TELLING BONUS JOKES | Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes
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- čas přidán 30. 07. 2020
- Here are some of the bonus jokes from TELLING JOKES. Subjects include US Presidents, Ann Frank and Origami Dinosaurs.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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That guy losing his seat is pure comedy gold.
That guy was not happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@invictus3075 not sure he really knew what he was letting himself in for lol
It's a bit strong after paying for a ticket.
That guy looked like he was about to start a fight.
Yes I assume Mr Carr was escorted to his CAR lol
Jimmy really gave that guy that went to the bathroom the 'ump. He was not happy at all. Hilarious for everyone else though. Especially that "Was that a very long word?" remark.
I'm willing to bet the guy who went to the washroom was waiting for Jimmy outside when the show ended
Then i guess he's still waiting... highly doubtful that Jimmy just casually walks outside the front door to take a walk home after a gig :)
You can tell he's not happy.
I think he was actually trying to push him out the chair, he didn't look happy at all.
@@matthewbailey7421 Why did Jimmy do that with the chairs anyway? A bit involved and pointless really.
@@simonrodgers8902 because they were filming it and a gap in the front row wouldn't look great.
Give this man a 3rd Netflix special!
Or buy the dvds. They're about 10p each.
Or they are on CZcams for free
Nooooooo! GOD NO!
That poor guy, he got so embarrassed
Yeah I was thinking that, I felt bad for him, I think he actually handled it pretty well, that was quite cruel of jimmy, no remorse there lol
@@ChattyCinnamon well he gotta stay in character.
She's in the attic 😂
I feel sorry for the woman sitting behind the man that looks like a microphone.
That bloke got rekt :D
love this stuff
Up shut
O
What stuff?
0:44 Might be Toby's mum...
This has lightened up my day !
Great adverts. If you look closely you can see Jimmy doing amazing comedy.
Dude you have some funny sets.
Just right amount of profanity to go along with the levity of life.
I just love Jimmy :)
The sign of a great comedian
Origami Dinosaur sounds like a band I would like.
Hilarious!!!! ❤😆👏
Never enough of Jimmy Carr...
I heard that Pia Zadora bit must be 30 years ago. But I couldn't remember where I heard it and never heard anyone do it. Until now. It got a nice laugh. Bravo.
it was on the Golden Girls, Dorothy says it about another (in-universe) actress
Origami Dinosaur is a nice name for a band
called that man mongo. im dead
That guy got Schooled! What a drip!
Hey, new jokes. Thanks.
Were you born last week ?
This almost doesn't sound sarcastic
7:08 "She's shown women everywhere that there are limits".
Oof.
Back in ya box
@@forcedtohaveahandle It was just a comment of hindsight, not a political opinion. Calm down.
That"mage' might have looked spectacular after a Magazzle
2:06 lol
Excellent comedian
This is the beesstt
4.5 " outie becomes 4 " innie = 8.5 inch difference. Your welcome!
I'm dead💀
That bit about the "man" who had a baby would never fly today. Although Jimmy might just be uncancellable.
The man that gave birth had a man-gina.
"I've put weight on" 😅
6:58 and 7:40 are the best points
When are we going to get the full Telling Jokes Special? Or Where can I purchase it?
there was a full version before the pandemic.. now i cant find it anymore..
That guy who returned to the bathroom didn't feel comfortable at all
I call bullpocky on that 8.5"
Mungo my new favourite word
Mungo
Mongo* i believe. From "mongoloid"
@@E2O10 i tho it mite been mongo but fingers told me other things
Wasn't it mongo like the big brute from the blazing saddles film?
The thing I want most is to hear an origami dinosaur track
Origami dinosaur really got good publicity
looked up origami dinosaurs .... good idea for an opening act
When are you coming to South Africa 🌍
Why was this reuploaded? Have seen this e few days ago
Me: I'm scared of the backstreet boys.
Therapist: tell me why?
Me: ajdjdjdjdusjsjenrrjfirididkxjcjcjffjdj!!!!!!!!!!!!
