Sh*t Focus ST Owners Say
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- čas přidán 22. 04. 2016
- Meet Mark Boothe and his Badass 2013 Focus St.. i mean Focus RS. Ever wondered what type of shit Focus St owners say? Not anymore. It's just a prank bro.
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♫ Outro Music: Ballin' - Logic
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Leave a Like if you read this ;) - Auta a dopravní prostředky
"I got these seat warmers to keep dinner warm...because I do eat ass..."
Oh hell no. I died.
That was brutal.
😂😂😂👌
Lmaooooo
Lol
😂😂😂😂 I was about to type that
"I'm sponsored by mom and dad"
Truer words have never been spoken 😂😂
Furkan Turfanda that's what Parker said!
I spit out my food laughing when he said that lol
*V e r y r e a l*
Every kid with a truck that’s pimped out I mean my dad bought my truck because he doesn’t have a personal vehicle so when I’m not using mine he uses it so we pretty much share it it’s just a 15 taco on a 3 inch lift with some nitto grapplers G2 tires with some helo rims get 18 mpg pretty garbage for a little taco
"I watch a lot of Engineering Explained, and he said I should use 69 octane."
You, sir, just made my day. Thank you.
bahahah it's turbo, so I use to 69 Octane
That also made my day, especially since I watch that channel!
69 likes on your comment
Daniel Hartman r
Daniel Hartman "sponsored by mom and dad" lmaoooooooo
Limited Slip Dipstick XD
I wish i could give more than one thumbs up
I had to pause the video because of how much I laughed at that
Make multiple accounts
haha yeah same had 2 pause for a sec and play that again XD
Reno-914 lol that part
I'm ur 1k like nigha
"You can fit 3 midgets and a full size dog in here" lmfaooo
Died
+ThePersonWithoutAName Den hoq dafak can u type????
😂
As a Focus ST owner, I can tell you that is not true. 2 midgets at the most.
Dead😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the shoutout Mr. Mark Booth, I'm glad you're running the right octane in that high-boost thriller you got there!
+Engineering Explained Thanks for the Tip!
I laughed SO. DAMN. HARD at the Engineering Explained joke in the video. Because I drive a Focus ST, and most of my car knowledge actually does come from your channel. So that joke was spot-on.
LMAO
i dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a method to log back into an Instagram account?
I was dumb lost my login password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!
@Joseph Zayd Instablaster ;)
2:52 "That thing blows harder than I blow my student loan money on car parts"
LMAO sad thing is, there's actually lots of ppl that do this in CA
the car has 252 horsepower. Coincedence? I think not. Demrifnoc Itanimulli!
Or using it to pay off their cars, my friend is totally doing this, just my friend of course 😅
I fucken hate Bov. They are annoying.
Lol, I used some of mine for new tires so I could get to class 😂
350 hp from the 2.3 turbo charged but yes 252 from the 2.0 turbo
"Someone backed into me at the community college" lmfaooo
"i gotta keep dinner warm" 😂😂
Cause I do eat ass. Goddamn I literally keeled over laughing
this dude has got some good ass quotes
"I have seat warmers up front to keep dinner warm" OMFG I WAS DEAD 😂😂😭😭
"I just put an ST badge on it so I could get it imported."
Damn now I want a Focus ST now, gotta keep dinner warm.
I've gotta make sure to put seat warmers in my 86 Jimmy to keep my dinner nice n warm.
Whether it's a Woman,
or my pizza.
😂😂😂
@@alexgulewich9670 my friends brother has a jimmy brakes down all the time
@@ripperlipper1016 Do you know what it is that usually breaks? (Thanks in advance)
"cuz every body knows, when college girls get drunk. they can't say no" HAHAHAHAHA WOW
I drive an ST and I think this is absolutely hilarious.
Is the pussy finder useful? Lmao. I drive an STi so my car only has an integrated dick finder :/
+Dunkaccino25 I'm sure it is. I just know that my girlfriend looks good in the Recaros. People are actually surprised that it does what it does.
William Fulks i drive an RS and feel insulted...
William Fulks I
I have a RS... Renault Megane RS.
