I Bought the Most Unreliable BMW Ever Made (2007 M5)

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  • @samanslow9021
    @samanslow9021 Před 5 lety +1879

    Hoovie is no longer addicted to cars, hes addicted to losing money

    • @E_tiBEAMERBOY
      @E_tiBEAMERBOY Před 5 lety +8

      Sam Anslow He might just go homeless @ this rate😞

    • @jospi2
      @jospi2 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah, but these highs he gets when there's a new car in the garage, there's no better feeling.

    • @josem6929
      @josem6929 Před 5 lety +18

      Don't forget that content makes him money. I.E. Autovlog has make 35k + on just one video of a 500 dollar. I want to believe there is method to his car buying madness.

    • @Trevonious95
      @Trevonious95 Před 5 lety

      Fkn tard you don't even understand

    • @samanslow9021
      @samanslow9021 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Trevonious95 oof

  • @nehalmathew7510
    @nehalmathew7510 Před 5 lety +282

    It’s so high tech that it cools the brake using oil

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev Před 5 lety +9

      Yeah, oil will increase the stopping power, lol!

    • @ivanoffw
      @ivanoffw Před 5 lety

      LOL

    • @iloveg25
      @iloveg25 Před 5 lety +1

      @@vdochev Not outside the loop XD

  • @jmhellison
    @jmhellison Před 5 lety +1749

    This car would make Scottie kilmer's brain explode 🤣💀💀💀

    • @starsaber2002
      @starsaber2002 Před 5 lety +115

      Nobody cares what that old hack has to say about it

    • @JDValles
      @JDValles Před 5 lety +186

      starsaberfan39 about 2.2 million people do actually

    • @nolancampbell6139
      @nolancampbell6139 Před 5 lety +51

      starsaberfan39 Ummm... wrong. Over 2M people subscribe to ‘the old hack’. Because he knows what he’s talking about, and tells it like it is. This rich child-douche, not so much. And now that I realize he’s linked to Doug. Now I get it. Douche bros!

    • @HighDefinitionVideo
      @HighDefinitionVideo Před 5 lety +2

      I'd pay $6500 to see that :)

    • @optionalcoast7478
      @optionalcoast7478 Před 5 lety +37

      @@starsaber2002 definitely that guy is the anti car enthusiast but i will say he is right about car companies making cars too difficult to fix

  • @Altavilla22Mike
    @Altavilla22Mike Před 5 lety +1283

    I can sum up your entire channel .. Making thousands of dollars complaining about losing thousands of dollars

    • @MoHawk_1970
      @MoHawk_1970 Před 5 lety +2

      LeadBlastin22 Great point!

    • @phaedrusbjb
      @phaedrusbjb Před 5 lety +3

      or... Throwing $ at it and learning next to nothing.

    • @user-os8sq3uh4n
      @user-os8sq3uh4n Před 5 lety +22

      Somebody's gotta do it

    • @lapamful
      @lapamful Před 5 lety +20

      It's not really about that for me. Buying a used V12 Merc for five grand and spending another ten or twenty in repairs still means he's getting an S Class less than 10% of what it originally cost. It let's you know what you're in for if you actually want to buy one of these once amazing cars.
      If you're a total petrolhead and not a dealer it makes sense.

    • @MrFryfish
      @MrFryfish Před 5 lety +1

      It's sad that nobody is able to censor these channels based on click-bait, on the back of car makers, mobile phone companies..

  • @jwardTLS
    @jwardTLS Před 5 lety +377

    I have a 33k mile SMG trans for sale from a running/driving 2008 M5 that will be getting pulled out in a month if you need it. I bought the car to steal the engine and swap it into my E46, so everything else is getting parted out/sold.

    • @rkan2
      @rkan2 Před 5 lety +8

      Somehow I feel your transmission is going to cost more than what Hoovie paid for this car. :D (doesn’t hurt trying to sell it, especially to Hoovie, though.

    • @jwardTLS
      @jwardTLS Před 5 lety +51

      @@rkan2 nah, the going rate for a decent mileage DCT is like 3k and i only paid 7k for my donor car for this swap, so my plan was to firesale the diff/rear end, EDC suspension, remaining good panels/hood, the SMG, brakes, etc. That should pay for the 7k that I fronted for the donor car and make it a break even. Probably gonna try to get like 2k for the SMG which is a stellar price i think for a functioning complete trans with 33k miles.

    • @NoShaDow36
      @NoShaDow36 Před 5 lety +2

      You are aware of the process you're putting yourself into right? It's been done before, but there is a TON of editing required to make it happen

    • @midnightcs1482
      @midnightcs1482 Před 5 lety +8

      @@NoShaDow36 Pretty sure he is if he already has a donor car.

    • @jwardTLS
      @jwardTLS Před 5 lety +21

      @@NoShaDow36 for sure. I'm working with a shop with a fabricator, good wiring guy, etc., I've talked to Epic Motorsports at length as they have done a couple S85 swaps into E46 M3 before. Stock headers fit, minor modification to the subframe and with a 2008 M5 the CAS isn't in the steering column so you can do the swap while retaining the stock E46 rack which makes it immensely easier. Custom power steering lines, custom oil cooler, custom radiator, making a dipstick - yea there are some things there to deal with but we are planning it all out. I'm bolting up an E90 6mt and already have a driveshaft which my fabricator can cut and use to hook it up to the E46 diff. You do this swap by bringing along the E60 ECU for the ride so it isn't some standalone setup which makes it a hell of a lot easier to wire things. Epic Motorsports provides the flash for it already you just ship them the ECU and as long as the wiring guy does his job of making it work with the CEL in the dash, etc. it will work.
      I haven't haphazardly jumped into it and at 7k for the car which runs and drives, if we lay everything out in a month and decide it will actually be too much, well I can sell a used 33k mile S85 for 10k all day just by itself so I'm not losing anything. This is also my 4th car so time isn't really a factor. I've got a supercharged E92 m3 to tool around with in the meantime.

