How does Jerma Really Feel? - Jerma Worst Items from Tier Lists Taste Test Stream Edit
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Originally Streamed on May 13th, 2022
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"Why would you eat something you don't like?" He asked, surrounded by food and drinks he did not like and intended to eat.
I read that in the Stanley parable narrator voice for some reason.
But jerma has a "why", it's so he can entertain, it's not the same as some rando chat dude or Holly.
@@GenericProtagonist7 That's the same excuse he used to beat all those women in 1999
@@christpierre wrong streamer
Well in his case money but thats not applicable to the average person.
It's weird that as soon as Jerma was accused of eating people he suddenly buys an abnormal amount of food commonly eaten by regular people
And then proceeds to eat everything like an alien emulating a human, the way he put that gummy worm in his mouth disturbs me
And clearly not liking it. Like he doesn't like normal food
"you're supposed to chew?"
It’s bait for the people he’s going to eat
are you a boyfriend free girl?
All these chemicals he's eating are going to hurt the baby 😞
this comment is taking me out
@rеtаrd no ster is the dad Holly is the godmother
@rеtаrd he IS the baby
How many fucking comments do you have on this video good lord
@@ItsDVG i didnt even realize until i read this wtf lol
It’s so cute that any time Holly laughs at a joke Jerma says it again louder
His brain is like “She liked that, do it again!”
agane! we go agane!
good icon
@@glitterstar74972 thanks!
@@Slanderbot xqcL
@@typhonyx_was_taken is that that owl thing thing the owl house
Holly is the live studio audience. When chat laughs it's a +2, when holly laughs it's a +3
I think from this point on Jerma should just have her sat in the corner off camera every stream for that exact purpose.
@@DovahFett Holly could you come downstairs, I wanna talk to you. Some guy on CZcams said you should sit off cam in my stream and just watch, when you laugh chat thinks the situation gets even funnier. I am gonna stream "insert off brand shit 7h game" can you just sit off screen for that time? Fantastic.
@@DovahFett DONT give him that idea he will CHAIN her to the chair and probably throw peanuts at her when he dies in a game.
@@carto4028 not peanuts he’ll just throw entire plates of hamburger helper at her
LIVE HOLLY REACTION right next to the OTTO CAM right next to the BIRD WATCHING MINISTREAM
DERANGED streamer forces his STARVING "girlfriend" to watch him eat a whole walmarts worth of food in front of her occasionally feeding her like a SICK DUCK.
I accidentally read sick duck with the I and u switched
@@luigijackson6252 me too holy shit
This might be the funniest comment I've seen since Jerma chained me to a chair, made me watch him eat moulded chocolate chips and put my family in a meat grinder
@@a7475 me too! It remindse of that time jerma ground up my legs into a meat loaf and pretended to feed it to orphans, but ground them up too!!?!
Apple fact: Red delicious used to taste good a hundred years ago but producers wanted an apple that had a skin that wouldn't bruise in shipping and no yellow random yellow spots on the apple to make it look more tasty. They ended up breeding a tougher apple that while didn't bruise had a terrible texture because of this and by breeding out the gene that gave it yellow spots for a complete red appearance they failed to realize that the same gene is what made the apple taste good at all. If you want to try what it used to taste like then buy a honeycrisp apple. It was made by a guy who basically wanted to remake what the red delicious used to be.
that does explain why they're absolutely disgusting. honeycrisp is like the best apple variety
The apple update sucked
Now I only play the fanmade classic mod
Red delicious are fuckin gross, it's like eating weird chewy rock made of sugar
Cosmic crisps are where it’s at
Honeycrisp and Fuji apples are literally the only two kinds of apples I'll eat, they're nice and large and have nice texture to just bite into. Red Delicious are small and dry and just suck. They're literally the shitty fruit you get at a school cafeteria.
"I don't like gummi worms, 'cause gummi worms are for children."
-man-child literally surrounded by candy
"gummi worms are for children" -a man who put fun dips at an S
literally 38
him eating a handful of bean boozeled might be the most psychotic, deranged things I have ever seen anyone do
Jesus... Christ... Amen...
I nearly threw up from just eating 1 of the vomit ones. The fact that he put a bunch in his mouth is insane
@Jason The vomit one is FOUL, but nothing I have ever eaten in my entire life comes close to the sheer disgust I felt eating the "Stink Bug" ones. It stays in your teeth. Rancid is the understatement of a lifetime.
