Should You Play Bioshock For Your Boyfriend?
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- My boyfriend finally convinced me to play one of his favorite games. Bioshock! It is the first single player game I've ever actually beaten! I hope you enjoy the jokes and feels :)
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*She's growing stronger*
Been hear since 10k subs
(whisper) it's learningggg
She must be stopped
It's over 9000!!!!!!!!
Shes beginning to believe
"Shelby's crying." Wait, so your name is not Girlfriend?
I know! This is false advertising and a huge disappointment!
Such lies!
Waaaait a minute. There actually are no women on the Internet - so the name should be male.
@@BloodyClash no
i was shocked to.
"Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow?"
Serious philosophy going on here.
what do you mean....
malena h watch the video. Its in the beginning
Honestly a more accurate version of what he was actually up to. With the people of rapture being his cows.
@@malena6430 What he means is it's ironic and contradictory, because how can someone be entitled to something that belongs to another creature, the milk technically belongs to the cow? But because we are more intelligent, and of higher power, we decide that we have the right to own and control beings of lower intelligence and power. How moral Is that? And in the game, Andrew Ryan complains that the government was taking the sweat of his brow, or in other words he's now become the cow. Such irony.
@Francisco Pizarro González you're either old and dumb. Or just dumb.
“Nightmare Disneyland for objectivist crackheads” is the SINGLE best description of Bioshock ever written.
Yeah it is
You've got serious production, writing and comedic talents. Whatever joy you may find yourself in from all of this, you deserve it.
Santhosh seriously these videos are so enjoyable
Uhhh... Can we talk about the *singing* ?
Was thinking the same thing. So many great aspects to their videos.
I haven't seen a page so enjoyable from the get go and take off as quickly as hers. She is killing it.
I hope she finds so much joy in making these as to never end up being biologically compelled to ruin her mind and body going through the tragic experience of motherhood.
"More powers than Jak Jak and more guns than John Wick" hahaha that got me
that was a great line she said...
Boi at this point I'm just waiting for "girlfriend reviews"to turn into "wife reviews".
THIS
I know you're joking, but making comments like that about someone else's relationship can make people uncomfortable. We don't know what's going on with their relationship, or if either of them ever wants to get married. She's relatively new to being internet famous, I think. Can you imagine if hundreds of people started telling you that *you* should get married?
Yes! We need this
@@ryanandrews7761 I'm sure they're just joking
Bro seriously, it’s a godamn joke, i’m sure they aren’t that uptight about it, ok you don’t have to take it so seriously, it’s the internet for god sakes
"You said this wasn't a spooky." EXACTLY what I said when my roommate made me play it.
that's exactly why I had to stop playing it. I can't handle spooky games :(
It’s worth the spooky
@@RealGermanish It gets a bit better after the first couple missions. I stopped after the first because it was stressing me out, and then i picked it back up after a couple years and just finished it 5 minutes ago lol. But the first missions have the most jumpscares and horror elements. After that i got used to the enemies and was able to sneak up on them almost every time.
"No matter how many nipples I put on the sticks"
Not a sentence I expected to hear lol
In the state CZcams has been going in, a downfall really - the best days were in the past, your channel, comedic humor, scripting, writing is honestly a breath of fresh air, you never fail to make me laugh in your videos and upon every upload it's always very enjoyable and entertaining, keep up the amazing work !
I feel the exact same way. This channel is an enormous breath of fresh air. It's honestly exactly what the youtube game needed right now.
I’ve seen a couple channels lately that have been fresh and unique other than this one. Most notably tierzoo.
Never understood the "CZcams Downfall" tho. In the last two years we had the popularization of the video essay, and we have videos with production quality that can rival documentaries. For me, CZcams only gets better and better as time goes. Even when the platform has bigs hiccups and fuck Ups when tries to conform better to companies for ads.
The only thing I see is a bunch of creators that can't keep up with the times and become old and obsolete and people growing out of some kinds of content.
And we are at a time when a channel has an amazing gimmick and production, it instantly catches, like TierZoo and Girlfriend Reviews
@@treehugers1000 I remember when tier zoo only had 60k subs. I'm glad to see that his channel has come up.
You should thank the bf too!! He does the editing and writing too
3:35 "...when I had more powers than Jack-Jack and more guns than John Wick..."
those are some fine references, i like you ^_^
Perfect!
My girlfriend and I love watching your videos together. We had to fumble, pause, rewind about 15 times in the first 2 minutes of this video because we were laughing so hard we couldn't even hear what came next. Hol'up a minute.
Wholesome
"Hol up a minute, you said this wasn't a spooky."
