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  • In almost every facet of war, the Covenant enjoyed a qualitative advantage over United Nations Space Command. But despite their hegemony, they never had an answer to the M808 Scorpion Tank.
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  • @TemplinInstitute
    @TemplinInstitute  Pƙed 2 lety +108

    The Templin Institute will be diving into the Halo Infinite Campaign tonight at 6pm MST over at www.twitch.tv/templininstitute. See you there!

    • @Kaiser_von_Europa
      @Kaiser_von_Europa Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Do code Geass anime about the holy britannian empire, pls

    • @TemplinInstitute
      @TemplinInstitute  Pƙed 2 lety +13

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    • @zetoboogaloo8802
      @zetoboogaloo8802 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Have you guys thought about going into the lore of your stellaris invicta tank? if you have the lore for it that is.

    • @stuartemmanuel3735
      @stuartemmanuel3735 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      You should follow up with the Grizzly tank in Halo. Wars 2 which is obviously superior to the Scorpion in every way, Halo wars is part of Halo in the first place.

    • @johnwillsea6600
      @johnwillsea6600 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I knew it wasn't a coincidence that this was dropped the same day as the infinite campaign! Thanks for the video and have a wonderful day.

  • @murielcunningham8703
    @murielcunningham8703 Pƙed 2 lety +1778

    "When I joined the corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks! We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon! And we had to share the rock! Buck up boy! You're one very lucky marine!"

    • @SulliMike23
      @SulliMike23 Pƙed 2 lety +123

      “What about that Scarab?”

    • @murielcunningham8703
      @murielcunningham8703 Pƙed 2 lety +172

      @@SulliMike23 "We've all run the simulations. They're tough but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Master Chief. He'll know what to do."

    • @KarlB591
      @KarlB591 Pƙed 2 lety +171

      "Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is sixty-six tons of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Pƙed 2 lety +27

      You know, with how bad Scorpion is, I'm inclined to take his words literary as it being the first AFV UNSC has designed and that they had no motorized vehicles 3 decades prior... in fact it would make TOO MUCH sense if Halo is actually a post apocalyptic setting and the time(and all technology) between 2030 and 2490 was just lost to dozens of nuclear wars.

    • @aaroncabello8221
      @aaroncabello8221 Pƙed 2 lety +46

      You gave up your chance to be scared when you joined my beloved Corp, but to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device! Our big green style CANNOT be defeated!

  • @marimcgee8379
    @marimcgee8379 Pƙed 2 lety +616

    Tank beats Ghosts!
    Tank beats Hunter!
    Tank beats everything!
    Hey I can do this all day!

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK Pƙed 2 lety +434

    In the words of Sgt. Johnson, "66 tons of HE-spewin' divine intervention!"

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 Pƙed 2 lety +682

    "The distinctive stern mounted rising turret from which the Scorpion's name derived..."
    It was this moment where, despite having played every main Halo game, I found out why the M808 is called the "Scorpion".

    • @Tank50us
      @Tank50us Pƙed 2 lety +76

      And it's got one hell of a sting

    • @ISAFSoldier
      @ISAFSoldier Pƙed 2 lety +32

      @@Tank50us 90mm of high velocity tungsten

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 Pƙed 2 lety +31

      Yeah, took me a while to figure out how it looked like a scorpion, it's the whole Puma situation all over again.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Pƙed 2 lety +16

      @@seekingabsolution1907 Puma? Do you mean the Warthog?

    • @SkitariusNoKD
      @SkitariusNoKD Pƙed 2 lety +2

      after over 10 years of playing halo I never realise that.

  • @tigerstorm6622
    @tigerstorm6622 Pƙed 2 lety +737

    Additionally, the tank comes with an AI feature that may or may not have a tendency to kill teammates and learn to love robots. This AI has since been discontinued after well
 the afteromore mentioned team killing incident.

    • @WolfeSaber9933
      @WolfeSaber9933 Pƙed 2 lety +23

      Maybe it would be best to not name the AI in a tank.

    • @gabrielnedland7406
      @gabrielnedland7406 Pƙed 2 lety +48

      @@WolfeSaber9933 that was not the AI's fault it was a member of the team the tank belonged to order it to disable the friendly fire protocols that ended up causing his own death.

    • @weirdofromhalo
      @weirdofromhalo Pƙed 2 lety +40

      Sheila!

    • @TheRealDarthias
      @TheRealDarthias Pƙed 2 lety +42

      It should be noted that while there are only 4 cardinal directions, the Scorpion Tank is equipped with six foot-pedals.

    • @WolfeSaber9933
      @WolfeSaber9933 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      @@TheRealDarthias And the Elephant has four paddles for six directions.

  • @lukesweeney4467
    @lukesweeney4467 Pƙed 2 lety +208

    Let's be real. Templin WOULD do a feature on the Scorpion Tank. It's a tank after all..

  • @EmonWBKstudios
    @EmonWBKstudios Pƙed 2 lety +125

    2108 - tank beats everything!
    2561 - tank STILL beats everything!

  • @keirangray902
    @keirangray902 Pƙed 2 lety +37

    "Thank you for activating the M808 main battle tank. You may call me Sheila. Would you like me to run the tutorial?"

  • @TheLoraxshadenough
    @TheLoraxshadenough Pƙed 2 lety +58

    Plot twist the machine gun is a browning M2 with some futuristic bullshit. The scorpion would be the longest running tank design with the longest running heavy machine gun in Halo.

