Tier Lists With Jerma Part One
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- čas přidán 6. 08. 2024
- Packing over 100 opinions! You can never go wrong with the not patented Jerma985 Tier Lists
00:00 - Intro
00:13 - Fast Food
10:10 - Jerma985 Emotes
11:28 - Jermania Characters
20:00 - Best Cereal
32:27 - Fruits
35:16 - Soda
37:15 - Meat
39:11 - Chips
45:03 - Video Game Consoles
Editor:
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Most Streamers and CZcamsrs put forward a very concise, very rational little justification for each choice and just move on; Jerma immediately either starts some tangential anecdote with a fully voiced cast of characters OR dives headlong into a passionate, hypothetical debate with himself over what he THINKS chat might say
Shit, I do that all the time. I should start streaming 💀
@@Gameguy90 me too! :D
and that's why he's my favorite
This was Jerma's "I have too many subscribers and need to rectify that" stream.
Sometimes you just gotta clean house.
@@jeremytitus9519 I cannot describe why I love this comment but I just love it. It’s just so good
@@jeremytitus9519 Good one, Jeremy
@@suqmaddiqq Thank you! still not gonna Suq Yaddiq tho :D
@@jeremytitus9519 💀💀💀 Aiight I respect consent 😁
This man puts pretzels in A tier and says eating berries is akin to sand.
If we crushed up pretzels then crushed up sand with salt could he tell the difference?
yes 👏🏼 he cannot MISS
Pretzels are good
@@greaterdanemark2397 depends on which one
Pretzels are great because they go with everything. Cheese, peanut butter, chocolate, mustard, hummus, beer, etc.
That said, most of jermas opinions here make me want to kidnap him and force him to sample each product and redo the lists until he gets it right
The ”Bacon and the word Epic is the same thing” is probably the most profound thing I’ve heard Jerma say
What is that pfp
BRO THIS IS SO BACON
Sauce on pfp pls :)
@@Kacky uh?
That's the most nonsense stupid thing I've heard.
Jeremy's opinions make me wish the 1st amendment had some extra ratifications.
*I’m the giant ratification that makes all of the rules*
That's the best comment I've ever read on CZcams 😂😂😂
@@RobinYdal 💀💀
They make you wish more states had signed it into law?
@@lowcostfish you'll have to excuse them, they went to the same school district as Jerma...
The pros and cons of Frosted Flakes:
- No bullshit
- Tony the Tiger
- They taste good
- Blacksmiths ate it (while making swords)
no cons
The fact that he added F tier specifically for Panda Express killed me
Panda express is good as fuck
@@scrithen2836 Literally just order from your local chinese takeout restraunt, you'll get the same food poisoning but its probably cheaper and tastes better
@@scrithen2836 i tried panda express for the first time a month ago and to was the worst chinese food i ever had
@@holocade4908 panda express is "the orange chicken place" no real chinese restaurant does orange chicken as well as panda express does
@@cheeto4789 you have been to many chinese restraunts then
Jerma tier lists feels like a perfect excuse for Jerma to rant about whatever he's had on his mind that day. Like urinal designs. Or putting orange juice in your cereal.
What are you supposed to put in there?
It’s the deafening ambience, drowning out jerma’s voice, what really makes this stream what it is
The constant churning white noise in the background really seals in the vaguely ominous aesthetic
@S S There is no proof that Jerma isn’t streaming from an asylum that has given him permission to stream once a week.
