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  • CONAN Highlight: Can Jordan solve the clues to break out of the detective room before Conan snaps and kills him?
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  • @user-de7gh1qp4g
    @user-de7gh1qp4g Před 5 lety +18513

    Every room is an escape room with Jordan

    • @DukeJames
      @DukeJames Před 4 lety +116

      Ouch.

    • @LiveLocallyNow
      @LiveLocallyNow Před 4 lety +86

      BURN lol

    • @upper8975
      @upper8975 Před 4 lety +39

      *Every room is home with Jordan

    • @balyszamalaitis7527
      @balyszamalaitis7527 Před 4 lety +8

      @hi there lol i hate Jordan. Hes the kid whose mom told him that if he's a need and smart he'll get all the girls and when that obviously didn't work and the purple whi are funny (like conan) got the girls. He got extremely jealous

    • @justinnguyen27
      @justinnguyen27 Před 4 lety +6

      Nice profile

  • @lyao1914
    @lyao1914 Před 7 lety +19845

    Sometimes I forget Conan graduated from Harvard

    • @MsRickyawesome
      @MsRickyawesome Před 4 lety +306

      Well he was a writing at harvard

    • @gadgetboyplaysmc
      @gadgetboyplaysmc Před 4 lety +766

      Thats exactly what he wants actually. He doesnt want to be treated like "one of them" when he first started in the business.

    • @Okay-gn3zr
      @Okay-gn3zr Před 4 lety +267

      @Brimz He's booksmart

    • @1Nida
      @1Nida Před 4 lety +772

      I think his intelligence is very obvious. It makes sense that he did well academically.

    • @1Nida
      @1Nida Před 4 lety +241

      He started as a writer. He is not the only writer in show business with an ivy league education. Just the most famous.

  • @jtlovescodelyoko
    @jtlovescodelyoko Před 4 lety +11816

    I love this episode of Detective Conan

  • @ndacut827
    @ndacut827 Před 4 lety +7484

    When he said “this is real money, this game is bs” I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tejedagiogt
      @tejedagiogt Před 4 lety +15

      Kris MyLifeMatters same here 😂😂

    • @spector7029
      @spector7029 Před 4 lety +11

      Same 😂☠️

    • @kristi9417
      @kristi9417 Před 4 lety +67

      When he coughs and money appears 🤣

    • @Wave33221
      @Wave33221 Před 3 lety +3

      So bs means bullshit ahahaha now I know lol

    • @CMonty
      @CMonty Před 3 lety +11

      Best part of the whole remote

  • @Solodolomolobolo
    @Solodolomolobolo Před 7 lety +5382

    conan: "we did it"
    Jordan's face: "I did it"

    • @bulink2581
      @bulink2581 Před 5 lety +1

      Solomon Yim no we did it🤨

    • @kameo_kid
      @kameo_kid Před 4 lety +37

      Let’s be honest, the secretary prompted them a LOT

    • @phantomtq
      @phantomtq Před 4 lety +16

      @@kameo_kid she was literally telling them lol

    • @ZafrasF
      @ZafrasF Před 3 lety +10

      They both did it actually, without Conan bribing the secretary they would have been there a lot longer.

  • @Chimeratics
    @Chimeratics Před 9 lety +1729

    Conan could have an entire show of him just going out and doing shit and I would probably like it even more than I like his show already.

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 Před 9 lety +3

      Brett DiPasquale ya i never watch his actual show

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit Před 9 lety +5

      Brett DiPasquale You should check out Conan in Cuba! Super hilarious!

    • @anatole69
      @anatole69 Před 9 lety +1

      Brett DiPasquale Conan in Cuba.

    • @CoolsBreeze
      @CoolsBreeze Před 9 lety +3

      Brett DiPasquale His skits and comedy sketches are always golden even back in his late night days.

    • @kortexsirvasil
      @kortexsirvasil Před 9 lety +6

      Brett DiPasquale Really the guests is what's keeping him down - unless the guest happens to be Norm.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 Před 4 lety +5714

    "At this moment she's doing more than my assistant ever does."
    I'd defend Sona, but it's half true

  • @SlavMarine
    @SlavMarine Před 4 lety +6583

    when he finally said
    "Jordan did a really good job"
    that was the point, I think, when he finally lost it.
    he never says that.

    • @kaas323
      @kaas323 Před 4 lety +82

      And that is why he was trying to off himself. so you might be 100% correct :)

    • @NotYeatle
      @NotYeatle Před 4 lety +156

      Jordan did great on his various and numerous duties

    • @Blake25Rules
      @Blake25Rules Před 4 lety +23

      Same! I couldn’t stop laughing during the part at 7:52

    • @alphakay3917
      @alphakay3917 Před 4 lety +4

      1000th Like Your welcome i saw the likes at 999 but left it for you. Hope you're happy, I sure would be.

    • @sushigimme
      @sushigimme Před 4 lety +6

      It'd be sorta like Michael Scott complimenting Toby Flenderson.

  • @destinyawaitsx3
    @destinyawaitsx3 Před 9 lety +4513

    8:24 I love the joy on Jordan's face when they successfully beat the game!

    • @agilezero5457
      @agilezero5457 Před 9 lety +269

      destinyawaitsx3 Yep, "joy" indeed.

    • @aetheriality
      @aetheriality Před 9 lety +46

      destinyawaitsx3 WHAT JOY

    • @sartanko
      @sartanko Před 9 lety +164

      destinyawaitsx3
      And now we call him Joydan!

