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  • Jordan's getting married soon, so Conan decides to throw him a surprise stag party. Bring on the Jäger and strippers!
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  • @zipgow
    @zipgow Před 8 lety +27807

    When Jordan replied, "You," my heart broke.

    • @aab695
      @aab695 Před 8 lety +2107

      +Brian C ikr i wish conan stopped being a jackass for that one moment

    • @unterbawr
      @unterbawr Před 8 lety +802

      I thought he said "Hugh"

    • @natmaka
      @natmaka Před 8 lety +342

      Then (from 0:52 on) Conan facial expressions are Kennedy's!

    • @Paul-di6md
      @Paul-di6md Před 8 lety +48

      +Mouse Trap no it isn't watch the video showing him showing up late

    • @pearl3042
      @pearl3042 Před 7 lety +1717

      theyre actually really good friends outside of the show. this is all a skit and the jordan character is slightly embellished for the clips

  • @sleepyazathoth5238
    @sleepyazathoth5238 Před 8 lety +2609

    This is why Conan is so great, he actually does comedy instead of stupid lip sync battles.

    • @roblena7977
      @roblena7977 Před 8 lety +75

      The Wilfred I am sick and tired of Jimmy kimmel did this and jimmy kimmel did that, I would take Conan over every other host any day of the week.

    • @KidCooties
      @KidCooties Před 8 lety +4

      The Wilfred Wilfred firing shots!!! The end is near..

    • @RobertJohnson-nz3xm
      @RobertJohnson-nz3xm Před 8 lety +8

      KidCooties *claps and fake laughs* You are funny.

    • @MikhailKalashnikovMiG
      @MikhailKalashnikovMiG Před 8 lety +28

      While I certainly prefer Conan to Fallon, I don't see the need for the incessant bashing of Fallon. Conan and Fallon aren't even rivals or anything like that, so what's that all about?

    • @MilkywaysMostWanted
      @MilkywaysMostWanted Před 8 lety +13

      The Wilfred Lol@comparing Conan to Failon. Conan is on another level of awesomeness. Failon is just a product of Jay Leno's assholery.

  • @reubsdude
    @reubsdude Před 2 lety +3092

    I bumped into Jordan Schlansky just a few years ago in Texas and he really is just the nicest guy. I had asked if I could take a picture with him since my wife and I are such big fans of his segments with Conan. He was in the middle of something but he was so nice that he actually came back and found us after he was done and we all took a picture together. Thank you for always making us smile Jordan! Hope we get to see you in Texas again sometime!

    • @GLMusic12
      @GLMusic12 Před rokem +523

      He was clearly in the middle of finalizing various tasks.

    • @ted__ryan
      @ted__ryan Před rokem +187

      I'm sure you took various pictures with Jordan.

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 Před rokem +186

      He needed to go to the restroom and prepare his body in various ways before being photographed.

    • @shahrozulhaq834
      @shahrozulhaq834 Před rokem +12

      Only in Texas

    • @LilithGrey...FromHell
      @LilithGrey...FromHell Před rokem +18

      You lucky duck!

  • @TheBeefTrain
    @TheBeefTrain Před 2 lety +3214

    Jordan's face while his entire body is vibrating as she violently bounces on him is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Před 5 lety +15718

    Conans reaction to the stripper being an actual stripper was hilarious

    • @cal593
      @cal593 Před 5 lety +1848

      I think he had a mini heart attack

    • @neubianx
      @neubianx Před 5 lety +2027

      I agree. I don't think he knew that was going to happen.

    • @Sevenfold120
      @Sevenfold120 Před 5 lety +1398

      Part 2: Who hired actual strippers.

    • @burntzapato8446
      @burntzapato8446 Před 5 lety +866

      You get what you pay for in LA, they don't play around.

    • @williamc.6168
      @williamc.6168 Před 5 lety +673

      the reaction on the guy with the checkered shirt was hilarious too...hahaha , i don't think he was expecting that either. He looked over at Conan.

