@@captainkush8423 you put 3K down on a 25K car, pay 760 a month for it lol you're delusional bro. bet you cant even afford bringing a girl out to an applebees on that lmaoo
@@xjumpmaster82 yes it is in america if you were to say 106 you might say one hundred six or 1 O 6 because it is z06 that would sound weird to many zs, Z Zero Six doesnt sound as good as Z O 6
One time we were in a parking lot when I was a kid, and we overheard some people talking around a corvette. One of the dudes, sounding pretty flamboyant and excited, was like "450 horses? That's almost 500 horses!!" Wish I could recreate the voice here
I’m a long haul truck driver of 35 years. I’ve seen just about everything out there on the highways. All different brands of high performance cars doing everything from the speed limit to double and sometimes triple the speed limit, but I hardly ever ever EVER see a modern corvette break any speed limit anywhere?? Of course they are amazing cars, especially the new ones but to me they are the slowest cars on the road!
GoProGuy12 it doesn’t matter if you’re able to see it . People who blur license plates don’t know anything . People drive behind your car every day and can see your license plate and take a pic of it if they wanted to. Can’t do anything with a license plate
Its there so that you could run low voltage bulbs so that you can send more power to your sparkplugs which makes your car gi faster, oh and also then you can use clear blinker fluid in all 3 lights
He's saying he is older and talking about grandsons and wife putting in dentures because it's always old guys driving corvettes, the satire is amazing kudos.
" It takes 10 quarts of gold plated oil, thats why oil changes are $300, The car has HID's so the guy in front of me gets blinded when I flash him, it was made in Germany for the auto-ban so its the only actual race car. The car is so quiet in the inside, I can't hear my own horn when I lay on it, my shit parks itself, it's preset to take two spots because its a fuckin' bimmer and I don't want some peasant car to park by it. The car comes with white framed sunglasses because Hitler, it has 27 airbags, I know because I've wrecked twice, it runs on Becks and wiener schnitzel. I only listen Rammstien." BMW drivers are THE worst. >:(
he'd probably say something like "I debadged my M3 because I needed the extra weight reduction and have a gutted interior because racecar, but my best friends hot sister has no problem getting dirty in one seat because the sound of my beastly inline six gets her wetter than Germany and a mid autumn day because if it ain't euro, its horse shit."
Then at the end, "Here's one of these corvitt owners now. He's real, and is exactly how I described. He even has his own channel, where he proves everything I just said."
at the dealership you have to meet some prerequisites before you're allowed to buy a corvette 1. must be divorced 2. must have lost custody of his kids 3. mid-life crisis
"Nurgenburger" "I think is somewhere in kansas"
Hahaha
Sorry to. Ruin you perfect 666 like ratio
I live in kansas ;-;
Get it right it's the hamburger ring
😂😂
"Dodge "Helldog"" 😂😂😂👌
Sah dude
+Anything Reviews You triggered
+Nissan •Nismo why would I?
Anything Reviews Sup cuh lol
Fiat dodge helldog XD
"had to dip in my grandsons college tuition fund!" accurate !!!!!
@@certifiedredditgeniuseverything in this video is a joke if u don't realise that Ur dumb af
F
😂😂🤣
Probably blow it all on booze anyways
@@certifiedredditgenius he's older than he looks ;)
"I took the roof off and stored it in the hatchback. That's for weight reduction"
iq: 65
@@Achievementhunted 165
It took me a while to get it but I got it hahahaha😅 😅 congrats
@@AchievementhuntedIt moved center of gravity lower which is kind of like a lite weight reduction 😂
Fiat dodge hell dog. Lol
Aidan Campbell fiat owns Chrysler,jeep,dodge and ram
dead haha
😂
I lost my shit when he said that 😂😂😂😂
SAME ^^^
God I'm so glad he subtlety took multiple stabs at the fact that like 50% of Corvette owners are old people
@@captainkush8423 how. Aren't those like 35k?