    • @Ayplus
      @Ayplus Před 9 lety +70

      destinyawaitsx3 Because Conan did nothing and he did all the work lol. . .

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline Před 9 lety +134

      destinyawaitsx3 He is indeed a very emotional Vulcan. I've never seen him so joyful before.

  • @BigEnoughUmbrella
    @BigEnoughUmbrella Před 9 lety +533

    "This is real money. This game is bullshit, this is real." lol

    • @KulDeeSak
      @KulDeeSak Před 9 lety +48

      ByggyBurger Really Sherlock? Great detective work there Columbo.

    • @Mrreeeeeemix
      @Mrreeeeeemix Před 9 lety +1

      Kul D. Sak i guess while we're ripping the words from the video we just watched we might as well saywhat we saw too
      conan is tall and lanky

    • @eSperViper
      @eSperViper Před 9 lety

      micglou Didn't know she had piggybanks for breasts lol

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast Před 9 lety +1

      BigEnoughUmbrella Money isn't real ever since we went off the gold standard.

  • @pranavl1695
    @pranavl1695 Před 4 lety +1370

    7:09 "I urinated in the file cabinet over there, that's a nice clue I left for the next guy" 😂😂

  • @masteru9239
    @masteru9239 Před 4 lety +1070

    “ I just solved one major problem “
    *reduces time* 😂😂💀

    • @VecessTV
      @VecessTV Před 4 lety +5

      MasterU LMFAO BRUH I WAS WEEAK

  • @rayyanchami4777
    @rayyanchami4777 Před 5 lety +4912

    That woman's face when Jordan explains the 1940's accent is priceless

    • @ext609
      @ext609 Před 3 lety +123

      her face is like *woah*

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 3 lety +10

      Even though he was completely wrong. It was not an affectation.
      czcams.com/video/Gpv_IkO_ZBU/video.html

    • @memegreg8041
      @memegreg8041 Před 3 lety +85

      @@jjryan1352 i believe the video you linked proved jordan's point, lol.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 3 lety +5

      @@memegreg8041 nope. It shows that they really talked like that, not an affectation as Jordan claimed. Maybe look up the definition of the word.

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 Před 3 lety +6

      @@memegreg8041 yeah seems like a quibbling difference.... If you were "formally school taught" English like this is it how you "naturally" speak or not? But that raises another issue....in a nation of immigrants English was a 2nd language for many and I'm sure many spoke with foreign accent interference as well as the many regional English dialects which survive to this day. It's true that forced government schooling was a way to homogenize all these immigrants into being "Americans". Is it possible that this was more common only in places like NYC where a lot of the media and music of the time was made, so it appears to be more common than it was?

  • @CravonMoorehead
    @CravonMoorehead Před 7 lety +2947

    How someone is able to keep a str8 face around conan is beyond me

    • @emjayay
      @emjayay Před 5 lety +29

      Editing.

    • @skeletonrowdie1768
      @skeletonrowdie1768 Před 5 lety +5

      this is why jordan doesn't get fired :p

    • @flamingravenmc4058
      @flamingravenmc4058 Před 5 lety +50

      @Hi Welcome to Chili's no he's broken character several times

    • @thakursoham13
      @thakursoham13 Před 5 lety +20

      @@flamingravenmc4058 ur missing an imp point he is an executive producer 😂
      With a job designation - various numerous production handling
      So don't judge him by his acting skills, he is doing actually great!

    • @xnoreq
      @xnoreq Před 4 lety +2

      @@flamingravenmc4058 Jordan sometimes laughing isn't breaking character, duh. He's not a total robot. He's laughed openly and unedited before.

  • @purpleodyssey6850
    @purpleodyssey6850 Před 4 lety +905

    This was like a weird episode of Sherlock Holmes and Dr.Watson high on cocaine.

    • @elfacosmosa
      @elfacosmosa Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/L1B6x12_G6g/video.html

    • @harrybjr
      @harrybjr Před 3 lety +37

      Holmes did take a lot of cocaine in the books, so not that weird

    • @keithpatrick156
      @keithpatrick156 Před 3 lety +12

      One was on cocaine, the other on ritalin

    • @JesusChristisLORDrepent
      @JesusChristisLORDrepent Před 2 lety +7

      Back in that day they thought that was medicine

    • @RolandmaddogDeschain
      @RolandmaddogDeschain Před 4 měsíci +1

      ​@@JesusChristisLORDrepent In the books he was portrayed as an addict and Watson was trying to get him to quit

  • @aragornn23
    @aragornn23 Před 4 lety +1850

    I love when Conan started talking in a 1940s accent. It was so genuine. Hes really a one of a kind comedian.

    • @redwolfe7049
      @redwolfe7049 Před 3 lety +29

      This is right up his alley. It works so well.

    • @jiyama
      @jiyama Před 2 lety +19

      @Bryan Daly *wow.. you love taking fun out of everything*

    • @famguy218
      @famguy218 Před 2 lety +1

      I think he used to have a Boston accent before going to the media

    • @KaitainCPS
      @KaitainCPS Před rokem +4

      He’s just doing an Edward G Robinson accent.

