"Mexicans Are Racist Too" | Felipe Esparza : TRANSLATE THIS

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  • From Felipe's 2017 standup special 'Translate This'
    Track “La Bamba Rebelde” by Las Cafeteras from the album “It’s Time”
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    About Felipe
    Felipe Esparza is a stand-up comedian and actor, known for his 2012 stand-up special “They’re Not Gonna Laugh at You” currently playing on Netflix, his recurring appearances on “Superstore”, “The Eric Andre Show”, his recurring role on Netflix's “Gentefied”, “Last Comic Standing” (winner - 2010), his podcast “What’s Up Fool?” on the All Things Comedy Network and his newest stand-up special, “Translate This”, which premiered on HBO in 2017.
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  • @bojackhorseman3224
    @bojackhorseman3224 Před 4 lety +16935

    Actually low-key deep, there is alot of colorism in Latin America.

    • @acruze7763
      @acruze7763 Před 4 lety +409

      Also another form of brainwashing

    • @pitviper23
      @pitviper23 Před 4 lety +452

      Not that Low key, I know it surprises everyone when we Mexicans have insights but it's intentional pendejo. Like Code Switching, we know it takes a higher level of intelligence to do it.

    • @YoungoneYoung-lm4xe
      @YoungoneYoung-lm4xe Před 4 lety +88

      America period.

    • @pitviper23
      @pitviper23 Před 4 lety +30

      Youngone1534 Young Very insightful. A testament to your claim to everything, certainly no one would ever take that from you.

    • @ChrististKing
      @ChrististKing Před 4 lety +39

      yes there is, big time.

  • @AaronPaulIbarrola
    @AaronPaulIbarrola Před 3 lety +4545

    "White never fought each other over who's whiter."
    *sad ginger noises*

    • @marcobustamante8408
      @marcobustamante8408 Před 3 lety +121

      *Sad Blitzkrieg noises

    • @mr-mfker2u29
      @mr-mfker2u29 Před 3 lety +164

      Have you ever heard of the natzis

    • @marcobustamante8408
      @marcobustamante8408 Před 3 lety +53

      @@mr-mfker2u29 IKR
      WW1: Dick measuring contest on who gets throbbed the hardest at other European Monarchies.
      WW2: Same but now its who has the Whitest dick and who can throb non whites the hardest.

    • @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698
      @masterclassbeatassclapyour7698 Před 3 lety +5

      Manus Shang what?

    • @earrth911
      @earrth911 Před 3 lety +53

      Wrong, Never heard of the white wars 1 and white wars 2?

  • @gamacichi
    @gamacichi Před rokem +381

    "That's how you find the working class"
    This man is a LEGEND!!

    • @philipjohnson44
      @philipjohnson44 Před 10 měsíci +4

      What’s the name of the song?

    • @thatcrazymick
      @thatcrazymick Před 8 měsíci +2

      True to an extent. I'm from Boston and I can tell you that all my blue collar brothers and sisters from Southie and Dorchester know the 60-80 hour work weeks, hurt backs, and sore hands.

    • @21gaming500
      @21gaming500 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@philipjohnson44it’s Volver by Vicente Fernandez

    • @ThatKidBryan
      @ThatKidBryan Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@thatcrazymickI hate seeing everyone saying "Mexicans work the hardest". Bullshit. Everyone who works hard works the hardest. I've seen so many lazy ass Mexicans on job sites getting drunk at 8 in the morning and passed out before lunch. There are hard working people of every ethnicity and lazy ones.

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro Před 10 měsíci +156

    Bro as a Puerto Rican I felt that toilet paper joke way too much. Nothin' makes me madder than relatives visiting from PR and filling up the waste basket with poo paper. Like bruh!!!! We have indoor plumbing!!!! We are not savages. We're civilized over here. Lmao

    • @myriamnieves7109
      @myriamnieves7109 Před 7 měsíci +2

      In PR are indoor plumbing too...

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro Před 7 měsíci +9

      @@myriamnieves7109 But it ain't that good if everywhere you go, you can't flush toilet paper. It's disgusting. I can flush all types of stuff if I wanted to here in Jersey. That suction is powerful.

    • @myriamnieves7109
      @myriamnieves7109 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@JohnDoe-cd6ro in PR too...I dont know where your familia is from...but I think their problem is not the plumbing, are.their manners.

    • @mahninjahh6746
      @mahninjahh6746 Před 7 měsíci

      All pipes have a limit. Doesn't matter good the plumbing is. You can still eventually fuck that shit up with with all that toilet paper. And some poor joe schmoe will have to visit your crib and do all that extra plumbing work just to unclog all that shit tissue from your toilet. Dickhead

    • @Sabre912
      @Sabre912 Před 5 měsíci

      my family is from Manati and the plumbing is fine

  • @PapiSalad
    @PapiSalad Před 4 lety +4462

    You know you're dark when your abuelita is dealing the loteria cards and says your name while pulling "El Negrito"

    • @patgonzalez6886
      @patgonzalez6886 Před 4 lety +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @milaaquariosoulinc4994
      @milaaquariosoulinc4994 Před 4 lety +9

      Omg!

    • @ashog1426
      @ashog1426 Před 4 lety +11

      Pinchi

    • @jassbunny4653
      @jassbunny4653 Před 4 lety +72

      Boi my dad calls me príeta just because my brother's two shades paler than me, but say says it in a loving way.

    • @musek5048
      @musek5048 Před 4 lety +10

      Welp i guess youtube deleted my comment cuz i cant see it anymore. Didnt even mention anything remotely offensive. Watch out guys and gals. Youre all next lol

  • @alphachingon6920
    @alphachingon6920 Před 4 lety +4049

    I married a Dominicana, she’s not racist at all until you mention Haitians.

    • @imlazy77
      @imlazy77 Před 4 lety +157

      Alpha Chingón well, DR and Haiti are in the middle of a feud right

    • @hyg44gu54
      @hyg44gu54 Před 4 lety +219

      Dig deeper. It’s not really about race, but narcissism..which needs something to be better than.

    • @amegalodonwithinternetacce5863
      @amegalodonwithinternetacce5863 Před 4 lety +54

      Poor haiti

    • @CookieOkie
      @CookieOkie Před 4 lety +53

      We're not racist towards Haiti 🙄 people are so ignorant... Haiti has a history of killing Dominicans plus for the most part we don't like to live next to someone that bite chicken's heads off because it's their "religion" we don't like voodoo and that's that. Has nothing to do with color but with HUGE cultural difference.

    • @navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940
      @navyforeveryoungjean-phili5940 Před 4 lety +149

      Alpha Chingón Dominicans are absolutely disgusting when it comes to that. Without the Haitians, there would be no DR. The Haitians just want to live and work and NOT DIE

  • @bleh2590
    @bleh2590 Před 2 lety +56

    Working with lots of Mexicans , I remember hearing the most racist thoughts, usually contradictory. Stuff like "Ewww your boyfriend is white? I don't like those". Or the other extreme was " A black guy as your boyfriend? Ewww". And racism is super ok as long you don't get discovered by the discriminated lol

    • @MarCapa-ed5uv
      @MarCapa-ed5uv Před 3 měsíci +3

      Mexicans are not only racist, but super classist too.
      I know, im Mexican
      My own mom the other day said “Patsy’s baby was born yesterday, it’s interesting because the baby is light skinned”.
      Patsy is my Mexican niece, my mom’s grand daughter 😬.