Runs out of rehabilitation*
🤣
A munt 😅
Gawd this dude is funny...
Oh I fucking love your job
Munt. 😅
Funniest man on the planet.....
Guy went to a comedy gig, say in the front row and went to the toilet, what did he expect😂
I wonder if origami dinosaur is still together
Nah. They folded.
@@jimspencer363 well done 😂
This exact video but 10 seconds longer got posted like 6 weeks ago
So its not the exact video then..
Seen all of them to many times already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8:30 vaguyna
7:58 never a truer word has been spoken!
Anybody else google origami dinosaur band?
Got enough ad interruptions?
There were ads?
Don’t have to watch it mate
Suicide bombers - what makes them tick?
7:39 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I TELL PEOPLE XDXDXD ♥ ♥ ♥
hi.
Lol
Mary killed a little lamb.
Hi
"Bonus repeats".
Anyone who has found Origami Dinosaur?
@@yesthat3302 Thanks! They are not half bad.
You mean they're totally bad?
They're pretty good if you like that kind of thing (which I do BTW).
Frustrating in a 10min video I gotta stop for an ad nearly every minute. I swear I've seen less commercial ratio in cable!
They deliberately make videos last 10 or more minutes because they get more ads out of it
You know you could just skip the end and repeat it if it's that much of a bother.
Depends where you are i think. I'm in the uk, i got a 5sec ad at the start and that was all. I don't watch CZcams in the usa because of all the ads.
I have never watched an ad on CZcams
Why don’t you watch it somewhere else for free with no adverts?
Repost :/
Jimmy would you do jokes about all generations, baby boomers to gen z
first
Adds ruined it again wtf youtube!
The man that gave birth had a man-gina.
Bums
hi
Anybody feel sorry for the dude who went to the toilet and got back to everybody hanging up on him
Well, he shouldn't have phoned them all :/
nope
It was a little OTT in my opinion.
No, but I do feel for the guy who got moved into his seat.
I think it was a bit disrespectful from jimmy
Bruv
We Indians learnt English from British and yet American accent sound easier to understand. Am I dumb or what??
Indians didn't actually learn accent from british but rather the vocabulary. You find easier to understand american accent because most media that you consume is american. British humour is quick, witty & dirty so you need good grasp of language & dark humor to understand
@@one2sree Kuch bhi matlab??
*test*
Toinen
Hi Jimmy or his hired guns reading, positive warm comments from USA. I do love your stuff and the Countdown as well. I have laughed until I hurt! BUT C'mon Jimmy! Did you not lift the Anne Frank joke from Bea Arthur......who did it BEST!!!! Thank you for all the laughs! If anyone deserves a tax shelter its you and Roger Moore.....Bye.
Dude dont sit right up front and get up to leave like bro ur done
Lmao idk how at 8:40 ish the transphobia is so strong but I can't help but laugh lol
not really
@@forcedtohaveahandle wdym "not really" it's the whole joke lmao
Any Americans here?
...you called?
Depends, are you in America? If so ,look around you.
he had no vagh
I've seen all of this on youtube in other videos on this channel. I mean, are you catering for goldfish or something?
I just realised im 7 1/2 inches less of a man
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Why do you only upload very old comedy sketches?? not worth watching new videos anymore, cause I know all the jokes
It's a pandemic. There is no live shows ontop of how most of his shows aren't recorded. If you want Jimmy, EOOTCDCD is your best bet
The dude had to go to the toilet and he reseated him and made fun. That bit was kinda lame
Ooo no… the transphobia…. Not cute.
🤦🏼♂️ you're brainwashed little girl, go be offended somewhere else
@@amazinandwatumeanbythat1514 I am actually kinda impressed you called me a girl… soooo thank you for sharing your opinion…… …. I am impressed you didn’t try to miss gender me. So thank you…
He is about as funny as
running a marathon with a stone in your shoe.
Painful.
Yet you're here
Lol