Should Your Boyfriend Play Returnal?

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  • @fireguardianx
    @fireguardianx Před 3 lety +4737

    This here is the moment Shelby went from casual to dark souls gamer

    • @Naurto56894
      @Naurto56894 Před 3 lety +41

      Lol fr fr 😂😂😂.
      Seeing the switch live is so amusing

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 3 lety +170

      Backseat gamer -> occasional gamer -> completed bioshock -> casual gamer -> dark souls gamer
      It's been a fun arc

    • @strangething7379
      @strangething7379 Před 3 lety +83

      This is the exact moment Shelby became Heisenberg

    • @abhishekvvs8622
      @abhishekvvs8622 Před 3 lety +7

      And the final stage, a destiny player

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 3 lety +14

      @@strangething7379 shelsenberg

  • @tovbyte
    @tovbyte Před 3 lety +6104

    Okay, I definitely wasn’t prepared for Shelby gamer-shaming us

    • @solokalnesaltam3015
      @solokalnesaltam3015 Před 3 lety +215

      That's when I gave a like to the vid lol

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty Před 3 lety +64

      That portion of the video was the only catharsis I need to get this fine Sunday started.

    • @mentalmadness2192
      @mentalmadness2192 Před 3 lety +6

      😢😭😭😭😭

    • @LifeWatcher
      @LifeWatcher Před 3 lety +129

      Shelby gamer is a darkest's timeline Shelby.

    • @xsomeNOOBx
      @xsomeNOOBx Před 3 lety +16

      Took the video to another level. Might I suggest working for Kotaku?

  • @Dinomatrix21
    @Dinomatrix21 Před 3 lety +1041

    Shelby sitting there at the end with that "My dad can beat up your dad" energy.

  • @TribalPhoenix1
    @TribalPhoenix1 Před 3 lety +172

    Anyone who has played Returnal will know that having only 18 deaths is pretty damn impressive!

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 3 lety +3

      I got it in 15, but there were definitely some close calls!
      Crashes are obnoxious though.

    • @christopherjones8367
      @christopherjones8367 Před 2 lety

      Before I started my platinum attempt, I was sitting at something like 75 deaths. So f*ck all y’all

    • @franzkuntschnig1320
      @franzkuntschnig1320 Před 2 lety +3

      @@christopherjones8367 I think I am already close to that in biome 3 😂

    • @TheNegativeDude
      @TheNegativeDude Před rokem

      once you understand the game and level up your guns, its really not that hard. I died a lot in the first 1-3 levels but finished 4-6 on the first try. I almost never died on NG+. And i played for almost 100 hours. 4-6 also have way better perks on guns like healing rounds and turrets that make the game far easier.

    • @MeggaMann_theBlueLion
      @MeggaMann_theBlueLion Před rokem +9

      I dare not even say the number of deaths I have 👀

  • @zotaninoron3548
    @zotaninoron3548 Před 3 lety +2219

    Shelby is now a toxic enough gamer to be ready for League.

    • @zotaninoron3548
      @zotaninoron3548 Před 3 lety +76

      @Ryoshikari I think she was making a gag, and I was too. Unfortunately, you took it too seriously. Its honestly fine it people have the critique that the game is overly difficult and they'd like more accessible modes. I think it is appropriate for games to offer means to tailor the experience to their own tastes, if they so wish.

    • @yordlejay6820
      @yordlejay6820 Před 3 lety +31

      @@zotaninoron3548 when truly difficult games are literally the rarest thing in gaming, nah people can bugger off.
      You don't have to play every single game that comes out.

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 Před 3 lety +3

      needs more russian

    • @matheus.bueno47
      @matheus.bueno47 Před 3 lety +29

      @@zotaninoron3548 Not every game needs to be tailored for everybody. Some games lose artistic integrity by making it easier, some games are meant to be hard because it is the part of the experience.

    • @Gyork_
      @Gyork_ Před 3 lety +13

      @@zotaninoron3548 No one should be entitled to beat a game, it's a game you play by the game's rules.

  • @luthegamecat922
    @luthegamecat922 Před 3 lety +3655

    Nothing is more gamer than making fun of people who couldn’t beat a game when you yourself did not beat the game. God I love this channel.

  • @sanjeethmahendrakar
    @sanjeethmahendrakar Před 3 lety +709

    It's hilarious and Adorable that Shelby is so proud that her boyfriend is the type of gamer who clears the hard stuff with relative ease.

    • @computersocsci
      @computersocsci Před 3 lety +3

      He makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze.

    • @shounen17
      @shounen17 Před 3 lety +28

      My wife married me for other things, but she doesn't appreciate what a hot stud I am from a gaming perspective. :/

    • @mbalukimwagastika3259
      @mbalukimwagastika3259 Před 3 lety +7

      How we wish our significant other would praise us for our lifeworks. Yes gaming is your life and living is a hobby.

    • @rhodie9338
      @rhodie9338 Před 3 lety +6

      Shelby doesn't talk trash, she talks smack. They're totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You're ugly and I know it for a fact 'cause I got the evidence right there.

