Californians Move to Texas | Episode 2: The Cookout
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- Our Californian couple is back in Texas, and this time, they have to face their biggest culture shock yet: a Texas cookout. Will their marriage survive?
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What food is required at every cookout?
Meat.
beer
Meat.
Burgers
MEAT
As a Hispanic person I officially died at the "Latinx people love me." The vast majority of us despise that term. Brilliant Bee!!
I have yet to meet a single Latino who actually says "Latinx." But I've met plenty who hate it.
maybe the kids in liberal schools but lord forbid that they sa that at home the poor soul would feel the belt his entire life
@@laisphinto6372 Or "worse," la chancla.
My best friend is Latina and I once asked her about. She and her entire family are offended by it!
As a Hispanic immigrant who's lived in both Texas and California, I wholeheartedly agree.
I was asked by a California neighbor here in Texas not to cookout anymore cuz it was making them sick to smell meat cooking. I said Sure no problem. So the next day I went and bought the biggest brisket I could find and smoked it all day and half a night. I'm sure CZcams will take down my comment and call it harassment
That's funny, that was smart thinking.
I’m from southern Louisiana, some of my family lives in Texas and when we visited, I had the best damn bbq of my life
@@brennanparent6021 That sounds fun!
I’d rather have that. I just have a neighbor across the street who works on his machines and makes loud noises at 10pm.
Genuis
„I slipped and the meat fell in my mouth“ - while taking another bite is just hilarious
Because it's an allusion to 'it wasnt my fault, it just slipped inside'.
reminds me of
"Today i fell and some shwarma fell in my mouth with some extra tahini"
"ok"
"and a slice of apple and around 3 liters of water. should i keep fasting or has allah fed me?"
@@peterpan408/woooosh Einstein
@@static7985lol that one arab guy (arab parents vs white parents) guy?
Born and raised in USSR I moved to Texas in 1999. Never once wanted to move to any other state. We have a lot in common: no BS, rough around the edge, but if you prove to be real and respectful people will open their heart. And it is as big as Texas itself! Thank you, Texans, and may God Bless 🙏
Yeh man, I hear you
We as Texans love to meet new people and open our arms in welcome.
If all you've seen from the USSR is Texas, you have a very tiny frame of reference. 😄
@@jessicamellett368 he has the best reference, Texas is the best state.
@mikeellis2025 😆
You apparently don't have much reference, either. 😄 Ignorance is bliss, I'm not gonna take you from it, I'm just gonna snicker at the innocent ignorance. 😄🤷♀️🙂
“No, baby, don’t go, not yet”
“You gonna run after her?”
“In a minute”
He finally got his priorities straight
The seeds of the red pill have been planted in him and they’ve begun to take root
He needs to learn about Bill Miller BBQ too.
Straight priorities are better than gay ones.
@@rachdarastrix5251 🤣🤣🤣
He'll be a REAL honorary Texan after he cooks his own BBQ for everyone else
Every true Texan knew what she really meant when she said "Well bless your heart!" lol
I'm not even american and I knew what she meant lol
That translates all the way to North Carolina.
@@01nmuskier ...And as far north as Montana.
Was it like "Let's go Brandon?" 🤣😂🤣😂
"Wtf is wrong with her"
Edit: sorry i meant , she/her and he/him. My bad
"You're gonna run after her?"
"Yeah in a minute"
The husband is amazing
The husband being the first and quickest to revert back to his true, natural self was spot on.
How?
@@smokyquartz5817Meat eaters
I'm European and if this is what Texas is like, I wanna move yesterday. Praise the Lord Jesus.
Come on over ... but if you have "pronouns" leave them at home.
@@beegee22 Not to worry, we haven't adopted that nonsense over here. Yet. God bless you, friend.
@@SteliosMusic 👍👍😃😃
@@beegee22 bro as a Christian I was fed up with what happened in CA and I was too worried that the only protestant nation going astray from our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Happy to see atleast texas have some good christians living peacefully without taking any nonsensical left ideologies.
I've in texas. Come on over for grilled steaks. I love grilling them. BBQ? Na, don't eat mine. But my grilled USDA NY strip steaks are top notch
- Do you have a vegan option?
- Cows are vegan?
- Well, technically, yes
- There's your vegan option then.
perfect
👏
Cows eat veggies and turn them into meat, there fore beef is vegan! You’re welcome!
Do vegan women still eat hair pie
Cows are not vegan. Aside from eating small animals on occasion, cows don't boycot animal products for ethical reasons.
This one is probably my favorite. Steve eating the meat saying “baby please don’t go, come baaaack!” while stuffing his face is freaking hilarious! Dude played his role in this series to perfection. Please be a season 2!!!