I feel like he dodged a bullet by having the handful actually, like if he had only the vomit one alone (or any of them alone) that prob is way worse than ‘raw hamburger meat’
As someone who has done that, he definitely got lucky if he was immediately able to continue the stream
The bit where he pretended to be an old man eating the Mounds was funny but i must say it was a weird choice for him to stay in that character for the rest of the stream
truly the master of avant garde performances
Thank you Pete Funny Joke that was a funny joke Pete
@@babble4888 babble
He's fake teeth had to get replaced he needs to chew more slowly.
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 it's 'his' not 'he's', I've seen you make this mistake before on another video
Jerma putting ONLY fun dip in S tier is just so on brand
Hes right
Spoilers
@@hunterhudson4577 reading the comments before finishing the video??
He reminds me of my dad sometimes, my dad was a 70s kid and is a diehard fundip fan
@@newtybot HE NEEDS HIS JERMA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE EXPERIENCE
i can’t believe he describes entertainment with friends as “friend content”
Well that is what it is lmao
“Pregnancy test” was a great one guy moment
I joined the stream right when that bit started. Didn't know what the fuck was going on.
It’s exactly what I was thinking, and I was just waiting for OneGuy to give voice to my own derangement
39:40 OTTO SPOTTED LOWER LEFT
23:55 special otto appearance
Sick of jerma always putting Otto on camera to bolster his dwindling view count and receding hairline
31:08 he appears
@Hero "it's what Otto would have wanted."
So wholesome that such a nice young lady caretaker would let her elderly client eat for the first time in a week
holly sneakily putting almondjoy in S-tier at 4:09 and then quietly putting it back in the list is so cute
is he still with holly?
@@tobiasribisch712 I believe so
@@tobiasribisch712yes he’s still with holly.
My brother drank a whole bottle of fireball once. He made me watch one piece with him, made a peanut butter sandwich and threw up on the floor
no man can drink a whole bottle of any alcohol in a short amount of time and be ok
@@rampageblizzard oh he definitely was not okay I assure you
Cool
No man who watches one piece can be okay
@@gabrielbennett8239 HEY I WATCH ONE PIECE.
And you're right
Jerma the kind of guy to give you 3 lukewarm and some baised takes before hitting you with the most wack inhuman vile take you've ever heard.
He *will* puke on you.
i feel like i saw this in chat while he stream was live
Literally the Swedish fish take.
Everything else didn't surprise me, but the sun chips did. They're like my favorite snack. The cheddar version is even better.
@@ronzology you’re sick in the head for liking sunchips
one hour of jerma calling my favorite candy the worst thing hes ever eaten
HOW THE FUCK ARE MILK DUDS THE WORST OF THE NIGHT?? YOU JUST HAD FUCKING SNOWCAPS YOU SICKO
Almond joy moment
Can't relate. Sincerely, a fun dip Enjoyer
I’m just glad that cantaloupe 🍈 got C
The personal offense I feel from the presence of Swedish fish, milk duds, cantaloupe, honeydew melon, sun chips, dots, twizzlers, mike n ikes, fun dip, tootsie ro
Chat calling him out for SKILL ISSUE for eating candy wrong then getting mad about it is so predictable yet so funny.
I feel like the really Jerma thing to do would be to throw all of it into a blender, drink it, then put all the food items in B tier
The meat grinder incident
@@caldineescogroft8831 Human meat is S tier
1 sip, 700 grams of sugar
And it will taste like raw hamburger meat
suicide on stream pog
words cannot describe how angry i feel about him not liking sun chips cause they "taste boring" when this psychopath exclusively likes WHITE bread
sun chips suck
As opposed to BLACK bread???!!! Racist!
To be fair, I haven't even fucking SEEN the "Original" flavour sun chips. To me, "Original" flavour Sun chips are Cheddar cheese. And I can see him finding the original boring but liking French Onion.
@@NEEDbacon okay okay the cheddar one is bomb, i cant even hold you
@@leo-gv4td It is. Like if he said Cheddar Cheese Sun Chips were F, then I'd be extremely suspicious of everything else he said. But yeah, I haven't even seen "original" flavour sun chips, like ever.
39:10
"I'm thinking of pee"
"Stop thinking of pee!"
This dynamic is just beautiful
His caretaker really did a good job this stream!
Jerma's adhd brain is the devil on jerma's shoulder and hollie is the Angel on the other shoulder that affirms whether he's coming across as deranged or not
13:30 How did he PERFECTLY emulate the sound of a receiver being hung up
he can conjure one best sound once every stream
clearly you're new here.
