Biggest Giveaway in the World - Jerma Infomercials Reaction (Part 2) Stream Edit
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Originally Streamed on May 3rd, 2022
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deranged streamer ILLEGALLY watches morbius movie in his dream
Based piracy streamer
we morbius
Its morbin time
errmm what the morb!
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Seeing his faith get SHAKEN in Cathy Mitchell after watching her ramen cookbook come to life was like watching someone lose faith in God in real time. Like a priest watching two starving children kill each other while other children surround them and cheer them on, just seeing absolutely no light or hope or innocence at all in the world where murder is rejoiced. And he just shakes his head and keeps saying "I have faith this is God's will."
We watched Jerma die that stream.
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What the fuck is this anology, like actually. +2
you did not have to go that hard with the analogy but damn if it isn't metal as hell
he literally just kept saying "i trust her, i trust her" lmao he is totally a catholic priest seeing the absolute horrors of man
You doing good bro? Everything alright? Wanna talk about it?
Watching Cathy Mitchell pour an entire can of diet coke over ramen and ground beef really hurt him. It was like watching a child's heart break when his hero turns out to be a fraud
YOU'RE A FRAUD SPIDERMAN
Like with Jimmy Savile.
when you find out your goat is washed
I love how during the red devil grill infomercial when chat was pointing out about 44 people being burned, the number got skewed into 44 people dead, which devolved again into 44 million fucking people dying to the red devil.
thoughts and prayers, truly the biggest tragedy of our times
Which devolved into 44 morbillion deaths
Excellent
my favorite permutation was "44 missing, 0 found."
Worst tragedy in the world 😢
The macintosh ad was cute cause ive never experienced a functioning household before
True. Made me wish I wasn't from a broken home and families actually acted like that.
These are the families we should make.
@@phoebeaurum7113 us? 🥺😳
When the kid was up late at night getting cookies and milk and the dad's just all "good night, son." Instead of yelling at him to go back to bed....
it made me feel so warm in a way my own house never could
It's both terrifying and insane just how effective these ads are on Jerma
Average American Andy
He's a natural born consumer
late-capitalism andy
Easy mark andy
targeted ads andy
I saw someone say "cheltie will edit this part out" during a slow part of one of his streams. Thought it was hilarious. Great work Cheltie!
what funny about it?
@@ripxrip Cheltie edit this guy out
Cheltie is an important part of the jerma ecosystem
@@Sm0k3turt As were the other editors, then they got accepted by the main channel and became way slower.
@@DestroyedArkana there is only ever 1 editor working on 2nd Jerma because Jerma eats the old ones. That's why the "editors" are so slow on that channel
Jerma becoming increasingly exasperated over the insane amount of food they keep making for the party is so fucking funny
Let's start a petition for Jerma to do a cooking stream where he just makes a bunch of fucked up recipes from old 90s and 80s cookbooks
god if we get a cooking stream before the baseball stream I'll die
I want an entire Ramen Joy stream. It would be endless cope from either Jerma or Chat.
go even further back, one of those demonic early 50s cookbooks with recipes like hotdogs and corn in lime jello
Yes! And it wouldn’t be too hard to setup probably, and he wouldn’t die on camera
Ovenless recipes only.
i lost it at the 3 dudes chanting 'pasta primavera' in monotone unison whilst prodding the spaghetti with their spoons as if they're a trio of dispassionate demons who've lost the joy of pitchforking the damned souls of hell
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The "Rocketchef guy is a tiktoker" bit had me in tears. It even fit the music. Why does his brain work this way?
You're one of the 5 people who got that, I'm another, where's the other 3 people?
@@piemonkey321 i’m here
That music was wacky
@@piemonkey321 im also here
1 of the 5 here.
the dunk tank vacuum is a saw trap
“You claim your dubious product’s suction is powerful to withstand this test. So let us see if you it is as true as you claim.”
Watching this live and seeing chat lose their minds over the giveaway for like a full hour was amazing
I was promised 40 MILLION DOLLARS
the 40 million dollar fiasco has to be the hardest I've laughed in a while
he really talks to infomercials like some 90 yo grandpa would talk to tv screen
"I trust Kathy Mitchell more than members of Congress" had me on the floor.
to be honest she probably is more trustworthy than senile old men in power
TIDY streamer pauses own stream to VACCUM his room, has IMMACULATELY clean carpet
what a CLEAN FREAK
@@Outta_sights ＋２
Jerma adding the splash sound at 39:00 and then it continuing after is the most jerma joke i've ever seen
I was watching this stream live and when that happened and he didnt say a single word about it i was so completely appalled and confused
Wal-Mart Stores recalled 60,000 Red Devil grills because the air intake tube could warm to temperatures as high as 750 degrees Fahrenheit, putting consumers in danger of being burned. Also, heat could cause the grill to collapse.
