Jerma Streams - Tier List (Part 11) [Taste Test Edition]

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  • Jerma archived Tier List (The original title of this stream was "How do I REALLY feel?", and was originally streamed/recorded on May 12th, 2022)
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    5:24 Camera On
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    3:18:32 End of Stream
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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  Před 2 lety +633

    5:24 Camera On
    2:22:15 Brb Ends

    • @PORKII-lw9um
      @PORKII-lw9um Před 2 lety +35

      1:41:04 caught me off guard while I was working lol

    • @Tommybouy666
      @Tommybouy666 Před rokem +25

      Wow thanks for letting us know what would we do without your 2 timestamps

    • @PsychoTrenchcoatKid
      @PsychoTrenchcoatKid Před rokem +7

      @@Tommybouy666 best timestamps in history of life

    • @the_big_har
      @the_big_har Před rokem +2

      @@PsychoTrenchcoatKid the timestamps of all time

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse Před 11 měsíci

      why@@PORKII-lw9um

  • @vaszs5641
    @vaszs5641 Před 2 lety +4309

    the way he sits is like someone carried him by his armpits and placed him there

  • @sharkosupreme
    @sharkosupreme Před 2 lety +4894

    This must be big for jerma, having never tried human food before

    • @Devil-xy8pk
      @Devil-xy8pk Před 2 lety +76

      Coming from a guy who eats rocks, eh ? Aksndaekbfsekjbfaekjnf

    • @Peeblo
      @Peeblo Před 2 lety +132

      He has, however, eaten human before.

    • @MHScald
      @MHScald Před 2 lety +41

      Hamburger helper is almost human food though

    • @gibstoper
      @gibstoper Před 2 lety +11

      Huge, even

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman Před 2 lety +8

      Most of this isn't even food

  • @gnaat
    @gnaat Před 2 lety +3903

    Jerma sniffing Trolli sour gummy worms, complaining that they smell "fake", as if he's expecting actual living worms in the package.

    • @darukan
      @darukan Před 2 lety +2

      he devours a human family of 3 every wednesday, what do you expect of this monster

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 Před 2 lety +26

      He’s Mr Boss

    • @Kovac_
      @Kovac_ Před 2 lety +236

      Worms are his regular sustenance. The cruel mockery of nature that are the "gummy worms" disgusts him.

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Před 2 lety +64

      "this gelatin smells synthetic"

    • @user-ri63jglby
      @user-ri63jglby Před rokem +37

      im surprised he doesnt think everything is fake considering hes from a different planet

  • @angryoiseau2245
    @angryoiseau2245 Před 2 lety +4340

    When holly comes on screen it looks like a normal human standing next to a mascot character

    • @ozvoid1245
      @ozvoid1245 Před 2 lety +158

      It is quite quite the fascinating occurrence, isn't it?

    • @cinephile_jay
      @cinephile_jay Před 2 lety +127

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas girlfriend

    • @gnaat
      @gnaat Před 2 lety +290

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas mother

    • @Gaius88
      @Gaius88 Před 2 lety +493

      @@seanrobison8558 Jerma's psychiatrist

    • @tristantrevino327
      @tristantrevino327 Před 2 lety +127

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas sister

  • @Roebey
    @Roebey Před 2 lety +1274

    Holly's laughing is a very sweet and welcoming addition even if it does destroy the illusion that jerma is a gremlin slowly going insane inside an abandoned apartment

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla Před rokem +127

      She’s the concerned investigator who finally found him but found out he actually wasn’t that bad so watched him eat mediocre food for 3 hours

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Před rokem +89

      It's a soundboard he's playing

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před rokem +12

      @@Everettalla That woman character from megamind

    • @dysfunction0511
      @dysfunction0511 Před rokem +3

      he must have carer supervision

    • @peptalkk_4595
      @peptalkk_4595 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@JacobKinsley her name is Roxanne !!! Give her some respect !!!

  • @randalabra3852
    @randalabra3852 Před 2 lety +2368

    "The skin is still in my mouth, im still eating skin" is perfect for those PSYCHO streamer comps

    • @audrey0919
      @audrey0919 Před 2 lety +23

      Do you have a timestamp please that’s hilarious

    • @katie9869
      @katie9869 Před 2 lety +15

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @gatov_
      @gatov_ Před 2 lety +30

      @@audrey0919 12:33

  • @lilithFGC
    @lilithFGC Před 2 lety +2055

    I was the “eat a handful of the fucked up jelly beans” guy, one of my proudest jerma moments

    • @meh3786
      @meh3786 Před 2 lety +12

      proof?

