Spelling Bee Contestant Asks The Definition of “Woman”

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  • Judges at a school spelling bee are stumped and infuriated when a child dares to ask them for a definition of the word “woman.”
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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  Před rokem +13087

    What other wordz does the left have troble speling?

  • @m1bl4n
    @m1bl4n Před rokem +9752

    The scariest thing is that this isn't even a joke anymore. This is tame compared to what a lot of people on Twitter do.

    • @princealmighty5391
      @princealmighty5391 Před rokem +159

      And real life

    • @m1bl4n
      @m1bl4n Před rokem +26

      @@princealmighty5391 yup :(

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před rokem +5

      Lies again? Sunday Bell + Spotify Barcelona + Spank Bang + Sell Backside + Small Boy

    • @davida1679
      @davida1679 Před rokem +6

      So WHY? would anyone have anything to do with twitter?

    • @addict4165
      @addict4165 Před rokem +62

      Woman=Wife Of Man
      I read it somewhere

  • @perunplague9794
    @perunplague9794 Před rokem +5727

    “…Each person can define for themselves what a woman is”
    “So can you define it?”
    “…”
    That was so perfect

  • @durchhalter
    @durchhalter Před 8 měsíci +1822

    Fun Fact:
    The origin of the word "woman" is actually to be found in Germany. Back in the olden days the word "man" was referring to humans in general ("Mensch" in German) and was completely genderless. To differentiate between a female and a male human, two words would be used in front of "man", "wer" for males and "wif" for females. The "wer" we can still see in words like "werewolf", meaning "male human wolf" (a female werewolf doesn't really exist, it would have to be called "wifwolf"). The "wif man" (female human) turned into the modern word "woman". Also, the modern word "wife" comes from the old German word "wif" for female human, too.

    • @anonymous52638
      @anonymous52638 Před 8 měsíci +108

      Thanks for the knowledge man.

    • @durchhalter
      @durchhalter Před 8 měsíci

      You‘re welcome!😉@@anonymous52638

    • @GrexFilms
      @GrexFilms Před 7 měsíci +205

      Feminist reading your comment: Uhm... I think this is mansplaining

    • @SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228
      @SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228 Před 7 měsíci +184

      so Wifi is a female word?

    • @sufjo1982
      @sufjo1982 Před 7 měsíci

      @@SomeUkrainian69_420_1337_228you gotta use werfi if your a man you biggot

  • @speakrighttogod
    @speakrighttogod Před 2 měsíci +287

    As one pastor said, if someone asks "What is a woman? tell them, "Your momma!! That explains it all.

    • @Silveryback
      @Silveryback Před 2 měsíci +5

      😂😂😂

    • @allysonchen2097
      @allysonchen2097 Před měsícem

      I've got one even better for you. Tell them it's what god created after man.

    • @j.al.3705
      @j.al.3705 Před měsícem +3

      Thats a perfect definition of woman. 😂

    • @Zodiase
      @Zodiase Před měsícem +2

      But what if the kid had two male parents?

    • @OctoberPassedMeBy
      @OctoberPassedMeBy Před měsícem +1

      ​@@ZodiaseFine then. Birthing person from whom you came out of. Happy now?

  • @cptsuperstraight6924
    @cptsuperstraight6924 Před rokem +32800

    If you don't know what a woman is because you're not a biologist, then you're admitting a woman is biological.

    • @sonicthehedgehog1606
      @sonicthehedgehog1606 Před rokem +2305

      Yeah.
      It's like saying that you don't know the weather outside because you're not a meteorologist

    • @stefc1289
      @stefc1289 Před rokem +708

      Ooooo. Excellent point.

    • @davekendall1338
      @davekendall1338 Před rokem +640

      Check and mate.

    • @buddyguy4723
      @buddyguy4723 Před rokem +353

      Checkmate

    • @staceygram5555
      @staceygram5555 Před rokem +326

      @@JasonSmith-fe2fx
      You could have just ended your sentence before the word 'woman'.

  • @ryanlucas3907
    @ryanlucas3907 Před rokem +6111

    Feels bad when this isn't even parody anymore.

    • @PhonkAttack4DX
      @PhonkAttack4DX Před rokem +19

      @@SpadeApeiron wtf? 😂

    • @Username-1289
      @Username-1289 Před rokem +11

      @@SpadeApeiron 4/10 bait

    • @cukman1643
      @cukman1643 Před rokem

      @@SpadeApeiron Its the 20% of retard leftists on twitter even most of them aren't that stupid.

    • @upendrawalke7082
      @upendrawalke7082 Před rokem +50

      Honestly I do not know why the judges are suffering so much. 2 X Chromosomes. Like that is literally it.

    • @anatolydyatlov963
      @anatolydyatlov963 Před rokem +8

      @@upendrawalke7082 Not exactly. Nowadays, there's a disconnect between gender, which is a purely psychological phenomenon, i.e. the thing you identify as, and biological sex. The word woman is supposed to describe the first one, and "female" the second one. Funnily enough, even when it comes to biology, about 1-2% of people can't be judged based on their chromosomes because of various conditions like mosaicism (they talked about it in the latest episode of SciShow). So to conclude, I'd say that if you have 2X chromosomes, you're most likely a female, not necessarily a woman.

  • @hitchcockisthegoat
    @hitchcockisthegoat Před 5 měsíci +353

    “Just spell the word so we can get a girl up here to win” dang near wrecked me. 😂😂😂😂

    • @2019inuyasha
      @2019inuyasha Před 2 měsíci +14

      How can they know he is not a girl...oh the bigotry has come full 😆

    • @MSK.ofAlexandria
      @MSK.ofAlexandria Před 2 měsíci +1

      Its sad cause thats not even the reality, now people would say "spell the word so we can get a octopusself up here to win"

    • @shadowgirl8038
      @shadowgirl8038 Před 2 měsíci +3

      A Trans girl at that

    • @SwaggyFlan
      @SwaggyFlan Před 20 dny

      i agree miblin

  • @sarahmason8154
    @sarahmason8154 Před 5 měsíci +168

    "Wrong!! It's got an X in it now for some reason. OMG. Dying....

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před 2 měsíci +3

      Uhhh when does woman have an x in it...?

    • @soullessjoe3314
      @soullessjoe3314 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Oh in their chromosomes😅 XX

    • @bunbacheso
      @bunbacheso Před 3 dny

      @@DinosaurNicksome people use the term “womxn”. Please don’t ask me why. I don’t understand it. It’s a left thing, apparently.

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick Před 3 dny

      @@bunbacheso i think womxn is a gender identity maybe idk but it's not to erase women. I'll have to do research on it as I never saw it before. I do now gxrl and bxy are genders pronounced as girl x and boy x. Maybe womxn is just a more adult way to say gxrl.

  • @TheXyxy2
    @TheXyxy2 Před rokem +6172

    This is not a satire, it's the reality.

    • @shpreenten
      @shpreenten Před rokem +135

      Maybe only in the US, not anywhere else in the world!