I am a displaced Texan (reared in Austin) living in CA. Lord save me. This skit is so spot on, and I laughed so hard I had tears coming out of my eyes. My wife of 43 years is too disabled to move back to Texas. Texas will be in both of our hearts forever.
I’ll pray for her! And you
wait, do people ACTUALLY tell their pronouns when they first meet? I am from Bulgaria and this is absolute INSANITY to me. They will bully and you will probably get robbed and hit if you do that here
The same in albania, i cannot imagine how that can be normal to give your pronounsun a conversation
@@alekvassinskiy1286Thais Kind of Stuff it's happening in Brazil too. Don't underestimate: They coming slow, invading the public culture, inserting some "parameters of conduct" that they take out of some delusional woke dream, and when you less expecting... You wake up in Canada's actual situation. In Brazil, they don't take control OVERALL (schools, colleges, politicians, midia, general culture) because over 80% of Brazil population declares yourself as Christian/Conservative, because this bullshit of "neutral pronouns" it's already taking place in the public debate. Keep your guard up Bulgarians... Or you will have the same problems that Brazilians and Canadian Citizens are fighting.
@@alekvassinskiy1286depends on where you are in California. Densely populated areas yes, rural areas you’ll get looked at strange.
We need episode 3.
It’s coming.
We NEED a running series ...
@@ChandlerJuliet Debunking catholicism
I'm more blessed than mary
Proof = Luke 11:27-28
27 And it happened, as He spoke these things, that a certain woman from the crowd raised her voice and said to Him, “Blessed is the womb that bore You, and the breasts which nursed You!”
28 But He said, “More than that, blessed are those who hear the word of God and keep it!”
In Luke 11:27 that random woman LITERALLY said Jesus your mother is Blessed, but are Lord Jesus LITERALLY said Believers are more Blessed than mary. Amen and Amen
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CHRIST alone
John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
ACTS 4:12 Nor is there salvation in any other, for there is no other name under heaven given among men by which we must be saved.”
There is only One Mediator between God and men, LORD Jesus Christ= 1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God and one Mediator between God and men, the Man Christ Jesus.
Hebrew 9:15 And for this reason He is the Mediator of the new covenant, by means of death, for the redemption of the transgressions under the first covenant, that those who are called may receive the promise of the eternal inheritance.
Hebrew 12:24 to Jesus the Mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling that speaks better things than that of Abel.
Hebrew 8:6 But now He has obtained a more excellent ministry, inasmuch as He is also Mediator of a better covenant, which was established on better promises.
Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by One Spirit to the Father
John 15:5
5 “I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing.
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Work of God =
John 6:28 Then they said to Him, “What shall we do, that we may work the works of God?”
29 Jesus answered and said to them, “This is the work of God, that you believe in Him whom He sent.”
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1 Timothy 3:2 A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, temperate, sober-minded, of good behavior, hospitable, able to teach
Paul allows bishops to get marry, but catholic church goes against paul.
Now these catholic will give a Verses from 1 Corinthians7 to say that paul gave the advice to stay unmarried. But they will not tell you that the same chapter they quote says 1 Corinthians 7:28 "even if you do marry, you have not SINNED". The passage literally says "young women, young men" and a bishop is supposed to be a Church ELDER. Mic drop
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Jesus said Matthew 23:9
9 Do not call anyone on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven.
And also said Holy Father to Heavenly Father= John 17:11
11 Now I am no longer in the world, but these are in the world, and I come to You. Holy Father, keep through Your name those whom You have given Me, that they may be one as We are.
Jesus said call no one Father but still catholics call *pope holy father.
Sad
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Whenever a catholic argue about mary being the mother of God
Use this to defeat the argument.
Luke 8:21 But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers are these who hear the word of God and do it.”
Matthew 12:46-50
46 While He was still talking to the multitudes, behold, His mother and brothers stood outside, seeking to speak with Him. 47 Then one said to Him, “Look, Your mother and Your brothers are standing outside, seeking to speak with You.”
48 But He answered and said to the one who told Him, “Who is My mother and who are My brothers?” 49 And He stretched out His hand toward His disciples and said, “Here are My mother and My brothers! 50 For whoever does the will of My Father in heaven is My brother and sister and mother.”.
Mark 3:35 For whoever does the will of God is My brother and My sister and mother.”
John 19:26-27
26 When Jesus therefore saw His mother, and the disciple whom He loved standing by, He said to His mother, “Woman, behold your son!” 27 Then He said to the disciple, “Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home. ( Jesus basically said John is the son of mary, and mary is the mother of John from that time onwards).
