Slavery Would've Only Lasted 3 Summers with Mexicans - D'Lai
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- Would slavery last as long if it happened to another race? D'Lai imagines slavery with an alternative twist.
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Originally filmed 12/12/21
Videographer: Jesse Woodworth, IG @jesseisnude
Editor: Keera Stephen, IG @keera.s
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I think my favorite Mexican joke was with Andrew Schultz, he was like "Egyptians got the Pyramids people keep saying "oh the aliens helped them build that and all that shit" but Mexico has Pyramids too.... No one questions who built those" 😂😂😂
Mexican jokes be hitting it
Pyramids are super tough to build. Lol
czcams.com/video/2TGBG8L3w68/video.html
Lol oh shit
Lmao 😂
" Hold on G O D, I gotta built this my self ? Ain't you son a carpenter" 🤣🤣🤣
Noah didnt know gods son because jesus came to earth dam near a few thousand years later
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheBrob1983 Jesus is a part of the godhead, so he existed before the world was created. In fact, he took part in the creation. He became a man thousands of years later. Go read the gospel of John, chapter 1. But anyway, it was just a joke.
@@jaredlhulum the gospel of john also written long after noah was gone.man did not know about gods son then.if they did there would be scripture on it in the old testament where noahs story is written.that is also why the people who follow the old testament books and storys(quran and torah has them) do not believe jesus was the son of god,they believe him to be just like the other prophets.the testament tells the life of jesus here on earth and his teachings about the holy trinity the older dudes did not know. The divine birth and his dad giving him that name was not told in the old testament.i get your making jokes but its not factual
@@TheBrob1983 part of the funny of the joke is that his timing is off Mr. Anal
Blacks n Mexicans Say The Funniest Race Jokes about Each other😂😂. It’s like Yo Cousin Talkin Shit bout u😂😂😂🤷🏾♂️🇲🇽
Facts bro 😂😂😂
But I hate how with Black people, it's always "blacks are lazy and don't wanna do nun but the Hispanics are the hardest working" that shit is so old and corny now to keep running with that racist ass myth about our own just for a laugh.
@@brewcityred7616 I agree. Also think it's corny to put on the fake Mexican accent and do a hat dance for no reason.
Shiiiiiit we are cousins 😂😂😂
And it’s all love 💪🏾😂
He killed me with the “we’re finished fucker!” 😂
We need another job😂😂😂😂
Yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌
That made it authentic!
Definitely the Hard R🤣😭😭😭 I love it!
I'm mexican and you just won a subscriber, we appreciate that others notice our hard work.
💜
Hey bro all the best people I've hired for work at my home have been Mexican
Do you care when they note that the motivation for them is being illegal?
I think it's a well known fact at this point
I'm Scottish and would be surprized if there were even any Mexicans in the whole country and I knew that stereotype
Tell him brother...
I'm Mexican I grew up in Charlotte N.C. and black dudes were my mainz..now I'm back in California where my family is from and black/brown relations is actually bad..it sucks because I know for a fact black/brown unity can be a powerful thing
Ayyye thats whats up! Im still in Charlotte...its gentrified than a mug
@@mistercutright yea..I left back in 2011 and even then I started seeing gentrification with all the walmarts and dollar generals popping up
Depends on where you’re at in California. San Diego black and brown relations is great ! Now in Long Beach it’s a different story…
@@RyderGroveSt bay area too. It's really just large pockets of LA.
Oh nice. Tons of Mexicans been moving to NC in the past 20 years.
i love that we as black and brown brothers and sisters are allowed to speak on each other in humor. With out getting upset.
as a mexican, mexican jokes are the funniest ones. it makes us feel more included and loved because we already say harsh jokes to our cousins, nieces, and nephews. it's like hearing a family member make a great joke about you
!como americano que vive en mexico, apoyo este mensaje!
My mom called me maricon in front of our gay cousins and we all laughed.