    • @StillAliveAndKicking_
      @StillAliveAndKicking_ Před rokem +173

      @@shpreenten In Britain too. The leader of the opposition party, Keir Starmer, could not define a woman. Someone needs to stand up to the trans bigots.

    • @SimpsonDG
      @SimpsonDG Před rokem +31

      That must be a big problem for Babylon Bee. Today's satire is tomorrow's real life. It must be hard to keep up.

    • @alex0315
      @alex0315 Před rokem +37

      @@shpreenten In ALL English speaking countries.

    • @elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
      @elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 Před rokem

      🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender.
      Mathew 19:12
      🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender.
      🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused.
      🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender.
      Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships.
      Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman.
      God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain.
      I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah!
      Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked.
      Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies.
      Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........

  • @pierreedo5841
    @pierreedo5841 Před rokem +1122

    judge:"Spell woman."
    Kid: "Can I have a definition, please?"
    judge:"Listen here, you little shit"

    • @SC2Villares
      @SC2Villares Před rokem

      @@nathanhz6268 NOT NECESSERALLY YOU SHIT, IF THAT """""""FEMALE PERSON""""""" DOEN'T RECOGNIZE THEYSELF AS WOMEN, IT CAN AS ANYTHING IT WANTASDKAPSODKPASJDQOINWWND BIG TEXT BIG TEXT BIG TEXT

    • @rodneylane5455
      @rodneylane5455 Před rokem +7

      @@nathanhz6268 women is plural woman is singular

    • @theharshtruthoutthere
      @theharshtruthoutthere Před rokem

      @@nathanhz6268 Can you define a WOMAN? - human, created from the rib bone of a man.
      If the BIBLE is too hard to read, may i help:
      Genesis 2:21
      “And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;”
      Genesis 2:22
      “And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.”
      Genesis 2:23
      “And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”
      Lets divide the WORD OF TRUTH as bible teaches us to do: 2 Timothy 2:15
      Both words: ADAM and WOMEN are nouns:
      Adam = mankind. Both, males and females carrie the name; ADAM.
      Woman = female humans. WOMEN, name given by male human.
      We could also state that WOMEN = origin from a MAN. Which also the BIBLE says: "she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.”".

    • @theharshtruthoutthere
      @theharshtruthoutthere Před rokem +4

      @@nathanhz6268 And real church is human body itself, therefore, anyone who seeks for real CHURCH OF CHRIST, must take a look inside:
      1 Corinthians 3:16
      Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?
      1 Corinthians 3:17
      If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.
      1 Corinthians 6:19
      What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
      "This is a school, not church"? - if school teaches nonsenses (trans lie, nasa lie and etc.) then it is no school.

    • @theharshtruthoutthere
      @theharshtruthoutthere Před rokem +5

      @@nathanhz6268 sharing truth is too much for school? Isn`t that the only reason for school(s)?

  • @SharkIey
    @SharkIey Před 2 měsíci +32

    Smart child outsmarted these 2 social media users

  • @zylanderr
    @zylanderr Před 2 měsíci +70

    Plot Twist: he was trying to differentiate 'woman' from 'women'

  • @pursaveer9027
    @pursaveer9027 Před rokem +4294

    I love the way the whole audience leans in when he says "Can you define it?" This is satirical gold!

    • @ankavoskuilen1725
      @ankavoskuilen1725 Před rokem +114

      Even the guy on the smartphone paid attention.
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pursaveer9027
      @pursaveer9027 Před rokem +11

      @@ms.construed1305 If we wake up, won't we be woke then? ;)

    • @leiatyndall8648
      @leiatyndall8648 Před rokem +29

      Awake vs woke. Subtle difference, when written, but massive in scope.

    • @mamabear3887
      @mamabear3887 Před rokem +2

      🤣

    • @guidedmeditation2396
      @guidedmeditation2396 Před rokem +22

      I can imagine leftists on the View, CNN, MSNBC and even at Disney outlets watching this and saying this is HAYTE and PHOBIC... what the heck throw "RACIST" in there too.

  • @adelek5974
    @adelek5974 Před rokem +8568

    It's amazing how people can identify as something they can't even define.

    • @words007
      @words007 Před rokem +436

      Too much free time Ladies and gentlemen, too much free time for internet generation, thats all.

    • @furyberserk
      @furyberserk Před rokem +73

      We know God, unknown knowns, known knowns, known unknowns, unknown knowns and even unknown unknowns, but women is beyond that.
      Ps, I typed womxn but it auto corrected.

    • @jumpieva
      @jumpieva Před rokem +58

      it's always about explaining that 'others' define it in many ways, but never seem to show what THEY actually use as this litmus test. the patients are running the asylum.

    • @rodman0088
      @rodman0088 Před rokem +13

      @@furyberserk Be careful to correct a woman, some have been known to come totally unglued with no justification whatsoever.

    • @justythrasher
      @justythrasher Před rokem +166

      No, it's amazing we don't call that mental illness anymore

  • @iSon25
    @iSon25 Před měsícem +16

    Micropachycephalosaurus 😂😂😂😂 they did him dirty lol

  • @andyturpen
    @andyturpen Před rokem +3768

    This would be hysterical were it not completely infuriating. Great job, Babylon Bee. Glad to see someone poised to be wittier and far more in touch than SNL.

    • @denniswood6791
      @denniswood6791 Před rokem +73

      The Bee is funnier than SNL.

    • @retroman--
      @retroman-- Před rokem +25

      @@denniswood6791 100%

    • @souperstar7050
      @souperstar7050 Před rokem +61

      SNL is too woke to do anything like this.

    • @EweCantSeeMe
      @EweCantSeeMe Před rokem +41

      Hell, SNL has started roasting Biden and they're STILL not funny because now they're just reciting facts.....

    • @guidedmeditation2396
      @guidedmeditation2396 Před rokem

      There is a war on masculinity and an effort to move the center so far to the Feminine that Masculinity is deemed a mental disorder and punishable with prison. A global regime that regards masculine men who challenge their power as mentally ill and criminal can then use government power to medicate and incarcerate them. Our pointless wars have been like a wood chipper the elites have used to cull the masculine population of men willing to fight to the death for their families and freedoms.

  • @ludeman
    @ludeman Před rokem +3996

    This young man is a better actor then most movies I have seen lately

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 Před rokem +88

      Modern actors:
      -mouthbreathing all the time for some reason
      -overly dramatic poses/body language
      -tone of voice doesn't fit what they're doing half the time

    • @SnakeySniper
      @SnakeySniper Před rokem +76

      Certainly better than Amber Heard

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 Před rokem +12

      Are you a youngologist-manologist?

    • @bobbyd9319
      @bobbyd9319 Před rokem +5

      @@SnakeySniper come on, that shit was the dogs.

    • @OGSF_Apoc
      @OGSF_Apoc Před rokem +22

      Maybe acting isn't the skill that Hollywood pretends that it is?

