Jerma Streams - Chocolatier: Decadence by Design
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- čas přidán 25. 06. 2024
- Jerma archived Chocolatier: Decadence by Design (The original title of this stream was "Delicious Decadence", and was originally streamed/recorded on February 24th, 2021)
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6:16 Chocolatier: Decadence by Design
2:34:55 Brb Ends
3:10:29 End of Stream
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6:16 Chocolatier: Decadence by Design
2:34:55 Brb Ends
Thank you (:
Thank you so much :))
the travel system is hilarious, I love that rather than flying from australia to hawaii the logical way, because they're actually very close to eachother, you have to fly across *the entire rest of the world* to get there
earth flat
Also how the picture of the map implies like only 5% of the earth's surface is the world map and there's loads more unexplored places
Have you not visited Cuba? Have you not met my colleague? Have you not made me my cafe con leche?
I mean to be fair you still have to fly over half the pacific so they aren’t that close
silly zonka wonka is the best possible name he could’ve picked
REEEEEEEEE
SILLY WILLY CHILLY CHILLI?
can’t tell if that’s in a questioning tone or if it is genuine
Zilly Zonka
cilly willy
"Holy shit, you want these? These things suck"
the haggler. . . .
Nft sellers
What in the world is your profile picture
@@Bright_hotel average jerma viewer pfp
41:37 "100 year old Chocolate Baron Yells at his employees through megaphone,1940s Audio Recovered"
1:01:30 polar bears can swim, he’s in Iceland, it’s 1946, he’s like 100 feet from shore, that bear is living happy
Lemon obsessed streamer destroys global coffee and cacao bean market; sets economy precedent for the rest of the 1900s
BREAKING: Global lime supply collapses after a major shortage found in Australia; the only place limes are found, apparently. Investigators are seeking possible causes tied with candy entrepreneurs.
This is scarily even more true considering the latest The Invisible Hand stream
@@ShioOST Oh dang. I haven't been up on my Jerma lately.
I love how excited he gets when he finds out how much his own recipe Cuban Clock Cleaner is worth.
i love when he forgets about the recycle mechanic and freaks out
I think I personally am responsible for at least 1000 of the views on this upload because I put this or part 2 of chocolatier on to sleep nearly every night. It's such a nostalgic game for me and Jerma's energy here is perfect for paying attention and slowly dozing off to
I've rewatched the long edits of this stream so many times now I realized I spent nearly 20 hours watching the highlights when I could just watch the full stream in that time
"Local Streamer Admits to Violently Breaking Wind during Streams, Refuses to Assist Drifting Polar Bear; More at Eleven..."
*Velvetey dark chocllate emcompolates a smooth creamy le*
👌😚🤌 Le Magnjefiq
Someone wasted no time with an urban dictionary entry for "emcompolate". It's dated February 24th, same day as the stream and before it was uploaded to CZcams.
Swiss is such a beautiful language ❤
not even 5 seconds into a chocolate game and he’s laughing about a car accident
I think some people had inklings of how this gameplay might eventually tie into other lore, but nobody suspected how seamless it would be.
The dementia was unusually strong with this stream
poop pills are killing him
Beefbrain from zerking off hourly
I'm upset he didnt use wonkaS
GODTEIR
Silly zonka wonka is way better though
Anyone know when Jerma v2 is coming out? V1 works fine, but I promised my dying grandmother we'd watch a Jerma v2 stream together and I'm running out of stimpaks.
It's in the backlog I hear, they're trying to iron out the problems V1 currently has so V2 doesn't inherit them.
@@Thinzy let's hope V2 doesn't inherit V1's debt either
I've tried a beta 1.1 version, too many bugs, it just made some weird noises before beatboxing on a loop
Do you guys have the VOD where he publicly spit in the face of a street orphan on stream?
He's disgusting. I can't believe they still allow this guy to stream.