    • @18themxxn_
      @18themxxn_ Před 2 lety +96

      he's the one guy

    • @neondreams0514
      @neondreams0514 Před 2 lety +459

      @@meh3786 Really? It's a comment in a twitch chat section, it's not like he's claiming he found El Dorado or something lol

    • @hayden9876
      @hayden9876 Před 2 lety +13

      like 30 people said it before he read it

    • @uzundeprem5743
      @uzundeprem5743 Před 2 lety +1

      Based

  • @shark7013
    @shark7013 Před 2 lety +875

    "I dont like gummy worms because theyre for children" says the streamer who has made multiple barf and poop jokes in the last two hours

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 Před 2 lety +40

      And put fun dip in s

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Před 2 lety +35

      says the streamer who has a video on one of his main channels called "Crying and Farting and Screaming"

    • @dingalong14
      @dingalong14 Před rokem +5

      He's literally talked about *and demonstrated* the fact he regularly eats baby food on stream

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci +3

      Anyone who says 'I don't like candy because I'm not a child' is like the culinary equivalent of that one annoying friend when you're all talking about sex in a lighthearted way and they pipe up all serious like saying stuff like 'I don't masturbate because I'm not a teenager any more' its like 'Mmm hmm. Yeah bro. We believe you. For sure. Can we continue with our conversation?'

    • @batata4427
      @batata4427 Před 7 měsíci +5

      ​@@JacobKinsley is that supposed to be relatable

  • @scarabeedae
    @scarabeedae Před 2 lety +2437

    17:53 I want to go to jerma's imaginary restaurant where corn flakes is apparently a ready made menu item

    • @18themxxn_
      @18themxxn_ Před 2 lety +231

      you just know they have a mansized meatgrinder in the kitchen

    • @Thinzy
      @Thinzy Před 2 lety +83

      @@18themxxn_ and the cupboards would be lined with nothing but radishes and paper plates

    • @KingSulley
      @KingSulley Před 2 lety +54

      My local franchise breakfast chain serves Cornflakes, fruitloops, and cheerios as alternative menu items for picky eaters.
      I have a friend that always orders cereal so he doesn't have to buy a $30 breakfast.

    • @Boomeyoo
      @Boomeyoo Před 2 lety +27

      Around half of the American-style buffets I've been to have had various cold and hot cereals. Idk why you would go for that over, you know, the buffet. Like Sulley said though it's probably just for picky eaters.

    • @rance2799
      @rance2799 Před 2 lety +5

      Some of the more fancy restaurants tend to have overpriced cereal on the menu.

  • @denimbug
    @denimbug Před 2 lety +780

    this kind of feels like the human version of my hamster picking through the snack mix I got her to decide which ones she likes

  • @cms3816
    @cms3816 Před 2 lety +729

    the thumbnail of jerma looking into the camera like a nervous dog completely surrounded by absolutely disgusting snack food in backrooms lighting made me feel some kind of emotion

    • @astolbro7183
      @astolbro7183 Před 2 lety +66

      80% of the snack food on that table is pure gold miss me with that "absolutly disgusting bs"

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 Před 2 lety +48

      @@astolbro7183 my fault bro. most snack food just makes my stomach hurt respectfully

    • @Made_on_marzzz
      @Made_on_marzzz Před rokem +1

      I was horrified

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 Před rokem

      @@Elaina2206 lmfao

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Před rokem

      @@Elaina2206 no cap

  • @neonlifeform
    @neonlifeform Před 2 lety +1268

    Jerma’s reaction to the cantaloupe being “ohh, juicy…” is going to fucking haunt me

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy Před 2 lety +1

      Mf started to moan because of cantaloupe

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 Před 2 lety +108

      omg ikr i can’t belibe he sed that that is so crzy i cannot even bro ong he said a piece of frute was juicy OMG1!1 LOL i cannot even that is so fkd up i will never be the same again #relatabol

    • @herojenni
      @herojenni Před 2 lety +122

      @@peen2804 cool comment dude

    • @neonlifeform
      @neonlifeform Před 2 lety +85

      @@peen2804 ridiculously painful to read, thanks so much

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA Před 2 lety +48

      @@peen2804 Snake, you incapacitated 5 civilians!

  • @firstlast9855
    @firstlast9855 Před 2 lety +667

    I like how he calls hanging out with friends "friend content"

  • @rat-gang-
    @rat-gang- Před 2 lety +905

    i've literally never seen someone struggle to eat an almond joy as much as jerma just did

    • @moonlightning8269
      @moonlightning8269 Před 2 lety +144

      He forgot to wear his dentures so it didn’t get a fair assessment

    • @engar-dug5197
      @engar-dug5197 Před 2 lety +45

      This made me want to scream at the screen more than nearly any other Jerma moment.

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 Před 2 lety

      he wasn’t struggling just takes a while to chew coconut lmao. no wonder his chat and CZcams comments suck so bad. freaking tf out because someone doesn’t like the texture of something 😂 he somehow attracts the most sheltered people you could imagine. case in point the above comments about one of the literal most fibrous foods commonly consumed needing more chewing equals struggling wtf 😂 wow fucking crazy right I can’t believe he had 2 chew that coconut omg guyz I can’t even !1!1!1!11

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- Před 2 lety +48

      @@peen2804 skill issue, coconut isn't that hard to chew

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams Před 2 lety +20

      @@rat-gang- I think he's scared to swallow 😂 like wtf I thought he meant it got stuck in his teeth not that he literally cant chew it

  • @SuprememessageNG
    @SuprememessageNG Před rokem +152

    Jerma's inability to swallow an Almond Joy without gumming it for three minutes is proof he's an alien.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Před rokem +17

      Performing nutrient extraction.

