Philomena Cunk's Moments of Wonder - Climate Change

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  • čas přidán 18. 02. 2015
  • From Charlie Brookers Weekly Wipe S03E04

Komentáře • 195

  • @babybbunnyisaac9886
    @babybbunnyisaac9886 Před 5 lety +581

    "Good afternoon, what are you?" I'm gonna greet people like that from now on.

    • @SniffMyDeadwax
      @SniffMyDeadwax Před rokem +3

      Ohj that happens in the HS every time you go on rotation, believe me...

    • @TRVBAL
      @TRVBAL Před rokem +2

      lol, that was so blunt i spit out my drink. ha

    • @isaaccabrera8001
      @isaaccabrera8001 Před rokem +1

      Your name is fire bro

    • @Booksaplenty1
      @Booksaplenty1 Před rokem +1

      How’s that been workin?

    • @babybbunnyisaac9886
      @babybbunnyisaac9886 Před rokem +5

      @@Booksaplenty1 "human" is usually the answer with a weird look on their faces.

  • @livelongandtroll9108
    @livelongandtroll9108 Před rokem +598

    "It has split the scientific community right down the middle---90/10."
    "To hear both sides of this debate once and for all, I found one climate expert."
    *She says it so naturally, it almost gets past you.*

    • @nuisanceguru
      @nuisanceguru Před rokem +10

      lmfao it did and i only now realized

    • @flippy66
      @flippy66 Před rokem +21

      And even that's an exaggeration, it's more like 99.9/0.01, if even that.

    • @michaelsphillips7634
      @michaelsphillips7634 Před rokem

      @@flippy66 And global warming is propaganda

    • @crayonburry
      @crayonburry Před rokem +15

      @@flippy66 right down the middle ain’t it?

    • @Eggertunes
      @Eggertunes Před rokem

      ​@@nuisanceguru 😊

  • @wendynerd1199
    @wendynerd1199 Před 6 lety +385

    “Not everyone wants to live in the sea. You don’t have to be a scientist to know that. You just have to have seen The Little Mermaid. She hated it.” 😂🤣😅🤣

  • @mohsinrao4334
    @mohsinrao4334 Před 7 lety +431

    "It has split the scientific community right down the middle---90/10" Brilliant XD

    • @MyKharli
      @MyKharli Před rokem +18

      Its 99.9 to ,1 now !

    • @zubileegluckgluck
      @zubileegluckgluck Před rokem

      the 'scientific community' currently has a consensus that mutilating children to validate the fetishes of adults is a good thing, as well. in the 70s they were predicting an ice age. all of the predictive climate models for the last 40 years have been wrong. you're being brainwashed.

    • @c.s.7097
      @c.s.7097 Před rokem

      scientific dogma exists.
      you enjoying your soylent green?

    • @folieadeux147
      @folieadeux147 Před 6 měsíci

      @@c.s.7097yeah Texans are just dumb and can’t plan their infrastructure for shit. It’s always been snowy in their state. Not like we can literally see their climate changing in real time or anything like that 😂😂😂

  • @writingmetal
    @writingmetal Před 2 lety +239

    "Nineteen centuries ago there was an industrial revolution."

  • @bonsaitigerMTB
    @bonsaitigerMTB Před 7 lety +156

    "a GLOBAL warning" absolutely creased me hahaha

  • @muntrup
    @muntrup Před 8 lety +238

    the 'next time on Moments of Wonder...' are always 10/10

  • @Hokie200proof
    @Hokie200proof Před 8 lety +246

    I will only ever refer to Fossil Fuels as "Dirty Dinosaur Gas" from now on.

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 Před 7 lety +5

      Setting fire to Dinosaurs lol.

    • @dlmsarge8329
      @dlmsarge8329 Před rokem +2

      I'm joining your club. Dirty Dinosaur Gas!

    • @c.s.7097
      @c.s.7097 Před rokem

      and this is how wives tales come to be truth

    • @dijosto
      @dijosto Před 10 měsíci

      Most fossil fuels are made from dead algae, not dinosaurs.

  • @bre3lx
    @bre3lx Před 9 lety +181

    OMG, I had to press pause and laugh when she said, "straight down the middle 90/10."

