MEXICANS are the GREATEST workers in history (EXTENDED CLIP) - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy
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- čas přidán 24. 03. 2018
- Stand up comedian Andrew Schulz from the Brilliant Idiots podcast breaks down why Mexicans are the greatest workers in history.
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I'm a construction project manager and I absolutely love when I have a bunch of Mexican dudes on my crew. They work hella hard, don't complain about shit and actually take pride in doing quality work. Much respect to the Mexican homies.
Thanks man
Carne asada now and then would get them to go even harder!
Louie, damn right it would! Tamales and tacos would go just as far 😆😆
Hey,! Mr. Jonson jelipe juans a bier... plis Mr. Jonson, todo el dia le chingamos y tenemos
Ganas de una aguita, tu pones las birrias y nosotros la carne asada, ya se hizo la machaca 😂
@@louieralphie2957 legit.
don't forget the caguamas bro.
Pro tip: Don't forget to turn the headphones volume down after you finish watching this video.
I read this and I still forgot
Saw this 2 seconds too late🤦♂️
Saved me bro, thanx
God bless you my friend
If there was a Pro youtube watcher you'd be one
That stealing job bit funny af😂😂
"if we can sell oranges, we can sell apple!" yo ive never watched andrew schultz' stand-up before but that was some funny shit
As a Mexican I approve this message as FACT! 🤣
No se te olvide la bonita costumbre de mandar a chingar a su madre al América.
@@ernestogutierrez2673 Por gente como tu nos tachan de nacos a todos...
Did your Ancestors build the pyramids and half this planet??? I think not....
@Purple Ray long shot but I think he might be one of those “ black people made everything “ kind of person from his profile I shimmed .
Que peo wey
“We got it you go help the jews” this man is woke
"NO! u pay me LESS money!"
This one is hilarious
When he said “puto”
I lost it 😂
your pfp is cursed carlos...
😂😂😂 x2
Mexicans are hard working and have a great sense of humor
"There are also pyramids in Mexico. Nobody questions who built those!" This is one of my favorite bits of all time!
The funny thing about those pyramids is that we have no clue who built them, the oldest civilization we know of in Mexico have mentions of the pyramids being built by certain civilization but we have no records of them, we only have records of other civilizations mentioning them.
We do know they had some really advanced technology for the time, considering there was a pool of liquid mercury under one of the pyramids, which requires some processing to be obtained from rocks.
@@imatiu The only pyramids nobody knows who really build those are the ones in Teotihuacan, the other ones people know who build them.
@@pelonloc There are the ones in Teotihuacán but those aren't the only ones, there is one in Peru, Caral-Supe which is a civilization we know almost nothing about, there is the one in Java, Gunung Padang, with a different shape to Mexican pyramids and that is also located in the Ice Age geological stratum so contemporary science says there was no one that could have build it and there is another pyramid in Mexico that is also pre Aztecs.
@@imatiu We are talking about pyramids in Mexico, the ONLY ones IN MEXICO nobody knows who build them are Teotihuacan, Peru is not Mexico...the rest of Pyramids INSIDE of Mexico they know which civ or group build them. Now other pyramids around the world nobody knows who build them, you are the only talking about this. We are talking about the ones inside the Mexican Union.
@@pelonloc and like I said there are others in Mexico that we don't know who exactly built them, they are attributed to the Olmecs but we don't actually know who the Olmecs were.
It's like saying that you know Banksy made a painting, yes you know who did it, but you don't know who is that person.
One example would be the "Complejo C" which is the oldest pyramid in Mexico and is attributed to Olmecs but we don't actually know shit about Olmecs.
Mexican Approved!!
Alejandro Loza wasup cuzzo im also a loza im from jalisco where u from
Tenzompa Jalisco
@@Killa91115 ixmiuqilpan, Hidalgo
Tlaltenango, Puebla
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Can we give this man a Netflix special?
Well....
This aged like fine wine
It will happen tomorrow.
@@charleswomack2166 wait *what*
Nah, Netflix to sensitive for his jokes.
People hate on Mexicans but damn do they work their ass off
inbred mexican don't know don't care but while they're here in the states they do work hard and frankly. Kudos to them
inbred mexican I do HVAC new construction work for a living. And a ton of the people I work around are Mexicans xD still work harder than about anyone.
inbred mexican xD you're a true moron my friend. Take care with that idea you have
inbred mexican I can't begin to say just how ignorant you are in literally everything you've said. Silence no life sheep, educate yourself for real.
Austin Thornton why were you responding to yourself
I swear , but the Mexican by me have been working on a house for two days and that shit halfway built
Uhhh, a house doesn't just get built in two days genius the fuck? They need to put the pipes, the walls, the supports, the roof, the flooring and more. When we mean they're hard working we don't mean they get shit done at sonic speed. Damn.
shut the fuck up
Whoosh.
