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Komentáře • 221

  • @kmir1791
    @kmir1791 Před měsícem +273

    NO DESK BRO FELL OFF

    • @ShaquilleOatmeal730
      @ShaquilleOatmeal730 Před měsícem

      You are an idiot

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx Před měsícem +6

      He fell off his desk? No wonder he didn't move it, he's probably badly injured. He's posting through pain, what a hero

    • @aero-mk9ld
      @aero-mk9ld Před měsícem +1

      @@ninjalectualxstop supporting this. Zealandism is scamming his viewers , he also is r*cist

    • @robbiestrong6398
      @robbiestrong6398 Před měsícem

      @@aero-mk9ldhow?

    • @aero-mk9ld
      @aero-mk9ld Před měsícem

      @@robbiestrong6398 due to various factors, such as my completely unjustified opinion, as well as the fact that I just felt like saying that .

  • @OrlovKruskayev
    @OrlovKruskayev Před měsícem +99

    Mexico playing the altitude merchant like they're Bolivia

  • @FieldMedic4077
    @FieldMedic4077 Před měsícem +90

    I can't believe Zealand let down his community, himself and worst of all pepe guardiola by not setting up his desk :(

  • @beanx9796
    @beanx9796 Před měsícem +147

    REDO YOUR DESK!! (And run)

  • @luisvelazquez5683
    @luisvelazquez5683 Před měsícem +67

    I feel gaslit tbh. Getting gaslit by a guy who can’t even set up his desk is crazy.

  • @mikeavina168
    @mikeavina168 Před měsícem +72

    Dodgy lasagna activated just in time for some fm save somewhere ❤

  • @copious983
    @copious983 Před měsícem +91

    OK OK dude, that thing above your lips ....... that has to go or set up the desk

  • @pulleyfm8585
    @pulleyfm8585 Před měsícem +41

    Whenever Canada would play Russia at hockey in what was the USSR at the time they always brought they own food and guarded it (and they beer lol) like a precious resource. I'm sure the Soviets did they same when they came to Canada as well. It only takes one rogue cook at a hotel to bring down an entire team, let alone what the Soviets were known for at the time.
    Any big match or sporting event where you're travelling somewhere else you have to take care of your own food because this type of thing is really common. Sometimes it's honestly as basic as people who live somewhere having digestive systems that are used to things uniquely local that will cause huge issues to people who have never experienced them.

  • @beastfr0meast93
    @beastfr0meast93 Před měsícem +97

    food poison is not a new when you are playing in another country. That is why most teams that can afford it have their own cooks that bring food with them.

  • @alexrowe4264
    @alexrowe4264 Před měsícem +11

    We'll get GTA VI before Zealand desk set up

  • @mattrag4988
    @mattrag4988 Před měsícem +19

    Run and do your desk, and also run haha

  • @ThaGamingMisfit
    @ThaGamingMisfit Před měsícem +3

    I guess Crew has learned the lesson to bring their own cook next time ! I guess I'm one of the few Europeans that noticed the remarkable run of Columbus Crew this year and was rooting for them.

  • @adaldi_
    @adaldi_ Před měsícem +12

    Lasagna Gate 2024 Version

  • @yunposter2428
    @yunposter2428 Před měsícem +3

    now you remember Tottenham "lasagna gate" in 2006

  • @JuanNunez2023
    @JuanNunez2023 Před měsícem +31

    Pachuca is LigaMX's moneyball team. They are very well coached and outright a better team than The Crew. With that being said, that game could have easily been 6-0 if Pachuca didn't bottle a few chances. The gap was that big. If Columbus was 100% healthy, I don't know if the gap between the two teams would be that big.

  • @packerman120
    @packerman120 Před měsícem +8

    Zealand I heard through sources that if you don't set up your desk, your forehead will double in size each month you fail to do it. sounds scary!
    also run more or something

  • @shaneg9081
    @shaneg9081 Před měsícem +3

    Altitude sickness will wreck you hard. Vomiting, inability to eat, etc. really happens. This could be JUST altitude sickness at 8000 feet.

  • @aviandeluxe
    @aviandeluxe Před měsícem +6

    Can't really divulge my sources but the chef de cuisine of said night in Pachuca, is from East London.
    He had a Michelin starred establishment at the Boleyn Ground .

  • @TJoL1998
    @TJoL1998 Před měsícem +4

    I’m not exactly an expert on things CONCACAF but surely the final should be at a neutral ground that’s not at the height of earths atmosphere?