  • @terryvlunsford1610
    @terryvlunsford1610 Před 5 dny +4

    Woman is derived from, Man with a womb or (Wombman) Woman. The silent B was dropped.

    • @lyndaek99
      @lyndaek99 Před dnem

      Rip to all those Not a Woman with MRKH syndrome (born without a uterus).

    • @cathybarker5086
      @cathybarker5086 Před dnem

      ​@@lyndaek99what would the percentage rate be for that??

  • @ChinemelumEnweluzor-px3ul
    @ChinemelumEnweluzor-px3ul Před 3 měsíci +19

    0:24 that hair flip was everything💁

  • @johnmaxwell1356
    @johnmaxwell1356 Před rokem +6863

    I love how the two judges say "everyone knows what a woman is" but then can not define it. Brilliantly written and too close to what society now considers as normal.

    • @snu3877
      @snu3877 Před rokem +185

      They are afraid to. And THAT is actually more frightening than the idea that most people truly do not know. They do, but they are afraid......

    • @sharigod5228
      @sharigod5228 Před rokem

      @@snu3877 simply because they're cowards. Me, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, Brett Cooper, Candace Owens, heck I'm even going to assume you can all say what a woman is. The only people who can't define a woman is uneducated people, people who only live in fantasy, and/or people who are braindead (yes this is a attack on anyone who can't define a woman).
      Woman - A female adult human.
      Female - The sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs.
      It's that simple if you don't fit those definition you're a male aka a boy/man.

    • @vel-a
      @vel-a Před rokem +112

      Western society *

    • @raphaelventura2997
      @raphaelventura2997 Před rokem +43

      What the guy said above, only the western society

    • @Ronny_Ron
      @Ronny_Ron Před rokem +13

      Too close? Nah, exact

  • @chillanvillain
    @chillanvillain Před rokem +3181

    Wow, where did you guys find kids who can act that well???? That was great, especially the ending "...his word was woman."

    • @hlmoore8042
      @hlmoore8042 Před rokem +41

      That part was hilarious.

    • @mikegalvin9801
      @mikegalvin9801 Před rokem +3

      @Paul Mykietyn You just said what I was thinking.

    • @destinfarr
      @destinfarr Před rokem +3

      For sure. ☺️

    • @ronvitug4641
      @ronvitug4641 Před rokem

      Rejected actors from Kamalas space summit with the kids the only overactor there was K

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 Před rokem +31

      That kid looked like a mini Matt Walsh

  • @midori4713
    @midori4713 Před 2 měsíci +8

    a teacher addressed the class in an all girls school as girls and got fired.

  • @samuelh5567
    @samuelh5567 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Country of origin always gets me.🤣
    Never seen the full thing though. Those judges are a**holes.
    JUST GIVE THE KID THE DEFINITION!!!!

  • @EthioMod
    @EthioMod Před rokem +13564

    This is painfully brilliant! I cannot believe the times we live in.

    • @OriruBastard
      @OriruBastard Před rokem +30

      @@quakeknight9680 Just take a look at your own videos playing happy wheels through the mobile phone cam.

    • @bugwar5545
      @bugwar5545 Před rokem +138

      The good news is, currently it is a First World Problem.
      The bad news is, it may soon be a 1984 problem.

    • @righttorecord3538
      @righttorecord3538 Před rokem +55

      I can. I read Orwell's 1984 in 1966 and knew this was coming.

    • @BYRDE1917
      @BYRDE1917 Před rokem +2

      @@bugwar5545 What 1984 problem, could you please explain?

    • @aaronjjacques
      @aaronjjacques Před rokem +31

      The dictionary defines literally as both literally and NOT literally. That was the beginning of the end.

  • @charlytaylor1748
    @charlytaylor1748 Před rokem +1202

    Top stuff, great kid acting & the precocious hair flick was spot on

    • @d2vmusic
      @d2vmusic Před rokem +15

      I've just made nearly the same comment! It was vey good, though 😂

    • @bobbyd9319
      @bobbyd9319 Před rokem +5

      The liberal teachers were very on spot !

    • @guidedmeditation2396
      @guidedmeditation2396 Před rokem +6

      Person 1. "I identify As A Woman"
      Person 2. "I identify you As Mentally Ill"
      Also Person 2. "I don't mind what you think of yourself... the problem is when you try to use government power to force me into what to say and think".

    • @iloveit9468
      @iloveit9468 Před rokem +3

      ❤️ The hair flick!

    • @larsonfamilyhouse
      @larsonfamilyhouse Před rokem

      @@guidedmeditation2396 USA has freedom of speech, move there if you’re concerned about it

  • @nuderobot4998
    @nuderobot4998 Před 8 měsíci +55

    In real life, the ones who always accuse others of "hate" are actually the ones who are full of hate.

    • @smitajky
      @smitajky Před měsícem +1

      Yes. Racist people accuse everyone else of being racist. Sexist people accuse everyone else of being sexist. A dishonest person accuses everyone else of being dishonest. A hateful person accuses everyone else of being hateful. At least, as a society, we are completely consistent and transparent. You immediately KNOW the problem every time a Karen opens his, her, their, it's, non specific pronoun's mouth. Have I got them all right?

    • @phatrix123
      @phatrix123 Před 25 dny

      In real life, They have so much hate for people who are right.

  • @randomme6954
    @randomme6954 Před 2 měsíci +8

    So true -- this channel is pure genius, keep it coming🤣

  • @jmcc4566
    @jmcc4566 Před rokem +6593

    I love that they wanted a girl to win it but gave him “woman” to spell but gave the girl “precocious”

    • @vitamin_protein001
      @vitamin_protein001 Před rokem +163

      "sexist"

    • @k9mc382
      @k9mc382 Před rokem +521

      They knew he would miss the "X" in Woman😂

    • @yesno4378
      @yesno4378 Před rokem

      @@k9mc382 You mean womxn , because this is the near future and people are complaining about man being part of woman

    • @pfp-underwater
      @pfp-underwater Před rokem +39

      Precocious is an easy wors

    • @pfp-underwater
      @pfp-underwater Před rokem +12

      Word

  • @iuile
    @iuile Před rokem +3588

    "How can you use it in all those sentences if you don't know the definition?" I love that!

    • @rileskorks1068
      @rileskorks1068 Před rokem +1

      czcams.com/video/fpGqFUStcxc/video.html
      The definition of woman and man aren't as rigid as they were, and are skewed due to words being used in synonymy that shouldn't be. A woman is anyone who identifies with said gender, and associates with stereotypically feminine things. Biological females? Women. A trans woman? Also a woman. A trans woman who hasn't had bottom surgery? Again, a woman. Thinking that a rigid answer to defining "what is a woman?!" or "what is a man?!" doesn't make any sense in today's society, as those questions pertain to *gender*, and not *sex*; seeing as gender is far more abstract in its definition, and isn't as limited.
      Using gender and sex synonymously often leads to this misconception of having an "easy definition" for a woman, and is better explained in the video I linked.