    • @Renewablefrog1224
      @Renewablefrog1224 Pƙed 2 lety +25

      Unto the future of every sci-fi, John Browning's genius has only aged like fine wine

    • @quinn8599
      @quinn8599 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      I'd accept this

    • @Robert-cl2ft
      @Robert-cl2ft Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +2

      And the magnum is just an advanced 1911 pistol

  • @TheTeddyIsALiar
    @TheTeddyIsALiar Pƙed 2 lety +375

    Scorpion doesn't fit well into the modern MBT role, but if viewed as an infantry tank, its design is exceptional. It's just fast enough to lead ground advances with the infantry, well armed enough to create breakthroughs, and its operational mobility is enough that it can be wherever it needs to be.

    • @yoloman3607
      @yoloman3607 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      It also has no protection from grav hammer and plasma grenade attacks, a real problem against brute hordes.

    • @palladin1337
      @palladin1337 Pƙed 2 lety +55

      I mean, if we're talking about tanks engaging from prepared positions (dug-out holes or other forms of fixed cover), then it still has an advantage over other tank designs. The fact that its gun is so far above the main body means that it can fight from a position where the only part of it that's visible is the gun itself.
      I recommend Installation 00's video on the Scorpion, because he crunched the numbers on this tank and concluded that, among other things, its gun is actually really, really powerful.

    • @downrangecash2418
      @downrangecash2418 Pƙed 2 lety +56

      The issue the scorpion has is with design. It has a massive profile, is vastly underpowered for its size, has those 4 treads, and has way too many shot traps. It's too damn big- and heavy- to conceivably fit into an anti-infantry role. And as a MBT it has way too many issues to not get slaughtered when pitted against far more sensible designs like a modern Abrams.
      I love the Scorpion. It's cool. But it isn't a good tank.

    • @steadyjumper3547
      @steadyjumper3547 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      It’s just a shame it’s so damn wide

    • @jedispartancoolman
      @jedispartancoolman Pƙed 2 lety +16

      @@palladin1337 spookston would like a word with you

  • @SimpleNobody2420
    @SimpleNobody2420 Pƙed 2 lety +40

    "You may call me Sheila." Sheila the Tank from red vs blue.

    • @kilotun8316
      @kilotun8316 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      "Firing main cannon."

    • @shoootme
      @shoootme Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Hallo Sheila, nice tank lady.

  • @quicke5486
    @quicke5486 Pƙed 2 lety +23

    Canister rounds? Rest in peace grunt squads, must've fucking looked like pink mist when they used that round.

  • @corvididaecorax2991
    @corvididaecorax2991 Pƙed 2 lety +389

    The VTOL combat air drop capability is one that is often overlooked when comparing the scorpion to other military vehicles. It is a vital thing for a space based force to have, and allows for strikes behind enemy lines to have armor support. That more than makes up for its comparatively light armor and weaponry.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Pƙed 2 lety +30

      1)Mi-12 can carry T-64. Scorpion is still 20 tons over many MBTs with superior characteristics.
      2)you're literary using brilliance of Pelican as an excuse to praise Scorpion. Why not praise Scorpion for MAC guns and Spartan program then?:))

    • @tonberryking42
      @tonberryking42 Pƙed 2 lety +37

      @@TheArklyte MACs are heavy. Hilariously heavy, such that they don't fucking move without starship levels of thrust - which is why they're on star ships and orbital platforms.
      Also, tanks are cheaper and faster to make than even the very *ablatively* designed Spartan III program. In the time it takes to run a batch of Spartan IIIs from acquisition of *teenagers* to the final suicide teams, you're looking at at least 2 to 4 years.
      For the same price, you can have more of these tanks than you have places on star ships to put them in after only 6 months. And also, they're more likely to survive their first mission.
      And also keep in mind, part of what made the Spartan III program cheap is they brought in orphans and then sent them on missions that, while they succeeded almost categorically died while pulling off - which means ONI didn't have to explain why they were paying wages/pensions to more than the TINY handful that did survive (I'm talking like, 2 or 3 individuals surviving 3 production runs of several hundred each). And their armour and super soldier procedure was still really pricy.
      And in terms of cost, a single Spartan II might cost the same in dollars as this tank, but that's only looking at the individual, their treatment, and their equipment. It does not factor in the man hours or training, and the *10 to 13 years* it takes to get from *literal fucking abduction at 7 to 9 years old* to super soldier.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Pƙed 2 lety +15

      @@tonberryking42 wow, the level of uselessness of that comment. Can't stick to a topic, dear?
      Have I suggested putting MAC on a tank? No? Then what's the point of offtopic lore dump, preacher? You literary cited halopedia without providing ANY argument or adding anything to the discussion of Scorpion tank. Goodness gracious... you know, Halo does have a reddit. There you may find people who'd quote unrelated halopedia articles back at you and you'd both find happiness.

    • @phelanwolf6747
      @phelanwolf6747 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      @@tonberryking42 lol
      the Scorpions main flaw is clearly the high profile compared to real tanks.
      And when it comes to Spartans vs Scorpions, was the main character of Halo a Spartan or a Scorpion tank crew?
      Also in the war with the covenant what brought an end to the war? Spartans or Scorpions?
      It is also true for real life conflicts, special troops that can penetrate into the heart of the enemy leadership and take them out is the important force that can put an end to wars. This is especially true when fighting against heavily centralised forms of governments such as monarchies, dictatorships, ...