    • @liren.varghese
      @liren.varghese Před 8 lety +24

      Although it's more like 999/1.

    • @HoveringAboveMyself
      @HoveringAboveMyself Před 7 lety +16

      Yeah, the higher percentages for the "skeptics" include chemists, engineers and other scientists that know fuck all about climate research and those that are actually climate researchers and are skeptic work for big oil and that's no secret.

    • @EfHaichDee
      @EfHaichDee Před 7 lety +7

      Or geologists who work for mining companies. Lol, it's so transparent how desperate they are to save their wealth by burying their heads in the sand, I can't believe anyone falls for it.

    • @nineowands
      @nineowands Před rokem

      HAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂

  • @seabb
    @seabb Před 8 lety +56

    "Tornadoes, blizzards, rain, women in bikinis,"

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Před rokem +104

    "In a word"
    "energy"
    That is an astonishingly good one-word description, wtf?
    Although it may be a bit too broad, as it generally describes most of the universe, not just weather.

  • @beatsg
    @beatsg Před 11 měsíci +8

    "Dirty dinosaur gas"
    I so want to call it that from now on!

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords Před 7 lety +67

    So that's how the dinosaurs got wiped out! We kept burning them for fuel. I did wonder.

  • @joebleasdale5557
    @joebleasdale5557 Před 4 lety +26

    “How hot is too hot?”
    😂😂😂

    • @wildman2012
      @wildman2012 Před rokem +3

      -Women in bikinis... weren't you watching?😉

  • @guitarman0365
    @guitarman0365 Před rokem +3

    i like the visual joke at the end complaining about being warm while wearing a thick jacket and a scarf

  • @tmeers91
    @tmeers91 Před 7 lety +16

    "Good afternoon! What are you?"

  • @TomRipley7350
    @TomRipley7350 Před 9 lety +98

    I'm gonna need you to be a bit more snappy.

  • @adamscarpetta9543
    @adamscarpetta9543 Před 7 lety +115

    I fell over at "women in bikinis'. So damn funny, perfect delivery and intonation. So many great women comedians in the UK. Only a handful here in the US.

    • @adamscarpetta9543
      @adamscarpetta9543 Před 7 lety +15

      Or if there are they never get the visibility they deserve.

    • @DontNeedGods
      @DontNeedGods Před 7 lety +5

      You know this was written by a male?

    • @adamscarpetta9543
      @adamscarpetta9543 Před 7 lety +6

      DontNeedGods: Never wondered, never cared.

    • @DontNeedGods
      @DontNeedGods Před 7 lety +8

      Adam Scarpetta I agree it is pointless but I wonder why you bring it up if you dont care.

    • @EfHaichDee
      @EfHaichDee Před 7 lety +31

      Actually Diane has this type of humour in spades if you've ever seen her improvise on a panel show. That's probably why they chose her to host. She is a brilliant comedian.

  • @1977ajax
    @1977ajax Před rokem +7

    If you missed anything, don't worry; it's all typed out below by way of 'comments'.

  • @RiverWorksCo
    @RiverWorksCo Před 3 lety +13

    Fun facts, Diane said she doesn't like children and she don't want any.

  • @Pauloden
    @Pauloden Před rokem +23

    After you watch this a couple of times, you start to notice some funny subtleties like "to hear both sides of this debate, I met with ONE expert" Where's the other side of the debate?

    • @SInkiHui1997
      @SInkiHui1997 Před rokem +10

      There's no experts on the other side of the debate

    • @c.s.7097
      @c.s.7097 Před rokem

      ​@@SInkiHui1997🤨

  • @ivanobar1
    @ivanobar1 Před rokem +20

    I love that she uses misinformation to inform and entertain. Makes me want to learn more about the coals and Richard Dawkin’s brother on helium.

    • @idromano
      @idromano Před rokem +1

      Brother on helium 💀

  • @joezingher4770
    @joezingher4770 Před rokem +3

    Best dead-pan delivery since John Cleese.