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Před 28 dny +1

      I had a mounds recently I shallowed it one bite no problem

  • @whatr0
    @whatr0 Před 2 lety +489

    "That's *so* much sugar!" man who has, by his own admission, eaten 10,000 pints of Ben and Jerry's

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx Před 2 lety +84

      And an entire sleeve of Oreos

    • @jpm80
      @jpm80 Před 2 lety +70

      @@Matt-ot9nx To be fair he didn't get to digest it because he threw it up almost immediately afterwards

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx Před 2 lety +64

      @@jpm80 he absorbed all the sugar and his body rejected the rest

    • @MegaFallout3Fan
      @MegaFallout3Fan Před 2 lety +14

      I could eat an entire family pack of Oreos on one sitting and I have and will

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx Před 2 lety +11

      You don’t absorb pure sugar like jerma does

  • @wef6146
    @wef6146 Před 2 lety +227

    I liked how whenever he would put something in his mouth there would be like 4 messages that just say “PUKE NOW”

    • @keistopherc
      @keistopherc Před měsícem

      PSYCHO streamers DERANGED fans DEMAND him to PUKE

  • @bimplizkit5138
    @bimplizkit5138 Před 2 lety +399

    49:14 Jerma perfectly resembles my Hispanic great grandfather eating peanuts without dentures on while watching telenovelas in a worn out loveseat good lord

  • @victorcarneiro3779
    @victorcarneiro3779 Před 2 lety +1382

    Jerma looks so adorable on this stream. That big table with those large sized snacks made him look even smaller than he is

  • @miadiamia
    @miadiamia Před 2 lety +938

    looking forward to the next stream where holly waterboards jerma with diet mountain dew

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 Před 2 lety

      Diet mountain dew really is the worst of all the diet sodas though. It's not even healthier, you're just choosing cancer instead of diabetes. Switch to coffee or tea if you really need the caffeine buzz that badly.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +40

      Next stream is just Holly with a bloody knife and jerma's muffled screams in the background and she figures out how to put text on OBS and makes a message that says 'You were so busy thinking jeremy was the psycho that you never stopped to cons' and the text cuts off before she walks off frame and the stream is taken down by twitch

    • @peepeepants0004
      @peepeepants0004 Před 2 lety +9

      @@JacobKinsley i’m pissing that’s hilarious

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +19

      @@peepeepants0004 username checks out

    • @theironpill9296
      @theironpill9296 Před rokem +1

      What a horrible way to go...

  • @rise-my-angel
    @rise-my-angel Před 2 lety +324

    Jerma struggling to chew and swollow the almond joy and mounds like hes still got only his baby teeth in there

    • @devaunbeats
      @devaunbeats Před 2 lety

      He has soft teeth. He isn't human

  • @FunnyCrowd_
    @FunnyCrowd_ Před 2 lety +441

    This stream looks like when a non American tries "American" food but end up eating the inventory of their local 7-11

    • @Itual
      @Itual Před 2 lety +3

      do 7-11 even exist outside of America tho? I’ve never seen one

    • @erikestrada7470
      @erikestrada7470 Před 2 lety +15

      @@Itual I barely see them in America

    • @smithsmithony5401
      @smithsmithony5401 Před rokem +21

      @@Itual They're really popular in Asia for some reason, especially Japan

    • @colemantrebor1610
      @colemantrebor1610 Před rokem

      @@smithsmithony5401 South Korean company

    • @Pyoriin
      @Pyoriin Před rokem +3

      @@Itual Australia has them

  • @foonkyret2364
    @foonkyret2364 Před 2 lety +709

    Jerma’s reaction to eating red delicious apples is the same as when he eats human flesh

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy Před 2 lety +98

      "The skin is still in my mouth, I'm still eating skin"

    • @holloww_dwella
      @holloww_dwella Před 2 lety +41

      @@Hello-rp4gy imagine hearing that as a five-foot-tall Bostonian ripped into your thigh with his bare hands

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons Před 2 lety +2

      @@holloww_dwella like Chucky

    • @oventree
      @oventree Před rokem +9

      to be fair they feel like eating human flesh anyways. red delicious apples are nasty