Edit: Lol they talked about it
Chat were talking about 44 PEOPLE BURNED/KILLED for like the whole commercial trying to get him to see the injury toll, it was hilarious
@@prof298 red devil demands blood
"Red Devil" sounds like some sort of medieval torture device. Would probably fit pretty well with the whole burning thing, too.
Names and nature do indeed often agree.
For those who want to know, that’s 398.89 degrees Celsius. Nearly four times the temperature required to boil water.
I can't believe that at 38:21 Jerma literally describes the process of hanging someone, using a vacuum cleaner
It's so fucked how that's the first thing his brain formulated.
Jerma should absolutely make dollhouse esque stream where the whole stream is just him presenting fake infomercials. As he goes along with the it just gets more and more fucked up and surreal
It’s funny how he skipped over the Ecto Cooler commercial where the spokesperson threw up after drinking it
What
What
Show us
By 40 million dollars, they mean 40 million dollars worth of rocket chef
Yeah, it was intentionally vague about it. 40 million dollars of FREE product added when you purchase.
If that's true then why did they have the pictures of money when they said it? They'd never lie about that.
@@4thSurviver it's 40 million dollars that can only be used for buying rocket chef lol
I can't believe all the "John " jokes I've heard over the years have come full circle with "John Bissell" being a real person.
John Real
a year late but this is literally like the first time ive seen or remembered that clip and i had this exact thought process
42:02 jerma showing off his vacuum and saying "It works great it's got technology in it" made me laugh so damn hard
he returns with a patrick bateman stare then he brings it in like someone being tossed something from offscreen in a cartoon intro
I feel ashamed for how long I laughed at the $40M giveaway
Grandpa was eDating, mans was ahead of his time
Jerma needs to buy Cathy’s ramen cookbook and make the recipes live.
ramen stream would be legendary
@@zzigzag286 so many things would go wrong, and the surprise Cathy cameo (Catheo, if you will) would go down in the history books.
"I trust her"
Brutalmoose made a video about it
@@Benzeedoo yeah it was a good video too
*innocent man sitting at his desk* exist
Jerma : I WANNA SUPLEX SOMEONE THRU THAT TABLE
truly an unhinged individual
One night only. Watch the Human Calculator take on the Iron Accountant and his dreaded adding machine. Also a tag match with the time traveling host and his younger self vs the math problem girls. Buy your tickets now for a chance to the 40 million dollar giveaway.
Me n the boys watching jerma while laying on our tummies and swinging our feet 💋💅✨✨✨
Mood
girlbossing
Actually me
Slay
Who's down to do exactly that?
I can’t believe Jeremy actually broke into all of his neighbors houses just to get a vacuum cleaner
I can believe it, this man is INSANE
He does things like that all the time, that's one of the tamer things. I think he eats people. That's my theory, eating people messes with you and he definitely shows signs. How does he eat? He doesn't like ovens. He eats people raw
@@ihaveenoughtodoandenoughtoeat he grinds em up and suck it all up with a silly straw
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that Apple infomercial had a deeper story than the new Halo show.
the “can it run crisis” might’ve been the most genius comedic timing of all time and was way funnier than it should’ve been
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= 21
I like how jerma pauses the videos by going to the left corner of the video to press on the pause/play button. His whole career is on youtube does he know you can click everywhere on the video to pause it. Complete psycho move
I just noticed he does that 😭😭 he has so many little quirks that make him seem like an alien pretending to be a human
It’s a perfect example of his substitute teacher vibe. He’s hip enough to know not to leave the cursor on the bottom bar, and to know what autoplay is and how to toggle it, but still just a little too old to understand hotkeys.
well, he was subtitute teacher...
jerma is just grandpa, the old gamer and the debt he'll never pay back. it turns out history really does repeat itself
Jerma talking about there being too much food on the grill when this dude orders 5 burgers and a 10 piece nugget at Mcdonalds’s for HIMSELF
The image of the main guy on the Red Devil infomercial just asking everyone "why" while they cook their food is so fucking funny, I can just imagine the camera zooming into him, and then it's just an awkward pause of him looking at the camp people and they're just awkwardly standing there
A perfect skit
he gets progressively more confused, loud and angry.