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 Před měsícem

      ​@@MarCapa-ed5uvbro thats everywhere with how Eurocentric the world is the whiter the better you are every country in world think they're better than another country/race

    • @cartraz1839
      @cartraz1839 Před měsícem

      ​@@MarCapa-ed5uv a fellow paisano here; they would rather consider killing you than accepting someone that looks different from them. Next thing you know, it's a whole argument cus you're "being disrespectful" when you referred to your mother as the "mexican lady with the tortillas" while speaking with a non Mexican friend.

    • @fullchicken4492
      @fullchicken4492 Před měsícem +1

      @@MarCapa-ed5uv your mom sounds poor and uneducated so maybe there is a good reason for racism

  • @cristinarodriguez3157
    @cristinarodriguez3157 Před 8 měsíci +38

    I'm a full blooded Mexican that was born really white. I'm also pretty tall, so I never felt like I fit in with white people or Mexican people. English is my second language so when white kids heard my accent, I got bullied. When my Spanish was also terrible I got made fun of by Mexicans 😂 there is no winning ever!! I've been stereotyped just like my darker skin gente, nobody gets out unbeaten.😢😂

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT Před 6 měsíci +2

      Compa that sounds strangely European... like strong roots more than mestizo... you got a lot of Iberian blood

    • @DatBoiRB26
      @DatBoiRB26 Před 5 měsíci

      My Dude try being half Russian and Mexican with your first language is Russian then coming to the states 😂💀

    • @chicharronconpelos7365
      @chicharronconpelos7365 Před 2 měsíci

      Would love to see a pic of you cause I can tell between white mexican and white anglos from america

  • @johnporkthe3rd51
    @johnporkthe3rd51 Před 4 lety +5548

    Being a dark skinned guy growing up with a mexican family and friends....man they showed no mercy lol

    • @fraire711
      @fraire711 Před 4 lety +205

      Sergio Sanchez the used to call me negro in high school

    • @uno3863
      @uno3863 Před 4 lety +119

      Yup, that's how it is in Puerto Rico dude, u ain't a light skinned p. Rican, u down on the totem pole, and the same, you're called, el negro, smdh.

    • @sfab5039
      @sfab5039 Před 4 lety +16

      Smh

    • @uno3863
      @uno3863 Před 4 lety +50

      @@sfab5039 fucked up isn't it?

    • @Bailemos888
      @Bailemos888 Před 4 lety +104

      @@fraire711 term of endearment. Mi negro.

  • @justwatchthem7090
    @justwatchthem7090 Před 4 lety +3249

    My Mexican dad is the most racist person Ive ever met

  • @miraclesflores2716
    @miraclesflores2716 Před 2 lety +76

    This is so true among us Mexicans I had this Mexican lady tell me I’m pretty but I’m just dark
    I’ve was bullied in 1st grade for being so dark it was one of my biggest insecurities growing up, brown is beautiful just like gueritas with colored eyes

    • @mr.lostmychill8249
      @mr.lostmychill8249 Před rokem +4

      Your'e beautiful. Your skin glows. Don't listen to them. Even if you were darker it wouldnt matter. You were blessed by God with beauty.

    • @Ziggy831Salinas
      @Ziggy831Salinas Před rokem

      Too bad I'd imagine if we went to the same school growing up I say you look sexy cuz I luv sum brown and dark skin women

    • @Adrian-op5ni
      @Adrian-op5ni Před 10 měsíci

      Honestly, a lot of it comes down to your face and body. Skin color is important, but it’s not everything. I’m attracted to latinas and white women. I honestly think skin color, face and body are what makes women attractive. If you have at least two of the mentioned features you’re good. Sorry to be so artificial but I’m just being 100% honest about how guys view women.

    • @JOHNDOE-vg9ge
      @JOHNDOE-vg9ge Před 10 měsíci +4

      You not even dark lol

    • @El_Papi_Flow_Lindoh_Tours_Nyc
      @El_Papi_Flow_Lindoh_Tours_Nyc Před 2 měsíci

      @miraclesflores2716 your goreous babe i would marry you

  • @auditrevor
    @auditrevor Před rokem +95

    As a white guy who’s best friends are all Mexicans this shit had me in tears dude. This was a great bit man.

    • @rosarioandradeandradearago5278
      @rosarioandradeandradearago5278 Před rokem +8

      En mexico tambien hay muchs gente blanca no te sientas especial

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Před 11 měsíci +4

      Welcome to the family, gringo.. Viva La Raza!!

    • @Adrian-op5ni
      @Adrian-op5ni Před 10 měsíci +3

      Here ye here ye we welcome you as an honorary Mexican. 🎉

    • @auditrevor
      @auditrevor Před 10 měsíci +2

      Thanks vato. I gladly accept.

    • @MarCapa-ed5uv
      @MarCapa-ed5uv Před 3 měsíci

      @rosarioandradeandradearago5278
      ¿De qué carajos hablas?
      What the hell are you talking about?
      El no dijo que se siente especial, dijo que es blanco americano con muchos amigos mexicanos.
      ¿Que es lo malo de eso? Pdejo

  • @gcscr
    @gcscr Před 4 lety +1954

    Mexican in USA: I’m proud of being mexican.
    Mexican in Mexico: Hell no, I’m American.
    🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea Před 4 lety +40

      Ms Betty White me: I don’t know wtf I am 🤣

    • @devannyblanco3309
      @devannyblanco3309 Před 4 lety +45

      @@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea that's me too, although I am proud of being mexican but I was raised in america and I know more about this country then I know about mexico but when it comes to food I am more mexican than my sisters

    • @Ocelopilli
      @Ocelopilli Před 4 lety +7

      Except that’s not how it is

    • @ortebalm09
      @ortebalm09 Před 4 lety +110

      I am told I am not Mexican enough because I was born in the states, but not American enough because I have Mexican heritage.
      🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

    • @levelupsubliminals
      @levelupsubliminals Před 4 lety +37

      @@ortebalm09 hey try to find your own way, do not wait for people to accept you.
      Accept yourself. Try to learn from both sides and keep the good in both and shame the bad in both, if you want.
      Just find peace with yourself for your own sake.

  • @jungleninja-tropic5690
    @jungleninja-tropic5690 Před 4 lety +4053

    all groups are racist. people are even racist with their own people in every nation in the world

    • @kairiandpapou
      @kairiandpapou Před 4 lety +17

      JUNGLE NINJA - TROPIC lookin at Africa and many others.

    • @ak14serko44
      @ak14serko44 Před 4 lety +31

      Tribalism and colorism in Africa especially

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 Před 4 lety +15

      Everyone has a fear of the unknown. Ppl with different religions and cultural standards find differences instead of similarities to think themselves better than other societies. It’s a cultural difference, not necessarily skin tone.

    • @CHEESIEE3
      @CHEESIEE3 Před 4 lety +22

      This is so true Its not only whites it's blacks,Mexicans and other type of groups I've seen racism come out of blacks and Mexicans

    • @she_sings_delightful_things
      @she_sings_delightful_things Před 4 lety +25

      Colorism. Happens in all ethnicities.

  • @traeucity6087
    @traeucity6087 Před rokem +20

    The toilet paper in the trash can had me dying! I used to see it all the time when I worked at Home Depot.

  • @joirichardson1479
    @joirichardson1479 Před rokem +11

    🤣This clip was very entertaining! I never viewed or followed Mexican comedy. However, I'm intrigued💛

  • @NaturalHypertrophy
    @NaturalHypertrophy Před 4 lety +3017

    It kills me. Every time some place in Asia is shown on TV during a catastrophe or something abuelas will go "los pobre chinos"; no matter if it's in Japan, Vietnam, Korea.