No but I do have a link that goes directly to his hidden only fans account. I’ll be willing to sell it to you for fifty zillion dollars
he deleted it before we could save it
I think that the orphan was suffering from stage 3 Leukemia too. This guy needs to be reported- he is off the rails.
It's on the same vod where he laughed like the joker as he pulled a comically large lever and changed the path of a high speed train to collide into a school for deaf children
"She'll be waiting for you at Ayers Rock in the secret port of Uluru." I didn't know Ayers Rock had a secret port at Uluru, some crazy shit right there, especially since Ayers Rock *IS* Uluru and its in a fucking desert 1:46:33
Well of course it's in a desert you fucking zonker bonkers, you _wouldn't expect a port in a desert_
oh my god i didn't even notice them NOT conflate the names that is hilarious
Immediately sees cars, in hysterics
Jerma's favorite part of Willy Wonka, is when the kids die. That is sick.
sick as in “oh man that’s awesome” or sick like “this dude is DERANGED”. you can never tell with us jermamites
*spits*
They did deserve it tho
insane man rants about ripping earth shattering farts for minutes on end
local man shoots chocolate out windows
Possible real conversation between Jerma and a real Human.
"Hey Jerma, what are the main ingredients in Chocolate??"
"Well obviously its almonds and snowballs you fucking zonker bonker!"
crazy how chocolate is just solidified bean paste
“Cleaning someone’s clock.. it means you’re gonna beat them”
im so glad jerma played this game, chocolatier is one of the most fun games ever. seriously, what an incredible tycoon, all 3 of them!
genuinely didnt think we'd get hooked on this gameplay but here i am waiting eagerly for pt 2
thank u for the upload king
watching him play that baking ingredient mini game makes me want to see him stream Zuma sometime.
OK Zuma
@@JacobKinsley *TWO WHOLE YEARS,* and all you decide to give this guy is a *HALF-BAKED ZOOMER JOKE?!* >:(((
It was really cool seeing him not only enjoy the game a lot but see him get better at it. Really excited to see him play more
I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka has been accused of using cheap ingredients to cut corners and save money on his chocolates. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka once made a batch of chocolates with too much salt, ruining the entire batch. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka has been caught selling chocolates that were not labeled properly, which could be a potential health hazard. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka's chocolates have been known to cause allergic reactions in some people due to cross-contamination with other ingredients. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka has a tendency to overcharge his customers for his mediocre chocolates. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka's chocolates are so bad that some people have compared them to cheap convenience store candy. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka has a habit of leaving his chocolates out in the open for too long, causing them to spoil quickly. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka once sold a box of chocolates that were completely melted due to poor storage conditions. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka uses expired ingredients to make his chocolates, which is why they taste so weird! Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka once got caught selling chocolates that were infested with bugs. Gross! Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka doesn't believe in washing his hands before making chocolates. Who knows what kind of germs are in those chocolates? Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka's chocolates are so bad that they have made people sick before. Stay away from them! Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka steals his chocolate recipes from other chocolatiers and passes them off as his own. What a fraud! Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka's chocolates are made in a dirty and unsanitary kitchen. Yuck! Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka uses artificial flavorings and colors in his chocolates instead of natural ingredients. No wonder they taste so fake! Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka once tried to sell chocolates that were moldy and stale. He's definitely not someone you want to buy chocolate from. Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka has a reputation for being rude and unprofessional to his customers. Don't expect any good customer service from him! Really? Well I heard that Silly Zonka Wonka has been known to lie about the quality of his chocolates just to make a sale. Don't believe everything he says!
holy shit i remember playing this game as a kid, this is the last place i'd expect to see it
i played it as a kid too and found it randomly on steam like last year, i was super surprised!
Does anyone remember what the wine game was that was just like this??
I remember playing this game while I wasn't even ejaculated from my father's gentsticles, and I'm utterly astonished and breathtaken that he even knows this exists
@@fergusonthereaver6686 winemaker extraordinaire?