  • @car_pal
    @car_pal Před 5 lety +1183

    Hoovieboi doesn't learn from his previous BMWs, and I love it

    • @Anonymous-yy9ut
      @Anonymous-yy9ut Před 5 lety +5

      Car pal?????

    • @simons4474
      @simons4474 Před 5 lety +8

      But this one will be a touch more expensive to fix. Nice colour though.

    • @Will-fr5du
      @Will-fr5du Před 5 lety +5

      Yea, youd think that he would learn after $15000+ dollars down the drain later. But i guess thats why we keep coming back isnt it?

    • @eugene4950
      @eugene4950 Před 5 lety +10

      made a comment few days ago on the McLaren video how he should stop buying unreliable cars like BMW 7, boom this week he gets old m5 ...

    • @MrMohammed420
      @MrMohammed420 Před 5 lety +1

      just BMWs, more like every/any car he buys lol

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 Před 4 lety +218

    He traded it for a Honda because he wants a car that works, lol.

  • @whoeverwhoever400
    @whoeverwhoever400 Před 5 lety +433

    THe one who sold you his BMW probably laughed so hard

    • @spiritualmike9589
      @spiritualmike9589 Před 4 lety +8

      FR HE GOT RIPPED OFF

    • @bluescale8626
      @bluescale8626 Před 4 lety +25

      Working ones with the same mileage can still go for 11,000 and up. Seeing as he got this for 6,500 really isnt too bad.

    • @alexpupov5581
      @alexpupov5581 Před 4 lety +3

      you can sell this a part and you will get much more money

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt Před 4 lety +2

      Lol the engine alone is worth $6k

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt Před 4 lety +12

      @Midousuji Akira check eBay have fun. It's a racing derived v10 not just some engine.... apply your logic to a 13 year old or collector's car doesn't work lmao

  • @Minoltalphafan
    @Minoltalphafan Před 5 lety +898

    I would bet the owner got a quote, pooped himself then went straight to the car dealer to trade it in.

    • @thesunflowchannel1995
      @thesunflowchannel1995 Před 5 lety +70

      yeah I did

    • @user-nj2wk2ec2b
      @user-nj2wk2ec2b Před 5 lety +23

      Been there, done that. And I thought I was clever.

    • @dukenudibranch6414
      @dukenudibranch6414 Před 5 lety +63

      Straight to a Honda dealership is what he said. He had enough.

    • @FalconXE302
      @FalconXE302 Před 5 lety +12

      Yes... I think a fair bit of "pooping" has been caused by this car... and you can now add Hoovie to that list of poopers... LoL...

    • @alpaljl
      @alpaljl Před 5 lety +2

      @@dukenudibranch6414 Without a doubt.

  • @Chris-cy3uq
    @Chris-cy3uq Před 5 lety +162

    OMG when I turned the video on and saw Doug I thought I clicked the wrong vid xD

  • @ashprada2311
    @ashprada2311 Před 5 lety +226

    Trading in a v10 BMW for a Honda. The end really is near.

    • @amero3577
      @amero3577 Před 5 lety +35

      For some funny reason I’m picturing a 15 year old Pakistani or Indian kid who watches to many car videos and plays a lot of forza on his school laptop who really wants to buy a car

    • @ashprada2311
      @ashprada2311 Před 5 lety +14

      Amero if you think that’s funny, your life must really suck

    • @arbenasatourian9491
      @arbenasatourian9491 Před 4 lety +14

      ash prada its not funny but it is accurate

    • @ItzTruthHurts
      @ItzTruthHurts Před 4 lety +10

      ash prada
      Truth Hurts?

    • @cal4676
      @cal4676 Před 4 lety +2

      My guess is he is from Kerala India judging by his profile pic

  • @psimac
    @psimac Před 5 lety +5

    The service that Hoovie provides the general public, y’know where we get to live vicariously through his videos, is incredibly valuable. Please like and share the videos and tap on the ads because he’s doing all of is with oil-in-the-veins a tremendous solid. Just last week I was exploring M5 ownership. I’m all cured now.

  • @Fir-jp3jt
    @Fir-jp3jt Před 5 lety +771

    Tyler: *buys a cheap obviously broken sports car*
    Wizard: It's gonna cost you a lot of money to fix it
    Tyler: :O

    • @williammalamas8367
      @williammalamas8367 Před 5 lety +13

      i get it.

    • @MrVegiroth
      @MrVegiroth Před 5 lety +42

      More than half a million subscribers later and this plan is still working.

    • @jamesfraley2715
      @jamesfraley2715 Před 5 lety +4

      @@MrVegiroth Is it though?

    • @MrVegiroth
      @MrVegiroth Před 5 lety +8

      @@jamesfraley2715 I feel as though it is. As much as my brain hurts over it, even I keep coming back for more. Almost like turning a bad situation into a good one with repairs.

    • @cccjsw
      @cccjsw Před 5 lety +4

      Pikachu!!!!!

  • @trvr82
    @trvr82 Před 5 lety +248

    Running that scanner looked like a spyware scan from Windows 98.

    • @HeliHaych
      @HeliHaych Před 5 lety +1

      Eh my mechanic has some old ass small display code reader, at least Wizard's has touch screen 😭

    • @ecidemon5672
      @ecidemon5672 Před 5 lety

      @@HeliHaych I have one of those... does the job .. but won't read some of the advanced things that a 5 thousand dollar snapon will but works, it's an old Actron

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce Před 5 lety

      The Wizard can afford a touchscreen.