    • @deegee1230
      @deegee1230 Před rokem +3

      I truly loved it when he did his 40’s accent … see 😂

  • @jwpolar
    @jwpolar Před 9 lety +478

    6:55
    Schlansky - "Maintain your focus"
    Conan - "Airplane!"
    Am I the only one that busted out laughing? lol

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 Před 9 lety +6

      Lol nope

    • @lawlx4xan
      @lawlx4xan Před 9 lety +1

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    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 Před 9 lety +2

      mellenias laugh at stuff like that

    • @justanotherguyful
      @justanotherguyful Před 9 lety

      jwpolar bosscade.com/c?r=yKf1cS5ab

    • @sorrowsmiles13
      @sorrowsmiles13 Před 9 lety +1

      jwpolar "Burn!" lol

  • @nitarsh
    @nitarsh Před 9 lety +1276

    This 9 mins worth of material was more funny than the last two episodes of The Big Bang Theory.

    • @CurbUrEnthusiazm
      @CurbUrEnthusiazm Před 9 lety +67

      The entire season 8 of the Big Bang is utterly disappointing... Smh

    • @nitarsh
      @nitarsh Před 9 lety +26

      Agree, you could criticize the Brits for a lot of things but atleast they know when to stop (Monty Python, The Office(UK) etc..)

    • @TDog14126
      @TDog14126 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** you are so right

    • @TDog14126
      @TDog14126 Před 9 lety +2

      ***** I stopped watching as much as I did after Michael went off with Holly. I would catch some here and there, but it just wasn't the same.

    • @basicallyiamthebest
      @basicallyiamthebest Před 9 lety

      But I still think its the number one sitcom and you can't really compare anything to conan cuz the show is too awesome

  • @babbisp1
    @babbisp1 Před 4 lety +4716

    6:28 I just realized this woman is extremely tall. She's standing next to Conan with no heels.

  • @r.e.d.docena5957
    @r.e.d.docena5957 Před 3 lety +712

    4:42 "Yes, she got an eye piercing that doesnt go along with the 1940s..."
    This scene cracked me up. XD

  • @bicboirolf9600
    @bicboirolf9600 Před 8 lety +5356

    Jordan: Maintain your focus
    Conan: Aeroplane 😱
    😂😂😂😂

  • @connorblake7487
    @connorblake7487 Před 5 lety +2679

    6:42 No laughs at the "Get out of the way!!"
    "Why do you get physical?"
    By far the funniest part for me.

    • @blod9862
      @blod9862 Před 3 lety +35

      Just waiting for a fanfic ngl

    • @Mitreme
      @Mitreme Před 3 lety +16

      100% was the best part

    • @dustinday4188
      @dustinday4188 Před 3 lety +2

      Love your profile pic :) MM is the best band that ever was

    • @michellcedeno9170
      @michellcedeno9170 Před 3 lety +18

      I know! Jordan is so cute in this video 🥺

    • @nondescriptbeing5944
      @nondescriptbeing5944 Před 9 měsíci

      lmao I wonder if they ever talked about boundaries like in the stripper one with Jordan or if Conan just does this

  • @user-cu2sk2lc1f
    @user-cu2sk2lc1f Před 4 lety +592

    " why do you get physical? "
    " we're falling apart at the seams. "

    • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
      @AlexSmith-tz2lf Před 4 lety +17

      This is a mechanical device. It won't reason with logic.

    • @jawhar5677
      @jawhar5677 Před 4 lety +11

      @@AlexSmith-tz2lf you are a mechanical device and you don't reason with logic

    • @gagankarna9273
      @gagankarna9273 Před 4 lety +9

      @@jawhar5677 Burn!

  • @NinjaTowTow
    @NinjaTowTow Před 4 lety +636

    “We’re falling apart at the seams.” Idk how that didn’t get an audience laugh, that was hilarious in Jordan’s lifeless voice hahaha.

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec Před 3 lety +1

      Dude there’s no audience laughing, it’s a laugh track

    • @ryanthomas49
      @ryanthomas49 Před 3 lety +12

      @@realprisec what is a light track? Do you mean laugh track? Because it IS a live audience.

    • @realprisec
      @realprisec Před 3 lety +1

      @@ryanthomas49 laugh track my bad

    • @fathergabrielstokes4706
      @fathergabrielstokes4706 Před 3 lety +27

      @@realprisec It's an actual audience

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 Před rokem

      @@fathergabrielstokes4706 no.

  • @Kevb0ardGames
    @Kevb0ardGames Před 9 lety +1836

    OMFG havent seen the video yet but MORE FUCKING Schlansky!!!!!!!!

    • @SuperFastEddies
      @SuperFastEddies Před 9 lety +14

      Kevb0ardGames I'm with ya

    • @austinp0rk46
      @austinp0rk46 Před 9 lety +16

      I can't tell if ur excited or complaining lol

    • @jandrade570
      @jandrade570 Před 9 lety +31

      Austin123p0rk you must have a hard time with women

    • @LiberalAsLordChrist
      @LiberalAsLordChrist Před 9 lety +4

      Kevb0ardGames I want Conan's life

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline Před 9 lety +3

      Kevb0ardGames I think there are about 5 other skits with him in it. I just watched them all for the first time today, then I get a surprise and this one gets posted.

  • @InspectorCallahan.44
    @InspectorCallahan.44 Před 8 lety +357

    Jordan: "maintain your focus"
    Conan: "airplane"

  • @anthonyvillanueva5226
    @anthonyvillanueva5226 Před 4 lety +1460

    Conan O'Brien. Harvard graduate. Forgets how a clock works.