There's a metaphor there
I hadn't noticed it until I read this comment, now it's all I can hear
Really makes me feel like I’m the void. I love it. I imagine The void is a place full of ambient noise and Jerma talking about arbitrary things for eternity
"why do i keep saying oreos?"
the trauma will not escape him, and it's beginning to interfere with the remainder of his memory
Now do a tier list for best bedsheets to throw up an entire sleeve of oreo cookies onto
Dog breeds ranked by savoury dog smell
You guys won’t even let him rest lmao
god damn dude we get it he did that
SEVEN
YEARS
AGO
He has to have his mother rank them with him
You're never gonna let him live that down are you? Just like the oreos
Best part of Jerma tier lists is him making everyone go insane over competely subjective opinions
I don't think you can call putting taco bell that high "subjective"
and by that I mean he's wrong, taco bell is objectively c tier
@@bigmcchickenmcsloppyjerky It's true, idk where society got the idea that opinions can't be wrong. Incorrect logic = incorrect opinion
@@Leto_0 there isn't any logic behind what your taste buds or whatever enjoy the most, it just sorta be like that. sure some opinions can be incorrect but the kinda stuff Jerma is doing here is entirely subjective
@@Leto_0 opinions are feeling/emotion-based. People are entitled to feel a certain way about things, sadly. Like pineapple on pizza being good.
@@acnys923 that is absolutely false.
Ah yes, its time to get angry about Jerma's incredibly wrong opinions, an evening well spent
Mans ranked IHOP a D. This is a crime.
In fact he ranked a ton of shit a D. Mans has awful taste.
@@ZoofyZoof The true crime here is he ranks all these things D, then proceeds to make an F tier just to put Panda Express in it. Below Subway. Either this is bait or he’s been to one Panda and they literally served him a plate of rat shit.
they're not even "wrong" per say, he just has no idea wtf he's doing. But seriously, of all restaurants fucking TACO BELL is A Tier? Jesus Christ.
I feel like I’m gonna sound like a Twitter user who doesn’t comprehend opinions, but he literally put five guys in B tier and IHOP in D tier. That’s absolutely unacceptable. I’m worried for his mental health
@@saxninja8464 There is literally nothing but bad reviews for Panda Express. My mom wanted to try it, looked at reviews, every single one of them is talking about how bad panda express is. Bland food here, bland food there... etc.
I love how this video comes out not long after the Pacman 99 video, which is a 30 minute long rant about how much he hates the switch controllers, and the switch makes it into A tier
Jerma's opinions change as much as his voice when someone says "Erin" in the chat
This stream is pretty old, if I remember correctly. There have been VODs of it for ages
This is the closest jerma gets to sponsored content
bridge-burner andy
Now that he’s networking, he might catch the eyes of sponsors. The future is profitable, and Mr. Green will rise.
What about the live action rumble? I still eat Fruit today because of that sponsorship
#lootget
how could you omit his hundreds of blatant Huel deals like that
I love how he starts justifying taco bell with their taco prices as the reason it's so high, and then switches to a completely different menu item
people meme about how thunderous taco bell is for their pants, but i can attest as first hand experience that taco bell is s tier for shitten your pants
@@thepluraloftiger what are you talking about???
@@starduststriker8792 shit pant
When are we getting a 'Jerma985 Tier Lists' Tier list?
They’re all F, list over
@@TheWither129 its infuriating how wrong his opinions are
@@fungusjuice here’s your award for worst comment I’ve read
@@SirArthurTheGreat Sounds like you put it in F tier
@@fungusjuice Not as bad as XQC lul
The fact that Jerma put dunkin donuts in D tier while being from Massachusetts is actually really scary
In fairness, most New Englanders know Dunks is pretty bad. It’s just cheap and everywhere, the perfect lazy man’s cwofee
he needs to try krispy kreme to purify his deluded mind
when he immediately put veggie straws in S i said “what a little freak” out loud
he’s right about smartfood white cheddar though
I was willing to kill a man the moment he put flavor twists in F tier.
I don't even think of veggie straws as chips lol his takes are wild
when he put Sun Chips on the same tier as Fritos twists I almost had a brain aneurysm
I’ve had them before and can confirm that they are surprisingly good, they’re basically just tube potato chips, barely taste any different.
Best part is the name acts as a deterrent so it’s always in stock.
