Best Philomena Cunk Moments
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- čas přidán 20. 11. 2022
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It's been fun watching all of these interviews and sharing these clips with you all. These type of interviews kind of remind me of The Eric Andre show or Nathan for You and I'm all for it.
Thanks for watching!
Sources:
- • Cunk's Debunk - Cunk's Debunk
- • Philomena Cunk finds o... - Philomena Cunk finds out that nuclear weapons still exist
- • Cunk On Britain The Em... - Cunk On Britain The Empire Strikes Back
- • Philomena Cunk, Christ... - Philomena Cunk, Christmas 2016 "Moments of Wonder".
I do not own any of this, and I recommend you go watch all the videos linked above!
#philomena #interview #bestmoments #funnyinterview #best - Hry
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her ability to lower her IQ to room temperature on demand is astounding
this description 😭
Or, as the Canadians would call it, American-level intelligence.
@@dynamo1796or as americans would call it "65 degrees farenheit, what what?"
@@dynamo1796 Canadians are just Americans with an accent and an inferiority complex.
@@ClarelySuperior fahrenheit
"I love Abba" This guy needs his own damn show his timing is impeccable
He was so understanding. I want to be his friend
Yes. He could have said, "What the hell is this woman on about !?!" But he chose compassion.
And never before or since has that phrase been said so seriously.
@@PsuedonymousPatron I want to buy him a beer and I don’t even drink
And so stoic looking when he said it🤣🤣
I like how devastated she was at hearing about nuclear warheads but the idea of an entire galaxy smashing into us just seemed like an inconvenience
To be fair we probably wouldn't notice
@@funybirbman3813 this is true, there is a very unlikely chance of any celestial bodies colliding due to the sheer amount of space between any 2 bodies in either galaxy
@@samnicholas6365 Is there a lot of space in space then?
@@samnicholas6365 Colliding, sure, but gravitational disruption of the solar system would be a serious problem.
@@vincentvega9863 For one example: Say you knew an object was going to pass through the solar system within the orbit of earth, but you have no idea where. Te chance of it colliding with the sun itself is only 1 in 46400. Unless its size is significant compared to the sun in which case it starts to go up. But that is only an orbital radius of 1AU, stars in galaxies tend to be hundreds of thousands of AU apart, and the probabilities go down with the square of distance, so the chance of any two objects of roughly half the size of the sun in colliding galaxies hitting each other (per pass) is on the order of 1 in 46400*100000^2 =~ 1 in 500 trillion (I'd say give or take a couple orders of magnitude just because I'm not confident I've done this calculation rigorously, and gravity will affect the probabilities, I'm just trying to give some idea of the situation). Given there are only a few billion objects in galaxies, the chance of any collisions at all is very low, the exceptions being near the center of the galaxies where objects tend to be more densely packed.
This woman is the definition of 'speak the first thing that comes to your mind'. Also those guest interactions are just superb.
you know, all or most of these guest interactions weren’t staged, they just had philomena say her part while the guests struggled for words on the spot
@@ozziew1z743They told the guests to treat her like a child, that's why they were so enthusiastic to answer and didn't think of her as some kind of an idiot.
"He died just 15, the youngest anyone ever died of old age"
Absolutely brilliant.
It's like the gears spinning in her head are all made of rubber.
Hehhe
@@TheNefastor i think she simplifies er thang
I slapped my knees silly with that one. XD
I don’t get it 😭😭😭
“he was fat so he takes more room in the memory” 😭😭
Finally an explanation. #Justice4RichardV
He takes up several Megabytes of memory. Just as he likely took several mega bites of hamburgers.
So that's why ur mum is always on my mind
that's actually true. he takes more pixels on the screen therefore you have to use more memory to store the pixel data... when compressed... one picture without him will be less memory than the one with him.
The moment she cried about the nuclear weapons was so powerful, the way it contrasts with the rest of the show is incredible
That girl can act!
I love that she's the one playing stupid, but the guy in the beginning gets the explanation of building completely wrong "anything anyone has built" and she totally gets him on it "So my shoes are a building" 😂😂😂
It kind of depends on what it means to "build" something. We don't generally "build" shoes, we make them.
@@weareallbornmad410 so if I’m following your logic, a computer is a building
@@Poopholder LOL well played
@@Poopholder The first computers pretty much were, yeah. Which is probably why we "build" them today, too
Diogenes says hello xD
I love how the experts are so prepared for real questions
I heard they are told to treat Cunk as a child before the interview and nothing more. They are ready for simple questions, but are presented with questions derived from impossibly confounded logic and a sheer void of knowledge, leading to hilarity.
