Brewstew - Being Broke
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- čas přidán 15. 01. 2018
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“I wouldn’t recommend being poor.”
Good fucking advice
Sergeant Sam 😂😂
Lol
Sergeant Sam mk
Yep
Sergeant Sam too late.
"I wouldn't recommend being poor"
*Poverty rate drop to 0%*
Welp boys we did it *poverty* is no more
Stonks📈📈📈
And that is how the government dealt with poverty
Ribena Birb yep
I don't know why but your pfp reminds me of geometry dash for some reason
Man this shit was so real, I kept laughing at how real this is. A lot of nights eating rice and ketchup, and using the cold shower to clean my ass.
My favorite tho was once when we got pizza. There was a place downstairs that sold pizza for ~60 cents per slice, back when the exchange rate was better. Some basic math means that a whole pizza was about $5. My friend and I dug through the whole flat and managed to scrape together exactly how much we needed.
We were so happy skipping our way down to the pizza place to get a WHOLE pizza. We ordered, and then we are getting ready to pick up our pizza. But these fuckers wanted another 60 cents for the box, which we just didn’t have. They were saying they might just give us back our money, but we were not having that. So I grabbed some newspaper from the register, put them on my arms, and told them to load it up. They thought I was joking at first, but we weren’t playing. They loaded that fresh-hot, greasy-ass pizza directly onto my arms and I carried that shit like baby Jesus back upstairs
Cold shower would high key be cleaner than wiping with random shit tbh
I’m crying bro 😭
Sweet baby cheesus 🍕
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I grew up poor and this video just hit home so hard. One time I lived with my brother because we rented a apartment together. But for the first few months money was tight I mean tight. We went days without food. I think the lowest point was when my neighbors got kicked out and my brother and I broke into their place and raided their fridge and cabinets for any left over food they had. I'll say this after two weeks of having little to no food that box of spaghetti noodles and sauce was the best thing I have ever tasted. Thankfully things picked up shortly after but that was a rough period in my life.
Jeez
Damnnn!
Has no one ever heard of churches and church run thrift stores? They will feed you. They collect food and free stuff to do exactly that! At my work I fill up two shopping carts loaded with baked goods. Sometimes it's almost all vanilla generic birthday cakes but...The meat department donates day old meat products. So you could probably live on free day old cake and meat right..? 🤷
Are you doing any better now?
How ? Did u get caught?
So it's clear he's never heard of the magical food called ramen.
Cuz he's a true amurican.
That's a secret you learn in college
It barely contains any nutrients at all. But atleast it makes you think you arent hungry anymore
@@iwillnever4giveyou742 where tf do you live?
Ramen is life
"your not wiping with me buddy, no siree. "
I died
ThatsPretty_ Spooky good job for 103 likes
You’re
My Chevy Broke down grammar nazi
Ramen and Mac and cheese has saved me from starving many times.
You can starve on that , no protein .
@@jad2290 obviously I didn't.
@@jad2290 when your rent is what you are bringing in every two weeks you have to eat what you can afford and if ramen is all you can afford that that's what you eat.
true ramen is king for the poor
Unfortunately I can relate to this story. When I was 14 sadly the electricity company dismantled the meter at our house due to unpaid bills. We didn't have electricity for the next 2 years. I had to charge my phone at my cousin's house or where my sister worked or whoever was nice enough to charge my phone. The only upside of the early 2000 phones were the battery life which lasted about 2-3 weeks on one charge. My dad made a makeshift charger from batteries and he used that to change some of the phones in the house except mine as somehow the Nokia 3210 didn't want to take charge from batteries.
Summers were warm and okay even without electricity but the winters very cold. My dad used a tiny log burner furnace to keep the house relatively warm but the temperature never succeeded 14 Celsius in the house. Having a shower wasn't a thing either as that would probably cause hypothermia due to the ice cold water from the taps, so the family got used to partially bathe next to the log burner with some water that was warmed up on the burner. We haven't had the gas installed in the house due to major expense problems at the time of the construction so my dad used a gas barrel which we changed whenever it ran out.
All in all we somehow managed to survive that 2 harsh years even with my parents worse than average income. So yeah, being broke is no fun at all.
Dude I am so sorry to hear that I hope your life is much better now
Idk but I was imagining your dad as jet stream Sam
I hope you are in a good place now
@@zisjustasidewaysn287 why? Lol it makes no sense 🤣 you just picture the guy from Metal Gear Rising? Wtf
Bro is telling his life story about his family struggling and you come here and talk about a video game character 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Anyways I hope you are doing better now, you and your family.
tyler: cant afford a box of hamburger helper
also tyler: *buys electric toaster oven*
Zacky Animations a toaster oven is cheap it’s like 20$
Well that’s because he bought it on Friday
Maybe it was their neighbors and they stole it out of the basement lol
the one and only , there is another
@@Ex0dus24Are you talking about black Friday?