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@phelanwolf6747 thanks for helping him turn this thread into another Spartan fapfest. Now he'll reply back with another article...

  • @DylanoRevs
    @DylanoRevs Pƙed 2 lety +142

    If the Halo tank had quotes:
    "Scorpion, ready to sting!"
    "Main tank of the UNSC."
    "No one stands in our way."

    • @UGNAvalon
      @UGNAvalon Pƙed 2 lety +24

      *Scorpion selected:* “Tank beats everything!”
      *Attack order given:* “Tank beats everything!”
      *Enemy defeated:* “Tank beats everything!”
      *Scorpion destroyed:* “Tank beats- *_BOOM_* “

    • @khaosproductio
      @khaosproductio Pƙed 2 lety +19

      ah a fellow C&C generals player

    • @SuperGman117
      @SuperGman117 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      Damn if only there was a Halo RTS that features the Scorpion- oh wait, there are two of those

    • @AzureScintillae
      @AzureScintillae Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Firing Main Cannon

    • @cr90captain89
      @cr90captain89 Pƙed 2 lety

      you forgot this one: " scorpion, ready to unleash 90mm of hell"

  • @tacticalmarsupial6201
    @tacticalmarsupial6201 Pƙed 2 lety +58

    “Tank beats ghost. Tank beats hunter. Tank beats everything. Oh man I could do this all day”

  • @Jayjay-qe6um
    @Jayjay-qe6um Pƙed 2 lety +36

    Underneath the turret of the Scorpion, there is a Jack-O-Lantern drawn in blood. This can be found by destroying the turret, then standing on the upside-down turret.

  • @ForgottenHonor0
    @ForgottenHonor0 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    Ah, yes! Ours and Sergeant Johnson's favorite "motivational device!"

  • @JunkPhuJP
    @JunkPhuJP Pƙed 2 lety +155

    “Why are there 6 pedals if there are only four directions?”
    “Caboose! Get in that tank and give us cover fire!”
    “Okay!”
    “And DON’T shoot me this time!”
    “Okay!” *kabam!*
    “Son of a b****!!!”

    • @PolymurExcel
      @PolymurExcel Pƙed 2 lety +21

      "What was the first part again?"

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 Pƙed 2 lety +20

      "You killed Church you team killing fucktard"

    • @Taneth
      @Taneth Pƙed rokem +1

      "Firing main cannon"

  • @SuperThest
    @SuperThest Pƙed 2 lety +142

    You have to hand it to the Scorpion.: It's one of the best looking and worst designed tanks in sci-fi.

    • @ThatGuy-a48
      @ThatGuy-a48 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      The walkers from star wars is also up there

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@ThatGuy-a48 In term of walkers, the AT-TE is the best design. Even better than AT-AT.

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf Pƙed 2 lety +5

      Sad, but fair.

    • @jjhester6586
      @jjhester6586 Pƙed 2 lety +20

      @@AlexSDU Pretty much anything is better than the AT AT. That thing was purely for intimidation only, no practical application in an actual war.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU Pƙed 2 lety +15

      ​@@jjhester6586 I felt more intimidated and awe by AT-TE design. Especially with that big gun on it's back. The only thing that I'm gonna gripe about it is that it's a open seat for the gunner.

  • @UbinTimor
    @UbinTimor Pƙed 2 lety +11

    Bungie did so many shorts that revolved around the infantry of the Halo universe but never showed love to tank combat. It would have been very cool if we got the perspective of a Scorpion tank crew in the same style as Fury in a short vid for the game.

  • @g.williams2047
    @g.williams2047 Pƙed 2 lety +174

    As a person who is an avid tank fan, the technical aspects of the design hurt my soul. However, it looks amazing so I can give it a pass.

    • @jedispartancoolman
      @jedispartancoolman Pƙed 2 lety +17

      Spookston agrees

    • @tagg218
      @tagg218 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Spookston is also a narrowminded hack that thinks the wraith would benefit somehow from treads instead of it's hover drives, as if the fact it would be hard for us to manufacture and operate matters to a galactic empire that's been developing and using this kind of tech for centuries if not millennia.

    • @zekramnordran9526
      @zekramnordran9526 Pƙed 2 lety +33

      @@tagg218 the virgin realism nitpicker vs The Chad Rule of Cool Enjoyer

    • @Ally5141
      @Ally5141 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@federationprime There is a reason why modern MBTs are designed the way they are. Scorpion is overally a garbage design with only a couple redeeming qualities.

    • @DefaultProphet
      @DefaultProphet Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@federationprime if it looks substantially different than an evolution of a modern MBT it better have a damn good reason.

  • @ISAF_Ace
    @ISAF_Ace Pƙed 2 lety +32

    don't forget the unique ability of some variants to travel up vertical cliffs

  • @CMTechnica
    @CMTechnica Pƙed 2 lety +21

    The chasis also saw use as a platform mounting other weaponry. Surface to Air missile pods saw the tank get the designation of the Tarantula, but the lack of point defense between missile barrages saw the variant reverted back to the main gun later in the war
    Still a better AA platform than the Rockethog tho

    • @quinn8599
      @quinn8599 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Fuck the rocket hog. That thing is arguably worse design then the regular warthog cause of ammo problems. You could get 1 full Salvo from that thing maybe 2 if you get risky and plant some more rockets in the damn truck

  • @izumishion6267
    @izumishion6267 Pƙed 2 lety +48

    As an armored enthusiast, the biggest issue I will always have with the Scorpion's design, is the single operator. Sure it reduces crew casualties if destroyed, but the there is only one person doing all the jobs of a tank. Ideally Three people should operate a tank: Commander/spotter, Gunner, and Driver. Allocating all these jobs to one person, even today, would be extremely overwhelming. Dodging incoming fire, trying to spot enemy positions and then firing on the enemy, in a real battle, would over load the one operator.