The face of the chef at the end of the bread sauce bit was pricelezs
"1 in 20 people have been a victim of crime, which means 19 out of 20 people are criminals" had me gasping for breath
We tend to be evil anyway.
@@fonya_thee3026
True. 😂 💀
thats so witty it hurts
3:51
How many three wise men? Who knows 🤷♂️
the way she starts sobbing as if she's just now learning that nukes exist gets me every time
We don’t deserve a person who can deliver lines like this.
Absolute gold.
"I. Love. Abba." The level of compassion in his voice 😭
made me stop crying instantly
🤣🤣 exactly
That was a good man
He even prounonces it correctly, didn't expect that
@Lance Lansdale - not just compassion, but a straight away response/answer, no hesitation there at all, and also serious about it too :)
Diane Morgan is pretty good, and her guests know what they are getting into - but it is still quite funny to watch (she was also in the "After Life" British TV series with Ricky Gervais).
Her crying over nuclear war was I C O N I C
The best one for sure
i mean it is the only reasonable reaction to finding out nuclear armageddon is still a possibility
Can we talk about something a bit more cheerful 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the sarcasm.
She just like me for real😂
I *LOVE* ABBA
1:53 I love how this devolves from a really deep, thought-provoking question, to a Vsauce question, to just nonsense
what did she even mean with the first question 'would a feminist see themselves in the mirror as better or equal' do they not just see themselves
@@youknowthedrill2164 It’s a joke.
@@ruthie8785 yeah but i dont get the joke can u explain
It's a social commentary joke some may get it some don't just like rights
@@snarkatryta yeah but what is the joke i get its a social commentary joke and i get its a joke but i have no idea what she means
"1/20 people have been a victim which means 19/20 people are criminals"
Flawless logic.
She’s like if all my impulsive thoughts were a person.
honestly lol
When she cried about nukes I spit my drink EVERYWHERE
@@MattIsntYoung I hope you spit your drink crying, or do you believe that nukes will stay only in hands of reasonable people who won't use them?
It'll get me fired one day.
You know what? I think they are a person, or an entity maybe.
Her ability to keep a straight face and summon tears and emotion at any moment is deeply concerning terrifying, and impressive.
wait till you hear about actors
well she's an actress
@@notbop9744 There aren't all that many actors that can actually do that.
@@barastyr344or psychopath
@@notbop9744it’s quite a talent still most actors use tear sticks to cry
She genuinely is one of the funniest people! I’m a middle school teacher and her videos remind me of what it is like in my classroom every day!
then we all pitty you
When I was twelve a girl in my class asked "why the suns of African countries bigger?" to which my teacher said "Well... the sun is closer to the equator, so closer to Africa" and she said "So why is the sun of South Africa and the sun of Nigeria and things closer than the sun of England and the sun of France and stuff?"
At least she knew African wasn't a country
It is not in the video, but the most iconic line i have heard from this is
"He narrowly avoided tragedy by dying"... The entire episode with the wars, is just the best..
"How many 3 wise men were there?"
"Who knows"
Honestly that's the best answer 😭😭💀💀
Unironically a fair question and a good answer. The accounts of Jesus's birth are all over the place and contradictory
I think it's deceptive editing tbh
The speed and the way she answered it were comedic gold!
She’s right. We don’t know
@@Spitsworth No, that woman agreed that 3 was just picked for nice number and in reality it's unknown.
“When a femenenist looks in a mirror do they see an equal woman or a better woman?” Absolutely genius 😂
в чём шутка?
Interesting, how seemingly absurd question are actually quite deep.
I genuinely want an answer to this.
@@user-nx1we5gu3b At least they knew their father unlike you
@@user-nx1we5gu3byou seem a bit dull and unhappy
I get the feeling that Philomena gets a reputation for her *incredible* interviewing skills, so by the end of the series the people she interviews are literally like "oh god what is she about to ask"
"Even at moments of peace, men will divide into sides and try to beat one another". Our history since like ever!
"What powers a mirror? Sorry you're not the mirrors expert." Fucking killed me.
True
Same haha
Language
@@paulsolon6229 ayyo
@@mathuraditya ?
“Santa is the worlds most popular home intruder” will live in my head forever.😂
Not all countries are Christian lol, Some saved themselves.
it would be even better if she said "Santa was also a guest in Epstein's island"
@@logicalview5456 doesn't matter, santa's still the world's most popular home intruder
@@NaesGalaxy I just realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan.