    • @mr.anderson2241
      @mr.anderson2241 Před 4 lety +200

      Natural Hypertrophy man that’s my parents too lmao, don’t matter how far the country is from China all Asians are just Chinese/chinos

    • @Starfruitgal
      @Starfruitgal Před 4 lety +94

      Yeah they always say ‘chinos’

    • @AlejandroFlores-qj4rj
      @AlejandroFlores-qj4rj Před 4 lety +35

      pobres chinos

    • @xandersmith6619
      @xandersmith6619 Před 4 lety +197

      Sounds a lot like when no matter where you are from in Latin America you automatically become Mexican to everyone else.

    • @ssxv3wst
      @ssxv3wst Před 4 lety +24

      Why does it kill u all latinoz use that term get over it.. Just like they refer to all Latinoz as mexican who cares

  • @qcontinuum514
    @qcontinuum514 Před 4 lety +2594

    "White people never fight each other over who is whiter."
    You have not met Karen.

    • @flipstat
      @flipstat Před 4 lety +21

      I DO!! send some pasty ass bitch my way.

    • @Karenross22
      @Karenross22 Před 4 lety +26

      Sorry, I’m too dark to fight about how white I am ☹️😂😂

    • @qcontinuum514
      @qcontinuum514 Před 4 lety +14

      @@Karenross22
      😂...👑

    • @imnotadunmeryouare9010
      @imnotadunmeryouare9010 Před 4 lety +29

      Not true they do I’ve seen some Floridians make stupid comments about Europeans 🙄
      They comment on accents and how much more paler they are than them 🤔

    • @imnotadunmeryouare9010
      @imnotadunmeryouare9010 Před 4 lety +2

      Good point 😂

  • @JustinGray70
    @JustinGray70 Před 9 měsíci +4

    All of my life, I wanted to understand the way stand up comedians hold an audience to that level. This dude Displays super⭐️ism

  • @neilgonzalez8535
    @neilgonzalez8535 Před rokem

    I’m cracking up as I just woke up and came across this video. Hilarious. 😂

  • @DeanMalenko120
    @DeanMalenko120 Před 3 lety +2512

    “Who invited chocomil?!” Lol 😂

  • @crazy8sdrums
    @crazy8sdrums Před 3 lety +2143

    This is how we destroy racism. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we are done.

    • @zaggaona
      @zaggaona Před 3 lety +51

      that how w destoy new age hyper sensitive racism ...not the REAL shit

    • @canadian814
      @canadian814 Před 3 lety +4

      True, feel free to laugh at me then - no problem - buenas diaz, I'm tryin' man! lol

    • @blkshp25
      @blkshp25 Před 3 lety +11

      The Chappelle show was the pinnacle of blurring the line

    • @javiernoriega3122
      @javiernoriega3122 Před 3 lety +5

      zaggaona perfectly worded, people will pull the racist card for ANYTHING that involves race now. Real racism is having literal hatred for a race 😐

    • @EF-wy3di
      @EF-wy3di Před 3 lety +10

      How is calling a Mexican "Django" and blowing darts making fun of yourself? That feels very anti black to me.

  • @jeffreylockhart8292
    @jeffreylockhart8292 Před 2 lety

    Making me laugh ! Very active and expressive delivery

  • @lisalisa185
    @lisalisa185 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Very funny I love the guy has an awesome sense of humor, laughing stimulates the heart, lungs, and the muscles, good for the soul and his definitely good in making laughter. 😄

  • @gabriellathewise
    @gabriellathewise Před 3 lety +1564

    "That's the darkest Aztec warrior I've seen in my life" * spits poisonous darts * "oh shit he got me!"
    I'm dead XD

  • @Bellaparker2937
    @Bellaparker2937 Před 4 lety +474

    As a Black and Mexican kid it cuts deep when your own people look at you dirty or say some shit to you. You never get used to being unwelcomed in your own culture.

    • @Severmore
      @Severmore Před rokem +21

      Just say Puerto Rican

    • @eduardocruz9419
      @eduardocruz9419 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Just roll with it, Mexican is state of mind not a country or ethnicity. Talk to any people as you would to your closest friend you will see a big difference in how people perceive you. But it stars with your self

    • @thatcrazymick
      @thatcrazymick Před 8 měsíci +11

      My gf is half black, half Puerto Rican and she says she lucked out by being welcomed in both, that it's not always like that. This just means you are too badass for either culture bro.

    • @thetavibes9021
      @thetavibes9021 Před 8 měsíci +7

      Culture... is not your friend.

    • @rodericwalter2862
      @rodericwalter2862 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I hope it gets better, but in the meantime do not fall prey to fear and ignorance. Enjoy the life you have and share your gifts with those deserving of your time. Buena suerte.

  • @neutthehuman9029
    @neutthehuman9029 Před 2 lety

    Best intro ive seen in a while🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Marrryyyyyy15
    @Marrryyyyyy15 Před rokem

    Cant wait to see you live in January!!

  • @krislvzep
    @krislvzep Před 4 lety +1342

    My dad is Mexican and dark.. when I was little I thought he was black

    • @adammartinez3149
      @adammartinez3149 Před 4 lety +31

      Kristina R hahaha omg I’m dead your funny

    • @cmcb1601
      @cmcb1601 Před 4 lety +156

      Their are Black Mexicans that dont be mention due to colorism issues

    • @Anatime714
      @Anatime714 Před 4 lety +7

      Is that why you're into black guys nowadays?

    • @gustavogarza824
      @gustavogarza824 Před 4 lety +3

      Que bueno mi Amor, porque por culpa de El nacio un Angel

    • @dreadmez
      @dreadmez Před 4 lety +5

      Same. Lol
      I was the milk mans child apparently

  • @ayanasweets
    @ayanasweets Před 4 lety +2724

    Growing up I was only bullied about my skin color by other black people and some of them were my skin tone. Sadly too many people grow up thinking that being too dark is ugly and it's a shame.

    • @padurarulcriticsicinic4846
      @padurarulcriticsicinic4846 Před 4 lety +25

      I find that stupid, sorry for the use of the term. I'm a white man, i treat people the same way they treat me. They pass me by without giving a fuck, i reply in kind. They try to rob me, i will slam their face on the pavement or i will try to do so, not that good a fighter. Anyway, sorry for the long reply, best of luck and health to you.

    • @MinneApLaray
      @MinneApLaray Před 4 lety +56

      Colorism sad but a lot of people think if your light your pretty. If you dark skin you ugly.

    • @ifuckedamonkey3932
      @ifuckedamonkey3932 Před 4 lety +28

      Sometimes it’s just a preference and not personal. It’s like my favorite color is sky blue. Some ppl are just more attracted to a certain skin tone. Doesn’t make them racist

    • @faxoxo2306
      @faxoxo2306 Před 4 lety +1

      Alunita Inghinala 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gen3ralGrimReaper
      @Gen3ralGrimReaper Před 4 lety +22

      ayanasweets
      This is about racist Mexicans not colorists blacks. Take that to a different channel but not this one

  • @emil8366
    @emil8366 Před rokem +1

    Hell yea they are!!! Didn’t even watch this and knew exactly where he was goin with this one

  • @Hijadelviento9
    @Hijadelviento9 Před 2 lety +9

    My dad told me that If I was ever with a black man that I’d be disowned.
    🤷🏾‍♀️ it’s been a peaceful life without him ☺️

  • @MommaRaver
    @MommaRaver Před 4 lety +723

    “... those fuukers made it far!”
    Lol. Not gonna lie ~ I think the same thing when I hear about Latinos living in those cold northeastern states. 😳

    • @FeudalRoach
      @FeudalRoach Před 4 lety +24

      @Desuo well if they're Mexican then yeah but if they're Latin then they could have crossed many more than two borders.