"It's the smoked brisket of the fruit world" "it's the beanie babies of consoles"
"I played hit the ball with the baseball bat"
That's called baseball, Jerma...
ABSOLUTELY DERANGED STREAMER doesnt know what BASEBALL is
[COPS CALLED!!]
He could be playing golf in a deranged way.
I get more and more convinced that he is an alien each time he says something like this
He was referring to colloquial term for testes actually
ABSOLUTELY DERANGED STREAMER makes TOO MANY tier lists
spends ABSURD amounts of time REORGANIZING OWN TIER LISTS
what a psyco
48 minutes??
THIS HAS BEEN CLEARLY DEPICTED in his NEWEST show DOLLHOUSE, where 100k viewers WATCH his DECLINE into INSANITY
Absolutely confounding that the two person horse joke is jerma's favorite jermania/rumble character
Are you really surprised that the guy who made a carnival stream's favorite jermania character is the guys in a horse costume joke?
love how you can see him process if he wants to do a little skit or not
“I don’t know if I’d put five guys on the Quiznos tier”
Hahaha what a lunatic
My whole life i thought quiznos and DQ were the same thing, i have no idea why, ive never seen a quiznos, but they occupied the exact same space in my brain
I have never agreed in the slightest with anyone's fast food tier lists.
Skinner: "Do I have bad taste? No, it's the streamers who are wrong"
They are all utterly clueless. Only you get it, Corey Seet. Only you.
Me neither, but the only ones of these that even exist here are McD's, Burger King, KFC, Subway and Domino's(But this one doesn't really fit with these fast food restaurants, it's just overpriced frozen pizza)
absolutely MANIC streamer creates a HIERARCHY under his own BIAS, records in front of terrified viewers
Okay Tim Pool
Okay Tim Pool
"I love that citrus-y lemon taste!"
"GRAPEFRUITS TASTE LIKE STOMACH ACID"
I... Don't see anything wrong with that...? It's true on both accounts.
Thank you Jerma, now I know what my opinions are.
D tier streamer makes Z tier lists
Lmaooo
zerking tier
A+ tier streamer makes Z tier lists
z tier height
@@smithsmithony5401 what
4 minutes in and I already feel like coughing up blood
This stream is uncomfortablely comfortably uncomfortable
That’s the perfect ratio of comfort to uncomfort. It’s like he’s some kind of discombobulation artist.
Jeremy putting veggie straws in s tier is the first thing in almost a decade of watching that makes me want to men-in-black-flash forget Jerma exists
But they are tho
Veggie straws bang though. That was pretty much his only S tier pick that I agree with.
@@julielove4evr Fr the amount of salt, the texture, the shape. It’s perfect
@Maulen. IDC Florez you are rancid
@@julielove4evr rancid vibes from you, just the worst
"There are more pizza places than Starbucks"
Man's never been to western Washington
And?
I feel like that definitely applies more towards eastern us states than western states, no matter where you are in California I guarantee you’ll find a Starbucks lol
@@dinonuggies5551 Washington is an east state?
@@starduststriker8792 isn’t it above Oregon lol
Jerma getting SOOOOO mad when someone says they like soggy cereal is amazingp
I like when he called Ben Franklin a president
I don't think I wanna eat at "Sheetz" either...
It's just southern Wawa with slightly worse sandwiches
I’ve been there it’s a gas station essentially
@@JackMoynihanOfficial bull fucking shit. wawa's appetizers are trash, sheetz appetizers are god tier. the Wisconsin cheese bites? The mozzarella sticks?? No comparison
@@JackMoynihanOfficial It’s Southern? I live in PA and I have several Sheetz near me.
Sheetz is absolute garbage. It's a gas station with glorified "made to order" food.
"But I like my cereal soggy"
*Long, dramatic pause*
"Is... is this YOUR Tier List??"