    • @rougenarwhal8378
      @rougenarwhal8378 Pƙed 2 lety +19

      In the game manual for halo 2 it reads crew capacity as two humans or 1 cyborg, considering how badass Spartans are in the lore I can believe it

    • @chris0000924
      @chris0000924 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Modern Russian tanks are fully computerized so I *think* it's possible

    • @dillon1320
      @dillon1320 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      I get where you going with this since we would not have 3rd person perspective in real life. If the scorpion really was used in reality i think it would fit more into a mobile weapons platform then MBT.

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      Hell, even in Halo, imagine how useful it would be if you had someone pointing out targets with a designator, popping smoke when people target you, and coordinating with other elements while the player drove and shot. Like, you would actually have someone telling the Marines where to go instead of just blindly hoping a Grunt with a rocket launcher doesn't pop out of a building and explode you.

    • @izumishion6267
      @izumishion6267 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      @@chris0000924 If your talking about the T-14 Armata, it is not fully computerized. The turret is unmanned but it still needs a crew of 3.

  • @owenparris7490
    @owenparris7490 Pƙed 2 lety +20

    Tank beats Ghost...

  • @TheDemigans
    @TheDemigans Pƙed 2 lety +15

    The Scorpion is named an MBT but as a scout tank or Infantry Fighting Vehicle it would fit the bill far better. Its design, its operational range, its weapon placement and its capabilities fit that role. It also makes a lot more sense to strap a scout tank to a Pelican and drop it in the middle of a half-developed world with limited infrastructure and no large maintenance potential than it is to drop a full MBT.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Pƙed 2 lety

      Keep in mind MBT stands for Main Battle Tank and simply refers to, well, the main tank of a military, it is not an indication of a vehcles capabilities. As I understand it the Scorpion was designated as a light tank during it's design phase. And it was meant for rapid deployment from naval vessels and engaging in asymmetric/urban/mountainous warfare (hence the extreme elevation/depression angles of the main gun), with heavier tanks forming the actual backbone (Aka the MBT) of the UNSC. But since those where the 2 primary activities the UNSC was performing (and nobody saw that changing) pre-Covenant war and it did them very well while being very cheap, it saw wide spread adoption. Over time the other, heavier tanks in service where phased out with out any dedicated replacements, thus it became the UNSC's MBT. And during the Human-Covenant war humanity didn't have the resources/time to switch production to more resource intense medium/heavy tanks. Especially when the Scorpion was doing so well.

    • @TheDemigans
      @TheDemigans Pƙed 2 lety

      @@hanzzel6086 its a weird tank. Its a whopping 66 tons despite its small profile and titanium-ceramic armor. The Grizzly is just 5.5 tons heavier despite its significantly longer and higher frame&turret and an extra gun (2x120mm instead of 1x90mm), and also called an MBT despite its much higher firepower. Even the wheeled materiĂšl vehicle (Cobra) is called an MBT, despite being closer to a Centauro wheeled tank destroyer.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@TheDemigans Yeah, the developers of Halo did no research what so ever regarding military doctrine or equipment.

    • @Deepingmind
      @Deepingmind Pƙed 2 lety

      Their research was fine, its just that the research was based on small unit operations rather than large scale strategic warfare. This isn't the MBT of a thousand armored divisions crashing over a world. Its the MBT of a platoon if someone said "you know what, drop platoon should have the firepower of an armored element for when they are fighting on random little dots across the galaxy and sometimes need something that hits harder than any boot on the ground could." They are cheap relatively speaking, easy to use, easy to produce and highly effective in their given role. Plus the UNSC hands them out like candy. So what you get is the option that EVERY single platoon of infantry can be supported by a squadron of Tanks which is extremely valuable when your missions are often based around squad and platoon level engagements.

    • @TheDemigans
      @TheDemigans Pƙed 2 lety

      @@Deepingmind if it were as well designes like you said it would have been designated as an actual light/scout tank and wouldnt have been a whopping 66 tons. Even its much bigger and more powerful brother the Grizzly, which does sport the more conventional MBT design and two 1.5x bigger caliber guns is a mere 5.5 tons heavier.
      Like many other design aspects in Halo the size and weights are off. Only in this case they are overstated instead of understated. The UNSC ships for example are almost universally smaller than their design would allow. In this case the weight and vehicle type of the Scorpion are wrongly stated. A simple change from "MBT" to "light/scout tank" and a change in weight to the 30 to 40 ton range would already settle this since the tank technically has the shape, design and usage of a light/scout tank. And in sci-fi stories I absolutely love the idea of using a smaller, lighter tank or tank destroyer on landing parties instead of the oversized, overweight nightmare vehicles often dropped by far too small vehicles in most sci-fi.

