Something Is Wrong With This Junk Food...
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- čas přidán 1. 04. 2024
- Pizza, wings, and a brownie? What could go wrong?
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The audacity of solving a crime when a mystery has been haunting the entire Smosh fandom for 24 hours.
They are sooooooo good at this, I can't even be mad!
It’s already been confirmed
@@Syd448 I won't believe until one of them out right says it. I can't be hurt again 😫
@@hernameispekka_Rebecca Smosh has peaked and will keep peaking 🙌
@@ronak1058 Courtney posted more pics on insta today!
What a very normal episode of Culinary Crimes! I’m so focused on the food crimes and not any external events at all!
so normal! i havent been spiraling the last 24 hours at all!!!!
Yeah arashia even said she was so ENGAGED with the case
so normal guys!!!
This show needs a meta narrative. Courtney needs to visit Garrett who is behind bars for all his culinary crimes advising like Hannibal Lecter. But just THIS show and NO OTHER META NARRATIVES!
THIS IS GENIUS SMOSH GIVE HER THE CHECK AND THE JOB CUZ THIS IS SO GOOD
bruh this is genius.
Old CollegeHumor energy
oh god that would be so cool, i hope they read this specifically
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
no way bro substituted every ingredient in the recipe and was like "I cAN't bEliEvE ThAT tHe ReCIpE waS BAd aNd ThaT sOmEOnE WoULd PoST tHiS" like whatttt 🤣
And baked it on 48°C!!!
What? Why would someone do that?
@@nairocamilo if we are talking about guava, agave, pineapple for yeast and baked for 120 degrees for an hour guy, I very much agree, but the very list of ingredients... And manner of "baking" leaves me to believe it had to be a joke post. It just had to be lol.
My oven only goes down to 170F, is the thing lol. That aside it's all sweet things subbed for a savory dish, barely/very arguably "cooked", and presented as the same recipe when im pretty sure they substituted every main ingredient unnecessarily. Joke post. It has to be lol.
@@nairocamilo that's a hot spring day in the SUN XD
Is Shayne pregnant we need to know
might be
smosh baby prediction
thank you for making me laugh in these stressful circumstances, I needed it
This is the real question we need to know. Then we need to find out who truly is the father with the Maury game
"Courtney... YOU ARE THE FATHER."
0:01 My heart after the last 24 hours.
SAME
Lmao this is gold
YUP
LMAOOO
literally lmao i’m still tryna figure out if it’s a prank
3:32 Arasha saying "engage" while doing direct eye contact with Courtney is killing me😭
She nose what she’s doing
@@Batt-manyou did too 😂
Also the “I just felt an urge to kiss you” lmao
The one that tried to bake a pizza at 120°f is killing me. You couldn't even slow cook it that cold, it's literally just raw. Why even bother with the oven just shove it in the dishwasher. Run the hot water on it in the shower. Slap it a couple times, see if that does it. Madness
This gave me a good chuckle
leave it in the window on a sunny spring day. same result.
THE ONLY CRIME THAT WAS COMMITTED WAS YOUR SILENCE SMOSH.
What silence? Almost every person has acknowledged it to be true.
@@DontHurtMeSir you mean everyone at SMOSH that could easily go with the bit. Yeah thats believable on april fools
Courtney just confirmed on instagram
@@DontHurtMeSir Yeah, that means it's not true. It's not true until a serious, down to earth announcement is made. Besides, look at Courtney's hands. She's not wearing a ring.
@@NBrixHthis video was recorded weeks ago
detective Courtney needs to meet Sarah Christ and Redacted
Oh absolutely.
They need an episode with those two
Maybe Christ and redacted can get married next
i commented this on the last crimes vid and i hope they do it
@@Cdawg6429o BAHAHA
I love that Arasha's "objection: hearsay" was actually 100% justified, and Courtney got that.
"This calls for some street justice, I'm gonna grab a bat" is the correct response to that second one
These are not the worst crimes that have been committed in the past 24 hours
😂
Ok, but did you see the second recipe replacement? That one is definitely the worst crime.
@@AugustaLovelythat ain’t a crime, that’s food slaughter
@@R15-99Idk slaughter I'm pretty sure is a crime...
I'M SO CONFUSED DID I MISS SOMETHING YESTERDAY??? someone help me PLEASE
Smosh giving us the british monarch treatment and not confirming nor denying it is BRUUUTAAALL
Courtney just posted a bunch more photos on instagram, it's real.
They've confirmed it multiple ways multiple times, people are just too proud to admit it's true.
They've literally confirmed it. They posted Courtney saying in a video filmed months ago that she was getting married.
