Da GUNT - Money n' Drink
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- čas přidán 3. 10. 2020
- Lyrics:
i'm not that fucking drunk bitch
but i'll stick my fingers deep in your anus
smell the filthy shit you ate at half past eight
before ralph made you famous
i'll put your face in the papers
like a creepy fucking child rapist
uncle ralph will buy you the maker's
gobble your ass and then watch the lakers
i hope this bitch don't get aids
and end up like ade!
alright now speaking of ade...
gator gator gator gatorade
gator i don't get this hate
please explain
remember that i have an alcoholic brain
and you're fond of trains
that's how you fuck some bitches
when you only have three and half inches
i just lay there motionless with my
gut out fucking taking pictures
til i bust a nut with a vengeance
with a spare thumb in the rear entrance
man i gotta stop hitting the switches
'cause my dick is red and it itches
damn right i want to eat your ass and your pussy
drink your piss and eat your shit like it's so cushy
ralph's got that's money and drink
i got the tampons, lemons, money and drink
god damnit booberlee
you fat fucking bitch
if your ass ain't gonna clip my shit
smell my finger suck my dick!
yeah i'm still toting nora's dildos
since i left her
if you wanna know why...
that pussy must be seventeen forever!
diabetic richmond pimp
passing out in the kitchen sink
popping pills and sniffing shit
like a drunken hick with a one inch dick
from memphis bitch... kill or be killed
this retarded energy still
flagging the fuck out of my enemies still
can't sit still nigga we got skill
assholes are meant to be smelled
it ain't because i'm sick
nah i like my beats fucking sick
and i like my hoes mentally ill
and i like to catch them right when they hatch
(college) can you imagine that
you thought i was better than matt
'cause i did a rap, now i'm leading the pack
of false flagging fags
now she's searching where my
microscopic fucking dick is
'cause i bought her plane tickets
and if she fucking finds it
give that bitch some gold stickers
fuck this shit, get the camera
merry christmas mister vickers!
damn right i want to eat your ass and your pussy
drink your piss and eat your shit like it's so cushy
ralph's got that's money and drink
i got the tampons, lemons, money and drink
Instrumental Produced by DopeBoyzMuzic - Komedie
MP3 Download: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-moneyndrink.mp3
FLAC Download: mcjarbo.com/download/da_gunt-moneyndrink.flac
THEY ARE TRYING TO RHYTHMICALLY BREAK ME GAYTOR! GAYTOR!!
SWEEP M UP GAYTAH
I'm a fan of Gaytorhate, such a good sports drink. 😁
@@Valkrim v2 is out, Gatorsnake!
@@appalachiabrauchfrau found it czcams.com/video/osr1_Mdhixg/video.html 🤣 even better than the original. Also that album cover is cursed.
GAYDER! TELL EM GAYDER OR IMMA HOLLERIN!
Notorious G.U.N.T
I wonder if Ralph will play this on the Killstream? He always used to love playing new Jarbo The Hutt tracks. What changed, Big Guy?
Matt has officially passed the torch on to Ralph.
Matt will always be worse than Ralph. Atleast Ralph have good guests and can put up a far better show than Matt, have you seen the Wheelman videos of Matt? Those are the most cringy videos out there, it made Rex Jones questioning why Matt is still alive today.
@@WieldMyWord Ralph puts on a show? You mean he presses stream on OBS and reads his farms thread for 3 hours.
@@UnderwaterAlexJones Here it comes to down to over-exaggeration, some streams ralph is very active and he does stuff, other streams the guest speak mostly (because its the guest). In these drama videos they take few clips from over 4 years and implies it happens every stream.
@@WieldMyWord Hey remember when Mundane Matt posted a sextape prominently featuring his girlfriend's asshole in order to win an internet argument with an emo methhead? Oh wait that was Ethan Ralph. GO HOME GUNT GUARD!!!!
I just hope the suicide is livestreamed
Guntwave sweeping the nation. So much sweeping.
It's official. Ethan is the new Mundane Matt.
Except Ethan is an actual nonce
Dave Holland except he is 10 times worse then Matt ever was
WAIT A MINUTE NO
What exactly happened to turn everyone against him? I can't find anything on the topic.
@@thebidentouch5892 the TL;DR of it is that there was drama going down around the leaked sex tape, and when people like Dame Pesos gave him criticism he turned on them and essentially started unfollowing. Ralph was always a sperg but without other people like Cokeski doing shit funnier then his drama he finally reached the point where he is the central lol cow kinda like Shitrat
This is criminally catchy. I have to constantly refrain from singing “I got the tampons” randomly throughout my day
Ralph sounds almost like Chris Chan multiple times in this vid, and that's *severely* disturbing.