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    Every time you got to ride one of these in Halo was an absolute treat cause you knew you were going to cream absolutely 'anything' that got in your way! I especially loved the double-barrelled 'Grizzly' variant in Halo Wars. Whenever time I got a few of those blowing the hell out of the Covenant, I'd cackle like a lunatic! :)

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 Pƙed 2 lety +41

    As much as I like the Scorpion Tank I like the Tank design style of the Abrams better.
    Had the Scorpion tank been designed more thoroughly to last in combat and better tank rounds then 90mm while retaining a fast autoloader I think the Scorpion tank could have been far more effective and sustained less losses in the Human-Covenant war.
    Even a railgun could have been useful.
    Edit: By the way Spookston's video about the Scorpion Tank's designs flaws were pretty well made. I like his suggestion for a explosive anti tank round instead of armor pricing high explosive.

    • @Tank50us
      @Tank50us Pƙed 2 lety +13

      The funny thing is, as shown by modern tanks, shell size is almost irrelevant when it comes to defeating enemy armor. Sure, it *helps*, but in reality, any shot that actually penetrates even a modern tank has the potential to cause a lot of internal devastation. If you don't believe me, just think of it this way: All modern tanks have some hull storage for the ammunition. If a shot penetrates, and goes off inside one of those ammo racks, it won't matter if that was a 20mm AA shell that got really lucky, or a 203mm howitzer shell, the tank will go up, and the crew will get cooked. By having the crew in the most protected part of the tank, and having the ammunition and feed mechanism in the turret with the gun, you eliminate that risk to the crew. And since it uses Hydrogen Fuel Cells, you don't really need to worry about fuel fires either (since the cells contain water). And with a -30 to +60 degree gun elevation, you have a lot of room to fight the tank in a hull down position.
      Overall, it's a very, very dependable, and survivable design, minus the treat layout, but that's not really a major concern of mine.

    • @dainguyen2733
      @dainguyen2733 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      fun fact: despite it being armed with a ninty milimeter cannon, it actually packs more punch than modern day tanks due the high velocity of the shell
      for more info, go to installation00 and find "most detailed breakdown" scorpion tank

    • @TheFamine123
      @TheFamine123 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      @@Tank50us what's wild is how much luck actually plays into armor. My buddy was in Desert Storm, and one of his guys took out a T-72B with a Mk.19 40mm grenade launcher. Nobody knows how that happened, but it managed to cook the ammo and blow the turret off.

    • @elongated_musket6353
      @elongated_musket6353 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      @@TheFamine123 The T72B got Gaijined, simple as.
      In all seriousness, it could be the overpressure from the 40mm HE that caused spalling of lightly armored surfaces(like the turret roof), and that red-hot spall set off the ammunition. But I doubt that amount of explosives would be enough to send shrapnel flying at Mach 3.
      Also, why did that guy think he could take out a T72B with a 40mm? He did, but why?

    • @SuperThest
      @SuperThest Pƙed 2 lety +4

      ​@@dainguyen2733 The problem though is that he's completely wrong. He's using in-game physics for one thing, but he's also assuming the projectile is a solid 20 cm long tungsten slug and saying that if it were a sabot it would be faster, but it IS a Sabot. That's the only type of ammunition you can realistically use is smooth bore gun. Even if you assumed the projectile was a solid slug it still only has 1/5th the kinetic energy of a modern M1. In reality, if you use in game velocities, the tank would just be firing a smaller round at a fraction of the speed of modern tank guns. Using Tungsten also hurts the gun too, because at that velocity, uranium would have better time going through armor.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Pƙed 2 lety +64

    Best looking Tank I've ever seen, The UNSC's best Engineers must have put in overtime to come up with it

    • @nekdo_kavc
      @nekdo_kavc Pƙed 2 lety +12

      It is some of the worst design i have seen for a tank.

    • @rwagingsloth9528
      @rwagingsloth9528 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@nekdo_kavc the main issue i think with the design is the placement of the turret and crew compartment. having the crew compartment in front makes them especially at risk of death if the tank is taken out. other than that i don't really know enough about tanks to criticize it further. would you care to elaborate please

    • @weirdofromhalo
      @weirdofromhalo Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@rwagingsloth9528 What's wrong with a rear mounted turret?

    • @rwagingsloth9528
      @rwagingsloth9528 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@weirdofromhalo its not neccesarily a bad thing, it just leaves the crew more vulnerable in the event the tank is taken out of action. with the crew in the front any hit to the tank is likely to kill them as well, and its far easier to replace a tank, than it is to replace well trained soldiers. other than that, I don't actually know enough about tanks to criticize it further.

    • @Servo_M
      @Servo_M Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@rwagingsloth9528 Spookston has a video about it called:
      (Everything wrong with Halo's Scorpion tank)

  • @neilcrombie4100
    @neilcrombie4100 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    "thanks for the tank he never gets me anything"

  • @johanalitalo8331
    @johanalitalo8331 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    " tank beats ghost!" / "tanks beat hunter!!" / "Tank beats everything!!!"
    Ahh the good old reliable, and I doubt it's not going to change anytime soon.

  • @bowenc24
    @bowenc24 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    My favorite sci-fi tank ever! Fell in love with it when I first saw it in Halo:CE. When you finally got your hands on it, during the assault on the control room level, you felt unbeatable. It was like a glorious moment of revenge, being able to just stomp over the covies after everything they put you through.

  • @jonathanbubley4893
    @jonathanbubley4893 Pƙed 2 lety +12

    “So to turn you back onto the right path, I brought you this motivational device.”
    -Sgt. Johnson.