@@sarab4241 Yes, and they laughed when she said it. Which is exactly what they'd do if they were in on a joke that was being planned. Now that more pictures have been posted on 4/2 I'm leaning more toward it being real, but that clip is NOT the smoking gun some people are making it out to be.
@@sarab4241 Except that is exactly they kinda lengths they would go to for a joke
26:31 "You got some crime on your face" another banger by Spencer. The dude is on fire this week.
Fam, some all-time hilarious lines in this episode!
"It's okay - we lived"
The near-deadpan delivery was perfect. Instantly reminded me of 'I got better' from Monty Python's Holy Grail.
"You've got some crime on your face"
This episode was excellent, even if it featured a pizza abomination.
Smosh literally found the best way to increase viewership retention and it’s them playing ding dong ditch with wedding photos on the the one day where people wouldn’t trust their own instincts
it obviously fake no ring on her hands
@@SaiputeraThese videos are recorded weeks in advance
@@ilovesparky13 i guess so
LOL exactly it’s so silly i love them for it
I just don’t trust them lol
15:39 "Is Garrett in the room with us now?" I love the idea that Garrett is a spirit that's summoned by eating awful food
In my headcanon he's the top 1 most wanted for the Culinary Crimes Unit.
He's the Creekside Killer to Courtney's Sarah Christ.
Truly!
i like that its complimented with the music i cant unassociate from creepypasta videos
He's summoned by an abuse of the linguini board.
26:53 "people are screaming, probably" well arasha, you have a point, but we may not be screaming for the reason you think we are
edit: guys i know it's real at this point, i made this comment when everyone was still speculating on it being real
Because they didn't know that white cheeses are an entire kind of cheese? Or 'cause, like... Shayne can do the splits now
@@presshusfightlady3966😂😂👏
I'm out of the loop, what's happened?
@@talb.1805 on April fool's, several Smosh social media accounts (including Courtney's Instagram) posted pictures and allusions to Shayne and Courtney's marriage. Now, the photos are cute as fuck and even look a little legit, but obviously it happened on April fool's and also there's speculation that they were already dressed up for a different Smosh photoshoot and just did the pictures as a gag. Either way it's gotten them a shitload of online engagement so pro move on them for the finesse
@@talb.1805on April Fools Courtney and Shane posted wedding photos on instagram including a proposal photo from months ago and on April 2nd Courtney posted more pictures, and the entire smosh cast posted it on their stories including Ian saying it was real
I can’t with Courtney’s “IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!” And trying to open the plastic. Too real, too real, has to replay it a few times 😂😂😂
“…ow” lol
I died 😂
Attempts were made. Attempts failed. But it's the effort that counts!
Not acknowledging the massive elephant in the room at all is such a power move.
Well these are filmed probably a month in advance
Yes. Shayne can do splits. You can calm down.
@@TheSiemeknot only that, he got a ring at culinary school
Courtney did on their insta - it's real! ❤
@@lenonel3286A blond who is exactly his type gave it to him
Courtney definitely knows how to separate personal life and work
Married to shayne in personal life
Flirting with Arasha in work
We love a multitasking queen
Arasha is their work wife.
@@batfreeze56who is they? Who else is involved?
“Queen”
🙄
@@vincedibona4687 never in my 17 years of learning English, have I seen a stranger feel the need to tell me they're displeased about my use of certain vocabulary!
Thank you, you have legit no idea how much this has boosted my ego !
I'm sorry a certain word seems to have made you annoyed, but that doesn't seem like my problem; if you wish to avoid it, I wouldn't recommend moving to the UK. Have a nice day or night !
@@Jack_SsCourtney goes by she/they. “Their” is singular in this instance
I love the idea that the hiding of the envelope bit at the start of the vid gets progressively more convoluted. Eventually, there's going to be a prologue episode that's a full on escape room.
Edit: With all the stuff going on, people are really going to sleep on the atrocity of the second dish.
3:33 Arasha stop it, my heart can’t take much more of this Shrodinger’s marriage
i've said it once and i'll say it again: WE NEED DAMIEN ON THIS SHOW IMMEDIATELY! He was so good at analyzing all the food on EIOYI that he would be sooo good on this show. An episode with him and Shayne would be the DREAM
Yes!!!
Imagine Josh from Mythical and Damien just absolutely crushing what ingredients are swapped out and Courtney is blue screening the entire time
Damien enjoying the food crimes would be hilarious as well
There's literally an episode with them already lmao@@gen3r4lmills51
Fr he’s so good with the analysis
smosh not extinguishing that april fools joke for us is such a crime
Courtney did on insta tho
It’s real, it’s been confirmed
because it’s not a joke bro
Courtney just posted more photos. It's April 2 now, I don't think it was a bit.