This legit put my brother in a depression. I tell him not to take it serious what they say
Of course
We don’t have any prejudice
We progress
Doing this waking up in the morning and go to work
Personally me and my cousins call each other spicks 😂😂
My grass guy is Mexican! He’s a blessing to me! We have a hard time communicating sometimes but he’s always about the work! Fast, clean, and efficient! Occasionally we talk and laugh briefly about this and that but he’s a genuinely good dude overall!
Peace and blessings to my hard working Mexican brothers✊🏾🇲🇽
He’s been doin the same joke for 10 years….works every time
Right and right 😂😂😂
Lmao
Mike Epps method of comedy, huh? lol
Sometimes the joke is a joke and someone trying to get the point across
He definitely needs new jokes
"We knee'd anutter yob !" that was perfect. This was a great set. Looking forward to more.
I've never seen a homeless Hispanic ever
Because they all live together and don't kick people out to be "independent".
Truth. Familia!
Come to San Antonio Tx, they everywhere
@@goldenera765 damn really? that's crazy
You got to look around lots and lots of them
"G.O.D., ain't your son a carpenter?"
Well he's got a point there.
hate to bust your bubble, but Jesus wasn't born when the ark was being built... but is a funny joke if you ignore the facts...
@@notyourmomyousnowflake3533 neither were their individual races when it was built. that happened after the flood at the tower of babel.
to me comedy is not funny when it perverts such info.
@@paulk5311 …after the Tower of Babel…you must be a comedian…
I'm getting Tommy Davidson vibes 😂😂😂
Don’t tell him that..lol
@@dvdndsWill right?! Haha! His Tommy experience is hilarious!
His idol became his rival🤦♂️
czcams.com/video/9lls_tvMhUc/video.html 😄
Don’t ever in your life disrespect Tommy like that. He’s actually funny 😂
Hold up G O D.... That's how I'm going to start my prayer from now on.
And you will be the only one He listens too. Bet.
I need to see the whole set lol
🤣 I'm searching his name right now! 🤣✌🏾❤...His channel is @ItsDLai.
Man Facts 🤣🤣💀
Right they need to start putting the link to the full sets
On Gee OH Dee somebody better drop the full set link in the scahhh rip!
Fact 💯
"Aren't your son a carpenter?" - that's pretty good, lol.
“Ain’t cho son a carpenter!” That sheeeeit had me dying roflmao
My white neighbors keep asking me "how can you work outside when its so hot!?" When I was redoing my landscaping, digging trenches,etc in July & August in Dallas🔥 & I would always reply "I'm Mexican" 🤷🏻♀️& laugh 😆
you should have said you have grown soft but that is the way people did it for thousands of years. they did not use heat or cold as an excuse to get out of work like lazy america does now.
i know many people who work in those conditions and they are not of a certain color. they are hard workers because of their upbringing.
August in Dallas ? Don't make me laugh! Come see the indian construction workers in August in Dubai and witness some serious heat!
I'm not White, but I used to think this too when I would see Mexican roofers in the middle of August in Miami. Clearly I could've never survived slavery. 🥴
@@TomikaKelly me neither, I am anemic white and turn red like a lobster in half an hour in Los Angeles' heat during August.
I must have some lazy neighbors.
My neighbors are up from sun up to sundown busting their ass’s getting stuff done and they’re pretty much all white
Nigga said “ain’t yo son a carpenter?” 😂😂
I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ain your son a carpenter"and "we're finished"actually got me lmfao fam how do you FINISH picking cotton
native “mexicans” (mexico wasn’t a country yet, so they were just native americans) were actually forced into encomienda system by the spanish. there’s not an english translation of that word but it basically just means they were forced into labor. the natives escaped and fought back or were killed by disease and the system failed
Yeah, that's Netflix special level of discourse...he's funny but more at the Comic View level, no shade just facts.
Another like minded person, people always tell me all your I know at all, or you want a whole novel, it's hard being smart, and it's hard being factual when it comes to actual history, and I say, American history, not just my Native American history or my African American history. All that went down from the year 1492, until now is American history.