  • @DigitalDistortion
    @DigitalDistortion Před rokem +3

    "Straight down the middle. 90/10" 😂

  • @Fondage
    @Fondage Před 3 lety +24

    😂😆😃😂 Please ....we need a health & safety warning put on this channel..stating not to eat food while watching 😅 100% choking hazard!!! Theres just not enough chewing and swollowing time whilst in stitches on the floor

  • @todddickinson3262
    @todddickinson3262 Před 5 měsíci

    I do hope she has won awards for her brilliant portrayal of such an iconic character…

  • @RichardShelton
    @RichardShelton Před rokem +2

    Pure genius.

  • @elokubano
    @elokubano Před 7 lety +18

    Sweet lord. Cannot wait for the USA version once she's too recognisible in the UK :))

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx Před rokem +27

      Too risky, most of them would just believe her

    • @KeeBay30
      @KeeBay30 Před rokem +1

      @@CoRLex-jh5vx oof u did not just say that

    • @bard6184
      @bard6184 Před rokem

      I don't know if they let the experts in on the joke in these earlier Philomena-clips, but I know that the experts in Cunk on Earth were told beforehand. So it doesn't really matter if they know who she is - they'll be told anyway.

    • @KhailSOLO
      @KhailSOLO Před rokem

      @@CoRLex-jh5vxnow that she has, they really did 😂 protect British humor at all cost!

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad Před 9 lety +15

    Damn that dirty dinosaur gas!

  • @LukeDunn6667
    @LukeDunn6667 Před 11 měsíci +2

    "I'm too hot." You got that right. ☺️

  • @wayneclayton6985
    @wayneclayton6985 Před 7 lety +22

    Funniest comedienne I've ever seen brillient

    • @Scotto6UK
      @Scotto6UK Před 7 lety +8

      Comedienne is a word denoting the fact that the individual is a female comedian. Comparable to lioness, I suppose.
      It seems you are the one looking dumb in this circumstance, Sir.

    • @isaacnewton6930
      @isaacnewton6930 Před 7 lety +3

      Scotto6UK
      yup

  • @nangsankuparpde8253
    @nangsankuparpde8253 Před rokem +14

    "19 centuries ago" instead of "in the 19th century" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pjarts1847
      @pjarts1847 Před rokem

      Oh yes.. Didnt notice that! 😂

  • @bigtex4058
    @bigtex4058 Před rokem +3

    How does weather work, and make it snappy.🤣🤣

  • @claudiamanta1943
    @claudiamanta1943 Před 19 dny

    ‘Where do fists come from?’ 😃 I would absolutely love to have a friend like her.

  • @janberg4338
    @janberg4338 Před 7 měsíci

    Love her....

  • @jeremiahgabriel5709
    @jeremiahgabriel5709 Před 6 měsíci

    0:34 to 0:38 killed me. Like straight up I nearly fell over in my kitchen.

  • @garethdean6382
    @garethdean6382 Před 9 lety +11

    But, like, if we have the greenhouse warming, can't we just open a window so it cools down?

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 Před rokem +2

    "Where do fists come from?"
    You know - I never asked me that, but now you have me wondering...

  • @yoyo3930
    @yoyo3930 Před rokem +9

    I wanna see an episode on recycling and how most of it goes to a landfill

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 Před rokem +9

    The question whether climate change is real or not, is splitting the scientific community straight down the middle - 90/10.
    XD

  • @ThatGaymer
    @ThatGaymer Před 7 lety +24

    Andy Watson looks like Richard Dawkins lost brother lmao

  • @ImpCaesarAugustus
    @ImpCaesarAugustus Před rokem +2

    Why would youtube add a link to give me context about climate change? I got all I needed from this video.

    • @Timic83tc
      @Timic83tc Před rokem

      You must follow the nu religion

  • @blakeknightandco3828
    @blakeknightandco3828 Před 2 lety +26

    I believe that I've also done my bit to both preserve climate change footage and assist with its manufacture. I see that Greta Thunberg and many like her have really helped out with the manufacture of it as well. So anyway, last year I swapped out my greenhouse for a glasshouse. And, like the greenhouse, it still keeps my firewood and coal warm and dry all year round.

    • @edwinov
      @edwinov Před rokem

      It's spelled gretard

    • @laniec20
      @laniec20 Před rokem +1

      😂

    • @todddickinson3262
      @todddickinson3262 Před 5 měsíci

      Well, you must remember what the great Karl Pilkington said… “People who live in glass houses, have to answer the door…”

  • @David-eg4lv
    @David-eg4lv Před rokem +12

    Since we've been recording sea level, it has remained at 0cm of sea level.