I have class unlike you peasants.
(Im doing a bit, not offence meant!)
Sti and Ford RS awesome :) ST... "yeah ok" haha
Shit cobalt ss owners say?
As a Cobalt SS owner, I'm curious to hear this too, rofl.
Your Rival same here...i dont own a cobalt ss but i love them ..i would like to see that one lol
he would have to come up with poor jokes my collbolt doesn't have power windows
“This car can beat the R34 on the ring ya know”
Limited slip dipstick LMAOOOOOO
lmfao!
Ecobeast 😂
Ikr
lmaoo i lost it
💀
EcobeaST FTW!
+Dukiny Gaming With ECOTECH, like VTECH, but better.
I have heated seats cause I like to keep dinner warm. classic
"I'm sponsored by mom and dad" dead😂
"Three midgets and a full grown dog"
"So basically it's a mustang" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
"She's staying at the single wide with her brother cause chances are, they're fucking" LMFAO, I died
3:26 "So I can keep dinner warm cause I do eat ass" Lmao
He said that with dedication lmfao
So that's why my dad owns one
This is comedy fucking gold man.
had a neighbor that had one of these. Acted just like this.
please, things Jeep owners say
I didn't really finance $75,000 for this thing...
Wow jeeps are so cool - only jeep owners
Jeeps are cool tho
"I spent $1,500 on off-road tires even though I only use it to take my kids to and from school."
This ain’t for pussies, you gotta DRIVE this thing (because the ride quality is so bad it’s almost scary)
When he said "I'm sponsored by mom and dad" i was done 😂😂😂😂
why are u done? what exactly did u finished?
Earl Sweatshirt oh I didn't know he meant that
+Earl Sweatshirt thanks m8
manuel jasso ur welcome bro
This guy is pure gold.
I died at limited slip dipstick... 😂 this shit made my day
limited slip dip stick lmao
+Savvy "When I Do Have Some Bitches Up Front I Got These Seat Warmers So I Can Keep Dinner Warm Cause I Do Eat Ass" LMAO
+Savvy short throw dip stick was more realistic though despite the limited slip diff stuff
"that thing blows harder than I blow my student loan on car parts"
+Ken this is a comment section to comment. No need to be rude because you feel tough behind a screen.
Mantenner The comment section is to talk about the video. Not give subtitles. There is already an option for that.
+Ken This is the internet. get over yourself.
I'm sponsored by my mom and dad 😂😂😂
Must be the only all wheel drive ST in the world !!!
RS*
That's a st you dipshit
Guitar Fam The joke is literally in the beginning of the video at around 0:12.
An ST* btw, since you don't know grammar.
+Guitar Fam when the joke goes over your head lol
Vincent Dewitt
"This hatch is big enough you can fit three midgets and a full grown dog in here" 😂😂😂
clearly spoken from experience, he must've been in a scene from "The Hangover PT. 4".
"I'm sponsored by my mom and dad" XD best line ever
"If she has a tooth gap bigger than that, she's staying in the singlewide with her brother; cause chances are they're fucking." I actually pissed myself a little from laughing.
So is that a stock dipstick or is it an aftermarket one?
+Angel Sanchez Ruiz aftermarket limited slip dipstick. Keeps it from slipping when you pull it out
+Muscle Vs Tuner lmao
+Muscle Vs Tuner do they have those dipsticks where you dont have to pull out? pulling out is for bitches
+Hunter Lowery
That would be the short throw dipstick.
+McBaron lmao
"I got these seats warmers so I can keep dinner warm because I do eat ass!" LMFAO ^_^
How does this dude do this with a straight face🤣
Sounded cheezy at the beginning but the dry humor is killer by the time he gets to the hatch. HA money shot.
The rest of these are hilarious too. The civic one is my favorite (and I have a civic!)
He's a funny dude
This came on my recommended. It was worth it.
Bro you had me dying!!!!! Lmao
rip BooSTed15
4:12 "Limited Slip Dip Stick"
Oh man he must have shelled out extra for that feature
"I watched a lot of Engineering Explained and he said you gotta use 69 octane on turbocharged vehicles" fuckin lost it
Nice ride but I would have gone for the short throw dipstick instead
HAHAHA "Limited slip dipstick" I almost threw up the steak, I just ate.