Mommy and daddies money helps him out
@@captainkush8423 lol well if you got a 07 Z06 for 25k then it's close or at 100k miles. paying out of the ass for that smh
@@captainkush8423 you put 3K down on a 25K car, pay 760 a month for it lol you're delusional bro. bet you cant even afford bringing a girl out to an applebees on that lmaoo
@@smoke6534 says the bitch behind the screen who can't even get a girl
i was dead when when the corvette stalled in the end
iamjose_._ Corvitt not Corvette
@@ambrooks5 corvette not corvitt
@@wesleysantiago5313 stfu liberal
@@wesleysantiago5313 the guy in the video says Corvitt
Yooo same
door handles resemble foreplay action😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
😎🤠howdy mam
"Nurgenburger"😂😭
"I think its in kansas"
I died
"faster lap time then the nissan GTR nysmo"
nismo
Zachary Cromlish
i spelt it like he said it hence the ""
"that sucks in more air than a 747 preparing for takeoff" DEAD
BrechtXT 😂
Or a streetspeed 717
Lmao
Lmao, you beat me to the comment 💀😂😂
@@williammakhmuryan7901 By 4 years... 💀
take notes kids, the nissaang GTR niasmo is slower than the corvette in the nurginburger which is in kansas
Wtf did u jus say?
Our bikes suck corvitt*
*Nurburgring*
@@dirtywagle9475 on me bruh
Nissaang niasmo wtf?
“Pro charger” *points to alternator*😂😂
The_Broski721 I was waiting to find a comment like this
"Faster than Niessan GTR nayessmo at the nürenburger" lol
+Pierre Visconti I think it's in Kansas, also the fiat dog helldog lol
Funniest shit was how moving weight from the top to the back is "weight reduction" XD
thats in Kansas right? lmaoo
More like Naysen.
+Chris Lane 😂
"Chevy Corvitt"
Jackson Putnam Zee Zero Six
Woosh
Jput.319 corvirtt 😂
Z Zero Six
2:43 faster lap time than a Neesun gtr nysmo
As a Kansan I can confirm the Nuremburger is here
as a corvette owner, I approve of this message.
Yeah i didnt know corvit is faster than the naesmo gtr right ahead the lap times in nurgenburger somewhere in kansas 😂
@@user-ts5fi3ro5d I guess we both learned something
this is the funniest thing ever because my old principal was named robert runnels and he has a corvette
Idk Man shit I had a teacher who bought a burnt orange z06. Who knows what he had on the side.
The fact that you teased the door handle for a minute before moving on killed me. Great video
Bob Reynolds 😂
I don’t know why but I feel like him stalling wasn’t on purpose 😂😂
It was 😂 but old people been driving stick longer than all of us so don’t know why he threw that in there.
@@Jdogthepim The arthritis been acting up in my clutch leg knee
Z "Zero" 6 😂
First time I heard it being said that way, no joke.
That's actually the right way to say it. It's Not Z "Oh" 6
@TARK 'murica
Nihilism 😂😂😂😂 accurate I’m French and I say it just like you did Zed Zéro Sisse
@@xjumpmaster82 yes it is in america if you were to say 106 you might say one hundred six or 1 O 6 because it is z06 that would sound weird to many zs, Z Zero Six doesnt sound as good as Z O 6
This dude said, he removed the roof for weight reduction, yet placed it back in the car lmao!!!!!
/rwoooosh
south9563 wooooooooooosh
Woosh
south9563 sounds like a Chevy driver
Weight redistribution* 😂
I'm freaking crying! This dude is a true shit talker!😂😂😂😂
Didn't know the Chevy corvit was faster than a nissang GT-R Naesmo around the nurgemburger
r/ihadastroke
Its somewhere in kansas
Lmao
Vinny Booboo its a joke and you spelled nismo wrong
Vinny Booboo but yeah the nismo gtr wonned the laptime at Nurburgring
that corvit's got more torque pounds than my ex wife.
Ian Eviston u look gayer than a fucking prious
Ian Eviston how the fuck do you miss spell Corvette
@@teenie2408 if you played attention to video at all dumb fuck, you'll notice that he misspelled it as a joke.
When you call an alternator a procharger.
Isaac spohn ig the joke went over your head lmao
F u
Well, an alternator does charge, and well, maybe it's a pro at it.
R/wooooosh
I know I was like uhhhhh..
""This is where I keep my back pills to hide them from my grandchildren, just because they'll eat them like they're M&Ms or something" . LOL
“Door handle resembles some foreplay action” 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Do "shit 350Z owners say"
Paul Basta agreed
Gucci Flip Flops he's not Asian enough for that.
"Oh shit, I'm going to be late for my community college class."
One of the most gay looking cars ever.
Joseph A 350zs are expensive??? Since when ?
I work at a Chevy dealership and most of that was dead on of some vette customers lool !!
