Diane Morgan Hates Magicians - Room 101
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I knew this really annoying guy who liked magic tricks, he showed me a trick involving matches. I had no idea how the trick worked but when he gave me the matches to inspect I decided to keep one back without him noticing, figuring it would be important. The trick of course failed and I drove him insane all night by refusing to tell him what was going on. So I guess that makes me the magician.
Or it just makes you a prick
That is so evil :D
Psychopath
Can you explain the trick more that you remember? What did it look like when he first did it successfully? I'm trying to figure out how you taking away a single matchstick could've destroyed the entire trick. I am very curious about these things lol
@@SyenPie Sorry I really couldn't :( It was over 20 years ago and I was drunk! It involved numbers though so the missing match threw the numbers out. It was fun though because he had a personality like Gareth from the UK 'Office' TV series.
The best female comedian of all times. She always manages to keep a poker face while creating the most "uncomfortable" situations, verbally and physically. I absolutely adore her.
best comedian*
@@andreaskarlsson5251 She might still have to hone her craft to surpass the likes of Stephen Fry, Rowan Atkinson, Hugh Laurie.. The list could go on :)
@@martinmollerup2265 she is much funnier than Stephen Fry. Hard to compare with Rowan Atkinson because its so different.. no clue who the third one you mentioned is. Never heard of
You must check him out then! He is a great part of English comedic culture, try out Black Adder, they're all in that simultaneously :)
@@andreaskarlsson5251 Btw, ever heard of Dr. House?
Houdini used do a vanishing trick, but it was just a stage he was going through.
What IS magicians?
lol
A magicians is when...
I thought I wanted to be a magician when I was a little kid until I was given a magic set for my birthday and realized it was all cheap tricks and chicanery. What I had really wanted was to be a wizard.
There's a school for that, train leaves on the first of September I think..platform 9 3/4, good luck!
You should've been given an owl.
Hagrid: "Yer a magician, Harry!"
Harry: "I'm a... what? A wizard?!"
Hagrid: "No - a magician! Now here's yer dead dad's fake playin' cards. An' some little plastic balls an' cups that yer mum had. Now go off an' annoy yer Aunt Petunia fer a while."
Join the KKK - They have Grand Wizards
I didn't want to be a wizard, I just wanted to shag Emma Watson.
This woman is so damn hilarious even when she's not even trying
ahhhh yes you see but that IS the exact trick! Well practiced well developed! - To make people think that you are not trying when indeed you are trying quite hard. Yes. She is awesome and talented. But make no mistake, it is all quite on purpose and intentional. A skill that she developed as a comedienne.
i love how she is such a good actress that you can't tell if se she is giving her honest opinion or just acting
I love Diane, what a sense of humour!
i just love her--have not seen enough of her lately. her complexity and drollness (if that is a word) of mind is top notch.
Have you seen her comedy short called 'Mandy' on bbc iplayer ? Brilliant.
Drollery
Huh "droll" thats a word I never knew. Does this basically mean quirky + wry?
@@SyenPie Well you're right there. She is quirky, she watches cartoons
Cunk coming to Netflix
It starts with “pick a card”!
Why do I have to anything?? This is your gig. Needy indeed.
The most awkward situation is when you know how the trick was done, but have to pretend you're well impressed.
A local, somewhat-known magician got me involved with a trick in a shopping centre when I was young. We're going back to the early 90's here. Can't quite remember what the trick was, but I do vividly remember watching him louse it up by fumbling around with a stuck trap door on his prop to make whatever it was disappear. Being a sport, I faked amazement when he got the damned thing to work. The audience couldn't see it from their perspective, so I saved his arse big time by playing along. He'd looked so worried about how I'd respond, and so relieved when I didn't grass him up. He gave me a fleeting look which said "Phew, thanks buddy.".
Theres a special place in heaven for people with big hearts like you. As a bonus, because it is heaven, there are no magicians there.
What a young chad you were
You encouraged this waste of space to continue his jackassery!!! Shame on you.
@@JonSmith-cx7gr no magicians in heaven ... no turning water into wine or that kind of thing? How disappointing.
That never happened.