  • @shmavster4209
    @shmavster4209 Před 4 lety +11649

    When The stripper took her shirt off Conan was just like “I’m getting sued arent I?”

    • @alexpollock6932
      @alexpollock6932 Před 4 lety +216

      KATHERINE TIPTON his or Jordan’s

    • @troykruse5161
      @troykruse5161 Před 4 lety +179

      What the hell? A split second of the stripper in a thong??!! Thanks for leaving me hangin!😡

    • @shmavster4209
      @shmavster4209 Před 4 lety +46

      Ridiculed Victor A cite? More like an entire GENRE of websites

    • @spyder2390
      @spyder2390 Před 4 lety +4

      Ridiculed Victor what is this site

    • @badrluai
      @badrluai Před 4 lety +5

      By who tho

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 Před 3 lety +2876

    When the male stripper accidentally kicked Jordan's head, I felt that.

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 Před 3 lety +2720

    Of course Jordan knows these things, he has been studying us humans for several millenia.

    • @franz6859
      @franz6859 Před 3 lety +29

      Yup and also makes human soil

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 Před 2 lety +12

      Various human behaviors overs numerous millennia

    • @vincentpross7497
      @vincentpross7497 Před 2 lety +16

      you mean he has been studying us in various ways

  • @sophearithsaing6941
    @sophearithsaing6941 Před 7 lety +3694

    i thought he was lying but it's actually goes back to ancient sparta.

    • @jsdeathmarch
      @jsdeathmarch Před 7 lety +301

      Jordan is a very smart man, he's a computer

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 Před 7 lety +104

      @Mr.Anchovy His CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Yaahhr

    • @williamsuailua6136
      @williamsuailua6136 Před 7 lety +81

      Jordan is a computer, I've never seen him smile or laugh.

    • @user-wo8px8tz9n
      @user-wo8px8tz9n Před 7 lety +7

      could be a vulkan!

    • @KBlade1
      @KBlade1 Před 7 lety +10

      That explains the women in God Of War games. ;)

  • @westcoastfire2061
    @westcoastfire2061 Před 5 lety +3098

    Conan - "I'm not gonna humiliate you"
    4 minutes later - Jordan has a dudes ball sack in his face

    • @apollo180
      @apollo180 Před 5 lety +36

      Wes 76 damm... no chill from you sir.

    • @tonyroca279
      @tonyroca279 Před 4 lety +2

      But did he humiliate him?

    • @ladynoluck
      @ladynoluck Před 4 lety

      It’s only humiliating if you get embarrassed by what other people do in your presence lol

    • @aziremperorofthesands6369
      @aziremperorofthesands6369 Před 4 lety

      The man was named "boner" in front of how many people?

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 4 lety

      @@aziremperorofthesands6369 Oh. I thought he said "boater." That could still have a sexual conotation.

  • @victorwilson1096
    @victorwilson1096 Před 4 lety +4290

    Plot twist, Jordan’s best friend is named You. He wasn’t talking about Conan at all.

    • @cesarsoria423
      @cesarsoria423 Před 4 lety +69

      He’s buddies with Cubs pitcher, Yu Darvish ?!

    • @gunha8288
      @gunha8288 Před 3 lety +6

      @@cesarsoria423 Hahahah that's impressive you came up with a japanese guy lol

    • @mikebazinga982
      @mikebazinga982 Před 3 lety +52

      or he actually said Hugh lol

    • @NikhilMathew122333
      @NikhilMathew122333 Před 3 lety +8

      Yu Wuhan

    • @kpham632
      @kpham632 Před 3 lety +2

      His friend's name is Joe Goldberg

  • @dannayy8052
    @dannayy8052 Před 2 lety +1060

    5:32 Nick's finger is bleeding. can we just appreciate his dedication to this.

    • @Commander_Cat
      @Commander_Cat Před 2 lety +68

      yikes I knew something was off when he hesitated to chug the beer.

    • @goodmorningfrommt
      @goodmorningfrommt Před 2 lety +14

      Saw that.. bright red

    • @nimegajayarathna4142
      @nimegajayarathna4142 Před 2 lety +6

      I wonder why his mouth isn't bleeding.