How much of an upgrade is a limited slip dipstick from a short throw dipstick?
Where can I find a limited slip dipstick?
"Blow all my student loan money on car parts" lmao I love these parody videos haha. Too freaking funny
"I like keep dinner warm cause I do eat ass" you, my friend, are a poet.
LOVE your videos thank you for all of your uploads me and all my friends really enjoy watching them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
„Limited slip dip stick“ haha dude I‘m dying😂😂 I have to remember that one for the next cars&coffee
Make a shit suburu wrx owners say
Ray Cracchiolo mi
As a Focus ST owner, I can confirm. This is 100% correct.
This was way funnier than I thought it was going to be. This guy needs an award.
1:52 "This hatch is big enough you can fit 3 midgets and a full grown dog in here" lol
"limited slip dipstick" *I'm Done.*
Those short throw dipsticks are old school.
Gotta get with the times
"If she got a toothgap wider than that, she's staying in the single wide with her brother because chances are: they're fuckin" hahahah
“Faster than I blow off my student loans on car parts!”
Lmaooooo 😂
Keep the videos coming good shit guys lol just subscribed
The tooth gap thing. Fucking had me lol.
3 midgets and a full grown dog😂😂
This was the best one yet😂😂
“Instead of fixing my front bumper properly, I used the insurance money to buy these sweet ass rims instead” 😂😂
These videos were the reason I subscribed to this channel I have missed them it has been so long. Way to go!
I laughed so hard at limited slip dip stick lmao
Best car review on CZcams. I immediately subscribed.
OMFG this is hilarious!!!! keep doing these type of videos lol
68 PSI lol, you forgot to vape man. Do shit Wrangler owners say! :)
Jasmine the evo 8 runs 64 psi
"And the answer to that is that I'm sponsored by mom and dad"
priceless
This guy is freaking hilarious!!! Keep the videos coming!!
This was hands down the funniest video he's ever uploaded! Omg 😂😂😂
I love for you to do 'shit BMW owners' say
easy fuck blinkers
in an Asian accent: "I merge nao"
*causes 20 car accident and several explosions*
Lol sponsored by mom and dad.
“That’s the guys on CZcams who pretty much taught me everything I know about cars, so you can say I’m a certified technician now” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"And if they don't fit in the back they aren't coming home with me". Ded
CZcams MLG HACK:
1) Switch the video to full screen
2) Type awesome
3) Enjoy
+DOME Raptor wow....!
+DOME Raptor ok? nothing
+Paul Denney u stupid
Limited slip dip stick lol!
These videos are awesome i love em
I watched this and still ended up buying one. My favourite video ever. Scarily accurate 😂😂😂
Three midgets and a full-grown dog! I spat my beer out laughing at that one. Bravo!
Shit frs/brz/gt86 owners say!!! Would love to see that done about my car
"Keep dinner warm cuz I do eat ass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It only took one video to make me sub hahaha funniest vid ever!!! 😂😂😂
Please do a BMW next lol
69 octane on turbo charge vehicles , lost my shit . . .
haha I like how he mentioned engineering explained
I flippin like this guy hes awesome. made me laugh good. keep it up bro. love it
sponsored by mom and dad 😂😂😂
So true LOL!
Blake's Garage That part had me dying
Good Show man, the gap tooth bit damn near made me blow beer out of my nose!
the launch at the end was the most entertaining part of the whole vid.
I died when you said you bump macklemore lmaoo
This video made it to WorldStar, congrats
+Jonatan Estrada It has more views on there lol
+DaFroBroforeal right 😂
imo this is the funniest video you've done!
The Logic drop at the end...thumbs up.
Dude.....you say it with a str8 face and so serious! Awesome!
Lol, you're funny man! Keep them coming! I've been watching since "my hatch is so dirt nasty low..." 👍
limited slip dip stick lol
This is pure gold.
Front wh... I mean all wheel drive 😂😂😂
Have to keep the psi @68 or else it'll flip and blow a rod best fkn line out this one