Jerma's Larynx is like clay, he can mash it around and mutate it on the fly to replicate any sound he's heard before.
Regarding 50:30 I'd just like to say 40 scoville units is less spice than an ordinary red pepper. I like to imagine Jerma actually eating a bell pepper and freaking out like that.
White people lmao
That is hilarious
Ikr? Huy Fong sriracha sauce is like over 2000 scoville units, and Tabasco can go up to 5000 scoville units apparently
Jerma was reacting like that as a joke
Jerma's "oh juicy" won't go unnoticed in the list of random shit I remember right before falling asleep and laugh out loud at (6:00)
baldflips spotted
This will go in my list titled "Jerma what the fuck why would you say that"
The inflection in his voice is just terrible too. The horny fans are gonna have a field trip with it
@@givemegrape1688 not even why would he say that but why would he say that in that specific tone
why'd he say it like that though..
He’s been abused so much that he assumes nice shirt must be an insult
27:34 that bag falling over and his reaction is just gold
It didn't have his permission.
"The skin is still in my mouth. I'm still eating skin. (..) it's like popcorn."
Sure hope no one revives the serial killer jerma meme.
Jerma: *eats a single chip, sips a drop of soda*
absolute weaklings in the chat: "OMG DID HE DIED??"
I'm glad Jerma was at least responsible enough to call Doctor Schmoixen for some advice before beginning his mukbang escapade.
holly laughing at his jokes was super adorable this stream
Ikrrrr!! She’s so cute! I hope jerma and Holly are. Happy together! ❤
@@THEJesusChristyoutubechannel why did you put a period between those words. what are you hiding
@@funnymanhaha7899 they have seen the horrors of the abyss
@@broomy1610 I guess you could say they peeped the horror
@@broomy1610 once you see the abyss you will appreciate when people simply "are".
Jerma putting the geology and carnival stream into the dirt with just the opening shoot of his mukbang stream
Hard disagree
This whole stream is the internet equivalent of a parent telling a toddler "Try it once before you can say you don't like it"
why is jerma telling himself “this is gonna be the worst thing ever” before every snack
It's easier to be let down by a low expectation than a high one
Pessimistic mehset
@@StephenMckeighen it’s the literal opposite but ok.
It’s easier to be Let down by a HIGH expectation.
If your expectations are already low then when it sucks, you’re already expecting it.
@@EddieBurke actually makes sense
@@EddieBurke Pretty sure most people understood the point he was trying to make; it just wasn’t worded correctly.
26:15 is so funny to me because it looks like he’s about to defend himself eating microplastics. Like “i’ll have you know that i LIKE the flavour microplastics bring”
once ate a whole jumbo bag of swedish fish and seeing his reaction to them made all of the fibers in my body implode at once.
You are the true monster
Swedish fish suck, anyone who says they eat them aren’t real people
I can relate😩
The 5 pound bags at the gas station 🤌
it's so jarring that jerma can handle spice. seemed like the type that would melt from a single hot cheeto
49:02 I love how he points at the blue for red and red for blue lol
4chan users deciding whether to take the red or blue pill
finally jerma has a laughing wife in the background just like his best friend ster
She is not his wife, she is just jerma in a costume having a mental breakdowm
@@caldineescogroft8831 i know. but laughing wife is too iconic of a phrase
ster is the wife
Jerma got married??
@@bruhlaro5416 i think she's still only at girlfriend status ATM
but i can see it, from what few interactions we can see on stream
edit: typo
just the clip of him laughing at the noodle image from the other room is so funny to me for some reason
the instant cut after is the cherry on top
As someone with a gluten intolerance, I almost wish that gluten free bread was on the tier list. Just to watch him try to figure out how bread could possibly be so dense, taste so bad, and also be like $6.99 depending on where it's being sold.
John Pinette hit the nail on the head when he described them as space shuttle tiles, and he was talking about them decades ago.
The most fair thing is the Salt and Vinegar chips. That is the ultimate "You love them or hate them." That may be the most sane and calm take I have heard from Jerma ever.
Edit:
And of course he follows that up by giving sunchips an F tier. Ok psycho
Edit 2:
"Cashews are the VENISON of the peanut world." So they're absolutely delicious and healthy???????
What the fuck does venison of the peanut world even MEAN
Cashews are terrible and ive unfortunately eaten so so many of them before.