55:08 Jerma using a black screen to avoid TOS on this, made this infinitely more funny
it's incredible how many times he's tried to hide something and only makes it so much worse
“Are you okay in there!?”
Jerma ranting about them basically shitting on a chef's work makes me happy.
Jerma sweating and getting scared as the human calculator guy started getting more aggressive and suddenly talking about Japanese kids made me cackle like a moron
9:14 is so fuckin funny like that is a wild sentence to hear out of context in a video about math
15:32 that "kid" has been out of high school for at least 5 years. He has a 5 o'clock shadow while he's clean shaven.
Glad im not the only one who noticed his intense 5 o clock
“Elsa beats Spider-Man up with a baseball bat” literally brought a tear to my eye. I remembered all the fun I had with edutainment programs and educational games of the late 90’s/early 00’s, all the multimedia encyclopedias and fun software that was found on multiple CDs my father used to bring home. What a sweet time that was.
Love Jerma’s content even more when it relates to something within my life and experience.
And thank you Cheltie for your edits, the Europe loves you.
I'm not gonna lie. I thought these infomercial streams would be stupid, but Jerma has made them so incredibly funny that I end up losing my shit laughing so many times. I can't wait for more of these. I must CONSUME PRODUCT
Can't believe Jerma gave away 40 million dollars on stream and I missed it.
I love how when she poured the coke on the ramen Jerma’s heart began to shatter and he kept trying to reassure himself and maybe save face by just repeating “I trust her” over and over again 😭😭💔💔
Brutalmoose also did a great episode on Cathy Mitchell's ramen cookbook that's well worth checking out.
love that guys editing style!!
his alarm at hearing "drill and kill type activities" made me laugh
I feel like that TikTok joke would have landed better if Jerma knew how to crop a video on stream. Oh well, he'll get it someday. He's just starting out streaming after all :)
jerma is literally the grandpa in the apple ad
I desperately needed to see this stream again today at 4am thank you.
Same brother
Commercials in the 80s were so wholesome compared to now, now commercials just taunt old people about their oncoming funeral
The apple commercial had a whole storyline and post-credits scene, now commercials just try to relate to zoomers, watch the like a boss macdonalds commercial, that shit's embarassing
What commercials are you seeing lmao
@@justaamateur6533 casket commercials
@@christpierre with ads like those, no wonder Apple was in financial trouble
@@airl10 I'm also in financial trouble
love the new pfp cheltie, thanks for the 4 am upload.
i swear to god it was barf drinker for one day im not crazy
@@neartheplumtree you arent crazy, it was barf drinker for one day and i thought like the channel got fucking hacked
@@sillyslushcat his power
14:20 1990s Jerma would scream and lunge towards the camera the second the computer played the startup sound.
Jerma was fighting for his life during the ramen commercial
absolutely surreal how much time went into the 40 million dollar bit
Cheltie I genuinely can't thank you enough for getting these out so quickly.
I love Jerma getting fulling invested in the Martinettis getting a mac
Kathy Mitchell: *describes the texture of food*
Jerma: 'Classic Kathy Mitchell line, classic!
im happy to say im the chat member who said “morbius is better than your streams” this is the first time jerma has read my chat message and i am very happy with it. I havent even seen morbius
God your so lucky… the things I’d do for Jerma to read one of my messages
@@MostlyLost funny white man say thing i type hee hee ha ha
Of course you haven't.
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Hahaha can't get over a time when people called them Macintosh's. Also that family was brought together by the computer, but Gramps got into Q and the kids just email now. The Martinelli's have been ripped apart completely by the Internet
what is 「Q」
@@balv1846 what is that
5 minutes in and jerma fails to comprehend scripting an infomercial absolutely delectable
Bless you Cheltie
To be fair, I'm pretty sure the same guy was on Stan Lee's Superhumans back when that show was still around. They did MRI's and shit on his brain while they gave him math problems and it basically amounted to his brain processing values and arithmetic differently than normal people. What he can do is legit, but he can't teach it to other people.