    • @hoover728
      @hoover728 Před rokem +1

      BS. It’s risen 8 inches since 1880.

    • @David-eg4lv
      @David-eg4lv Před rokem +9

      @@hoover728 in 1880 sea level was at 0cm above sea level. In 2022 sea level is still at 0cm.

    • @hoover728
      @hoover728 Před rokem +2

      @@David-eg4lv Congrats, a random guy named David just proved all climate scientists wrong!

    • @batglide5484
      @batglide5484 Před rokem +7

      @@hoover728 congrats, a random guy named Hoover72 completely missed the joke.

    • @clovebeans713
      @clovebeans713 Před rokem

      @@David-eg4lv Sea level by definition is at 0cm, it is the standard. If sea level rises the standard increase but by definition is still at 0cm. Maybe you could say height of Mt everest in accordance to sea level decreases.

  • @copypasteism
    @copypasteism Před rokem +1

    The plural made it for me "the north poles" 😂

  • @plutomissing6084
    @plutomissing6084 Před 3 lety +3

    “Good afternoon what are you?”

  • @theStacyJames
    @theStacyJames Před rokem +1

    Sooo many wrong ideas in so few sentences. Love it

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 Před rokem +3

    A global warning

  • @andrescebu6295
    @andrescebu6295 Před rokem +3

    I didn't realise until watching this video that women in bikinis is one of the significant signs of climate change. 😂😂😂

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 Před rokem

    "Will we be going, like, "ow!" all the time?"

  • @toughenupfluffy7294
    @toughenupfluffy7294 Před 6 měsíci +1

    My feet also swell up when I walk, increasing my carbon footprint.

  • @ThrowPunches
    @ThrowPunches Před 8 lety +6

    Giant magic shoes? wtf xD

  • @searayser
    @searayser Před rokem

    "Where do fists come from?" Wow, those First two knuckles suggest Martial Arts...!

  • @belletollz
    @belletollz Před 9 lety +12

    i love her!! she is such a gem. more please! (women in bikinis) (split right down the middle 90/10). hee.

  • @techtourist7r
    @techtourist7r Před rokem +2

    This is too much for me to digest

  • @dbishop1996
    @dbishop1996 Před 9 lety +5

    90/10 ; )

  • @c.s.7097
    @c.s.7097 Před rokem

    For a split second looks like she's carrying a ghetto blaster mid-stride in the thumbnail

  • @thomasbeaumont8884
    @thomasbeaumont8884 Před rokem +2

    She was so mean to this old man

  • @rabokarabekian409
    @rabokarabekian409 Před rokem +1

    Proof that ignorance frees our imaginations. Now oo don't want that, yeh?

  • @jackframpton3652
    @jackframpton3652 Před 7 lety +8

    Dirty dinosaur gas

  • @sirwemrhys
    @sirwemrhys Před rokem +1

    Coals means burning fossil fuels or setting fire to dinosaurs

  • @anitafleischer511
    @anitafleischer511 Před rokem

    Not the little mermaid 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexjaybrady
    @alexjaybrady Před 7 lety +7

    Your children cant have children theyre too young! DUH

  • @thethomascobbgroup5001
    @thethomascobbgroup5001 Před 3 lety +15

    I like how there’s a pinned wiki article on climate change on this video for two reasons.
    1. Like I came here to learn about climate change
    2. As if I use wiki as my trusted main source of accurate information

    • @happy_bubble7
      @happy_bubble7 Před rokem

      Exactly my stance on their wiki warnings. Why on earth do people see it as the final authority?!

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon Před 7 lety +3

    What are you?

  • @bartonseagrave9605
    @bartonseagrave9605 Před rokem

    The obvious solution if the ice is melting and no more dinosaurs to burn then use all the redundant polar bears.

  • @nung221
    @nung221 Před 7 lety +2

    666 likes :O

  • @dudesayingthings
    @dudesayingthings Před rokem +1

    Nineteen centuries ago 😂😂😂

  • @Corpus3414
    @Corpus3414 Před rokem

    Ice lollies omg

  • @SiLatics56
    @SiLatics56 Před 9 lety +6

    UNdustrial revolution hahahaha!