It doesn’t matter weather we agree or not. Her commments are just very funny. “It’s like a starter kit for a psychopath, isn’t it?”😂
Starter kit for psychopaths ... I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
Quite possibly the most perfect woman ever.
Yes, except she dislikes children.
I agree she is perfect in every way even here accent is a great
Hands Eric a glass of water, the thirst is real!
Yeah I'd give her a portion aswell.
Totally agree she's absolutely lovely
I don't know how this woman found her way into my recommendations, but *holy **_shit,_* am I not complaining. ❤️
Wow. That was a brilliant bit to came up on the spot. I love how she uses her hands to describe things. I noticed that a lot in smart people.
Moral of the day: never buy your kid a magic set. They’re for psychopaths
Or better yet, don't give psychopaths presents period. Maybe a question mark or a semi colon, but I draw the line at underscores.
I gave you a thumbs up because there's not enough punctuation wit on CZcams.
@@rickkennett8505 May many tittles grant you verbal accentuations.
I bought one for my niece. But, she really is a psycopath
I agree with her wholeheartedly.
How did you do that? Presumably it involves countless hours of practice alone in your bedroom while simultaneously wondering why you have no friends.
Love Diane. Never disappointed.
Any act that ends with 'Is this your card?' is anathema
Diane and Karl Pilkington that would be a great show.
You know... That's actually a wonderful idea! They give off the same apathetic energy.
I feel like this is why Ricky had her on Deadly Sirius so many times.
@@ksterlings197 the difference is i think diane plays a character
I hate magicians too. Even more than I hate mime artists. And jugglers make me want to throw up. I mean, who gives a toss?
admittedly, when she puts it like that, I see her point. I actually got one of those kits as a child, a whole box filled with different stuff to do generic little tricks with, and was really fascinated by it, but never really went anywhere with it, wasn't very good at it so I gave up on trying, which is usually what I do with most things lol
The only trick I mastered was folding my arms with a piece of string and splaying my hands to reveal a magic knot! That’s about the time my dad taught me how to throw a punch - figured I need defensive skills.
@@nealg3546 my dad tried teaching me defensive skills too, but it didn't really work lol, i've never been very physical, which meant i got bullied i alot sadly. also i wish i could use real magic, why do a card trick when you can cast fire at your enemies? lol
Like chemistry sets, no-one who has ever received a magic box has ever actually used it. They're usually crap. Anyone really interested in magic will buy individual tricks in a specialist magic shop
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 maybe...i suppose it depends on the person, i'm betting in some cases receiving something is what sparks their interest in it, like a set of paint and brushes might make a child interested in painting when they weren't yet aware how fun it could be
@@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 It's possible of course, everyone's different. Most of those magic sets are very frustrating though, because the tricks are usually poorly made and hard for someone with child-sized hands to perform. I always liked magic as a kid and I had a couple of those sets over the years, but I hardly ever touched them. I preferred to do card tricks and buy individual stuff from a shop that was actually well made
“I’m never entertained.”
Lmfaoooooo
I agree that unless it's kids doing it for adults or adults doing it for kids, your average magic trick situation is always going to be uncomfortable. But there are exceptions, people like Derren Brown or Dynamo who are genuinely entertaining
I gave my kid a stand up comedy set. It came with a joke book, crippling depression, abandonment issues leading to an overbearing need for approval, a handle of cheap vodka, a carton of Lucky Strikes, and a revolver with 1 bullet in it.
Are you an aspiring magician by any chance?
PS: Abandonment issues are not caused by a need for approval. They are caused by abandonment. The clue's in the name, ffs!
Diane Morgan: "...and you can't just go (deadpan stare).
Me: "Why not?"
Philomena and Mandy 😂❤
She's so lovely.
She is best of the cast in After Life lol. Lol
I feel the same way about magicians as I do jugglers. Very clever now sod off.
I liked it better where a physical prob would pop out rather than words on a computer screen.
Itd be way harder than a computer screen
@@Wavezzzz601 yeah but those probs looked like something you could make in a primary school art class. Surely the budget has not been cut that much
@@nifralo2752 damn I really wasn't expecting a reply from a 2 year comment lmaoo but God damn fair play for keeping the thread going, honestly agree that they're pretty basic, but figure it's just to focus costs where they're needed, pay to the presenters, crew etc. and then budget where it's not necessary, like effects and stuff, although agree it could definitely look better these are very lacking.