Jerma's love for Cathy Mitchell is equal parts adorable and unsettling (I like to call it unsorble!)
adettling! aha ha ha ha
That apple ad actually kicks ass.
jerma forgetting about where the "peel peel peeling potatoes" was used is the funniest part of this
46:25 I love Jerma implying that there are very, very few people he trust more than our nation’s Senators and Representatives, perhaps the least trustworthy people on the planet
it's a figure of speech
I really want Jerma to watch Surviving Edged Weapons now.
The entire audience doesnt know what math is, they literally see the calculator doing solving the problem and somehow they think that they need to not use the calculator
I really want to see Jerma host infomercial products from prospective inventors for one of Big Streams
Jarktank
@@yourbrainonegg159 Zerk Tank
I love how your PFP was an Albanauric for, like, 1 day
Nancy from the FORTY MILLION DOLLAR GIVEAWAY was like, a professional Infomercial Second Banana. She was in the GOAT infomercial, the Ronco Pasta Maker
Jermas pure childlike wonder at all these ads is so sweet
recognising jerma bits and lines from the cathy commercial was exciting and devastating. and hes SO proud of it
Of course Jerma would find world-famous celebrities unimpressive but be obsessed with some random infomercial who no one born past the 90s would even recognise, and somehow remember all her lines.
I love how he shows the vacuum filter like his floor isnt dirty enough to have done that just then, we know your game jerma
that whole super math infomercial was just like, basic math techniques i was taught as a child
USA education system
51:53 this is like having a grandma who is amazing at traditional recipes but has phases of trying out new cookbooks and stuff
Jerma simping over Kathy Mitchell was surreal
love the Martinetti Cinematic Universe
I used to work at hsn and I’d love to see his reaction to how often they use the word technology to describe something ridiculous
Jerma really farmed -2s with the "oh no" tik tok song
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i was terrified by infomercials when i was a kid, i thought it's just a really long ad that's like a virus and you can't get away from that and you just have to find another channel to watch some cartoons god i hate infomercials
this is so fucking funny
Animal Planet must have been a safe haven. No cartoons but no infomercials either.
Am I the only person who can hear SOMETHING BANGING ON METAL when Jerma speaks? It ALWAYS happens. I can't unhear it. I feel insane
least insane jerma fan.
ok but that tik tok bit it actually incredible
that apple computer infomercial was literally just the old version of the amazon alexa commercial. great edit as always cheltie!
the red devil grill recall had me laughing so hard
The rocket chef tiktok bit was fucking hilarious
what a fucking goldmine for jerma content I'm hoping for more of these
holy shit a roach dogg
coming to a cheltie upload early and seeing the comments feels like coming to a late evening movie club meetup or something. its really cozy and makes me wish i could bring snacks or something
I just realized why those old mac commercials where unsettling, it was the subtle mafia soundtrack playing in the background
I was watching the first infomercials stream and it faded to black, and I was actually sad it was over.
Then I saw part two, and I out loud said "But wait there's more!"
The 40mil give away comes in the form of a mansion in Cali where you pay rent to the company so they can pay off the liquid capital they spent on the place.
It's cute to see jerma act like he's in the audience of some of these ads
NANCY I WANT MY 40 MILLION I REFUSE TO JUST TAKE THE TURBOCHEF
I almost fell from my chair when the dude solved a simple addition problem step by step and Jerma went "NO WAY!!!!"
westerner intelligence
I had to stop watching this stream because i literally cant watch infomercials without feeling trapped
The walls are closing in inch by inch
Do you feel tired? Anxious? Out of breath? Panicking like you've never panicked before!
Well have I got the solution for you!
Iiiiiits INFOMERCIAL HELL! ALL INFOMERCIALS ALL THE TIIIIIME!!! Take it away Ron!
@@Etherman7 ＋２
I feel that way too, but not bad enough that I have to stop watching. Odd
Local streamer wants to powerbomb a small child through a table.
Am I just some sort of freak or did like, a lot of these infomercials bring like a really weird sense of nostalgia, like I actually FEEL it in my bones. Just reminds me of being a kid and commercials coming on while I was staying at my grandmas for a night or something and being unable to sleep and just watching a bunch of TV and idk its really just calming to watch and listen to.
staying up til 4 watching this stream in bed was absolutely worth it
New pfp looks great! Also i didn't expect a new upload this soon. Thank you Cheltie!
today we're giving away 600 trillion dollars!