    • @Mrdumguy
      @Mrdumguy Před 11 měsíci

      ​@GregLemons nah but chucky was taller

  • @Nemrey
    @Nemrey Před rokem +133

    A list of time stamps for each food item.
    Fruit
    Red Delicious Apple 9:15 - 12:04
    Cantaloupe 12:05 - 14:52
    Honeydew 14:53 - 15:47
    Grapefruit 15:49 - 18:26
    Sodas
    Diet Mountain Dew 19:13 - 21:41
    Squirt 21:41 - 23:44
    Cream Soda 25:46 - 29:38
    Diet Coke 29:38 - 33:57
    Coke vs Pepsi Blind Taste Test 33:57 - 38:38
    Chocolate
    Almond Joy 38:52 - 44:20
    Mounds 44:20 - 49:24
    Tootsie Rolls 49:25 - 54:43
    Sno Caps 54:55 - 59:05
    Whoppers 1:00:17 - 1:05:29
    Milk Duds 1:05:30 - 1:10:42
    Baby Ruth 1:10:42 - 1:14:45
    Cookie Dough Bites 1:14:53 - 1:19:36
    “Gross” Candy
    Hot Tamales 1:20:25-1:25:09
    Swedish Fish 1:25:14 - 1:31:19
    Bean Boozeled 1:31:21 - 1:38:58
    Fun Dip 1:38:58 - 1:48:03
    Mike n Ike’s 1:48:34 - 1:56:08
    Dots 1:56:11 -2:02:35
    Trolli Sour Worms 2:02:39 - 2:08:42
    Orange Slices 2:09:03 - 2:12:30
    Twizzlers 2:12:36 - 2:15:22
    Chips
    Takis 2:23:37 - 2:32:09
    Frank’s Red Hot 2:32:10 - 2:36:20
    Bugles 2:36:22 - 2:40:06
    Chili Cheese Fritos 2:40:06 - 2:43:46
    Salt & Vinegar Chips 2:43:50 - 2:46:33
    Sun Chips 2:46:35 - 2:53:02
    Pork Rinds 2:53:03 - 2:58:07
    Cashews 2:59:18 - 3:01:31
    Bread.
    Butter Bread 3:01:36 - 3:05:44
    Whole Wheat 3:05:44 - 3:08:24
    Sourdough 3:08:25 - 3:13:13

    • @L-guy
      @L-guy Před rokem +4

      Thank you legend

    • @user-ew7vj3hw9m
      @user-ew7vj3hw9m Před 9 měsíci +2

      Everyone who see this comment should like and writw a comment so more ppl can use this as a guide

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci +2

      ok@@user-ew7vj3hw9m

    • @emulsion_
      @emulsion_ Před 7 měsíci +1

      My fucking hero

    • @hewn3071
      @hewn3071 Před 2 měsíci +1

      thank you!! this should be in the chapters menu for everyone

  • @cyanzaran
    @cyanzaran Před 2 lety +594

    Holly's comedic timing is great. when you hear the quiet "noo" when jerma says the jellybeans taste like hamburger meat as he upchucks made me chuckle

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture Před 2 lety +1

      Best moment of the stream

    • @shardgunner4815
      @shardgunner4815 Před 2 lety

      Did he actually vomit ?

    • @MagerBlutooth
      @MagerBlutooth Před 2 lety +89

      Sneakily adding Almond Joy and Cashews to S tier while Jerma was deliberating was some great easily-missed comedy.

    • @victorcarneiro3779
      @victorcarneiro3779 Před 2 lety +17

      As a hyperactive myself, I'm glad that she enjoys and adds up to his antics.

    • @cyanzaran
      @cyanzaran Před 2 lety +2

      @@shardgunner4815 It seems like it, he is a professional actor after all, who can say 4 sure

  • @probablymichelle2165
    @probablymichelle2165 Před rokem +163

    I clicked on this video thinking "Wow, this will be kinda boring, this is all very popular junk food," but then Jerma proceeds to have never even tried an almond joy. I love him.

    • @probablymichelle2165
      @probablymichelle2165 Před rokem +21

      how do you even chew an almond joy for that long. sir, it is not that hard.

  • @parallelalpha
    @parallelalpha Před 2 lety +415

    I’m so happy jerma has finally been able to eat food after being locked in his room for 2 years

  • @samrobotsin
    @samrobotsin Před 2 lety +443

    I nominate "it tastes like Hamburger meat" for best emotional jerma moments 2022

  • @shartdart600
    @shartdart600 Před 2 lety +461

    Jerma: "I don't do drugs!!"
    Also Jerma: "I was high"

    • @sethbryant7894
      @sethbryant7894 Před 2 lety +33

      I think Jerma's said he's okay with edibles. He just doesn't do them a lot.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond Před 2 lety +122

      "Do you do drugs?"
      "Sure all the time"
      "Do you do drugs?"
      "No! Never"
      "Do you do drugs?"
      "Once in a blue moon i do"

    • @gormless-idiot
      @gormless-idiot Před 2 lety +15

      He is licensed for medical marijuana. That's not technically drugs

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +2

      Jerma was in it for the long haul, people who smoke weed at age 7 don't understand. When you're old, retired, hedonistic and attend orgies at mansions THAT'S when you start taking drugs.