Mr. Green is back baby
This is how he made his fortune
Local deranged streamer breaks into chocolate factory and throws ingredients out the window. 2 people injured.
I watched this guy snort FunDip without even batting and eye, fucking nuts
i had a girlfriend who would do this for real
@@buddygang9834in middle school i once saw my friend snort a pixie stick
2:46:18 the casino guy literally looks like Jerma did ten years ago
49:48 I cried laughing at this part because I genuinely also wasn’t paying attention so even if I were watching this live I couldn’t have helped lmao
picturing literally none of jermas viewers looking at the screen at that very moment
@@mikotoh The Truman show😰😰
Streamer recreates apartheid state in his "reddit room"
i love getting a feel for the stream by reading this types of comments before I watch
Is this the guy who farted ON STREAM?
psychotic streamer farts hundreds of times while on a phone call
I can't believe jerma literally farts... I can't watch in good conscious now
Disgusting streamer traps himself and his girlfriend in Dutch oven after eating too much coffee cheetos chicken
I love falling asleep to a post-WW2 *DYSTOPIAN HELLSCAPE* built on *SUGAR ADDICTION* and *GAMBLING*
“My husband is missing in the war, he may never come back, SILLY ZONKA WONKA!”
The comments about Jerma being a fucking awful human being never fail to make me laugh
its all in good fun, at his expense of course
Jerma and Tomar are cut from the same cloth.
@@HamazuraGOD oh my god you’ve just made me realize this
@@HamazuraGOD Let's pray these sick fucks never meet
@@HamazuraGOD We don't talk about where that cloth came from
this game is unironically amazing
I'm surprised Jerma had enough restraint to not blow all his money at the casino. I'm scared for part 2.
Edit: I see the 3.1 million limes in the thumbnail for part 2, oh no...
The vod of the stream getting uploaded within 24 hours is pretty PawgChamp
Pretty what now
Bro chill
I'm not saying that this guy is in this position, it's probably just a joke, but imagine not being initiated with Twitch and thinking we're all just a bunch of weirdo perverts walking around going "PawgChamp" and "Pawggers," thinking it really is all just Twitch thots lol
HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS GAME I WAS LOOKING FOR IT
3:00:40 the dude at the casino even looks like jerma... it couldn't have been more divine
I caught part of this stream live but bailed to watch a different streamer play E1 of Blood because I figured this was one of those ones I could watch later. Wasn't expecting it to already be up. Thanks, Jerma Stream Archive.
No one cares
@@kinnikuboneman Thanks for sharing.
@@kinnikuboneman I care
This stream was short and sweet
Just like Jerma
@@Friedbread0 exactly
It felt like a cbd stream
the soap sprite "chocolate" is even nastier considering that dairy spoils when mixed with something acidic like fruit juice
He can't spell for shit. ♥️
this really brings me back man, i remember playing this game as a kid
You too? My grandma was always an avid player of these kinds of computer games (mostly those hidden-item puzzles and match-three games), and one of the things she played was the Chocolatier series. I dunno, there's just something about seeing Jerma turn my childhood games into sweatshop simulators that I love.
@@certifiedbigboy2201 You were a kid in 2009?
@@GuillotineDani boomer detected
Lol you guys. I was an adult in 2009. The only millennial who is also definitely is a boomer is Jeremy
@@Pactastic042 11 year old detected
MORE. MOOOOORE. MOOORE
Why do I get so mad at the fact he was buying 20 Lemons at a time
I used to fucking love this game as a kid, I wanted the chocolate so bad
I had a sleep paralysis moment last night, I saw bert from sesame Street at the end of my bed after he killed my dad. Luckily, I left my phone on autoplay, and I was slowly waken up by the sounds of jerma talking about the price of milk being low and the bait and switch with the price of the lemons, and I knew everything would be all right.
Damn bro, all I ever get are spiders.
