I'm 42 years of age but your name made me laugh like I'd just seen Nigel farrage receiving CPR from a Muslim refugee but couldn't get his lungs to start up again. Do I need to grow up?
@@stoneagepig3768 Very kind of you to say so. Thank you. However I find your contempt for my family name unacceptable. You, Sir, are a scoundrel. As I am also scoundrelous from time to time, I forgive you. But you owe me a drink, you cad.
“…….and Diane Morgan” - she said two bloody lines!
Love how Diane piles in on Frank trying to be positive. 😂
Frankie is spot on about the love part. My heart feels like it has a swarm of wasps around it
We don't want to die alone, that's why i plan on taking a lot of people with me😅😅😅😅
He's not wrong. Pretty much every morning when I wake up the first thing I think to myself is "what am I getting out of bed for?"
Well you'll probably need a poo at some point, so there's that....
@@nostromoau
Yeah, pooing the bed
isn't as much fun as it sounds.
This is what I've been looking for.
I cut my nails the same way for the same reasons . . . i am not alone.
I'm cutting my nails right now watching this clip. I paused my task, in a strange wonder, then said ah its a coincidence and carried on
I've been biting my nails
for so long that I've become really good at at.
People think I get manicures.
I'm right handed and I took up the guitar so I'd only have to cut the nails on my left hand. True story.
Deferred gratification. So do the washing up and reward yourself with strawberries and cream.
This is the way
Or just throw the washing-up in the bin and reward yourself with a takeaway.
Frankie 😆😆😆😆
I usually tear my nails off
Vulgar, depressing and psychopathic...... but enough about me, Frankie is a genius.
I'm 42 years of age but your name made me laugh like I'd just seen Nigel farrage receiving CPR from a Muslim refugee but couldn't get his lungs to start up again.
Do I need to grow up?
@@stoneagepig3768 Very kind of you to say so. Thank you. However I find your contempt for my family name unacceptable. You, Sir, are a scoundrel. As I am also scoundrelous from time to time, I forgive you. But you owe me a drink, you cad.
@@stoneagepig3768
The thought of
Nigel Farage being raped by Mr T
always makes me laugh.
He's young to feel that way.
I was younger ...
@@daviddowsett1658 Is this a depression contest?
Can I call you Diane? 😍👍
My nails seem to grow really quickly. My hair too.
wait till you start growing hair on your nails.
Rosencrantz: The toenails, on the other hand, never grow at all.
Guildenstern: The toenails on the other hand never grow at all?
It's all that science you keep doing, Brian. Your mother told you it'd make you go peculiar.
Frankie Boyle's life is greatly over rated!
Is this how far left-wing people view the world? :( It explains a lot..