I lost it when he stalled it at the end. "Shit" 😂😂😂
Lmfao that finger part got me dead lol the logo is on the back so people can know what passed them
Do a "Shit Infiniti G owners say", that'd be awesome
There are too many of us who have no idea what we have
would love to see that though haha
+nigga, dafuq u just say? lmao I want one as my first car so bad
They say "WHAAAT IS UP EVERYBODY ITS YA BOY THESLAPTRAIN HERE BRINGING YOU ALL NEW FORZA HORIZON 3 GAMEPLAY" haha
Why is this not top comment 😂😂
lmao that fast and furious line at begining
what is your profile pic from
where*
Haganai
Richard Reynolds thanks
“Fiat dodge hell dog” 😂😂😂😂
"we got a supercharger here" points at the alternator 😂😂😂😂😂
A fiat dodge hell dog
No, you didn't get the mid-50's retired man stereotype. You actually nailed ALL 'Vette owners.
“I’m bob Reynolds and this is my shevee corvit “ 😂😂
points at alternator "this is my procharger..."
Do shit Volkswagen Golf GTI owners say
yes
YES
Yes
Vw owners in general
Vw owners in general
As a fellow c7 owner I approve of this accurate informative demostration of the corvit
Please keep doing this series for your guys’ sake. Only way to keep the channel alive
That “Foreplay action” bit had me dead
Shit M3/M4 owners say
+Pierre Visconti It's okay buddy, we all had bad taste at 14
the N54 owners are worse just cause they're turboed lol
+Che1seabluesdrogba11 that's why I have an N52 😂😂😂
+Che1seabluesdrogba11 I have a N54 lol and the new M3/M4 is also twin turboed
They don't say anything to you..
Lmfao nurgenburger I can't breathe 😂
This kid is a friggin legend. Love all the videos he puts up!
If Draco Malfoy was born in the Deep South
Nurgum-Burger 😂
lol your funny
nakul singh you're
where is the "shit bmw drivers say"? or m3 owners.
"Here we have the steering column, and as you can see there is a lever for the turn signals but they never work"
m3 is already shit.
Dude yes
Hi-Fidude66 tf are you talking about m3’s are kings of innovation
Brizkayy v6? Lmao get your facts straight before you talk shit
*Wasn’t this the dudes Hellcat that Doug Demuro almost crashes?*
Yes
Hahahaha Doug go "Shit"
Not only is this the funniest shit ever, it also brought me to Mike's channel!
Shit wrx owners say
YES
dude they did it already, wtf
Already did
they just did one a few weeks ago I believe
Didn't they already do that?
Couldn't stop laughing when he pointed to the alternator and called it a procharger
Nurgenburger...im dead lol 😂💀
"Helldog"
I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂
man i just suscribed ...i watch your videos every single day lol cheers and merry christmas..keep that funny spirit
Thanks man! Merry Christmas!
Do you kno a guy name Cletus Mcfarland
all dem dare bald eagle's
#Cletus4President2016
Ya he drives the lsx willy's jeep with 1000hp of murican bald egle
+Nick Dodge lol no that's a car he drove. He has a C7 Procharged Vette
"what'd ya have a bald eagle fly out on ya?"
"Gotta go to the local Applebee's to get some poontang" 😂😭💀
BRO! I’m laughing too hard!
“…as you can see the door handle resembles some foreplay action…” LMFAO! 🤣
"Z06 stands for 0-60 cuz it goes fast" 😂😂😂
0:12 that civic in the back though
+Pierre Visconti most reliable car ever!
+mike dor e46 m3 one of the best cars ever
+David Christmas yeah but it breaks a lot!
Damn right. Breaking necks all day every day!
*kids*
“Fiat Helldog” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
I never see anyone talk about how accurate your wardrobe is according to each car
4:30 It's true, corvette owners get more ass.
Dude ass.
@The Only Kek You're probably an expert on that.
Mike definitely pulls some serious dude ass
Geoff /// M Nelson I would give u a nasty look but u already got one 😑
+Jake Tipton yeah. your mom made sure I was well aware from your dads experience.
"If you dont know why thier clear then your obvisouly fucking retared" I lost it there 😂😂
This is where I hide my back pills 🤣🤣🤣
I've seen this video a couple of times since they uploaded it and I just realized the beginning is a fast and furious reference.
that putting the roof in the trunk an saving weight part got me 😂
Wait was that Mike in your car at the beginning😂😂
Yup lol
+Muscle Vs Tuner this one of the best vids you have done funny as hell pimp
And because blurring the plate is retarded.
One time we were in a parking lot when I was a kid, and we
overheard some people talking around a corvette. One of the dudes, sounding pretty flamboyant and excited, was like "450 horses? That's almost 500 horses!!" Wish I could recreate the voice here
You had me at “denture paste”.
