Michael Jackson Was Toxic - Comedian Blaq Ron - Chocolate Sundaes Standup Comedy
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- Blaq Ron explains how his toxic ways started from his father’s parenting to Michael Jackson's music.
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Originally filmed 2/27/2022
Videographers: Matthew Magnus, Instagram @mattmagzz,
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Editor: Keera Stephen, Instagram @keera.s
0:00 Intro
4:20 Michael Jackson's songs are toxic
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OMG he killed me when he said “He gone lean all up in her window talking bout, Annie are you OK”. I almost spilled my drink hearing that 😂😂😂
That shit had me weak I felt like I l pictured it exactly how he said it 💀😂
On spot commentary😂
Funny as hell
I'm in tears!!!🤣🤣🤣
called mike a weirdo lol
“I wanna participate, I wanna participate, face ass!” I don’t know why this killed me. 😂
He killed her ass 🤣
I thought the same thing, brought me back to high school Jiving on each other and it always ended with “Face Azz”
I still hit people with that face ass! 😂
Head ass in Chicago
😂😂😂
I literally can't listen to Remember the Time without laughing. I had to come back and watch this AGAIN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
especially at the BRRRRR AP DAP DAP DAP part. I can never listen to that part the same again after watching this lol
Billie Jean /is NOT my lover/ cause she's a GIRL/ who claims that I am the one/ but the KID is who I want
People always told me/Be careful what you do/ Dont go around touching young boys parts/BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU DO/ you say they lie but its the TRUTH.
The lyrics are “the kid is not my son.” It’s a deadbeat daddy song not a pedo confession 🙄
@@TM-np5lq bruh. He said but the kid is not my son
No such thing as a “n!gga”?
Listening to his dramatic retelling of "Remember the Time" had me in stitches... you right... that was toxic
also me: rewatching the video on vevo
When you rewatch "The Way You Make Me Feel" you realize that "Remember the Time" is the sequel to that shit.
In the song he's harrassing this girl to give him some, and she's running away and not interested in Mike 90% of the song.
Mike's humping the air talking about how much this girl turns him on to his boys but to her he tells her it "ain't nobody's business but mine and my baby's" essentially if she does let him hit he won't tell a soul.
He gets her at the end when he stops chasing her and allows her to miss him a little bit, and he swears he'll keep his mouth shut after she gives up the cheeks with that "it ain't nobody's business" shit, but years later after she let that nigga hit once or however many times and she moved on with her life MJ wants to pop up in front of her and her new nigga talking about how he beat it up years ago just to be petty lol.
MJ was a toxic ass nigga in his videos man fr.
😂😂😂😂😂 Perfect recollection 😂😂😂😂😂
Right, different aspect.
Let's just take a minute to recognize how iconic Jodeci is for us still calling them "Jodeci boots" 30 years later 💪🏿💪🏿
😂😂😂
I got a pair
Facts! 🤣🤣🤣
Oooh yeah!
THAT PART!!!
I'll never see Smooth Criminal the same again 😂😂😂😂
I’ll never see Mike the same again😂
I dam near coughed up all my pizza!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know i dont now
@@tazboi81 i was in the shower at home and i drop the soap.i was in the shower at home forreal but i didnt drop the soap that was a joke my dude.lol
Look at the original lyrics to his song “ they don’t e about us”. Then you will realise who killed MJ and why.
"Michael spun his toxic ass out the dirt" at that moment man... tears lmaoooo
This is easily one of the best MJ jokes I've ever heard! The set up on this was top tier & wasn't the same old stale MJ jokes we've all heard!
The Smooth Criminal bit had me rolling. Wasn't familiar with this guy but he's a real talent.
THAT SHXT HAD ME FXCKIN HOLLERING LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big fact’s I’m a fan now
Z
And I came up on the windahh…💀💀💀💀
You should check out his episode on the #85southshow
He's hilarious and smart
That Michael Jackson joke is pure comedic genius......"Annie are you okay?" Bruh, great set
Look at the original lyrics to his song “ they don’t e about us”. Then you will realise who killed MJ and why.
@Straya 83 Your groomed and indoctrinated by FακεΝεως. All you have is FακεΝεως talking points.
@Straya 83 yh..🙄😒 & YOU~K.now that,, bcos YOU personally KNEW the man to K.now what he did Every moment of the day_Right🤔🤔🙄 *foH!😒
@Straya 83 interesting
How about you clean your own house??