@@thomassully6421 In terms of texture i think he meant lol
@@lsvensson2166 lol what does this even mean? were you forced? did you have an epiphany of some kind? im invested
@@Gamed-dd7tj When I was a kid my mom would often bring cashews for times when we were on the move like car trips.
33:14 he shoves a handful of beans in his mouth. nominate for worst face 2022
Jerma doesn’t strike me as the kind of the guy to eat on stream, in fact a lot of the times he goes boomer mode and hates to do anything on camera lmao. He’s evolving.
This isn't Jerma985 this is Jerma986 that's why, last one died off stream so they had to grow another one
@@nuttybutty9028 This one came with an interactive girlfriend too. Cool beans.
Are you kidding? Did you miss the legendary McDonalds and Burger King streams?
@@funnyaccountname5763 yeah but he was embarrassed af and tried to hide his face behind the whopper lol
he's always said he hates eating on stream, even on this stream he says he hates being on camera
Jerma's psychopathy means he can't comprehend the innately human emotional journey that is chewing a milk dud. The milk dud isn't perfect and it lasts both far too long and not long enough, if you just let it sit instead of actively Interacting you get nothing out of it, and it leaves behind pieces that get stuck to us when its over. Really the milk dud is just like a person. Also apt cause jerma eats people too.
The fact he didn't know you chew DOTS just.. it hurt so much. I felt genuine mental anguish.
Glad to see Jerma finally became a part of the Mukbang community
I like how he described the Tootsie Roll as "fun to do" as if it were a drug or something 😆
im so upset that me and the 30-something year old man in my phone don’t have the same opinions on junk food
19:09 satan offering you a contract for eternal life
Soul contract Andy
42:34 “im not spending anymore time on dots.” as he’s setting them down and then it cutting to the box back in front of him sent me
24:05, Psychotic streamer who has been suffering from bowel movement issues literally shows chat his feces and asks if it's "supposed to look like that", then proceeds to consume it.
Wtf is wrong with this guy.
This episode of Jerma985 was filmed in front of a live studio audience.
The fact that he needed chat to tell him to chew the dots makes me not trust his judgment on any food.
"IM NOT GONNA PUKE!!"
proceeds to ingest 30,000 old bandaid and puke flavoured jelly beans
27:22 From Reviewbrah to Teachernoise to Nikocado within 10 seconds.
The more I watch the more I think he studied Nikocados personality for little fake outrages just for this stream.
Jerma tends to watch a lot of random crap before going to bed as he's said many times before. Im pretty sure Nikocado is on the list of people he's watched extensively.
i like the absolutely deranged choice to buy the BIGGEST POSSIBLE sizes of the snacks that he's only going to take a bite of. I have never seen an Almond Joy package that large in my entire life
Cheltie try not to edit entire streams into highlights in under 24 hours challenge 2022 (IMPOSSIBLE)
" This soda is syrupy" he says about a syrup + water bubbly drink
27:50. Why is the way he describes hot tamale lovers so unbelievably funny
I still can't believe you left the part out where he threw up violently and yelled at the chat saying it was "Your fault!" So glad he doesn't exist.
I know, imagine if Jerma was real?
Holly laughing at his jokes made my day
Who?
@@KRUSH-R his caretaker
@@KRUSH-R His cousin from the Netherlands
@@KRUSH-R his grandmother
@@KRUSH-R His priest
I've just been sat here mildly amused this whole time and then someone says the fun dip looks like a pregnancy test and I LOST IT.
when he described cashews as "gamey" i wanted to die
I like that Holly secretly sends Almond Joy to S without Jeremy noticing
The guy who makes the jerma pregnancy compilations is having a field day with this stream
THE WHO?
The guy who WHAT
YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT CASUALLY HERE
God, having Holly laugh at Jerma’s jokes is some of the most simple wholesome shit I’ve seen on a stream in a while. And I agree with another guy here in the comments, with her it’s +3.
Hearing "Heart Healthy" on the back of a bag of hyper processed junk food chips makes my actual heart hurt, that's insane.
average microplastic andy
The thing with Red Delicious apples is that the name is only half correct.
Red
Tastes like red
Yeah it's because they aren't red they're brown
God he's so fucking funny, what have I been missing
Welcome to the Jermaverse
Watching Jerma eat cookie dough bites while I’m eating cookie dough bites was scary because it made me realize that he’s aloud to eat human food
Stoner eats his daily meal
a light snack for a man-sized man like jerma
His mannerisms and emotions make it seem like it's a cartel execution mukbang
I had a few moments of sadness but once he shit on Hot Tamales and mentioned how Fireball Whiskey is heinous, I've never related more.