  • @OffworldYT
    @OffworldYT Pƙed 2 lety +15

    Oh I know what the ladies like

  • @FrostWolfe95
    @FrostWolfe95 Pƙed 2 lety +10

    Top speed is 96.5kph??? Most games the Scorpion feels like you're driving an old Churchill.

    • @TemplinInstitute
      @TemplinInstitute  Pƙed 2 lety +12

      the ground has to be perfectly flat. Even a slight grain and the the top speed goes down 80kph.

    • @DoctorProph3t
      @DoctorProph3t Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Gotta get it outta first gear 😂

    • @jedispartancoolman
      @jedispartancoolman Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Someone brought up the theory that since you are playing as a spartan many things that seem slow in game are actually just the result of spartan time( plasma rounds, the spnkr, tank etc)

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@jedispartancoolman The problem with that theory is that people talk at normal speed :P.

    • @jedispartancoolman
      @jedispartancoolman Pƙed 2 lety

      @GaldirEonai agreed. My head canon is that spartan can filter things such as speech so it doesn't sound slow motion

  • @loganmartin2794
    @loganmartin2794 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    We need to have Sergeant Forge's little project come next. (I.E. The Grizzly)

  • @Walker-mg7fv
    @Walker-mg7fv Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I'm loving the consistency with uploads and another great video

  • @JamesGibson-of7dh
    @JamesGibson-of7dh Pƙed 2 lety +3

    When you see the scorpion tank you feel unstoppable when driving it

  • @dkkanofkash8798
    @dkkanofkash8798 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Templin is killing it with these videos!

  • @joshuachase9742
    @joshuachase9742 Pƙed 2 lety

    It made me happy that you included the "Tank beats everything!" quote.

  • @loopslytle
    @loopslytle Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Tanks for the memories!

  • @KurstKensei
    @KurstKensei Pƙed 2 lety +6

    Hope you guys cover the Hornet sometime, it's my fav UNSC air vehicle.

  • @jinsai8064
    @jinsai8064 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    I already knew this, but damn the m808 would stomp the m1 abrams in every way. Though probably it's biggest advantage would be the neural interface that allows for a crew of 1 rather than a crew of 4

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 Pƙed 2 lety

      Those 90mm APCBCs rounds would definitely destroy an Abrams

    • @scavulous6336
      @scavulous6336 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      This is sarcasm right? Right!

    • @gungde9419
      @gungde9419 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      This has to be sarcasm lmao

    • @jjhester6586
      @jjhester6586 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      Haha, nice joke.

    • @MrCashoos
      @MrCashoos Pƙed 2 lety

      @@nobleman9393 having a high velocity round is more important than the size of the round itself. The Scorpion not only fires high velocity rounds with a speed unheard for present day thanks but it also has a smoothbore barrel that helps it even more.

  • @fazelight9835
    @fazelight9835 Pƙed 2 lety

    Amazing video as always

  • @WabbitCrouton
    @WabbitCrouton Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Great firepower, very bad to steer on PC version if every other game has WASD for movement. But here one uses the mouse for turret and steering controls.

  • @Metalisjustbetter
    @Metalisjustbetter Pƙed 2 lety +16

    Let's be honest, from a realistic point of view the Scorpion is a bad design.
    But I love it anyway.

    • @dbi6355
      @dbi6355 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      It's a bad design for a mbt but for an airlift capable light tank it's pretty good. Plus the two to three man crew is a plus

    • @nahx6205
      @nahx6205 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I think the best practical use of the tank can be it's 4 tracks instead of 2 we use now. I'm not a tank designer but it just looks like it might be a good idea if implemented right

    • @raf74hawk12
      @raf74hawk12 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@nahx6205 The issue with having more sets of tracks is that now you need more drive wheels, a more complicated transmission, etc. Doubling up these mechanical parts that will require regular maintenance introduces more parts that could fail and put the vehicle out of action for repairs. The redundancy is a plus, but I'm not sure if you could get the tank back if you get de-tracked on one of the pods. It would still probably be a mobility kill.

    • @weirdofromhalo
      @weirdofromhalo Pƙed 2 lety

      @@nahx6205 There's actually a prototype tank with four track pods (I think it's called the concept 1b in world of tanks) but it was too heavy for the four pods to add mobility.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@nahx6205 It was tried and turned out to be a terrible idea. You don't get any real benefit and you pay for it by having way more complexity, and K.I.S.S. is still _the_ single most important principle in military vehicle design.

  • @arconisthewolf4430
    @arconisthewolf4430 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    it's not just a tank,it's our hard working friend whos been with us in all halo games.

  • @TheJedaiHero9000
    @TheJedaiHero9000 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    OHH, Hell Fraking Yeah!!!!!
    One of my MOST ABSO-FRAKING-LUTE favorite vehicles in the Halo series!!!!!
    This is, MOST TRULY, my MOST ABSOLUTE favorite vid that I have watched SO fraking FAR!!!!!

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Pƙed 2 lety

    Always so much fun with these bad boys

  • @mobius0691
    @mobius0691 Pƙed 2 lety

    Great video!

  • @weirdofromhalo
    @weirdofromhalo Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Aw, no talk about the Grizzly variant with dual cannons from Halo Wars?

  • @dillon1320
    @dillon1320 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    More like a mobile infantry weapons platform then a true MBT. So glad the lore for it did back up the gameplay of it. It does beat everything. Would have been cool i the games if you could switch from HE to SABOT rounds. Remove the explosive part but bonus damage to direct hits.

