Rags to Riches to Limes - Jerma Streams Chocolatier (Long Edit #2)
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- čas přidán 9. 03. 2024
- From Jerma's second Chocolatier: Decadence by Design stream (2/25/2021): • Jerma Streams - Chocol...
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Jerma Streams Chocolatier: Decadence by Design long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams Chocolat...
"Chat, we're gonna bet the farm on limes."
Note (1): This edit was requested by Sporky.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD for the last 4.5 hours of the stream.
Note (3): Shoutout to Josho ( / @josho5484 ) for the title. - Hry
The mental image of Mr. Greenz waking up shit faced in the middle of the Australian Outback with $128 to his name and precisely one billion dollars worth of limes is the funniest thing I've ever heard
Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Cafe Con Leche?
I imagine the lady saying this leaned over Mr Green passed out in the desert
the game was over as soon as he read the words “Las Vegas”.
Now I can satiate my royal needs to enjoy my lavish meal (microwave dinner) with a performance (jerma long edits)
I like how there are no parenthesis so you are genuinely a QUEEN in a big scottish CASTLE
Buy a sharing bag of nachos and a can of chilli and a big block of mature cheese and a pot of sour cream and make nachos with chili for dinner
Seeing these realistic portraits talk about business, just for them to isntantly say "Thanks, Silly Zonka Wonka" is the stupidest shit ever
12:50 knowing in hindsight that he’s talking about wanting to shit in a litterbox during the catboy stream makes that this so much funnier. Like he is DYING to tell chat about his idea
wait, arent you the "hold my meat roll" guy?
@@npenplz No please don’t tell me that’s my legacy lmfao
@@mcmooshroo2974 hey! Guys look! It’s the hold my meat roll guy!
omg it’s the hold my meat roll guy!!!!!!!!!
Where/when did he tell us this is what it was gonna be? I'm still sad there was no dedicated cat boy stream
Mr Greenz hands over one billion dollars and the lady pulls back a brown cloth to reveal the 'mountain' in the background was made entirely out of limes.
That’s a plot point in the TF2 comics. Except it was Australium, not limes tho
Oh yeeeah, the stump was an australium mine. @@MrShs812
you can literally hear Mr Greenz taking over as the stream goes on
early on his persona takes over, like thhe green goblin “More! MORE!!”
All roads lead to Green
Happens as early as 39:00
i dont know why but this game and its interactions feel very surprisingly hostile for a game where you make funny little chocolate bars
i had a friend who's dad ran his own confectionery company, she said the worst times of the year were when he had to go over contracts, Easter, Christmas ( really any holiday ) and also whenever there were issues with cocoa suppliers or when he was coming up with new types/ideas. She said he joked about sending pipe bombs and apparently he smoked like it was the 60s, he had a receding hairline by 25 and last time I was over at her house he speaks like a MAFIA BOSS about competitors and sounds EXACTLY like a small-town store owner when ( GENERIC STORE CHAIN ) moves into their sleepy town in a movie.
It's like the kind of clipped and overly polite conversations you have when you're in public with someone you absolutely loathe, and only those, were cut out of a whole mess of deeply unethical backbiting and double-dealing and swearing like fishmongers, and presented to us on their own. You can really feel the seething anger that happens just offscreen from these interactions. Probably, people have died. The chocolate game is an unforgiving one.
And the guy at the center of this web of hostility is named Silly Zonka Wonka. Sublime.
Hershey used to hire assassins and stole recipes/sabotaged rival companies.
@@Xeronoia Funny how they did all that and their chocolate still tastes like dogshit.
Actually that makes perfect sense that they'd have to rely on that to remain relevant.
@@JacobKinsley I'm not sure what constitutes as horrible chocolate but I'll say Cadbury remains one of the many best
one man's journey to sell enough coffee to become a limeillionaire
Not Alex telling Silly Zonka Wonka it would be a good idea to visit Indonesia during the National Revolution 🙈
WAR PROFITEERING
Silly Zonka Wonka can have little a exploitation as a treat
Silly Zonka Wonka’s business never recovered after the windex debacle. Zonka’s infamously deranged memoirs of his time as a chocolatier, written decades later after his release from prison, were faithfully recreated in a recent interactive horror experience in Glasgow. Reviews describe it as a vivid journey into the mind of a lunatic, centred around Zonka’s struggle with an antagonist character representing his own darker windex-related desires. The experience was criticized for its exorbitant price, which many saw as a step too far in authenticity to Zonka’s legacy.