@@__mindflayer__ hes talking about the framing. They build it in a day or 2
Lusty woooosh!
The bit about Apple store workers is accurate af, I just want my phone fixed bruh
Not even joking there was this building being built near where I work that only had the wood setup and ready for the rest of the stuff to complete the building, and then I fractured my left wrist and couldn't work for 5 weeks and when I came back it was literally already finished they were just finishing the small touches, Mexicans are truly hard workers
Took them that long???
They fuck off as hard as anyone else too
Some of those Mexicans fractured their wrist too but they kept working cus they ain’t no punk b1tches lol jk man
@@mateosoto5156 5 weeks is not very long
I saw a Mexican lady and her kids doing roofing in the mid summer in Texas , blew me away 😳🤣✌️🍺🇺🇸
No rope either
@@AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw nope 🤣
Lmao as funny as that is, it is 100% true, I was raised working with my dad doing labor work at like 10-11 years old but I’m Mexican American and even I know I don’t have work ethic like Mexican Mexicans from Mexico.
Volume is too low.
Then turn it up.
ye its too low
Can't hear it either
I thought my phone speaker fucked up 😅
542 likes on this comment ? what these fuckers found likable in it.😒
True what Andrew Schulz says about Mexicans,,,no joke. I can attest to this, I live where there are mainly Mexicans & they work extremely hard & remodel their older bought homes like bosses. They have very nice vehicles & are always progressing & maintaining. I love their work ethic & their tight knit family traditions.
Actually your last name sounds Spanish to me.
@@estebanbenitez9383 Fyi...You are incorrect.
My last name is actually Italian & not Spanish. The last name (Lovato) is originated from Northern Italy. 🇮🇹
I speak Italiano & I can spell, read & somewhat speak Spanish.
My family is Italian. You're last name (Benitez) is actually Spanish.
Do your research before you speak & make false assumptions...Capiche! 🤌
@@franceslovato9842 don't be mad, he is obviously teasing u man.
Not sure why he even had to mention your last name sounds Spanish as if you were hyping up Mexicans only because you are Mexican 🤷🏻♂️
this gringo knows what's up
@Wally Chinchilla same thing
@Wally Chinchilla a gringo is a term for a non Hispanic person
@@kevinkuriakose08 lol a gringo is a term for specifically people from the US. it means "green go" in our accent. It was when we beat the american army using our teenage soldiers (hilarious yes) and defeated them in the Puebla battle and we kicked them out by saying "green go" or gringo. Yes, Americans lost against us, and we participate in all american wars. Why do you think americans win all their wars? Yes because of mexicans. Why americans have an economy? Bc of the Mexican workforce. You're welcome.
@Wally Chinchilla a gringo is a person from the US. Not canadian, it does not mean foreigner. It means a gringo, a US person.
@D'Deridex2364 wtf is wrong with u
Genuinely one of the best stand up comedians I’ve ever came across and I’m a big stand up fan
Him
Joey Diaz
Bill burr
Theo von
Tom Segura
@@lukel8045 Can’t forget the goat, Dave Chappelle
George Carlin's been dead 15 years and people already forgetting the true goat. Sad.
If we can sell oranges we can sell apples 😂😂
The way I had to catch my breath from laughing so hard 🤣
"The genius bar is ours!!" That bit got me 😂😂
We Mexicans are taught to have a hard work ethic and we pride ourselves in that
"Consider this job stolen" 🤣🤣🤣
As a Mexican I approve of this
I’m mexican and this man is invite to my family parties
Dude chill
OMG. This may be one of the absolute funniest bits I've ever seen in my life. I literally just spent the last 10 minutes crying and laughing uncontrollably. This is getting shared with everyone I know. SO GOOD.
I couldn’t stop rewatching it 😂
joke writing 101, also someone said he’s trying to be the best ever and now I’m starting to see it, really has the potential
Mark Normand is probably gonna be the GOAT
😂😂😂😂GIVE THA DISHES!!!
U have to do an hour special
Mervin Williams I think he's working jokes out for one.
Dude sounds like Al Pacino. LMAO
I'm "Mexican" an I must say, this shit was funny
You want the money too!? NO THE RUBBER GLOVES!! 😂😂
I’m Mexican. Loved it!
"Consider dis jub stolen fool!"
🤣😂🤣😂
*Stolened*
That’s the funniest “Dork” I’ve ever heard lmaooooooo🤣😂
I like this guy, he’s spitting nothing but facts 🔥 👍🏻
Actually it's mostly just his opinion
@@toecutter1015 actually, you’re clearly bitter about something.
seeing you reply negatively on almost everyone’s comment here.
You good bro?
Did your job get “stolededed”
@@toecutter1015No it’s facts
😂 that accent when he said “puto” is spot on
So underrated👌i cant wait till he gets a special on a nice platform
Cuando dijo "Give me the dishes", no mames me cague de risa
I love seeing the different clips of his same bits and you can see how the jokes developed and evolved. Dudes a genius. 😍
The funniest thing today.