    • @valenciasanchez93
      @valenciasanchez93 Před 4 lety +15

      Lol right! I was surprised there were Mexicans in Montana

    • @guerito5365
      @guerito5365 Před 4 lety +3

      They just walk down from Canada tbh 😴

    • @thefountain6634
      @thefountain6634 Před 4 lety +14

      I'm Guatemalan but indentify as indigenous. *Last time I checked there were indigenous in northern America before the white man showed up* I don't know why now we are seen as only living in warm climate

    • @darthrevan9267
      @darthrevan9267 Před 4 lety +3

      Valencia Sanchez LoL were all the way up in Washington state my dear.

  • @chim7741
    @chim7741 Před 4 lety +1841

    I guess they forget the Mexicans were darker until Spain took over

    • @daringregory9967
      @daringregory9967 Před 4 lety +92

      Spain has alot of explaining to do.

    • @karolj.6775
      @karolj.6775 Před 4 lety +44

      Its a joke......
      Im sure he is reminded everutime he gets around Gringos

    • @chim7741
      @chim7741 Před 4 lety +4

      @@karolj.6775 I know! I clicked on a comedy skit the shit was funny

    • @realitybites1253
      @realitybites1253 Před 4 lety +85

      That's not quite true because Spaniards described Montezuma as a fair skinned Indian. So not all natives are dark just take a look at natives in northern states and you'll be surprised at how wrong that assumption is.

    • @chim7741
      @chim7741 Před 4 lety +15

      @@realitybites1253 don't forget people were forced to move they took more people to Africa than they brought over facts 💯

  • @dawnmaestascowell6930

    Thank you for the laughter!

  • @1HatersSuck
    @1HatersSuck Před 2 lety

    You always Rock!

  • @Candies1Creations
    @Candies1Creations Před 4 lety +606

    He isn't lying about colorism

    • @JueputaGuebon
      @JueputaGuebon Před 4 lety +20

      Colorism" is a bullshit term used to replace "racism". White people get accused of racism, everybody else gets "colorism".
      Truth be told, somos mas racistas que los gueros

    • @akumaakemi5947
      @akumaakemi5947 Před 4 lety

      All the good funny jokes have underlying truths

    • @GarudaLegends
      @GarudaLegends Před 4 lety

      Shut up white girl. You are white with a tan and will get breeded out by these white ppl. Just shut up and enjoy your bloodline turning white in the next few generations.

    • @abigailg.r3211
      @abigailg.r3211 Před 4 lety +4

      GarudaLegends who pooped in your cereal today? We have more culture than white people, we have some African American descendants. We live in America where our primary language is English, how do you not expect us to speak it pendejo? We get yelled at if we don’t speak English.

    • @anarchylove92
      @anarchylove92 Před 4 lety

      Lmao

  • @CharlesMcHaley
    @CharlesMcHaley Před 4 lety +1655

    Felipe has to be the laziest Mexican. Uploads once a year 😂. Still funny as shit tho

    • @HustleTunes
      @HustleTunes Před 4 lety +85

      He is lazy! He calls in sick to an interview 😂😂😂😂 I'm just kidding... his mom calls for him

    • @arodriguez8762
      @arodriguez8762 Před 4 lety +17

      He's not a REAL Mexican

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 Před 4 lety +5

      Charles made me chock on my tequila! LMFAO

    • @arodriguez8762
      @arodriguez8762 Před 4 lety +5

      @@stormwatcher59 no chingues wey

    • @0412lennon
      @0412lennon Před 4 lety

      You say that like it’s a bad thing

  • @Aarohnn
    @Aarohnn Před měsícem +2

    “Aqui estoy pinche pocho tu dime tu dime cabron” LMFAOOO this part never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • @ilovemycat333
    @ilovemycat333 Před rokem

    This guys a fkn riot!!! 👍👍👍👍 I'm still laughing after!! 🤣😂

  • @THEFINESTINTROVERTS
    @THEFINESTINTROVERTS Před 2 lety +859

    As a afro latina I approve this sooo much. Raised in Brazil 19 years and now living in the US....blacks tell me Im not black and hispanics say I'm too black. Damn.

    • @spiroclimb2523
      @spiroclimb2523 Před 2 lety +34

      Lol. God made you. You're good.

    • @THEFINESTINTROVERTS
      @THEFINESTINTROVERTS Před 2 lety

      @Treavor Martin lmao my mother is Hispanic and I'm pretty sure her blood doesnt just go away because IM TOO DARK. let's not act like it's not black Latinos. That's like people in Japan laughing when I say I'm visiting from America but they say Americans are white. Oh and news flash idiot. Blacks were the first people on earth. Therefore all u mfs technically come from us. Do we not make albinos and mixed people and everything else. Hispanics have colorism issues as well. Ur comment is just as ignorant as me saying if you're Catholic you're more than likely white. Anywho. Please take your fake self education and have a seat.

    • @o0R3stless0o
      @o0R3stless0o Před 2 lety +2

      I'm African American and I see you as Black so they are TrippN!🤷👎

    • @THEFINESTINTROVERTS
      @THEFINESTINTROVERTS Před 2 lety +31

      @@briana.g.7412 Lol I don't go by your logic nor your standard of identity. Considering you call yourself African american when your descendants of people who did not come from Africa. No offense but blacks in America are the most lost and do not know their own identity. Certainly u can see I'm brown not "black" yet I'm expected to conform to a color? Everyone else usually is called their ethnicity not their color.

    • @briana.g.7412
      @briana.g.7412 Před 2 lety +2

      @@THEFINESTINTROVERTS ok, well. Forget I said anything.

  • @YONCE8701
    @YONCE8701 Před 3 lety +787

    "They gave me an All lives matter shirt" 😅😅 Bet you didn't know just how relevant that joke would be right this moment! Kunta what now?😂😂 Savage!🤘🏾

  • @melindadell2447
    @melindadell2447 Před rokem +6

    I have to admit this was hilarious!!🤣

  • @edwmojica2000
    @edwmojica2000 Před 2 lety

    Dude!!! When are you coming to Connecticut again!!! You have to come to Stamford and Norwalk too!!! LOL

  • @ElPatron-sw7gb
    @ElPatron-sw7gb Před 4 lety +859

    I had two cousins, one was really dark, he was called "Negro"
    My other cousin, was not not a real handsome man, he was called "Feo".
    I got lucky, they only called me Sapo.
    What a family!
    No wonder we were all screwed up...😅😆😁😄

    • @Vato-Psyko-Loko
      @Vato-Psyko-Loko Před 4 lety +16

      You were like Frog from Colors.

    • @StarslightAndDreams
      @StarslightAndDreams Před 4 lety +62

      I think thats very common! I have a cousin "la negra" and a cousin "el gordo"

    • @rachelr8500
      @rachelr8500 Před 3 lety +20

      My cousin and I were Negra or Negra Color de Llanta

    • @ceebbees12345
      @ceebbees12345 Před 3 lety +18

      Lmao 🖐️ "Cucaracha" here

    • @eatabowloffuck8160
      @eatabowloffuck8160 Před 3 lety +12

      🤣🤣 dude
      My sister was "la flaca" and i was "la weda"

  • @MJim-vo4qu
    @MJim-vo4qu Před 4 lety +515

    So true! When I was in the Marines. Only argument I heard from Mexicans was who was more Mexican than who! Especially the guys with 2 last names. So funny😆😂

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 Před 4 lety +7

      (Family is from Honduras) my younger Brother would have a field day with those guys. At work, the Mexicans/Chicanos call him "The Teacher", he would look at those guys . . . . and say; "Hey, pendejos! What does it matter how long your names are fool - Your middle and last names are SPANISH!!!" :p

    • @bennyrashasha9920
      @bennyrashasha9920 Před 4 lety +5

      LMMFAO... Yup, same thing in the Army. I miss being able to be non-PC.