Funny how I came to this stream from your other comment on the coin game vod about the best streams to fall asleep to
🙏 packing my bags. Perfect timing
As an aussie, this game either shows it's age, or shows it's historical accuracy by calling it Ayers Rock *at* Uluru instead of just Uluru outright.
I saw that too and im sitting here thinking I had a stroke
loved this one
Is this the streamer who forgot to install flash player on stream?
Yes, it is. This is also the streamer who once threw 50 orphans into a meat grinder on stream.
You know a very cool game he could play? A very old Cd game called “Lionel’s Train Town Delux”, tons of challenges, plus the music is super good too! He wouldn’t have to mute anything. You can find it on sites like myabandonware and it’s easy to download and setup!
put this in the #recommendations channel of his official discord so he'll see it! :)
@@henryhall9755 I’m not in his official one, I’m in the stream archive one but not his official one. You have a link maybe?
@@DoctorDetroitVideosStuff go to chat and type !discord , then nightbot will give you an invite!
@@henryhall9755 hmm ok
@@henryhall9755 Off-topic, but where is your pfp from? It looks familiar
Of course the guy in the casino wanted Jerma’s specialty
Is this the streamer who bought 1000 limes for no reason?
When he mailed a 50,000 dollar check to "limes" because he was shit faced and craved something sour
@@JacobKinsley god tier stream I swear
mochaS
Perfect timing. Thank You for uploading these. Really needed this today. Quite the shitty day.
Edit: Hope you all have a wonderful life!
I hope your day gets better
i hope today is better for you
@@fatcat8977 Thank You! Hope you have a day filled with grandeur.
@@noodless Thank You! It’s much better! I wish a fantastic day for You!
I hope your day is going well right now.
I could’ve seen him going with Billy Bonka honestly
So cool to see Zürich in a game Jerma plays :D
I wish Zürich was real
The university of ZERK
Named after a generous donator wrote a 100 thousand dollar check mailed to "zorn" because he wanted to play the free game he saw in a banner ad once
the way he talks about getting your clock cleaned is so funny to me
Silly Zonka Wonka is a broken man
Thus the legend of Mr Green was born
19:28 best tune
Sick frick admits to shitting on stream 1:35
“I can sit there for 10 seconds and fart and burp and shit” wtf Jerma not ok
(This is a joke comment)
World renowned actor Jerem
Part 1 is great but part 2 is a trip
$3000 in 1946 is about $42,000
the casino guy looks like jerma and he wants the disgusting urinal cakes. hmmmmmm
This was my first Jerma stream and solidified my coffee addiction during the critical formative years of my life.
Thanks Jerma
Oh my God I remember this game from my childhood
God I can't wait for him to get out of prison so he can stream again
this is the jerma stream of all time
Choclate
This was the very first Jerma stream I ever watched, and thank God, because the fact he managed to make such a lame sounding game absolutely hysterical is what kept me watching. Now, I've fully assimilated with Jerma
6:22 olive garden
42:45
silly zonka wonka, good god this guy is off the rails, and within such little time
ah yes the main ingredients of chocolate: snowballs and almonds
Why is the 2nd person speaking in 2nd person to me?
Is this the guy that streams on his toilet?
the comments about jerma and the comments about tomar are literally the same and its hilarious
The only game where kids can make millions selling chocolates labelled as BarOPooP xD
S. Z. Wonka was Mr. Green??
9:11
14:15
19:32
1:06:28
Alliance be like 1:52:47
Horde be like 1:49:29
RIP Jerma
Im beyond pump3d
1:06:28 his spelling here is killing me. especially his complete butchering of "encapsulates". so fucking funny
here i was thinking it was encompasses. perhaps a frankenstein's monster of the two
he doesn't even know what a budtender is
losing it like an idiot every time he says his in game name
Only watched for the Alex subplot
world war 2 dollahs
I prefer War of 1812 dollahs