    • @StefanBrandowX
      @StefanBrandowX Před měsícem +1

      But that would make sense, and North America doesn’t like to do that when it comes to football

  • @farhanatashiga3721
    @farhanatashiga3721 Před měsícem +10

    This seems awfully familiar

  • @arkadiuszsliwinski8451
    @arkadiuszsliwinski8451 Před měsícem +31

    SET UP A FREAKING DESK, U LOOK LIKE UR TALKING TO US WHILE SITTING ON THE TOILET

  • @ChineseKiwi
    @ChineseKiwi Před měsícem +6

    All Blacks before in the 1995 Rugby World Cup final vs South Africa (hosted in South Africa): First time? 😂
    That ‘food poisoning the opposition before a key match’ strat - an oldie but a goodie.

  • @ajprop99
    @ajprop99 Před měsícem +3

    No chocolate turtles until you sort out your desk

  • @qonos90
    @qonos90 Před měsícem +6

    This sounds eerily similar to the "Lasagna-gate" situation with Spurs in the final weekend of the 2005-06 season!

  • @swbaxter13
    @swbaxter13 Před měsícem +7

    To answer the important question: it was the CONCACAF Champions League last year (and for 15ish years before that). This year, they changed to Champions Cup, which was the name used in the early 2000s. I don't think they ever announced an official reason, maybe nostalgia?
    At the same time, they also killed the CONCACAF League, which was more or less a version of the Europa League. That one was probably because the travel and costs involved were too high for many of the teams in it, as MLS and Liga MX only compete in the Champions Whatever.

    • @benficademacaufan
      @benficademacaufan Před měsícem

      Actually good changes though. They made regionalized continental cups which could have been cool for a 3rd tier Asian competition but the challenge league cool too

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy Před měsícem

      Probably for the American market. We hear "league" and think of something very different from what the champions league is. Honestly if they wanted to market it to Americans best, they could go with "Tournament of Champions". People would tune into that

  • @benniebarnett9944
    @benniebarnett9944 Před měsícem +3

    Nice way to farm engagement (;

  • @ganaed9954
    @ganaed9954 Před měsícem +2

    Take another day off Zealand, that desk is more of a next week thing

  • @rhysgodwin6316
    @rhysgodwin6316 Před měsícem +2

    This game was more set up then Zealand's desk 😂

  • @luischavezmiranda8895
    @luischavezmiranda8895 Před měsícem +1

    Until Zealand properly sets up his desk he should be allowed to have any facial hair

  • @kalisperis
    @kalisperis Před měsícem +4

    I'M SCREAMING FOR MONTHS FOR MORE CHEST HAIR AND IT HAS GONE NOWHERE.

  • @ReidTheRulesGuy
    @ReidTheRulesGuy Před měsícem

    "The poisoning of Columbus" sounds like something we'd learn about in World History 😂

  • @JasonCliftJones
    @JasonCliftJones Před měsícem +1

    Desk.. Running... Where are the chocolate turtles!?!

  • @Alexander-ie3st
    @Alexander-ie3st Před měsícem +2

    Crew fan here: i loved seeing their run in the cup. And To go out like that 3-0… it was honestly to be expected… I mean we were playing a decent Mexico side team. And to play at an elevation that our players aren’t familiar with is hard… and our team have pretty damn good endurance. But to play at that elevation and a stomach bug exactly fun.. but it was one hell of a run.!🖤💛

  • @luqmango8139
    @luqmango8139 Před měsícem +3

    Bro who makes 3 vids or more a day: “IM LAZY!”

    • @benficademacaufan
      @benficademacaufan Před měsícem +1

      While live-streaming, a zealand video every few days and running a podcast

  • @Mebsuta
    @Mebsuta Před měsícem +2

    7:48 when I emigrated from my home country and got to Europe I began to feel sick within days. It turns out it was because of the water. The water here had a different set of bacteria that the locals were already immune to but I wasn't. It could have been as simple as that for these players if they decided to use tap water to prepare their meals without boiling it or by just drinking it.

  • @hremostypas
    @hremostypas Před měsícem +2

    out of the blue here but i love your videos zealand, i found out about your channel when i first started playing fm in 2019. keep going

  • @jamesoswald3473
    @jamesoswald3473 Před měsícem +1

    Zealand hasn't done his desk because he had food poisoning.

  • @JustAnOrdinaryDemon
    @JustAnOrdinaryDemon Před měsícem +7

    You know, for marathon the biggest requirements are will power and persistence. You can start your training by fixing your God damn setup

  • @Femboy_Flocky
    @Femboy_Flocky Před měsícem +1

    You not setting up your desk made my disappointment be immeasurable and my day is ruined. NOW SET IT UP!!!!!

  • @corallaroc4449
    @corallaroc4449 Před měsícem +2

    If I start the next video and see the desk hasn't been fixed, I'll immediately stop watching. Godspeed Zealand

  • @BrunoPeras
    @BrunoPeras Před měsícem +1

    C’mon Z!! The guy that accidentally resigned is already done with his moving, already did his desk setup aaaaaand already started a new CZcams series, and you, the goat, are really falling behind. I demand more from you! (Kick the water bottle)

  • @carlosbarrios504
    @carlosbarrios504 Před měsícem +2

    Beerschot jersey,nice. I just led them into the Juniper League mimicking real life.