"I LIED HAHAHAHAHA"
My exact reaction to Bioshock and why I haven't finished it.
*Girlfriend Reviews puts up a new video*
Me: puts life on “Hol’ up a minute”
Wanna play?
I mean, I was about to sit down and play the new Resident evil 2 when I saw this notification so...same lol
Hol' up a minute
Just like the main story in the witcher 😂
Bah! Quit making relationships look healthy and fun!
Ikr
Lol
Wow heaven forbidding that a pair of humans can actually support each other's passion sustainably nEVER SEEEeen THAT HAPPEN B4 thx for the Example
@@ceo9915 i kno, all i ever do is relax, i wake up each day to perform my professional skill of relaxation and recreation, now that i am free from my destructive ex
AllMight is best girl r/wooosh
4:11 hits someone in the face with a wrench: "I'm sorry"
*CANADA* 100
"It's a nightmarish Disneyland filled with objectivist crackheads"
*Perfect summary*
"You said this wasn't a spooky." Literally couldn't be more adorable 😊
Was impressed by the singing at the end, you actually have a really nice voice
"More powers than Jack-Jack and more guns than John Wick." That's some really good writing. 👌
That singing at the end! 😩👌💯
Album WHEN???
@Charlie L. What the fuck
@Charlie L. what the fuck would that achieve?.... you disgust me
@Charlie L. Dude. Uncool.
@Charlie L. Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you
"videogame ballerina" is my new favorite thing
hey its the cool monster hunter guy
I fucking love your content
Yo its Jo
Your favorite thing should be making content for me to voraciously consume GET BACK TO WORK
hey look its the guy
The couple that plays together stays together 👨❤💋👨
Unless one of them sucks and they're competing online.
SPOILERS Okay, but Jack raising all the Little Sisters to be strong successful women is actually so heartwarming and I love it.
Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow ? I’m dead 😂
omfg i heard that i was LOL all over the house, it took me llike 2 seconds after shhe said it
Can you explain this for my friend please?
@@AlexKrumland its from a game called Bioshock the actualy quote goes something like this, Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow" i think
Your singing is so beautiful. 👏
This. This so much.
Surprised aswell.
YOUR VOICE! Please make a full version of that song you did at the end, I loved it!!
Everytime she does that Witcher 3 Woman Screaming I crack up . . :LMFAO
HAIIIIIIIIII
same
Lelelelellele le le le la
The quality you bring to CZcams is unparalleled.
StockStream nakeyjakey
It’s Refreshing.
StockStream rivalled by videogamedunkey
Hear hear
Dunkey, Nakeyjakey and Girlfriend reviews are the best gaming channels out there
Narration: "I've never seen so much lore and love packed into a concept"
From stream, looking at a little sister: "Hey idiot"
Now i sit here and wonder if Hol’ up a minute is a mind control trigger 🤔
Matei Razvan it is. It translates to “subscribe and love”
*You're onto something*
'How dare you speak to me' 😂😂😂
"what's the punch button, cube?" LOL
Reminds me of the time when mt roommate called the PlayStation Controller's Square, Circle and X buttons as Box, o, and Cross respectively. A
@@jakkank that's hilarious lmao
@@jakkank Well, in Playstation, "X" is a cross, not an ex (the controller doesn't have letters). "Ex" is the name of the button in nintendo systems, since the buttons are all called after letters.
The way he was like "What year is it, 2800?", imagining higher dimension control scheemes our feeble minds can't comprehend
"it appears to the male fantasy" *gives you nintendogs belly rubs* 😂
Everyone likes dogs.
You meant "appeals"
Im a male and it appeals to my fantasy so true I guess?
anitasarkeesian.exe has stopped working.
Yeah, that's definitely the best rebuttal of that claim I've seen yet.
This was my dad's first video game that he completed. No idea why he chose this one at the tender age of 60, but he had pretty much the same experience you did when he would come ask me for help.
"Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow?"
Subscribed.
1:58
When you said 'arms race' and showed a frame of the Infinity Gauntlet, Bender's arm holding a cigar and another cartoon arm actually racing............
..........i thought to myself, damn, how long ago did i see such good, original, humour content on CZcams? I couldn't remember.
Seriously, that little frame was an amazing touch.
It went by so fast I didn't even catch that. That is hilarious.
The third arm is Mario's I believe
@@jesusr4275 yeah, it looks like a classic cartoon or retro arm, doesn't it?! Like Mario or almost like Mickey Mouse, but I'd say you were right.
@Lucky7Bolt the first hater. I've seen here
Naysayers gonna naysay
Away with you sir!
"Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cow" is all I'm going to hear when I see the intro of this game now. So, thanks for that.