    • @teddyhailey3035
      @teddyhailey3035 Před 4 lety +3

      I’ve seen and broke up a few fights overseas in the army because of Mexicans against fellow Puerto Ricans troop asked why a generally one side claims they chopped up their language and had some light skinned puerto one day in the mess hall talk about me and a buddy walking past their table and this guy was charcoal or Arkansas black or Dominican blk and never spoke a lick, all I knew he was from NewYork and his name was Robert Night ,had a slight east coast Accent Nothing gave him away as being Hispanic . He Puts his tray on the table we planned to sit at and tells me tells me to hold on I have something to say to these fools at that table we past Iam fudge black but I was floored to hear him give them a true tongue lashing and the 4 of them were shocked, I am only 17 at the time and had to ask Bob when did your ass learn Spanish MF? that’s when he told me he’s both blk, Puerto Rican what the fuck did they say about us? He said no worries I took care of it.. all said was cool that..that’s been over 45 years ago some blacks do it too , that’s what solider story was depicting country blacks cityBs and uppity Boos..all in one pot that was hated by a man that hated himself and he wasn’t close enough to be respected by whites..

    • @xYouthAttackx
      @xYouthAttackx Před 4 lety +3

      Lol 2 last names is super Mexican.

  • @mctrimm7097
    @mctrimm7097 Před rokem +1

    Toilet paper in the trashcan! 😂 You just brought back memories. ❤

  • @khalifabdullah8472
    @khalifabdullah8472 Před 2 lety

    Mexicans have been some of the greatest friends during a well needed time

  • @myrmidoni87
    @myrmidoni87 Před 3 lety +491

    Mexicans have a very self deprecating sense of humor, and we like to 'alburear'. We will call people by what we deem to be their most ugly trait. We will have La Gorda, El Flaco, La Visca, El Guero...had a cousin burn his hand once, he never lived it down. Was called Chicharron forever. And then we will try to turn it into a name of 'love', "Mi gordiz", "mi viejita" ....like yall aint low key calling us ugly lmffao
    But in all seriousness, yes, we be racist and dont even know it. Goes to show how ingrained colorism is in our culture, where we think being darker is a bad thing, and dont even realize it is so

    • @mauwow
      @mauwow Před 3 lety +11

      eso no es alburear

    • @metalmurcielago
      @metalmurcielago Před 3 lety +13

      Yea but nobody starts a hashtag because of it. If anything it makes us have tougher skin. I have cousins they’ve called puerco, pansas, elefante, grasoso and they went on to lose weight because of the teasing. We are a people that haven’t been been tainted by the victimhood mentality.

    • @greenllama2856
      @greenllama2856 Před 3 lety +15

      Chicharron 🤣
      One time we were burning some lumber and my brother and my cousin had the idea to put more fuel in that thing my cousin burned his forearm, we called him Guachicolero because of incident that occurred in Hidalgo that same week.

    • @madlad1868
      @madlad1868 Před 3 lety +17

      El chicharron lmfao

    • @metalmurcielago
      @metalmurcielago Před 3 lety +1

      Jim Bob that’s a lack of communication and education. If the boy wanted to lose weight he shoulda spoken up and someone should have told him to diet and exercise

  • @JustChadC
    @JustChadC Před 4 lety +231

    “Shut up here comes Pale Ale.” HahahAHAHAH!

  • @BigCizzle120
    @BigCizzle120 Před 6 měsíci

    😭Thats comedy! caught me off guard. I’m Hella laughing.

  • @robbieguerrero3351
    @robbieguerrero3351 Před 9 měsíci

    Thanks!

  • @mr.reality9741
    @mr.reality9741 Před 4 lety +297

    The whistle while he was singing the kitchen staff song....chef kiss that perfecto!!

  • @Imoxone
    @Imoxone Před 3 lety +1278

    Let’s not forget everyone’s Mexican grandma’s comment when you bring a white girl home: “ya vas a mejorar la raza”
    We’re racists at ourselves

    • @therealneotruth
      @therealneotruth Před 3 lety +51

      Damn that hit me

    • @jblade347
      @jblade347 Před 3 lety +37

      Omg my mom said that to me when my son was born ( blond hair blue eyes) I was like wth lol

    • @therealneotruth
      @therealneotruth Před 3 lety +1

      J Blade haha dang

    • @davesmilingcoyote
      @davesmilingcoyote Před 3 lety +43

      White and brown is normal in Texas.. Then again, Texas was founded by white and brown... and some red.. lol

    • @astarcalledsun7646
      @astarcalledsun7646 Před 3 lety +41

      Mexicans hate mexicans. My dad was born and raised in arandas and he fuckin despises anyone from Michoacán

  • @DocMario
    @DocMario Před 2 lety +4

    😭😂 used to work at a Save A-Lot, I’ve had to break up fights between people from two different parts of Mexico just because they were different Mexicans

  • @troyelliott390
    @troyelliott390 Před 2 lety

    Sharing & Subscribed

  • @DippedinGold1997
    @DippedinGold1997 Před 4 lety +333

    I tried to tell somebody that Mexicans are like this and they looked at me like I was crazy...

    • @Bryan-bd5kc
      @Bryan-bd5kc Před 4 lety +13

      U didn't get the point us Mexicans are racist to other Mexican like Europeans Africans and Asian middle Eastern the skin tone

    • @Bryan-bd5kc
      @Bryan-bd5kc Před 4 lety +12

      Most of us fuck around tho

    • @bigbadperro1827
      @bigbadperro1827 Před 4 lety +1

      czcams.com/video/nXuIDUhkfWQ/video.html RAZA WATCH DIS !!!

    • @jehovaswitness7214
      @jehovaswitness7214 Před 4 lety +27

      People are just naive a norteno mexican from sinaloa is more likely to be racist to an indigenous sureno from Oaxaca. Humans are racist by nature regardless of race .

    • @lalorey2630
      @lalorey2630 Před 4 lety +1

      Cause Mexicans we think is not racist we even have a soccer team Chivas based on race no blacks,asians,whites arabs can play there

  • @BoryemaMugen
    @BoryemaMugen Před 4 lety +108

    Colorism is evident in other cultures as well...blacks, Mexicans, Indians, and Japanese

    • @Abstract.Noir414
      @Abstract.Noir414 Před 4 lety

      Blacl is a race not a culture.. I take it you mean AAs?

    • @stephm3656
      @stephm3656 Před 4 lety

      It’s just a general term people use. So African Americans and Africans are the same??? Culturally??? Lol no. Same race same term that’s literally all it is. It is to be assume anyone that’s called black is of African decent.

    • @Abstract.Noir414
      @Abstract.Noir414 Před 4 lety

      @@stephm3656 I never said that. There are similarities among all blacks in the world and differences culture wise. I think its silly using blacks in comparison to countries..

    • @briannam.8235
      @briannam.8235 Před 4 lety

      yet no one talking about how they said mexicans, indians and japanese instead of their actual races 💀

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 Před 3 lety

      @@briannam.8235 because NOBODY actually knows what the races are! So everyone is trying to walk on egg shells to NOT offend people but some people are determined to be offended!

  • @bigkhan4328
    @bigkhan4328 Před 2 lety

    Cant wait to see him live on Feb 5th!!!! Tommy Ts in Cali

  • @Tawni.6269
    @Tawni.6269 Před rokem +1

    Got respect for you Felipe because you keep it 💯💪 fam.
    My support via like & subscription.