    • @williamwaffle1629
      @williamwaffle1629 Před 2 lety +80

      @@gormless-idiot that is technically drugs

  • @meganthoustallionlol1399
    @meganthoustallionlol1399 Před 2 lety +372

    everytime he looks in the camera i get nervous, it feels we r having a one on one conversation

  • @anthonycullen4514
    @anthonycullen4514 Před rokem +96

    Holly slowly moving cashews up to s-tier as jerma talks shit about them made me giggle 3:00:30

  • @tree4364
    @tree4364 Před rokem +161

    Okay I love hearing hollys giggles she really loves that thing!

    • @IBeSyd84
      @IBeSyd84 Před rokem +72

      That thing 😭😭😭

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 Před rokem +13

    "I can tell when it's coke because it hurts" should be the new slogan for coke

  • @banannah_h
    @banannah_h Před 2 lety +496

    Love the added laugh track ❤️ feels less like he’s talking to himself

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 Před 2 lety +90

      He’s doing the tierlist with his feet under the table

    • @ohsnapitsdiana
      @ohsnapitsdiana Před 2 lety +12

      @@Icecastles4000 delicious appendages, they should’ve been added to the tier-list

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. Před rokem +14

      @@ohsnapitsdiana worst jerma comment nomination

    • @massive_dick_gaming
      @massive_dick_gaming Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​@karwew7617 his feet is sticking out of the other side of the table

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@ron133. I appreciate this commenter's unique contributions

  • @buckysheep2177
    @buckysheep2177 Před rokem +75

    holly coaching him thru eating a fun dip after someone called it a pregnancy test is best moment of the stream LMAO

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci +4

      He's got a good psychiatrist to help him with his crippling ADHD

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday Před 2 lety +472

    Jerma literally complains about BREAD being too plain. Actual baby needs sugar butter bread

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams Před 2 lety +39

      actual skill issue.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous Před 2 lety +41

      Some bread is actually pretty flavorful. I made rye bread a couple years ago and with honey on it, it was the best bread I've ever had. Wouldn't use it to make a sandwich though.

    • @spaghettivase4808
      @spaghettivase4808 Před 2 lety +26

      Hes also just eating a slice of bread, no sandwich, no jelly, not even toasted. Who the hell does that

    • @5crwd
      @5crwd Před 2 lety +22

      @@spaghettivase4808 me 😎

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +2

      @@spaghettivase4808 Billy from that one episode of billy and mandy where the mom becomes a kid.

  • @tikifreakazoid
    @tikifreakazoid Před 2 lety +68

    Absolutely criminal that the “squirt or cream” comment got sandbagged

  • @Vizimech
    @Vizimech Před 2 lety +201

    Now he needs to do all his S tier snacks and see what he really likes

  • @this-name-is-fake
    @this-name-is-fake Před 2 lety +408

    If you subtract the tier list from the context of the stream it looks like an alien tried random human food and put it on a tier list LMAO

    • @christian_aspen
      @christian_aspen Před 2 lety +28

      Even with context it feels like that 😂

    • @desouu
      @desouu Před 2 lety +2

      LMAO

    • @joey6609
      @joey6609 Před 2 lety +17

      but i thought you subtracted the tier list

    • @kazutrash
      @kazutrash Před 2 lety +1

      @@joey6609 subtract the tier list FROM the co text of the stream

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus Před 2 lety +4

      this comments like trying too hard

  • @thatmikee
    @thatmikee Před 2 lety +71

    Insane man VOMITS down his own shirt, forever loosing sponsorships.

  • @fuckerx-w1z
    @fuckerx-w1z Před 2 lety +289

    before i read the title i thought he was going to try a mukbang, i seriously thought he had gone insane for real

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus Před 2 lety +45

      Sanest Mukbanger

    • @GaminGilmore
      @GaminGilmore Před 2 lety +4

      @@WDWatameVirus and thats saying a lot

    • @jzsjshaoossnsn8982
      @jzsjshaoossnsn8982 Před 2 lety +16

      The thought of jerma sitting down and eating like a million calories of candy and then just turning off the stream without ever saying a word

  • @delilah3247
    @delilah3247 Před 2 lety +124

    i love jerma because i can watch a 3 hour stream and have no clue what he’s talking about the entire time

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Před rokem +1

      It's okay, he doesn't either

  • @trans-rights
    @trans-rights Před 2 lety +105

    God the part where he started projectile vomiting after eating a tootsie roll was so insane

  • @LastHazzerd
    @LastHazzerd Před 2 lety +248

    oh boy, that must've been a wacky grocery list

    • @rustysoupcan935
      @rustysoupcan935 Před 2 lety

      I pity the poor clerk who had to service this psycho

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +37

      I bet the cashier was confused when she saw jerma put fresh fruit on the checkout

  • @RyansGamerShack
    @RyansGamerShack Před 2 lety +112

    1:36:01 DERANGED food tester KNOWS what RAW meat tastes like

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +11

      If you've ever prepared raw meat it gives you an idea what it would taste like. I remember gagging at the steak tartare mr bean skit because I prepared burgers a couple days before and remembered what it smelled like

    • @judah1276
      @judah1276 Před 2 lety +1

      I eat raw meat every day.