    • @jfantis
      @jfantis Před 5 lety

      @@ecidemon5672 LOL the SO scanner doesn't offer 1/10 the euro coverage that the Autel does.

    • @Kristoph109
      @Kristoph109 Před 5 lety

      Haha what!? That is very modern in the mechanic world

  • @RandallFlaggNY
    @RandallFlaggNY Před 4 lety +46

    Wizard: "...eleven thousand dollars." Hoovie: "Does that include the Vaseline?"

  • @sqmotorsports9230
    @sqmotorsports9230 Před 5 lety +105

    If my insurer saw me let a customer climb a hydraulic lift to rev a running car...

    • @Asserti
      @Asserti Před 4 lety

      SQ Motorsports land of the “”free””

    • @dussemccussay3995
      @dussemccussay3995 Před 4 lety +3

      Insurance rates up 200% 😂

    • @aslmx1918
      @aslmx1918 Před 3 lety +3

      This is so true. Shouldn’t ever allow a camera in the shop. They will stalk your Facebook accounts too.

  • @Bicketybam68
    @Bicketybam68 Před 5 lety +445

    At this stage, it would be cheaper to Adopt the wizard...

  • @Karmy.
    @Karmy. Před 5 lety +532

    The last time Hoovie ignored Doug's warning was when he got his Ferrari F355 and we all know how that turned out...

    • @jdmr1c3ing
      @jdmr1c3ing Před 5 lety +11

      At least this one wont be in flames

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 Před 5 lety +24

      @@jdmr1c3ing it's Hoovie so it's still possible.

    • @jdmr1c3ing
      @jdmr1c3ing Před 5 lety +24

      @@pmvaldez1 it'll only catch fire if he lets porker drive it.

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery Před 5 lety +24

      I think Hoovie is a secret millionaire, it would explain how he can take so many losses on high end cars.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. Před 5 lety +2

      @@MatrixDiscovery true

  • @3800TURBO
    @3800TURBO Před 5 lety +10

    I would fix the oil cooler. Change the front tyres, then a fresh battery, check the grounds and then clear all the codes. Then take it for a decent drive and then re-check the codes. More than half will most likely be gone as many are just triggered by other issues. It helps narrow things down.

  • @DavidSumnerHTX
    @DavidSumnerHTX Před 5 lety +2

    You, Doug, and Ed B are my guardian angels. Every time that I get a head full of steam to go out and buy a used high-end car, you post a video like this. The numbers you quote for repairs quickly bring my thinking back to reality. Thanks!!!

  • @scoe5908
    @scoe5908 Před 5 lety +305

    'Tyler, don't buy an F355. It'll catch fire'
    'I just bought an F355'
    *F355 catches fire*
    'Tyler, don't buy a E60 M5'
    'I just bought the cheapest E60 M5 in the USA'

    • @dbman992
      @dbman992 Před 5 lety +10

      'they cost a fortune to fix and sort out'
      'so it's gonna be $7500 and that's if we don't need a transmission'

    • @rickslick730
      @rickslick730 Před 5 lety

      😂

    • @stsbanga
      @stsbanga Před 5 lety +4

      Next video my E60 just spontaneously combusted

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 Před 5 lety +3

      How about his recent gem, the McLaren which already got fixed 120k worth of things and god knows how many more will blow up in his first year of ownership.

  • @matthewbeale1853
    @matthewbeale1853 Před 5 lety +85

    You can tell he’s worried with these double ads all the way through

  • @saimk4239
    @saimk4239 Před 4 lety +108

    Tyler: These BMWs are so bad and unreliable
    Also Tyler: *Buys a car that none of the owners took care of for a shit price and then complains about them being bad"

    • @ernestaszutautas5712
      @ernestaszutautas5712 Před 4 lety +4

      have 4 years BMW like this,and not problem.

    • @jeremytucker8853
      @jeremytucker8853 Před 4 lety +13

      BMW cars are crap cars these days. Garbage electronics and transmission. I don't care how well you "maintain" it. Just junk.

    • @Neil542
      @Neil542 Před 4 lety

      It’s like he tries to buy the worst example of his cars

    • @dirkvanviersen671
      @dirkvanviersen671 Před 4 lety

      Jeremy Tucker which brand isn’t these days?

    • @UPxYOURs2
      @UPxYOURs2 Před 3 lety +7

      Everybody sayin BMW are bad cars but y’all can’t even afford one 🤡

  • @lateapex9420
    @lateapex9420 Před 5 lety +235

    Classic modern mechanic... Plugs in a diagnostic computer. Doesn't really know what any of it means and then owner googles the solutions. I see this in every single UK garage nowadays.

    • @piterparker88
      @piterparker88 Před 5 lety +6

      the problem in uk is that the garages are very small, not longer that 4,7meters, garages don't have such things like canal and you can't fit car lift in there so there is no way to work on your car yourself. I've had to work in the open air to fix some stuff, sometimes in rain.

    • @bobbyrobbyn1838
      @bobbyrobbyn1838 Před 4 lety +4

      I'm pretty sure anyone can have their own size garage lol

    • @wrestle259
      @wrestle259 Před 4 lety +5

      Piter Parker what planet are you on mate?😂

    • @startingtech3900
      @startingtech3900 Před 3 lety

      wizard knows his shit but hoovie doesnt lol

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP Před 3 lety

      @@wrestle259 as someone from the uk.... i can confirm - yup...yup....just is.

  • @ncpalafox
    @ncpalafox Před 5 lety +93

    Dislikes are from OSHA compliance watching him climb up the lift post LOL

  • @MrMaxyield
    @MrMaxyield Před 5 lety +232

    As soon as I start feeling bad for wizard with your
    McLaren purchase you go and acquire this gem...
    Wizards children will now have ivy league education...