His inflection cracks me up
That might be my favorite Jerma moment. It's damn near Shakespearean
Jerma bits tier list
S: stream off
A: voices
B: insanity
C: zerking off ON CAM
Z: chat
The Arby’s take is the most sane thing this man has said
Still didn't deserve C tier CUZ the chicken sliders are actually SS SS tier
Nothing Jerma has ever done or will ever do will infuriate me as much as his tier lists. One guy is right “go to hell” when it comes to these
When someone puts Subway, Sonic and Panda Express at F tier and only Taco Bell at A tier, you know they have serious problems.
when someone puts McDonalds above any other burger place, let alone In n' Out, you know they're sus as fuck
Panda Express is garbage.
@@wombat8812 Nah man, if you get the right thing at the right time it is golden. It can be hit or miss but it certainly ain't F tier.
@@TarlukLegion Does that take into account breakfast food? If you mean just lunch or dinner, 100%. But... Some breakfast food from McDonalds can be amazing.
Not related to this video, but I really have liked Jerma branching out into more mainstream events and collabs. Especially the Battleship w/ lud was great, but schooled and Mario kart were also a joy to watch. I think it’s because every other streamer knows he’s the GOAT but a lot of their audience is oblivious to who this complete and utter psychopath is. S tier content.
You’re part of the problem
@@CruisinBen bro what
@@CruisinBen ?
Thank God he aligned the Jupiter that was a painful few minutes
Im madly in love with his in n out fan impression
If i made a tier list of jerma's funny bits/stories my S #1 would be when he ate an entire sleeve of oreos then proceeds to projectile vomit on his mother's bed.
Jerma is at the top of my tierlist :)
This mad man really had the audacity to put Quiznos above literally every single sub sandwich place?
*puts Chipotle in C tier*
Okay well I guess it isn’t fully authentic so-
*puts Taco Bell at A tier*
Okay jerma what the fuck doesn’t your diet consist of like 30% Mayo?
You don’t go to Taco Bell for authentic, you go for the Doritos Tacos
ive never heard of someone going to taco bell because they felt like eating mexican food
@@KringleDingle my friend in PA thinks Mexican food is just Taco Bell...
@@collinslogan01 bless his heart
seeing jerma put taco bell in A tier let me know immediately that the rest of the list is invalidated
"It's like picking a champion in DOTA again!" resonated with me so much.
jerma got a lot of respect from me for putting baked lays in s tier
HE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP AT CHIPOTLE
All I've taken away from this is that Americans have way too many fast food restaurants and cereals.
I wonder if the Switch would be F tier if this took place after his Pacman meltdown.
So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on CZcams, there's nothing like them.
Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.
At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day.
While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made.
Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that!
Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.
I wish I could give you a million thumbs up for this
How does this only have three likes? I laughed, I cried, this comment moved me
As a Californian I suffered an involuntary burst of confused anger when Jerma moved Burger King ahead of In-n-Out
I'm Californian and sadly I don't like both😭 I love Carl's Jr.
Randall Bruhh Don’t tell anyone else because the CoC (Council of California for y’all other Americans) will deport me to Texas, but Five Guys is honestly better and The Habit has an argument too. In-n-Out is good but it’s “pretty good for a chain restaurant” good, not the best burger available though.
I’m not a huge fan of Carl’s Jr. but I definitely understand where it comes from, Carl’s burgers have a distinct smoky-ish grilled flavor that you don’t get a lot of other places.
@@LSClubhouse oh the Habit is freaking great. Five Guys is pretty good too. Any restaurant that offers peanuts has to get a grade-boost on that alone.
This is crazy because I'm pretty sure this stream is like 2 years old by now, and I still watched the whole thing.
39:15
veggie chips could be sponsoring this and we would never know
Jerma's opinions need to fight it out in another rumble.
In the future, no one will know what Twitch was, and no one will know this man was talking to people on the internet.
What they will know is that this man recorded himself talking to an invisible person that is next to him as he ranks random things.
"You turn around, get a spoon, turn around, and its porridge"
First question
Who doesn't bring a spoon with them to the table?