    • @Deepingmind
      @Deepingmind Pƙed 2 lety

      MBT just means "main battle tank" for the formation using it. So its still a true MBT by definition, its just that it's the MBT of mobile infantry detachments.

  • @zhishangdi3522
    @zhishangdi3522 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I've got a tank, the guy who has the tank is never outmatched.

  • @Lukos0036
    @Lukos0036 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Track pods add a unnecessary degree of complexity while offering no advantages in traction speed or ease of maintenance. They also increase ground pressure compared to conventional tracks meaning it cannot traverse soft ground making it's cross country speed much lower than a conventional tank. It's small crew also leads to high work load and increased user fatigue compared to a tank with dedicated commander,driver,and gunner stations and lowers situational awareness by removing a pair of eyes that could be acquiring targets while the gunner engages others. The fixes are easy. Add a commander station to the body, give it conventional tracks, add a commanders site with a commander override to the turrets position. And perhaps a remote MG turret to suppress infantry with. Then it would be at least akin to a t-72 with actual gun depression. Or one of the early AMX tanks with an oscillating turret.

    • @zidniafifamani2378
      @zidniafifamani2378 Pƙed 2 lety

      Maybe they have that many track pods because the tank is just too big to have reliable common dual pods design?

    • @Lukos0036
      @Lukos0036 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@zidniafifamani2378 Being that large, a standard track arrangement would be easier and more reliable actually. It would also spread the weight of the vehicle out more improving cross country speed which is the entire point of tracks.

    • @alexisbaz8746
      @alexisbaz8746 Pƙed rokem

      @@Lukos0036 maybe is to make the tank more dificult to neutralize, the Scorpion can move fast enought witouth a tread (sorry my english is bad), othee tanks cannot move if they lose one but the Scorpion has five so the other ones can push the tank.

    • @Lukos0036
      @Lukos0036 Pƙed rokem

      @@alexisbaz8746 That doesn't work ether. The tank would just drag it's self in a larger circle instead of a small one.

  • @codywright2840
    @codywright2840 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    “How does 90mm in TUNGSTEN strike ya??!!”

  • @AtunDesenfrenado
    @AtunDesenfrenado Pƙed 2 lety

    I love this channel.

  • @keisufederationmapping2748

    The last brute left watching a scorpion covered in marines charge towards him

  • @thethievesdomain8360
    @thethievesdomain8360 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Tank beats ghost. Tank beats hunter. Tank beats everything.

  • @feralprocessor9853
    @feralprocessor9853 Pƙed 16 dny

    Right off the bat, a covenant vs UNSC naval battle.

  • @br076ett8
    @br076ett8 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila.

  • @mrdrprof8402
    @mrdrprof8402 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Thank you for activating the M808V main battle tank. You may call me Sheila.

  • @ShaDO118k
    @ShaDO118k Pƙed 2 lety

    When you have access to the M808 main battle tank, aka the Scorpion. Except no substitute.

  • @juless27
    @juless27 Pƙed 2 lety

    the templin institute is poppin off

  • @DABViktor
    @DABViktor Pƙed 2 lety

    Thank you the English subtitle.

    • @mho...
      @mho... Pƙed měsĂ­cem

      *tank you,you mean^^

  • @exposingproxystalkingorgan4164

    The Scorpion tank is tough.

  • @AINGELPROJECT667
    @AINGELPROJECT667 Pƙed 5 měsĂ­ci

    "Hey, how does 90 millimeters of tungsten strike you?"
    Also I like the implication that the reason they kept the M820 as the "Scorpion" was because they were concerned the UNSC marines wouldn't trust it over the M808 if it had a different name

  • @jackj9816
    @jackj9816 Pƙed 2 lety

    I love in infainte the banished seem scared of them if you surprise them in a scorpion they sometimes scream “ his got a scorpion” which reminds me of the allies being like “ TIGER!!”

  • @thomashsiai6250
    @thomashsiai6250 Pƙed 2 lety

    A video a day
    STREAK: 3
    Quality: Epic

  • @gagginz
    @gagginz Pƙed 2 lety

    amazing

  • @warlord8525
    @warlord8525 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +1

    The only complaint I have about the scorpion is its very lack luster cannon of 90 mm when it should be a 120 or 140 mm cannon

  • @brandonchapman4532
    @brandonchapman4532 Pƙed 2 lety

    Everyone: it's the M808 Main Battle Tank
    Me:
    ...
    *Sheila*

  • @LocalHeretic-ck1kd
    @LocalHeretic-ck1kd Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Tank beats all!

  • @shadowdoom8063
    @shadowdoom8063 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    You should do the spirit of fire as the next UNSC entry for arsenal

  • @rookie3087
    @rookie3087 Pƙed 2 lety

    “Shiela!!!” - Caboose

  • @wiryantirta
    @wiryantirta Pƙed 2 lety

    “Our big green style CANNOT BE DEFEATED” - Sgt. Major Avery Jr Johnson.

  • @369Sigma
    @369Sigma Pƙed 2 lety

    “Oh, I know what the ladies like.”
    -Johnson

  • @nicolala7132
    @nicolala7132 Pƙed 2 lety

    "Firing Main Cannon" - Sheila

  • @simonbirch8689
    @simonbirch8689 Pƙed 2 lety

    Yes more halo!

  • @TricksterPoi
    @TricksterPoi Pƙed 2 lety

    Scorpion ready to sting- oh wait wrong game. But the Covenant really got sting.