By the way sarah is the mother of all proof=Galatians 4:21-26.
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We should not pray to apostles
Romans 1:25
25 who exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever. Amen.
Acts 10:25-26
25 As Peter was coming in, Cornelius met him and fell down at his feet and worshiped him. 26 But Peter lifted him up, saying, “Stand up; I myself am also a man.”
Acts 14:15
15 and saying, “Men, why are you doing these things? We also are men with the same nature as you, and preach to you that you should turn from these useless things to the living God, who made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all things that are in them,
Revelation 19:10
10 And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.”
Revelation 22:8-9
8 Now I, John, saw and heard these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to worship before the feet of the angel who showed me these things.
9 Then he said to me, “See that you do not do that. For I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Worship God."
Colossians 2:18
18 Let no one cheat you of your reward, taking delight in false humility and worship of angels, intruding into those things which he has not seen, vainly puffed up by his fleshly mind,
You cannot go to Father through saints nor mary, you can only go to the Father through Lord Jesus Christ= John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
Ephesians 2:18 For through Him we both have access by one Spirit to the Father.
Holy Spirit intercedes for us=Romans 8:26
26 Likewise the Spirit also helps in our weaknesses. For we do not know what we should pray for as we ought, but the Spirit Himself makes intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.
And CHRIST as well=Romans 8:34
34 Who is he who condemns? It is Christ who died, and furthermore is also risen, who is even at the right hand of God, who also makes intercession for us.
Hebrews 7:25
25 Therefore He is also able to save to the uttermost those who come to God through Him, since He always lives to make intercession for them.
It's Christ and Holy Spirit who intercedes for us not apostles
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Apostles are allowed to marry,
1 Corinthians 9:1-5
1 Am I not an apostle? Am I not free? Have I not seen Jesus Christ our Lord? Are you not my work in the Lord? 2 If I am not an apostle to others, yet doubtless I am to you. For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord.
3 My defense to those who examine me is this: 4 Do we have no right to eat and drink? 5 Do we have no right to take along a believing wife, as do also the other apostles, the brothers of the Lord, and Cephas?
If Peter (peter is cephas read John 1:42) the so called "first pope" was married, why does the catholic church doesn't allow "pope" to marry?
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The so called vicar of christ/ pope/holy father Peter called himself a fellow elder in 1 Peter 5:1, and as per the qualifications of elder in Titus 1:5-9 the elder is allowed to get married; then why does the "pope" is required to be celibate and catholic? ( when Peter was neither celibate nor catholic).
1)Peter was not perfect human nor was he a perfect disciple
2)He sank down while walking on water
3)Our Lord said to peter get behind me satan
4)Peter reject our Lord 3 times
5)Our Lord rebuked Peter for calling fire from heaven
6)Our Lord rebuked Peter when he cut of the soilders ear
7)Paul rebuked Peter for being hypocrite because he was acting different in front of Jews and different in front of gentiles.
8) Moses messed up, and he was a important part of Bible ( that's why he never entered the promised land),
9)David messed up ( and he has the Holy Spirit),
10)King Soloman messed up,
11) Saul messed up and God regretted the decision (1 Samuel 15:10-11).
Hatrick (Saul then David then Soloman back to back messed up)
12)The apostles run away a day before Lord Jesus got locked up.
13)The early church messed up Rev 2:18-20, 1 Corinthians, Galatians.
14) Apostle John when receiving Revelation worshiped an angel and the angel said "see you do not do that. Worship GOD" Revelation 22:8-9
If these great people could mess up, why do you think the catholic church wouldn't mess up.
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Galatians 4:21-26
21 Tell me, you who desire to be under the law, do you not hear the law? 22 For it is written that Abraham had two sons: the one by a bondwoman, the other by a freewoman. 23 But he who was of the bondwoman was born according to the flesh, and he of the freewoman through promise, 24 which things are symbolic. For these are the two covenants: the one from Mount Sinai which gives birth to bondage, which is Hagar- 25 for this Hagar is Mount Sinai in Arabia, and corresponds to Jerusalem which now is, and is in bondage with her children- 26 but the Jerusalem above is free, which is the mother of us all.
Sarah is mother of all, Not mary
Also the Church has many name like Christians, Evangelists, Children of God, Believers, servents of God, bride of Christ, but not once the Church is called catholics
Changed the 10 commandments by deleting 2nd commandment, and dividing the 10th into 2 commandments. Also changing the real Saturday Sabbath to fake sunday sabbath.
Maybe the black guy goes overboard and becomes a cannibal.