Shake your own family tree 🌳
Guarantee you
There will be alcoholics, addicts, meth addicts and serial killers that come falling out your tree like apples 🍎 😀
Get real
Get a life
@@josephdeal3154 Not only does this not have anything to do with what he said shit don't even make sense. Fym he would find serial killers bro what???
this was very funny. I like how he didn't make any insulting jokes about Mike but managed to make it hysterical . I have tears in my eyes
Me too...he was really paying homage to the king of pop..
BUDUMDAT DUM DAT DAT DAT. Naw real stuff though cause Mr. Jackson IS a nice person didn't want no harm to come to nobody. People sometimes forget that. Comedians ect
I like the guy that keeps pointing at him when he makes a valid point 😂. Now thats how you participate lol
The Michael Jackson part is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 “swallow eaters” hahaha
This had me in literal tears. I just know this is how he is on the regular. He’s just getting paid to be himself 😭
All the time🤣😭😂
Ayeeeeeeeee you ain’t lying 😂
So true.
Those are the funniest ones
Love how he shut ole girl up!!
Not tearing your uncle up at the wedding!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's dead right about the toxicity being cute until it doesn't work for you. Just think of how many women you know who laugh about having crazy moments via memes and the like?
It's all fun and games until they land themselves a sociopath who shows them what toxic really is.
Nah. I don’t like toxicity or violence because it’s just extra as hell to me.
@@ANXI8TY you’re a woman, we don’t believe you.
It's a joke that is generally targeted at the experience of young people who don't know who they are what they want yet, you can keep that Andrew Tate "reality of what women want" shit.
Naw, that was known before Andrew Tate was even a thing. The "nice guy" getting cheated on and beat up by the sidepeice has been a common theme/joke in the media for over 40 years.
This is just another excuse to blame women for your toxicity. Take accountability for once, women are not all knowing gods.
I appreciate this because it seems like MJ jokes have been overdone since the 90’s and this could’ve easily been a corny routine, but he nailed it! He took a different approach. Great comedic writing and execution! Bravo!
exactly ! when i clicked on this video i was hoping there wasn't any corny jokes about mike, i was pleasantly surprised. He did a great job with this routine.
It most definitely has my stamp of approval. A very jovial presentation i must say!
What was the first song of Michael that he sang?
@@DrRodox. Dirty Diana
@@sonnydisposition7237 Thanks a lot! 🙌🏻
That michael jackson bit 😂
Never thought I’d see you here! This is amazing!
Blaq Ron needs a special.. A very talented comedian. Come to Houston Blaq Ron. Story telling at its finest.
The whole thing was hilarious but the end killed me 💀💀💀 man said “brrr dot dot dot dot, that’s when he ate the 🐱” 🤣🤣🤣
I like a comedian that takes their time and tells a story instead of hopping from joke to joke.
Respect from a 1985 baby and a huge MJ fan.
Same here!!
@Weeping Clown Smiley Face bro Mike is the king of adhd comedy lol
Bddddddat dat dat dat Bddddddaaaat.... Oooh🥴😆
86 and this shyt was hilarious so many MJ songs hit different now. 🤣
@Weeping Clown Smiley Face mark Normand the goat
Never seen this comedian before. This dude is gifted man.
5150
He was the host with the Heineken on WHITE BOYS IN DA HOOD years ago on cable TV. He's forever on CZcams.
One of my good friends from college. He’s being himself 💪🏾😂
5150 nation
Now you up on game🔥💪😤.
He was so right about “Remember The Time.” A ridiculous premise out of context. But that was a damn good song. You know it’s a good song when a comedian’s lazy beatboxing/reproduction had the crowd bopping along with him.
It wasn't lazy. It was done to remain clear of musical copyright infringement.
@@LanisDad1185 Then I hope he posts a video on a throwaway account showing his mad beatboxing skills so he can avoid the copyright strike 😂
Besides, I think it’s considered a transformative work. There are millions of covers on CZcams. Acapella, beatboxing, acoustic, style changes (country versions of rock or rap songs as an example). I doubt even the best beatboxer would have their video flagged considering fair use laws - you’re not actually playing the song and you’re using it amongst comedy and introducing commentary. It’s truly transformative.
@@anonnyanonymous4800 Yeah, this is so far away from copyright infringement.
I mean I get being nervous, because those who own MJ’s stuff are incredibly proactive at taking legal action.
But this couldn’t even be entertained as a possibility.
It’s not lazy, it’s for comical effect, plus it fits his spoken rhythm
You focus on bullshit, most people are just here to have a laugh.
Please get this guy his own special omg 😂
I'm screaming 😆 🤣 😂 Mich had receipts lol
I'm grateful for this almost 10 minute special
lmaooo niggas jumped out the dirt
me 2
He made me re-examine Mikes entire catalog 😂
I need him to dissect all of the 90s songs 😂
You should get a cut from this brilliant idea for him 👏🏼
Yes.