    • @El_Crazyknight
      @El_Crazyknight Před 4 lety +128

      In his defense its a countdown timer not a clock.For a moment thinking it was a clock he was doing it right.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před 4 lety +1

      @@El_Crazyknight I mean, it's not that hard to tell the difference. A clock has two (sometimes three) hands. A countdown clock usually has one when it's only used for an hour. Plus, one moves clockwise, while the other is counterclockwise. It obviously was a bit (hilarious bit, since Jordan mentioned conan's academics comment)

    • @El_Crazyknight
      @El_Crazyknight Před 4 lety +23

      @@jkap34 Anyone can have a brain fart in a moment like this.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před 4 lety +5

      @@El_Crazyknight yeah, but conan also was a writer for the Simpson's and hosted late night, his assistant complains about how everything he does is a bit. Conan bleeds comedy. I think it was a bit, you have your own thoughts, and I respect that. To each his own. 🙂

    • @El_Crazyknight
      @El_Crazyknight Před 4 lety

      @@jkap34 Yeah , I know almostt everything he does is a bit just saying that anyone no matter how smart can have a brain fart on a situation like this. But yeah I know he acts funny and stupid all the time for the constant comedy routine.

  • @kristi9417
    @kristi9417 Před 4 lety +273

    5:45 cracked me up 🤣 "Look Dame!" The way he just yells everything

    • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
      @AlexSmith-tz2lf Před 4 lety +12

      You're not allowed to damage anything in here.

    • @partikelsmusic
      @partikelsmusic Před 3 lety +4

      Dame ist german and means: Lady / Eine hübsche Dame = A pretty lady.

    • @laughinghyenastudios8380
      @laughinghyenastudios8380 Před rokem +2

      I love how when he throws the chair it barley makes a sound

    • @Butterratbee
      @Butterratbee Před 9 měsíci

      @@laughinghyenastudios8380because it landed on the cushioned back, padding and leather shouldn’t make much sound

  • @dylanmacgyver9998
    @dylanmacgyver9998 Před 7 lety +1984

    "if i tie my belt along this pipe i could probably hang myself, so we're making progress"

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 Před 9 lety +3466

    No locked room can defeat Jordan "Sherlock" Schlansky.

    • @mathew633man
      @mathew633man Před 9 lety +56

      Mariko True he is kind of a sociopath too. a high-functioning sociopath

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Před 9 lety +68

      Matt I believe you're thinking of "psychopath." Because I've yet to see Jordan revel in someone else's pain.
      That would be Conan.

    • @mathew633man
      @mathew633man Před 9 lety +54

      LunarD3A7H He's not a psychopath, he's a high-functioning sociopath. do your research. anderson, you lower the IQ of the whole street. quit thinking, face the wall, and let me get into my mind palace.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Před 9 lety +9

      Matt Sociopaths can feel guilt and other varied emotions.
      Psychopaths cannot.
      I was just here for a little light convesation, but if you insist on insulting everyone you meet, then I'll gladly tussle.
      Only an idiot would think you can make an entire street of people's IQ go down just from not knowing *one* thing. I imagine you're the kind of irrational *sociopath* that sits in his room all day getting angry at strangers who talk to him.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Před 9 lety +12

      Matt Oh.. and do *YOUR* research next time, you fucking twit.

  • @dutchdevilxl2999
    @dutchdevilxl2999 Před 4 lety +2865

    I would have liked to see conan actually try

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 Před 4 lety +319

      But then it wouldn't be comedy gold.

    • @hattthecat
      @hattthecat Před 4 lety +393

      He's a smart guy he would've beat it with Jordan if he tried

    • @soosv7345
      @soosv7345 Před 4 lety +73

      he graduated from Harvard he would have done it pretty easily

    • @corruptpixel8441
      @corruptpixel8441 Před 4 lety +188

      @@soosv7345 He graduated in history, not detective work

    • @soosv7345
      @soosv7345 Před 4 lety +121

      @@corruptpixel8441 none of the stuff is actual detective work

  • @saipabbati1983
    @saipabbati1983 Před 2 lety +607

    I like how Jordan recognised that Conan is quite intelligent. Most people forget that despite acting like a jester, Conan is a Harvard graduate and class valedictorian.

    • @Rotisiv
      @Rotisiv Před rokem +24

      You do realize that just because you’ve graduated from Harvard or Oxford that doesn’t mean you’re intelligent right?

    • @saipabbati1983
      @saipabbati1983 Před rokem +106

      @@Rotisiv Of course not. But I think it’s safe to say that the average Harvard graduate is more intelligent than the average Joe.

    • @john_smith_john
      @john_smith_john Před rokem +48

      @@Rotisiv I'm sure you've experienced Harvard and Oxford yourself and clearly learned this firsthand.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 Před rokem +4

      I’m pretty sure Jordan realizes that Conan is intelligent, despite this game

    • @unwishfulthink
      @unwishfulthink Před rokem +4

      I read on the Internet that Conan's IQ is 160. I will be shocked if it's anything less.

  • @samspamable
    @samspamable Před 9 lety +946

    Schlansky videos are like heroin for my eyes and soul.
    "He's like the Spock to my Kirk." That's the perfect simile.

    • @crimsonxtide50
      @crimsonxtide50 Před 9 lety +6

      sam frame Jordan dressed up as Spock in a triumph star wars skit

    • @hitachicordoba
      @hitachicordoba Před 8 lety +8

      +sam frame and like the Pilkington to his Gervais

  • @uwuben
    @uwuben Před 8 lety +2216

    "YOU'RE A MECHANICAL DEVICE! YOU CAN'T REASON WITH LOGIC!"..."burn."
    I CANNOT TAKE THIS

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Před 5 lety +4

      Absolutely hilarious, and eerily true.