    • @benwallerstein539
      @benwallerstein539 Před 3 lety +1

      @@shounen17 rip bro

  • @alexaugusta6991
    @alexaugusta6991 Před 3 lety +832

    “Played last of us 2 on very easy and said Joel’s death was too hard”😂😂

    • @nisnast
      @nisnast Před 3 lety +20

      Just casually trash talking xQc

    • @alexaugusta6991
      @alexaugusta6991 Před 3 lety +4

      @@nisnast HES funny but I don’t see him as a critic

    • @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310
      @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310 Před 3 lety +3

      @@alexaugusta6991 she's far from it. She literally analyses games from a viewer perspective, and makes fun of em😂

    • @alexaugusta6991
      @alexaugusta6991 Před 3 lety +9

      @@harbyandrefrancofernandez3310 well I mean she doesn’t write the script, matt does and I see him as an actual critic and he has great tastes, she makes it very entertaining

    • @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310
      @harbyandrefrancofernandez3310 Před 3 lety +10

      @@alexaugusta6991 well in theory they both do, because shelby needs to adapt it to her own humour and personality. Only when matt would understand more about a certain topic (like in the cyberpunk video) is when he is the one to recite and write the script i imagine

  • @WidowmakersAss
    @WidowmakersAss Před 3 lety +2927

    as soon as shelby said “git gud scrubs”, I knew we lost her to the dark side

    • @hoodiesticks
      @hoodiesticks Před 3 lety +95

      Dear God, what have we done

    • @rollerskdude
      @rollerskdude Před 3 lety +41

      She is now ready for MOBA type games.
      LOL and Dota here we come.

    • @AlexH84
      @AlexH84 Před 3 lety +66

      We’ve won, but at what cost?

    • @tle90
      @tle90 Před 3 lety +10

      *strong side

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis Před 3 lety +9

      Good...
      GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD...

  • @nathankober2178
    @nathankober2178 Před 3 lety +1371

    "Couldn't beat the Valkyrie with all the pee pee in their diapo" 10/10 line reading

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 3 lety +47

      10/10 IGN it has a little something for everyone

    • @smurphftw2008
      @smurphftw2008 Před 3 lety +16

      I switched to easy in order to beat the Valkyrie Queen. No shame.

    • @TheDaidai05
      @TheDaidai05 Před 3 lety +13

      I was laughing about her baby rant until she said that, because I still haven't beat her yet. I'll beat her one of these days though

    • @jjackson6082
      @jjackson6082 Před 3 lety +1

      @Smurph Ftw I don’t think i ever beat the first valkyrie lol

    • @smurphftw2008
      @smurphftw2008 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jjackson6082 If you're willing to grind and get some really good gear, most of the Valkyries are pretty doable. The Queen though .... yeesh.

  • @mkszaq1xsw2
    @mkszaq1xsw2 Před 3 lety +251

    I'm really enjoying Shelby's character arc.

  • @squeak8745
    @squeak8745 Před 2 lety +70

    I went into this game challenging myself to get close to the 18 death completion...at now 10 deaths I can see I underestimated my opponent

  • @icarusgaming6269
    @icarusgaming6269 Před 3 lety +1790

    Matt, she's ready. Put her through Dark Souls

    • @TheRubenpit
      @TheRubenpit Před 3 lety +78

      You know what to do matt

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 3 lety +53

      She's either going to be really annoyed by dark souls or love it...
      And be really annoyed at dark souls

    • @GirlfriendReviews
      @GirlfriendReviews  Před 3 lety +284

      We've already reviewed that! Where ya been?

    • @awesomemark1234100
      @awesomemark1234100 Před 3 lety +433

      @@GirlfriendReviews No Shelby, you need to play Dark Souls 😈

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 3 lety +87

      @@GirlfriendReviews Your gamer arc is nearly complete. The last stage is dark souls gamer.

  • @heath6825
    @heath6825 Před 3 lety +1608

    Name a more iconic duo than Shelby and Diarrhea Christmas Lights

    • @nickb6425
      @nickb6425 Před 3 lety +42

      Deku and the hospital from My Hero Academia

    • @fadhil2831
      @fadhil2831 Před 3 lety +83

      Shelby and hol up a minute

    • @MasDouc
      @MasDouc Před 3 lety +20

      Your mom and me

    • @heath6825
      @heath6825 Před 3 lety +9

      @@MasDouc I know a better one, your mom and ME. Gotcha there

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 Před 3 lety +14

      Incognito mode & xvid

  • @locojake11
    @locojake11 Před 3 lety +46

    That baby speech at the end is easily in the Top 10 Girlfriend Review moments

  • @Herosparky
    @Herosparky Před 3 lety +303

    “Best Roguelike game”
    Hades: “..And I took that personally”

    • @nade_s9220
      @nade_s9220 Před 2 lety +6

      Dead cells supremacy

    • @PolyverseCube
      @PolyverseCube Před 2 lety +4

      @@nade_s9220 Binding of Isaac

    • @dapperfan44
      @dapperfan44 Před 2 lety +5

      I'm gonna say it's the best solely because I'm pretty sure this is going to be my first and last Roguelike. NEVER doing this whole "death starts you out with nothing" thing again.

    • @michaelmcdermott1624
      @michaelmcdermott1624 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dapperfan44 that's a common feeling, so I get it.
      It feels like an artifact of gaming though. Almost every tabletop game in history (Legacy games being a newer thing) resets you to the starting point at game's end. We don't complain when a Go board is cleared or we toss playing cards back into the deck. Why do we assume that saved progress is or should be a default?
      That's how I see it anyway. I am not being reset, I am dealing another hand.