“Aw well looks like we’re fu*ked” lol
Bout to die, wake me up when we get food
sums up school
Aaron Ruehrwein lol
Heard that alot
He's been on his own since 17? Underneath the humor is some real pain.
😔
That’s where humor comes from.
I don't know if this has to denote pain I haven't lived with my parents since 16 and I don't count it as pain it was just what was for me
yeah : (
He also had to kill someone to survive.
Back in the 2000s a Sears catalog went a long ways if you had no toilet paper
With the waxy smooth pages? That's impossible!
McDonald's napkins
It could also replace the internet in a pinch if you know what I mean
I volunteer at a local church food bank. We get lots of young people coming in that aren't homeless for a meal. If you're hungry and need help, look for a local soup kitchen or food bank. Just remember to give back in the future once you're out of your rut.
Food is the easiest thing to get assistance with, it costs more to restart your water service than it does to pay the water bill, and really never give in on rent
@@wirelessgrapes2242The key is to go turn on your water service yourself. Same with electric.
@@thelight3112 that’s illegal
but then this bit would of sucked?
@@zerotodona1495 Only if you get caught.
I would personally be fine with my water + electric bill going up a little bit if it means that people in my area don't have to live without access to clean water or electric lights/cooking.
“McDonald’s napkins and coffee filters”I felt that😔
yeah but have you used corn cobs?
Scrape the shit off with a scalpel
Aren't coffee filters designed for liquid to flow through them
Plastic spoons
@@Sp1n1985 go burn in hell
I remember being in the same situation and I would call my parents and grandparents twice a week to see if I could come over for dinner
I've never been that poor, this has increased my work drive. Thank you.
I've grown up middle class all my life. Definitely not poor, but also not what I would call rich. I might try making it out into the HVAC field, so hopefully I won't end up as bad as he was or other people. Rent is sky high now compared to 2008, when Tyler was young.
“Like it’s the last helicopter out of Vietnam” 😂😂
And there's only one seat left
And there's a napalm strike in your sector
I would like the comment but it’s on 420
Viet Cong is moving on your position look out
L
0:45 lol that's some accuracy right there
O
On a mission today to rewatch all these videos and leave a like.
Wow, as broke as I've been in my life, I've never been "gotta flush with Mountain Dew" broke. 😄 This video is priceless.
When u get hamburger helper and can’t afford hamburger meat
You call it helper
moregenroete what do u call it
Actually the cheesy Italian shells are pretty good without the hamburger
You can't feel hungry when you're asleep 😂😂 I've been there
Mehdi Belabed sameee
Mehdi Belabed we've all had those times in our lives.
Can't be hungry if you're dead...
The ChairSofters Maan sometimes I feel hungry even in my sleep
Aaron Green Yeah i had moments I wished I was dead for being too hungry
Dude i feel your pain, I came up with all kinds of creative ways to get by being poor. When they would shut off my water I would poop at the grocery store across the street once my toilet filled up...it got bad one winter and i didnt get it turned back on till spring and by that time i had given up on the toilet so when judgement day came I had to throw rubber elbow gloves on and transplant everything from the toilet to a 5 gallon bucket and we are talking about 3 month old piss and shit. it was a def low point in my life. When we would run out of heating oil I would set up my big one room tent in my living room and move my couch and tv inside it...I had this one plug in space heater that would heat the tent really well as it was rated for 40 below so it kept the heat in nicely. I live in Maine so the winters get brutal...In the event that my power got shut off I would just run an extension cord from my neighbors through one of my windows to one of those heavy duty power strips in the kitchen so i could keep my frig plugged in and would run more extension cords to the living room to keep a lamp my tv and my gaming system and internet on...good times...Food was a bit easier for me because ever since i was 16 I have known about the "chip spot" in my towns industrial park..This was the local Frito Lay distributor and they had a dumpster for all the outdated chips and cookies...They did have a fence around this dumpster but me and my room mate would just climb over and unlock it...We would fill the bed of my truck with bags of chips...it was great...did that for almost a decade untill they made the fence so high you couldnt do it anymore..ya man being poor sucks but i will tell you one good thing it did for me...no matter how many years its been since i lived like that I dont forget it and appreciate what i have now
Jesus christ you ate old expired chips for a decade?