  • @End0fst0ry
    @End0fst0ry Před rokem +1

    This blue "context" reminder under the video... it's hilarious. Everytime i see those types of reminders on YT it's a clear sign of BS content. But not in this time.

  • @bmo14lax
    @bmo14lax Před 10 měsíci

    Like ice cream and stuff?

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords Před 7 lety +12

    "Where do fists come from?" Has so asked every victim of domestic violence ever.

  • @Arkturbettel
    @Arkturbettel Před rokem

    0:23 19 centuries ago! Dead.)

  • @leonelmobreros8142
    @leonelmobreros8142 Před rokem +2

    Women in bikinis

  • @tombaja4.9
    @tombaja4.9 Před rokem +1

    It should be called weather changes since 1970.

  • @phylliscook5594
    @phylliscook5594 Před rokem +1

    Philomena I love you you're so cute and funny ♡

  • @paulriggall8370
    @paulriggall8370 Před 7 lety +2

    How come the seas haven't risen?

    • @davidlewis1787
      @davidlewis1787 Před 7 lety +9

      paul riggall they have

    • @Timic83tc
      @Timic83tc Před rokem

      ​@@davidlewis1787Obama beach houses?

    • @davidlewis1787
      @davidlewis1787 Před rokem

      @@Timic83tc not interested in silly partisan political nonsense. It’s doesn’t add anything to the subject and it’s asinine. The sea is rising in different places in more or less dangerous ways depending on local factors such as climate, tides, longitude and latitude etc. For instance, the island of Vanuatu is very in real peril and I am sure the islanders do not give two hoots about your smug statements about Obama

  • @sarmich13.
    @sarmich13. Před 5 měsíci

    1:28 - this is the most dangerous issue of Climate Change 😧
    Be aware of woman in bikini 👙

  • @dannywlm63
    @dannywlm63 Před rokem +3

    I thought we were heading into an ice age. But that was in the 70s probably 🤔

  • @declanlangenhoven9196
    @declanlangenhoven9196 Před 5 lety +3

    what?!??!!!??

  • @charlotteforsyth438
    @charlotteforsyth438 Před 2 lety +2

    Dinosaurs became extinct 35 billion ish years before christ so this is why its so funny

  • @cb2291
    @cb2291 Před rokem

    She's definitely a looker 🤣🤣

  • @mattyblake9427
    @mattyblake9427 Před rokem +5

    Women in bikini responsible for climate change 🤣🤣🤣

  • @focusmicro
    @focusmicro Před rokem +3

    "adapt to a warmer climate". Meanwhile, I'm sat here in 2023 at 14:54 , freezing cold with temperature outside -5c. kkkkkkk

    • @sethwick8348
      @sethwick8348 Před rokem +3

      Warmer on average throughout the year for the whole planet does not mean it never gets cold. Where I am the winter has been unusually warm, except for one week where we had the coldest day we've had for 30+ years. Climate change is leading to more extreme weather, both hot and cold.

    • @sheet-music
      @sheet-music Před rokem +1

      climate is an antonym to weather

    • @mchlbk
      @mchlbk Před 9 měsíci

      You are confusing 'climate' with 'weather'.

  • @c.s.7097
    @c.s.7097 Před rokem +1

    i get that its a comedy.
    but mixing misinformation with more misinformation isnt a great idea

    • @Timic83tc
      @Timic83tc Před rokem

      This

    • @TalpaTulpa
      @TalpaTulpa Před 10 měsíci

      Misinformation is a gas company hiding the fact they proved we are responsible for global warming

  • @Egill2011
    @Egill2011 Před 10 měsíci

    Jokes apart, those who believe that changes in climate which occur over millennia are even remotely related to human activities, deserve good ridicule. Well done, Philomena.

    • @mchlbk
      @mchlbk Před 9 měsíci +3

      r/woosh

  • @burnzy3210
    @burnzy3210 Před 9 lety +2

    highly unfunny attempt to clone the barry shitpeas character

  • @deadNightwatchman
    @deadNightwatchman Před rokem +4

    "... and if you could make it snappy..." 😂