Hot Chick Gets Pregnant At Last Minute | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 16. 05. 2021
- What up people... FIRST! I'm BACK ON TOUR. Yeah, that's right. Going all over the country bringing the flagrancy with me. Tickets on sale Friday.
Secondly, this couple in Nashville was amazing. Only a Mexican with a full beard could get this hot 39 year old woman pregnant! See for yourself INDULGE!
Video By - @AlexxMedia
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. - Komedie
This man's brain works faster than the speed of light. He's already thinking of the third joke before the first leaves his mouth.
I mean... that’s why you ask questions! 🤣
Loaded questions.
please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging. .
@@arabianprince7508 shut up.
The harry mack of comedy
He did it. He roasted an unborn baby😂😂😂😂 this man is a LeGeND !!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Nah
Tis the reason, the unborn are being murdered in the US
@@ChrisKnows1987 that got dark
@@bmxisgod14 sadly yes...
"I see why you left it in"
Man I was dead after that one …. My fav comedian by far
please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging. .
@@arabianprince7508 send your chauffers prince
@@arabianprince7508 you guys bombing Israel and then complaining when they bombing you back
@@aj1379 stfu
Bruh the red shell and the banana peel really got me lmaooo
Same loll
Seriously like how does he come up with this stuff on the spot
He used it before. It’s in one of his videos about latino women. 🤣
@@leaveitorsinkit242 yessir 😂
I love how this comment has no context, never would have seen it coming.
The way he says Mexican full-beard like he just found a rare YuGi-Oh card 😂😂
Facts lmfao, me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!
Is that yugi
I miss old school Yu Gi Oh
Actually sounds legit too lol.
ladies and gentlemen this is the Yu-Gi-Oh comment you were looking for
"is there America on the other side of this"- Schultz does not care hahaha I'm dead
Nahh it's Mexicans who don't care, we chill bout the jokes. We laugh!
Unfiltered humour >
Me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!
@@The_Modern_Nomads oh wow, the same comment you've made in here 10 other times
@@The_Modern_NomadsYour channel is a fail that's why you're commenting so many times just for the hope of mentioning you reacted to it on your channel people will come over and watch it. Does the opposite playah.
I always wonder how the conversation goes after the show with these couples
She is 39 bro, not 19.🤭....when she gets to 49, thats when it gets out of whack.
As one of the couples he’s roasted on these videos I can say he is mad chill afterward. Met us in the lobby and bulshitted for a little bit. He is a solid guy.
Goldssss be digging crowd needs some work hahahaha
@@joshwolf682 Josh Wolf! You're that guy from that Andrew video that he roasted a couple!
@@jozan9 taking a girls tampon out. That’s me hahaha.
That baby is going to look at the doctor and go " ahh border patrol"
LMAO
Underrated
Man I'm neither American nor Mexican but ir joke got me flipping in my bed 🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaoooo, me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!
LUIGI UPLOADED. ITS A GOOD DAY🙏🏽
Waluigi bro
Waluigiiiiii LOL🤙👾
Yeah god blessed us
please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging. .
I was thinking more Dick Dastardly.
Even your unborn fetus can fall victim to an Andrew Schulz roast...nobody is safe
7 1/2 months pregnant its a baby. Are you Planned Parenthood employee?
@@jcp164
Delete your comment, go get some fresh air, smile and hug somebody...
there's a lot of negativity around you if you're aggressively trying to force a political debate over the semantics of an unborn kid. Get some help dude
i dont think calling 7 month baby a fetus
fetus is like way younger right?
@Skittles but with chocolate inside Fetus means offspring. Even if the fetus was younger the child is in fact a child; there is no reason to separate fetus and baby as they are the same thing.
@JCP baby and fetus are the same thing. no reason to believe there is a separation
This guy was born to roast
Don’t say that to the Jews 😂🤣😅
@@zvengeancezealot3540 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
@@boyzrulethawld1 🤛😂
@@zvengeancezealot3540 WOW 🤣
@@The_Modern_Nomads this many comments bout your channel, if you have to spam comments under another channel chances are y’all ain’t that good
“Islam is the way geuy”😂 Mexican jokes was on point. Dudes was roasting my family without em being there
"Guey" though lol
Thanks! As a non-English Hispanic speaker, now I know it’s not “the way, way”, and guey is used like “dude”
Wey^
Wey = no sabo
Guey hahah
I swear his improvs are better than most comedian's stand ups
The way mans head works is crazy. Transmissions between ideas crazy smooth. All on the spot. Like MF Doom w comedy
RIP MF DOOM
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name…
ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN NAME
ALL CAPS
@@frio8 all caps
2:25 “I just, I see why you left it in” dead 💀
This man said “ no disrespect but I see why you left it in “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pure gold 🤣
I did not expect "Bitches at the Waldroft" to be become an actual song
please help stop Israel from ethnic cleansing Palestines especially infants getting buried alive and mutilated from bombing spread the message and plz get info before judging..