@@Wavezzzz601 agreed, room 101 shouldn't cost more than episods kf east enders. It's not like say Dr Who, were you have spaceships and stuff
@@Wavezzzz601 Like magic, you mean?
As daughter of a very dedicated magician I have to back up this brilliant take if view
Thanks to Cunk, CZcams is now recommending me every bloody thing Diane Morgan's ever done
I agree with you Diane.
Diane Morgan is an incredible woman
Just brilliant
I can find enthusiasm for cupping balls.
I'm genuinely in love with this comment.
Artstux, Haha 😂
@@me5969 Are you a moron?
Philomena is fucking hot 🔥🔥🔥
I agree, but for different reasons. Magic is entertaining as long as the presentation isn't too overdone/cocky and it doesn't have 'fake' danger in it.
I absolutely hate those half-naked men, surrounded by glittery-suit women, that chain themselves up, with loud dramatic music, and lower themselves in a box filled with water and get spears through the box or something.
It reminds me of murderporn...I just get disgusted and scared at the same time, not entertained. There is no(t supposed to be any) danger and it's cringy.
Also, the lack of dramatic-music, can make it indeed, look like a psychopath-scenario. The moments where there is only background-drums and women are being stuffed into boxes, coffins, cups or cut in half, are just nauseatingly uncomfortable to me.
But it míght have to do with a tiny tiny child-trauma of seeing a kids(!)movie (not kiss kiss bang bang, it was worse) in which a girl was sceaming and crying, while being stuck in a magicians box and being sawed in half.
You have obviously never cut off anyone's legs.
@@Ndlanding How did you guess?
@@Widdekuu91 I'm a krowhessional gentriloquist.
I totally agree
Legend.
Shes fly
Stops a bit abruptly, mid-flow as if it's really posted for us to enjoy but some other reason. Am I being too cynical? I was enjoying it.
rmilrta true that surely that wasn't it lol
I feel like the show itself is edited. It's quite frustrating really when one guest is crowned the winner despite on the edited version being tied first.
Probably to do with Hat Trick's contract with the BBC.
Even Frankie is in awe.
she probably only made a skit, but i genuinely hate magicians. it always feels to me like "wow, you wasted a part of your lifetime practicing to trick, fool and scam people to feel cool! you deserve a cookie and some milk!"
She must be terrifying in person
Why? Are you a magician? I mean it seems like she's just speaking her mind
The parents have to pander and be amazed every time their kid shows a trick from the set. That’s where attention addiction comes from:
Very funny and very EZ on the eyes too.
Yeah, that's the problem with magicians who want to be heroes without feeling it or putting the effort this art form needs. Most of them produce cheap tricks instead of gaining the ability to create magical moments. It never is the trick, it's always the performer who creates magic.
I don't like magicians because there is an US vs THEM dynamic..
At a party, a guy was doing tricks. He asked if I knew any, so I did the most basic "is this your card" trick. You put the card on top, split the deck, ask them to shuffle it.. Then you show their card, relying on the hope that the card on top and their card won't separate in the shuffle.
I could see him riffle through the deck to shuffle, seeing he knew my trick and wanted to separate the two cards.
I just said to him "fucking forget it".
Not that i'm bitter about this event that happened nearly 8 years ago.. But the "I know your trick. And I will break it".
Instead of a "hey, that's a good trick" or "hey, that was my first trick".
Magicians and tattoos. If presented with either subject I actively have to shut any possible discourse down with my admission of utter disregard for either soul sapping subject.
I don't. Tattoos are for morons, and some of my colleagues, who shouldn't be morons but are.
I agree Diane! I usually fall asleep!
Kinda true. A magician will always have something with them, even on a regular night out. It is 100% an attention thing.
Agreed
Yeah, Golden Philomena.
The issue is not about her liking magic.
Rather the issue is, is this your card?
Boom.
Magic.
😂
I do too
I think she is absolutely earnest here, and I agree.
Diane is the British version of Gina Linetti/Chelsea Peretti
Aubrey Plaza
William Kirk fair shout, fair shout
Who???