Please have them go to a Fundamental Baptist Church for the next episode
This show so far is unironically better than 95% of the shows Hollywood has produced in the last 2 years.
So far, my prediction for the show is that they divorce because the husband got more and more conservative, and the wife moves back to California.
Or 10 years...
@@Woodlock970 someone pin this and come back in a month
@ladawg81 NOOO don't do that man i actually like the husband's character development
@@Woodlock970 don't need to be weather guy lol. Since he is eating meat he might be able to man up unlike with his soy based plastic steak
"Baby, don't go."
"You gonna run after her?"
"Not yet."😂
Brilliant, it always amused me when people would go to a meat-eating restaurant/fast food restaurant and complain about lack of vegan food options on the menu but you could never go to a vegan restaurant and find meat on their menu at all.
Independent fact checkers and snopes have declared this video to be 100% real.
#factchecked
Snopes is run by prostitutes and perverts.
As a certified Californian for 45 years, I approve of this message!
No masks! Around people! Character growth! Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Shaking hands also and not demanding to know vaccination status. Violating "the science" is a character arc I never expected either.
My sister-in-law 'escaped' from New York, during the height of the plandemic - visiting her condo in South Florida. My wife and I traveled from our home, in Orlando, to visit. We walked over to the beach, sat down and watched the waves. I will never forget how my sister-in-law stared at the waves, with a thousand yard stare. I opened the cooler I was carrying, revealing several bottles of beer. Before I could offer, she had removed the cap and was taking a drink. Once again, she just stared...
When she finally spoke, she stated how she couldn't believe the freedom we enjoyed! To me, it was as-if, she just escaped from East Berlin.
@@reubensandwich9249 Character growth is a sign of a well-written series.
I know. Normal people also known as Southerners, are the best people to be around
@@d.vaughn8990 That's a great comparison, East Berlin and NY.
I live in New England and about six months ago, I met a couple that just moved here from California. They were just like this couple in this video.
This video nailed it!
I’m not a Texan , but nothing beats a good barbecue with family and friends
BBQ is a noun, at least it is here in Tennessee. I think you mean cookout:)
As a black person I love how the husband is obviously trapped. Head turned when he heard ribs, started saying amen after the prayer. Because aint no black person even from California not grow up with bbq and going to church, or have/know that grandma or auntie who who be preachin in the choir and singin in the pues. Set my man free!
His rescue is in progress! (If he can ever get out of the locked car.)
Amen
AMEN MA NIGGA
He needs a divorce. LET THE MAN BREATH! LET HIM LIVE!!!!
Amen!
Steve's character progression into becoming a real man is genius.
Next Steve gets to go to a shooting range.
That's what happens when hippies move to Texas 🤷🏻♀️
Soon he'll be carrying a "BBQ Gun" and hosting an AR-15 Trigger Improvement Session at his house.
It tells you the key difference between a liberal relationship and a conservative one. A Conservative couple you will see a strong man well supported by his wife while a Liberal couple the women rules the roost!!!! This video highlights it pretty much.
"Honey, I have decided, that like you, I have a choice..."
I'm from NJ currently visiting Texas. I can now see how "bless your heart" is the ultimate passive-aggressive phrase in the world.
It actually can mean something good or bad. It all depends on the presentation. We (Southerners) have a few sayings like that.
@@PaulTallant It never means something good.
Going to a barbecue and asking if their is a vegan option is like a straight woman going into a men’s gay club and looking for a straight guy.
The wife saying “Well, bless your heart” was perfect.
And even a bunch of us in the north know exactly what that means.
I moved from Illinois to Tennessee about 18 years ago. At first the phrase always stood out to me as a weird, Southern thing. When watching this I noticed it was not only normal to me, but I expected the wife to say it. I wouldn't doubt I've probably said it myself.
@@litigioussociety4249 some of us northerners understand Southern culture. Sorry you weren't well educated.
I'm from Texas living in Colorado. It's been awhile, but allow me to try to translate that phrase. "It must be a challenge for you since you were dropped on your head multiple times as a child." My Texan is a lil rusty. LOL
When we say Well, Bless your heart. We Texans don’t mean it as a good thing. We actually feel sorry for ya.
As a Texan, I cracked up when she said bless your heart. Also I'm worried for that dog, that hippie salad can't have been good for him
I expected the dog to fall over dead
As long as it had no onions, the dog should be fine - I'm sure he gets good Texas meat every day.
I felt bad for the poor pooch, he’s probably got a good bellyache and the runs in his future!
I was expecting a couple dry heaves from the dog atleast.