    • @Ogerpwned
      @Ogerpwned Před rokem +5

      @Stan Brule tartare? Isn't that the guy who ate a baby

    • @FancyPurpleGoose
      @FancyPurpleGoose Před rokem +1

      @@Ogerpwned no that was tarrare.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci

      @@Ogerpwned No it's the guy that made the sauce

  • @iambiglucas
    @iambiglucas Před 2 lety +126

    I think I laughed a solid 30 seconds at "it's an animal style grapefruit"

  • @talondiaz4148
    @talondiaz4148 Před 2 lety +249

    This is one of his cutest streams ever 😭❤️
    Hearing his gf trying not to laugh in the background while he's trying not to look like he's in a hostage video is surprisingly wholesome

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp Před 2 lety +44

      You're laughing.... His girlfriend is holding him hostage and you're laughing.....

    • @massive_dick_gaming
      @massive_dick_gaming Před 11 měsíci +1

      there's nothing cute about this former alien terrorist organization's leader.

  • @lightbluepika2175
    @lightbluepika2175 Před 2 lety +104

    37:35 very brave of him to step off his booster seat on stream. i’m glad he’s embracing his small stature more

  • @user-fq3cr3vz2r
    @user-fq3cr3vz2r Před 2 lety +278

    interesting. this is the first time i've been anywhere close to one of these just hitting youtube (watching from asia). thanks for all the hard work maintaining the archive fellas, it's practically the only way i can watch these.

    • @cherryfruit5492
      @cherryfruit5492 Před 2 lety +7

      I think there are vods on twitch you can watch as well

    • @leavewe
      @leavewe Před 2 lety

      i live in america and i still only watch vods because i hate jerma viewers

  • @Graveyard0142
    @Graveyard0142 Před 2 lety +185

    Can a longtime fan explain to me why he bites things like one of those anime girls who is so moe-fied they no longer resemble a human being

    • @acrimonyy
      @acrimonyy Před 2 lety

      Because hes a deranged fucking cycle path

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous Před 2 lety +67

      It's because he's a catboy.

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 Před 2 lety +45

      Cuz hes quirked up

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi Před 2 lety +104

      He’s shy about eating on camera cuz he’s afraid he eats weird, which inadvertently makes him eat weird. He’s a lot like me in that respect.

    • @galacsinhajto
      @galacsinhajto Před 2 lety +52

      He was made in the same lab as anime girls are made in. He was disposed because he was a failed prototype. Unfortunately he escaped destruction.
      Idk lol he is just a fastidious person+ acting bc he knows chat goes mad for his silly little mannerisms

  • @wawadu2117
    @wawadu2117 Před 2 lety +131

    Jerma's complaint with the almond joy was literally "It didn't completely disappear after I chewed it".

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams Před 2 lety +27

      Just swallow it 😂 dude chews it so much it starts to reform.

    • @higadograso1629
      @higadograso1629 Před 2 lety +35

      baby food streamer

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp Před 2 lety +15

      to be fair, he calls baby food a great streamer snack

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@UniverseOfDreams He is the sort of person to keep whipping cream for like 10 minutes and complain it's still runny

  • @westley89126
    @westley89126 Před 2 lety +71

    Hollys so cute I love her. Sweet little lady trying to help contain the psychotic chaos called Jeremy

    • @mrtoast244
      @mrtoast244 Před 6 měsíci

      it's like markiplier and amy

  • @holymakerel
    @holymakerel Před 2 lety +70

    1:53:00
    "green for obi wan kenobi. he actually gave his lightsaber to luke. luke had a blue lightsaber."
    only 1 of these things are true

    • @Ethman16
      @Ethman16 Před rokem +2

      The fact he’s sitting wearing a Star Wars shirt as well

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci +1

      Obi-Wan Kenobi primarily wielded a blue lightsaber. Indeed, he passed this blue lightsaber to Luke Skywalker. So, the true statement among the ones you've provided is: "He actually gave his lightsaber to Luke." The mention of Obi-Wan's lightsaber being green and Luke having a green lightsaber in this context are not accurate based on canonical Star Wars knowledge. Luke does later construct a green lightsaber, but Obi-Wan's was blue.
      ChatGPT wrote this I can't confirm because I'm too busy doin' ya mom to watch star wars (I'm kidding I'm kidding I only have sex with older men)

    • @adayoung2740
      @adayoung2740 Před 2 měsíci

      @@JacobKinsley ChatGPT is wrong. Obi-wan's lightsaber was blue, but the blue lightsaber Obi-wan gave Luke was Anakin's. The true statement is that Luke had a blue lightsaber (it just belonged to someone else originally)

  • @mx.lunaaa
    @mx.lunaaa Před 9 měsíci +37

    holly sneakily putting almond joy in s tier towards the start is so fucking micheiveous and funny she like does it so carefully and is tip toeing lmao 9:01

  • @MagerBlutooth
    @MagerBlutooth Před 2 lety +225

    Lowkey shock moment in this stream is Jerma going "Huh?" in response to something Holly asks because he needed her to repeat what she said. It highlighted to me how rarely we see Jerma interact with someone that isn't in chat or using a microphone.