I'm glad that you value learning, and you like to read, because reading is how we get our IQs up. This is what separates us from the other animals, good job, keep up the good work. I'll talk about this all the time, let Google be your friend, every question you may have go after Google learn something. 😁
Blah blah blah. We just tryin to laugh
@@dznutzonfyre4432 as a black man i was just about to say let’s just laugh 😭😭😭😭😭
i like it that someone is provoked to deeper level thinking and connecting the funny to the historical, its one of the reasons comics should be able to say what they want-short of threatening with any type of violence to someone I believe. Also, on that line, it is true that natives were enslaved by the thousands and it is never talked about. The new diseases did a number on them, true, but the cruelty and introduction of barabaric European customs also messed up the system because the Native American was not used to all the sudden traumatic change. Africans had been in contact with Europeans and others for centuries before slavery and many came already Catholic or Muslim to America. My people-Africans- lived so long under slavery not just because we didn't revolt-we did, hundreds if not thousands of times both at the slave ports in Africa and in all the Americas with some success in South America. The problem was that we didn't know the land and because we hadn't had ancestors buried there we weren't connected to the land for a long time. Now I believe we are. Natives could fight and then run because their relatives were in the woods or at least they knew the woods, its plants and animals, spiritual technologies, etc. We did not have the same advantages as natives but we were cursed to have immunity to most European diseases and some SOuth Americans because we were from the same latitude and we had traded with whites for so long and had intermarried even in Africa and so we had built a recognition of their diseases and knew how to treat them in ways the native didn't. Fascinating, complex and sad yet hopeful because THE RED MAN AND THE BLACK MAN ARE STILL HERE despite all efforts to the contrary, praise God!
😭😭😭🤣🤣 I haven’t seen his comedy in a while 🔥🔥 he is hilarious
😍
The man is very funny. Never heard of him. Great future
He’s invited to the carne asada funny af 😂
“Ain’t yo son a carpenter”
That had me crying
Did he really just compare Mexican and black workers lmao
He did the Puerto Rican accent instead of the Mexican accent.
Yeah only people who grew up on the east coast and puerto ricans would catch that haha
I caught that too
Sounded more Dominican to me 🤷♀️🤣
Yeah I was like... Dude is salsa dancing and sounding like Scarface talking about Mexicans. 😐
Yeah, he should have mentioned Mariachi music and danced to it.
“English is hard, I no like” 😂😂😂
“Ain’t your son a carpenter…!” 🤣😂🤔😎😅😜⚔️🤣🤔🤣😂
"We're finished fucker" had me crying
That’s real talk. I’m mexican mexican, born in México, no mexican american. Every person I know that goes to the States it’s because:
1- They got offered a big job there
2- They want to work there because of the money
3- They found a girl/man over there and fell inlove, so they go over there to work lol
We just wanna get paid goddamnit, nobody wants to be a drug dealer, narco, criminal, etc. Y’all americans need to chill, I’ve talked about this with americans and most of them think we like that narco shit, WE HATE IT. We just wanna work and provide for our family like any other person in the USA. Also, we fucking love everyone, we don’t hate, so y’all can come to México, y’all gonna eat good, party good and live good no cap.
What part of Mexico? 😂 Doesn’t sound like the Mexico I know
@@ramonhernandez4101 lol what part are you from?
@@ronidave7115 south Texas border. Mexico isn’t all beaches and margaritas 😂
It’s crazy people be finding love in other countries I can’t even find a relationship in my own town 😂 like my cousins uncle has a gf from Mexico
Sounds like a very American thing to say 🤔
They ARE the hardest workers! To be honest, I don’t even think they work soo hard for the bread. I truly believe they simply enjoy working HARD AF!