    • @MultiRay7
      @MultiRay7 Před 2 lety +17

      I wonder how it happened. It's not the same hand he used to bite the beer can.

    • @pedrokozlakowski6440
      @pedrokozlakowski6440 Před 2 lety +29

      and then the next shot he has a bandage and still is vibing to the music. that's dedication

  • @jettycomlego
    @jettycomlego Před 8 lety +11379

    Am I the only one who intently listens to what Jordan has to say?

  • @MrC464646
    @MrC464646 Před 5 lety +3018

    5:01
    "I think Abigail is an attractive woman, however I don't think this situation is conducive to sexual arousal."
    I love Jordan XD

    • @Radiowias
      @Radiowias Před 5 lety +101

      Translation: "I AM FLACCID."

    • @a.k.salazr
      @a.k.salazr Před 4 lety +52

      Now that’s a real man.

    • @tonyroca279
      @tonyroca279 Před 4 lety +10

      TBH, its true, that situation is fun, tho not necessarily arousing

    • @wetogang1368
      @wetogang1368 Před 4 lety +4

      It’s crazy that he can keep the act because I would have been all over that

    • @Gabrosoft
      @Gabrosoft Před 4 lety +3

      Weto Gang maybe bc it’s not an act

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 Před 2 lety +1103

    4:58 Best part. Just the shot of Conan standing there regretting his decision while the stripper bounces up and down on Jordan’s lap who’s not even fazed by any of it is such a beautiful sight to behold

  • @kasmeria
    @kasmeria Před 3 lety +547

    Jordan: "A man just put his testicles in my face."
    Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?"
    LMAO

  • @vahnn0
    @vahnn0 Před 8 lety +1044

    I still can't tell if that dude is the dullest human alive or the amazing keeper of a straight face in history.

    • @galept
      @galept Před 8 lety +58

      vahnn0 I also think he's on the spectrum for Autism, possibly Aspergers. So, not only can he keep a straight face, but his personality can naturally come off cold and awkward, which can provide Conan with almost unlimited material when they're together. It's gold

    • @andinodinoo
      @andinodinoo Před 8 lety +113

      +galept it's just acting lol

    • @galept
      @galept Před 8 lety +11

      Andhino Cika Nope, I disagree. Is it hard to believe that someone could be awkward, and that Conan knows how to exploit his awkwardness for the show?

    • @andinodinoo
      @andinodinoo Před 8 lety +4

      +galept only for the show right? i believe they have normal conversation in real life.

    • @ciyean
      @ciyean Před 8 lety +8

      +galept *Can't tell if trolling or just incredibly stupid*

  • @grrgoyljones8793
    @grrgoyljones8793 Před 4 lety +8642

    I love that Beer Guy is equally down with both strippers

  • @Jimmyboygohome
    @Jimmyboygohome Před 4 lety +960

    Oh my god they definitely weren’t expecting her to go topless

    • @9er817
      @9er817 Před 3 lety +51

      Yeah how would they know would that a stripper would get undressed

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 Před 3 lety +81

      An Irish-American catholic, a human robot and a, well, random 'can chopper' order a stripper... Of course those three didn't think it through! 😆

    • @randomguy8228
      @randomguy8228 Před 3 lety +21

      @@9er817 maybe because they’re recording for TV

    • @cheapkahlol1020
      @cheapkahlol1020 Před 3 lety

      @@NiVi192 Brolaf is here !

    • @matchbox1275
      @matchbox1275 Před 2 lety +3

      @@randomguy8228
      Yup, she's too bold to do that while the Camera was recording.

  • @tatikloe
    @tatikloe Před 4 lety +2950

    A man like Jordan will never cheat. He is a man that his wife can trust!