    • @dapperfan44
      @dapperfan44 Před 2 lety +2

      @@michaelmcdermott1624 I suppose it's for a few things.
      You grow up in the 80s and 90s (I'm actually 1990-born) and you know that when you lose all of your lives in Mario 1 and Sonic 1, you have to start all over. Then your only punishment for failure in Mega Man 1 is that you have to try the level again or pick a different level.
      Then Donkey Kong Country rolls around and if you lose all your lives, you can reload your save and try again-but you lose partial progress if you didn't make it to Candy's Save Point, or you lose some levels if you didn't best Tawna's Bonus Round in Crash Bandicoot. In Mario 64 you can save after every star, and you can pause and save at any time in Donkey Kong 64.
      Then in Crash Bandicoot 2 and Spyro the Dragon, you have frequent save opportunities and when you lose, you simply start back from the last time you died and any progress you lose is your own fault from not saving.
      Then you get to Banjo-Tooie, Jak and Daxter, and Ratchet and Clank, to find that Game Over screens have been eliminated and lives are gone entirely. Games from that point on become much less punishing and operate on a checkpoint system, save some holdovers-both Mario and Sonic games continued to have lives until Mario Odyssey and Sonic Forces in 2017. (It's kind of strange to think it took both franchises over 25 years to get rid of lives.)
      So here you are, you play these franchises, branch out into some shooters, and different types and genres of games that all have the same core of getting from point A to point B. But here comes this game that is outside of a genre you normally play, but has enough aspects of a genre you do play. So you play it, and you find out that all those years of games getting easier have been thrown out the window in this title. You can't even cut this game off. And Heaven help you if you put the console in rest mode and it updates overnight. There's all your progress, chump.
      But I admit that the game was fun. It's just the knowledge of knowing if I die here to this boss, or worse, to an "avenge this corpse" challenge, all my progress, all my scavenging, all my helpful items like Damage Siphon and being able to knock down yellow barriers will be gone.
      The game is definitely fun but for me personally, I couldn't put myself through that stress again. This one I'll play again, but I'll leave the roguelikes to the professionals.
      TL;DR years of growing up with games slowly adding features where failure doesn't mean you have to retry large portions of the game has programmed me to be less ok with a game that makes you start the whole thing over again.

  • @prworswick
    @prworswick Před 3 lety +529

    "all the little babies playin lil baby easy mode!" I laughed milk out my nose 🤣

    • @callumdonington2227
      @callumdonington2227 Před 3 lety +19

      The weird part was you weren't drinking milk at the time.

    • @skyman6936
      @skyman6936 Před 3 lety +15

      The Last of Us 2 haters got slapped.

    • @AllotedFawn
      @AllotedFawn Před 3 lety +2

      @@skyman6936 But but but.... Joel!!!?

    • @cagevick
      @cagevick Před 3 lety +10

      laughed baby milk out of your nose? lil baby waby milky googoo gaga??

    • @jay-no9qq
      @jay-no9qq Před 3 lety +4

      Coming from her who didn’t beat most of those games she mentioned :/

  • @CliffDiverBOA
    @CliffDiverBOA Před 3 lety +606

    Wasn't expecting Shelby to give me a "git gud" talk but here we are.

    • @Gawillamon
      @Gawillamon Před 3 lety +5

      She progressed from girlfriend of a gamer to full on gamer so quickly. They grow up so fast....

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Před 3 lety

      Although it also have me some smug self satisfaction when I beat the game with even fewer deaths than he did, not gonna lie.

  • @AcidDotDrop
    @AcidDotDrop Před 3 lety +79

    6:13 Best Girlfriend Review segment of all time

  • @XCCF2011
    @XCCF2011 Před 3 lety +652

    The controller screaming killed me 😂

    • @toryniemann5124
      @toryniemann5124 Před 3 lety +27

      The fact that it’s Gus Johnson’s scream made me nearly spit.

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 3 lety +7

      5:34

    • @tctjoker4142
      @tctjoker4142 Před 3 lety +1

      Right, I rewound it then and there

    • @ryann6405
      @ryann6405 Před 3 lety +1

      Instantly knew they were talking about that alt fire

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 Před 3 lety +2

      I had a bug in the game that made me lose in-game audio (only bug during 40 hours of playing) and I'm telling you, the controller sounds like an alien baby.

  • @williamrozee
    @williamrozee Před 3 lety +1053

    I'm surprised you reviewed this roguelike first before Hades. I can imagine Shelby's reaction to Dusa, Cerberus, Thanatos and Meg being pretty damn entertaining.

    • @SuryaSood
      @SuryaSood Před 3 lety +116

      Yeah I just realized they haven't tried Hades yet. Please try Hades! It's the only rougelike I loved.

    • @abhishekvvs8622
      @abhishekvvs8622 Před 3 lety +6

      @@SuryaSood have you tried dead cells? It's an amazing roguelite too

    • @BananaMystic
      @BananaMystic Před 3 lety +18

      @@abhishekvvs8622 Splitting hairs: roguelite and roguelike are different subgenres.

    • @master6494
      @master6494 Před 3 lety +26

      Yupp, can't pick a favorite roguelike before trying Hades.

    • @cherrywaffles1
      @cherrywaffles1 Před 3 lety +26

      They played hades. They just didn’t make a video on it.