    • @Dflowen
      @Dflowen Před 5 lety +1

      OOOH AIRPLANE. XD

  • @ITSJFE
    @ITSJFE Před 2 lety +605

    The main thing I love about Jordan is no matter how silly Conan is, he literally never laughs at anything. and that in itself is hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @Peter_1986
      @Peter_1986 Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah, Conan can get however hysterical he wants, and Jordan will still just stand there and look like "...seriously?". xD

    • @user-ol5bj4dm2v
      @user-ol5bj4dm2v Před 2 lety +26

      It's called a comic foil and for millenia it's been a way to create comedic situations by contrasting characters of opposite virtues. Jordan is the rational, serious one and Conan is the silly, comical one. Any given scene is set by Jordan, who establishes a mundane view of the situation which is then subverted by Conan, who tears it all down. It never fails, which is why it's so repeatable and ubiquitous across comedic media.

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- Před 2 lety +11

      "He literally never laughs at anything". Well that's not true. There are videos, even one compilation where Jordan laughs a lot. Much of that gets edited out.

    • @ytsn_THE_OG
      @ytsn_THE_OG Před rokem +9

      He breaks character from time to time

    • @Hewbroc
      @Hewbroc Před rokem +4

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v Is that you, Jordan?

  • @gregm5275
    @gregm5275 Před 4 lety +1367

    “I’m not falling apart! I’m the only one here that really knows what he’s doing!”
    “Maintain your focus.”
    “Airplane...”

  • @jaridkeen123
    @jaridkeen123 Před 5 lety +3891

    Why do I feel like this his how Conan acts in real life?

    • @rangothejedi7947
      @rangothejedi7947 Před 3 lety +23

      Lol good point

    • @maryclark6661
      @maryclark6661 Před 3 lety +58

      Probably not, he wouldn’t get very far in his career if he did. It is funny though.

    • @jakubvantroba
      @jakubvantroba Před 3 lety +235

      @@maryclark6661 Didn't he actually get this far with his career because he is acting this way? 😅

    • @jvvayne555
      @jvvayne555 Před 3 lety +30

      I feel he does but probably picked his moments

    • @shroomiestshroom3655
      @shroomiestshroom3655 Před 3 lety +46

      he's a lot like jim carey or robin williams, he's putting on a front most of the time, from cell phone footage i've seen he does act similar in the office, but to see the real him just watch the 60minutes interview after he lost the tonight show, i think thats more the real conan.

  • @hey4horses517
    @hey4horses517 Před 7 lety +1711

    Conan: "I urinated in the filing cabinet 5 minutes ago. It's a nice clue for the next guy." 🗄😂

    • @Dan-or3ls
      @Dan-or3ls Před 5 lety +1

      clue rhymes with jordan likes to sniff glue

  • @brofenix
    @brofenix Před 2 lety +121

    That's actually pretty amazing Jordan solved all those puzzles in 1 hour & 37 minutes, seemingly all on his own. I'm not sure I could have.

  • @halfshim
    @halfshim Před 4 lety +158

    0:39
    Conan: take off ur sunglasses
    Jordan: We're standing outside in Southern California
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @JITCompilation
    @JITCompilation Před 8 lety +1644

    I swear, I have never laughed so hard so continuously throughout any video

    • @DWQJVB
      @DWQJVB Před 8 lety +22

      Quit swearing, or else I will report you.

    • @ITSFRICKENADAM
      @ITSFRICKENADAM Před 8 lety +11

      your swearing is extremely offensive. i may also report you if you do not knock it off.

    • @mateozeppelin
      @mateozeppelin Před 8 lety +9

      +Juan Mendoza MENDOZZAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (Mcbain)

    • @lill5962
      @lill5962 Před 8 lety +6

      +Juan Mendoza watch don't laugh or smile challenge.

    • @piacare
      @piacare Před 7 lety +21

      Watch Conan and Jordan Schlansky goes to couples therapy.After that you will have to rescind your statement.

  • @itsjeron164
    @itsjeron164 Před 7 lety +740

    Jordan:Maintain your focus
    Conan:Airplane 😂😂

  • @woodlandcreaturefeature2832
    @woodlandcreaturefeature2832 Před 4 lety +342

    "maintain focus!"
    "aihrrrrrplane!!!"
    where's my ADHD squad?!

    • @keyzmi
      @keyzmi Před 3 lety +5

      Here! Sorry, one year late, I procrastinated a bit.... ooo airplane!!

  • @shubhamgoel1806
    @shubhamgoel1806 Před 3 lety +60

    love how careful Jordan is with his glasses, taking them off of the frame rather than the side to increase its longevity despite pressure from conan

  • @specimen9831
    @specimen9831 Před 7 lety +548

    The spock to Kirk joke is insanely accurate

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 Před 6 lety +5

      Lol Yeah I thought about that after he said it and it's hilarious how true it is.

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa Před 6 lety +8

      They even look like them!!!

  • @officer401
    @officer401 Před 5 lety +1829

    Poor Conan....dude couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

    • @sinoconcebollas5880
      @sinoconcebollas5880 Před 2 lety +2

      You were here

    • @sean123888
      @sean123888 Před 2 lety +6

      And he’s a Harvard graduate

    • @doffymingo2187
      @doffymingo2187 Před 2 lety +7

      Well hello Officer 401, never expected you to be binge watching Conan like the rest of us 😂 Love your videos btw

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 Před 2 lety +3

      @@sean123888
      Degrees don't mean anything. That's why Start-Ups are booming.