  • @danielsantana9448
    @danielsantana9448 Před 4 lety +747

    The toilet joke is great cuz its true.

    • @PRHousequake
      @PRHousequake Před 4 lety +16

      For real? lol!!!!!!!!!

    • @Trumpmurica
      @Trumpmurica Před 4 lety +8

      Im living in London and i got in trouble with my dorm for doing that 😂

    • @victorgarcia9791
      @victorgarcia9791 Před 4 lety +1

      Ptm haha

    • @cquinn185
      @cquinn185 Před 4 lety +90

      The reason why they throw the toilet paper in the trash is because in a lot of poor neighborhoods/towns in Mexico the plumbing is really bad and they don’t want to clog the plumbing. Sometimes it was taught to someone as a child and they just continue to teach it to their kids even though the plumbing has been modernized. In border cities in the U.S. they even have signs in the bathrooms telling people not to throw used toilet paper in the trash.

    • @mrquelowhat274
      @mrquelowhat274 Před 4 lety +25

      Bolo Hadit it’s due to the lack of proper drainage system. Sometimes Even in upscale houses you have to do that because it’s the drainage system of the city or town and not the house itself.

  • @tattooedsoutherncali805bik3
    @tattooedsoutherncali805bik3 Před 4 lety +407

    He’s not being racist he’s speaking the truth 😂😂😂

    • @user-ty6do8yz4l
      @user-ty6do8yz4l Před 4 lety +6

      Comedians are the only ones allowed to.

    • @MicroUrb
      @MicroUrb Před 4 lety +8

      Oh he is definitely speaking the truth, thats why I love Felipe Esparza, he tells it like it is. I especially love it when he says, I dont care if they deport Mexicans my family is already here. Whereas the A-holes in the Democratic Party present Latinos like myself as if we all give a shit and want illegals here, my mother did not come here illegally, my father did not come here illegally, my wife did not come here illegally, why should I give a shit? I don't, deport them, they are breaking the law. I don't cross over into Toronto and expect to be treated like royalty and be given a job and welfare benefits, I expect to be kicked out once its known I have no legal status there. Make sense to me.

    • @mr.washington1397
      @mr.washington1397 Před 4 lety +3

      @@user-ty6do8yz4l Dam Straight

    • @jajajaja2278
      @jajajaja2278 Před 3 lety +2

      Natural Mexican be white men brown skin . dam can just be happy for once

  • @giafredrick9611
    @giafredrick9611 Před 2 lety

    805....showing love my lil bro told us "you guys gotta see this" !!!! 💖💖😎😎😎😎🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @vin7786
    @vin7786 Před 2 lety +2

    Funny ass guy! I like when keeps trying close his coat though 🤣

  • @rebelwithoutacause5727
    @rebelwithoutacause5727 Před 4 lety +1209

    Many mexicans con el nopal en la frente, I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH . Specially Texan mexicans lol 😂😂😂

    • @mxstreetsoldier1199
      @mxstreetsoldier1199 Před 4 lety +76

      You mean "pochos"?..i can't stand them mother fuckers either....

    • @TheRbruin10
      @TheRbruin10 Před 4 lety +85

      A lot of second generation kids dont want to speak Spanish and are Brown as shit lol I can say that cause Im latino and I am a fluent Spanish speaker unlike these pochos who talk like valley girls

    • @Je551kuhhh
      @Je551kuhhh Před 4 lety +72

      My Mom purposely didn’t teach me how to speak Spanish because she and my Dad wanted to be able to converse freely 😂
      Don’t worry, I’m learning now!!

    • @Builttuff
      @Builttuff Před 4 lety +3

      For reals

    • @julietter1082
      @julietter1082 Před 4 lety +13

      @Mark Pozsar I get where youre coming from, but I dont see it as disrespectful to anyone but themselves. Its just extremely ignorant instead.

  • @nyleah411
    @nyleah411 Před 4 lety +665

    My Mom was Mexican and married my Dad a Filipino, I caught crap all my childhood because I wasn't Mexican enough. And to make matters worse my Mom never spoke Spanish with me and never taught me. I picked it up myself. They used to say why even try you're not Mexican anyway. My Aunts husband called me China. 🙈😂 The Philippines were colonized by the Spaniards for generations. My maiden last name is Fernandez. Go figure! 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @mellymonstar6309
      @mellymonstar6309 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @thewolfcry8603
      @thewolfcry8603 Před 4 lety +46

      That's what happens when ever you are mixed in any race, if you are mixed woth white in black then you are never black enough you are never white enough, if you are mixed you are usually doomed to be in this situation with any race that you are mixed with.
      Im telling you because ive also expirenced it.

    • @zagibohls7631
      @zagibohls7631 Před 4 lety +3

      @@thewolfcry8603 how does it make you feel seeing race mixing propaganda wherever you look these days?

    • @michaeldelaney3587
      @michaeldelaney3587 Před 4 lety +14

      You need to learn some spanish slang and slap it on them

    • @thewolfcry8603
      @thewolfcry8603 Před 4 lety +10

      @@zagibohls7631 i would like if you could go in more detail about what exactly you mear or what you are talking about when it comes to your question so im able to answer properly thank you.

  • @vanessasierra4828
    @vanessasierra4828 Před 2 lety

    Damn I was laughing so hard…the shity toilet paper in the trash can part got me bc their has been a few people that has came over my house, and do that. Like whyyyyyy lmao

  • @neutthehuman9029
    @neutthehuman9029 Před 2 lety

    Best new Latino comedian ive seen in years!!!!!!! Salud guey!!!!!!!😎🤣🤣🤣

  • @hateonskillz318
    @hateonskillz318 Před 4 lety +541

    This guy needs to get more recognition he's insanely funny and bilingual so can make everything understandable. Funny guy

    • @emiliaescobar7652
      @emiliaescobar7652 Před 2 lety

      He is Funny, Unique, The way he pushes back his hair, cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!

    • @UnrealSickness
      @UnrealSickness Před 2 lety

      I was raised in Mex, they are one of the MOST RACIST people out there, but half the time is just for laughs XD

    • @twintopper8659
      @twintopper8659 Před 2 lety

      HE;S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

    • @twintopper8659
      @twintopper8659 Před rokem

      NO, HE IS NOT FUNNY, MUST BE MEXICAN HUMOR, NO ONE ELSE THINKS HE IS EITHER

    • @TheNakedRamen
      @TheNakedRamen Před rokem +5

      @@twintopper8659 Maybe not to your stale humor, but to a lot, yes.

  • @SR-mz8nn
    @SR-mz8nn Před 4 lety +448

    I’m a white woman who dated a Mexican man. I met his grandmother at one point and she said to his mother (in Spanish), “It’s so nice that he got a white woman. That should really help him in the world.” I understood enough Spanish to know what she roughly said. Later on I talked to him about it and he explained to me that dating someone paler than you is considered a benefit in Mexican society. I had no idea that was why his grandmother said that. Colorism is very real

    • @zakiyaslater7042
      @zakiyaslater7042 Před 4 lety +31

      Im half mexican so grew up across country from my grandparents on both sides. I dated a mexican man first gen. His abuela disrespected me in spanish across the table around thanksgiving and I replied back in Spanish. She was soo shook! She said I didnt know the language and inferred that white women are cheaters.

