Halo Wars 2 - Funny Dialogue 2
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- čas přidán 11. 07. 2019
- A second video showing off the various funny lines/quotes that can be heard in Halo Wars 2 from the Banished and UNSC!
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"Wait, if we got back after those 28 years they still pay us.... Are we RICH?! :D
Captain's head "don't tell them they had been clasifide KIA"
Calculated that back pay for you.
C L A S I F I D E
@@qualitylawncare819 "edited"
"Clasifide"
Classified*
@@groyper1988 yeah it took me two tries to spell it that stupid.
6:12
That Grunt just brought the average Grunt intelligence up
Actually they are pretty damn smart if they grow up to actually learn. Elites used to have the youngest of the grunts sit next to a human radio and listen and within a week they learned to understand english. give them a month and they’ll understand code but they are instead sent as cannon fodder as soon as they can walk.
Essentially grunts are toddler soldiers.
@@ReaperofValhalla So I've heard, yea.
Makes me wanna kill the Covenant all the faster, and liberate these Grunts - we humans could give 'em jobs far better and more rewarding, such as NOT turning 'em into cannon fodder.
Yeah sounds like the Covenant/Banished may purposefully be keeping the amount of methane flowing into them at a low point so that they remain stupid. Like not enough oxygen flowing to our brains. That grunt had a little more methane and suddenly was a philosopher.
Shadow Butcher they are 6 months old when they are sent to fight
@@RadiantExemplar mmmm...
Then the Grunts Under YAPYAP are Intelligent?
Like The One Driving The Methane Wagon Is Einstein?
Ex: 6:39
The grunts are adorable
Especially in the first video
Yos
@@MisterJohnDoe "Yay! Shelter!"
So is your profile pic
@@prayforbeans1955 *flattered turtle noises*
5:22 why is nobody talking about this Yap Yap is a savage
Well i mean he is called Yap Yap the Destroyer... Ask your mom how he got that title B O O M
@@thedemogorgon1375 tactical nuke inbound
“You killed yap yap he was my best friend”
Somewhere out there, yap yap destroyed a woman’s pussy… and in the same context… someone is calling that woman mom.
@@seriouspepe5301 If he destroyed it then how does she even have a son? I mean you need to have sex before giving birth
6:15 that grunt has some shower thaughts right there
"Is this blue stuff supposed to be leaking out of me?... I think, i'm dying-"
I'M NOT CRYING YOU ARE
Some of the low health dialogue is pretty depressing
6:12 love him or hate him hes spitting straight facts
The other one said his gas was to high...
Does this mean they give them less air to lower their iq?!
@@azure4622 the gas is making the frogs gay
A̶͓̓z̷͓̍ũ̴̩r̷͔͐è̴̫ actually grunts live 30 years and are able to fight when they are 6 months old, thats why they behave like kids, the grunts aren’t dumb they are kid soldiers.
@@azure4622 the grunts seem to be the smartest alien in not just the covenant but the entire milky way the reason they're so dumb is because they're literal children but they breath meth and if it's too high they'll get high that's why the other grunt asked him if it was too high
@@azure4622 Yes And The Grunts Under Yap Yap Are More Intelligent.
Ex:6:33
5:11 halo 2 dialogue reference some grunts say it.
HELL bull head it’s as well a reference to an old episode of loony tunes
@@snipeyboi5934 Which is an older reference to "Of Mice and Men"
Grunts haven’t they changed their voice over the years? Hmm I remember that
they do use some guys voice in 343 but that does make sense as his voice changes so does the grunts no wonder their voices are kinda high now.
A reference to a reference, that's a reference to a reference! *My God.*
Some of the Grunts is from Halo 1 and 2
Lol the grunts are only smart when the methane is high enough. Who knew you need to properly breathe in order to have complex thought XD
Maybe the reason the grunts were so foolish is because the covenant and banished kept their setting low and they were prevented from education and intellectual prowess.
@@girvanmandal6889 Yes, that is actually canon to the lore. That and narcotics. And they are conscripted at 6 months of age (especially egregious considering they live longer than humans).
The ultimate fourth wall breaking at 6:04 🤣🤣
You got that right!!
6:00 4th wall broken lol
freedm7.62 Unsurprised that it was the comic relief, the Grunts, that did it.
I'm surprised it took them this long!
Battlecry of Grunts:
"BATHE YOURSELF IN THE PROSE!"
Yes
No
"Viva la Balaho"
This really gives the ai personality and now i'm gonna play the game trying my best to not let a single marine die
Exactly what I did in Halo 1-3 and Reach,tried to save every one of them. The ones in Halo 4,when they existed in a mission for a second,just were a mild annoyance I practically avoided. I dont even recall them existing at all in halo 5.
@@LaikaLGagarin1957True true, i'm just thinking if the ai in halo wars 2 die, i'm fully responsible, in the other halo games, i'm still responsible but, it doesn't feel as bad.