YESS I AM SO EXCITED i got my bag of limes ready and everything
bruh
I love that pfp! 💜
I have a bag of limes I haven't eaten yet, I used one for a salad like a week ago.
average dumptruck edit: 80% gameplay 20% jokes
average skye4 edit: 95% jerma being flustered and embarrassed
Edging vs gooning material
@@JacobKinsley :(
great scott... simultaneous skye4 and dumptruck long edit uploads... what a truly wonderful time to be alive...
Born to late to commit atrocities in faraway places, born to early to die in space.
Born just in time to use the CZcams funni man to avoid the bad thoughts.
Okay so we’re all seeing the same channels. They deserve it :)
@@kyranmeek6944 it's the *"(long edit)"* in the end that does it, isn't it?
Who is dumptruck?
@@wealthybone2990 only the best jerma long edit creator
Jerma is the evil chocliatier that lives in Willy Wonka's walls, we found the true identity of the Unknown
God I love that this game had gambling in it for absolutely no reason. Mr Green can't help but escape
He likes to cut limes in to quarters and make strangers suck the limes while he looks them in the eyes and says
“Make it good and sour for the big man”.
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putting this in my gamblecore playlist NOW
This devolved from like a cute, chill stream into the funniest stream ever holy shit
its always crazy to me how ur able to find context for bits that happen on stream even when the vods are like a million years old lol its my favorite part of these
Let's get married bro
@@Cameron_43 sure lets do it
@@Andypls For our honeymoon I was thinking like, maybe a candlelit McDonald's dinner. Or we could get some romantic pictures in the Target parking lot
@@Cameron_43 OMG how can I say no to that 😻
@@Andypls 🌹🌹♥️❤️Happy one day anniversary
omg the wormhole edit at 2:08:09 was so perfect
thank you silly zonka wonka
A fine Sunday afternoon and my favourite jerma vid editor uploads the Mr green origin story vod edit
this is my favorite jerma stream, thanks for editing it! (and for including the bit at the end with the loans, something that was sorely missing from the original highlights on the 2ndJerma channel)
I put this on while I slept and I wake up and of course he’s gambling on game
In not on.
sometimes i forget i actually watched this man learn what magnetism is live on stream. thank you, skye
I want you to know how special this video is to me and how much I already value it. Thank you for making this.
i manifested this cos i had a lime with my pad thai 2 weeks ago
I've been eating dark chocolate so I eat less milk chocolate and this game is making me bite the sides of my mouth wanting to taste milk chocolate
A good life hack for anyone doing similar is to make a big bowl of salty popcorn and bite a single sliver of dark chocolate as you munch a ton of popcorn and it's like a healthy variant of a chocolate cornflake bar
Jerma flying around like taylor swift
Jerma getting frustrated with made up people on his head never ceases to amuse me
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur edit of this stream was too elite no other chocolatier edit satisfied me
I NEED A TIMESTAMP FOR THE JERMA SNEEZE 41:48
Yay more Chocolatier! Perfect thing to watch after a sleepy morning thanks to daylight savings, thank you!
One small step for man. One giant investment for MR. FUCKING GREENZ!
I have been anticipating this part 2 with more interest than any game direct
Its always a nice and fun stream until chat starts complaining about him playing whatever silly game he’s playing
2:44:13 grayfruit raid, all hail fruit man
hail to the king
When the harvest is plentiful !
One of the most underrated content creators. Keep it going, that shit is bussin
you don't even know what underrated means. this video cannot even be rated by anyone in the first place
@@john_smith_johnhey man, they were probably referring to the fact skye4 has less than 40k subs. They literally said "content creators", not "video"
Stop being such a redditor, lmao.
@@john_smith_johnthey didn’t say this video, also anyone can rate anything.
I must have missed the youtube rating system then@@john_smith_john
@@john_smith_johni rate this comment a zero out of seven
GRAYFRUIT MENTIONED!!!!!