  • @psych0ruins
    @psych0ruins Před rokem +11

    "what the fuck is he doing" "youre gonna get fat" "nice shirt" IM ACTUALLY CRYING CHAT IS SO MEAN

  • @user-ci6oo1uv2k
    @user-ci6oo1uv2k Před 2 lety +51

    This episode of Jerma985 was filmed in front of a live studio audience

  • @LieutenantBoii
    @LieutenantBoii Před 2 lety +75

    Imagining him rehearsing this stream at the snacks counter in a movie theater and lecturing to the guy who started working last week, stuck listening to a madman explain the quality and texture of candy and soda for three hours

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +7

      But imagine jerma being the guy at the snack counter and ranting to everyone who visits and orders an f tier candy and not letting them leave and they miss the entire movie and the line goes out the door

  • @CraftyKaname
    @CraftyKaname Před rokem +11

    29:56 "Guys I've been high and eaten an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream before"
    Jerma I do that sober 😭

  • @flyingfrogofdeath9616
    @flyingfrogofdeath9616 Před 2 lety +30

    It's the year 3031. We are 66 years deep into the apocalypse. The internet and CZcams specifcally has been kept intact by the NetKeepers. Jerma is a staple of the old world. He is one of the most popular for us lucky enough to have a working screen. 1:56:30 DOTS appear on screen. Our commune cheers and we rattle our boxes in unison. Praise the 985!

  • @d6sires
    @d6sires Před 2 lety +35

    Holly describing Swedish fish as dusty is not a bad description at all

  • @DAFLOLCB
    @DAFLOLCB Před rokem +8

    42:29 hollys "almond joy :(??" made me wanna cry

  • @cromtuiseagain
    @cromtuiseagain Před 2 lety +80

    That's a MAN sized upload right there

    • @dzub7840
      @dzub7840 Před 2 lety +15

      Lmao, I really hope "MAN SIZED" become a running gag after watching the infomercial stream.

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +55

    I like to imagine these are actual normal sized foods and he's normal sized, as opposed to them being halloween style mini candies

  • @haiperbus
    @haiperbus Před 2 lety +230

    I'm super happy for Jerma and Holly, and them doing stuff together like this really seems to be reflecting positively on jerma's attitude. :)

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash Před 2 lety

      The killings have subsided for now. But be wary, he cannot be satiated.

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 Před 2 lety +3

      Are they together?

    • @jackspies444
      @jackspies444 Před 2 lety +49

      @@Icecastles4000 its his caretaker

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 Před 2 lety +14

      @@jackspies444 ooohhh right that makes sense with all that bedpan stuff he was talking about

    • @tamagotchi7989
      @tamagotchi7989 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Icecastles4000 yes they’re together it’s super sweet

  • @Wrinklynewt
    @Wrinklynewt Před 2 lety +30

    jerma confidently saying "Green, for Obi-Wan" and pointing to his Star Wars shirt when Obi-Wan only had a green lightsaber for one scene when fighting Dooku

  • @jeffu_
    @jeffu_ Před 2 lety +65

    1:21:28 okay, watching that bag fall over for no reason was somehow one of the funniest things to happen during the stream
    2:30:02

  • @SexySkeletons69
    @SexySkeletons69 Před 2 lety +57

    Red delicious themselves might not be C on their own, but they're definitely F when compared to any other apple.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous Před 2 lety +9

      Shame they used to be actually delicious but were continuously bred for looks than flavor. Apples are honestly a terrible fruit, in part by the fact they need to be cloned to get good fruit. Apples will naturally create terrible fruit that are different from the one the seed came from, in the plant's attempt for consistent genetic diversity. I like plums and peaches better.

    • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
      @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb Před rokem

      @@trulyinfamous Nobody willingly eats an apple. It's the only piece of fruit to be left in the fruit bowl for months until there's nothing else to eat and somebody just wants to get rid of it.

    • @babayaga3098
      @babayaga3098 Před rokem

      That’s what I’m sayin!!!!

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci +2

      Jazz apples are incredible when they're put in the fridge. Also just because a plant needs to be cloned to produce consistent results doesn't make it less tasty...

  • @pinkcigarette
    @pinkcigarette Před 2 lety +22

    this is just a fifth grade last day of school party

  • @Gamed-dd7tj
    @Gamed-dd7tj Před 2 lety +64

    1:44:47 to watch a psycho use a pregnancy test completely wrong

  • @toontastic25
    @toontastic25 Před 2 lety +131

    As Holly as soon as she moved almond joy to S I knew jerma had a good one.

  • @rosewater1862
    @rosewater1862 Před 2 lety +92

    30:53 how does do the sound of someone placing the phone down like that so well

  • @woverniox
    @woverniox Před 2 lety +124

    this is awesome I wish he did more stuff like this but just for bread.