Which is funny because following Andrew Ryan's line of thinking, the cow should tell the man to fuck off and stop mooching off her hard work in producing the milk
frank underwood but the cow is fed by the farmer and taken care of it’s a business transaction like the Witcher law of surprise it sucks for the cow but the cow did nothing it’s not anybody’s fault nor is it unfair. The farmer and cow are both slaves therefore we should listen to papa Stalin so I can do work he is helped and I feel proud all hail the SSA,(Socialist states of America)
""No says the man in Moscow...it belongs to everyone!"
My favourite line in the video!
@@IsraelLuisGeerRivera-ff4cg that really went off the rails there at the end
2:15 “you said this wasn’t a spooky” MY WIFE😂
"Nope, its Nightmare Disneyland for Objectivist Crackheads!" This is just brilliant.
Now she needs to play Bioshock 2 where it's a Nightmare Disneyland for Communist Crackheads.
She's evolving, growing stronger, soon...the tables will turn and the boyfriend will take over the channel because he isnt allowed to play anymore...not HER games , oh no no.
"This is a review of how it's like to live with someone playing x-game"
*boyfriend review*
Soon, she will become the master.
This would be a cool twist for like a special occasion video.
You mean oh yeah yeah? Right
Theme consistentcy, the voice, the humour, the unbelievably entertaining write and on point video editing, this is an AAAA CZcams channel.
Quadruple A? Boi, this is S tier.
"More powers than Jack-Jack and more guns than John Wick"
I have never heard a more appropriate description of Bioshock.
"if you rescued all the creepy kids, they go to college!"
ahh shit. right in the decade old feels.
God I'm addicted to the videos, and her singing at the end of some of them are so adorable. I love this
And wouldn't you know it, the *HOLLUP* *AMMINUT* is back again
Music to my ears 🎶👌
It sounds so good that I had to replay it several times.
"Niiiiiice" jojo
I need hollup amiinut as my message alert tone
“My favorite part of the gameplay are the Big Daddies and Little Sisters”
Well someone needs to play Bioshock 2
It has the better gameplay
Dude your clip references are.on.POINT! Great job. Love watching your videos.
LOL The cube button. =) This is pretty much perfection.
She's probably playing on the _3DS_
Which is a three dimensional shape. The square button is flat- therefore square.
That Martrix and Witcher Bit. That the most clever editing I've seen in a long time.
The layers in that cut were amazing.
Where you the one singing at the end??? (Cuz it was sooo lovely)
Btw, love your take as usual and wish all gamers' gfs were like you
I feel that, even though it is somewhat different presentation and kind of content, you and nakey jakey share something that I did not know that I was looking for in video game review/commentary videos. It is an feeling of 'wtf this is so real' or some shit like that. It is so relatable. Making us part of your experience, not only ingame, but also outside of the game really helps it. Like Telling us about your boyfriend annoyingly calling you boy for weeks after GoW, or showing your real reaction to the end of the game here. Well, keep it organic and thanks for sharing!
Is a man not entitled to the milk of his cows?!
/applause
Man, i love how every video is filled with this overwhelming support. It's just so nice to finish this amazing videos and reading such positive feedbacks. Damn the internet can be beautifull
It's just cuz the fan base is small right now. Wait till the channel blows up, then the cancer will come
Awesome editing, great commentary, and just all-around perfect delivery. Always a treat when a new Girlfriend Reviews video hits my subscriber feed!
I just discovered this channel last night and I've been binge-watching your videos ever since. You're funny, articulate, relatable, and you do a damn good job all around when it comes to making the videos themselves. They keep a quick and entertaining pace and they're downright enjoyable to watch because your comedic timing is so excellent. I haven't hit the subscribe button so quickly in a long time. Hope to see much much more in the future.
Also, that part where you turn around and the crackhead in a doctor's outfit is standing right there scared the bejeezes outta me too.
No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think. You are never too bad to play a game. You just have to learn. Its okay when it takes you longer than someone else. Just don't loose faith in your self. :)
Also that Singing Voice! Damnnnn gurl!
I agree. While it may vary from game to game, videogames in general are the most efficient teaching tools humanity has ever developped. The entire reason why the mammals developped playing as a behavior is because it helps learning, and teaching the player how to play the game and get better at it is an essential part of videogame development.
There's no such thing as "you're bad at games", only "you haven't played much before". Admittedly, there's also such a thing as "you don't care enough to keep trying after a few failures", but that applies to every single skill in life.
While someone who's never played games might be lost at first, if the game is well made, there always some way to manage and at least reach the end.