Courtney did on insta they're married for real guys
Spencer saying “Um, you’re flat” while wearing that hat was stressful
The "cheese in my brownie" ending even gives people new sh*t to ship around, being a smosh fan is an full on experience
Plot Twist:
Shayne & Courtney's wedding was a cover up. Instead, Courtney ACTUALLY is married to Arasha instead.
And Shayne to straight Chanse
I mean honestly, Courtney and Arasha are two of my favorite Smoshers, so if this were ever somehow legit I'd be so happy for both of them 😂
guess you could say they booked
Courtney and Shayne just makes sense
Love is Blin- I mean Gay
The kickstart can in the wine glass is sending me 😂😂😂
I was literally thinking the same thing and then I saw your comment
IKR? I literally squealed.
Me too😂😂😂
Was just about the comment this myself 😅
So refreshing to see a comment thats relevant to the video 😂
I love that Courtney looks directly at Spencer when saying extra-virgin.
Arasha brings such a unique humor to the team. It's so lowekey and calm but inserted at perfect moments for maximum impact!
This is such a good trio. The flat comments, Spencer saying “thank god” when putting on the fedora, the callback to John D bad, Courtney looks at Spencer when saying “extra virgin”, the weaponized incompetence, Arasha with the one liners. It was all too good
Loved the roleplaying today LOL
It really was. They were all on their game today. It's almost a shame that so many of the comments in this video are focusing on yesterday's April Fools post rather than how good this video is.
shourtney getting married in the background
@@Dudeonwheelsi know i’m doing the thing you just said, but it wasn’t april fools
i mean it was the day of april fools, but it was real. you know what i mean haha
This whole thing is a good stress test on how parasocial we are.
Edit: Also this video is going to get such a weird amount of views.
damn
Lmao for real the fanbase is failing given the current comments ☠️☠️
Please don’t go on the subreddit. It’s like parasocial central there, and someone told me I didn’t know what that word meant and then proceeded to prove me right
That's exactly what they're looking for... and I'm ngl, I'm lovin' it. Even if it's just a joke lol
@@zachh8179I almost wanna look to observe the madness.
I love arasha's bit of "run back the tapes" all the time now, and i love the editors for doing it.
that second one has to be a troll. “Why would you post a recipe that doesn’t even work” is a dead giveaway.
This was my thought too that person is absolutely trolling 🤣
“So you’re a flat girlie” *Courtney puts her hand to her chest with the most OFFENDED face * 😂😂😂
LMAO I absolutely love Spencer's energy with everyone. Him in this trio is fire. Also love him with Shayne too
Are we sure Courtney didnt marry Arasha, wth was the chemistry in this video??
Make this a party of three: Arasha, Spencer and Courtney. This ménage a troi could take over the world!
I mean they did get married in Love is Blind/Gay/Smosh
the shayne marriage was a misdirect
this is my favourite comment
None of us are sure of anything anymore
I love Spencer and Arasha they're like the underrated chill duo
Even if they were together, they clearly want to be private about it. So stop asking about it in the comments and focus on the video, it's disrespectful to arasha and spencer.
Amen dude 🙌
15:20 "THIS CRIME LOOKS LIKE A PRIDE FLAG" put it in the next compilation of instant classics now because the cackle i let out...
That was pure gold
THANK YOu lol I scrolled for this comment bc I knew others felt the same
Oh we're just continuing with uploads then 😂
Duh?
Smosh doesn’t own Courtney and Shayne’s private life
@@Hftoocutepeople act like they owe us an explanation and like a timeline of their relationship. They clearly are happy together and love one another that’s all I’d want for anyone in life
Ofc idc im just confused because why announce that on april fools day 😭 😭
@@basedmarlon I think a lot of people, myself included, still believe its a prank, and I personally thought it was going to lead up to a video, maybe Smosh Court: the divorce or Courtney and Shayne. Can you imagine Chanse and Angela being lawyers, Amanda as the judge? I want that video
That pizza crime looks like the Easy-Bake oven version of pizza
Lmao the "footage not found" when Arasha said "go back to when I was thinking it" killed me 😂
For those based in the UK, 120 degrees Fahrenheit is 48 degrees Celsius. Basically they tried to cook a pizza on the hood of a Ford Cortina on a hot July day
and when you say hot july day, you mean like 20⁰C right? cause thats about as hot as they tend to get in the UK...