    • @plo9458
      @plo9458 Před 2 lety +1

      @@matchbox1275 He has an iq of 160

  • @josie9306
    @josie9306 Před 2 lety +54

    I wish I could tell Conan how much he's helped me to feel happy and deal with depression. Maybe someday I'll write him a letter. And Jordan.

  • @XenoLife
    @XenoLife Před 4 lety +175

    Their relationship is like Michael and Toby from the office

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 Před 4 lety +8

      Xeno-Life no, their relationship is like Jim and Dwight from The Office. Js

    • @charliechao3625
      @charliechao3625 Před 4 lety +1

      @@localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 i was just gonna say the same thing

    • @mil_snav3872
      @mil_snav3872 Před 4 lety +1

      Xeno-Life I was thinking the same thing

    • @mil_snav3872
      @mil_snav3872 Před 4 lety +1

      And the guy who’s chair he took and threw

    • @kieranmaguire3293
      @kieranmaguire3293 Před 4 lety +1

      Why do they do have to be characters from the office. Neither of them are even anything like any office characters

  • @Jay-qh6uv
    @Jay-qh6uv Před 8 lety +3355

    I ship Conan and Jordan
    the greatest bromance of our time

  • @SHANKDAWGBABY
    @SHANKDAWGBABY Před 9 lety +794

    Yessss! Finally some more schlansky shenanigans

    • @violetsnotviolence
      @violetsnotviolence Před 9 lety +82

      Shank Montgomery I guess you could say they're schlenanigans.... I'll let myself out.

    • @007NowOnline
      @007NowOnline Před 9 lety

      Shank Montgomery Indeed

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku Před 9 lety +1

      violetsnotviolence Do you have a belt nearby?

    • @MRLONG758
      @MRLONG758 Před 9 lety +1

      violetsnotviolence lol *slaps knees*

    • @SHANKDAWGBABY
      @SHANKDAWGBABY Před 9 lety +1

      violetsnotviolence lol

  • @ahillmann
    @ahillmann Před 4 lety +16

    8:25 I've never seen Jordan that full of joy.

  • @thomasgreen1557
    @thomasgreen1557 Před 4 lety +87

    "Her name is sona and watches the bachelor alot at her desk" lol

  • @Sweezlballin
    @Sweezlballin Před 9 lety +608

    MORE SCHLANSKY REMOTES PLEASE!

    • @shortmotions
      @shortmotions Před 9 lety +19

      Michael Phoenix You look pretty good.

  • @igano111
    @igano111 Před 8 lety +3423

    - That's the first thing we have to do, is to...
    - We're wasting time I've read this thing three times already we've already lost five minutes it's twenty percent of our time we need to work quickly we need to work quickly and survey the room there are many objects here it's visually stimulating and very complex I think we need to break this down and understand what lies ahead of us.
    classic Jordan

    • @shellsy515
      @shellsy515 Před 8 lety +3

      lol

    • @Fakieslappy
      @Fakieslappy Před 8 lety +7

      +igano111 whattttttaa guy

    • @MrFysik
      @MrFysik Před 8 lety +26

      Speaks like an engineer.

    • @ryndym
      @ryndym Před 8 lety +9

      +Jacob Zeranski they were aiming for 46 minutes. not that it still makes 20% tho.

    • @poontang3zizo
      @poontang3zizo Před 8 lety +5

      +rndm Yeah that would be 11%

  • @mahnillagk
    @mahnillagk Před 4 lety +156

    “Conan Focus”
    Conan: Airplanes

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Před 3 lety +22

    1:50
    Conan: "He takes the fun out of everything"
    Stephanie: *nods*

  • @boy638
    @boy638 Před 9 lety +5745

    Finally another outing with Jordan Schlanskeeeeee :D

    • @YouMadBruh420
      @YouMadBruh420 Před 9 lety +1

      The producer was acting right?? He Really isn't that annoying in real life or other skit's is he??? The producer kinda killed the video for me to be honest :/

    • @boy638
      @boy638 Před 9 lety +18

      im pretty sure that's really how he is in real life, conan said so many times and there's even a reddit thread from him and his colleagues saying so

    • @Skelly5962
      @Skelly5962 Před 9 lety +5

      Aloc Kush You are hopeless

    • @YouMadBruh420
      @YouMadBruh420 Před 9 lety

      Boo Ninny Well fuck you to! I don't watch Conan on T.V at all and i am new to this channel. Sooooo no need to be a dick, i don't know WTF is going on????

    • @YouMadBruh420
      @YouMadBruh420 Před 9 lety +1

      boy638 Thank you for the info buddy, and the positive reply back! :D Thank's again :)

  • @mrsmekae
    @mrsmekae Před 7 lety +790

    "Look DAME! Im getting prettu hot and bothered. See? We need answers! See?"

    • @CaedisHa
      @CaedisHa Před 5 lety +7

      mrsmekae he says SI! Thats yes for Spanish

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 Před 5 lety +37

      @@CaedisHa No, he doesn't.

    • @lotaryguy12
      @lotaryguy12 Před 5 lety +20

      @@CaedisHa

    • @CaedisHa
      @CaedisHa Před 5 lety +2

      As a Kite .... it was a joke....