    • @lpkombi6685
      @lpkombi6685 Před 5 lety +4

      And no dad as he's always at the repair shop being enslaved to hoovie.

    • @archibaldvonfookface7364
      @archibaldvonfookface7364 Před 5 lety +5

      Wizards house and collection of cars are probably bigger than Hoovies by now.

    • @mr.wonkastyle2558
      @mr.wonkastyle2558 Před 5 lety +6

      I dont think the car wizard is working on the McLaren since it's under warranty it probably has to b serviced by the dealership

    • @M_773
      @M_773 Před 5 lety

      Haha in Canada my high school has free ivy league education as long as you get half decent marks

    • @morganlingsweiler9813
      @morganlingsweiler9813 Před 5 lety

      His labor rate sounds low for hoovie. An example of why I think that... $400 for a 5 labor hour job to do the thermostat. The part looks to be $40 to $55 online not including shop tax.

  • @04Wenban
    @04Wenban Před 5 lety +9

    “Just because it’s all red and sparkly, I think we should do it” 😂

  • @ViperKeeper2070
    @ViperKeeper2070 Před 4 lety +3

    "We have to pull the transmission to change that.." "Of course you do." XD

  • @rjolly87
    @rjolly87 Před 5 lety +389

    Doug DeMuro: "This is a BMW you NEVER want to own".
    Hoovies Garage: "Hold my beer...."

    • @terrabiker
      @terrabiker Před 5 lety +2

      Hoovies Garage after visit to wizard : "Confirmed... ( while holding his bleeding wallet in his hands )"

    • @sirgeorgioalastrata4104
      @sirgeorgioalastrata4104 Před 5 lety +1

      Drinking and driving is illegal

    • @rjolly87
      @rjolly87 Před 5 lety +3

      @@sirgeorgioalastrata4104 Correct! This is one of the reasons you hand your beer to someone else for safe keeping when you are about to do something silly.

    • @gernhartreinholzen4330
      @gernhartreinholzen4330 Před 5 lety

      Hahahahaaha

    • @thephao4327
      @thephao4327 Před 5 lety

      A Mercedes Benz is holding the beer.

  • @atozy
    @atozy Před 5 lety +529

    why do you keep doing this to yourself

    • @gettsyy
      @gettsyy Před 5 lety +8

      What are you doing here?

    • @octavian3287
      @octavian3287 Před 5 lety +31

      Because it gets views and pays for itself and then some with the money it makes. He does this because it's making him money

    • @datsoon9236
      @datsoon9236 Před 5 lety

      Heeey, what's up buddy?

    • @edclips
      @edclips Před 5 lety +4

      @@octavian3287 So true! It really pulls back the curtain, but educational none the less. I was curious to know what I'd be in for on a lot of these once "dream" cars if I bought as cheap as possible.

    • @greekc4
      @greekc4 Před 5 lety +3

      Are you a car guy

  • @ZxRx7
    @ZxRx7 Před 5 lety +6

    Taking a BMW to the wizard??? you have bigger balls than I thought!

  • @TheDinkster08
    @TheDinkster08 Před 5 lety +44

    I wish I had the money to put $11,000 worth of maintenance into a car just because “it’s red and sparkly”

    • @vedanttaneja4428
      @vedanttaneja4428 Před 4 lety

      Carson Tadevich the new one still costs 100k so not the worst thing ever lol

  • @linus2877
    @linus2877 Před 5 lety +532

    Straight pipes or we riot

  • @neovenom9833
    @neovenom9833 Před 5 lety +487

    "My history with BMW's isn't very good"
    Honestly, your history with cars in general isn't very good.

    • @imoogi59
      @imoogi59 Před 5 lety +18

      Seriously Who has a good history with the automobile industry other than those working in it !

    • @matthiasbretonnier4015
      @matthiasbretonnier4015 Před 5 lety

      Daniel Kremer people that a buying good cars ?🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @imoogi59
      @imoogi59 Před 5 lety

      @@matthiasbretonnier4015 theres no such thing ! as a '' good car '' there all a money pit

  • @NickV321
    @NickV321 Před 5 lety +1

    I used to own one of these and loved it. Can’t wait to see it finished!

  • @setnok2106
    @setnok2106 Před 4 lety +2

    9:06
    Wizard is like: "What are you doing with your life Tyler?"

  • @kennethchia4194
    @kennethchia4194 Před 5 lety +1521

    At what point does the Wizard become the richest man in Kansas, or is he already?

    • @jplandscaping5069
      @jplandscaping5069 Před 5 lety +95

      Its true He has a new office and shop, hes starting to ball outta control

    • @Spastblast
      @Spastblast Před 5 lety +163

      Hopefully he’ll soon be in a position to buy his own microphone! ;)

    • @M_773
      @M_773 Před 5 lety +7

      @@Spastblast LOL

    • @DJSolitone
      @DJSolitone Před 5 lety +54

      You've successfully managed to totally disgust me from ever buying a BMW. Thank you sir !

    • @chriscars3224
      @chriscars3224 Před 5 lety +1

      @@DJSolitone right

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness Před 5 lety +1211

    Engine is leaking massive amount of oil....goes to rev engine. I love this channel. 😂😂😂

    • @deangelojackson6952
      @deangelojackson6952 Před 5 lety +16

      Welcome To The Madness 😂 that’s what I was thinking

    • @Leofred2000
      @Leofred2000 Před 5 lety +10

      They probably checked and refilled, if needed, it before they did it

    • @makveldz
      @makveldz Před 5 lety +72

      next video:
      ls swapped my M5

    • @blackericdenice
      @blackericdenice Před 5 lety +5

      @@Leofred2000 We hope they did.

