Arthur Simeon - There Shouldn't Be A Black James Bond
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- #ArthurSimeon on how scared he gets when he's around the police, trying to do the right thing while riding the subway, and why he's not on board with a Black James Bond.
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If you close your eyes he sounds like an African Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Make him say "GET TO THE CHOPA .. NOW.."
Stole my own words
Well parts of East Africa were owned by the Germans so there might be a historical reason for that.
My co worker just asked me if that was Arnold too.
😂
“He woke up, and he stayed awake” 😂😂
My favorite part! 😂🤣
For all y’all saying he stole Trevor Noah’s joke, this was filmed in 2014
really? was wondering the same
Geoffrey Ngugi trevor has this history of using other comedian’s material, say the russian accent made by russel peters
@@sagosugo7 Is he even allowed to do that? Sounds so unscrupulous
So, in other words, Trevor Noah stole the joke. Or at least one of the hacks on his writing team.
@@MrVvulf Perhaps they did it in the hope that the guy will never be heard outside the studios
This dude is fantastic, not enough African comics who get through over here in the west. Bravo my dude, great set 🤙
GODFREY
Riaad Moosa is good, but you might need to be South African to get all of his jokes
Just like Europe and Asia stand up comedy is still new to those countries in Africa. The most funny standup is probably some chinese guy thats working in iPhone factory.
@@206beastman thats one african
@@johnathanadams3763 what about michael blackson mudda suka
"You can't put all of us into the same boat... again." XD
Edit: Christopher Tap-dancing Farley, what have I started..
It was other Africans that put them on those boats to begin with
Jeez man, you really gotta take it there? It was a funny joke he made o.O
@@rufusconnolly8489 there is something called truth and facts, professional victims must be made aware of
🙄
@@bakedcreations8985 bro it was a joke..
The accent makes him even funnier
Just like Kevin bridges lol
Just Some Guy without a Mustache
Yep 😀
11/27/19
Sit down you commie fuck
Even when I’m not watching anime videos I see you.
Is there any video u aren't commenting?
The voice of an African sith lord
Dark Vader?
@@beastvader Darth Bongo
He knows da way of da Sith
@@Heldarion Han Zulu
@@beastvader 🤣😂🤣😂
"What is this Magic" is my new catch phrase
You should say "what sorcery is this?"
I personally like "What black magic fuckery is this?
Josh I 😂😂😂
Ok I can't be the only one who wants to hear this guy shout "Come with me, if you want to live"
He does sound more Arnoldian than the great Arnold does so himself
5:00 - That -- happened in Black Panther! They dressed up all nice and walked into a Chinese party filled with exclusively Chinese people and expected to BLEND IN.
@Theodore Eiher way, they weren't Africans
doncha know Only white people see colour.
@@stryyker9 lmao
I live in Asia. If a black guy was walking around he would get attention.
There are alot of White guys in Asia
@@finding_aether when I was in Japan for 3 months I only saw 4 white dudes (not counting me) and 1 black guy. There aren't many white people in Asia at all, even less with black people. Which is why a lot of asian women are attracted to foreign men, cause they're rare in Asia
Never heard of him before this video, but I'll be looking for him now. HILARIOUS
“Too soon?”
Oh my god 😭😂
Too soon? Well , too late now. It’s been said.
Civil Warlord while you are correct, U.S. slave owners stripped them of their culture. There are Americans alive today that do not know what traditions they lost, or even the specifics of where their lineage is from. While we may not be the only country responsible for these atrocities, we did participate along with the rest of the world. Recent generations should feel no guilt for crimes we didn’t commit. But we should have some empathy for what they have lost, and can’t get back.
Civil Warlord yes, that is absolutely true that we are all in a better place now. But I think our problem with identity politics is that people sympathize, not empathize. To empathize is to understand the other’s feelings, to sympathize is to feel the other’s feelings. And that which we feel about, we act about. Hence social justice warriors fighting for another “identity’s current oppression” which doesn’t exist outside of leftist policy.