    • @bigeyesbuddhist5459
      @bigeyesbuddhist5459 Před 5 lety +28

      @@CaedisHa yeah everything's a joke when you're wrong

  • @hyperakt1v
    @hyperakt1v Před 4 lety +76

    "Can you take your sunglasses off?" We're standing outside in southern California"

  • @jomocheatham
    @jomocheatham Před 4 lety +61

    All of the Conan and Jordan segments should immediately be archived at the Smithsonian, the Broadcasters Hall of Fame and the National Archives.

  • @harrisonjananto91
    @harrisonjananto91 Před 7 lety +3272

    i binge watched almost every conan remote/clueless gamer and a bunch of other stuff...man he really is the best talk show host...gets me to laugh every time and i can never get enough!!

    • @Theforeveraloneguy
      @Theforeveraloneguy Před 7 lety +62

      Dude is seriously funny.

    • @multimattvideos
      @multimattvideos Před 7 lety +41

      harrison jananto Same i used to think he wasn't great for some reason until i started watching his video now he is on my top 3 of current talk show hosts

    • @averagewarcrimeenjoyer1855
      @averagewarcrimeenjoyer1855 Před 7 lety +4

      MULTIMATT same

    • @ryaniggy4820
      @ryaniggy4820 Před 6 lety +9

      Broadway.4me Top three of CURRENT talk show hosts? I feel as if that isn't the greatest compliment considering who all the other current talk show hosts are...

    • @Crimethoughtfull
      @Crimethoughtfull Před 6 lety +5

      Well, he does great skits, but so far as "talk show host" who actually has great "talk show" entertainment w/o the need for these kinds of skits (fun as they are), it is hands-down Graham Norton.

  • @MrMusikBeast
    @MrMusikBeast Před 8 lety +695

    I vote for a buddy cop movie with Schlansky and Conan

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Před 5 lety +2

      Autism and ADHD, the perfect pairing!
      _(P.S. That's a joke about common comorbidity between the two, not a joke at the expense of either autistic people or people with ADHD, which I'm taking the time to note since I have both and it's_ super _tedious when people use the conditions, especially the former, as "edgy" internet insults.)_

  • @mdh8320
    @mdh8320 Před 4 lety +87

    4:10 Conan: THIS IS HARD! THIS IS REALLY HARD!!!

  • @shmavster4209
    @shmavster4209 Před 4 lety +52

    Jordan: Maintain your focus!
    Conan: aIRpLaNE

  • @thekingofnorway3465
    @thekingofnorway3465 Před 8 lety +261

    "you do that, I'm gonna start chewing gum"

  • @L16htW4rr10r
    @L16htW4rr10r Před 8 lety +1570

    Jordan looks like The main character from LA Noire. XD

    • @ScootyBooty
      @ScootyBooty Před 8 lety +1

      Jason DeRulo?

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Před 8 lety

      +cum on in slaem n welcum 2 teh jam Maybe? I dont remember.

    • @Murtagh653
      @Murtagh653 Před 8 lety +16

      +L16htW4rr10r Cole Phelps, the other guy is trolling.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Před 8 lety

      +Murtagh653 Oh okay. Thank you for the info! :)

    • @Murtagh653
      @Murtagh653 Před 8 lety +3

      You're welcome

  • @1023Endurance
    @1023Endurance Před 2 lety +10

    Until yesterday, I had never heard the name Jordan Schlansky. Today, I have watched every one of these videos on the youtube

  • @dhruvyadav780
    @dhruvyadav780 Před 3 lety +19

    Ugh I am so jealous of conan's kids because they get to see this every day

    • @mohammedouallal2
      @mohammedouallal2 Před 2 lety

      You see an angle that his kids will never see. That's the difference!

  • @raptorhead1337
    @raptorhead1337 Před 9 lety +498

    Detective Conan?

    • @calvinpham8307
      @calvinpham8307 Před 9 lety +9

      raptorhead you need more likes!!!

    • @narutopet112
      @narutopet112 Před 9 lety

      Hahaha yes! shinjitsu wa hitotsu!

    • @thinhvo3893
      @thinhvo3893 Před 9 lety

      raptorhead I live u for saying that :D

    • @thinhvo3893
      @thinhvo3893 Před 9 lety

      Thinh Vo love

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 Před 9 lety +1

      raptorhead I would have never realized it if not for this comment

  • @GramajoDarvin
    @GramajoDarvin Před 7 lety +200

    "You're wasting time. I read this at least 3 times" 😂😂😂

  • @pablosonic892
    @pablosonic892 Před 3 lety +31

    I could watch easily a 100 episode 5 season run in one marathon session on just this skit premise alone. Brilliant.

  • @withalittlehelpfrom3
    @withalittlehelpfrom3 Před 2 lety +12

    I’m literally Conan in any Escape Room: clueless, and constantly doing bits.
    Glad he brought Jordan with him to actually stay on task!

  • @julien362
    @julien362 Před 8 lety +143

    Her face when Schlansky calls Conan's accent a media affectation...xD

  • @Culuf
    @Culuf Před 8 lety +904

    This is who I think Jordan Schlansky is when he's not directed to act "obnoxious".
    He never rattled off inane statistics here. Just a splendid problem solver under Conan's pressures.
    This is most likely why he's the associate producer.

    • @Sticklemako
      @Sticklemako Před 8 lety +47

      +Culuf Gom And he is really good lookin, Am I being shallow? YES!!

    • @iamjp1
      @iamjp1 Před 7 lety +12

      at around 1:39 he did kind of mention a fact

    • @Culuf
      @Culuf Před 7 lety +4

      jp kinsella Not a statistic though ;) I'm pretty sure that part was scripted too. Schlansky usually looks to the side. They probably bring cue cards with them.