  • @lordchikage9015
    @lordchikage9015 Před 3 lety +160

    Game is waaay too hard for the casuals. A lot people thought it’s an easy story game I have talked with and got their a** beaten up. I love Returnal, Biome 3 is one of the coolest looking levels I have ever seen. As a from software fanboy, I love challenge and Returnal is delivering it with one of the best gameplays and sounds ever. I hope this starts a new genre like demons souls did. I don’t care that casuals where disappointed because it’s not an brain off game with cutscene after cutscene. Gameplay is king and Returnal delivers. But looking someone playing it? No way. Returnal is not that type of Game.

    • @creatinovic
      @creatinovic Před 2 lety +5

      its hard to learn, but easy to master

    • @elijahe7612
      @elijahe7612 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah I love videogames but I am absolutely not good at them at all. Returnal looks fun but I legitimately don't think I'll be able to do it.

    • @webseiter
      @webseiter Před 2 lety +7

      I am a casual gamer. Just started console gaming end of 2018 (I guess my youth on a friend's C-64 does not count).
      I am bad at FPS using a controller. That is why I quiet Wolfenstein and Doom after a couple of minutes. I hate hard games. They make me quit and never come back.
      But godammit I love Returnal! Love it so much it took me 89 deaths and about 30 hours to beat the first boss, Phrike. After this kind of training I'm looking forward to killing Ixion with many deaths less.
      This is not made for casuals. But you have to try it to know if it is for you anyway. Once you're hooked, you (n)ever go back.

    • @Dave_ja_vu
      @Dave_ja_vu Před 2 lety +5

      @@elijahe7612 you will. I SUCK at games, very rarely venture beyond standard normal difficulty in them and usually have to power-level a souls game to feel comfortable even learning boss patterns. Its a cliche but i promise you it does get easier. It will hold your hand through the improvements while simultaneously kicking your ass to the point you don't even notice you are improving but you definitely are. The skills you pick up improve how you play massively too so don't be put off by struggling at the start. I honestly thought I'd never beat the first boss, then the second boss, then the game itself. All you need is patience (or stubbornness) and approach the game with the knowledge that dying can forward the story and reward you with something intriguing before jumping back in.

    • @fredesch3158
      @fredesch3158 Před 2 lety +1

      @Michael Lochlann Agreed, seemed interesting, but I don't have the time to put on the game just to see the story, it's just not worth it.

  • @jellybean358
    @jellybean358 Před 3 lety +38

    Mentions a bunch of rogue-likes and then fails to mention Hades.
    A grave crime was committed this day.

    • @jamiedavison2630
      @jamiedavison2630 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah i came here to pressure them into reviewing Hades, it's a beautiful rogue like and they will love the narrative

    • @kato093
      @kato093 Před 3 lety +2

      Meh. Hades is the baby game for rogue lites.
      Its like saying "dark souls1, dark souls 3, sekiro and bloodborne are cool...but i wanna see a dark souls 2 review! Thats the one i played and like".
      I mean its cool you got initiated into the souls series but dks2 is an abomination compared to the other games of the series. So yeah... hades is cool but is it really that good? No, its not. Its just a casual rogue lite so you can take baby steps. Now dont poop your pants.

    • @jellybean358
      @jellybean358 Před 3 lety +7

      @@kato093 nice elitist attitude. Hades is a good rogue lite period. It solves a lot of the problems the genre has and at the same time makes it open for new people who never would've played it.
      And good job just assuming its the first rogue like/lite I've ever played. I've played a ton of them. All of them at a certain point you can just blow through them, Hades with its heat system constantly ups the challenge.

    • @jamiedavison2630
      @jamiedavison2630 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jellybean358 to add to this the narrative is much better than any other rogue like I've played, which is a very short list.
      It's also one of, Imo, the best over all narratives in a game in a while, albeit simplistic but in its implementation.
      Hades might not be the best in challenge, I think the game play is tight, it's repatitive to a point, as all games in the genre are.
      Going to say something controversial using @kato093 referenced genre there.... Star Wars Fallen Order is a better game in that genre than the ones listed there, because the narrative is so much better.
      But by the same regard it's baby steps in terms of challenge in comparison.
      It's been a while since I watched their review of FO, but if memory serves they liked it, and I feel they would like or love Hades for the same virtues.
      It's probably one of those ones where Shelby would be more invested and end up putting more time in.

    • @johnsmith-de2py
      @johnsmith-de2py Před 3 lety +3

      @@kato093 First: bro dark souls 2 is generally accepted as the hardest dark souls game. People don't like ds2 because Miyazaki wasn't involved and the level design was weird not because it was easy. Second: hades is super hard. Just because its accessible and isn't insanely difficult to start doesn't mean its easy. It gives you the option to challenge yourself and rewards it. Beating hades with maximum heat and no death defiance is genuinely one of the most challenging things in a video game I can think of and I've beaten all the souls games to ng+7, and sekiros boss rush mode.

  • @kellyedwards421
    @kellyedwards421 Před 3 lety +381

    Wow. Anyone who didn't believe Shelby is now a gamer has now heard the toxic proof for themselves.

  • @curtmarch9294
    @curtmarch9294 Před 3 lety +238

    Valkyrie was so hard and I’ve never felt more attacked in my life lol

    • @treblemix_
      @treblemix_ Před 3 lety +5

      Took me like 25 times

    • @SonicBroham
      @SonicBroham Před 3 lety +7

      VALHALLA!!!