His story presentation is so intriguing, then the laughter just takes me out I love it 😂
Eddie was sitting there like “Are you not entertained” 😭😭
Best positive Micheal Jackson joke I ever heard
Found out about him from Keep Your Distance, and now every time I see a Blaq Ron video I click. I am literally never disappointed. Amazing storyteller, with a very clear point of view, and a great performer.
Same and agreed!!
Me three never disappointed
Agreed
This is my first time seeing a clip of him. First 2 minutes and I'm already rolling 🤣.
People told me I was a good story teller and I think damn I could do stand up. Then I'm like but that shit really is hard work. Maybe one day I'll get that call to try my hand in it
Same. Literally. Same.
@2:28
Blaq Ron: “Jodeci was a hot a$$ group”
Someone in the audience: In K-Ci voice “ooo yeah!” 😂😂😂😂
We need a new hour every year from Blaq Ron
Michael Jackson on maury:
Billie Jean is not my lover! She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one, but the kid is NOT my son!
Bruh lmao, that's the 1st song I thought of as well!!🤣🤣 I never understood why people don't see that the song was just the tale of a large portion of the adult black male population🤣 "bitch it ain't mine"😂
@@sechabatheletsane9784 THAT PART!!! I was waiting for him to use that song as an example!
This is the first song that came to mind when I saw the title of this video 😂
I was waiting for him to bring that up lol
👨🦳: Michael, you said the kid is not your son but the test results are in and ....
"Annie are you ok"
That broke me...Hilarious!
Like if you really concerned do something. Instead of peaking through the window lol
The audience member saying the Jodeci “wooooyeah” took me out 😂
Wow this dude has crazy charisma and presence, the audience was hanging on to his ever word!
Such a relief to FINALLY discover what MJ's scatting at the end of 'Remember the Time" was about.
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Right! Ate the na na like BUDUMDAT DUM DAT DAT
As a HUGE MJ fan, my entire life. This is freaking HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michael would even laugh at these jokes😆
He's extremely funny👏🏿💯💪🏿
Damn this guy has got a presence up on the stage. This man is going places for sure
This is one the best MJ skits I have every seen ,in all the years of people making MJ jokes. Incredible and hilarious!
😂 that “brrrrrrah dah dah dah! Brrrrrah dah dah! As he ate the you know what. Took me out lol
Get this brotha a Netflix special!!!
As someone born in 1985 I must say that that set was a masterclass!!!
Mike had receipts.... I'm screammminng Lordt I cant' with him🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The audience I feel was a bit flat but the jokes were on point. Especially about Michael. The way he set up the songs, especially Remember the Time. You knew instantly what it was.
Seen him host for a DC youngfly show, he told these jokes and the whole crowd was weak af it was so loud lol.
I got Remember The Time way before he started singing lol 😂 I loved it 😊
They are flat because he is harsh.
@@leesteal4458 Oh. Ok. That was harsh to you?
@@leesteal4458 lol. that had to be some of the cleanest comedy i've seen in recent years. other than that channel called dry bar comedy or sum like that. you should go there. all clean comedy. and actually a LOT of talent
You can tell he is a seasoned comedian 🎯💯😂
My man had my face hurting with these jokes. 😆1984 baby right here. Love when a comedian can take you to a place within your memories when telling a story , and then turn around and make you laugh about it. This guy needs his own special.
I swear I watch this like every other day and still die 😂
These types of michael jackson jokes are the best. Like chris tucker's impression of michael as a pimp. something that's actually funny.
He KILLED this set. 👍🏿 Imagine any comedian forced to go after him. 🤣
I cancel that shit try again next week 😂
Monique wouldn’t even headline after that performance.
“Yes, the fug you do!” 😂🤣🤣
One of my favorites. Watch this at least twice a week. At least.
This was well executed and funny. The Michael Jackson bit reminds me of when Chris Tucker had the segment about him being a pimp , but this kind of elaborated on that idea lol
What the video of Michael in his home video talking about smooth criminal. Just listen to the last 20 seconds of that clip.
Mike was slick and only a few people caught on to this years later. That Virgo was something else.
@@IamCarrieNotBranshaw imma have to check that out lol
Yessss that iconic first exposure to the world
Just because I died laughing in 8 minutes doesn't mean I don't wanna keep laughing in my afterlife... more of this guy! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😭😂😭😂😂
😂your comment. Is a great retake of oops upside your head by the Gap Band.
Leaning in the window “Annie are you okay 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nailed the “Remember The Time” bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Story telling and timing was just on point. Laughed my self tired.