I wouldn’t take it to a cookout, but there’s nothing wrong with a quinoa salad
"I JUST SLIPPED AND THE MEAT FELL INTO MY MOUTH" I CANT IM DYINGGGGGGGG
That's what she said... 😏
Until a few years ago, I'd never gone to the south, and I was really surprised about how real southern hospitality was. I was picking up a dog and while on the west coast it probably would have been a quick transaction type deal, the first thing they said to me was "Hey! Come and take a seat! What do you want to drink?" while hanging out in their backyard. Culture shock. Was eye opening. Random people were also really helpful and friendly. Even the waitress at IHOP was super kind.
As a person who is from the south and lives in LA, this is 💯 accurate. And they call us normal folks "backwards" or "stupid"
Snobs do that. They believe that their ah hum doesn't smell bad.
And they like to tell ya this is 2022, and y’all should be more degenerate…I mean PROGRESSIVE.
I was raised in San Diego, and while I haven't lived there in 20 years, even when I was there people generally groaned at the idea of vegan. 6% of the population is in the US considers them vegan, so either you live around a substantial part of the that 6% or you're not quite being accurate. :p
@@grenadaball7655 l'm willing to bet no one is forcing you to eat anything. Of all the vegans out there only a few of them are actually going to urge you to eat differently. There is a difference between "forcing" and urging
Get out of that shithole, the central valley and Northern California is were the normal people live.
I laughed so hard when he explained that he ate the meat by accident, and was still actively eating it as he was talking to her. Pure gold!
Agreed. My favorite bit. lol.
I loved how he "spit" "It was an accident!"
This should be made in a proper movie :D:D
The “don’t go!” while he turned around made me laugh so much
@@StrelecaTV yeah but make it florida and slowly turn democrat throught the movie then florida goes crazy with homeless face eating zombies. a true horror film for floridians
I moved from Texas to Cali and I can confirm the things I miss the most is the barbecue cookouts and the people. Everyone was so nice and charismatic and in Cali no one really goes out of there way to talk to you
"Well bless your heart", classic and demissive, affirming and polite.
Never was there a more southern and polite insult than “Bless your heart”
Bless your heart.
LOL they need the "Bless Your Heart" button from "It's A Southern Thing"
@MiguelPpM
Spot on😂
You're so right!
That was amazing
I love the character growth in the show right now. They didn't freak out seeing Clay's gun holstered on his hip. They're learning!
Ha. I was fully expecting some sort of reaction. I agree with your assessment.
The gun is for the "cooked rare" items that might be a bit underdone
@@practicalplinking6133 no such thing as under done you heretic.
I expect that they will come around eventually. They've been sheep all their lives, they just need to be around some better influences. I mean, he's already eating meat, how about a red pill for dessert!
Wait... they can learn?
°-° great Scott! WE CAN SAVE THEM!!
Holy shit this reminds me of a couple of our former friends. The girl was a vegan and always acted like she was better than everyone else. She would throw a tantrum over people using the same grill and wanted a separate grill for her vegan shit, and another time when we were camping, she got all pissy when people were using the same camp fire and some of the skewers with meat happened to touch her onions and bell pepper skewer. The next day, she went around and told everyone how she was triggered. We were all very chill so we were like, "ok cool" and looking back at it now, pretty sure she wanted at least one of us to feel sorry for her or something. Oh, and when it was my boyfriend's surprise party, she made a stink about how only one person brought food she could eat (one of our friends is a vegetarian). Bitch wasn't even invited, she just happened to be there lol. We're no longer friends with her because she causes a lot of drama.
*Smart move. You don't need that noise in your life. Cheers!*
Exactly narcissism
"The praying hands" emoji can sometimes be interpreted as a praying, but it originally means high five😂😂😂
When the husband started crying in relief at finally being able to eat meat, my heart really went out to him. Academy award worthy material right there.
That is classic yes! 😎🌻
You’re an idiot who doesn’t know what an academy award performance looks like
Either that woman is good in bed or… nope can’t think of any other reason why a guy would forsake meat like that for a woman
Man's first love, meat.
what that black doing here, digusting.
Don't you dare stop this series!!! This is a gold mine!!!
Craving the next epi!!!
👍💯💕
Series? You mean this isn't reality?
@@connecticutyankee9706 no it's just unrealistic cringe
I’m an Asian American who serves in the U.S army Infantry and I want to move to Texas so bad, especially after this video. All the freedom, good meat, faithful and kind people, and guns. That’s some true American dreams
The hostess replicated sheldons mom mary so well
This needs to become an actual TV Show, I swear to god. The Babylon Bee needs its own subscription service for TV shows.