Second
How close is your silverware drawer to your table?
He based his food tier list on whether or not he’d decide to stop there in a hypothetical scenario in his head.
Jerma's so right about 7up, I can even drink that stuff lukewarm. Though it scares me that I have something in common with such a deranged maniac.....
The sus guy, back at it again
13:15
love how he apparently has no recollection of creating BDDBB, yet he says those initials in the exact same way he did in 2017. "Bee DeeDee Bee Bee"
I actually got recommended a 5 hour compilation of this yesterday and watched all of it, prime content
Man this was such a good video. Jerma definitely needs to be in s tier for a tier list with content creators
This guy beat Santa on stream
i was just looking through some of his tier list vods, thanks whoever edited this!
If only we'd gotten his thoughts on the cheese chex mix
SSS+ tier.
Jerma out here forgetting all the good times he had with Dr.Pepper back in the TF2 days
never forget your friends.
I love how people act like the lists are about them when Jerma is the one doing them haha
This tier stuff is PERSONAL
"Is this...*your* tier list!?"
Pleasantly surprised, thought these streams would be saved as VOD’s only
how on earth do the editors find such perfect intro clips
Local INSANE streamer angers everyone over wild opinions
Putting turkey in S tier LMFAO. The driest, least flavorful and most difficult to prepare bird you could possibly eat.
If your turkey is dry your cooking it wrong...
@@thechris312 that must speak to how unnecessarily hard turkey is to cook then cause just about every other meat out there has no such issues
Prepared right, though... that's a game changer.
My favourite part about these tier lists is when he's preparing it and the video cuts to him having prepared all the tiers and the bottom tier is "Uneaten" or "The Pencil"
Man, I always love fresh, up-to-date Jerma content. Makes my day.
I could respect most everything up until the chip list. That is irredeemable
Everybody has a line that Jerma will one day cross. He’s the most cosmopolitan villain ever to have existed.
@@jeremytitus9519 Why did this have to become a reply with 5 likes under an obscure comment, instead of a top-liked, pinned comment? This is the most accurate summation of Jerma that I've seen on any video related to him; It's legendary, but will remain nigh-unknown forever. Truly a tragedy.
Brave streamer jerma finally puts in n out in its place
37:18 the bacon rant made me remember Epic Meal Time, and that time they had a TV show
jerma's right eating cereal fast is an easy way to choke on your food, trust me
3:04 Someone in chat is inflating Jerma's bladder. Ouch...
Nice 👍
👍
INSANE online video game streamer subjects audiences to “TEAR LISTS” full of “HOT TAKES”
genius streamer puts french toast crunch in s tier, secures place in all-time streamer hall of fame for eternity
Didn’t realize eating normal Cheerios while watching this would be such a dangerous game
This is the sus guy, right?
Nope wrong guy
How did you get access 1 hour ago?
Yes
I thought this was the guy who threw up an entire sleeve of Oreos in his mom’s bed
@@Potat0Developer exactly what I was thinking this videos 30 seconds old
Arby's is the only fast food place where I would ever say something like "wow this is really good."
08:53 might be the winner of the 2021 Worst Sound category.
Steak ‘n Shake is underrated in general.
He really put the Xbox 360 in D tier.
I had to stop there, i can’t handle this shit
My respect for you has plummeted after the chips and soda tier lists
I'm having a REAL fuckin hard time today so I really appreciate the laughs Jerma. Helpin' me out a lot man
Side note: he's so right about the goldfish. I buy the same giant carton and it's gone in like 3 days. But the whole grain ones are way better than the normal ones for some strange reason
It's been 13 minutes, where's part two??!?!?
Imagine putting coke over pepsi and ALSO being 4'3
43:20
Hearing the someone suggest the very idea of "fake popcorn" made me convulsively shrug in pure disbelief
that shake shack comparison bit was demented and insane. I was enraged completely.
My two favorite in F. Can’t believe this gonna riot