Where did Santa come from, from the bible
She keeps the most serious face while making absolutely ridiculous statements. Just love her😂
When I clicked on this I had no idea who this was. Now I'm simultaneously flabbergasted and in love.
A show like hers wouldn’t work in the USA because too many people would believe her…
True that
Some British chavs like edl and bnp would think it’s true
IKR, look at how many Americans seriously thought that Stephen Colbert was a right-winger back when he did “The Colbert Report”
It,d be "whoosh" mostly
Lmao why you gotta do them bad like this😭😭
"back in queen Victorian times women weren't allowed to vote, even though we had a female king" not even the best joke in this video but still had me gasping for air 😂
Yea lol,"England had a new king,it was the first time there was ever a woman king,same as a man really only she liked cox n sat sideways on a horse😂😂
why are you like this
@@barneyboyle6933 unsure what you mean
So women used to be more equal.
@@paulgoogol2652no
This show is a masterclass of humor. The random pump the jam in every episode was really the peice de resistance of the show.
God, I need to see that again it was the first show my mom forced me to watch that I actually liked.
"Queen Elizabeth One got her crown screwed on here, in Westminster Abbey."
These little throwaway lines in her show are the true gold
I love when the person being interviewed is either so confused or so unhinged that they respond with something weirder than what she asked (see “how many three wise men were there?” “Who knows”)
It is the correct answer, you´re the one here who doesn´t get it.
I guess what you wanted to hear is three men or one pack. But there can be more than one "three wise men", as in packs of three wise men, nobody really knows.
@@ironl4nd This is correct. What the interviewee means is that in real historical terms, in terms of the "three wise men" in the Bible, we don't know how many there would have been.
I hate to burst your bubble but its through editing. I agree its funny though
@@justinfung4351 not only that, Philomena doesn't about how many were the Three Wise Men, she asked literally how many wise men there amongst all men so nobody knows
"...which is the youngest anyone had died of old age." made me stop for a second and ponder the absolute brilliance of Philomena.
I’m sure it’s not accurate though. I’ve seen kids with progeria who were probably 8 or 9 but looked 80 or 90. Not sure they all make it to 15. And they’d literally be dying of “old age.”
Edit: The Wikipedia article is a mess. I have no clear idea how old they typically live. One part said typically mid teens to early twenties. Another said average at around 15. And another part said few exceed 13. Though apparently a few women have given birth. Too many questions about that.
@@zemoxian It's not supposed to be accurate. Edward VI, like his uncle, Prince Arthur, died of an infectious disease at the same age, which was one of the few ways young people died back then. The humor in her statement comes from an implied lack of understanding on multiple levels.
@@brianc1377it’s not that deep, it’s just comedy, but common sense isn’t so common I suppose
Those "mogs" at 4:19 brought back some memories. Haven't seen mugs like that for a while now.
Some of these actually made me laugh out loud. I don't know how she does these one-liners with such dead-pan delivery. The little mispronunciations, and hilarious misconceptions, it's lovely.
"That even at moments of peace, men will still divide into two sides and try to beat one another."
True gold.
I never thought I’d see pessimism come from such a hopeful event, but dry humor knows no bounds.
Thankfully we usually do that in the form of sport.
That part was actually the best
Pure perfection 😂😂😂
Fleabag has a good theory on men
that "anything you like" response is so damn wholesome I almost cried myself 😂
Fr omg he handled the situation so well
I like that he didn't budge on his earlier statement just because she cried.
And the "i love abba" was said with such passion 😂
I think the dude is low key crushin' on her
@@junedarius254 I dunno. He just seems like a super chill guy. He's got compassion.
Diane Morgan is a comical treasure. Her delivery and timing in everything she does is impeccable. A real treat to watch!
That man's sigh I felt in my soul
"the youngest anyone had ever died of old age"
Not so much fun fact: There is actually a disorder called progeria when people age incredibly fast and die by old age in their teens...
Burst out laughing at that 😂😂
☠️
I had to pause the video for like a good 3 minutes from laughing 🤣🤣
How did you do that emoji
“…the first person to circumcise the globe, which is probably why this sort of ship is called a clipper.” Hahahahhaha I lost it
Could you explain this to someone who is not from an English-speaking country? To me, clipper is a made up word that is the name of a type of ship and could just as well be Zxvghh or Roggxvcgx.
@@Durzy007 Clipper (ie nail clipper)- could be used to CLIP your foreskin off if you were being circumcised. It’s a play on words
This was the best one - clever!