Why not just piss outside?
@@decadunce9205 what if it freezes before it gets out
What do you have now?
"I wouldn't recommend being poor"
Schmid OSF I need to take a shit
Schmid OSF makes you appreciate things more though
I'm Cynical you can be rich and be able to appreciate things lol what
niki yes you can just not as much, I took food for granted and now I barley have shit to eat
I'm Cynical it just depends on the person
How broke are you ??
McDonalds icecream machine.
nah he 🅱roke as a 2 liter coke machine
My nigga broke as my will to live
arran Borthwick75 true.
*B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A*
arran Borthwick75 DEAD ASFFF
The thing is though if you pee enough and the bowl gets full enough it’ll flush
_"I WILL GLADLY SHIT IN SOME MOUNTAIN DEW, BUT I WILL BE DAMNED IF I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERNET!"_
I'm stealing that quote for whenever our WiFi goes out from now on.
1:01 yes, but you can't sleep when the duplex is haunted
Memetastic lol
Memetastic What if It was 3:01 PM?
Lightly taps head
It’s sleeping with the lights on time. Lol
Memetastic *sees Memetastics profile pic* Oh my gosth is that FROM CUPSTH HEADSTH *Heavy breathing*
The dollar store is a magical place for a poor person
I have wealth and I use dollar stores all the time. Why not get the same brand for a cheaper value
@@DiegoLopez-or6ky right! It's literally just less to make it a buck... But watching idiots thinking they're getting a good deal at dollar tree is entertaining
They got them 1.25liters of coca cola, pepsi, mountain dew, you name it. For it just 1 buck. Not kidding, a dollar.
Michael Smith So you say ramen but don't bring up literally everything else that's cheaper at dollar tree than anywhere else? Great argument,10/10.
Dollar tree is heaven for a college student
I’m old enough that I’ve wiped my ass with corncobs. No shit.
Nothing pairs like brewstew and a red baron pizza with a nice beer
If he only knew how valuable that book idea would be in 2020
A bd
Fax
Too expensive
True.
Lol
“I wouldn’t recommend being poor”
-Brewstew 2018
You will
@@gnross lol what?
Poverty rate drops to zero percent
Jesus has it really been 3 years?
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Very accurate. Most of my friends lived with their parents til their mid 20s. I was out by 18. I was broke til I was almost 30 lol. Lot of cereal
I think we all had a cast iron frying pan that left chunks of metal in our food. It's part of life, and now you and me.
“You start looking at how fluffy your cat is...”
Legendary man, even when he was poor he never sold his Holographic Charizard
XD
That's for emergencies
Even while broke if he has that holographic Charizard he has the world by its ass. He'd be stupid to sell it!
How do you know he collects Pokémon cards??
@@bbb_888 is this a joke? Or have you legit not watched Brewstew b4?
If Tyler actually wrote and published How to Poop When You’re Poor: What to Wipe With, What to Flush With, he’d make a fortune in 2020
Using newspaper as toilet paper sure brings me back 😂
Can’t ya just steal the toilet paper from a public restroom?
Luna yes u can i have done it.
Bring a backpack
Luna no that stuff is too thin
@@mefoy3766 try a leaf take it from me ' was forced to due to loseing a bet me and my friends are wired as fuck were not normal ' that shit is purely impossible
christopher snedeker I guess so
Sound's like jail would've been a better option.
You have the chance of getting killed but you get free food
_It’s a win-win_
Don't drop the soap
LIFE HACKS
@@mr.dinosaur1610 Have people never heard of squatting?
@Da Früher land he mean jail
I love teh way the mic & audio sounds. It's honestly charming.
That titanic joke aged like milk
Nope it’s still funny soy boy
"Bring in the vacuum"!!
when
*succ*
Oh god
Fucking dead
The only thing left to get some money from!🤣🤣
Before he was Brewstew, he was... Brokestew 🕶️
-Yeah, I know, I'm not funny.
MrFedoraFilm its okay, i kinda smiled... Not really.... Just wanted to help:)
You're doing your best :)
Holy shit, I never thought I'd see the day where CZcams comments are supportive.
This joke was worst then your adoption
Donald Trump I didn't know oranges could type
One time when I was a kid my mom told us we were going to have a living room campout! We built a huge fort with couch cushions and blankets, and since we were "camping", we couldn't watch tv or turn on the lights. Instead we had all of these candles and flashlights, we sat by the fireplace and played board games, and we all slept there that night on the floor in the living room, even mom and dad! I thought it was so special.