Dimensional convergence confirmed.
They both live in Virginia, so...
@@BlueSatoshi But is Ralph *TRUE* and *HONEST* ?
Remember when Chris dressed like a normal person in the Rolling n Trolling vid, maybe when Chris made that character Ralph came into existence. The goddess powers confirmed lol.
Sorry about the strike youre gonna get when the gunt awakens from his painkiller/makers mark induced slumber
:)
Oh my god
You actually made a full version, you absolute madman.
I’ll be honest with you guys; the MC Ralph Arc has far surpassed the anime at this point, it may even be better than S1 with the Quarry King.
eh, our Main Protagonist has less growth though. the Torch Pass from Jim to Dame felt forced and the writers felt that Jim stole the show too much and decided to give him Cancer.
Those are fair criticisms though I’m sure as the anime goes on, Dame will get some needed character development and he’ll fit the mantle of Jim in due time.
@@RogueFox2185 I still think jim should be going out with a bang, not a whisper. make one last BTFO Huzzah on the reviving Zombies and then Ralph and dick before going to Cancer, then have Dame ride the wave
@@makootithebionicman3612
Toad is far closer to Jim than Dame.
@@joeymobb8438 the only reason why I would agree is that Toad rarely posts, here is the problem with Toad, unlike Jim he won't finish a series he started. Jim started and completed TGWTG, Toad didn't get past part one of the Dongumentary
"It's soo cooshy" gets me every time. Love that clip.
I love that the gunted loser was FORCED to confront this absolute masterpiece not only in front of his supposed compatriots but also his stream lmfao. Had to come back to listen to this myself. Your work is fucking fantastic - lolcow shit aside. I would really like to hear what you can do outside of this field. No joke. You're super talented.
I almost pissed myself laughing when I saw that. Made my day.
I mean, right? I don't know what exactly you can do with this talent, but it almost seems wasted.
Link
YeH link?
That clip must be gold
Your stuff is on another level.
This is taking the beating a dead horse to a whole gunt level
And then he literally used the Bojack theme in the next one LOL
Oh no, now Ralph hates you.
But who cares, he hates anyone who makes fun of him. Love this, btw.
Its even more hilarious with Ralph said he loved your stuff and he played Girlfriend's daughter to his ex. Ohh i wonder how he'll react to this! Your talent just keeps showing with all these songs
these songs keep getting stuck in my head
The tone pitch of sounding defeated on the "when you only have three and half inches" kills me every time.
LOL he says it with conviction and sincerity.
Holy shit! JAJAJAJAJAA
JAJAJAAAJA
ay ay ay arrrrrriba!
Like this comment, or you're a racist!
* laughs in taco 🌮 *
I kinda sad to see your fwienship end with him over nothing. So not cool, Ralph.
GATOR!!!
Gator, they dabbing on me again!!!
Lmao. This was played at the Baked Alaska IRL streamer trap house.
Gunt mad real mad😡
I can’t help but imagine Matt playing this one on repeat for a little while.
may the emperors blessings be upon you for your service
I think all the Gunt Guard seething in the comments is the best part of this video.
The only time Ralph is entertaining is when Mc Jarbo is spiiting out this fire
I didn’t realize Ethan was the one who scooped up PandaRee when she was on the rebound. **snort**
NOW WAIT A MINUTE
G-G-G-G-GUNTED!
I've been listening to this frequently over the last year and every time I'm more and more impressed at the word play and the actually great lyricism.
DIABETIC RICHMOND PIMP
PASSING OUT IN THE KITCHEN SINK
More songs with ralph maybe with a certain mexican soon?
Oh how the turns have tabled.
Ralph has never been this entertaining.
Well done Jarbo.
A sentence few ever thought they would hear.
I'm glad your on spotify I cannot imagine how much actual work and hours goes into clipping this and stringing it together and it sounding so good.
The Gatorade line kills me every time. You're a god.
My new favorite song
This song deserves a big old snifferoo.
Someday when Jarbothehutt breaks out and becomes the next "super DJ" like Marshmellow ( I don't really know who he is but I know he's on top on the entire electronic music scene) We'll all be able to say "I knew him from the very start" 10/10
I'm feelin a tad baited, after the whole Damaged LP i was expecting Ian or Leafy to be the new targets. That being said the fact you can takes the Gunts rambling and still produce gold is yet another credit to your talent. Keep up the good work!
Lol this is her? She literally looks like Styx.