    • @sozo4483
      @sozo4483 Před rokem

      Woman is woman

    • @liamparkos7830
      @liamparkos7830 Před rokem +12

      Woman refers to the non inherently biological societal characteristics people associate with one another it’s based in external reality and is socially constructed it’s not that hard of a word to grasp the definition of

    • @pinchebruha405
      @pinchebruha405 Před rokem +136

      @@liamparkos7830 nope, sorry but we use words to describe our world, the things we can and can’t; see it feel it smell it etc…words don’t just define concepts they can an do define things too, so a woman is an actual thing not a concept. If it wasn’t a thing then why does it matter so much to trans women that they’re demanding to be included in a biological thing because women is not the same as a man biologist can see this, transgender are mutilating their bodies creating a dependency on big Pharma to conform to a social concept… really? stop with the cartwheels

    • @liamparkos7830
      @liamparkos7830 Před rokem +6

      @@pinchebruha405 that’s just objectively false theirs plenty of things in external reality what we use words to describe there’s a reason why fields such as sociology psychology and neurology exist they study our consciousness

  • @marc.V97
    @marc.V97 Před 2 měsíci +7

    How am i only discovering this channel now?😮 ..this is brilliant.. Subscribed 👍

  • @NSP-Animates
    @NSP-Animates Před 11 dny +4

    "Abortion is a woman's right." That aged well.

    • @csguak
      @csguak Před 5 dny

      Just like aborted babies❤😂

  • @joshuamurphy9902
    @joshuamurphy9902 Před rokem +1512

    "His word was woman!" That last kid stole the show. 😂

    • @Deathisdark05
      @Deathisdark05 Před rokem +69

      That is such a mood though. When I was kid I recall that some of the words were easy and then they had some insanely hard ones. I swear they also pronounced the easy ones in ways nobody says them so that they were harder.

    • @IanD-ut4dy
      @IanD-ut4dy Před rokem +10

      That had me crying 🤣🤣

    • @narata1541
      @narata1541 Před rokem +4

      Correction, his word was "womanx!"

    • @oratank
      @oratank Před rokem +27

      @@narata1541 WRONG! it's got an X in it now for some reason w-o-m-X-n

    • @kesh4171
      @kesh4171 Před rokem +7

      @@oratank Thats because the word man shouldnt be in the word woman because sexism. Also words like manhole, manpower, manhours, and even Amen need to be changed because ..... sexism.

  • @endame90
    @endame90 Před rokem +583

    When the last kid said "...his word was woman" I laughed more than I should have.

    • @nicholasyost8400
      @nicholasyost8400 Před rokem +12

      It was a beautiful end to the overall sketch!

    • @josephexodusinthelife
      @josephexodusinthelife Před rokem +9

      I had a big ol' laugh throughout the whole thing!

    • @mytubechanneI
      @mytubechanneI Před rokem +9

      You laughed as hard as you should at something so insanely absurd that it's actually happening in real life......

    • @jackbuendgen389
      @jackbuendgen389 Před rokem +2

      That was pretty funny

    • @namapalsu2364
      @namapalsu2364 Před rokem +1

      But you gotta admit that the initial convo makes Kenny's part funnier than it should.

  • @sevex9
    @sevex9 Před 2 měsíci +15

    Omg the element of sabotaging boys is supremely apt.
    It's like hitting a bullseye only to have it ricochet and hit another bullseye.

  • @katandbaldi
    @katandbaldi Před rokem +6132

    “WRONG! IT’S GOT AN X IN IT FOR SOME REASON!!”
    The way he delivered that line was absolutely Golden! 😂😂

    • @skybussey6147
      @skybussey6147 Před rokem +72

      It has an X in it because of the X chromasone ( probably spelt that wrong)
      This is why I propose we rid ourselves of men and instead define ourselves as ManY, since we have the Y chromosome.

    • @theprodigy9617
      @theprodigy9617 Před rokem +105

      @@skybussey6147 Say sike rn

    • @w4976.
      @w4976. Před rokem +17

      @@skybussey6147 Cool story bro

    • @hind4339
      @hind4339 Před rokem +23

      i actually searched google to see if that`s an actual thing ,then i realised it was just part of the skit.

    • @JaySeamus
      @JaySeamus Před rokem +3

      Like he was born ready for that boy's 'mistake' loool

  • @hicalebih8902
    @hicalebih8902 Před rokem +2451

    “Kenny, your word is micropachycephalosaurus”
    “His word was Womxn” 🤣

    • @AluminumTiki
      @AluminumTiki Před rokem +1

      Can i has in sentence please?
      Yes, imma bout to shove a micropachycephalosaurus in your ass if you dont hurry up

    • @theghosttypegreninja8851
      @theghosttypegreninja8851 Před rokem +168

      Where the hell did that x come from?

    • @NorahisaChristian
      @NorahisaChristian Před rokem +38

      @@theghosttypegreninja8851 ikr

    • @chlay739
      @chlay739 Před rokem +71

      @@theghosttypegreninja8851 (Just in case this isn't a joke and you're actually wondering) OP is referencing what was said in the video.

    • @SomeoneWhoExistsHereOnEarth
      @SomeoneWhoExistsHereOnEarth Před rokem +62

      @@theghosttypegreninja8851 The term womxn is an alternative spelling of the English word woman. Womxn has been found in writing since the 1970s, along with the term womyn, to avoid perceived sexism in the standard spelling, which contains the word man. (Wikipedia)

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před 4 měsíci +4

    The people sitting in the back without reacting is even funnier

  • @parodysk8512
    @parodysk8512 Před 4 měsíci +5

    The human right is to live. To be ALLOWED to LIVE YOUR LIFE.

  • @Joeyblondewolf2
    @Joeyblondewolf2 Před rokem +7936

    If you would've showed me this 10 years ago I wouldn't have gotten these jokes. But now I'm laughing and at the same time I'm sad this is even up for discussion 😅😂

    • @paularies5276
      @paularies5276 Před rokem +83

      @Ragnar Odinsson soo u saying a barren lady is not a woman!?

    • @mimilogan5903
      @mimilogan5903 Před rokem

      @@paularies5276 someone with an xx chromosome

    • @vojacked305
      @vojacked305 Před rokem

      @Ragnar Odinsson more like being born with only female reproductice system. Working or not.

    • @Joe-pb3bm
      @Joe-pb3bm Před rokem +7

      Woman is like the price of merchandise on Rodeo Drive. If you need to ask, you can't afford it (or to). LOL

    • @Phylum123456
      @Phylum123456 Před rokem +149

      Woman: An adult, human, female. Female: of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes. It's not hard.

  • @johngagliano7578
    @johngagliano7578 Před rokem +1199

    This was great! The bad thing is that this could be any public school in America, and would be very believable .

    • @guidedmeditation2396
      @guidedmeditation2396 Před rokem +19

      This most bizarre concept is a means to an end. It seeks to normalize the policing of speech and thoughts and is a crack in the dam and a slippery slope

    • @icedriver2207
      @icedriver2207 Před rokem +1

      I bet this word will never ever end up in a spelling bee. Just for this reason.