It was like 10 years later when I looked back and realized we did that because the power got shut off. My parents were keeping us warm together by the wood fireplace so we didn't all freeze (we didn't have central heat anyway, just two small electric heaters we moved from room to room wherever we were, usually one for my parents and one for mine and my brother's room). It broke my heart when I realized that, but a million thanks to my parents who gave me a treasured memory instead of a sad night. It must have taken a lot of strength and love to put on a smile and play with us when they were probably so stressed out.
2:39 bruh, thats why you buy electric everything, hook it up to a massive steam turbine buried in your basement and just run the house off that.
Nah bro make a nuclear fusion reactor
@@somegenericpersonontheinte9327 well I live in the middle of nowhere, but you can't walk 5 feet without hitting a tree so I have lots of wood
Toilet paper is a luxury now
It always has been
And it was for him then
@Morgan crow duh
No cap
Yeah
“Being poor sucks I wouldn’t recommend being poor”
“Well boys we did it bieng poor is no more”
🤣
Being
Even after you edited it you still messed up
@@eisotopiusgaming lmao
Being*
Just had my water shut off and thought to rewatch this
Wiping your ass with coffee filters 🤣 bro true life. Those times are rough.
Getting kicked out of my mothers house and this kind of gives me hope that even though it’ll be hectic I can make it alone this young
You have two outcomes. 1. You dont make it and you die and all of your suffering is over.
2. You do make it and your suffering is over.
Now there is a 3rd option. Butt i suggest you dont think about it, read it at your own risk
3. You dont die and you dont make it and you just suffer forever. Jeez i hope that doesnt happen.
@@jackmehoff2363 Thanks Satan
Wait holdup
Holy shit you should be good. I'm sorry for you.
Why did you get kicked out?
They did not even have hamburger meat lol
That’s what the metal flakes were for
You mean ground beef
Martin Vazquez no, he means hamburger meat. You can call it both
@@David-nn1cf Yeah, you're right I was just saying
Still Better than spam.
mad respect to him for not selling his pokemon cards
No more warm showers? That sounds like hell.
We all laughed at him when he found alternatives to toilet paper, but little did we know he was a visionary
The ghosts kept dropping their nickles
LeoNerdo Are You Sure Its Not That 1 Damn Demon?
LeoNerdo. No it was a demon
LeoNerdo nice use of other videos
Fuck you nigga
Fnafplushworld139 Jorge garcia Damn edge lord over here
BREWSTEW THIS IS SO RELATABLE SOMEONE THOUGHT I COULDNT BREATHE CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro who is your dealer and what does it cost per ounce?
Tis better to be broke...
...than broke in.
✌️😔
It's a great day when you get dismissed early from school and Brewstew uploads a video.
ShyColdChris better when school gets cancelled 2 days
FlyT Rokett but sucks when you have to make up those days
Same
FlyT Rokett you live in texas
You
Gotta love Tuesday
The only good part about being broke: If you're on a diet, you're in luck
Edit: why does this have so many likes
Nice one ( I fucking promise I’m not a bot)
Ash Meh that’s what a bot would say
Funny, you made my dawn!
@@BG-sq7zf #bot
@@dumbbum9560 bot
I would tighten my belt by 1 loop. Helps with hunger pains a lot.
This is by far the funniest one !! The pan bit, reminds me of my time travelling and the pans were exactly like this 😂 tastes like soot and metal 😂😂😂
It’s always a good day when brewstew uploads.
Salad Lord yeah but the Pakistan thing he said was kinda raciast because my dads side of the family is Pakistani
Yea it kinda sucks that the funniest people can be racist sometimes.
Salad Lord yeah but that's okay it's how they make money
pk omega thunders suck it up snowflake
Salad Lord dude it doesn't matter
"Being poor sucks. I wouldn't recommend being poor."
Matt pro tip
im gonna cry i remember watching all your videos after school everyday
Jesus. I can relate to this-WAAAAY to much. Great video. I really enjoyed it.
I DIED after he said he used flat mt dew to take a dookie
Jesse Lopez no because it said dookie
“Toilet paper was rare” This man was ahead of his time
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I’m
@@bossza4445 nobody will watch your stupid fucking videos
@@nothing1745 lmao
This is way too accurate 😂 I absolutely love the celebrity comparisons . And lost it when it came to the fucken cat 😂🤣
Tom is a true friend. He'll always be there for you
Poor people unite! Might be able to afford rent between us all...
Tank Bank haha 😆 I don’t think we could afford a duplex split between us don’t even think about a normal house
Still barely worth the first month
I don’t think he’s poor anymore
I have 5 dollars and 3 one dollar monopoly bills will that work?