@@katmiaou I take it you're not from the UK, we always have one or two days where by some freak occurrence it's hotter than Jamaica/Barbados/a generally hot place
And then that's all anyone can talk about all day
@@Skooskahok fair enough, i only looked at last years weather to remind myself, i was misremembering all the really hot days as being in like May and June, and the weather then not really being that hot again in July, but ig it kinda varies year to year
@@katmiaou regularly hit 30 last year 💀💀💀
I instantly love you for this reference! hahaha
I love this show. It probably takes a lot of time to find these “culinary crimes” and than cook crime version and real version. So respect to everyone working on it. This is amazing
For real! How many recipes and reviews must be scoured? I'm just impressed.
There's actually a subreddit that collects these crazy recipe substitution reviews, r/iDidntHaveEggs.
But taking the time to cook and test every version is amazing
There’s a subreddit dedicated to this, it’’s called r/ididnthaveeggs
Congrats to Courtney and Shayne for both getting married and also for pulling off the greatest April Fools switcheroo I saw this year lol
April 2nd, they’re still married, and Detective Courtney is still a seasoned professional detecting these crimes. Also, baked at 120F is a horrifying red flag
AND ONLY FOR AN HOUR???
Spencer drinking Kickstart from a Love is Blind goblet is next level
i think that's just called a wine glass 🤣
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT he's so spencer coded
is it weird that i now want a goblet for my Kickstarts?
@@btbesquire5 You can blame Spencer for it if it is weird.
@@airmanon7213 i agree
14:26 "This is one of the more gruesome cases I've seen on my day at the force." Spencer's acknowledgement that this is his first and only day investigating culinary crimes
"You are the Cheese in my Brownie" - Spencer, April 2024.
I keep coming back to this line and hard laugh
I feel like Spencer has reverted into his true form after putting on that fedora (in a good way).
Also, I just love the onscreen chemistry between these three and I hope to see more videos with the three of them in the future.
spencer in the fedora with the kickstart and tweezers is crazy
Courtney gets more unhinged in every intro, i love them
I love the scheduled posting while the fandom is slowly losing their minds
Arasha's "I'm stronger than this," at 15:44 absolutely killed me. Love this series!
I’m actually relieved. I can watch my fav food show culinary crimes in peace without thinking about the smosh chaos in the last 24 hrs
I think the first offender deserves leniency for attempting the recipe as written before tinkering with it.
Wait... 0:33 Is that a can of Mountain Dew Kickstart in Spencer's glass?!
This was the best episode yet. Put Spencer and Arasha in more episodes.
This is my favorite "new" smosh show. Honestly. Whenever I see one pop up, I get SO excited and prepare snacks.
courtneys energy as a host in this series is so charming and the right amount of high energy over-the-top detective without playing it up so far its annoying, and it feels like every episode they fine tune the vibe a little more; whether its the performance, the editing, the casting to get people who can bounce off each other to match the vibe, or a combination, this show is a really fun one
absolutely!! i loove courtney as the host
Spencer and Arasha as a duo is so good
Spencer: Okay the crust is good .
Both Courtney and Arasha: No, it's not.
So excited to watch Arasha take this EXTREMELY seriously
This comment section will only be about the wedding. When we should be paying attention to the art and Spencer.
Who got married?
@lucash8234 oh you lucky soul. Most of us were running around like crazy wondering if shayne and Courtney were trolling us when they released their wedding photos. 1/2 us are still confused, but it looks real
@@lucash8234 Courtney and Shayne posted wedding photos on April 1st so everyone is loosing their shit trying to figure out if it's a prank or not
I'm still confused! Is it real?! 😭
@@Thefriendlyflower we may never know. Smosh are great trolls. Like they need 2 bridges to house them.
rewatching this a day later because i was too focused on ‘something else’ when it was released and didn’t retain anything in the video
Can I just say, we need to keep having Spencer in more videos. Dude’s hilarious 😂
Everyone is mad that this isn’t related to shartneygate but I’m honestly relieved.
That was too much man. I wanna mindlessly watch spencer and arasha. Yes pls.
shartney gate is too funny
It seemed pretty blatantly an April fools joke. And I'm upset there's a lack of comments discussing the atrocity that was that fruit and nut bar claiming to be pizza.
Shartneygate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok that's canon now! Brilliant
I really love their handling of this because it’s such a good reminder that….we don’t know these people. They owe us nothing of their personal lives. It’s a lesson in watching people live and enjoy their lives fully on their terms in the face of unbelievable pressure to do the opposite. And as a result, the fans crumble lol.
Can agree with that. I wish people thought that way more often tbh. It doesn't really have an effect on the content we'll be watching anyway, imo.