    • @brucechmiel7964
      @brucechmiel7964 Před 3 lety +5

      @@SonicBroham The Valkyrie under Home took some time. Muspelheim was a chore with at least 10 deaths. But the queen was the bane of my existence. I have not had a more obnoxious, cheep, controller eating boss since Gill. Hell even KH Sephiroth was a cakewalk compared to them. AI Cal from Fallen Order almost drove me to madness, till I realized there is no real reward for beating him.

    • @qs987
      @qs987 Před 3 lety +5

      Sigrun took me 6 hours and it is a genius design to not have you run a few steps to her every time because a boss like this in Souls will make me pissed at every seconds of backtrack

    • @homerdough5389
      @homerdough5389 Před 3 lety

      @@brucechmiel7964 don't call her cheap when she is amazingly balanced. She has a counter for everything.

  • @daltimusprime777
    @daltimusprime777 Před rokem +9

    Lmao the wittle baby bit XD

  • @Christian-ir2mb
    @Christian-ir2mb Před 3 lety +42

    oh god we lost shelby. rest in piece sweet backseat angel.

  • @adamcomerford8502
    @adamcomerford8502 Před 3 lety +299

    "Look at the booty-shooty"
    RIP 3rd-person shooters, there's a new genre in town.

  • @digital-rain
    @digital-rain Před 3 lety +298

    Damn I thought we were about to hear Shelby rap over Runaway

    • @the11thhour44
      @the11thhour44 Před 3 lety +10

      Inserts "we were THIS close to achieving greatness" meme

    • @ricoparadiso
      @ricoparadiso Před 3 lety +1

      ✝️ *Lord Jesus died & rose again to pay the debt of your sin!*
      🔵It is Gods Gift to us by His grace, we dont earn it by what we do/how good we are!
      ✅By Faith in the sacrifice God has made are we saved from the penalty of sin!
      💜We are all sinners that need God. No one can say they are perfect to be able to pay their debt of sin. This is why only God could pay the penalty for us, that is merciful Love!

    • @Murillojc23
      @Murillojc23 Před 3 lety

      Release that footage!

    • @catwiffhat4274
      @catwiffhat4274 Před 3 lety +2

      RUNAWAY FROM ME BABY

  • @GEEKcron
    @GEEKcron Před 3 lety +21

    I'm obsessed with everything Returnal and after seeing how good your channel is everywhere for a while I decided to finally cave in and watch one of your videos. I was not disappointed. Subscribed!

  • @bilinasmini3480
    @bilinasmini3480 Před 3 lety +57

    I laughed incredibly hard at the entire “baby” sequence. 🤣

  • @kkyz13
    @kkyz13 Před 3 lety +192

    That HP Lovecraft scene is going to give me very weird nightmares.

  • @lucashiatt3531
    @lucashiatt3531 Před 3 lety +584

    Hey Shelby, you missed that one spongebob episode. That’s a pretty good time loop story.

  • @PvtSalt
    @PvtSalt Před 2 lety +52

    I’m currently on my third try of just the first boss & I swear every time I think I’m leveled up enough, I get mad anxiety thinking about jumping into the pit. But I love that! This was by far the best review I’ve seen of Returnal. Thank you!

    • @artemgleba7630
      @artemgleba7630 Před 2 lety +2

      While this review is really fun and hilarious, you should watch Skill Up's review of this game. It's one of the best reviews I've seen. Like, ever. Maybe even THE best.

    • @levil.2734
      @levil.2734 Před 2 lety +2

      No shame in using a boss guide! That helped me out a lot with the first boss. Now I’m stuck on the second one lol

    • @universpro7741
      @universpro7741 Před rokem

      I just rushed it with a pistol after dying 10 times and got it

  • @ThatGameShow
    @ThatGameShow Před rokem +9

    I just beat Returnal and noticed I had the same numbers of deaths as Matt. We're true gamer bois!

  • @jer103
    @jer103 Před 3 lety +288

    Shelby, you really need to trademark: "diarrhea christmas lights".
    Or, at the least, put it on a t-shirt.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Před 3 lety

      There was also a term from a previous video but I'm not certain what is was. Eye globes when referring to eyeballs?

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 Před 3 lety +9

      'Hol up a minute is that diarrhoea Christmas lights?'
      I need that on a shirt

    • @Kytetiger
      @Kytetiger Před 3 lety +1

      @@BradTheAmerican i think she used the expression in her Nier Automata review

    • @rossfeazell7605
      @rossfeazell7605 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Kytetiger and the Dead Cells review

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Před 3 lety +3

      @@Kytetiger I was sure it was a more recent video but I went back and gave a listen anyway. Either I missed it or it wasn't there. However, she did use the diarrhea Christmas lights one. Recurring catchphrases are tight.

  • @andrewaldrich3602
    @andrewaldrich3602 Před 3 lety +268

    The skittles and redvines part was hilarious, you guys should more live action bits in your regular reviews.

    • @icarusgaming6269
      @icarusgaming6269 Před 3 lety +3

      Like UpIsNotJump

    • @Vorundor
      @Vorundor Před 3 lety +1

      I did it, I'm sorry. It was 222, looked cool and what not...BUT, that part was really that hilarious. I had to break that 222. IT HAD TO HAPPEN!