    • @thereaction18
      @thereaction18 Před rokem

      One more reason to ban public schools.

    • @jrhackman7414
      @jrhackman7414 Před rokem +9

      No it couldn’t. The judges didn’t have purple hair and nose rings.

    • @BenMurfitt
      @BenMurfitt Před rokem +1

      @@guidedmeditation2396 Social norms have been doing that for a long time.

  • @Taffles-hh9cu
    @Taffles-hh9cu Před 17 hodinami

    2:14 lmao she holds his hand down when he’s yelling and at 2:23 he just backs out

  • @kruegerpoolthe13th
    @kruegerpoolthe13th Před hodinou

    How did this become the biggest problem in America?

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger Před rokem +637

    Those who have been telling us to follow the science don't know the difference between a man and a woman.

    • @specialk4006
      @specialk4006 Před rokem

      They know there's a difference... they don't want there to be. Baphamet. These people are literal devil worshipers.

    • @glmathgrant
      @glmathgrant Před rokem +47

      I'm not a veterinarian, but I know what a honey badger is!

    • @bradbecker8982
      @bradbecker8982 Před rokem

      The people that “follow” the science are just as culty as a religion. Science is something that humans engage in.. any of us can go by reason and logic.. and limit ourselves to conclusions based solely on evidence.

    • @kevinbirge2130
      @kevinbirge2130 Před rokem

      It’s not science. It’s a cult.

    • @peartree460
      @peartree460 Před rokem +9

      🌭 🌮
      Duh

  • @andysvlock5992
    @andysvlock5992 Před 9 měsíci +498

    The scariest part is there are ppl like those judges on school boards

    • @darkknight1604
      @darkknight1604 Před 9 měsíci

      And I eliminated in job interview because of this. Those brаinless liberals is destroying the world.

    • @0kr4m
      @0kr4m Před 2 měsíci +4

      no there arent

    • @SleekHeroo
      @SleekHeroo Před 2 měsíci +20

      @@0kr4m yes there are. If you're saying there aren't then you're either from a normal part ofAmerica or not from America at all. School boards in America are fucking disgusting

    • @0kr4m
      @0kr4m Před 2 měsíci

      @@SleekHeroo No there arent and we dont need to define woman

    • @justmynameandnothing.8477
      @justmynameandnothing.8477 Před měsícem +7

      @@0kr4msorry but you would need proofs to back up your claim

  • @GoodsonChiwedza
    @GoodsonChiwedza Před měsícem +5

    America is now my circus
    I watch it without paying 😅😅😅

  • @rumuelnathanael8043
    @rumuelnathanael8043 Před měsícem +1

    "I'm not a woman... woman." 😂😂😂

  • @BuddyBrownMusic
    @BuddyBrownMusic Před rokem +3461

    Alright, this is my favorite Babylon Bee video of all time!!
    😂🤣😂🤣

    • @jesuslovesyou1454
      @jesuslovesyou1454 Před rokem +11

      Mine too! 😂😂😂

    • @billiehaley2816
      @billiehaley2816 Před rokem +12

      I blew my coffee this was too too too funny...cuz it's true. I wish eveyone on Earth could see this right now.

    • @TheNatewl777
      @TheNatewl777 Před rokem +1

      Same

    • @patriciahuffman6327
      @patriciahuffman6327 Před rokem

      But it's frightening if this could be true! This is actually happening,

    • @jesuslovesyou1454
      @jesuslovesyou1454 Před rokem

      @@patriciahuffman6327
      ?
      It's frightening "if this COULD be true!"
      But in your next sentence you state
      "It's actually happening!?"
      So which is it?
      Could be true or It's actually happening? 🤔

  • @thomasagarza
    @thomasagarza Před rokem +736

    “His word was woman.” Although the whole things was comical, that was the best line.

    • @bolivarrubiano5798
      @bolivarrubiano5798 Před rokem +19

      I'm still laughing at that ending!!!!!

    • @guidedmeditation2396
      @guidedmeditation2396 Před rokem +11

      Woman as in chest feeding milk bag person? Or a stunning and brave male pretending to be a woman?

    • @simonw3858
      @simonw3858 Před rokem +9

      His inner voice "C'mon MAN WTF! Do I look Asian to you?!!!!"

    • @nicholasyost8400
      @nicholasyost8400 Před rokem +7

      It was a great punchline delivery to the gag!

    • @copocopocopocopo
      @copocopocopocopo Před rokem +6

      Bigot! Don't you know it has an x in it now, for some reason? W-o-m-x-n!
      This is jokes. Not being serious.

  • @paulrice8342
    @paulrice8342 Před 6 dny +1

    The last four years have been a nightmare. We are legitimizing weirdness and penalizing normality. Believe me NO one is going to enjoy living in the world being created in our country.

  • @spiff796
    @spiff796 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I do hate it when people use the word to describe the definition of the word. That’s not how you define a word because it creates a paradox, a never ending cycle of the same definition…

    • @JchenTheChen
      @JchenTheChen Před 2 měsíci

      I mean, at one point that's gonna happen with any word

  • @MilkT0ast
    @MilkT0ast Před rokem +871

    We live in a society where Babylon Bee has a hard time parodying it

    • @afgor1088
      @afgor1088 Před rokem

      yeah because they're shit at their job.

    • @robvin94
      @robvin94 Před rokem +34

      How sad it is that parody has become real life.

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer Před rokem +16

      5-10 years ag, this skit would probably ended up as "eeh?" and noone gets it.
      but it's a reality that everybody gets.

    • @jaye-programming6354
      @jaye-programming6354 Před 11 měsíci

      That's because the babylon bee has a hard time understanding what parody is. It doesn't say much about society that BB refuses to make a new joke and simply repeats the same old bullshit for ten years which was never funny or good to begin with. It says a lot about them though.

    • @RW-zh7kl
      @RW-zh7kl Před 11 měsíci +3

      "people will believe anything, literally anything, if you just say it like you mean it"
      - myself
      But it's literally true

  • @BeefyBruva
    @BeefyBruva Před rokem +7176

    Although this is comical, all the excuses given by the moderators are actual excuses used by people who refuse to define a woman

    • @occa7941
      @occa7941 Před rokem

      The biggest stupidity that a human being has done has been to bring the trend of not to define what is a woman 🤦🏻‍♀️after all those years calling woman a woman. This america is so stupid, they want to change what is right for what is bad.

    • @greenwave819
      @greenwave819 Před rokem +22

      It kinda makes sense if you think about it, or even if you don't. so I think called win/win

    • @BeefyBruva
      @BeefyBruva Před rokem +275

      @@greenwave819 win/win sounds like a new pronoun. But I prefer she/her

    • @kevinworley7096
      @kevinworley7096 Před rokem +11

      Think that’s one of the points haha

    • @cannedsquasher5923
      @cannedsquasher5923 Před rokem +58

      @Zoot Rollo Not everyone believes + people have different faiths and believe in different gods. Some don't recognize Jesus as any significant figure, while Christians worship him as a Messiah. Everyone has their own ideas of the world (including yourself) and a simple CZcams comment will not change this.
      The only way for us to find out who is actually right is through our own deaths.