Lose* :)
Yea except you can be too bad to play a game. Remember that guy took 50 hours to do the cuphead tutorial he's never going to advance in that game
So all anyone needs is to do is
Have a little faith! ??
@@GodinSpace , he actually did. After the criticism he went back and completed the first level:
*Cuphead: Watch Dean conquer his demons -- GAME CRIMES*
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I think all in all Shyamalan did a good job directing this video.
Chezda 2021 not his best work but a super solid addition to his filmography
No cameo either. 10/10
Yeah, he might actually stop making turds all day and finally make a comeback.
“Is a man not entitled to the the milk of his cow” 1:40 Had me dying
love the song at the end
6:13 *holl' up a minute* - gets me laughting so hard every time 😂
@@mistert5620 that definitely needs to be her catchphrase :)
OW Look a little Sister! I should... "Hol´up a minut"...
Let´s play some gwent.
Nice video Boys! Keep up!^^
Just binged all the videos and will continue to watch every one from here on out. Your singing, editing, and comedic talent are incredible. You deserve every bit of success you get. I'm so happy quality content like this is growing so fast. Keep up the good work!
P.S. I actually had to pause the Witcher 3 video for a solid 10 minutes after GERBIL OF RIVERDALE. I haven't laughed so hard in years. Thank you
Holy god that musical stinger at the end was beautiful. Great job!
Your commentary is awesome.
I'd suggest you try out Overcooked ,but i'm afraid that it would ruin your relationship..
How to destroy Relationship 101
Play Uno if you want to end a relationship
my wife and i are still going to couple therapy cuz of that game.
@@GirlfriendReviews
I believe that everyone on that flight was wondering why you are shouting at each other over throwing food and putting out the kitchen fire 😅
@@GirlfriendReviews
Btw, if i can recommend another couch coop, flat heroes ( for the switch ) is really fun ( at least in my experience, and in short bursts)
Especially the survival mode where you can revive each other :p
Plus there"s a free demo if you just wanna try it out.
"is the man not entitled to the milk of his cow"
lmao im dying
im absolutely in love with your channel. i just found it today. watched and liked all your videos. your commentary, video editing and even your singing are so good.
keep up the great work. :)
Omg that song at the end tho! It is so good! Was it actually Shelby singing?
No lol
What's the song title?
@@TarekBelfaid the real song is called "Beyond the Sea" sung by Bobby Darin
Hat in Grand Canyon yes it is her
Yes that was Shelby.
I would love to see what you both think of Bioshock Infinite.
Yes
That game was a huge disappointment! But you didn’t ask me so i just shut up ;-)
They played Bioshock Infinite Live on Twitch a few days ago. So I guess they will talk about it pretty soon. For me it's one of the best game I ever played.
With the DLC it was the perfect ending/beginning to the series. Definitely better than Bioshock 2.
@@davelink88 No, don't feel like you can't voice your own opinion about it. I understand that a lot of people were disappointed about it, I'm just someone who wasn't. I respect that some people didn't like the game, it happens.
Is that you singing at the end? Beautiful!!
Also, this is probably my favorite review of y'all's. 👍
I found this channel hours ago and im totally hooked. Not surprised that in a couple of months you achieve so many views and suscribers! Really well deserved!
Your voice is so beautiful! ❤️
I second that!
Yeah at first I thought that was a song from the game that I didn't remember. So good!
Seriously, damn that was good
Excellent review on an excellent game.
Okay, story time. I've two daughters roughly your age, and when they were kids I used to make them play Half-Life 2 with me. We had a mini LAN in the basement I put together from my old hand me down parts. A Headcrab or Zombie would jump out at them and they'd scream or launch out of their chair... and I would laugh my @$$ off, lol. For a father of daughters, this is the most delightful noise in the world, it was like the original "Dad joke" for me. Priceless!! Anyway, listening to your jump scares took me back, for a few seconds there I was reliving those moments. It was awesome and I thank you. We still play games every now and then, but now its Little Big Planet or something equally as tame. Still a good time and I cherish it.
@Randy Mi Thanks. I'd say Im a mediocre father, but I have my moments.
@Tahmid Antar Well thank you. Hopefully my kids agree with you (it seems like they do).
The 'Oh my god!!!!!!' guy from Troll 2, excellent reference. I absolutely love your videos.
5:40 for the longest time, I too thought that Andrew Ryan was based on Walt Disney, but it was actually Howard Hughes.
If the whole youtube thing gets boring you should consider being a pro singer.
Maybe already is
Would you kindly keep making amazing videos?
Me and my gf are watching every of your videos at least twice. You are so funny, unique and entertaining. Keep up the awesome work! (I was in editing and actually know how much work your videos are - so, much respect for your constant fantastic quality every week!)