    • @southjerseysound7340
      @southjerseysound7340 Před 5 lety +26

      On a car known to cook rod bearings for no reason nonetheless..... Lol

  • @TA-wk2ds
    @TA-wk2ds Před 4 lety +5

    “Doug is my car daddy” lmaoo

  • @hallquiche
    @hallquiche Před 4 lety +2

    I think this is one of the best looking modern BMW's. It has aged insanely well in 15 years. That colour is also beautiful.

  • @toptanupat
    @toptanupat Před 5 lety +691

    Next up : I bought the cheapest Koenigsegg Agera ever made

    • @caleamus
      @caleamus Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao I’d be #082 😂

    • @SENYELI
      @SENYELI Před 5 lety

      Agera rs

    • @anayg5415
      @anayg5415 Před 5 lety

      A hotwheels car

    • @PaulTC777
      @PaulTC777 Před 5 lety +1

      parker the type of guy that would say "at the age of 24"

    • @RegularJohn53
      @RegularJohn53 Před 5 lety +3

      A replica built on a Pontiac Fiero

  • @billnalder1017
    @billnalder1017 Před 5 lety +201

    Tylers bank statement is just a visual representation of a months worth of bad decisions~

    • @billnalder1017
      @billnalder1017 Před 5 lety +5

      @Morey Cabrera gimme a break and get a sense of humor

    • @automisery484
      @automisery484 Před 5 lety

      On the car side. The CZcams ledger overrides it all.

    • @neroxen_
      @neroxen_ Před 5 lety +1

      @Morey Cabrera But with video evidence we can certainly speculate with fairly good facts.

  • @ijt540
    @ijt540 Před 5 lety

    The stockpiles of memes I have for when the tech pulled up the codes 😂😂

  • @Ghost-my1tr
    @Ghost-my1tr Před 5 lety +6

    This video makes me love my reliable car even more 😂

  • @kavirahman
    @kavirahman Před 5 lety +218

    Hoovie is gonna buy every car Doug told people not to.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. Před 5 lety +11

      Yep
      Next time it's going to be "I bought the cheapest Hummer H3 in the USA"

    • @bebopman5
      @bebopman5 Před 5 lety

      You beat me to it.

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 Před 5 lety +9

      Hoovie buys a Trabant.

    • @sofiejones7270
      @sofiejones7270 Před 5 lety

      I was gonna say that

    • @danger450
      @danger450 Před 5 lety

      It's called marketing....and a tax deductible business expense.

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness Před 5 lety +1594

    Doug is laughing at the $10,000 you’re about to spend....

    • @thefreeman8791
      @thefreeman8791 Před 5 lety +48

      LOL. And that is just in tow truck costs. :D

    • @zamarok266
      @zamarok266 Před 5 lety +62

      still 20k$ for M5 is cheap

    • @kayaritvards9200
      @kayaritvards9200 Před 5 lety +41

      Totally worth it for that Sweet V10 N/A S85

    • @ForTehNguyen
      @ForTehNguyen Před 5 lety +67

      i laugh because you think its only $10k hes going to spend

    • @WelcomeToTheMadness
      @WelcomeToTheMadness Před 5 lety +1

      zerocool I’m building it, with a more reliable engine. Check it out if you’re into that sort of thing.

  • @diemnguyen7335
    @diemnguyen7335 Před 5 lety +4

    Lol😂😂 who else got thrown off at the beginning and had to check the video title again to make sure it was HOOVIES cuz I know I had to

  • @GRfourfun
    @GRfourfun Před 5 lety +2

    Thank you, thank you for making me appreciate how reliable my 10 year old Lexus ISF is.

  • @Leon-vp3vb
    @Leon-vp3vb Před 5 lety +214

    Previous owner traded in his M5 for a Honda, all you need to know.

    • @GlobalEnemy4ever
      @GlobalEnemy4ever Před 5 lety +6

      Leon made a wise choice

    • @MrRandomcommentguy
      @MrRandomcommentguy Před 5 lety +3

      Hope it was at least a nice Honda, like an Integra or a Civic Type R or something....

    • @logan_kes
      @logan_kes Před 5 lety +23

      Simon Coles you misspelled “rice” as “nice”

    • @russianrick8403
      @russianrick8403 Před 5 lety +5

      I traded in a Honda (Acura) for a BMW and will never look back.

    • @davebk1031
      @davebk1031 Před 5 lety +6

      I traded a VW Golf for a Camry...
      (edit: a VR6 for a 4cyl Camry wagon, Mrs wasn't sad to see it go)

  • @davidbest1
    @davidbest1 Před 5 lety +170

    McLaren 12C and now this, he’s officially gone mad

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 Před 5 lety +23

      He reminds me of a friend who had 8 cars and only one ran.

    • @jospi2
      @jospi2 Před 5 lety +16

      Makes sense, you can only drive one car at a time.

    • @RifiFeooo
      @RifiFeooo Před 5 lety +3

      the 12C is still on warranty for another year so he will sell it in 6 months or somethin

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 Před 5 lety

      @@pmvaldez1 how he reminds you of Hoovie? I bet he forgot about at least 8 cars that he owns and they don't run.

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 Před 5 lety

      @@8draco8 um I think you answered your own question.

  • @c.m.7489
    @c.m.7489 Před 3 lety +2

    „I can only afford one broken BMW“
    *laughs in M539 restaurations*

  • @elcasho
    @elcasho Před 5 lety

    Can't wait for the rest of this series!

  • @kgdenton13
    @kgdenton13 Před 5 lety +89

    I looked at this thumbnail and the transmission broke

  • @akr2060
    @akr2060 Před 5 lety +105

    Record some exhaust notes before the engine blows

    • @chefcc90
      @chefcc90 Před 5 lety +2

      So 2 miles in its current condition?

    • @2006gtobob
      @2006gtobob Před 5 lety +1

      It may already be too late!