    • @teacherfromthejungles6671
      @teacherfromthejungles6671 Před 3 lety

      They'd better collab with Angry Joe to make a perfect sketch.

  • @sohrren
    @sohrren Před 3 lety +3

    I LOVE your new illustrations. Thank you for giving us such quality time

  • @sicotropic
    @sicotropic Před 3 lety +5

    I love you guys and your genuine reactions when games get crazy. 😭 the way this channel has grown is very inspiring. Keep it up!

  • @juancuelloespinosa
    @juancuelloespinosa Před 3 lety +209

    6:14 of course yakuza would have a nightmare fuel scene like this

  • @juancuelloespinosa
    @juancuelloespinosa Před 3 lety +165

    1:12 girlfriend reviews has fans in the games industry. They will now use this power to turn every game into monster hunter. Huzzah!

  • @djtheman9
    @djtheman9 Před 3 lety +15

    This genre is officially “look at the booty shooty” Congrats Returnal.

  • @jumahn
    @jumahn Před 3 lety +7

    5:34 - I would recognize Gus's 3AM Cat scream anywhere

  • @LightStrife94
    @LightStrife94 Před 3 lety +251

    The baby skit was pure gold 😂💀

    • @enrymion9681
      @enrymion9681 Před 3 lety +3

      Which Yakuza game was the baby footage from?

    • @Namcorex
      @Namcorex Před 3 lety +5

      @@enrymion9681 Kiwami 2

    • @thewelf2
      @thewelf2 Před 3 lety +2

      @@enrymion9681 and 7.

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 Před 3 lety

      it was a bit _much,_ really, but it did its job

    • @lolicongang.4974
      @lolicongang.4974 Před 3 lety

      @@bsmith6784
      It was perfect people crying about how hard the game is... when its suppose to be that hard.

  • @ShoTheEmcee
    @ShoTheEmcee Před 3 lety +131

    Damn, went for everybody's neck at the end there haha.

  • @LittleChortle
    @LittleChortle Před 3 lety +3

    0:55 the "whoa" got me so bad, I don't know why lmaoooo

  • @ghost245353
    @ghost245353 Před 3 lety +3

    I am so glad I started watching your videos when you first started. I knew you two had something good, but I didn't think it would turn out to be phenominal!

  • @Techno963
    @Techno963 Před 3 lety +65

    Finally, someone who understands the cultural touchstone that was the Duck part from Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis Před 3 lety

      Lol I love that part! That's the only thing I remember from that movie! It was always my favorite!!!

  • @kennethvelasquez3140
    @kennethvelasquez3140 Před 3 lety +155

    Tell me I wasn’t the only one who went crazy when Kanye’s Runaway intro was being played on the piano 🤣🤯🤯🤯 I love that

  • @stevenweseloh5233
    @stevenweseloh5233 Před 3 lety

    I just finished watching your Resident Evil Village stream on twitch, all the way to the end with your beautiful rant. I appreciate you guys so much. You make me laugh constantly. My roommate hates how much I quote some of your lines and phrases haha. Love you Matt and Shelby for hours of laughs, honesty and making my days better. Keep making content, keep being awesome and stay safe and healthy. PS My roommate started playing Village yesterday and...Matt you are sooooo much better at it than he is haha

  • @donaldkhogan
    @donaldkhogan Před 3 lety +11

    I laughed SO hard at this episode. Thank you. Y'all are the BEST.

  • @thickrazor2728
    @thickrazor2728 Před 3 lety +26

    Baby taunt ending is a comedic gem. Your powers grow. Keep up the great work. Thank you.

  • @FrankMcFuzz1
    @FrankMcFuzz1 Před 3 lety +224

    "Best time loop stories"
    Okay Girlfriend Review, SOMEONE needs to play Outer Wilds.

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis Před 3 lety +10

      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @joaquinalvarez346
      @joaquinalvarez346 Před 3 lety +5

      This game rocked my world

    • @mm-lq3sl
      @mm-lq3sl Před 3 lety +5

      Razbuten incoming

    • @aznphil88
      @aznphil88 Před 3 lety +1

      YEESSS, was my favourite game I played last year!

    • @JCintheBCC
      @JCintheBCC Před 3 lety +4

      It's not a Sony Exclusive(TM). They won't play it.

  • @ShockRockSean
    @ShockRockSean Před 3 lety +2

    I think this may have been one of your best written and performed videos so far and that's saying something! Well done! I was smiling the entire time haha.

  • @lyndrel03
    @lyndrel03 Před 3 lety +1

    The editing *chefs kiss* the kanye runaway transition was gold

  • @keepitlowpro8610
    @keepitlowpro8610 Před 3 lety +39

    6:36 Whoa Shelby, calm down 😂

  • @abhishekvvs8622
    @abhishekvvs8622 Před 3 lety +368

    Shelby should play Dark Souls!

  • @LostInTheWorldLITW
    @LostInTheWorldLITW Před 3 lety

    yall absoloutly killed it with the runaway piano section! made me smile xo

  • @acadrengberg
    @acadrengberg Před 3 lety

    The writing and clip cutaways in your videos is A+

  • @anshitgupta1294
    @anshitgupta1294 Před 3 lety +189

    Okay, the new logo looks SICK!!!!!!!!