Dauda András are you saying that you have a commercial time machine? Are you trying to solicit me for time travel?
@Larry well if you want to know the african who were selling slaves just look at the arab(Africans).
"You need probability... and criminology..." LOL
“Oh, it’s the giant black guy disguised with dreadlocks.” 🤣🤣🤣
I was screaming during 90% of this video. Like yo he is too funny
I will pray for this man. He made me laugh hard on a sad day!
That first joke though......😂😂
Would you like my birth certificate?
Yes.
Don't you believe that I was born?
"For the sake of diversity, we're making a movie about Hitler but as a black woman." ~ Hollywood in 2025
That would be racist though... They would cry
Feminists as the SS.
@@MolloyPolloy Sure why not?
No no no. Black people can never be the villains in movies. Make all the men who stormed the beaches of Normandy black single mothers.
Yeah they should do that to annoy you
He's lying, his mother wouldn't use email to send the birth certificate.
She would use WhatsApp. 😝
hahahahha this is so true... underrated comment
Dude we know how to use and send e-mails
@@harniejr.6279 it seems In every funny comment, there's always that one person who just can't take a joke.
@@harniejr.6279 no, no we don't 🤣🤣
"I use the subway to get around because I'm successful"
Me: _laughs_
"That's not the joke"
Me: _laughs again_
"ohhh what, too soon?" lolll good one
I'm an African guy and yet I never get pulled over in the US 😂
Maybe because I am white, but who knows 😄
I went to school with a girl from south africa who was 'white' and I wondered if she should qualify for the same scholarships as me 😆
@@knowun African American
Not gonna lie, you had me in the first place
@@NutzernameKP first half*
Are u albino
"And that was my reflection."
Lost my shit right there!
It would be "Darnell ... Darnell Bond"
Every time I read a title like that I get annoyed, because I'm getting sick of these "white people are like this but black people are like that" jokes
But his jokes were great!
Myself I don't find it the least bit offensive, problem is simply that it's been done to utter death. Surely someone's done a set on how blacks and whites butter their toast differently. I don't doubt that funny twists on the black vs white theme are still to be found, but the format is about as dull as knock knock jokes.
@@hd-xc2lz yeah, I don't find it offensive either, it bothers me because it's dull and formulaic
It just reflects how society treats us so differently
I thought he was a racist biggot
nw8000 he didn’t title the video, its just his set
This guy could mimic Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice easily, and with Austrian accent! 😄
That subway bit was hilarious. He used a man's prejudices as a tool to help him get home safely.
He also said after that that if a big black dude came and sat next to him on an empty train, hed be shittin his pants too
The moral of the story is if any big dude comes and sits next to you on an empty train at night, you'll probably be scared 😛
Anyone sitting next to you on an empty train is scary, the black bit was so he could do the reflection punchline.
Wouldn’t really say it’s the man’s own prejudices. Even if a robot were to predict if someone is sitting next to them at 1am on a subway by themselves, it would know it was more likely to be robbed by certain races. Sometimes statistics justify a certain reaction. Can’t really say a dude is instantly racist just by him being on edge of being next to a random dude on a subway at 1am
You cant put us all in the same boat....again
What too soon?
Lmao
Well, to be fair, we have a lot of black guys in Asian, Thailand (Bangkok), usually located in a few locations. There is 3 areas usually linked to them, they are footballers, they are jewelry/valuable stone traders...or they sell cocaine to tourists. Yes, stereotype, based on the last 20 years, and hundreds upon hundreds of arrests.
Many of them are conman at Malaysia & making supernote (blackmoney). Cheat on ppl love scams. Maybe some are good one, but not many.
I think most of them are students though?
We can see a lot of white men in Thailand though.