They'd probably talk about it on the pod :)
The fan responses have been something.
I disagree. They intentionally posted the photos on April's First. They posted a premier of a Podcast joking about them getting married but not directly talking about it. They wanted our attention! So it's okay for us to care
Exactly like this reeks of parasocial relationships but we don’t even know these people personally and that the fact that these are real people and not just tv show characters
I mean I think it is fine for people to react within reason. They posted it on April Fools on purpose. It isn't like a wedding picture was leaked against their wishes. Shayne and Court love Chaos and silly pranks. As long as nobody is harassing or attacking them it stays silly and fun.
you have to be brain dead if you think it’s real
Spencer's wine glass is just a Mountain Dew Kickstart LMAO
In Spencer's defense, almond flour IS a gluten free flour alternative, so he was technically correct.
Wedding aside, this is seriously my favorite new show that y'all have done in years. It's so fun and silly
That Kickstart can in Spencer's glass, I'm crying!
Arasha: Objection! Hearsay!
Courtney: Ok, fair.
The entire Smosh cast is comedy gold! lol
We need more Detective Courtney x Arasha. I feel like their characters always go so well together
15:38 "Is Garrett in the room with us now?" LMAO
i love how everyone rushed to the comments and is just talking about the wedding
To be expected. Entire week is going to look like this.
Not me let’s talk about the kickstart in the wine chalet
It's so incredibly toxic.
@@levischorpioen ... What
@@SUCKsienna It’s toxic to be so invested in something that no one has ever even said was real because you know people are going to send some offensive shit to them once they find out it was all just a very obvious prank. Media literacy is dead.
“THIS CRIME SCENE LOOKS LIKE A PRIDE FLAG!” killed me 😭
Real glad Spens told Sarah he wanted to do more on camera stuff
I NEED ANSWERS SMOSH
Courtney just posted more photos on her insta showing the ceremony. It's April 2nd now, It was real.
@@Toastybees I'm still skeptical lol. They would totally keep it going an extra day lol. If it's not revealed by tomorrow I'll believe it lol. I don't trust them after the arasha marvel incident
About?
@@endercrafter5104 stop moving goal posts. it's literally not April 1st anymore. Next you're going to say "they're totally the type to have a long and fulfilling life together for 80 years to commit to the bit."
Courtney has no black eye so she's not in a relationship with the psychopath!
arasha and spencer are unironically a great duo i love them together
Y'know, this, Smosh's Food Detective show is actually really interesting. Actually got me really invested, really intrigued.
Tho could someone please tell me if the wedding was for real or not honestly I still don't know still not sure 😭😭😂😂
I still would love to see Garrett included in future episodes as like an "expert in food crimes" that helps with specially heinous food crimes
you guys can’t just upload this like nothing happened yesterday. WE NEED CLOSURE
spencer: so you're a flat girly
courtney: *grabs boob * NO I'M NOT!
lmaoooo i love them so much
Spencer asking if he could wear the hat. Is 100% a Spencer move. Love him for it.
The Arasha and Spencer dry humor power is too much.
Spencer and arasha's chemistry is so good in this video!! never would've thought they'd be so good as a duo
Going real hard on crime while letting Spencer put on that hat while also wearing a Creed shirt.
No but these three were so funny together. They were just quietly riffing off of each other the whole time.
i love seeing glimpses of arasha's smile right after a cut with her immediately going into a poker face
29:34 I caught it Spencer, wonderful reference
Y'know what, let's just cast aside all the speculation and discourse there is atm and just appreciate that Spencer and Arasha being co-guests on an episode of this show is an incredible prospect. Gonna be bleeps, off-camera cackles, and obscenely dark humour absolutely fucking everywhere! Lets go!!!!
Courtney looking at Spencer in a Fedora anytime an ingredient is "extra virgin" and Spencer begging for "guilty". I noticed myself being like "Oh, every video with [blank] is a banger" until I noticed I named pretty much everyone at Smosh at one point. 💀
LMAO YALL ARE SO SICK FOR THIS
This is my favorite Smosh series of all time. Please, please keep making them!
'is Garret in the room with us now'
lmao like a ghost who cooks things bad intentionally
I don’t know if the Insta posts are real or not, but if they are, Shane rejecting Courtney’s marriage proposal in the love is blind video just got even more brutal
But good strategy if they wanted to keep anything from the viewers!
This is my favourite Smosh concept of all time. I would love to see this more frequently. So good.
Honestly all of Spencer’s one liners are so good! Love this pairing/trio.
Spencer with a trilby and a Creed t-shirt couldn’t be any more on brand for him. Incredible.