I never care when marines die in Halo Wars 1 or 2, because I can just call in more talks and marines.
@@benjamintyler870 What About The Grunts?
3:46 - 3:49 asking the real questions
Well since the Phoenix is classifide as "lost with all hands" those Marines are most likely report as "KIA"
So no. If they have surviving family members they would have recibe the money as compensation.
Who gets better retirement benefits. Marines or ODSTs?
@@M4A1BestGirl well tell that to de Spec Ops. So far as I know is " no matter the job if you have a rank below O-2 you will only recibe shit"
@@M4A1BestGirl Since when do odst's live long enough to retire.
@@riftvallance2087 That's assuming they have a Spartan in their squad.
ODSTs are given more dangerous missions since they're better trained than Marines, but ultimately the point I'm trying to make is that some ODSTs were selected to become Spartans.
Grunt: *"Brutes like it when you go for their gun! really! Try it!"*
Jesus christ. Who is this grunt trying to get literally eaten alive?
0:42 IF THIS WAS ANY EASIER , I'D BE WRITING THE REPORT UP IN CRAYON!!
Cannot stop laughing at this
0:00 thanks grunt for simplifying this
2:26 breaking the 4th wall
0:00
I’m surprised that random grunt actually knew that first part. I wasn’t thinking much of the pre-flood history was really known, let alone to the literal grunts of the galaxy.
Actually, the humans left an AI in the Ark to study everything in the records of it, even the book Halo Mythos is all about the AI narraiting the story of all the Halo most relevant lore. So maybe, when the Banished got the control over the Ark they found the AI and it told them everything... Or it's just a joke...
I think that grunt is a precursor reincarnated or a part of one, that would explain it
Why do half of the grunts sound like Mickey mouse lmao
Different grunt units have different sounding grunts.
@@sneakycactus8815 Art style has nothing to do with the voices. That and this art style is based on Halo 2 Anniversary.
their suits prob have voice changers
Its because the breathe methane it makes their voice high pitch
0:15 *GOOD QUESTION*
"So, the whole time the covenant were fighting over a mistranslation. I bet someone payed for that."
That's the most embarrising way to know your faith is wrong.
Well to be fair, humanity was the second with the worst results, because of that
The grunt at the beginning tale the whole halo lore. He’s a grunt god!
"Does anyone else feel like they're being watched and manipulated by an unknown omniscient being?"
"You ever get the feeling that no one respects us?"
That second grunt woke up and chose violence
5:23 YIKES! A "Yo Momma" joke in Halo!!!
4:53 that would be a ground jump
U mean rocket jump
SwAyZ rex did some maggot say ROCKET JUMP?
@@swayzrex661 No u Grenade Jump
“Ah your methane setting is up too high.”
“Is this about the nipple.”
0:01 this little guy sums up halo as a whole
6:12 wait are grunts actually extremely smart but are just deprived of air?
That and a lack of education, apparently some elites used grunts to translate human broadcasts operate high tech machinery.
@@beastwarsFTW Yeah, they been running a black market where they sell comms and even stuff like "Soap operas" from humans. So funny enough, it would NOT be farfetched if grunts knew about memes and our uses for them.
@@JayHog1992 If Halo Infinite has Easter Eggs of meme dialogues spoken by grunts, we shall have a masterpiece.
@@girvanmandal6889 Agreed, just hoping it's not the cringey memes.
@@girvanmandal6889 Let’s hope for some dank memer grunts.
6:12 "Prince Zuko its time you look inside and start asking yourself the big questions"
"Last time I got to ride in the Warthog..."
1:27 is that Sasuke Uchiha fighting for the UNSC? Kinda sounds like Sonic from Sonic Boom too.
Same VA. Yuri Lowenthal.
His voice sounds familiar, but I can’t figure out where
You son of a. Thought it was a hair
Crimson Lancer He’s in a lot of games and anime, besides Sasuke Uchiha of course
@@aegis2108 He's also Gig, from Soul Nomad
0:42 why would he use a marine's favorite food to write something?
well, the stupid have been known to play with their food instead of eat it...
I don't get it
fork guy the reason is military branches like to make fun of each other and the stereotype for marines is they are dumb brutes who eat crayons
Screaming Eagle Studios 6 it’s true tho
@@forky1686 Marines in Halo tend to be pretty stupid sometimes, i remember giving on a rocket launcher and like 30 seconds into a fight another marine ran in front of the barrel as he was firing a rocket and blew everyone up
0:25 the way he says "This time" makes you think that grunt had one to many INFUSIONs.
4:31 Dat meme, though. XD
"I will hug and squeeze it and be it George"
Dawww
"this is my 9th mission so far"
wha-
how?
I know this is a late reply but I can relate.
The Suicide Grunt said quote is saying he partake into the War, but was not called up at all to fight. Even if he did, I'd assume he came in with the rest of the unit in a "Clean-up" Duty.