Why do you think he invites him on the show
The old killstream would have embraced this song and played it and thats why we liked it. Ralph won't have the balls to play this
Exactly.
@Bru Rred the drunk grift lowlife loser part of Ralph hasn't changed but the show certainly has had multiple itterations. Ralph can't take a joke and that really came to light with guntgate but I still feel around the healstream time period with zidan still on, ralph would have been pressured to play the song
just found this and my god is this funny and amazing.
Ralph blocked me from steam chat for saying 'gunt'
The Ralph saga has to be one of the funniest things that happened in 2020. Low bar, but still ...
Its unironically more interesting than politics I'm not even kidding.
Nobody is safe from the Hutt
00:30 in reminds me of current events
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS
Wow.. Turning the Jarbo knife his direction. I wonder what his reaction will be? There's no way Ralph is enjoying life right now. Well, he made his bed, time to lay in it.
Fay loves the Gunt.
HE NEVER MISSES!
Bro I cant belive how much you keep putting out great entertainment. Im absolutely loving what you putt out and im gonna buy that digital album, still wish it had a physical copy, but man you deserve some support no matter what type you put out.
Hey dude I appreciate the support. I've stopped selling it because of changes to the payment provider TOS but you can still download it here if you haven't already:
mega.nz/file/RV1jWLIJ#t5AF4GlJXJWGJcBzHOhFpdWEZeKwJNq3cfsfjPHSG04
I'm definitely hoping to do some type of physical release in the future. Perhaps a double album of sorts. We'll see.
You’re so talented dude. Thanks for the content
I don't think Ethan will play this on his Killstream
He'd probably play it to troll-shield himself while jabbing it with passive comments downplaying it. Of course, that's not to say it would make for an effective shield.
Lyrics that would even make Matt Jarbo blush
It's about time sir.
Fucking gold. Given this multiple listens now.
I’ve been waiting for this
This is the kind of banger I subbed for. _Oh, how the ear-worm has turned..._
I DON'T GET HOW GUNT DOESN'T LIKE THIS SONG?
THIS SHIT FIRE,
YALL SEE RALPHY BOY AT THE IP2 PARTY?
LOL, "I AINT LISTENING TO THIS SHIT!"
WE NEED THE ETHAN RALPH MATT MUNDANE AND LIQUID RICHARD WITH SNORT BURNELL MIXTAPE!
Can't wait for the album! Absolutely amazing again.
God these are amazing.
When we getting the Ralph VS Matt epic rap battle nao.
COUSHY!! Jarbo, this is best thing you ever produced, yet!
I can see a bright future for Ralph as Da Gunt.
Tis a crime that JTH is only known to us spergs, he truly is brilliant.
This song is so good.... It makes Ralph look good hate to admit it
Absolute banger brah
Literally keeps getting better each song. Don't give a shit about the PPP v Gunt slaughter, but this is gold regardless.
Damn bro , your stuff is always great
Looking forward to the next album
I'd be flattered if someone put this much time and effort into creating a song using clips of my voice.
@Kill All Pedos You cannot be mentally well if you are morbidly obese (case in point: Ralph and PPP), and the opposite is also true; you cannot be mentally well if you're underweight/anorexic (vegans). I had health issues which made me mentally unstable, but once I rectified them my mental state normalized. If Ralph loses weight, I guarantee you that you will see a seismic shift in his personality.
@Kill All Pedos And you're right about morbidly obese men having high levels of estrogen. Alcohol, especially beer, is highly estrogenic.
Fantastic as always. ;D
Funny is funny, and this is another absolut banger from MC Jarbo.
Man i NEED the instrumental however this is insane with or without lyrics!
czcams.com/video/Oaz5joHjbbo/video.html here ya go!
@@SaphiroAzure2 WOW thank you!!!
Another sick beat.
High quality as always.
This is a real banger
top banger
Gunt levels rising
UHHHHMAZIN
Pure PLATINUM!!!
Awesome.
🇺🇸🤡Super Flaggot Bros🤡🇺🇸
♿🇺🇸Ralph... featuring Mc Jarbo🇺🇸♿
This is amazing
Awesome work as always hope to see a duet between MundaneFatt and Gunt.
GUNT!!!
You've out done yourself again Mr Hutt *clap,clap*
YAYYYY
Holy fuck lad, I'm dying.
This whole channel is fire
That laugh sample thooooo 💪
This is my favourite one ngl
Another classic
Damn son.
Dat beats is fire.
Amazing.
You know if he wasn't already pissed at you he'd try to spin this as you doing friendly bantz. lol
Wow the gunt is out of control
MC Jarbo collab with Da Gunt when?