  • @Spuggky45
    @Spuggky45 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Yea boy, first like! I love this tank! You should make a vid about the warthog if you haven't already.

  • @pizzapicante27
    @pizzapicante27 Pƙed 2 lety

    Yeah! more land vehicles!

  • @mikejo8194
    @mikejo8194 Pƙed 2 lety

    feel like the scorpion has gained the trust from its footmen like the A-10 in real life

  • @Abrxas01
    @Abrxas01 Pƙed 2 lety

    Honestly this thing is more like the armor dropped with early airborn units, though much heavier

  • @FrostyCh13f
    @FrostyCh13f Pƙed 2 lety

    Just made me miss Sheila again
    **Sad Tank Noises**

  • @panzertank938
    @panzertank938 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    "This tank beats everything"
    The flood:"Ok sir it's time for your bed time"

  • @BruceWayne-ke8nm
    @BruceWayne-ke8nm Pƙed 2 lety +3

    It's strange how our modern tanks can compete and are possibly better than scorpion tanks in halo

  • @optimus888amicus
    @optimus888amicus Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci

    Nice tank ! 🌞😉👍
    I really L❀VE Halo Universe !

  • @circeciernova1712
    @circeciernova1712 Pƙed 2 lety

    It's called the 808 because you'll *feel* that bass

  • @Sparking_Ram
    @Sparking_Ram Pƙed 2 lety

    Little disappointed you didn't cover the experimental variant designed by Sargent Forge, the twin barreled M850 Grizzly.

  • @Soulis98
    @Soulis98 Pƙed 2 lety

    70 tons of freedom baby wooo!

  • @finisterre2415
    @finisterre2415 Pƙed 2 lety

    "Oh I like it."

  • @ANDREALEONE95
    @ANDREALEONE95 Pƙed 2 lety +25

    The Scorpion is the sum of everything wrong with futuristic tanks
    - Quad Tread that increase ground pressure for nothing and reduce mobility
    - Too high profile
    - Technologically incoherent even for Halo standards
    - Pilot cockpit too exposed both for its positioning and windshield
    - Outgunned
    - No advanced sensors

    • @BattleshipOrion
      @BattleshipOrion Pƙed 2 lety

      You think that's wrong? You should see my revived Tiger tanks. Only thing different, there are 2 tracks on 4 pods, which can be mounted with defensive or offensive weapons, or sheilds, or the choice of 2 tracks mounted to the chassis directly.

    • @alexisbaz8746
      @alexisbaz8746 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      It has sensors to detect anti tank mines, his shell is smaller but considering it has more firepower than a Gauss Hog the shell is shoot way faster, and don't take gameplay Mechanic as canon, the Scorpion reaches 90km/h, is not slow and is able to tank plasma mortars and fuel rod canons, and plasma small arms, a modern tank can be take down with a Grunt with a plasma pistol...

    • @ANDREALEONE95
      @ANDREALEONE95 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@alexisbaz8746 but for some reason has a normal cannon rather than a railgun.

    • @alexisbaz8746
      @alexisbaz8746 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@ANDREALEONE95 Railgun Scorpions exist, maybe is a little bit to expensive, and a Rule off cool from Bungie.

    • @ANDREALEONE95
      @ANDREALEONE95 Pƙed 2 lety

      @@alexisbaz8746 If UNSC can afford railguns on Warthog and warship, they can even on Scorpions. The Scorpion has the same paradox of Spartan energy shield.

  • @angry_eck
    @angry_eck Pƙed 2 lety +1

    and for refueling you dont even need a resupply if you have a warthog you cna take from its replenishing fuel supply

  • @JustGem87
    @JustGem87 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    I cant help but feel that the Scorpion tanks appearance is based on its name as opposed to actually having been developed to meet a specific battle field role or the iterative evolution of a talk to this form. It suffers from Mammoth tank disorder. “lets give it 4 tracks because its scifi and cool!” when in actuality all they have done is make one tank have the maintenance requirements of two.
    Looking at the type of conflict the UNFC are fighting I cant help but feel that something thats not a tank would have been far more useful. They are hopelessly out numbered and outmatched. Something fast, hard to spot and packs a punch would be far better. Something not to dissimilar to the American Tank destroyer doctrine of WW2
    So that they could hit there enemy from a concealed position, hopefully kill it and then disengage before they can retaliate in any meaningful way.
    I feel like in a conflict against such an advanced opponent with numerical superiority one of they only viable options is to avoid engaging them in a pitched battle.
    Pleas dot murder me for the spelling and grammatical errors. I'm dyslexic, did my best to spell check it but something inevitably got through.
    Videos on point once again. Keep it coming I love this stuff.

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica Pƙed 2 lety +1

      Tank destroyers?
      Gausshog. Just say gausshog. A better tank anyway

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Thanks for the tank he never gets me anything.
    Oh I know what the ladies like!

  • @thelonebanana6025
    @thelonebanana6025 Pƙed 2 lety

    The MAC Gun from HALO should also be a vid!

  • @spencerharding1977
    @spencerharding1977 Pƙed 2 lety

    I heard it can beat ghosts, hunters, AND phantoms. It can do it all day.

  • @NornFang_S058
    @NornFang_S058 Pƙed 2 lety +1

    Scorpion, ready to..
    Oh wait, wrong franchise... :)

  • @AVeryDandyLad
    @AVeryDandyLad Pƙed 2 lety

    "Firing Main Cannon"
    :)