  • @peopleforpooping
    @peopleforpooping Před měsícem +8

    The long pause and lean before the "no" got me 😂 but its so true unfortunately

  • @Tk01235
    @Tk01235 Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:34 parents when you do everything right:

  • @wordofmouth7679
    @wordofmouth7679 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Can’t stand when they use the word to define the word.

  • @4dojo
    @4dojo Před rokem +1093

    I died when he said "it has an X in it now for some reason!". 🤣

    • @DavidMacKayE
      @DavidMacKayE Před rokem

      Now Latinos are Latinx.

    • @4dojo
      @4dojo Před rokem +18

      @@DavidMacKayE Yeah. I hear that online. None of my latino/latina friends in the real world seem to think so though.

    • @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000
      @ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 Před rokem +4

      holy shit, ur buff

    • @4dojo
      @4dojo Před rokem +2

      @@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000 lol. Thanks. You look like you're in great shape yourself.

    • @romanccccc123
      @romanccccc123 Před rokem

      You won’t love the lake of fire I guarantee you that

  • @sorethumbs379
    @sorethumbs379 Před rokem +3335

    The fact that the judge himself was pissed that the letter x has been added to the word woman is pure genius within itself.

    • @augustadams5006
      @augustadams5006 Před rokem +17

      Wait that was legit ?

    • @sorethumbs379
      @sorethumbs379 Před rokem +121

      @@augustadams5006 no it wasn’t, but the fact that it’s borderline believable is hilarious 😂

    • @nando1679
      @nando1679 Před rokem +50

      @@augustadams5006 I mean they did added x to latino

    • @michellephillips3655
      @michellephillips3655 Před rokem

      @@sorethumbs379 Hi. Let's not even acknowledge any added extras they want to add to WOMAN. It's ridiculous.... If their adding to the word woman, that's because they are referring to Men being physically altered via surgery or tablets.... So I do not know why they want to attach their experiences with the word woman, because they have never been women and no matter how much surgery or medication they take, THEY WILL NEVER EVER BE WOMEN... ITS AN IMPOSSIBILITY. Use another word and detach from the illusion of thinking that they can mess about with the word woman when referring to real women... Just Woman will do.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad Před rokem +14

      I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on CZcams and it's not that long either.

  • @mikohuzo9297
    @mikohuzo9297 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Lincoln should've been like "Why are you bringing politics to a spelling bee?"

  • @specterusarmy3983
    @specterusarmy3983 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is so true on so many levels.

  • @JoeyCannoli
    @JoeyCannoli Před rokem +1092

    I saw the "womxn" joke coming and it still got me laughing like crazy. Great job, Babylon Bee!

    • @chromiyum6849
      @chromiyum6849 Před rokem +8

      People use womxn now??

    • @Rakkoonn
      @Rakkoonn Před rokem +41

      ​@@chromiyum6849 No one actually uses it, they just like commanding others to use it.

    • @kayleneemery8217
      @kayleneemery8217 Před rokem +1

      @@Rakkoonn Sooooooooo true.

    • @claireandslash6480
      @claireandslash6480 Před rokem +2

      Yep, as soon as he spelt it I knew he was "wrong"

    • @-Believeinyourself-
      @-Believeinyourself- Před rokem +15

      @@Rakkoonn at this point I don’t believe 90% of those people are real. I think their bots. Have you ever met someone in real life as unhinged as people act on the internet? Maybe. But not as frequently. Not even close

  • @ninaharper6282
    @ninaharper6282 Před rokem +122

    When our society has come to the point where people pretend to not know what what a woman is, we are in serious trouble.

    • @darkwolf4434
      @darkwolf4434 Před rokem +4

      But it is complicated since we've way more scientific knowledge at this time and has realized that the simplicity of the 2 sexes really aren't as simple as history has potrayed it. As an example the scientific definition of a female is a person with XX-Chromosomes. But the usual person would consider it based on genitals which doesn't always agree with the chromosomes. There are also sexual differences between people of the same sex like males with male brains and males with female brains.

    • @Sunfl75
      @Sunfl75 Před rokem +12

      @@darkwolf4434 But what is a woman? Let me help you: An adult, human female.

    • @Sunfl75
      @Sunfl75 Před rokem +6

      @@darkwolf4434 If you cannot define a woman based on biology, because of lots of variables, then how can you say "male and female brain"?

    • @darkwolf4434
      @darkwolf4434 Před rokem +1

      @@Sunfl75 But what's the definition of female? A person with XX-Chromosomes and a vagina. At that point it's already creating complications since there are people with XY-chromosomes who have a vagina. I would call them women despite them not following all the characteristics of a biological female. So generally people with XX-chromosomes have certain body structures as I mentioned vagina, boobs, a certain brain structure and so on. However not everyone has all biological structures. Specifically brain structure seems to cause effects that makes you feel alienation towards your own body which is called gender dysphoria.
      There are also cultural/social ways to view women. That's what we call gender while we usually refer to the biological markers as sex. Hence the term trans-gender and not trans-sex.

    • @Sunfl75
      @Sunfl75 Před rokem +7

      @@darkwolf4434 You write "Specifically brain structure ." What brain structure? And whatever happened to hormonal influence on our brains and nature v.s nurture? That aside: You started defining a female quite well. Then you fell short, because all it took for you to see a female was a vagina and boobs... And the vagina is normally hidden under clothes. "Boobs" can be artificial.
      In order to define a human, adult female you need to take naturally occuring reproductive organs as your que. Does she have a natural vagina, a naturally occuring uterus, felopian tubes and ovaries? Does she have naturally occuring mammary glands for producing breast milk to feed an infant? Is there abcense of testies and a penis?That's when you're looking at a human female.

  • @user-ff1fv6ub7c
    @user-ff1fv6ub7c Před měsícem +2

    Micropachycephalosaurus

  • @feralinc.8693
    @feralinc.8693 Před 2 měsíci

    I love the ridiculousness of the actors. Hilarious. Lol

  • @WubNubDubs
    @WubNubDubs Před 11 měsíci +313

    imagine the kid just spelled out "B, I, T, C, H" instead 💀

  • @martimsalvador9186
    @martimsalvador9186 Před rokem +1517

    Lol the fact that he is afraid to touch her to make her calm down at 2:24 after she literally does that to him shows how much effort they put in this video.

    • @elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
      @elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 Před rokem

      🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender.
      Mathew 19:12
      🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender.
      🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused.
      🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender.
      Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships.
      Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman.
      God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain.
      I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah!
      Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked.
      Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies.
      Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........

    • @SteveKuban
      @SteveKuban Před rokem +106

      You have a keen eye Martim, thanks for pointing this out. It's fun to watch his trepidation as he decides it's not worth the risk, and pulls his hand back.