    • @-.a9942
      @-.a9942 Před 4 lety +3

      Well that’s because people are very ignorant and think that someone white would have better education and money but that’s not true so there is not really benefit by dating a white person they can be ignorant an uneducated and poor as any Mexican

    • @stone1488
      @stone1488 Před rokem +8

      As a first gen Mexican American, they see it as a way sometime to not get targeted because they have connections with someone white

    • @telegraphtelegraphovich4670
      @telegraphtelegraphovich4670 Před rokem +24

      Actually she meant your privelage will save him. You think Mexico DOESN'T have blond hair and blue eyed ? You ever heard of Spaniards Güera?!😂😂😂😂

    • @starfruitiger
      @starfruitiger Před rokem +3

      @@telegraphtelegraphovich4670 yes that is what she meant, which is why it is called "white privilege"

  • @natividadnolasco6097
    @natividadnolasco6097 Před rokem +5

    Its funny how he laughs at his jokes. Thats how you know hes a good comedian.

  • @DaBoff858
    @DaBoff858 Před rokem

    That TP in the trashcan is real!!!!! LOL dude is funny

  • @laylaborjas7227
    @laylaborjas7227 Před 4 lety +250

    “I can’t believe you wearing cleats in my house”

    • @rickhunter17
      @rickhunter17 Před 4 lety +2

      Layla Borjas I don’t get it man

    • @mwhitelaw8569
      @mwhitelaw8569 Před 4 lety +3

      Funniest thing
      He fucked up the tile
      Must be some shit tile

    • @jeanalanb8333
      @jeanalanb8333 Před 4 lety

      @rick hunter
      Judging by your name I can see why you wouldn't get it. LOL.
      So us Mexicans, most of us love soccer & we're profiled for loving it as well. So if you're like me, yourself and family members also play(ed) soccer and wore cleats.. sometimes for unnecessary elongated periods of time after the game. Which was a sort of a lost memory until it came back up to compete for who's more Mexican. Esparza killed it with that one.
      & yea my tile is shitty WOOP

  • @NativeHualapai
    @NativeHualapai Před 3 lety +524

    I am Native American Indigenous
    My father is
    HUALAPAI TRIBE & 🇺🇸
    & my mother
    TOHONO OODHAM🇺🇸 &
    First Nations🇺🇸

    • @piccolinosur
      @piccolinosur Před 3 lety +39

      Somos familia

    • @labellavida2581
      @labellavida2581 Před 3 lety +12

      You are basically Mexican too

    • @NativeHualapai
      @NativeHualapai Před 3 lety +7

      @@labellavida2581 What do you mean?

    • @labellavida2581
      @labellavida2581 Před 3 lety +14

      @@NativeHualapai - I mean that the reason youbguys look so similar to Mexicans is because Arizona was once part of Mexico.

    • @NativeHualapai
      @NativeHualapai Před 3 lety +85

      @@labellavida2581 Is not that we look like Mexicans. Mexicans look like AMERICANS because their also native Americans. We are the same people, same DNA, same food, just different languages. And a stupid border that divides us. The HOPI tribe from Arizona better known as #PUEBLOANS are the original AZTECS! HOPI NATION is the original Aztec empire known as MEXICAS were the term MEXICAN comes from from the MEXICA Native American tribe.

  • @droldan12345
    @droldan12345 Před rokem

    That last joke is the most underrated joke EVER!! 🤣 It is so true!!! 🤣

  • @MarISMars
    @MarISMars Před rokem +7

    That's so true. I'm Mexican in a 100% Mexican family.
    What they said when I was born is "Awwh que linda y mucho más blanquita!" is something like "Awwh she's so cute and a lot more cuz' she's White!" And that's not the point! because these people can be so cruel sometimes. All the jokes they do are so horrible I hate them so much that I have stayed away from all the family or people that give "carrilla" those people are the ones that bully you about everything.. and after the make you feel bad about all they said "it's just a joke!".

    • @Hygelac1000
      @Hygelac1000 Před rokem

      Lighten up

    • @Bus7585
      @Bus7585 Před 2 měsíci

      Why do all mexicans have this need to just translate afterwards and not before?

    • @Hunchbackswift
      @Hunchbackswift Před měsícem +1

      call the police and get them deported, i had a friend who got kicked out of her house by her homophobic parents so she called the cops and they got deported

    • @donaldpump3072
      @donaldpump3072 Před 24 dny

      ​@@HunchbackswiftYou soft AMF! 😂

    • @Demac137
      @Demac137 Před 18 dny

      @@Hunchbackswift😂😂😂

  • @Mannybass
    @Mannybass Před 4 lety +751

    A few years back Univision had a Mexican version of the bachelorette. One potential candidates was a dark skinned Dominican guy. The Mexican family was like, "we don't like him because he is dark skinned." They said this on national television nonchalantly. I guess none of the producers thought I was a good idea to edit that part out. Then there was the case of a gossip style show who said that Michelle Obama looked like a character in planet of the apes. The other tv host try to play it off as a joke but the other guy doubled down. The guy was fired the next day

    • @leongarcia9650
      @leongarcia9650 Před 4 lety +1

      Mannybass not true. Quit lying

    • @Mannybass
      @Mannybass Před 4 lety +19

      @@leongarcia9650 where is the lie? What do I gain by lying to a bunch of strangers in CZcams? There is video evidence of the this in CZcams. money.cnn.com/2015/03/12/media/univision-fires-rodner-figueroa-michelle-obama/ google is your friend

    • @ja7880
      @ja7880 Před 2 lety +28

      Based Univision!

    • @famaguirre-arevalo4620
      @famaguirre-arevalo4620 Před 2 lety +45

      Es porque en LatinoAmerica no nos importan ese tipo de chistes! We bully EVERYONE, we strong!

    • @Mannybass
      @Mannybass Před 2 lety +15

      @@famaguirre-arevalo4620 oh man I had to adjust to the way things are in the US. I used to get in trouble in school all the time because of my jokes 😩

  • @ronskispeed4522
    @ronskispeed4522 Před 4 lety +157

    The sweet Caroline joke was hilarious, it set a good funny tone for the rest of the clip haha

  • @stephanieshin6942
    @stephanieshin6942 Před 2 lety

    One of my college friends is Mexican-Statesian on the darker/deep tanner side with a high nose bridge. She comes from a line of Mayan shamans on her mother's side. She is so awesome. I love her and miss her

  • @DanielLopez-dv4uw
    @DanielLopez-dv4uw Před 2 měsíci

    The paper in the trash can was wild lmao

  • @AngelAguilar-wr4qn
    @AngelAguilar-wr4qn Před 4 lety +371

    The Who’s more Mexican joke is so true and I always lose since I’m the most Americanized in my family LMAOO

    • @dj2dope820
      @dj2dope820 Před 4 lety +22

      I think every Chicano is Americanized bcuz we are in FACT American

    • @DReed1945
      @DReed1945 Před 4 lety +5

      That’s no joke. I watched an argument between my friend and another Mexican about migas and whether or not it’s true Mexican or a made up dish. It became a game of who’s more Mexican. “My abuela Cooke’s this my whole life”. And then, “My abuela never did because she said it’s not true to culture”.

    • @MommaRaver
      @MommaRaver Před 4 lety +2

      I’ve been called ‘la pocha’ my whole life 😬

    • @claudiayanirarojas1808
      @claudiayanirarojas1808 Před 4 lety +3

      Hilarious & your name here is Pan-Dulce 😂

    • @lokofreestyle5430
      @lokofreestyle5430 Před 4 lety

      U look like you're from Czechoslovakia

  • @rotojakku
    @rotojakku Před 3 lety +78

    "i can't believe you're wearing cleats in my house" caught me super off guard and i laughed a little too loud

  • @TheLenderer
    @TheLenderer Před 5 měsíci

    Excellent...!! You are really Talented and Funny..!!