Your videos are so great! My gf convinced me to play the Bioshock series recently, so glad she did. Also - nice singing at the end! A class act all round
As someone who absolutely loves bioshock. This video was amazing! Wish I could give it a million likes!
Nier Automata!
Yes, I just recently played through all the way to ending E, Amazing game. Loved it
@@supermanjto3502 pffft not even ending Y gEt On mY lEVel NoOb
played till K and quit fuck
God damn, I just watched all the reviews and I just love it! Idea: super fun. Voiceover: sounds super likeable and relaxing to listen to. Content: lots of knowledge, but also jokes and a different perspective. Most of my childhoodgaming was being a backseatgamer to my big brother and so I relate to and just love this a lot :) also they seem to be an awesome couple and I instantly left a follow on the twitchchannel in hopes to see them actually play games together.
Great song at the end! Love the review too. Bioshock is easily my favorite series.
I want the full song from the end. PLEASE!!!!
I had never heard her sing before. What a beautiful voice! The Bioshock soundtrack is a serious masterpiece
@@TheWordImmanuel check her Mario video. I'm pretty sure there's a beautiful song at the end of that one. One of the last couple videos.
Exiled Entity also check the Smash Ultimate review, she thats the first video she started singing
Definitely watch her smash video, I was impressed
the fallout 76 review has a better song lol.
Not only your content is good. Both you and your boyfriend have great taste in video games. (and very much like mine) My girlfriend’s first game that she finished on her own was Uncharted 2, then she continued to beat 3 and 4 then God of War, just recently. I’m proud of her. But god damn, to experience Bioshock on your own is an experience of a life time. But she wouldn’t touch anything scary lol I bet your boyfriend is so proud right now.
Stoked more like it... hard enough to find a cool gamer girl, let alone one with good taste
Thaibiohazard123 I talked to my GF about playing The Last of Us by herself. She’s played mobile games, and stuff like Minecraft, but never any AAA titles. It’s entirely up to her whether she wants to or not, but I really want to see her go through it. I think it is the perfect 1st game for her.
Can’t wait for the new video! The comedy behind these videos and seeing what my girlfriend thinks while watching me is the best! Keep up the good work!!!
Man, I love this channel. Your reviews are fresh and comprehensive and freakin funny, I love it.
The song was the highlight of another wonderful video
Your video editing is so smooth
Your outro song was the greatest lol I love that!
The editing and writing on this channel is pure gold, thank you for the amazing content!
0:28 Those antonyms are on point
All the downvotes are from IGN staff... 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Would you kindly make more videos ? :)
This comment was amazing. Thank you.
I would like second this motion on the floor
I am really enjoying the format of your videos, and they are well edited. Great idea for a channel. One thing about Dark Souls (any of them) - go watch a speed runner or challenge runner (Like LobosJr (especially his older videos), you get a whole new appreciation for the game). If you like good stories in games, StarCraft and StarCraft II, in my opinion are pretty good, and the games are fun to play, even if you are bad, you can play on easy mode. I didn't play it (I don't like playing first / third person shooters - except for Star Wars Jedi Knight and Jedi Knight II, and Half Life), but I watched a playthrough of Mass Effect 1-3 and enjoyed the story (not the end of 3 though). Fallout 1 and 2 (old school games) had pretty good stories and were a blast to play. As mentioned Star Wars Jedi Knight and Jedi Knight 2 were awesome, and had a good story as well, as did Half Life and Half Life 2. If you don't mind turn based strategy games, Might and Magic 7 had a good story. Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2 (Role Playing Games) had good stories.
I heard that you read every comment so I have something to say! Firstly i absolutely love your content it is revolutionary and refreshing to the youtube community. The only bummer is that in some of your reviews there are spoilers which I know are hard to keep out but I want to show the videos to my girlfriend so that she can see someone likeminded and be convinced to watch me play the game! I am referring to the Last Of Us here specifically. She would probably want to watch me anyways but it would be so cool if I could get her siked on a game before it started and not spoil anything! love the content though! take care
your voice and the way you speak is 💎
Bioshock was my first fps. I remember when it came out and my dad bought it for me and we played through it together. This game has such a special place in my heart and has been my favorite game for years. This review is fantastic and I just love seeing the love you put into it. Thank you kindly
Agreed. The original Bioshock released in 2007! It's nearly 12 years old :O ! And still looks amazing even today. Hands down the best and most immersive gaming franchise of all time. :D
Just found this channel...just binged all the videos.
This channel is awesome :D Keep it up!
I stumbled onto this video randomly, and just wow...
This is a concept I never knew I wanted!