  • @BillyDhaK1d
    @BillyDhaK1d Před 5 lety

    I used to own a E39 M5, and owning a E60 M5 is surprisingly something I would like to own one day even with all the issues, but the V10 sounds so good. I think when i’m ready to own one i’ll try to find one for cheap and have the whole engine rebuilt, including Vanos and common rod bearing issues.

  • @charleshyde6461
    @charleshyde6461 Před 5 lety

    Subbed as soon as you climed the rack!

  • @AvidSurvivalist
    @AvidSurvivalist Před 5 lety +65

    Doug: Don't buy it!
    Tyler: *Hold my McLaren Keys

  • @crackdown0425
    @crackdown0425 Před 5 lety +108

    Who else had to make sure they clicked the right video at first?

    • @jeep2003
      @jeep2003 Před 5 lety +1

      I clicked off of it. Then came back later and the same thing happend

    • @benjamin7114
      @benjamin7114 Před 5 lety +2

      Yeah , thought i went into an alternative timeline where Hoovies garage is actually Doug Demuro !

    • @BiscuitsnTea
      @BiscuitsnTea Před 5 lety

      Dan Shancy dougs vid was right under this in my watch later😹

  • @nosch43
    @nosch43 Před 4 lety

    hoovie out here with the osha violations, climbing a raised car lift with a car on it lmao.

  • @videoeditor9104
    @videoeditor9104 Před rokem

    Lol the first seconds FACTS… from my experience I’ve owned an e60 M5 and I always took good care of it by servicing and changing the oil at 3k miles. The s85 engine loves 10w60 oil!!!

  • @koningkont
    @koningkont Před 5 lety +546

    Buying cars no one has the balls to buy. Hoovie is truly a hero

    • @DPNY-qm4ix
      @DPNY-qm4ix Před 5 lety +6

      Balls??? U mean the extra ca$h to buy...There is a difference. If I had it, I would get the same, as ell as the sweet 928 that was in the mechanic shop next to the M5, I would also get the 850i,SL55, ALL the old luxury cars of the 80's 90's... I like this guy

    • @TheMrzucker21
      @TheMrzucker21 Před 5 lety +5

      @@DPNY-qm4ix Shut up asshole

    • @MrAhmedalfares
      @MrAhmedalfares Před 5 lety +2

      koningkont
      He’s a hero because he buys shitty cars? Dude, You’re gay for hoovie

    • @victorshane4134
      @victorshane4134 Před 5 lety +7

      @@MrAhmedalfares lel?! With a big smile on my face purchase one older Audi, BMW or Volkswagen rather than American sht cars which made of plastic. Lots of power, floor it, and you fly off the road immediately... the majority of problems with BMW M line comes from the owners itself. Flooring it while engine is just started, I mean starts engine and go, not waiting to warm up a little bit or oil hit the cylinder walls correctly...

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 Před 4 lety

      Rich you mean. He talks like 6500 dollars is grocery money.
      Im finally starting to dislike him

  • @68camaro86
    @68camaro86 Před 5 lety +123

    Oil leak = "accidental" fire = insurance payment= great success...

  • @Rufus77
    @Rufus77 Před 5 lety +8

    I have an BMW E60 2004 (no M) and it's running as a dream! No problems!

    • @dtrainm14
      @dtrainm14 Před 4 lety

      Rufus LV give it’s few more thousand miles I bet your 5 series will go into limp mode, because mine did

    • @jayson657
      @jayson657 Před 29 dny

      Yet…

  • @stantonlee2266
    @stantonlee2266 Před 5 lety

    That was an awesome opening! Had me rolling! 👍🏼

  • @JUST_ONE_ID10T
    @JUST_ONE_ID10T Před 5 lety +372

    Remember to watch all advertisements so Hoovy can afford to repair this one!

    • @TheMilenkata
      @TheMilenkata Před 5 lety +13

      hahaha no way, let him suffer !

    • @jaimesilva2351
      @jaimesilva2351 Před 5 lety +5

      The more he suffers, the more we get entertained!!

    • @skill28oy44
      @skill28oy44 Před 5 lety +3

      This is painfully true both for us and for him.

    • @heinzkitzvelvet
      @heinzkitzvelvet Před 5 lety

      BLISSFUL FAPPER I use CZcams Vanced. Absolutely zero commercials for me.
      I had actually forgotten that most videos have commercials until you mentioned it.

    • @jeeps005
      @jeeps005 Před 5 lety +1

      Its like a massive trainwreck. There is nothing you can do but watch and cringe. @@jaimesilva2351

  • @TrevorAngell
    @TrevorAngell Před 5 lety +112

    I'm looking forward to buying this from you for $13k when it's sorted. Godspeed.

    • @Clesarie
      @Clesarie Před 5 lety

      Thats exactly what I was thinking

  • @tysoncowan5192
    @tysoncowan5192 Před 3 lety +1

    Even though I was along for the ride, it's still Crazy seeing the Car Wizard with hair!

  • @malikj6926
    @malikj6926 Před 5 lety

    Thanks you make me feel so much better after buying a used 2008 cls 550 with 150k miles and a few minimum problems not 7k worth for sure. Merry Christmas 🎁🎄

  • @Doty6String
    @Doty6String Před 5 lety +116

    BMW = Bring. My. Wallet

  • @YOUNGNGRATEFUL
    @YOUNGNGRATEFUL Před 5 lety +286

    This exact car was going for $20k 4.5 years ago in Brooklyn and had loads of issues. I almost bought. Lmao now I see you with it.

    • @ruemonbhattacharyya7730
      @ruemonbhattacharyya7730 Před 5 lety

      YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL actually! That’s pretty cool.

    • @Exekutioncro
      @Exekutioncro Před 5 lety +1

      YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL not 4.6 ?