Jesus this was streamed in 2021, I'm gonna cry it felt like yesterday I first watched this
easily one of his best streams ever, god i miss this man
12:50 he’s talking about shitting in a litterbox isn’t he
Babe wake up new sky4 upload
this feels like a wii game
Jerma gambling streams are honestly his best
this just in, ZILLIONAIRE streamer JERMA985 BLOWS MILLIONS ON GAMBLING IN VEGAS
this was my favorite stream thank you for making this more accessible
Great upload thank you i was looking at just the stream but these edits are amazing!
wtf??? at 2:25:15 he does the come on gwyn joke, but i thought that was from the elden ring intro, which came out exactly a year after this stream??? time travelling andy
Or. It was from here.
Hmm, yes, Tokyo tower. 1949. I don’t see any problems here
thank you so much for the upload, i know its a labor of love and on god i know i needed it this week lol
Great edit.
Thanks for the vid!
200k limes over 3 years is about 182 limes a day.
Saw in the corner of the thumbnail something about a slot machine. This is about to be a solid video to watch with dinner.
BIG - was waiting for this!
yess!!! i love jerma's chocolatier streams so much, thank you!
I love your edits dude. Thanks for contributing to making me feel happier. I appreciate it bunches.
there is absolutely no way he's genuinely that bad at the chocolate production minigame
I swear Jerma is a character in every game.
Was worried if we were ever going to see this, thankyou Skye
I was literally just finishing the last chocolatier upload and clicked on your profile to find the next one. Happy to say you’ve made my day my friend. Subscribbled for more Mr. Green 2.0
FINALLY, been waiting for this
i was not ready for how out of nowhere the "im getting sucked into a wormhole!!!" bit was
goated upload thank you
loved the wormhole edit. nice touch, Skye
this is the greatest channel on youtube
Only Zonka Wonka could let Whisky expire lol
fuck. yes. THANK YOU. I've been waiting for this one
Thank you so much for taking the time to edit and upload this
This is one of my favorite streams ever done.
YESSS I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! THX SKYE4
Thank you skye! Relieving my jerma retirement depression
Yay you made it!!! I'm so happy :3
Jerma is too good at those mom minigames
thanks so much for this seriously
Jerma is so correct about cinnamon coffee except i bring my own cinnamon
I have been waiting for dis…
Fell asleep to Jerma, woke up to Jerma, in my barely awake state, I heard snorting and bloody clown noises echoing in my ears. I am now confused and wondering if I dreamt that.
Hell yeah, I was waiting for this. Thanks for all the hard work
Skye your subtle edits are so good
This is my favorite stream he’s ever done, he’s in his lime
yay! another edit form the best gal thankies
This is my favourite Jerma stream
“You missed a lot of money making yesterday. Yes and gambling- but we aren’t doing that today.”
🤨 not possible.
edit: yeah he’s gambling now
I am SO happy to witness the return of Mr. Green
Yeah sometimes I get mad at people who aren’t real all the time.
For reference it’s partially actually getting mad at video game characters and partially getting mad at the fictives in my did system
i dont get many long edits in my recommended these days, what a pleasant surprise
Hey Skye, I really like your long edit style and I'd like to do the same for the streamers I like.
I'm not experienced with editing a lot, so I hope you don't mind me asking: do you write timestamps down and then cut it to the timestamp or do you just watch the stream directly on your video editor and go trimming as you can.
Or is your proccess something else entirely?
Hope I'm not bothering!
I just pull up the VOD in a video editor and chop it down as I watch through it.
how do you fail the box game on your first pick 3/4 times
The pronunciation of Bogota is killing me
i agree with him on brawl i brought my game disc to surf camp so i could play it at my friend's house after we'd finished and it was the best shit ever
Brawl is the best game if you're playing it for fun ie: you aren't a virgin
This game seems so stressful
Edit: Never mind, the casino is player favoured lmao
1:43:14 bless you for including this clip
everyday i wake up wishing to see a skye4 and/or dumptruck long edit of a jerma stream
FINALLY
2:36:25 round about here he keeps complaining about bad rng and throwing away ingredients even though he should’ve noticed the thing he throws away would’ve finished a batch if he’d had any working eyeballs
i love this clueless man but sometimes it can be painful to watch lmao
and before anyone says it, they didn’t HAVE to be color coded.. it just gives you extra if it is. not getting the lucky Omega package on every single platter is not “bad rng”
plus sometimes it was the right color and he threw it out anyways
zillionaire streamer