*ME TOO, HE KILLED IT!!!*
“Creep ass lih boy!”😂😂
I need the extended version of the Michael Jackson joke in his one hour special.
2:27 That ♪ "woooh yeah!" ♪😂🤣😂
Blaq Ron a legend I already kno this joke finna hit
please share and help! thank you
He killed that acapella “Remember the Time!” I had to play that back.
😂🤣😂🤣😂 I can't....LMAO Annie are you okay?????
He naturally funny! Respect
Dis Niccah is super underrated. These jokes are so well written and performed. He is a seasoned comedian. Glad he’s still goin hard after all these years! 🤣👏🏽💪🏽🙏🏽
Bruh this was epic 😂 Michael Jackson is host to me so I love when ppl can implement jokes with his music. These are the best jokes I’ve seen with his music incorporated. 💯 Good shit.
*is a goat to me 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Lol thanks for the correction. I was trying to figure out what host meant in this context 😜
@@Prosper927 😂😂 I didn’t even realize it changed what I said I was like wtf myself 💀
Damn this man is pure gold...😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅
My stomach hurts I laughed at least 6 and a 1/2 minutes of that whole bit in tears🤣🤣🤣Donte Stop!!!toxic as hell dude is funny, thanks for this.
I was cry laughing!!! That’s some real stuff. Now that we are matured we actually listen to the lyrics and I’m sure it’s not only me who noticed that a lot of the songs we listened too were serious intervention type songs.
•every step you take
•talking in your sleep
Just to name a couple.
Lol
right?! I don't even hear the beat now until I know what the F people are actually saying
Every step you take is hella creepy!
Keon Polee has a series lyrics we let slide that you may enjoy.
czcams.com/users/KeonPolee
The artist to Every Step admitted it was full toxic energy. Feeling a sense of possessiveness/obsession over someone after they leave.
"I'll be watching you..."
" you didn't even know what kind of boots they was, they was Jodeci boots" lol
I'm weak
I haven't seen anybody this funny in a longgggg time!
Killedd it with Michael Jackson 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Kev laughing can be recognized at a stadium filled show* 😂
Omg! I knew that was Kev's laugh
Yup. 😂😂😂
Time stamp?
@@braveheartyoungbull6332 This video only 8 minutes and a good one at that, just watch and listen lol
I recognized his laugh immediately 😂
When random dude in the crowd hit that JoJo 🎶"Ooo YEAH!🎶" 😅🤣🤣
Blaq Ron
When is the Netflix special coming son⁉️
You mad talented 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❗️
Feel like I went to high School with blaq....can relate to everything 🤣🤣🤣
"Mike started naming places" 🤣😭😭
Finally, a good MJ bit! Remember the Time has me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂
He deserved a better crowd
I'll never watch the video "Remember the Time" the same way ever!
Hilarious!!
When he did the lean and sang "Annie are you ok" - I had to pause the video from dying laughing! Classic joke!!!
Yo...this guy never fails! Musical Comedy might be a new niche for him!! Shoulda told the DJ to have the songs queued up!!
This man said “Stefon!” I bout fell the hell out 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🥲
omg so so fire, this guy almost killed me with the drrrat dadadat! 🤣
Dude changed my whole perception on michael. Im definitely looking for toxic dialog now 🤣🤣
Blaq Ron has definitely grown on me! He's a comedic GEM!
Great job never heard of him but I'll be looking for him now!!
That was a good one about MJ being toxic, never thought of it that way! 😆😆😆🤦🏾♂️ Dammit Mike
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraa, Da Da!!
Swallow Eaters!
I’m Deceased!🤣💀
Perfect Set, thanks this was Great
This can’t be correct but I hear Kev laughing 😅
Lol Kev goes out, could be the early show 🤣🤣🤣
I thought I heard Precious laughing too.
I heard Tahir as well .
Facts 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought I heard Brent too
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was an awesome Michael Jackson joke😂
This guys gonna go real far. His style is a naturally funny storyteller, the one that makes you both laugh *and* smile at what he says
This is an instant classic bit. Love how he took his time with it
The best Mj stand up after the eddie Griffin impersonation...😂🤣😂
He said "W' 'ont u call 911??? Creepy azzzz lil boy!" I'm DED 😂😂😂😂
😂🤣🤣 The MJ “NAILED IT AND NEW!”
This was f**king comedy gold!!!
Bout to go back and watch the “remember the time” video! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Swallow eaters..." 🤣🤣🤣
Them MJ jokes was killer.
MJ was subliminal pimpin🤣🤣🤣