    • @shivamarya5225
      @shivamarya5225 Před 3 lety +2

      i love the smug face in the new logo, the old one was too plain and generic

  • @StapediusReflex
    @StapediusReflex Před 3 lety +63

    “Bout to get a seatbelt for the couch!” just about sums it up for me.

  • @koroviev8897
    @koroviev8897 Před 2 lety +6

    Thanks to this review I decided to get the game and I really like it! Just finished act 2!

  • @grabherbythesushi8570
    @grabherbythesushi8570 Před 3 lety +6

    I love the Yoshi's Island theme so much. Even when you're calling me a baby for playing games on easy haha

  • @camerapunk4109
    @camerapunk4109 Před 3 lety +52

    Wish I wasn’t wearing headphones,The dual sense scream had me jump out of my seat 🤣

  • @JimB0B86
    @JimB0B86 Před 3 lety +96

    This gets a like purely from learning the term “Look at the Booty-Shooty” 🤣🤣🤣 dying.

  • @Ice_Hunter1225
    @Ice_Hunter1225 Před 2 lety

    One of my favorite games of the year, and the girlfriend reviews uses one of if not my favorite song of all time, Runaway, at 4:20. Great video

  • @donaldkelly9833
    @donaldkelly9833 Před 3 lety

    This is the first game I followed along on Stream. Only thing that caught me off guard is how much wondering and backtracking you might have to do in order to minmax your gear to progress. Thanks for the video!

  • @ericoliver1603
    @ericoliver1603 Před 3 lety +58

    The "wittle baby" rant at the end is just the best. GET GUD SCRUBS

  • @luiskandels2220
    @luiskandels2220 Před 3 lety +64

    5:35 why did i immediatly recognize gus screaming 😂

    • @haydeng3541
      @haydeng3541 Před 3 lety +1

      I did too lol

    • @rayovac200
      @rayovac200 Před 3 lety +1

      Who?

    • @luiskandels2220
      @luiskandels2220 Před 3 lety +3

      @@rayovac200 Gus Johnson. Watch his video "every cat at 3 am"

    • @AllotedFawn
      @AllotedFawn Před 3 lety

      @@luiskandels2220 Lmao I confused this Gus with the one from Breaking Bad.

  • @Rook_Wyatt
    @Rook_Wyatt Před 2 lety +20

    You guys convinced me to play it and I got to the credits on 8 deaths. Totally worth it!

    • @universpro7741
      @universpro7741 Před rokem +6

      Bruh. I got to the second biome with 40 deaths

  • @Dilvanon
    @Dilvanon Před 3 lety

    That background music medley from Metroid, Dead Cells, Isaac etc - man, you guys step up your editing skills even more - I'm super impressed!

  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 Před 3 lety +64

    I like that she managed to roast all the people that cried under the 2 TLOU2 videos one more time.
    I guess this means Mauler will make a 5 hours reaction video.

    • @GratefulDave93
      @GratefulDave93 Před 3 lety +4

      People seriously need to get over it.

    • @mr.scarytheterry5039
      @mr.scarytheterry5039 Před 3 lety

      @@GratefulDave93 Forget about past product, buy current product, get excited for next product.

    • @GratefulDave93
      @GratefulDave93 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mr.scarytheterry5039 Are you new to Capitalism??

    • @ag7367
      @ag7367 Před 3 lety +1

      Last of us 2 did suck ass tho 🤣 returnal is actually pretty good at least still not worth 75 bucks tho especially considering all the crashes etc going on

    • @Hipe2124
      @Hipe2124 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ag7367 its alright to be wrong.

  • @3felixw
    @3felixw Před 3 lety +33

    Surprised Outer Wilds didn't get a mentioned as a ~recent addition to the time loop genre. Would love to see a video on that!

    • @nickpsilvestri
      @nickpsilvestri Před 3 lety +1

      probably just haven't played :(

    • @angeeell.m.9807
      @angeeell.m.9807 Před 3 lety +1

      Outer wilds has easily become a favorite game for me I'd love to see a video on it

  • @jauger99
    @jauger99 Před 3 lety

    I havent owned a console since PS3. And I've watched several recent comedians stand up routines who at best have gotten a chuckle or two out of me. Also, it's been awhile since I've seen one of your videos.
    That said, you only get better each time I watch one of your videos. I literally spit my drink out laughing at your jokes in this, and you make me nostalgic for gaming like mad. I cannot tell you how much I appreciate your content. How much it means to me. To feel like an old friend, when there are no real ones in my life these days, is invaluable and beyond description. Gratitude just doesn't cut it. Nonetheless, I thank you.

  • @tpr2378
    @tpr2378 Před 3 lety

    That scream sound at 5:34 is Gus from his every cat at 3am video, and I'm here for it

  • @vishnugopakumar8807
    @vishnugopakumar8807 Před 3 lety +42

    6:15 this gives me NakeyJakey vibes in the best possible way

  • @BobaVett
    @BobaVett Před 3 lety +16

    Omfg this may be one of my favorite reviews from you two. That “wittle baby” shit had me in tears. God bless the both of you.

  • @josephstone4842
    @josephstone4842 Před 3 lety +13

    That musical transition from the Dark Knight score to The Reaper was frighteningly well done

  • @delilas2398
    @delilas2398 Před 3 lety

    Gotta love when the ad read is interrupted by two ads

  • @lozopenter
    @lozopenter Před 3 lety +52

    The Shelby shaming really woke something deep in my soul

  • @ebube_mx7019
    @ebube_mx7019 Před 3 lety +24

    Pretty excited for an "It Takes Two" review.