Do I still have a chance to entertain Diana? When people say to me: "I don't like magic." I always say thats because they've never seen a good magician. But she's right they're all psychopaths.
SHE IS LOVED ...,
'It's starts with parent giving kids magic set.' i don't know if she intended a pun there, but i kinda find it funny how the narrative jumps so far back immediately nonchalantly
I feel exactly the same 😂
I could hardly manage the broken thumb trick.
I kinda get it 😆 The more you know about tricks, how its done, slight of hand, mirrors etc the more I'm unimpressed by the trick and more interested in the mechanics behind the trick. It's why the magician's I do actually enjoy watching is Penn and Teller just because they'll do a trick then show you how its done as they've obviously evolved enough with the times to realise thats what people care about more and you can make an act more out of how its done, then just doing it.
Don't believe P&T they are still fucking with you.
Frankie Boyle looks shocked..
Another vote for like and admire Diana Morgan, refuse to watch anything with the word "magic" in it.
Totally agree. Have always agreed. It's actually worse than it at first seems. These people want adulation, and money for deceiving you. It's pathetic.
The female Carl pilkington 😆
I think Diane Morgan may be a secret magician.
I don't mind telling you, I find Diane Morgan magnetically beautiful. I'm just saying. Of course she's a performer and all, so I suppose that's natural. Still, though, eh? Okay, thanks then.
I just cancelled my answer.
d’you know what? me too. there’s something about her that’s just so attractive. i thinks it’s her eyes they’re beautiful
I've been to that restaurant where the guy does tricks, I agree with Diane, the word 'Trick' is the key, it isn't magic lol. The only one I liked was Tommy Cooper where he mucked up the tricks or shown how it was done.
I would like to see this full episode. Anyway I can do this online? It's not on the iPlayer or anything.
The only magic is the conversion of food types into a melodic air release...
I thought the british liked that kind of stuff like Harry Potter and all that
Magicians are people who tried to be Musicians but failed
🎸🙉🎸😱
Spouse hates magicians. One was hired to entertain guests at a party she attended. She followed the poor guy around and simply corrected his grammar. All evening.
Magicians annoy the hell out of me as well. Except Tommy Cooper,
I got a Paul Daniels magic set for Christmas but soon got bored.I'll stick with the Incredible Hulk Chest expanders.👍
The best trick is to act confused then pretend you get it. Gets right under their skin.
*But if I'm thinking that the other person is thinking, 'I think therefore I am', is the other person really thinking that at all...*
*PS: Nice shot of Poly Styrene **00:50*
She is right
Willamena rules!
I totally agree haha.
Please, invite her to taskmaster
Is there a Diane Morgan Fan Club? I just have a HUGE crush on her.
Despite the humour, she's absolutely right. Nobody cares about cards and cups and stuff
I'm with Diane. I probably liked watching magicians when I was young and easily amused. But as I got older it felt like stupid human tricks. Like dogs jumping through hoops.
is Frank actually alive?
I love her accent, one of the best in England.
I'd like to know in which part of England this accent??
manchester
@@mofadali Bolton. Same place as Peter Kay.
This is true. The most boring thing to watch is someone doing a card trick.
Smart woman
Why should I like being made to feel stupid?
All magicians? How can you hate Paul Daniels though? Hes quirky, effortless, funny (in real life as well) and Northern. Some magicians are creepy yeh like Penn and Teller and David Copperfeel (lol) but I think she just hasn't found the right magician. I got a magic set, the Paul Daniels one for my birthday after I asked my grandfather to get it and he was impressed after I'd mastered the tricks, and I'm not a psychopath, although I've met one that likes Derren Brown and Penn and Teller lol.
Cycle paths?
David Copperfield was a legend. All fake tan and hairy chest and his magic was great as well. Making tigers appear and disappear is no mean feat. What a creepy guy he was.
That's like in the top 5 examples of a magician who is actually shite.
He made really big things disappear but it was obviously camera tricks , sleight of hand card tricks are a lot better to watch
Gen-rely 😭
My boyfriend was always doing magic tricks, so I tricked him, I murdered him, and buried him in the cellar.