I love everything the grunts say
The best thing is that the Marine and Grunt squads' dialogue changes depending on the environment.
"Oh I can see my face in its reflection!"
6:12 Cartman is that you?
I will hug it, love it, and call it Gorge
6:20 those grunts know too much
You sound like a prophet.
His methane was up to high
These lines are a lot funnier than any of the other games. It's nice to see that the devs went to such lengths to make things funny.
Yea. I don’t know why, but a lot of cartoon shows and games make everything have to make sense. Honestly, it’s the random stuff that’s the funniest, where everything else is up to the player to imagine
0:38 Red vs Blue reference
I suppose then again yeah lmao XD sarges name is Sarge so you’re correct! And it sure sounds like he actually warmed up to his RED ARMY AND THERES NOTHING THAT CAN STOP US NOW!!
@@IsraelCountryCube colonel Sarge
@@IsraelCountryCube *Communist Detected On American Soil*
The first grunt in the video is cute and wise
6:20 do be speaking facts
6:46 chill my dude😂😂
Blue Werewolf I SAID READ MY POEMS!
@The Firesword Dragon BATHE YOURSELF IN THE PROSE!
That intro sums up the history of halo in a bit shell.😂
I love how the video picture shows Elites duel wielding Plasma Rifles upside down lol
Grunt explained all of halo in a couple of seconds
0:38 that’s spider-mans voice
Sasuke uchiha
@@neonkyle1923 ben 10, mercury black (rwby)
10 x the hedgehog Yosuke Hanamura
He says fidgeting?? I thought he said bitching it lol
Okay, the last one got me.
First kill gets a fluffy toy
I find it odd that one grunt knows the whole story arc but only cares about where the grunts are in.
Lmao that yo mama joke.
The grunt at the beginning has a point
4:30 >>> The Zoolander reference made my day!
6:33 when they never ask how you feel 😢.
I would love to read that grunt's poem
0:21 classic sounding grunts there
“Bap Bip? Is this about the nipple?”
2:24
DowII Baneblade voice actor
Shaz Rael You sure?
Edit: After looking at video… eh, kind of. It's a Scottish accent, and they are both Scottish.
@@thefiresworddragon927 More than simply being scottish, often times I imagine its the same people who are contracted as voice actors for game as this, but you can certainly tell they are indeed the same person by the way they speak.
4:26 Everyone about the HW2 vehicles
Grunts are adorable
I wanna hear that grunts poetry...
I'm surprised that they brought back Johnson's VA for one of the units.
6:03 Those two broke the fourth wall
Some of the grunts sound like South Park characters.
I hear A lot of RvB references, and I love the grunts
“Is this blue stuff supposed to be coming out of me?”
the nipple incident, the most terrifying incident amongst the grunts
6:03 the grunts are getting smarter every second!!!!!!
Love these videos man!
5:10
okay that's the most cute phrase i heard this week
At least we know now that grunts have a sense of humor.
Sound like the grunts just a bunch of higher pitched Butters from South Park.
"What is this, a base for ants?" someone loved zoolander as much as I do
After a while those Grunts started to sound like South Park characters to me
“I will hug and squeeze it and call it George.” Lol
"What is this a base for ANTS!?" Made me chuckle.
3:45 this guy's a genius
Grunts are smart beings, no wonder they became a threat at one point to the covenant
Not only that, but a well fed and cared for Grunt can grow to be about 7 feet tall and have a carapace so strong Elite's tire themselves out kicking them.
Then again Colt might just be a freak of nature like Atriox was for the Brute's and Xytan was for the Elite's
4:31 is a reference to zoolander lmao
Love those grunts haha
Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap! Bip Bap!
1:10 Pretty sure that’s Ben Diskin, but I can’t find anything that credits him
1:54 If that's the case (besides the whole story summed up at the beginning of this video) just what was it that humanity said that the Covenant misheard that started the whole shebang??
Zerethos 2 Humanity didn’t say anything. The prophets misread reclaimer as reclamation.
Yeesh, I feel like the entire Halo series is an interpretation of life as it is now.
The Grunts sound like from Halo 2
6:12 sounds like a south park character
I love the fact that some Grunts are from Halo 2 and some from Halo 5 i think
The grunts are like ... they could be in an episode of invader Zim
I love grunts ❤️
"I ain't gonna make it pa..." I'm not crying you are!
0:00 - 0:17 me trying to catch up with Halo lore
" *What is this a base for ants?* " - Random Halo Wars 2 Grunt and Zoolander
The first grunt sounded baked lol
Those grunts made me question life
I’ve never heard a heavy grunt say any of these lines. That was funny.
I was waiting for someone to say “Big gun’s ready to fire”
2:28 that guy sounds familiar. Like he’s from Red Alert 3 along with the awesome Aussie