  • @shorteststraw417
    @shorteststraw417 Před rokem +2

    The way the enemies shoots those projectiles at me really make me think of how silimar it is to Nier Automata; both great games imo.

  • @pinkluver7715
    @pinkluver7715 Před 3 lety

    That outro is awesome. The animation is simple yet crisp and music is oddly satisfying.

  • @akashk7219
    @akashk7219 Před 3 lety +147

    I'm actually waiting for Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Make that happen guys

    • @abhishekvvs8622
      @abhishekvvs8622 Před 3 lety +1

      They played it but they didn't review it

    • @soren4997
      @soren4997 Před 3 lety +4

      @@abhishekvvs8622 thats why my guy

    • @ImusNoxa
      @ImusNoxa Před 3 lety +2

      Wait, you're right! PLEASE REVIEW SKYRIM

    • @jonathansmith3063
      @jonathansmith3063 Před 3 lety

      As much as I loved Skyrim and played close to 500 hours, it's really not a good "backseat gamer" type game. Also it's a slower game which may not be their thing.

    • @soren4997
      @soren4997 Před 3 lety

      @@jonathansmith3063 but modding is hella fun

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 Před 3 lety +118

    "Joew's death was too too hard, it hurt da baby feewings!" 😂😂😂

    • @jesse1086
      @jesse1086 Před 3 lety +5

      I dun want to feew sad! Dats not why i pway games!

  • @steephenjaimes3585
    @steephenjaimes3585 Před 3 lety +1

    This has been by far the best episode of GFR. You had be cracking up throughout.

  • @Cakauu
    @Cakauu Před 3 lety +3

    You’re incredibly funny, Shelby! Laughed so hard in the ending

  • @chazzergamer
    @chazzergamer Před 3 lety +11

    I was totally one of those people who was like "It looks fun but do I want to pay £70 for it?" and then Shelby said "Metroid Prime, Ratchet And Clank, And Doom Eternal" and now my pants are off. Definitely gonna buy it!

    • @SonicBroham
      @SonicBroham Před 3 lety +2

      I sincerely feel like Returnal was worth every ounce of my $70 and then some (can't stop playing), and tbh Resident Evil Village didn't justify it's $60 price to me.

    • @ag7367
      @ag7367 Před 3 lety +2

      @@SonicBroham I feel the exact opposite way 😂

    • @SonicBroham
      @SonicBroham Před 3 lety +1

      @@ag7367 that's fair! I think my expectations skewed a lot of that where I felt Returnal would be whatever and was really surprised, and then I wanted Village to be this tour de force because I love RE4 so much. just didn't click for me.

  • @graf1k
    @graf1k Před 3 lety +61

    Shelby is the kind of backseat driver every gamer needs

  • @paparoxo3606
    @paparoxo3606 Před 3 lety +1

    Amazing as always, Matt should make a video of him editing and maybe writing on Twitch, it would be so cool.

  • @BackfallGenius
    @BackfallGenius Před 2 lety +7

    Excellent and hilarious review. Recently beat the game and it's my GOTY for this year by a mile. Just outstanding game all around. However, I don't think its roguelike structure works that well... there's a lot of strange design decisions they made around difficulty scaling and enemy damage modifiers. It's good, but I'd say Hades nails roguelike genre to perfection. Returnal succeeds in some aspects but stumbles its way through the second act a bit.
    Also, I enjoyed the time loop narrative but again, another game does it better: Outer Wilds. That game is pure exploration bliss, check it out if you haven't already.
    What Returnal excels at is being the best third-person bullet hell shooter on the market. There's nothing that even comes close. The other aspects of the game (roguelike, metroidvania elements, time loop narrative, etc.) are all done better by other games.

  • @Noah-ki1ht
    @Noah-ki1ht Před 3 lety +39

    Damn Shelby you didn’t have to roast me like that...

  • @maoaadriao
    @maoaadriao Před 3 lety +18

    Honestly didn't expect to like Returnal this much, the game kicks ass!

  • @lukefeathers6150
    @lukefeathers6150 Před 3 lety

    Lol @ the Dark Knight scene LOL!

  • @dcb6729
    @dcb6729 Před 3 lety +1

    Returnal is worth every penny. By the way you can turn the game off. When you beat bosses it checkpoints and opens up shortcuts. When you die in the middle of a run you can go ahead and turn it off because you lost all your items in death anyway so turn it off. The shortcuts will be there when you turn it back on.

  • @majormoron605
    @majormoron605 Před 3 lety +21

    The irony of Shelby dissing casual gamers is... exquisite

    • @syrozzz
      @syrozzz Před 3 lety +1

      It wasn't irony, she yelled at monster hunter. She is one of us.

  • @mdredheadguy1979
    @mdredheadguy1979 Před 3 lety

    Also can I just take a moment to say how much I love the new end animation you used? Too much kitty/puppy cuteness!

  • @vogel9142
    @vogel9142 Před 3 lety

    I love the runaway at 4:20

  • @Carloszavalalol
    @Carloszavalalol Před 3 lety +74

    "3/10. Not enough returning." -Shelby

  • @ryanj328
    @ryanj328 Před 3 lety +31

    Would highly recommend Outer Wilds as a top place holder of the "time loop" genre