    • @BorisHooiBoef
      @BorisHooiBoef Před 5 lety +5

      @@Exekutioncro 4.52 to be precise.

    • @ordinaryJeff
      @ordinaryJeff Před 5 lety +6

      At least now you know who the bullet hit that you dodged.

    • @YOUNGNGRATEFUL
      @YOUNGNGRATEFUL Před 5 lety +9

      ExeKuTioN Cro 4.5 is a measuring system conversion for half....4.5 = 4 years, 6 months.

  • @MickdeRaad
    @MickdeRaad Před 5 lety +1

    Jeez. we had a '97 Volvo s70 for TEN years and the only not-normal-service part we had to switch in those ten years was a timing belt sensor for 60 bucks, plug and play..

  • @williamr3840
    @williamr3840 Před 5 lety

    I like how honest you are about all your failures.

  • @howardlevy4345
    @howardlevy4345 Před 5 lety +173

    Tyler is the Wizards personal 401k fund.

  • @roskinc
    @roskinc Před 5 lety +345

    Hoovies the type of guy who will touch something that has a big sign that says “HOT do not touch!”

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson Před 5 lety +15

      roskinc Hoovie...he’s never passed a “WET PAINT” sign with clean hands.

  • @JulianKapa
    @JulianKapa Před 5 lety +4

    Tyler's quirk: How he gets into an M5 (4:16)

  • @user-tw7fe2wl4l
    @user-tw7fe2wl4l Před 4 lety +1

    My father had a brown one and it’s so luxurious but it had light problems and we needed to change the compressor and air filter all the time - We lived in Dubai but still Japanese cars wont be affected in any way shape or form

  • @user-rs3lg6un4n
    @user-rs3lg6un4n Před 5 lety +874

    Thanos pump?

    • @GingerHamster19
      @GingerHamster19 Před 5 lety +19

      vanos

    • @Dr.Duck22
      @Dr.Duck22 Před 5 lety +18

      Thanks pump

    • @Foxxy_Steve
      @Foxxy_Steve Před 5 lety +49

      Ggaming Gavin *snap* half your life savings is gone in order to fix it

    • @mini4x
      @mini4x Před 5 lety

      VANOS :)

    • @thedirtbag7
      @thedirtbag7 Před 5 lety +30

      With one snap of his fingers half the valves will cease to exist

  • @johnulrich5572
    @johnulrich5572 Před 5 lety +187

    If I had a dollar for every dollar Hoover spent on cars I"d be rich.

    • @stephenplays560
      @stephenplays560 Před 5 lety +1

      Bruh you would only have like 59 dollars🤣🖐

    • @TheRzarectah
      @TheRzarectah Před 5 lety

      C

    • @christianmaschka
      @christianmaschka Před 5 lety +2

      That's how the car wizard makes a living

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII Před 5 lety +2

      Shit if I had a dollar for every 5 dollars Hoovie wasted on repairs I'd be happy.

    • @iosdeals
      @iosdeals Před 5 lety

      I'd rather have a dollar for every dollar Hoovie got from his dad working as a "manager"

  • @umaxen0048
    @umaxen0048 Před 4 lety +6

    Kilmer wouldn't touch your M5 with the removable, partially rusted, am/fm antenna off his 1980 Toyoda Celica...

  • @yeety1208
    @yeety1208 Před 4 lety +2

    When Doug popped up at the start,I was like w

  • @Anonymous-yy9ut
    @Anonymous-yy9ut Před 5 lety +301

    Press F for a prayer for his bank account.

  • @Anders_HeymSR30
    @Anders_HeymSR30 Před 5 lety +32

    It will be the clutch release bearing, there is an updated part. You will also need a new guide bushing, and an SMG adaptation. But fixable, especially with the Wizard behind you

    • @johnyp2967
      @johnyp2967 Před 5 lety +3

      It would probably best to check out the clutch and Flywheel whilst he's changing the thrust bearing. I brought a BMW with a worn thrust bearing and the dual mass flywheel was knackered aswell

  • @YouTubeHandlesAreStupid

    That was honestly the best intro ever for a Hoovie vid

  • @bimmerlife5452
    @bimmerlife5452 Před 4 lety

    Doug doesn’t know what’s his talking about truly is the best sedan ever made I have 07 is amazing can’t stop driving every time I change gears makes me happy smile in my face this car only need drive only every Saturday Sunday

  • @_baller
    @_baller Před 5 lety +112

    Well he's a wizard... A financial wizard

  • @theodor12
    @theodor12 Před 5 lety +57

    Daddy Doug is disappointed.

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev Před 5 lety

      Daddy Doug can complain about his Ford GT doors all day, LOL!

  • @WarriorsPhoto
    @WarriorsPhoto Před 4 lety +2

    I never really want to own one as a daily driver. As a weekend fun toy though, I am all over it!

  • @carsonkirkconnell1979
    @carsonkirkconnell1979 Před 5 lety

    Hi! I enjoy your videos a lot. Have you considered a hypermiling cross country trip on one of these specimens?💪

  • @jackwood8307
    @jackwood8307 Před 5 lety +154

    So the lesson here is if you want a BMW you need to lease it and dump it after a few years.

    • @shakarussanders9911
      @shakarussanders9911 Před 5 lety +9

      I don't know why people even bother with these cars my aunt has a 2013 m3 and she none stop has that thing in the shop! It's just not worth it

    • @MrCarGuy
      @MrCarGuy Před 5 lety +2

      @@shakarussanders9911 Oh, yeah. They don't bother to fix the issues with their products over time. Even with late model years like that.

    • @archibaldvonfookface7364
      @archibaldvonfookface7364 Před 5 lety +4

      The same goes for any German car.

    • @motorman857
      @motorman857 Před 5 lety +5

      Never keep a German, English, Italian car beyond it's bumper to bumper warranty. And, always have a dealer agree to a loaner car for when the cars in the shop.