  • @elicarlson7682
    @elicarlson7682 Před měsícem +2

    BEERSCHOT VA JERSEY NOVVKI THORRISON CAME FROM THAT TEAM HOLY COW.

  • @declangaming24
    @declangaming24 Před měsícem +6

    Did you here that equitorial guinea striker has been banned from football for 6 months

  • @mikoajcieplik5607
    @mikoajcieplik5607 Před měsícem +1

    Challenge: don't set up the desk at all until next time you move
    this way you also won't have to pack it up in the future, win-win

  • @madridfan89
    @madridfan89 Před měsícem +2

    Full Alex Jones mode

  • @mathieuouimet6081
    @mathieuouimet6081 Před měsícem +1

    Bully mode : I think this setup makes your forehead smaller. Redo your setup so it can be magnificient again

  • @aceaugusto
    @aceaugusto Před měsícem +2

    concacaf should merge with conmebol and make the libertadores a big ass tournaments where south american clubs play the group stage against each other and the same happen to concacaf teams to make it cheaper/less pain in the ass to travel from canadá to argentina every week, then they play against each other at the knockout stage meaning 4/3 long trips maximum

  •  Před měsícem +1

    Procrastination is the spice of life
    but dude.... the mic arm.... it'll give me epilepsy, again

  • @tobs7003
    @tobs7003 Před měsícem +6

    GET THE TINFOILHAT!!! 😱😱😱

  • @samuelschonenberger
    @samuelschonenberger Před měsícem +1

    Congratulations on winning the Clone World Cup with Haarland, Zealand! It was a close battle with Niklas Levinson's Bellingham but I guess FM experience wins it all

  • @MaksB.
    @MaksB. Před měsícem +2

    Tottenham moment

  • @renandmrtns
    @renandmrtns Před měsícem +1

    SET THE DESK UP. TRAIN FOR THE MARATHON. COME ON MAN!!!

  • @nelsoncarvalho6338
    @nelsoncarvalho6338 Před měsícem +1

    This is the third time in a finals I’ve seen this happen. Brazil in France, France against Argentina.

  • @Alexgreenie
    @Alexgreenie Před měsícem +1

    Room still a mess. Read 12 rules for life! Clean your room! 😅

  • @ivanortiz7820
    @ivanortiz7820 Před měsícem +2

    the kings league world cup is happening and many streamers and their teams dealt with similar issues their first days in mexico as well.

  • @MoCoyotes
    @MoCoyotes Před měsícem +1

    Come on you little chicken, get a desk.

  • @MontyESA
    @MontyESA Před měsícem +1

    Frog is drunk

  • @refractable2479
    @refractable2479 Před měsícem +5

    holy coping session

  • @StraightUpKrazy_
    @StraightUpKrazy_ Před měsícem +1

    Happens to me all the time when i go visit family in Mexico. Its usually to do with how differently the food is processed than in the usa

  • @joanfelicianoo
    @joanfelicianoo Před měsícem +1

    Pepe the Frog looking sad because his owner actually fell off

  • @Keegan3
    @Keegan3 Před měsícem +1

    ZEALAND RUN THE MARATHON RIGHT NOW 😂

  • @Flyingmonkeysftw27
    @Flyingmonkeysftw27 Před měsícem +1

    PUT YOUR DESK TOGETHER! Or you'll have to run an extra marathon

  • @TheOfficialSmudgy
    @TheOfficialSmudgy Před měsícem +1

    Pachuca bought the FM Console Dodgy Lasagne perk

  • @hiphappy1292
    @hiphappy1292 Před měsícem +2

    you do you dude

  • @stopspyingonme9210
    @stopspyingonme9210 Před měsícem +1

    Is it not more likely that they had altitude sickness and they just didn't prepare well enough? Symptoms line up

  • @MFRayado
    @MFRayado Před měsícem +1

    Day something something of saying "Our glorious awesome pookie Zealand posted again!"

  • @WVWYONATANWVW
    @WVWYONATANWVW Před měsícem +1

    we love you as you are. as lazy, not maraton runer that you are.

  • @nameanteater4772
    @nameanteater4772 Před měsícem +1

    I blame you, Z. You talking to Columbus Crew guy caused this

  • @quinny2144
    @quinny2144 Před měsícem +1

    I WONT REDO MY DESK AND ROOM UNTIL ZEALAND DOES AND THATS A PROCRASTINATION PROMISE

    • @quinny2144
      @quinny2144 Před měsícem

      (there’s no way i’m gonna train for a marathon tho)

  • @craigwright1867
    @craigwright1867 Před měsícem

    England's national team at the World Cup in Mexico in 1970 was poisoned. They also had their captain Bobby Moore arrested for stealing in a jewellers.