27:34 Bat-out-of-hell streamer MANHANDLES inanimate object for disobeying
i was in complete shock when he took take handful of jelly beans, i could not believe what this psycho was doin in front of me
"Trader Joe's makes a better taki" that shits gentrification
Why is Jerma so afraid of offending these giant food and beverage companies 😂
The Chiquita banana company orchestrated a coup in Guatemala and Coke supported apartheid in South Africa, he is wise not to underestimate Big Food
@@PyroxeneOfTheDamned go back to Reddit you tub of lard 😂
@@PyroxeneOfTheDamned Reddit man begone
He needs sponsors
He looking for that sponsership money, he already shilled for fruit in the jerma rumble live action.
I DEMAND a public apology for putting original sun chips in the same tier as swedish fish and putting almond joy so high
Bro i agree , im more of a S tier Swedish fish guy
APOLOGY? I WANT BLOOD!
Man sun chips remind me of leather baked to a crisp with a bit of seasoning ngl.
Non original sun chips are delicious imo but I'd never go out and buy them
Sun chips aren't something I eat often or go out and buy, but the salsa sunchips absolutely hit the spot once in a while. Swedish fish are great, but I never buy then, someone always has a bag and is offering when I eat them.
I love that "skill issue" wasn't entirely ironic
It's great to watch this at 0.5 speed.
All his laughs sound like cries and he seems heavily sedated.
The tormented beast wails
I like to imagine each cut between foods is cutting out footage of him eating the entire container of food like he's just eating masses of food
5:58 DERANGED STREAMER eats SKIN in front of LIVE AUDIENCE
I really liked how he described spending time with your friends as “content”, he said the bean-boozeled would be “great friend content”
HOSTAGE streamer forced to eat GOOD food
Why does Jerma keep calling lollies "kids candy" as if there's fucking "adult candy". It's all basically sugar and nothing else
Broke my heart when the stream was delayed. Thank you Cheltie for standing up for Europe!
@Padlock Steve very observant
@@Padlock_Steve Italy would like to have a word
isn’t this the guy who got high on stream, drank an entire bottle of cream soda then threw up down his own shirt?
no, it's the guy who got into non-fatal car accident, only to die from laughter later on, when he was retelling the police how that car crash happened
Now we need to find a way for him to fight all his F-ranked From Software bosses in one stream.
As someone who also eats really healthy, when you start eating junk food or drink sugary sodas, you immediately taste all the chemicals and other bad shit in it. Its why Jerma doesnt like them; they're too sweet and processed. I can do cookies, but they have to be from like aldi or some other store since walmart puts high fructose syrup into everything.
WAIT DOES AMERICA HAVE ALDI NOW?!?
They've come so far
lmfao
12:37 jerma finally admits he gets high
Jerma discovering he was wrong about the deliciousness of Fun Dip gave me SUCH a strong sense of personal victory holy moly.
38:02 if there isn't a pic edited to make it look like Jerma's holdin a pregnancy teat and it has the two lines imma be disappointed
Its so cute hearing Holly’s laugh in the background. Lucky guy and lucky girl
Jerma is out here proving that opinions can be wrong.
Now we need an A tier food mukbang
Cheltie you have blessed us with another quick edit
Funny story about red delicious’s, I once had a whole back of red delicious apples in my fridge on my laundry room (they were like the really big yellow and red apples) that I totally forgot about for about a month until i just pulled the bag out one day while joking around with a friend of mine who was living with me around the time. I joked around like “hey u want an apple” with the now grody ass apples which led to me bragging about having an outfielders arm (I could throw shit fairly far and fairly high) and, to prove it, I decided to throw one into this lake that was across the way that would’ve required me to throw this apple over an apartment building as well. So i chucked this bitch as hard as high could however, my throw was inaccurate as hell, and it ended up veering off to the left and smashing through the window of this office building that was right next door to us. We just heard the sound of shattering glass, followed by a loud ass alarm, (the business inside the office was one of those 9-5 type business, and it was around 8), and me and my friend immediately sprinted back into the apartment. Someone came asking the next day if we saw anything and we were like, “nope, nuh-uh”
In college I knew one dude who would chug an entire Mountain Dew just before class started. Then he would have another at some point before class ended. The sound of chugging mountain dew is grossly distinct