This guy had me laughing hard
Canada: “It’s the last train, it’s about to shut down so there are very few people”
Rest of the world: “LAST TRAIN!!” - hoards of drunken people appear from all corners and start pushing themselves into an overpacked train, puking and cursing while they do so
That accent is so commanding if a Ugandan just popped up outta nowhere and starting shouting at me to complete task I would do it
You Gay fuck
@@nw8000 u weirdo fuck
You should definitely check out Salvado from Uganda, the most authoritative comedian 😂😂
nw8000 how is that gay you troglodyte
This magic is called freedom
Girl in the grey dress front row though.... ooo baby!
Cmon man it’s no nut
I noticed her too...
She be lookin' fine.
Came here looking for this comment. No joke
“Man down.” I lol’d.
3:55 damn!
Tasty
Lmao... I was waiting to see if any one was going to make this comment.. Wifey right there😍
Travis Samz I’d do anything to that woman!
@@milton8586 Lol.. Hey..i called dibs first
Travis Samz that’s cool as long as I get a turn. ;)
The boat joke lawl
Brilliant. Needs a full hour.
6 and a half minutes of pure gold! 😂 😂 😂 He is brilliant 👏👏👏
3:54 DAMN
From his opening joke, he had me crying laughing 😭 the whole way through 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cast this guy as a character in James Bond
I like this one 😂😂😂
Yep there shouldn’t a black James bond
This guy is HILARIOUS!
He had me at, "again!"
Always figured Black Bond would go unnoticed in certain places as he can blend in as a member of staff.
"and that was my reflection" oh god that shit had a timed release, fucking got me good.
If there were going to be a black James bond it'd be Denzel Washington
Freddygotfingered
I still hold out hope for Idris Elba 💕
Chadwick Bozeman? Michael B. Jordan?
@Flash Fordon all I'm saying is Denzel would make a great spy based on his passed roles
@Flash Fordon why does it matter?
The actor who plays James Bond has to be British
How is it possible that I've never heard of this guy!
I love his accent very much
30 sec into the video i think i punctured my lung gee dude this dude is something else lol
Lol black james bond would end up being a massive parody comedy
I love this dude 😂
yeah this dude legit sounded like anrold during a few lines
HIS REFLECTION!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
The names bond Jamal bond😆
You crack your own self up
Ha ha it's funny because it's a black name... 🙄
same boat....too soon hahahahaha thats so basic but ive never heard someone say it under that context. very charming
Imagine sitting on a an empty train in the middle of the night in Uganda.
@Rowan Melton If you travel on a train (empty or not) in the middle of the night here in South Africa, you WILL be robbed. Or even killed. I am pretty sure this is standard practice in the rest of Africa as well.
Deon Van der Westhuizen South Africa is one of most violent countries in Africa. Uganda is much better.
@@Runciedany I believe you. But we used to be far better than Uganda, now we are far worse. Can you explain why?
Deon Van der Westhuizen I dont know. I don’t live in SouthAfrica. You tell me.
@@Runciedany Ok, we are officially ranked as the third most corrupt country in the world. One of the highest HIV figures in the world. Or population burns down municipality buildings, clinics and schools in protest against the elected government, then go and vote for that same government again. And again.
LOL. I think sitting down next to the one sleeping guy on the train in an empty car is weirder than waking him up normally and telling him the truth. People appreciate that. Maybe not everyone but most people would
That woman's fine in grey dress 3:54
2:22
me singing into a fan
Live and Let Die is the only Bond movie to show that a white Bond can't blend in everywhere!
He is my mentor....love u author
Anyone looking for a comment on the bombshell in the audience?
LMFAO YES!!!! Referring to the brunette in the dress? She's fuckin gorgeous
Black James bond with dreadlocks in North Korea he got me there! 🤣🤣🤣
I agree, keep these characters like how the original writers made them. It's laziness from hollyweird to be honest, just make new characters completely or make a spinoff and have the new black mi6 agent as 008 or something.