Lmao. It will be awesome.
+1
I don’t know, a show around one joke doesn’t exactly last very long. The Geico caveman show barely lasted 12 episodes
They could film in Austin for California locations
Californians in a new world!
The character arc of Steve and Karen slowly becoming Texans would be hilarious. Karen gets her first gun, etc.
I like this.
This could even be "Californian's near the coast move to the Central Valley" and it would still be accurate
Multi season TV show. 8 seasons at least
Carenita
Wasn't her name Tinfany or something?
As a right-wing extremist born and raised in SoCal, I would love it if my fellow Californians would act like these Texans here. I honestly want to move to Texas at this point!
Guys! Thank you! It was the best video that I saw today!
Love how the husband is slowly starting to run away and never looking back.
As every sane man should. 😂
I hope it ends with him shooting guns, and leaving Karenito for a Southern girl.
She will have a redeption arc. In fact in my 8 episode version, her redemption starts at episode 6. But not after Steve goes hunting and reconnects with his long lost father :)
"I haven't had real food in so long! Its so good!!"
He said while crying tears of joy
I cried laughing. 😂😂😂
I loved this part too!
So glad I subscribed! Thanks for the laughs.
There has better be an episode 3 in production as we speak! Like if you agree.
Amen to that
@@kirkyturki1546 Namaste
@@jonathanmcdonnell5894 Yes sirrr
The Neighborhood Goes Hunting!
Needs to be a 10 part series...
This needs to be extended to 90 minutes and played in the theaters. It would be a top $ grossing film.
As funny as this clip is, in this climate, it'd get censored and banned.
What's funny is the minority of people in Texas are who you're seeing here. And nobody in Northern California or most of California acts the way these Californians do, this is literally and figuratively all sarcasm on both sides
The real Get out movie
@@viceroybear6298 haha not true at all, keep making others believe that
@@viceroybear6298 your comment history exposes yourself lmao
LMAO! This may be the best video yet from the Bee!
Ive watched this episode 20 times if not more, it always brings me joy and laughter, such a feel good episode, thank you ❤
As a proud member of the conservative underground here in Los Angeles I declare this stature to be 100% accurate... now I want some BBQ!!!
How deep are you and do you have a shovel and a secret tunnel from you house.
I want to join too…I live in LA. We are SURROUNDED by these type of people
How do you guys survive?
I am so sorry you're stuck in that hellhole
Representing the NYC conservatives!
this came back into my feed again - the writing is just so great and insanely subtle! .. Beyond impossible hahaha took me five seconds. out west, that's a brand of alternative meat
For the Californians out there, when a Texan says "Well..bless your heart." That is what we say to people who are a few cards short of a full deck.
Most of us over 40 know this.
I still don’t get it
@@Kanyewest3 same here. I don't get it
As a OC Californian, I got it XD
Shhh
Very entertaining! We live in California and this isn't far off from actual events.
God almighty, that BBQ looks great!
I love this, I live in cali as well, this is one of my favorite series they have made.
Get out!
On some level it does piss me off. There are stupid people in other states who think we are like this.
@@zerotodona1495 As a person who has never set foot in California, I can tell you that this is completely and totally accurate! Every Californian acts like this!
Movie to Texas and stop voting for the Democrat garbage.
Well done! Bravo!
This is epic. Cheers from North Dakota!
This should be an ongoing series lol I'm surprised that dog is actually eating that, my dog won't even touch anything that's green
It may eat it for the dressing, then throw up later.
degenerate
Yeah my Mom taught me as a child that green food means it's gone bad and you shouldn't eat it.
My neighbor feeds her dog raw green beans as treats because she is a vegan and by default her husband and dog are* too.
@@simdoughnut659 and the husband getting caught eating meat lol I just can't stop laughing
I do have one small quibble about the authenticity of this...
At an actual Texas neighborhood cookout, the salad would have been put on the serving table, where everyone would have tried a polite amount, told the newcomer how wonderful it is, and then suggest for the next one they bring the paper towels, or plates, or bags of chips, or dinner rolls, or.....
This is correct. No self respecting Texan would feed it to the dog.
True...manners and class
@@privateinfo1711
Because no self respecting Texan dog would eat it?
@@CtrlAltRetreat :'D
Gluten-free dinner rolls.
This is one of the best funny miniseries.
This freak’n AWESOME!
I love how he says "you're home now". men truly bond around beer and BBQ!
I don't care for beer but ill absolutely take that BBQ! (Over here in nc we have shit string that they call bbq chicken and its disappointing as hell when i want bbq chicken and they never have it anywhere)
@@mr_indie_fan How are you in NC and don't care for beer? Some of the countries best craft beers are here. Heck, it's home to Red Oak. Tell me you've had Red Oak?
It's so true.
@@verdanthyborian2322 The countries best craft beer still belongs in the toilet lol
@@Griggs58 Did you know that people who work out have better sense of taste? While lifting weights your tongue also gets stronger, thus strengthening the nerves from the tongue to the brain, increasing sense of taste. If you are more physically fit your pallet will change and so might your opinions.
Try working out, bruh.
you need to turn this into a legit 27 episode year long sitcom.
Sorry no keep it short and Puchy
@@benmeadows5874 we need a shorts series... 1 short every week 😂 that's what they ment
I would watch it for sure.
ep 3. Steve needs to bring out his inner man, so he gets invited to a camping trip and it starts out mild, making fire, grilling store bought meat and in the end he ends up shooting guns.
ep 4. Next episode, still camping, he's down in the mud shooting his first duck. But the main plot point he finds his father in the woods, he connects and learns how his mother is actually his stepmother after his mother died at child birth
ep 5. Full redemption episode with flashbacks to his childhood emotional abuse and he connects with his wife on a profound deep spiritual level and wins her over.
ep 6. The timphany dress episode. Yes, she starts out slowly wearing a dress when Steve was out camping, but stuffs away the dress when he comes home.
ep 7. Cook out 2, Timphany actually joins the party and finds out the cooking part of the cook out, well isn't so much cooking, but more the wifey leadership coming together to plan out their conservative lifestyle that's inline with their husbands. You know "you get to buy this gun if we go out for holiday at wherever nice place".
ep 8. Timphany's mother comes visiting. Steve just bought his first AR-15 (yes he's a gun-nut already, owning several side pieces), tiphany wears a dress, steve a hat. Her mother goes full out and they proclaim their love for eachother and steve proposes for a real wedding. Because as it seems, when they moved they made up the lie they were married in order to fit in.
You are welcome ;)
@@patrickd9551 brilliantly thought out! Hope they produce them
😂😂 Seriously, let me out! 😆 I love this Texas series, the Texas people & their accents. I'm from Tennessee but been in Sweden for 14 years 😢😢 I miss "food" 😭
After 2 episodes I am now emotionally invested in the continuation of this series. Please for the Love of all that is Holy in this Life and the next, let this series continue. God Bless the Babylon Bee, and all whom are reading this..🙏🏻✝️❤️🔥
Yeah - I'm afraid the Bee is now committed to continuing this as a regular series.
Amen!
@@seanfoltz7645 They have enough material to make a season or two
Amen to that......! from Sri Lanka with love
Well thank you CRK Ritual, and bless you too !😇
I caught my wife’s cousin’s husband from New York City (big libs) eating a brisket I made on the grill. These two are constantly preaching their opinions like veganism and doing “well ackshually”. He was hiding under the deck outside my shop and he looks up at me and says “please don’t tell her”. I just laughed my ass off and said I wouldn’t.
Just as with everything else, it’s a performance and they don’t believe in it, either.
All real New Yorkers love meat: Pastrami from a Jewish Deli, Veal Picatta from an Italian restaurant, Greek Gyros, or a visit to a New York Steakhouse.
I find it hard to believe this story. How can people have no backbone?
@@sandeepmortal Just your average leftie 😁
@@sandeepmortal maybe because most people need to eat meat to thrive...?
@@annep.1905 - All not most.
This is one of my favorites from you guys! (Moved here in 2020 - love it!)
Too funny! The way Steve said "..ribs?" Something told be he missed BBQ. I'm hispanic and I love outdoor BBQ growing up. When I moved to TX about 7 years ago after getting married, my husband (texas-born mexican) introduced me to Texan BBQ and it changed my life. California people are...interesting to say the least. Steve and Clay had me rolling at the end.
Her feeding the salad to the dog is gold 😂
I felt bad for the dog.
They turned the freaking dogs gay.
That was not vegan salad or the dog wouldn't touch it.
...and that 'gold' will be in little piles everywhere on the lawn, too
@@bbbae5968 The dog needs meat protein too!
KARENito...now THAT is PRICELESS! Have to pause the video long enough to quit laughing. I should be OK in an hour or so! Awww man, truly original. Great job!
Good stuff. But got to mention it.. it should be Karenita when describing a she/her person. Just saying.
@@MCGamerD it probably was and she just pronounced it wrong.
@@stevenwilson5556 Good point.
I got that that was likely a joke, however I do not speak spanish and do not get it. What does that word mean? Is it just calling her a karen?