    • @theopenbrit2623
      @theopenbrit2623 Před rokem +36

      Gem of a sketch.

    • @lilmupp875
      @lilmupp875 Před rokem +17

      I didn’t even catch that nice one

    • @apteryx7080
      @apteryx7080 Před rokem +9

      so well played 😅

  • @edwardemo1952
    @edwardemo1952 Před 7 dny +1

    I always thought that 'Western' Educations are 'Superior' in any kind. Since they have Harvard or Oxford, but boy I'm sure those days are over probably in the 90's

  • @FrankJohn
    @FrankJohn Před 5 měsíci +4

    You've got this one. I love this.

  • @d2vmusic
    @d2vmusic Před rokem +590

    Brilliant! And very well=acted too. I adore Madison's little hair toss after she spells 'precocious'. Great stuff! 😂

  • @nblack2867
    @nblack2867 Před rokem +386

    "The definition of 'Woman' is 'Woman'!" Comedy gold right there.

    • @Sujad
      @Sujad Před rokem

      I hope everyone looks up Donald Glover's Spelling Bee skit. It's on CZcams and it's not that long either.

    • @TiroDvD
      @TiroDvD Před rokem

      I'm more amused because I took Metaphysics for college. One of the goals in that branch of Philosophy is how to avoid these situations. Specifically "how can we make statements about Reality that are always True AND have meaning? Since the only things that are always True are tautology definitions for example: 'a ball is a ball'."

  • @martybarbeau
    @martybarbeau Před 2 měsíci +1

    He should have said "sea you in tea" Woman!!!

  • @SergeantButters
    @SergeantButters Před 4 měsíci

    Her delivery of that “no” is so fucking funny

  • @sabaschiwangu371
    @sabaschiwangu371 Před rokem +267

    The last kid killed me with laughter"his word was women" 😂😂😂😂

    • @mixs0269
      @mixs0269 Před 7 měsíci +1

      so true

    • @Andypatino7612
      @Andypatino7612 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Imagine being that last kid, you know you'll get the hardest one!

    • @RemziCavdar
      @RemziCavdar Před 5 měsíci

      Woman not women. Women are plural, and women are singular, meaning 1 person who is an adult female human being.

    • @blacklight4720
      @blacklight4720 Před 5 měsíci

      😂

  • @soldierofchrist7343
    @soldierofchrist7343 Před rokem +481

    The fact this isn't even satire anymore is one of the scariest things to have happened to society.

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars Před 11 měsíci +4

      If there was a school shooting while he tried to spell then it would be scary, otherwise not even close.

    • @tomsd8656
      @tomsd8656 Před 11 měsíci +2

      It's OK. Scarier things had happened to humanity. We are not really meant to live life without challenge. So, the important thing is never lose courage.

    • @helenaorr
      @helenaorr Před 10 měsíci +2

      you when non-binary people exist: 😥😰😱😟😨😬

    • @aljazzizmond2779
      @aljazzizmond2779 Před 9 měsíci

      American society, you are not the whole world you idiots,just because you tools dont know what a woman is and live in lala land doesnt mean the rest of the world is as stupid, have a nice collapse america 😂

    • @HonestMan112
      @HonestMan112 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Western society*

  • @blakstar327
    @blakstar327 Před 3 měsíci +4

    👨🏻‍🦲: Can you spell “Woman” please?
    👦🏼 : Sure, “A-D-U-L-T,
    F-E-M-A-L-E, H-U-M-A-N”
    🏆

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 Před 2 měsíci +1

    The Onion looks like the news, Babylon Bee looks like a Dhar Mann video.

  • @whackcar
    @whackcar Před rokem +153

    Ask anyone from a non-western country what a woman is & you'll get a definition in no time.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 Před rokem +22

      Ask any woman from a Western country and you'll get a slap.

    • @JC-kv1oo
      @JC-kv1oo Před rokem

      Because they are bigoted 3rd world scum! - Stupid Liberal more likely

    • @Mat-ilda
      @Mat-ilda Před rokem +39

      Just ask anyone who is mentally stable

    • @wm8840
      @wm8840 Před rokem +10

      Everyone on earth could give you a definition in no time, some people are just scared to admit they have one

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 Před rokem

      @Анастасія 1_3_6 for being grossly stupid i.e. 144 times more stupid than averagely stupid.

  • @robertcross5794
    @robertcross5794 Před rokem +87

    The first little girl flipping her braids back with attitude was spot on.

  • @meisterchecho
    @meisterchecho Před 2 měsíci

    We've just lost our minds. OMG

  • @edgewatersbestguitarist1524
    @edgewatersbestguitarist1524 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Kid's like: "is it plural or fucking not!!!"

  • @PC-dc1kv
    @PC-dc1kv Před rokem +1202

    I love it!!! All of the actors, the adults as well as the kids, nailed it perfectly 😂. This is actually happening, you couldn’t make it up.

    • @Dodo-ck5tq
      @Dodo-ck5tq Před rokem +7

      I know, it was flawless, like perfect. I'm still laughing 😂

    • @hequipmansmo8802
      @hequipmansmo8802 Před rokem +1

      But they did !

    • @georeb2
      @georeb2 Před rokem +4

      You can Make it up , They Do

    • @mrbust999
      @mrbust999 Před rokem +9

      I talked to people like this online, they are actually mentally unstable.

    • @elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8
      @elijahofmalachi45-6dieker8 Před rokem

      🧀 Transgender is when someone is born with a gender opposite the sex characteristics normally associated with that gender.
      Mathew 19:12
      🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs that are born that way are transgender.
      🏳️‍🌈 Eunuchs made that way by others were abused in some way and something inside of them blocks off a certain type of body but it doesn't happen to everyone that is abused.
      🏳️‍🌈 Those that choose to live like Eunuchs FOR THE SAKE OF THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN are bisexual people that choose partners of the same sex-characteristics but opposite in regards to gender.
      Notice, it states God PREFERS for people to be in LGBT relationships.
      Jesus, David, and Joseph were all transgender and Jesus is returning as a woman.
      God created them male and female, determined by gender, located in the brain.
      I am Elijah of Malachi 4:5-6. In Deuteronomy, it states nobody was castrated back then. But, that is what God wanted people to think so they wouldnt take it out of the Bible. As Elijah, any discrepancies in the Bible are ultimately decided by me. I can't prove I am Elijah, but people keep telling me I'm about to be announced to the world. My destiny is to usher in the Messiah!
      Anyone that teaches same-sex marriage is a sin will die with the wicked by their own choice. Anyone selling anything using the gospel or teaching the LIE of monetary tithing will also die with the wicked.
      Romans is not referring to Eunuchs where one partner is transgender. Plus, God is the one who did it because they were trying to procreate during orgies.
      Lev., Corinthians, and Timothy are referring to pedophilia. Billy Graham the wolf translated the Bible wrong........

  • @Quipless
    @Quipless Před rokem +951

    I love the fact that the parents/adults are just staring in the back and do not even acknowledge the fact that the judges are yelling at him.