    • @iamjp1
      @iamjp1 Před 7 lety +10

      +Culuf Gom well i hardly ever hear him list statistics, usually just obscure facts

    • @nik6431
      @nik6431 Před 5 lety +20

      It's not an act. He said in an AMA on Reddit that he never knows Conan is coming and the interactions you see on camera are exactly the same as off camera

  • @ryanthomas49
    @ryanthomas49 Před 3 lety +9

    It was so sweet when Conan hugged her at the end. Conan is so kind.

  • @bakpiamanis3637
    @bakpiamanis3637 Před 2 lety +8

    Jordan : " Maintain your Focus! "
    Conan : " _Airplane_ 👁👄👁 "

  • @rhcpguitarar
    @rhcpguitarar Před 9 lety +138

    Anything with Jordan Schlansky is absolute gold.

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels Před 7 lety +599

    "I think with my power of deduction and your sense of humor, this should make for a great youtube video"

  • @remalbarn6049
    @remalbarn6049 Před 4 lety +9

    8:31
    Jordan's look after Conan said, "We did it".

  • @nathan-ls8yw
    @nathan-ls8yw Před 4 lety +120

    Jordan does not need to whip the glasses off.....he already looks like a contract killer

  • @runeplate123
    @runeplate123 Před 9 lety +526

    Without Schlansky conan would of been there for eternity.

    • @multiplemike
      @multiplemike Před 9 lety +111

      runeplate123 Without Schlansky, he would've tried to hang himself, and get free mouth to mouth cpr from the secretary

    • @Dhujdic
      @Dhujdic Před 9 lety +23

      runeplate123 Conan is highly intelligent, I'm sure he would have done fine, but its certainly more entertaining with Schlansky there

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit Před 9 lety +15

      runeplate123 For the shows humor maybe but Conan graduated from Harvard so I very much doubt he would be there that long and you can tell Jordan knows Conan is quite intelligent because he mentioned it @1:07.

    • @gray007nl
      @gray007nl Před 9 lety +6

      Simply Ecks In history and literature though which have very little to do with logical reasoning and problem solving.

    • @simplyecksplicit
      @simplyecksplicit Před 9 lety +3

      Johan Hoekstra Yeah but you doubt you'd get to attend Harvard if you didn't have some level of reasoning and/or problem solving or if those skills were average to little.

  • @HUMFREX
    @HUMFREX Před 7 lety +581

    1:09 i think that woman just fell in love with jordan.

  • @amannougrahiya3913
    @amannougrahiya3913 Před 4 lety +84

    Watching this during the lockdown. Got scared when he coughed on the notes :D

  • @AV-db5fb
    @AV-db5fb Před rokem +3

    Now you have 10 minutes left

  • @ravinp371
    @ravinp371 Před 5 lety +161

    "You're a mechanical device" LMAO Conan is losing it

  • @JasonPassaro
    @JasonPassaro Před 5 lety +548

    Conan might be the funniest person of all time...His wit and ability to adapt to any situation is unparalleled. Plus he's been doing it for over 20 years. No one else can keep up that intensity.

  • @cookingwithghosts1012
    @cookingwithghosts1012 Před 3 lety +6

    6:20 “this is real money, this game is bullshit” 😂😂

  • @angelwarrior_3067
    @angelwarrior_3067 Před 4 lety +15

    Conan "I am the only one that knows what he is doing
    1 seconds later...
    Conan: *airplane*

  • @nunyabiznez4408
    @nunyabiznez4408 Před 8 lety +185

    Conan is way more entertaining than the "jimmies".

  • @divefraggle
    @divefraggle Před 5 lety +125

    "He's the Spock to my Kirk." Awesome

  • @katiepetersen7489
    @katiepetersen7489 Před 4 lety +146

    Maintain your focus!
    Airplane...

    • @Toulouse41000
      @Toulouse41000 Před 4 lety +3

      i love the timing he was going to get this airplane before jordan said anything

  • @TViitaharju
    @TViitaharju Před 2 lety +13

    6 years late, but Jordan could escape that room in various ways

  • @Ookamikage13
    @Ookamikage13 Před 7 lety +212

    I cracked up so hard when the secretary actress said, "Now you have ten minutes." LMFAO.
    And his Conan's producer going like, "You're falling apart at the seams."
    "Maintain your focus" followed by "Airplane!"

  • @baileysaye1990
    @baileysaye1990 Před 7 lety +341

    Why do you get physical?😂😂😂

  • @lylenazareno2563
    @lylenazareno2563 Před 4 lety +33

    At first, I don't know why they like jordan but when conan starts a joke and jordan didn't even laugh or smile and just making a plain face starts to crack me up more.

  • @thebeyonder8814
    @thebeyonder8814 Před 2 lety +24

    3:39 that reaction of Conan is amazing 😂

  • @mikasaackermann8736
    @mikasaackermann8736 Před 5 lety +32

    7:59 this is such a mood for me

  • @alanweak
    @alanweak Před 9 lety +61

    Each Schlansky bit gets better and better. Please keep it up haha.

  • @highspeedfistfight
    @highspeedfistfight Před 4 lety +37

    The Conan show never fails to cheer me up. I loved watching the Lady trying not to burst out laughing.

  • @josiahp.6960
    @josiahp.6960 Před rokem +8

    "You're falling apart at the seams." That sounds like a real response to Conan's line, if he'd said it with a bit of spunk.