My sister sent me a clip of him and I was like what. He is damn good I don't think I have ever found any funny African comic. This one I love him.👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
The black Terminator
I'll be black...
Exactly! Like rap music for instance.
There are differences among black people and it is very refreshing to hear African black comedians' points of view and jokes and all that. very cool
I live in Toronto and I use the subway to get around because I'm successful anddddd...that's not the joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds kinda like James Earl Jones! Does he Darth Vader impersonations?
What kind of spy do you think James Bond was? He went around telling everyone that he was a spy as soon as he walked into the room.
*He woke up.*
*And he stayed awake*
He uses satire and self-depreciating humour perfectly! A white comic couldn’t say the same jokes
I love this guy lmao
Man down jajaja
Crying with laughter here! Sir, I'm from London, sit next to me at 1am on the Underground/Tube and I'll talk your ears off!
Yep, the accent sounds Ugandan [A P P R O V E D]
I think that African accent is cool. It commands your attention. This guy is hilarious!
Even clint eastwood said james bound need to be played by a british guy
Even Clint Eastwood the paragon of modern multicultural thinking?
Are you saying a Brit can't be black? Because about 13% of Brits are either black or brown...
@@jamesmason8436 if a white american guy told you he can't be played by anything non british
Then how will motombo with a britsh accent make the cut? And trust me his cover stories will be either a servent or an african warlord, and jokes about his penis will have to be used.
Terry crew was asked by fans to voice doomfist but the devs rejected citing the reason that doomfist persona was more serious.
Ever since the blackwash started, i am skeptics of holywood choices
He is great....salute to Africa
People: lets make James Bond black
African Comidians:.... Yeah, we see a handful of problems with that...
I missed the backseat joke the first time, so funny!
did anyone read the title and think of Trevor Noah?
Yeahh totally
He stole the joke
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 he actually did it first
@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 He did this joke more than 5 years ago. it is less likely for him to steal a joke by a famous comedian than vice versa. think about it
He woke up... And he stayed awake! :D
More of this fella
0:10 "plblblblblb go to school..." FUCKING WHAT?
Really funny but the main joke about James Bond is kind of a Trevor Noah joke.
Jacob Curran but technically this guy did it first... 2014...
@@lupinisthinking I've heard Trevor is _that guy_.
Randall Mitchell the Amy Schumer guy?
@@lupinisthinking Yup. Heard it on Joe Rogan so must be true. (story did sound legit).
Came here to find out who did it first. I hope they just both independently came up with the same idea. If not, shame on Trevor Noah 😔
I love this. Uganda is represented.
It's tough for minorities to play the role:
An Asian James Bond can't do a car chase scene
A latino James Bond no entiende verga no habla ingles
Russian Bond couldn't make it through the bar scene without starting a bar fight
More like:
Russian Bond couldn't make it through the bar.
This man is hilarious. That train joke is good
Actually the whole set
Woman in the front is gorgeous.
Did you perform a freeze at the video for a few seconds?😁
@@afisemenaborevlaka48 Oh you smart! 😁😁
Say it again! I had to do a double take!
5:09 for those of you wondering
He performed more than a freeze at the video...
3:55 daaaaammmmmnnnnnnnn
Brothas in the back seat this time XD
Oh, Simeon . hhahhahhahahahhah
Expert mode: Do a whole set with no jokes about race
Black comedians: *Pikachu meme face*
Check out Michael Che's set where he talks about his time in Egypt
nathan nathan I’d rather spend my time watching a funny comedian.
"Too soon?" 😂
Ah 3:53 😍
Ohhh I see now you're thirsty. Gotcha. Pro tip. Porn hub is better than a stand-up on CZcams with mostly a black guy..
@@palmeristo I'm just showing my appreciation for the lady and how beautiful she is, so go fu ck ur self 👋🏻
Hilarious!!! Pissed my pants laughing, wow!!!👍