That might be true. Id rather work with my hands than sit in an office. Most of my family and friends r like that also
Mexicans are dope AF 😂🙌🏽♥️ got mad mad love for y’all
This would been have soooo funny on Comic View in the late 90’s
And 2000
Clean laugh. 🤣🤣🤣. Love and respect. I’ve roommated with Hispanic people several times and I have mad respect for them. 💪🏾
"Mexicans are some of the hardest workers next to blk ppl" 😂😂🤣🤣 That was funny
I dunno bout all that. Ask around people will let ya know what coworkers do what
Um no it wasn't
Think he got it backwards. But still funny af
@@ajcastillo999 who do u think built this country. How many Mexicans helped build the White House . Or pentagon. Or us road ways railroads?? None
@@godson5877 irishmen did more for this county 😂.. but keep telling yourself different?! Who is the leader in unemployment?! Who is the ones most incarcerated?! Who are the ones that work grueling jobs for shit pay.. rather then begging for change they sale shit!? && still manage to send money back home to another country? Soo “the devil” get the fuck outta here with your oppressed shit.. you ain’t nothing close to a devil.. don’t call yourself something you ain’t
"Aint yo son a carpenter?"
Jokes dont even gotta make sense when they this funny 😭😭
Unironically one of the best 3 min in front of the laugh factory logo i have bare to witness. Took a second to start laughin but once i did i never stopped. Would love to see this mans full set
This guy is hilarious! At 0:15 he said: "...some of the hardest workers, next to Black people..." LMFOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude I literally typed this same comment. He didn’t even believe it himself when he said it 😂😂
Yooooooo everyone needs to comment we need the full set!!!!!!
This was funny as helllllll "we finish fucker" lmfao
We finished fucka! OMG and the little dance at the end killed it!
When he started naming the disciples...💀😂
And Jesus Christ as well I died
I’m crying literal tears😂😂😂😂😂I need to see the rest
...... that's what SHE said 👀😇. Lol
When he said bandaaaaaa lol 😂 I lost it lol 😭😭😭😂😂😂
WE NEED A FULL SET!! 😂😂😂
I’m from West Coast and even I knew that no Mexican ever says papi, that’s some Puerto Rican stuff right there. I like how he said my Latino ppl and continues on to only talk about Mexicans, while doing a Puerto Rican accent , that was funny to me.
I'm from mexico. I get called papi every wednesday at the market. "Un kilo de tomate, papi, algo más?"
@@enriquechocair7213 he probly likes you!
@@shadynumbers8561 Nah, it is really common here at Mexico City. It is like calling you "rey" or "güero". It's kinda a "chaca" thing.
@@enriquechocair7213 well we’re not talking about Mexico City, we are talking about the West Coast, no mexican in the states says that.
@SCREWSTON TEXAS 🤣 bruhh what the!
We're finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is the most Mexican thing I've heard in awhile it's like I went on a vacation to Mexico and I just got back.
The best joke was when he said that black people work. Good material! Love the stand up! 😂
LMAO. That joke is fucking great.
This nigga said 3 summers😂😂😂😂
Hardest workers next to black people? THAT was funny!
He said Mexicans are the hardest workers next to black people🤣🤣🤣 this guy is funny 🤣🤣🤣 ...hard working black people 🤣🤣🤣
What the fuck you trying to say weirdo??
I knew that I would find a racist and unnecessary comment if I just kept scrolling 🙄 Always an idiot in the bunch!
@@krazykaye8843 wait... what I said was racist, but the bit about Mexicans wasn’t...? 🤣 all I was saying is that “ hard working” isn’t a black stereotype that I ever heard of. Don’t be so sensitive this is the comedy section of you tube, not the SJW section.
@@housemann7481 No his bit was complementing Mexicans and you turned it into something racist...always idiots like you in the bunch .
I actually love how they try to speak English it brings my to tears I be so damn proud ❤
Me speaky espanesh,and i try englesh ,me happy me make you proud
@@Emoney559 Tommy Liky, Tommy want wingy!
Lol if the Brutha read a little more like Eddie griffin. He would know exactly why Mexicans were not slaves in North America.