@@arabianprince7508 stfu
Yet I'm really glad
@@arabianprince7508 i don't think the side that mutilates their infants as part of the ritual to be in the religion is going to care about other people's infants
@@fatninjacatmatt And it sounds kind of fire not gonna lie
"Islam is the way güey" 😂😂😭
Yaaaaaaaa guey
Took me out
😂😂😂 as a Muslim I found that hilarious, me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!
bruh thank you for showing me how to actually spell that shit lol. Only thing good that came from covid was my Spanish improving. Legit have just been writing "wey" for 6 months lmfao
@@vcemetery good for you man!
"I see why you left it in" lmao
Andrew is laughing because even he’s surprised what his brain put together through the transition with the next punch line. Unreal
The way he laughs at his own jokes make it more funnier 🤣
THE INFAMOUS TOUR
10/8 - LOUISVILLE, KY
10/9 - CINCINNATTI, OH
8/13 - DALLAS, TX
8/14 - HOUSTON, TX
8/18 - TUSCON, AZ
8/20 & 21- LOS ANGELES, CA
9/3 & 4 - OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
9/10 - DETROIT, MI
9/11 - MILWAUKEE, WI
9/16 - SAN DIEGO, CA
9/19 - AUSTIN, TX
10/16 - PHILADELPHIA, PA
10/22 - INDIANAPOLIS, IN
10/23 - WASHINGTON DC
11/12 - MADISON, WI
11/13 - CHICAGO, IL
11/19 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN
11/20 - FARGO, ND
12/31 - BOSTON, MA
Tickets on sale NOW on my website
TWO shows on the east coast that’s it???? 😭
Lets gooooo !!
I might have to catch a show🤞👍👌
How are you going to FARGO NORTH DAKOTA and not Atlanta?? 😫
r u comin to the uk next year?
Writing and telling jokes is one thing, but this guy comes up with the jokes on the spot. Amazing.
Schulz is def a cultured man. He will roast you no matter your ethnic background, he knows about a lot of cultures.
"I see why you left it in" LMFAOOOO
Top 5 Stand Ups of this Era 🔥
Already top 30 All Time!
@@tumelo4526 I can’t even name 20 lmao
@@jackmcbride9046 Lol I obviously have the expected names in my personal list ,Mooney, Hicks, Burr, A South African legend named David Kau and another named Joey Rasdine,
(both can get reeeal fragant, granted, it's contexual:D) Rock, Mac, Murphy, Katt Williams, Griffin and and on and on but I admittedly have a few soft ones in my top 30, soft in the sens of they don't have a huge body of work but the material was perhaps killer, like Bo Burnham (Okay, questionable example because he has loads of material but very alternative in nature , still stand up IMO, since it's him, a crowd, and a crafted piece) but I feel you ! Gun to my head? I have to name "conventional" stand up acts, chiddy chiddy bang bang bro xD
@@tumelo4526 7 minutes into Bo Burnham what. Thanks for the suggestion. He's weird af, but in a good way.
Don't forget Patrice and Ralphie. Legends.
@@WeighedWilson Bo is a dime!! Glad you gave him a try :) Absolutely!! Agree on Patrice and Ralphie, I love how Andrew has actively been putting this love for him out there, real "stand up" guy this HEzy!! Damn, I was so bummed to learn that Ralphie passed away, only found out last year!!! Another Flagrant legend, he would let the "soft *race-all *slurRz" fly in all directions! Ralphie always had his hammer out with the safety off xD internet-stranger well wishes @Ben Wilson, live long and laugh!!
Forget about her looking good pregnant, she looks good for being 39 lol
I wish we could actually see her instead of just a side view, unless I missed her in the crowd but I think she was blocked by Andrew.
Like that’s supposed to be hella haggard or something?
@@MichelleAntonia some bitches that are 39 look older then my grandma so 39 year olds do look lowkey haggard.
@@MichelleAntonia don't be triggered you're not a guy so you don't know. I'm dating this woman now, told me she's 33. She thinks I can't tell she's way older lol. Very few women do look younger when they're thirty something. And that's with the help of Hollywood special effects level type of makeup. At 39 it's very rare to find a woman who doesn't look old af. You guys live too fast nowadays.
@MichelleAntonia it’s getting there
Love how he cracks himself up but not in a weird way.
He has a way of being so offensive without being offensive haha
Schultz is our reminer of what the 90s were all about
Gold , oil, what is he mining
Banter... Ohhh how I miss it....
🎯🎯🎯
Someone get this man under control, he's starting to roast unborn babies!
Umbilical cord as a whip joke is underrated.
I found Andrew during Xmas holidays and I’m obsessed with him - he’s so funny, quick and observant lol
Damn bro... 39??? I hope her labour goes smoothly.
"I see why you left it in" lmaooo dead 💀 🤣 😂 😒
The Mario Kart references killed me.
After 9 years with my ex wife and no kids and then she’s knocked up by a Mexican 4 months after the divorce 😂😂😂
Dark joke
nothing funny about it, you just look like the ultime sucker in this one
Making a hilarious jizz/Mario cart analogy that somehow makes complete sense is absolutely genius 👏 😂
I love how you’re laughing the most and having so much fun. It’s infectious
"That's the red shell from Mario Kart, bro. I will find the egg." 🤣
You're not human if you're not laughing at this.
☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣
this vid just started on complete 100
He's one of the best comedians rn for sure 😂🔥
His improv is unmatched 😂
Andrew is a genius man.
I love Dave and Andrew both and I appreciate your expertise man.
This takes skills 🙂
I love how he cracks himself up!!♥ he's so cute
Lockdown through and Netflix deal down, this dude still razor sharp
Been watching these man crowd work lately, to the point where I'm here in his new video, around 50 minutes after it was uploaded.
Dude, you get there any quicker then you gonna be fielding his questions!
Yallah bismillah to the guy with the beard lmao
For a person to know as much as he does about random things is a talent by itself. He could probably do well on jeopardy. Imagine that. Lmao
I could watch an hour show of just this bit man. Dude is crazy good!
"Islam is the way, wey!" I grew up around Mexicans with Mexican best friends so this made me laugh too hard lol
What is that mean, I didn’t get this joke.
@@abrizvi8213 the alliteration of 'way' and 'wey' along the Mexican accent is the joke. Juvenile? Maybe, still funny lol.
@@abrizvi8213 "Islam is the way, Guey" (Guey is the slang for 'dude' / 'bro' ) Geuy & way rhymes and that's all 😅
A good joke missed by the majority
"The Red Shell" SLAYED me.... Seriously. Dead. 🤣🤣🤣
Is it just me or it’s even more funny when he laughs at his own jokes😂😂😂
Ayyyy, waiting this Friday for them tickets 😈
She got the pregnant heavies
roll tide
Love this guy.
Other side joke , awesome. He's too smart. In my Top 3 comedians def.
Yo Andrew schultz is the goat his crowd work is unmatched he should do another all crowd work special
Schulz is closing in on Russell Peters for best crowd work stand-up
Closing in? You mean eclipsed lol
“I will find the egg” is probably the most hilarious shit especially coz he just freestyling it
Your videos need to be longer funny asf 💯💯🤣🤣
The red shell/Mario Kart reference had me dying!
Andrew so funny dawg, dude looks like he sponsored by subway with them shoes
So happy that these shows are back
Yooooo killing the game. Mario Kart references 🤣🤣🤣
I wish I could watch longer clips of his standups like the old days.
I’m so glad I get to see these videos again! They really do make my nights!
Seriously this guy is an improv King. His crowd work is spectacular
4:00 Red shell from Mario line had me lmao 😂
This guy is brilliant, his poor wife can you imagine they get into a serious argument....
No mames, the "wey way" joke was funny as hell.
Didn’t get that one
@@sanskardugar3188 güey = dude pronounced like way in hispanic. So islam is the way güey
1:51- Barba is the Spanish for beard.
4:23- He held back in Girl Code.
2:25 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
brooooooo 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
"I WILL FIND THEEE EGG" 😂😂😂
The only guy who can make Mario Kart and Pregnancy funny af together LOL
I love his laugh so much damnnn!!🤣🤣🤣
He's so wild, without exaggeration. 😅
I love those Crowd Works, pls more, mooore 🙂
This mans a legend 🙌 can't wait till he able to come to Chicago
Just seen him here in Miami an he killed it. Told my girl....we sitting in the back 😂😂😂
When he coming to chicago ?
He cracks himself up
“The red shell from MarioKart” 😂😂😂 4:00
Greetings from Germany. Man you are so a fucking genius. Watched all of your videos multiple times and it is always so funny
We demand the Sierra prequel !
Great bit loved it
Baby boy is roasted even before he knows andrew's face 🤣🤣🤣 hes geniozzzoo 🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Schulz is probably my favourite comedian! What a guy .... would love to get him on the podcast someday!
If that guy is Mexican then I'm a T-Rex
he looks like one of those ginger mexicans, like, Canelo the boxer
Elbeano
That wasn't the guy. The Mexican dude was blocked by the girl.
@@apolloptx it's hard to tell
@@apolloptx I think so too because Schultz would have roasted him ever more if he was a Mexican Ginger
Oh man I was looking for a Nashville tour date and see this was posted 2 weeks ago. 😭 Come back
When he laughs, it just makes it more funny lol
“Is America on the other side of this”
Had me wee-zing on this for a minute
It's so refreshing to watch comedian laugh at his own jokes
love ya work bro,,,love to see ya in new zealand sometime...kia kaha...you funny as
Hilarious as always, Shultz.
Andrew definitely poppin some addys before his shows. Makes so sense how quick he comes with this shit 😂
ICE be waiting for that baby 😂😂
😂😂🤣
"I see why you left it in" had me rollinggggg
Yo love that bitches in the Waldorf outro 🔥🔥
Everytime i feel depressed I turn this guy on am instantly I feel better
Doing the same haha
"Islamic is the way, guey" was just too funny.
Loved that part lmao 🤣 especially as Muslims! Me and my friends reacted to him on our channel, some of our first time seeing his stand up but he's already one of our favourites!
this guy is just chilling enjoying him self he ain't even tryin it just comes to him :)
One of the best jokes on a short clip