  • @caitlinisahookerfromhell
    @caitlinisahookerfromhell Před 2 lety +135

    42:35 he calls her honey 😭😭😭 so sweet

  • @Four20sbud
    @Four20sbud Před 2 lety +24

    “Delicious! I love it! B.” Jerma doesn’t understand ranking

  • @scromple
    @scromple Před rokem +6

    he chews the almond joy 201 times before asking how many times he chewed it for

  • @Feroror
    @Feroror Před 2 lety +17

    This man is screaming at his iPad while eating copious amounts of junk food

  • @jfs983
    @jfs983 Před 2 lety +49

    "I can taste the MSG" bro that's literally the point of MSG it's a seasoning...

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt Před 2 lety +28

    "I'm still eating skin" - jerma 2022

  • @happer_9305
    @happer_9305 Před 2 lety +89

    jerma totally acts different when holly is around, it’s cute

    • @pantsshitter69
      @pantsshitter69 Před 2 lety +1

      No you

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Před rokem +8

      I'd say he actually acts entirely like himself, just like, sweeter (it's all the sugar he's eating)

  • @toadstooldarling9937
    @toadstooldarling9937 Před rokem +5

    "Midgee? Is thqt like Finnish for middle?"
    As a finnish person I will now add midgee into my vocabulary

  • @HeyRoosty
    @HeyRoosty Před 2 lety +59

    My eyes went out of focus while staring at Jerma's shirt at 2:13:33 and I swear on my life the fucking Fritos/Lays Kettle Cooked bags fused together and looked like Marge Simpson in my peripheral

    • @danielmonte7660
      @danielmonte7660 Před 2 lety +9

      I've just done this you are 100% correct

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 2 lety +8

      Neural networks be like

    • @UnironicScrotumhat
      @UnironicScrotumhat Před 2 lety +2

      average THC/CBD sippy enjoyer

    • @HeyRoosty
      @HeyRoosty Před 2 lety

      @@UnironicScrotumhat Negative sir I am a saint and do not partake in drugs. I am simply retarded.

    • @babayaga3098
      @babayaga3098 Před rokem

      Oh my god I see it

  • @wali5912
    @wali5912 Před 2 lety +31

    This is weird but i find jermas cadence and laugh cathartic and also chat is funnier when not present

  • @zhurgz
    @zhurgz Před 6 měsíci +2

    1:07:03 i love the 15 seconds of emotional warfare he faces after eating that milkdud to eventually concluding they're terrible

  • @joeshmuck
    @joeshmuck Před 2 lety +42

    I love how Holly acts like basically a gremlin minion for Jerma (the goblin king) and occasionally shows herself on screen, though usually as a literal off-camera hand to give/take food from Jerma. It’s so adorable it hurts.

  • @em.1633
    @em.1633 Před 2 lety +26

    Jerma holds up dots and mike and ikes, says "these are the exact same candy", then proceeds to say their flavor and texture is different

  • @sneersh9107
    @sneersh9107 Před 11 měsíci +14

    Imagine tuning in at that moment to see Jerma cradling a loaf of sourdough bread saying "Yeah I could trust Grandma Sicko Mode"

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Před 9 měsíci

      He's the grandma going sicko mode

  • @grunksprungo
    @grunksprungo Před 2 lety +19

    "my girl loves snow caps" was cute LMAO

  • @conure3029
    @conure3029 Před 2 lety +29

    jerma describing the fun dip reminded me of the patrick Bateman business card monologue

  • @starzariaguy5151
    @starzariaguy5151 Před 2 lety +31

    I like that this video just makes it look like Jerma despises any kind of fruit.

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Před rokem +5

    Jerma chewing on mounds and almonds joys for 10 minutes was the highlight of this stream

  • @notur1angel
    @notur1angel Před 2 lety +28

    "Grandma went fucking sicko mode for this"

  • @FleshCastle
    @FleshCastle Před 2 lety +86

    Oh my Jeremy, spoiling us with such excellent content

  • @asteroid1983
    @asteroid1983 Před 2 lety +22

    14:39
    The real jerma shows its face. For just one sentence the monster was let out of it's cage.

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus Před 2 lety +147

    Jerma and Holly were so sweet during this stream, so happy to see them doing streams together, and I hope they can make more of them
    Also 10/10 best Mukbang I've ever seen

  • @moonwater8089
    @moonwater8089 Před 2 lety +54

    He's eating on stream now, oh how far he's come

  • @olioliravioli6619
    @olioliravioli6619 Před 2 lety +33

    One hour into watching this: Jerma is a snake and wants to gulp everything down instantaneously.

  • @cyikes8271
    @cyikes8271 Před 2 lety +20

    I will never get over the phrase “friend content”

  • @nyanbinary4031
    @nyanbinary4031 Před 2 lety +119

    He is def going to dream about and then actually shit himself after all this sugar lmao