@@Durzy007 she's mixing up circumnavigate with circumcision, which then plays into the reference to clippers (the type of ship, but also a type of tool used for cutting)
I lost it on that one too 😂
"So he takes more room in the memory". This is amazing. 😂
Just found her on Netflix today. Just brilliant! Bravo!
"Do you like Abba?" "I love Abba." ...Her tearful "Yeah?" 😂
Over the last week she has become one of the most famous people in the world and I’m LIVING for it
Yeah it seems like all the videos of her are from 5 years ago or last week lol
Seems like a bad reason to just live for
Why did she suddenly become famous?
@@maxmarks3503 algorithms
What's happened? Has America just discovered her or is it just algorithms doing their thing?
from 3:33 this is just hilarious! 😂the guy really trying to keep it together while answering "yeah..."
'The guy' is Brian Cox (haha, funny) - look him up, he's a very big name here in the UK.
0:37 This man went through 4 emotions in 1 second. Shock, inner laughter, anger on himself because he laughed and utter disappointment
The interview with the Cold War/Soviet/nuclear war guy is my favourite
Same!
But she never mentioned an European Onion
@@sernanlloren8432 it sounds very fishy, I bet the soviet one tastes like regular potato
Mine too!!!
@@manguanxu3612 nah the soviet one would taste like polish tears and distilled hunger.
I dare anyone to listen to this in a funeral via headphones.
OMG Where has this woman been all my life? She is absolutely hilarious.
"who are you? " the best opening question anyone ever asked
Bloody hell it flashes by so quickly at the start, but after reading this comment I can't stop rewinding to the first 2 seconds and canning myself! This super confrontational "who are you? 🤨" haha!
Second best is "why are you gay?"
hey have you ever heard of nardwuar
I think so.
The respondent can give his/her name or the whole CV.
“Despite being the stuff of nightmares, Santa is the worlds most popular home intruder” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while.
"Yeah, but they're blanks aren't they?" Got me good.
I really want to watch her specials, i just loved both series so much and I need more!
"How many 3 wise men were there?"
"Who knows"
💀
How she manages to keep a straight face is beyond me, just the sheer stupidity of some of the questions is hilarious
They’re actually so stupid it surpasses stupid and somehow becomes pure genius.
This woman is is absolutely fantastic, in a time that comedy is dieing because everybody takes things so personally I commend her for being so "out there" with her approach. Absolutely genius
This show is beyond the Hitchhiker's Guide level of awesomeness.
Mine is the explanation on the "missionaries" :
- "The missionaries were known for their position, which was that the big man god was on top,
and the rest of us had to lie back and take it"
🗿the words of a wise woman
🌚
Unlike Hitchhiker's Guide, she is funny
@@vasvas8914 what are you talking about? Hitchhiker's comedy gold
@@anormalperson7161It's good, but after about 2/3 of it I got bored and dropped
Brian Cox nearly cracked at the 'sucked off through a hole' line 🤣🤣
And he’s like “yeah, been there, done that”😂
This vid has me watching the series that's available on CZcams now. Thank you
I've never heard of this show or character before, but I'm immediately hooked. She's hilarious!
"Because he was fat, he took more room of memory " had me rolling
I love that woman. She never breaks character.
She's a character?!?
@@spell105 no Philomena Cunt is a real person
@@spell105 yeah her real name is diane morgan
@@spell105 LOL
"Who are you" lol. Opening line to interview someone is pure comedic gold. Lol 😂
Absolutely brilliant 😭
I don't recall the exact line of "The Little Prince" but it goes something like "When people are too confused, they will not question what you do" and I think that's totally what Philomena embraced❤️
This is the essence of the reasoning of that commenter who said this wouldn't work in America.
As an American I can see loads of people in the US reacting to this not with confusion but with the certainty that Cunk is "an idiot", and responding accordingly, rather than the cautious and polite English (haven't seen any non-English interviews yet but haven't watched much) confused sceptisism.
It's amazing how seriously people will take you if say something with professional conviction, no matter how ridiculous it is.
Deceiving by dumbfounderment
@@jjmarquete the bigger the lie the more people will beleive in it
Nathan for You also operates off of this idea. He presents these outrageous ideas in such a straightforward fashion that people just go along with it.
I don't think people appreciate how much of a badass alpha male you have to be to say with so much confidence and passion..."I love ABBA!"
cringe straight male
lol, a chad for sure
True fact: during the Gulf War, Colin Powell nearly continuously played ABBA to keep him focused.