  • @bugchallin
    @bugchallin Před měsícem +2

    Americans? Getting a stomach bug in mexico?? How unexpected!!! Montezumas revenge strikes again

  • @mortiphago
    @mortiphago Před měsícem +1

    Green lights when

  • @french_toast223
    @french_toast223 Před měsícem +4

    Yall just underestimate how shit mLs teams are compared to Liga MX teams. Pachuca plays like that against America what makes you think they cant do that to columbus.

  • @NeverwascooL
    @NeverwascooL Před měsícem +1

    DON'T LET THE DESK TALK DISTRACT US FROM ZEA SPENT ALL THIS TIME NOT RUNNING!!

  • @SrSteve404
    @SrSteve404 Před měsícem +1

    what happened to the desk? Did it fall off like YOU?????

  • @KingofTrashWisdom
    @KingofTrashWisdom Před měsícem +1

    I love this view.

  • @rayeardley7618
    @rayeardley7618 Před měsícem +1

    It's ok dude, we know it's effort and work just to carry that forehead

  • @ProfessionalNonce
    @ProfessionalNonce Před měsícem +1

    Reminds me of the lasagna gate

  • @FootballTransfersDaily
    @FootballTransfersDaily Před měsícem +1

    Why have I not found d this man’s podcast after 30mins of looking. What is he hiding…

  • @spikyturtle54
    @spikyturtle54 Před měsícem +3

    RUN

  • @ReinbergerPhoto
    @ReinbergerPhoto Před měsícem +1

    We would love to have you in Denver for a match sometime.

  • @justinmorrison6279
    @justinmorrison6279 Před měsícem +1

    Where was his desk originally

  • @wagwanbennydj6003
    @wagwanbennydj6003 Před měsícem

    Ah yes lasagne gate

  • @MonzennCarloMallari
    @MonzennCarloMallari Před měsícem +1

    I mean i kinda like the microphone POV 🥵

  • @Ethan_WS
    @Ethan_WS Před měsícem

    Where can i find his podcast???

  • @jacklamb2904
    @jacklamb2904 Před měsícem +1

    Tottenham I think this happened to before

  • @dutch5469
    @dutch5469 Před měsícem +1

    Probably don’t even have a desk

  • @just_limerence
    @just_limerence Před měsícem +7

    Columbus Crew supporter who was at the match here: No, there is no conspiracy and no one in our fanbase legitimately believes there's a conspiracy against us or anything. Anyone who says so is just a sore loser. It's unfortunate, but Pachuca won fair and square under the circumstances and deserve the championship.

  • @kumlebsi
    @kumlebsi Před měsícem +1

    I'm not mad, that you didn't finish your desk... I'm just disappointed

  • @meanyvizzini8347
    @meanyvizzini8347 Před měsícem +3

    Man, I knew something was off. It was like Chicago Fire showed up wearing black and gold.

  • @spikyturtle54
    @spikyturtle54 Před měsícem +1

    WHY IS THE DESK NOT REDONE

  • @NSDMFootball
    @NSDMFootball Před měsícem +1

    ABERDEEN MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @MarioSantos-zx4bj
    @MarioSantos-zx4bj Před měsícem

    Imagine if they had to play in La Paz, 12000 feet

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay Před měsícem +1

    you accomplished nothing?!? really? damn! that's nigh impossible! i stand in awe ...

  • @meelooxavier6502
    @meelooxavier6502 Před měsícem

    Where's the desk, Lebowski????

  • @domasjasinskas4322
    @domasjasinskas4322 Před měsícem

    WHERE'S THE DESK ZEALAND? WE DEMAND THE DESK

  • @ribsi85
    @ribsi85 Před měsícem +1

    Americans have a fixation on altitude sickness and I don't understand why. I've worked in ski resorts all around the world and the only people that ever came up to me and acted like they were dying from altitude were all American and wealthy. Regular Americans, no problems, rich ones = weak lungs apparently.
    That is not to say that there are not adverse effects from being at high altitudes, of course there are. I guess in most of the world we sorta just consider that normal, and 'altitude sickness' is when you actually... get sick from it. Whereas in the US any adverse affects from altitude are 'altitude sickness'?

    • @arifb222
      @arifb222 Před měsícem

      Same as peanut allergy and its aversion during childhood but maybe it's similar for europeans too. Never have I personally known someone with peanut allergy here.

  • @Jeffzooo
    @Jeffzooo Před měsícem

    Wtf Im I looking at… do ur desk balding boy

  • @423vol4
    @423vol4 Před měsícem

    I don’t really care about either club but I’m a big advocate that every cup final or tournament final should have to be played on neutral ground to avoid stuff like this. Probably wouldn’t have changed the result but