Fiat Dodge Helldog 💯😂😂
Good shit bro lol
+JoeGo101 thanks bro!
whadup joe?! love your vids
I’m a long haul truck driver of 35 years. I’ve seen just about everything out there on the highways. All different brands of high performance cars doing everything from the speed limit to double and sometimes triple the speed limit, but I hardly ever ever EVER see a modern corvette break any speed limit anywhere?? Of course they are amazing cars, especially the new ones but to me they are the slowest cars on the road!
“Also,right here,this is where I keep my back pills.”
NOPE!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Nurgenburger" 😂
"I think it's somewhere in Kansas" 😂
I started laughing hard asf when he said the fiat dodge hell dog😂😂😂😂
Lost my shit when he said ”fiat dodge helldog or whatever the hell it is”😂😂
Loving that subtle fast & furious reference in the beginning
The license plate is clearly visible at 1:55 before it get's blurred out...
GoProGuy12 You can just go see it on streetspeed 717's channel anyway
GoProGuy12 kcs 1167
GoProGuy12 kcs*1167 ok time to report for random crime lol
GoProGuy12 it doesn’t matter if you’re able to see it . People who blur license plates don’t know anything . People drive behind your car every day and can see your license plate and take a pic of it if they wanted to. Can’t do anything with a license plate
people in the internet are more powerful than random people on the street
"Fiat Dodge Hell Dog" had me weak
His back pills omg 😂
"Dodge hell dog or whatever it's called", that got me rolling =))
my local Applebee's is full of shit. let's go race those Dodge Viper 's and make their windshield wipers fall off
I'm guessing the clear taillights are for weight savings???
they couldent afford colors lol
Its there so that you could run low voltage bulbs so that you can send more power to your sparkplugs which makes your car gi faster, oh and also then you can use clear blinker fluid in all 3 lights
+Kalindu Sanjana That clear blinking fluid is expensive though, that's how they get you.
The thing is like 3,300 pounds if doesn't need weight reduction
+bmarra14 that car heavy asf
He's saying he is older and talking about grandsons and wife putting in dentures because it's always old guys driving corvettes, the satire is amazing kudos.
“Put the roof in the hatch for weight reduction” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Faster then the neesmo gt arre at the nurgenbuger 😂😂😂😂 I lost my shit there and had to pause lol
same lmao 😂😂😂
i lost my shit are nuremburger xD
that shit had me Crying lmao
All satire aside...the C7 is a fucking good looking car.
“Multiple vents designed by nascar and nasa to make sure I got around the track faster than Dale Earnhardt Jr” 😂😂😂
This is the best “shit people say” video on the channel 💀😂
Shit bmw owners say? or has that been done?
+Pierre Visconti I own one xD I just want to see what he says lmao
" It takes 10 quarts of gold plated oil, thats why oil changes are $300, The car has HID's so the guy in front of me gets blinded when I flash him, it was made in Germany for the auto-ban so its the only actual race car. The car is so quiet in the inside, I can't hear my own horn when I lay on it, my shit parks itself, it's preset to take two spots because its a fuckin' bimmer and I don't want some peasant car to park by it. The car comes with white framed sunglasses because Hitler, it has 27 airbags, I know because I've wrecked twice, it runs on Becks and wiener schnitzel. I only listen Rammstien."
BMW drivers are THE worst. >:(
Or shit e39 owners say
he'd probably say something like "I debadged my M3 because I needed the extra weight reduction and have a gutted interior because racecar, but my best friends hot sister has no problem getting dirty in one seat because the sound of my beastly inline six gets her wetter than Germany and a mid autumn day because if it ain't euro, its horse shit."
Eric Livingston
You forgot the Baseball cap that has either the Chevy logo or the Corvette logo
Daved the Dude true true
Sounds like all sarcasm. 😂😂😂 Great vid. Im crapping and laughing.
"I gotta go to the local Applebee's to pick up some pootang" IM FUCKING DYING
What is it with the stereotype of corvette owners lmao see them all the time on the streets.😂
***** yes lol
Then at the end, "Here's one of these corvitt owners now. He's real, and is exactly how I described. He even has his own channel, where he proves everything I just said."
at the dealership you have to meet some prerequisites before you're allowed to buy a corvette
1. must be divorced
2. must have lost custody of his kids
3. mid-life crisis
Mike is like four times the size of the dude.
and?
k
The wierd thing is how this channel is made up of the slim jesus looking dude and the fat guy. Perfect
The door handle resembles 4play action...lol
It stores nicely in the hatchback here for weight reduction. And it stores so conveniently back here and also saves weight.