They were his favorite band; in some cases he actually sang their songs to people. I'm serious, this can be Googled at will.
@@IAm18PercentCarbonABBA as the soundtrack to the gulf war gives dystopian vibes lol, i've also heard stories of beach boys cd's being in every truck for some reason
This kind of witty, dry humor is what i live for. The irony of high-power chridtnmas lights distracting from the entropy of natural resources had me HOWLING.
I lauded these interviewees. I don't know how they can hold their laughs!!!
How Diane Morgan is not the most popular comedienne on the planet is beyond me. She’s Philomenal.
Very good pun, Sir
@@fionawilliams5477 why thank you, ma’am.
Philomena philomenei
It's because the planet has been circumcised by Drake and something went wrong during the clippering. The planet is a eunuch now, so women like her aren't particularly popular with it.
Well done lol 👍👍
4:37 - "This is the national National Theater. It's designed to look so horrible, that people are glad to be inside watching _boring_ plays."
She's right 😂
genuinely impressive how amazing she is at doing this.
1:40 is actually how we all should react to this fact everyday ...
Credit to satirists. They have a tough job these days: it keeps getting much harder for them to successfully distinguish themselves from the dim-witted, the liars, and the ignorant.
Amen.
Yep
Painfully Sad and true in a world where South Park is heralded as a holy grail of satire and political commentary 😂
@@unknown6390 South Park usually has something to say, don’t knock it because something else is good too
Totally true, well said. There's Poe's law which I find encapsulates it perfectly: Originally relating to religious fundamentalism: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake for the genuine article." Nowadays, exchange "Creationist" for your fringe group of choice.
"Santa is the most popular home intruder..." Lmao
She is so brilliant and hilarious it is mind-boggling...pure gold!
All of them made me piss myself laughing but my favourite had to be (not in this video unfortunately) "the egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die". Gets me wheezing every time!
im not sure how to explain to anybody that when something traumatic happens to me, any video of this woman is enough to return me to a functional state
Surely it wasnt that traumatic then
She's literally bringing me out of a panic attack as I type this
Cunk is really that powerful
Here I'll help, here's a thumbs down
Yeah, this is what I watch to cheer myself up when it's like 3 am and I just spent 30 min researching ways to kill myself, and another 30 min crying. Usually works though.
I like how she takes the revelation that nukes still exist better than the idea that the entire Andromeda galaxy is going to hit us (bear in mind she reacts to the Andromeda news before Brian Cox has a chance to tell her how ridiculously long it's going to take for the galaxy to hit us).
I think because we have time to move out of the way of this galaxy
and neither one is real
@@barneyboyle6933 ?
YEAH---this is the fraud who believes in the moon landing@@barneyboyle6933
oh my goodness she is AMAZING. why have i not seen her?
Is unforgivable that "King Arthur came a lot" is not here!!!
“Even in times of peace men will still divide into two groups and try to beat each other.” She’s so real for that.
5:10 is quite possibly the most abstractly concrete question I’ve ever heard.
“Can yew imagine wHUT it would feel Lyke gettn sawked oawf thrEW a hOOle?
*Scientist
Yeah….
3:35
😭😂🤣
I wish she had a weekly show. That would be amazing!!
"Edward died age 15, the youngest anyone had ever died of old age." HAD ME SCREAMING
She’s like a British Eric Andre, with a more dry absurdist sarcasm as opposed to Eric’s insane over the top chaos
My thoughts exactly
I feel like if they met the world would cease to exist
Plus, she's funny
funnier too
And she’s actually funny
She seems so honest and innocent, i love it
This is absolute gold
The "who are u, aren't they, doesn't it, couldn't they, kay" kills me every time 🤣.
That was really cool of the gentleman to affirm his love for ABBA after giving such devastating news about nuclear warheads. Respect!
I love that all the experts are such good sports.
I loved the bit where she was talking about how Aristotle said “dance look nobody is watching” and she goes on to say it helps her a lot as she is sometimes self conscious about sounding stupid in interviews 😂
"Can you imagine how it feels like to be sucked off through a hole?"
Brian sighed in defeat, "Yeah..."
I know that feeling Brian. The only way to feel it now is to imagine it.... 😆
her reaction to the nuclear weapons is still about the most genuine and perfect response one could possibly have though
This show is my whole sense of humor and I’m not even british
These cuts are perfect
the bread sauce moment that guy did not know how to respond without laughing he knew she was right hahaha