    • @johnanderson9765
      @johnanderson9765 Před rokem +14

      It's obvious the judges' anger and the audience's non-reaction are scripted.

    • @Quipless
      @Quipless Před rokem +13

      @John Anderson I know it was scripted, it's still surprising

    • @xcharash9339
      @xcharash9339 Před rokem +12

      @@johnanderson9765 but they need to make it realistic

    • @FULLMETAL380
      @FULLMETAL380 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@johnanderson9765 Its scriptd since its a skit

    • @JohnnyLaw1409
      @JohnnyLaw1409 Před 10 měsíci +3

      That's because they all know that kid is a bigot.

  • @r.o.9356
    @r.o.9356 Před 6 měsíci +24

    Love it and it’s so funny how now we have to play dumb for the real dummies that change the definition to their own and demand us to go with it!😡🤬

    • @mank89
      @mank89 Před 4 měsíci

      You don't have to unless you work for them or something

  • @HufflepuffHalfBlooD18
    @HufflepuffHalfBlooD18 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Woman: “the singular noun of an adult female”
    Its not that hard?

  • @laudensharpe6529
    @laudensharpe6529 Před rokem +539

    The kid has more brains than the judges themselves.

    • @VYMQGSOH
      @VYMQGSOH Před rokem +8

      And yet, the one with more brains still let's the idiots control the situation and tell them they're wrong when they've proven the truth, and so, the lie gets accepted as truth and the truth gets mocked and criticized until demanded to remain silent, forgotten or they'll be consequences, which most would just choose to complain, sit back and let the idiots do what they want.

    • @michaelc4060
      @michaelc4060 Před rokem +5

      That is an accurate portrayal of the woke system

    • @johnstrife7
      @johnstrife7 Před rokem +6

      ​​@@VYMQGSOH "how loud do I have to be and how many times do I have to shout before it becomes true" is basically their entire argument

    • @casualmeme1854
      @casualmeme1854 Před rokem +4

      @John Strife
      "If you tell a lie; make it big and say it often enough and eventually people will think it's true"
      -Adolf Hitler
      Kinda scary to think about huh?😣😣

    • @Ron.Swanson.
      @Ron.Swanson. Před rokem +4

      wow it’s like the judges are actors

  • @woo6855
    @woo6855 Před rokem +331

    "An adult human female" - there, done and dusted lmao

    • @kirowaterlaw9432
      @kirowaterlaw9432 Před rokem

      Trans women are women, but not females. Therefore your definition is incorrect

    • @woo6855
      @woo6855 Před rokem +17

      @@kirowaterlaw9432 My definition is the literal Google definition

    • @puffygasp3982
      @puffygasp3982 Před rokem +1

      AYO!

    • @Gonbatfire
      @Gonbatfire Před rokem +21

      Now define female

    • @tushaarverma2770
      @tushaarverma2770 Před rokem +44

      @@Gonbatfire a person with xx chromosomes.

  • @killer47blade
    @killer47blade Před 2 měsíci

    "Lia Thomas is a woman" was the funniest part of this video 🤣

  • @sweetesthawaiianprincess8086
    @sweetesthawaiianprincess8086 Před 3 měsíci +4

    And to make matters totally absurd- we now have a Justice on the Supreme Court who doesn’t know what a woman is by definition! 🤢👎🏼🤥

    • @ronaldkerr8046
      @ronaldkerr8046 Před měsícem

      It would have been great if following the male judge using Ketanji Brown Jackson as an example, if the kid had asked, "does she know the definition of "woman?"

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 Před rokem +675

    That was so good, the kids really sold it. The boys line at the end "His word was woman" killed me lol.

    • @Hawkcam1996
      @Hawkcam1996 Před rokem +31

      “His word was woman”
      And yet, he still somehow got it wrong, despite actually spelling it correctly. So…which had it worse? The kid with the really long and complicated word…or the one that’s literally impossible to get right because some people put a random x in it in place of the a?

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq Před rokem

      @Donny D probably that stuck up little b*tch at the start with his hair flick 🤣 oh wait.. I'm not allowed to say that because I'm white and she isn't. 😱

    • @BEBAY
      @BEBAY Před rokem +2

      @Donny D 😂😂😂

  • @jasonrodgers9063
    @jasonrodgers9063 Před rokem +354

    LOVE how when the kid exits the stage, he says- "X doesn't make that sound"!!! More 24 karat GOLD from Babylon Bee! Thanks!

    • @j.g.3453
      @j.g.3453 Před rokem +7

      I swear, if anyone tried to tell me that, my instinctive response would be to blurt out "so it's wo-mexican, then?"

    • @leiatyndall8648
      @leiatyndall8648 Před rokem +3

      Or "wo-mz-n" since the x can sound like a z, as in Xerox.

    • @Gaze73
      @Gaze73 Před rokem +2

      @@leiatyndall8648 wamazon

    • @kennybob3096
      @kennybob3096 Před rokem +1

      @@Gaze73 Is that women from the Amazon ?

    • @nicholasyost8400
      @nicholasyost8400 Před rokem +2

      I have to know if that was improv or not.

  • @MiaBonita-lx8ez
    @MiaBonita-lx8ez Před 2 měsíci +2

    Just think, this actually happened in a congressional hearing. We're in so much trouble!

  • @privatepilot4064
    @privatepilot4064 Před měsícem +1

    Historical precedence.

  • @BENKYism
    @BENKYism Před rokem +74

    "Can I have the definition of woman please?"
    "No"

  • @vajs6312
    @vajs6312 Před rokem +102

    "WRONG! IT'S GOT AN "X" IN IT NOW FOR SOME REASON!" That one got me 🤣

    • @electronicfootball9219
      @electronicfootball9219 Před rokem

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @THANA_III
      @THANA_III Před rokem

      I couldn’t get this “x” part of the joke 🥲

    • @vajs6312
      @vajs6312 Před rokem +5

      @@THANA_III I believe it has to do with the LatinX idiocy

    • @cummingnico5187
      @cummingnico5187 Před rokem +4

      @@vajs6312 similar, feminist decided the "men" part was sexist due to being "the default"

    • @-SimonRiley
      @-SimonRiley Před rokem

      @@cummingnico5187 Amen

  • @brucep9729
    @brucep9729 Před 5 dny

    Kids way smarter than adults!

  • @0H9D
    @0H9D Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love the skit & I more so, I loved reading the comments - you all are great. I don’t even need to add to what’s already been said🥰🤣🥰

  • @Bad_Llama
    @Bad_Llama Před rokem +69

    “X doesn’t make that sound.” More comedy gold. Why are we not living in the funniest age?

  • @kylecollins3755
    @kylecollins3755 Před rokem +62

    "And that makes you a hateful little bigot!" 🤣🤣

  • @ryankaiser2702
    @ryankaiser2702 Před 2 měsíci

    Micropachycephalosaurus is a really huge word for a small creature

  • @YBIG05
    @YBIG05 Před 2 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂 "woman ."