Blackadder - The Army Years (real subs)

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  • Blackadder - The Army Years (2000). Edmund reveals his plans to help Britain recapture its lost glory.
    With proper English subtitles.
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Komentáře • 322

  • @jcsv12345
    @jcsv12345 Před 10 lety +218

    "Buy 55,000 tickets on the Eurostar and invade France!"

    • @henryvagincourt
      @henryvagincourt Před 7 lety +15

      Grab a "Longbow" let's go.

    • @whatskickin5989
      @whatskickin5989 Před 5 lety +6

      jcsv12345 or just wait for the euro to drop a bit more and just buy the place...

    • @dean1039
      @dean1039 Před 5 lety +3

      55,000 Englishman queing up at the euro star just like that... The French won't suspect a thing!

    • @TheBernardMendy
      @TheBernardMendy Před 4 lety +6

      Considering the prices of the Eurostar tickets, I am afraid the UK might go bankrupt even before the troops arrive in Gare du Nord.

    • @n.s.3962
      @n.s.3962 Před 3 lety +3

      @@dean1039 They should suspect a thing, though, as it's far from normal that so many could travel at once without a strike to occur.

  • @mmgringoire2
    @mmgringoire2 Před 11 lety +226

    Blackadder truly is the greatest character ever created on television. I miss this character so much.

    • @ChrJahnsen
      @ChrJahnsen Před rokem +3

      The best sitcom in history. By FAR! ❤

    • @samuelgarrod8327
      @samuelgarrod8327 Před 10 měsíci +1

      You mean 'my favourite' not best.

    • @jamesmaybrick2001
      @jamesmaybrick2001 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@samuelgarrod8327 To correct a 10 year old statement takes a real special personality.

    • @jean6872
      @jean6872 Před 9 měsíci

      You are forgetting *The Larkins* with Peggy Mount and David Kosoff.

    • @YaBoiBaxter2024
      @YaBoiBaxter2024 Před 8 měsíci

      Too bad he died with George, Darling and Baldric during WW1...

  • @bacsilva
    @bacsilva Před 11 lety +233

    Robin Williams explaining it:
    I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, "Mr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?" And I said, "Did you ever think you killed all the funny people?"

  • @KATTALNUVA3
    @KATTALNUVA3 Před rokem +23

    Lord Blackadder: Take a look at all the world leaders today. They are ALL stark-raving mad. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but there is more collective intelligence to be found in the family tree of my servant Baldrick.

  • @monkeydank7842
    @monkeydank7842 Před 6 lety +122

    In Germany we have similar problems: We fought the Austrians at least once a century. The moment we became their allies everything went wrong.
    So let's invade them, we even don't need the Navy. ;-)

    • @Ottovonostbahnhof
      @Ottovonostbahnhof Před 5 lety +22

      that mad Austrian painter gave you ppl every reason to revenge

    • @MrHarumakiSensei
      @MrHarumakiSensei Před 4 lety +6

      I think letting one in charge was the main mistake.

    • @monkeydank7842
      @monkeydank7842 Před 3 lety +1

      Necroglobule The problems occurred, when we didn’t invade them.

    • @saskiahold1905
      @saskiahold1905 Před 3 lety +6

      @@monkeydank7842 Germany does not have the troops to invade Austria. In Germany all troops are busy learning gender correct and easy speech. So the solders know how to dance their names, but not how to operate a gun.

    • @monkeydank7842
      @monkeydank7842 Před 3 lety +2

      Saskia Hold Do you think it’s better in Austria? ;-)

  • @Admiral8Q
    @Admiral8Q Před 10 lety +164

    The most honest politician ever.

  • @fearlessdestiny
    @fearlessdestiny Před 9 lety +208

    I've followed most of Rowan's programmes, They've been mostly brilliant, but Blackadder will always be my favourite. It's been nearly 20 years since I first watched Blackadder but nothing comes remotely close to it.

    • @jimscaggs2422
      @jimscaggs2422 Před 7 lety +3

      agreed

    • @KhudurLagamar
      @KhudurLagamar Před 4 lety +8

      Oh yes Blackadder is so much greater due to the dialogues and acting of others - Robinson, McInnerny, Fry, Laurie, Blessed, Richardson... I love Rowan speaking, not just making facial expressions and gestures.

    • @AsadAli-jc5tg
      @AsadAli-jc5tg Před 4 lety +2

      Or the 'Black Vegetable'?

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 Před 2 lety +44

    This was performed at the 2000 Royal Variety Performance, aired on Sunday 17th December 2000 on BBC One. Prince Charles, was the royal present for this performance.

    • @steffenrosmus9177
      @steffenrosmus9177 Před 9 měsíci

      Who cares thathe was the royal something? Right: nobody😂😂😂😂

    • @wneo7
      @wneo7 Před 5 měsíci

      @@steffenrosmus9177 The 38 likes (as of this posting) disagree with you.

    • @alandavies4487
      @alandavies4487 Před 3 měsíci

      He was referring to Blackadder's satirical comment that the Royal Family are not indigenous Britons, but rather German immigrants installed by the Money Power a few generations ago. Prince Charles witnessed that insult. I guess the subtlety was lost on you. @@steffenrosmus9177

  • @ManuelMangani
    @ManuelMangani Před 5 lety +76

    The script was not brilliantly funny, but Rowan Atkinson still excelled. What a comic!

  • @Lekirius
    @Lekirius Před 5 lety +41

    Watched this several times and still laughing everytime. Now that's a quality comedian.

  • @hans2406
    @hans2406 Před 11 měsíci +17

    It was quite revealing the big round of applause when mentioning France

    • @theseeker4642
      @theseeker4642 Před 8 měsíci

      French soil is seeped with the blood of British & Allied Soldiers after two World Wars & in WWII, was the first country to be liberated from German occupation, yet subsequent French politicians continue to sneer at the British & it does get extremely wearing ! As most of the audience at this time, like myself, will have had close family relatives in both World Wars, the irony of French politician's ingratitude is not lost on them either !

  • @liamwilcox2362
    @liamwilcox2362 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Mint, and he has a military connection. His lad is in the Gurkhas...

  • @Yukatoshi
    @Yukatoshi Před 5 lety +1

    WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!!

  • @pancholom
    @pancholom Před 12 lety +19

    Awesome bit of comedy!!! Rowan Atkinson is a brilliant comedian. Wish he would take back Blackadder more often.

  • @mashah1085
    @mashah1085 Před 2 lety +8

    "Hold my beer"---William the Conquerer

  • @papasmurfette007
    @papasmurfette007 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Always remember M'Boto Gorge. Lest we forget the wickedly sharpened slices of mango...

  • @OneofInfinity.
    @OneofInfinity. Před 10 měsíci +1

    Getting this recommended at this moment in 2023 gives it a weird and disturbing context.

  • @agentcoriolis9208
    @agentcoriolis9208 Před 9 měsíci +4

    “Or wait for the euro to drop a bit more and simply buy the place”.
    Yeh…that didn’t age very well 😆

  • @ADyingFaith
    @ADyingFaith Před 12 lety +12

    Thank you for posting. How the hell did I not know about this?

  • @ultrasions
    @ultrasions Před 11 lety +8

    the Shirka reference is to imply Blackadder is Shirking his duty and those are paratroop wings but your history for the SAS is spot on :)

  • @lukescott5938
    @lukescott5938 Před 8 lety +37

    i know how captin blackadder survived going over the top. he used lt gorge and private baldrick as human shields

    • @dannysnee4945
      @dannysnee4945 Před 6 lety +4

      Luke Scott And survived just long enough to fornicate with another nurse to keep the dynasty going

    • @zen4men
      @zen4men Před 2 lety +4

      A rifle bullet will easily pass through 2 or 3 people at close range.
      40 years ago, I was asked to fire at 3 commercial catering sized tin cans, each filled with water, and representing the human body. ...... The 7.62 mm bullet from my SLR rifle passed effortlessly through all three, leaving a jagged mess behind it.

    • @ameyagokhale5123
      @ameyagokhale5123 Před 2 lety +3

      Different Blackadder this one

    • @iwatchwithnoads7480
      @iwatchwithnoads7480 Před rokem +1

      @@zen4men it's a joke. Laugh.

    • @professionalantichristhate528
      @professionalantichristhate528 Před rokem +5

      There was an extended ending where Blackadder pretended to get killed as soon as the Germans started shooting and crawled back into the trench once everyone else was dead.

  • @richardsmith6682
    @richardsmith6682 Před 5 lety +10

    Can't beat English humor. Sorry, humour. Loved it since I was young. Brilliant. And I'm a Yank.

  • @kampaseuth
    @kampaseuth Před 2 lety +2

    That was prescient.
    Love it.

  • @derargent4692
    @derargent4692 Před 2 lety +6

    Captain Blackadder survived! he must have followed Baldricks plan

    • @28russ
      @28russ Před 10 měsíci +3

      Well, it was quite cunning......

  • @elumiomerk4013
    @elumiomerk4013 Před 5 lety +6

    "Kept the peace" in quarter of the entire globe. Aaah don't we just love euphemisms?

    • @BlankRami
      @BlankRami Před 5 lety

      More like : kept the piss, on the quarter of the globe!

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 Před 4 lety +4

      The choice of words is not a simple euphemism. The period 1921 to 1930s is called 'Pax Britannica', modeled after the century long 'Pax Romana', basically meaning British (and Roman) peace. The irony is that it has nothing to do with 'being peaceful', but rather imposing peace on anyone they wanted on their own temrs

    • @irishdc9523
      @irishdc9523 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nottoday3817 It was peace for Romans and Brits

  • @Digmen1
    @Digmen1 Před 12 lety +2

    Brilliant
    Thanks for posting it!

  • @jnairac
    @jnairac Před 10 měsíci +2

    Im sure the Military watching has seen a very interesting parawing in a split second . Love that detail..

  • @an00bish
    @an00bish Před 11 lety +5

    By any means a brilliant comedian!

  • @mutantVenemy
    @mutantVenemy Před 11 lety +3

    He talked about Waterloo station which is one of the main railway stations in London, where the Eurostar used to depart.

  • @davestraughan
    @davestraughan Před rokem +3

    This is starting to make sense.

  • @alelooooooya
    @alelooooooya Před 7 lety +4

    So good

  • @Alexmcgruer3
    @Alexmcgruer3 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I see the wings on his arm and smile. :)
    His comedy bit on the Somme Tragicly is the closest thing I have seen to historical truth.

  • @josephmengele3801
    @josephmengele3801 Před 10 lety +1

    Great man.

  • @jonL88
    @jonL88 Před 8 lety +46

    Is Blackadder going to do just this after Brexit?

  • @DanTrue
    @DanTrue Před 13 lety +13

    I wish they would make more blackadder treats like this one :)

  • @chocchipfox
    @chocchipfox Před 12 lety +6

    it would be a delight to see rowan play blackadder again

  • @mmsnyman
    @mmsnyman Před 11 lety

    best reply ever!!

  • @DangVuVN
    @DangVuVN Před 12 lety +16

    a cunning plan, indeed !
    he also predicted the euro crisis. awesome !!!

  • @djshorty1184
    @djshorty1184 Před 4 lety +3

    Mans wearing SAS wings

  • @sisclygann6220
    @sisclygann6220 Před 11 lety

    Yes! I agree.

  • @johnmarkey4862
    @johnmarkey4862 Před 8 měsíci

    Wonderful

  • @InnannasRainbow
    @InnannasRainbow Před 12 lety +1

    You know, I never thought of it like that.

  • @mybucketgarden5707
    @mybucketgarden5707 Před 10 měsíci

    brilliant

  • @wotsmyageagain182
    @wotsmyageagain182 Před 11 lety +10

    That is not the winged dagger of the SAS, it looks more like the Parachute Regiment. And the SAS started in 1941. And beside its quite obvious he is playing a modern soldier.

  • @nottoday3817
    @nottoday3817 Před 4 lety +14

    20 years later: France be like: Hey, Britain, pound seems low, how much for a piece of land?

  • @LM1C144
    @LM1C144 Před 8 lety +86

    Due to the Brexit, if the Pound drops a little bit more, even Belgium can buy the place :)

    • @henryvagincourt
      @henryvagincourt Před 7 lety +9

      Stop whining.

    • @WS-bl6ll
      @WS-bl6ll Před 6 lety +8

      the pound will go up as new trade agreements are made

    • @AlexK-wo3xi
      @AlexK-wo3xi Před 5 lety +4

      yeah it will go higher against colombian peso lol, defo not against euro

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash Před 5 lety +6

      Which trade agreements?
      The Kingdom does not have that much important stuff to export...
      Add to that the potential exit of scotland,because they only stayed in the UK because of the promise to stay in the EU...

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 Před 5 lety +1

      @@NashmanNash It just has one of the biggest and most powerful centers of finance in the world.

  • @Azphreal
    @Azphreal Před 7 lety +14

    Wish they would bring it back. maybe as the POW years as they showed they can do it with respect with WW1.

    • @jansandman6983
      @jansandman6983 Před 7 lety

      truthfully they cant do that, because if you didnt see the full ending of the series, the bodies of edmund, george, darling and baldrick are all lined up caught in the trenches, but the producers decided not to show it because rowan said it was horrific and scary.

  • @RodmasterStudios
    @RodmasterStudios Před 11 lety +3

    The main reason is simply because it is a British tradition to make fun of France (and vice-versa), even if we don't actually mean it. It's a joke that has been going on for a Century ever since Britain signed the non-aggression pact with France, so i suppose it simply doesn't shock.

  • @OfirBeck
    @OfirBeck Před 12 lety +4

    @TheBlackadderMuseum I suppose, there is obviously a wide variety of styles for beheadings. they range from the terrifying chopping of the neck with a running gasoline-powered chainsaw... to the comfortably dull head-chopping of a blood-drained corpse. The Decapitation can be quite humane as long as it is made with minimal theatricality, when the victim is dead, drained, locked in place, and the wide incision is made by the appropriate tool (plus, witnesses and direction of the authorities)

  • @TheBlackadderMuseum
    @TheBlackadderMuseum  Před 13 lety +1

    @pasheshooz Off the top of my head: Depends wether the axe is sharpe or not? I suppose if the weapon is blunt it's even more brutal than when it's relatively quick and clean. But I've never been beheaded myself so this is all guesswork.

  • @laurencecastle2321
    @laurencecastle2321 Před rokem +4

    That last bit aged like milk >_>

  • @Mrbuckaroonie..
    @Mrbuckaroonie.. Před 10 měsíci +8

    Love how he has got the SAS wings on the uniform!! lol

    • @kevinbrigden6276
      @kevinbrigden6276 Před 5 měsíci

      No winged dagger on that uniform, sorry.

    • @susic1819
      @susic1819 Před 4 měsíci

      @@kevinbrigden6276 He still has the SAS wings

  • @fmtoorawa
    @fmtoorawa Před 11 lety +3

    I miss it too. I could rattle off Blackadder the 2nd when I was 5 years old. Not sure if that's something to be proud of Lol

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 Před rokem +5

    I wonder if King George will share his mother's funeral sense of humour

  • @deltoroperdedor3166
    @deltoroperdedor3166 Před 6 lety +19

    GERMANY SENDS A REQUEST TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 Před 10 měsíci

    "All the news readers are Welsh"
    Surely the CZcams algorithm isn't _that_ sophisticated to randomly recommend this video today?

  • @TheBlackadderMuseum
    @TheBlackadderMuseum  Před 12 lety +1

    @OfirBeck Thank you, I shall keep that in mind if I ever need beheading.

  • @TheBlackadderMuseum
    @TheBlackadderMuseum  Před 13 lety

    @kezadrone Wikipedia says: Game for a Laugh was spoofed in Not the Nine O'Clock News, in a sketch showing a man (Rowan Atkinson) returning home from work to find his wife brutally beheaded. He runs out into the street screaming before being approached by the crew who then shout "Game for a Laugh", whereupon they all share the joke, despite the fact that the man's wife is very obviously dead.

  • @michaelhyner2681
    @michaelhyner2681 Před 9 měsíci

    The right should patch is the SAS wings for completing the parachute course!

  • @KingIjazMalik
    @KingIjazMalik Před 5 lety +2

    Great 🇬🇧

  • @3DMegadoodoo
    @3DMegadoodoo Před 9 měsíci +2

    That last bit didn't age well.

  • @MrThePsychologist
    @MrThePsychologist Před 3 lety +2

    we laugh at the politicians and seriously listen the comedians what a twist

  • @cyrilrogan4069
    @cyrilrogan4069 Před 10 měsíci

    Right up there with Fawlty Towers

  • @lynnblack6493
    @lynnblack6493 Před 2 lety

    What a speaking voice!

    • @jakomioftherose2434
      @jakomioftherose2434 Před 2 lety

      That's something I find funny since he was mostly known as Mr Bean.

  • @richardsmith6682
    @richardsmith6682 Před 5 lety +2

    Oh, I know it's wasn't comedy, but I LOVED Hornblower.

  • @TheBlackadderMuseum
    @TheBlackadderMuseum  Před 12 lety +6

    @spock101010 They didn't, but the English DID have concentration camps during the Boer Wars, long before WWII. Not camps of destruction, but concentration camps nevertheless. Empires don't build themselves, you know...

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 Před rokem +1

      So did America...before the British!

  • @Hawker12
    @Hawker12 Před 10 měsíci

    Nice touch with the SAS wings.

  • @danielwaugh2215
    @danielwaugh2215 Před 6 lety +10

    so what roles will Baldrick and George take for the army, better not be as the chef or we'll have many complains of food poisoning

    • @Morgs457
      @Morgs457 Před 5 lety

      Daniel waugh umm baldrick does do the cooking XD let’s just say the food well.....

    • @nottoday3817
      @nottoday3817 Před 4 lety +1

      Considering how bad british food is

  • @TheAnimateor
    @TheAnimateor Před 10 lety

    because we are the best!

  • @DonMeaker
    @DonMeaker Před 12 lety

    @OfirBeck The again, there is the "Dull Spoon" Method...

  • @aynaristo
    @aynaristo Před 10 lety

    I am wise well beyond my age ;-)

  • @AceTrax2007
    @AceTrax2007 Před 12 lety

    4:19 Now would be the perfect time!
    :)

  • @drPiotrNapieraa
    @drPiotrNapieraa Před 14 hodinami +1

    funny fact that Rowan himself looks French

  • @ilovecatweazle
    @ilovecatweazle Před 9 měsíci

    Many a true word is in jest...ooohhhhh la la!

  • @BillJonesuk
    @BillJonesuk Před 12 lety +1

    The Royal regiment of "SHIRKERS"

  • @chazzyb8660
    @chazzyb8660 Před 10 měsíci

    Oh, how times have changed?

  • @jlvfr
    @jlvfr Před 5 lety +2

    And today, it's the Euro that can almost buy the pound...

    • @dean1039
      @dean1039 Před 5 lety

      Hmm.. Not quite. Italys banks have just gone bust. Bailout alert.

  • @nickmail7604
    @nickmail7604 Před 8 měsíci

    I thought Ben Elton had been transported to the Antipodes for crimes against humanity.

  • @Exitou
    @Exitou Před 12 lety

    @OfirBeck Since when are you know about beheading?

  • @865nov
    @865nov Před 10 měsíci

    SAS wings... Nice touch

  • @josephmengele3801
    @josephmengele3801 Před 10 lety

    How did i knacker my argument?
    Enlighten me.

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 Před 8 měsíci

    He's just like James May. Or should I say the Viscount May of Hammersmith.

  • @kikoy8640
    @kikoy8640 Před 10 lety

    asking what is my question i have no question i was saying the last time they invaded france they are in the brink of victory but suddenly had been defeated

  • @Solitarious2011
    @Solitarious2011 Před 10 lety

    Can I just ask what you are talking about ? :-)

  • @gurbindersekhon8240
    @gurbindersekhon8240 Před rokem +2

    people really like the idea of an invasion of France

  • @meherbaba-godman7483
    @meherbaba-godman7483 Před 7 měsíci

    💗💗😍😍💕💕

  • @MrRagingerection
    @MrRagingerection Před 10 lety +1

    Someone's been watching Tommy Tiernan.

  • @TheodorBjork
    @TheodorBjork Před 12 lety +1

    He seems more like Raymond Fowler, than Edmund Blackadder here...

  • @JulyFighting
    @JulyFighting Před 12 lety

    This monologue was performed at the Dominion Theatre, London for the Royal Variety Performance 2000
    copy paste but yeh

  • @shnuggydunks
    @shnuggydunks Před 10 lety +7

    Hilarious! And when our backs were turned look what happened! The perfidious French finally did what Nappy dreaned of...tunnelled in under the Channel!

    • @zen4men
      @zen4men Před 2 lety

      And 'migrants' are better at invading England via the channel than Napoleon, the Kaiser, or Hitler, arriving by the tens of thousands - and we have to pay for them.

  • @PhD777
    @PhD777 Před 10 měsíci

    Hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @Giel1987
    @Giel1987 Před 12 lety +1

    @rbzvncnt
    You've already found the reason: those German occupations are simply more recent and remembered as more horrible. For nearly a century France and the UK are allies, so a proposition for invasion sounds more absurd. If the British would make a sketch about invading India again, it might have been appreciated much less well.

    • @zen4men
      @zen4men Před 2 lety +2

      A lot of India never needed to be invaded by Britain, but chose to make treaties with Britain.

  • @wolftal1178
    @wolftal1178 Před 7 měsíci

    I have to admit he is right LOL!!!😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😝😜🤪

  • @n.s.3962
    @n.s.3962 Před 3 lety

    The second option is on its way. Wait a little more, you can have us for free (and you won't do a bargain).

  • @aynaristo
    @aynaristo Před 10 lety +2

    All these "hahaha" prove well enough that I am right.

  • @jonL88
    @jonL88 Před rokem +2

    England after yesterday’s quarter final match against the French:

  • @TheHandymanQld
    @TheHandymanQld Před 10 měsíci

    SAS para wings on the right shoulder sleeve ... interesting.

  • @addiranLOL
    @addiranLOL Před 11 lety +1

    and thats the big mistake !
    as he said... look at you now ... and then look at your past...

  • @TheHarrisChannel
    @TheHarrisChannel Před 11 lety

    Rowen Atkinson is so funny lol

  • @Adam7510
    @Adam7510 Před 12 lety

    @rbzvncnt I think that today, the Polish popularity should take to deep consideration if even want to keep up any resistance... Especially, accordingly to the state of politics and economy under present regime:)
    Cheers from Poland :)