  • @dylanbalderas7775
    @dylanbalderas7775 Před rokem +3

    Literally how I felt when I got to Hawaii due to being in the military and I tried to get some tacos bc I miss home so I went one and God damn I the only Mexican thing in there was me. It was like a subway sorta situation which you build your own taco and it got to the part if I wanted cheese or not, but I heard her say "peso?" And I responded with, no I'm pretty sure I'm paying in US dollars, but she meant to say queso.

  •  Před 4 lety +227

    "I cant believe you're wearing cleats in my house." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 lmao!!!!!!!!!

    • @erniesimms7425
      @erniesimms7425 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JiovanniDaMatrix
      @JiovanniDaMatrix Před 4 lety

      I haven't even heard this joke yet in the video and started laughing. 😂😂😂

    • @joseisboundless
      @joseisboundless Před 4 lety

      Me sepultó 😂

    • @pjreynoso15
      @pjreynoso15 Před 4 lety

      That hit home for me, when I was a kid I used to want to wear my soccer cleats everywhere 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandysoto3601
    @brandysoto3601 Před 4 lety +208

    He's exposing our secrets 🇲🇽lmfao

    • @riquitoferreira9207
      @riquitoferreira9207 Před 4 lety +6

      Brandy Soto you know it’s not really that funny.

    • @rafaelmorenov6838
      @rafaelmorenov6838 Před 4 lety +1

      De todos en sur América somos peores

    • @riquitoferreira9207
      @riquitoferreira9207 Před 4 lety

      Rafael Moreno :v eso apesta

    • @Not-Ap
      @Not-Ap Před 4 lety

      @@riquitoferreira9207 And it's not really a secret. Anyone who has had experience dealing Latin cultures knows there deeply racist in one way or another. Which fine because the groups judging this are usually themselves just as racist lol.

    • @riquitoferreira9207
      @riquitoferreira9207 Před 4 lety +4

      Cui Bono I try not to be and it’s really easy to do that, I’m a military brat and was raised in a very mixed area on base as a child, white, black, hispanic, Asian etc. I’m not saying people don’t tend to make racist remarks but, some people mean it from the bottom of their hearts. And my family’s Latino, my moms brown Puerto Rican my dad’s a white domican it’s pretty mixed but my family in its entirety does not tolerate blatant racism, maybe it’s just my family I don’t know.

  • @mik7564
    @mik7564 Před rokem +1

    Outside of the subject, I love his voice.

  • @LuisRamirez-yg5cw
    @LuisRamirez-yg5cw Před rokem

    Nice touch with the Cafeteras 🔥😮‍💨

  • @redpillguru111
    @redpillguru111 Před 4 lety +530

    Chocomil Im fucken rollen brother.

    • @TreyGoose
      @TreyGoose Před 4 lety +12

      Kunta Chente 😂😂😂💀💀💀🏃🏃🏃that shit got me

    • @cj32pull2
      @cj32pull2 Před 4 lety +5

      Trey I was waiting for the chancletazo instead of whips 😂 💀

    • @knowitallnyc3241
      @knowitallnyc3241 Před 4 lety

      wolfdad366 ___ 😂😂😂
      czcams.com/video/2wRgI_ehpp0/video.html

    • @spacegoat_3d801
      @spacegoat_3d801 Před 4 lety +3

      Django Garcia

  • @v-7815
    @v-7815 Před 4 lety +681

    Absolutely. There's as much racism and colorism in Latin America as the is in the states. We love to take the moral high ground when compared to places like the USA but in reality we're no better honestly.

    • @telaniianoai568
      @telaniianoai568 Před 4 lety +30

      Im Dominican and samoan but I have a lot of darker features. The Spanish community in general just does not fuck with me😂

    • @hhhdhjo9160
      @hhhdhjo9160 Před 4 lety +4

      Javier -
      in america we hate blacks

    • @visible2anyoneonyoutube
      @visible2anyoneonyoutube Před 4 lety +45

      You can find racism just about ANYWHERE in the world. I found that white people are the most tolerant of others.

    • @jorgecardoso2184
      @jorgecardoso2184 Před 4 lety

      Not sure if not having slavery makes you better but yeah not ever having it is definitely better than having it in the past and some people still being proud of it.

    • @largepoodle6036
      @largepoodle6036 Před 4 lety +17

      I know mexicans who refer to black people with the N word, hard R

  • @Drayonis
    @Drayonis Před rokem

    The toilet paper in the trash can took me out😂😂😂

  • @RubenHernandez-pw8vj
    @RubenHernandez-pw8vj Před 2 lety

    I went to see this guy a while back best night for sure.

  • @blackmyth208
    @blackmyth208 Před 3 lety +92

    I'm half mexican, quater cuban. I went through that crap all my life. Still have animosity with mexican family because of the racist jokes...but who cares I can speak spanish and none of my primos can. Mejorar la raza, pelo malo crap had me fighting on the regular.

    • @thepalehorse08
      @thepalehorse08 Před 3 lety +6

      Dang. It happens and it be your own kind. I think my mexican tía who is metiche af said my lil sister was pocho or didn't want to speak Spanish just bc she happened to answer back in Spanglish. Yet here kids speak little to no Spanish or butcher it hella.

    • @sarahdanielle6884
      @sarahdanielle6884 Před rokem +2

      Are you a quarter black *?*

    • @EdgarLopezInk
      @EdgarLopezInk Před rokem +1

      Man if my homies don’t clown on me then sabía que estaba caminando en mierda de perro

    • @musicsansnotes
      @musicsansnotes Před rokem

      Remember that Latin races aren't the most educated and always resort to brainless comments. Ask them to do a long division problem by hand and see if they know how. That'll show them. I'm Hispanic so I saw ignorance too.

    • @LeBeren
      @LeBeren Před 11 měsíci

      That mejora la raza shit angers me like no other. Mejor acaba una carrera para mejora la raza tío ;)

  • @samcanthon70
    @samcanthon70 Před 4 lety +59

    My uncle low key brags about being the darkest in the family 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @thatcrazymick
    @thatcrazymick Před 8 měsíci

    He was my favorite side character in Superstore, friggin hilarious.

  • @Nukiger
    @Nukiger Před rokem

    You’re the best bro learn a lot from you sir god bless

  • @crappyaccount
    @crappyaccount Před 3 lety +266

    This was recommended to me but I'm not Mexican, so I wasn't expecting to find it funny because it's not my demographic, but you took my black ass out with that "Kunta Chente" and "Jango Garcia."😂😂😂 Might have to start watching you now.

    • @SOSOLRAK
      @SOSOLRAK Před 3 lety +11

      The algorithm knows you better than you do

    • @bryanvega8097
      @bryanvega8097 Před 3 lety +1

      This is his best best shit ever.

    • @angeleye8953
      @angeleye8953 Před 2 lety

      Not really that was weak.Lets he see how far he go though.George Lopez kill this fool and he was darker than him.He aint never said shit like that.Lets see how far he go though...See if he pop in the next 2 years ..OH and Hartford?Hartford got some N*ggaz over there.Nothing nice..Back on "the joke" you just had to relate "dark"to "us" huh?Fck them "jokes".

  • @KingStepside
    @KingStepside Před 3 lety +132

    I’m Mexican but I can take a joke this guy made me laugh😂

    • @UnrealSickness
      @UnrealSickness Před 2 lety

      I was raised in Mex, they are one of the MOST RACIST people out there, but half the time is just for laughs XD

  • @brianjohnson408
    @brianjohnson408 Před 2 lety

    "Django Garcia" that's priceless!!

  • @FrostyBabble
    @FrostyBabble Před 7 měsíci

    The toilet paper in the trash can got me dead lol