@@MCGamerD Hey there, what she actually said was "Cariñito" which is an endearing way of calling someone "Honey" (Cariño). That one ends with an O irrespective of the gender.
This is so great
And another one bites the dust!!
I'm pretty sure that feeding that salad to that poor dog is a war crime. Love this so much.
🤣🤣🤣 "Damn shame what they did to the dog"
There should be an episode 2.1 where the dog 💩 changes the color of the lawn, and needs to go to the vet.
Micro aggression is what the lady from California would say.
That dog is a brilliant actor. I've seen my dog eat grass, but sniffs and sneers if I drop a bit of broccoli near him.
For a moment there I thought the Californian woman was gonna switch her meat for the dog salad
As a proud Texan I love this!!! Even my friends from California love this!! Keep doing this PLEASE!!!
I’d love to watch their reactions watching this.
As someone who moved from Castroville, CA to Forney, TX I loves this episodes 🤣 😂
Keep the good work 🐝🐝🐝
I love this and I’m Australian. Don’t worry we have “them” here also..
@@MussaKZN 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I look forward to the Bee
That hat tip at the end got me rollin!
"I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth", that is gold my friend.
"it means nothing!" 🤣🤣😂😂
An excuse I can use at the cookout...thank you....
He said, as he took another bite of that sausage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pause
😂😂😂 so glad you’re likin it
Love the way the man is packing ❤❤
LOVE THIS!!!!!!
Hoping by the end of the series the Californians turn full Texan and start helping new Californians become more Texan.
or have the husband admit he secretly has admired Trumps policies and voted for him in last election.
Underground railroad?
Not that chick.
They have to start with their family members visiting just like meet the fokkers
I like the way you think...As texans, its our duty to see it happens.
"I just slipped and the meat fell into my mouth" and then he shoves a sausage in his mouth. I nearly died laughing.
That reminds me of that video where an Arab Sheik was getting live calls or a talk show, and one of his callers said he fell and a bunch of food "fell into his mouth" (sharwma with tahini, an apple, and lots of water) during fasting season, and asked if he should keep fasting or if it was Allah who fed him XD
@@BazukinBelyugovich I actually remember that! The guy giving advice looked a bit confused!
I lost it when he said this LMAO!!!
Great video I enjoyed watching it
Fabulous!! Loved it! Right arm!…
“I slipped and the meat fell into my mouth!” That line is already a classic! BBQ……mmmmmmm!
don't go! it means nothing
He missed saying everyone did it in college.
As he's taking another bite! LOL
I think that is a veiled reference to the Saudi Prince who raped a girl in England. His defense was that he was wearing a robe and he slipped against the girl and his thing fell into her. Correct me if I am wrong The Babylon Bee.
Pretty sure BB references this czcams.com/video/Tmv0Fz_7O6s/video.html
"I didn't even see that Whataburger out there", pointing straight to it while looking at her. The whole skit is comedy gold.
Wait till he finds out they have "In N Out Burger" in Texas.
Have It Your Way™️
@John Bolivar they’re pretty close honestly as far as most overrated fast food places, but whataburger is definitely better
That was awesome!
Being southern raised, that bless your heart really hit home
"Oh that's all right. Now you're home." AUTHENTIC Texan hospitality right there!
AMAZING!!!
Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂
That was awesome at the end!
I love how patient Kevin and Clay are with their California neighbors, even the husband is just going along with his wife’s antics
I moved to the Texas Hill Country 28 years ago from Europe. Never felt like a stranger. This episode exactly describes my own experience with Texan neighbors.
You're a long way from "home!" Enjoy our fine state! :)
@@coryCuc Well, I guess after 28 years he can call it home.
@@marko8174 Lol. I didn't even see that part. Touche. 🤣
Welcome home, partner! You made a good choice ... 🤠
damn lucky you !
I'm European and want to move to Texas too !
This should be a weekly series…
Just found your videos love it. Hilarious!!!
“I just slept and the meat fell in my
mouth” what a line!😂😂😂😂
And pushed another piece in his mouth.
Probably heard that line from his wife a number of times after coming home early.
@@billbennett9537 hahaha, the ultimate "That's what she said"
This is fantastic! I'm also now craving Texas BBQ! In Texas, chicken is the vegan option.
@@williamsharp2532 Then what’s fish?
@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 For lake recreation only.
@@hudjames11 Ron Swanson must be proud
Thats so true
"chicken is the vegan option"😅 Bee, you'll HAVE to include that line in an upcoming episode!😂
God bless Texas! One of the few places I would love to visit in the US.
Great video!!!