    • @gyuck
      @gyuck Před 5 lety +3

      @@archibaldvonfookface7364 besides mercedes and porsche haha

  • @AutoAgitator
    @AutoAgitator Před 5 lety +131

    A race between Wizzards V10 and this V10 I say!

    • @firefist8511
      @firefist8511 Před 5 lety +1

      Wizards*

    • @yjhuoh
      @yjhuoh Před 5 lety +1

      they did this when the car was new: www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2007-audi-s6-vs-bmw-m5-m-b-e63-amg-comparison-test
      the real irony is the bmw came in last back then, before they even knew how much more unreliable it was than the cars that beat it.

    • @Gr0t0tter
      @Gr0t0tter Před 5 lety

      yjhuoh The Audi beat the M5 overall in test, but was so slow that they didn’t even both publishing its straight line 0-60 and quarter mile figures... the Audi’s motor is down on power, suffers higher drivetrain losses, and shifts through a slower box.
      A well-sorted E60 M5 SMG will walk a V10 S6 by quite some margin in a straight line race.

    • @Gr0t0tter
      @Gr0t0tter Před 5 lety

      www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/road-tests/reviews/a13037/2007-audi-s6-1/
      Here we go... R&T clocked a V10 S6 at a 5.1 0-60 and 13.5 @ 106.5 quarter mile - that’s waaaaay off the pace of an E60 M5

    • @MarkVinewood
      @MarkVinewood Před 5 lety

      @@Gr0t0tter And so it should since the M5's true opponent from Audi is the C6 RS6. You may be right that the SMG is a bit faster but in the end of the day, I would still put my money on the ZF6 in the Audi since these transmissions usually last longer than the cars themselves.

  • @DJSHaKa
    @DJSHaKa Před 4 lety +2

    8:10 - The computer is basically saying "Dont ever ever - ever ever ever - Everrrrr ever .... buy a BMW"

  • @joshbacon8241
    @joshbacon8241 Před 4 lety +2

    Scotty Kilmer be like: *”ENDLESS MONEY PIT!!!!!”*

  • @dtacrew561
    @dtacrew561 Před 5 lety +28

    Good move honestly the e60 m5 has a pure Motorsport engine none of the turbo crap out today once it's fixed you will have a v10 land missile that's cost as much as a brand new Kia Forte and you will love it trust me, As for the SMG transmission it was designed around track use and can be jerky around town or city driving but with a little bit of practice you can get it to behave rather nicely once functioning properly.
    Current BMW M engineer , and thanks for the awesome content

    • @dougie8010
      @dougie8010 Před 5 lety +2

      Agreed. Also, the smg is fine if you modulate the throttle when shifting. Like a motorbike without using the clutch.

    • @dtacrew561
      @dtacrew561 Před 5 lety +2

      lmao we do its just the people who buy them don't ever maintain them properly i have 180k on my 03 ///M3 and its fine as long as i continue to maintain it.

    • @phillylumberjak
      @phillylumberjak Před 5 lety

      @@dtacrew561 , I totally agree. I once had a 1985 bmw 325, when I purchased in the mid 90's it was well over 243k mi, I added 60k mi before Hurricane Andrew wipe her out :-( She ( my car/ my baby) died with 303k plus mi DUE to natural disaster.

  • @popanz25
    @popanz25 Před 5 lety +125

    Oil literally pissing out, Revs engine. 😂

  • @davidnguyen5028
    @davidnguyen5028 Před 5 lety +2

    Just sold my 2007 M5 two weeks ago, I kinda missed it already. I put about $3000 in parts on it, I did most of the work myself including two OEM throttle actuators. Drove it for 25,000 Miles (3years), I sold it for $500 more than what I paid. It didn’t have a clean title, but the miles are actual, it was never been in an accident, do you think I should have kept it? I loved the car.

  • @BobbyDaddy420
    @BobbyDaddy420 Před 4 lety

    Does the e60 550i with a V8 have the same issues with rod bearings an all like the the M5 an the E90 M3 ?

  • @johntyson
    @johntyson Před 5 lety +295

    An additional 7 to 11 grand and you’ll have yourself a kickass car for at least a week or two until something else breaks again. Sounds like a deal.

    • @rogerl7533
      @rogerl7533 Před 5 lety +1

      So true...

    • @ManOfAttitudeLP1998
      @ManOfAttitudeLP1998 Před 5 lety +12

      Best Engine Sound but shittiest reliability

    • @keith3025
      @keith3025 Před 5 lety +2

      But what a nice color, hey I own a five series,
      with less than 8 miles a day for work
      & having it's ass kissed at the dealer ship
      my ASS hurts and i"m not in to that stuff
      IF they want to build these things , quit out
      sourcing them to the lowest bidder and build
      a car that everyone hopes they could have.
      Build it and they will Come !

    • @tskk_NMSL
      @tskk_NMSL Před 5 lety +2

      but it 'll be the best two weeks of your life tho

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson Před 5 lety +5

      I ain’t hating. We traded my wife’s 528i for a Hyundai Sonata hybrid. That bimmer threw codes like my kids throw fits. Nicest piece of garbage we’ve ever owned. Wife has racked up 60k miles in 2 years on the Hyundai. Gas and oil changes every once in a while if we remember. No problems

  • @abelucious
    @abelucious Před 5 lety +78

    SMG = Shake My Gallbladder .

  • @devaneybraley8695
    @devaneybraley8695 Před 5 lety

    How much would it be to rebuild the transmission? And what other BMWs have that SMG transmission?

  • @losh330
    @losh330 Před 5 lety

    I KNEW he would buy one. It was just a matter of time. I left a comment on Doug's M5 video that Hoovie would buy one.