I love ed it!
Greetings from Mexico
Young hezzy putting in work
Love this! So funny! I'm hooked on your comedy! Keep it up eres chingon! 😂
Can you lower the volume just a bit more? I can almost hear you
i was bout to try argue with him, but his argument at 0:14 is really convincing 🤔
c why would you try to argue a comedy but... you’re that guy that would get flamed for saying something dumb as fuck during a show
*comedy bit
Nebula Jo and youre that fucking idiot whos never heard of sarcasm and overreacts to youtube comments.
congratulations.
c yeah let’s chalk it up to sarcasm
Nebula Jo actually no youre right, you got me. thats exactly why i clicked on this video of a comedian doing standup 🤔 to have a serious argument on wether or not mexicans are the hardest working people.
me using sarcasm is definitely the farfetched scenario here.
1:34
The audience is amazing
You gotta fix the volume on your videos so they're even... with that said YOU'RE FREAKING HILARIOUS. Found myself in a rabbit hole of your videos dying all night. Well done
MAN ANDREW SCHULZ IS THEEE BEST!! i binge watch this guy! Would love to see a show sometime!
Lmfao “if we can sell oranges we can sell apple” man this dude is original!!
Brilliant stuff man
yo, my man's accent here is right on, I feel like I'm listening to my uncle Cayetano HAHAHA. #brownpersonapproved
Mexican approved. WE NEED MORE CONTENT LIKE THIS Andrew!!!!!! Oh man... it was great.
Love the love Andrew
Good shit
getting better and better hezz, when are you going to be in Australia????
IM glad I SUBSCRIBED to THIS channel
STOLED IT xD
Joshua Thompson stole*
nvm I didn't know you quoted Andrew lol
STOLEDED IT 😂😂
This guy made my day!!! 😂😂😂
awesome bit
Im half mexican and this was funny af.
Can confirm. Im full Mexican lol and it was hilarious. Showed my dad and he thought so as well.
Half of a good worker then
cortez with the k defiantly sounds half mexican lol
@@yourpurpose5548 so one can't be a good worker unless he's Mexican?
@@toecutter1015 as a white male all I have as employees are Mexicans and Salvadorans. They work hard. They finish their job duties. I pay them well. They have made my company millions of dollars.
Now let me ask you, if I hire other folks would the job be done the same way? No! I have tried it.
This is brilliant
It would have been nice to have sound with this video.
This one actually funny lol
Post more please 😂
Come to San Diego!!
This guy make us look real good. Thanks for the laughs.
To came up with that logic about the pyramids...dude is fkking genius.
this guy is fire, great
“If we can sell oranges we can sell apples!” 🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Mexican impersonation is on point 👏🏾 🤣
How would you garbacho .. are you invoking your whyte privelege card, I don't fkn sound like that ..
You are the best bro!
La neta si me hizo reír 😂
hijouesu....
Give me the dishes 😂😂😂
We got the best work ethic in the world 🇲🇽 especially our older Mexicans i couldn’t keep up with them, I thought I was a beast putting in 50 hours a week but they did that and more 🙌🏽
Lol 50 hours got that by Thursday. 112 is max I don't but 84 was norm .
🤣
I love it. If we sell oranges we can sell apples 🍎 😂😂
Thank you lmaooo this dudes hilarious
I think these are the best jokes ive ever heard
What I could hear was dope!
Suggestion!! Please put your tour dates in the description
THE GENIUS BAR IS OUR !
Es un genio este vato
That's comedy genuis! Ha! Unreal.
Impression very good, thought it was my uncle in the other room!😂
Facts bro 😂😂
Rolling of laughter 😂😂😂😂🤣
HAD ME IN TEARS ONCE AGAIN !
this is comedy gold
MANNNNN!!! YOU COULD PLAY SCARE FACE ... REAL TALK✌🏾
My friend has a construction company of almost 20 guys. All are Mexican except 2.
Vatos Lokos’ aprroved! 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽
Hilarious 😂 😂😂😂
Is there a reupload? Audio is way too low and my volume is all the way up.
Respect
The ending is perfect
Someone needs to show this to el chapo....
Thanks for this bit! It's hilarious.
Fix my phone dork! 😂
Also, major respect for Guatemalans! They will install a huge paver job in one day while an American crew will take a whole darn week to do the same, complaining all the way through it and carrying a fraction of the weight. C’mon, now! If someone is able to come here with no contacts, no language skills, no previous experience, no diploma, no job referrals, no documents, and still “steal your job”, maybe you should consider you might not be the best at what you do…
Ok, Guatemalan.
Broooooo this shit funny asf
Gimme the dishes!! 😂😂😭
Crying 🤣