*”standup comedy is hard but when you get in a groove and win the crowd over, it’s nothing like it, nothing beats it” - MELL DUNEY 616*
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 My 2022 has started... this is good. Appreciate It.
I don’t care who you are, that right there, was funny as fXXK
Yep, Superbowl comedy.
Bruhhhhh I'm in tears
As a Mexican I approve of this message.
THE WORLD APPROVES OF LATINO MEN🔥THEY BE WORKING🔥
I love when I stumble upon gems like this on CZcams
D ‘Lai a fool boy 😭😭😭😭😭
That was hilarious! Being mexican and black I can relate to everything he said. I like to believe I get my swag when it comes to my shoes and clothing from my black side. As for my hard work I owe that to my mexican side! My mexican grandfather taught me not to be scared to get my hands dirty and take pride in all the work I do from landscaping, construction, mechanic and any other labor job imaginable.
Totally true about not being afraid to get your hands dirty. I always tell people, notice how White folks wear gloves, goggles and noise guards to now the lawn. They fear work! Meanwhile, my Mexican brothers are climbing a tree, mowing lawns snd building walls with no gear. Lol
Black folks work hard too
Hardest working behind black people was the funniest joke he told.
In spanish there is a phrase translated "Work hard like the Blacks" "Trabajar como negros" Our people always respected Black people and we work hard to keep up with you guys. Not the other way around. Nothing but love.
D'Lai is whole legend in comedy people!!!!
DLai hits every time
0:15 this is the funniest joke out of his entire set. “Next to…who?” 😂😂😂😂
This is absolutely pure gold!!
i know this whole set was funny as hell lol
I started giggling at the title before I even watched I knew it was gonna be 😭
😩😂😂😂😂 ain’t yo son a carpenter man my throat hurt 😭😭😭
Damn laughing so hard I’m late for work😂😂😂😂😂
I like how he’s talking about Mexicans using a Cuban accent 🤣😂😂🤣🤣
how am i just seeing this now,, i'm laughing huge and smiling loud. love love it
He started of shakes for me but ending up killin it! 😂😂😂
"we're finished fucker, we need another yob" im dead
This is comedy gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
This was a lot funnier than I expected.
Funniest thing he said was "blacks are hard workers". 🤣
Wyte guy... your racism is showing. Go home.
Man just spoke Mexican,baguette and pizza in one sentence
Very funny @itsdlai 🤣🤣🤣
We want more of this!
He worked for those laughs!!
"Pero, pero, pero..." Lol 😂 😂😂😂
I luv how he dances on stage
Eddie Griffin would be proud
Man where’s the whole set?this guy is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💦
Bruh😆😆😆"ain't your son a carpenter"
He lost me when he said Mexicans AND blacks are the hardest workers. The former- yes absolutely.
Mexican people are one of the hardest working people, next to black people this country ever seen
Best joke ever, had me dying
Once he said Noah built a Ark I’m like 🤔I see where you going with this 😭😂
Yooooo I’m dead☠️ he got me with the” hol up G O D I know you supposed to be all knowing” 😂
His outfit is the funniest thing about this set
I learned a little Spanish working around alot of Mexicans and I also learned that they're some of the funniest dudes to work with😂😭no matter how the chick looked if she had a nice body they'd tap me and say "aye me hit that" miss those days man😂
That’s some smart comedy right there bro. 👌🏾
At the end he should've closed it saying "I did like dis like dat 😄 WALLA!!!"
LMFAO the fact that he mentioned the squad to G O D omg 😂
And gave his Son a shout out as well I was dead 😭😭😂💀
OMG! I love him...he is so funny and animated 😂😂😂
Aye I’m in tears 😭😂😂😂
YO... REAL TALK... HE REMINDS ME OF EDDIE GRIFFIN WITH HIS STYLE AND DELIVERY. EDDIE IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TO EVER DO IT.
Man, he had me crying!!!!🤣🤣🤣