All I own is 50 cents
" I've wiped my ass with so many things I could write a book about it" Well that book might come in handy cuz toilet paper is GONE now cuz of coronavirus
As a Latino I don't understand why people can't wipe their ads with days As I
@Li1 SheP It's just a comment dude this isn't a letter to the HR.
Li1 SheP hey fuck you
@Li1 SheP love you nigga say it back no homo i got socks on
@Li1 SheP awe fuck yea ;)
This is the funniest thing ever. IT made my day. Thank you.
That toilet paper 🧻 bit was pure gold 👌
Painfully relatable, plus the rats that refuse to pay their side of rent. If you're gonna be a chef, you can cover a bill at least. C'mon.
Keep it up, Brewstew!
BlackSen oooommmmggggg
BlackSen who are u ???
AREON a pretty famouse CZcamsr with awesome animations
BlackSen I said to the landlord after moving in a place that I never experienced bed bugs or cockroaches ...ants yes but Nadia else....all of a sudden I had this problem and its cost me a fortune..... and all kinds of things that I've Loved along the way...I had to get rid of.... Next thing I know I'm fighting this and he's trying to come out to me and still make me pay rent....without pre disclosuring this....I finally said to him... well just like you said and even before I saw you say it.... I replied back to the landlord stating the fact that the Cockroaches and bed bugs never paid me this share of the rent money....!!!lol!!!
I think that is so funny then I think some of the same random thought other people think of... See we have more in common than we know as human beings...!!!!!!
I love ants
if everyone pees in the tank after a while you'll have enough for a flush
michael scott (nasa) “check your messages it’s important”
Holly crap your a genius
That’s smart
yeah but like you know it might smell like shit
That’s true😂
I have a gas oven that's used as a range top and storage.
Table top convection toaster oven cooks food better and doesn't heat up the whole house.
I feel like we can all relate with that toilet paper crisis, at least once
Tyler: *Internet was the most important utility for us.*
Me: *How are you going to only pay internet if you have no electricity?*
Phone, you can charge it at libraries or public areas
@@ImTheBluestBird whats powering the internet?
Borrow Electric from neighbor lol 😆
Run a generator
Fly a kite during a thunderstorm
That being hungry with no money really hit man.
Ramen
That's where a five finger discount and quick feet go well
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Thank you, I needed this today.
I bet he’s looking at the likes and views on this video and thinking “Man if this doesn’t get to 100k views we can’t buy water this month.....”
Lol😂😂
# Trailblazers2018 XD
# Trailblazers2018 wow
Totally read that in his voice.
Meme Dealer/Stealer
judv
I've had to leave buckets outside to collect rainwater to flush the toilet, doing it at night with no electricity was the really tricky part.
What about being to lazy. 😂😂
Genius
At least you got your daily iron intake.... 😂
This is how it feels being a middle class person in 2023
There is no more middle class
@@ChewyChicken589 NOT NO MORE 💀
Brewstew: I was broke and it sucked
Me: So that explains the stick figures
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You should of pissed in the tank instead of the toilet bowl
Lildude 13 you are actually a genius no sarcasm
Alex Pol ha thanks
Audacial if Mountain Dew works why not
It would be very weird but if your that desperate it could work
Lildude 13 nice copy
Titanic-2
Rich people-0
Sleeping off the hunger 🤣🤣🤣 I felt that in my soul 🤣
“Toilet paper is a luxury”
Yeah...it sure is
It is now.
This post was brought to you by the Corona gang.
Try water to wash your ass off
@@thebeyonder7009 good idea
2020 talk
You were in the “Great Depression” and relied onto the “New Deal.”
I'm living this nightmare seriously
Idk why I think this is ur best story. Maybe cause it's relatable.
“Alright being poor sucks” what a interesting way to start something
As a broke 20 year old living on my own this made me bust out laughing Edit: Thanks for all the likes.
Godspeed, sir.
I have an idea, just stop being poor
For all the homeless people out there, just buy a house.
Same
Angel G369 lmfao I’m 21 now still paying bills still sucks but hey it’s my life now 😂🤣
"Your not wiping with me buddy! No sirry! " lmao
I've been through all of this 😂 It's so true. Especially the toilet paper part 😂😂😂
The relatability physically pains me
RandomGamer22 same
😢
u poor cat
Welcome to Puerto Rico
RandomGamer22 pH yeah
Hamburger helper $0.75...
kystina13 XD
In that time was the same as $4,00
@@MemeMorto its $1.50 now
Yeah so?
I mean when you are broke $0:75 is a "good amount*