  • @ellagunawan
    @ellagunawan Před 5 lety +6237

    I'M ON A CONAN MARATHON. CAN'T STOP. SEND HELP

    • @dogaro_vids8758
      @dogaro_vids8758 Před 5 lety +54

      Been there and enjoyed every moment of it

    • @vMufasa
      @vMufasa Před 4 lety +64

      lol yesterday I spent 5 hours watching Conan-Jordan videos and loved their travels through Italy... came to find out they've been working together for 21 years now... found a couple times Jordan breaking character... but make no mistake these are really good two friends, an no Jordan is not his on camera persona... it's almost more funny to catch him break character now(very rare)

    • @robb8569
      @robb8569 Před 4 lety +12

      ill see you at the end brother

    • @sengriksangma7871
      @sengriksangma7871 Před 4 lety +1

      You still need help?

    • @glo1005
      @glo1005 Před 4 lety +3

      HELP IS ON THE... Yeah I can't help ya. I'm on the same boat as you. 😭😂

  • @freddypedraza2066
    @freddypedraza2066 Před 4 lety +5375

    Conan was more scared of his wife than the network

    • @hgff69
      @hgff69 Před 3 lety +94

      Catholic

    • @gornes2403
      @gornes2403 Před 3 lety +51

      @@hgff69 lol if he is a real Catholic I am an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

    • @hugostiglitz491
      @hugostiglitz491 Před 3 lety +151

      @@gornes2403 You are an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy

    • @user-mj8gv8pl7v
      @user-mj8gv8pl7v Před 3 lety +4

      Orthodox

    • @CainP
      @CainP Před 3 lety +29

      @@gornes2403 i just think the person is referring to his lineage which is Irish Catholic but as far as I know Conan doesn’t practice it.

  • @WitCola
    @WitCola Před 3 lety +453

    I can’t imagine Jordan being married to any other than Siri

  • @laurenbarton2643
    @laurenbarton2643 Před 2 lety +354

    I’ve just discovered the Conan and Jordan saga today and I’ve literally spent HOURS watching every crumb of content I can.

  • @billybobjohnadamjoe
    @billybobjohnadamjoe Před 4 lety +4021

    It’s just quite literally a Spongebob and Squidward dynamic.

    • @Sunny-rf9gc
      @Sunny-rf9gc Před 4 lety +65

      That makes so much sense

    • @SundaySkye
      @SundaySkye Před 4 lety +33

      Omg, YES! You hit the nail on the head.

    • @jasonpetri8013
      @jasonpetri8013 Před 4 lety +11

      Nah, Conan doesn't think of Jordan as a friend, it would be like if Squidward said that SpongeBob was his best friend

    • @c.7197
      @c.7197 Před 4 lety

      Except squid ward is void of emotions

    • @nofal9628
      @nofal9628 Před 3 lety

      Jordan more like Squidward

  • @issaphae9659
    @issaphae9659 Před 7 lety +2728

    This was when I officially realized I loved Jordan

    • @koreanese9602
      @koreanese9602 Před 7 lety +10

      same

    • @williamsuailua6136
      @williamsuailua6136 Před 7 lety +8

      same

    • @apricity2994
      @apricity2994 Před 7 lety +8

      same!

    • @7thecheryl
      @7thecheryl Před 7 lety +16

      Its like Conan knew there was SOMETHING he liked in this guy...but he just wasn't quite sure what it was till, he started with the late entry on that one friday...and he was waltzing into work around noon...1.....that was when I sure knew Jordan was.,.,,FOR ME!

    • @jacktree5101
      @jacktree5101 Před 7 lety +1

      PIM's a Whovian That would be the best bachelor party i ever had but the fireman has to go

  • @michaelg362
    @michaelg362 Před 2 lety +135

    This is why I love Conan. There's a moment around 3:32 when he asks the frat guy "Remember Jordan's nick name" and the guy responds "Boner". If you look at Conan he was a little taken back by that comment but then just as fast decided to just go with it. Legendary

  • @prankedxd3937
    @prankedxd3937 Před 2 lety +109

    i like how conan genuinely seems impressed that beer guy bit the beer open

  • @jg5488
    @jg5488 Před 7 lety +475

    I like the reaction of Conan when the chick took off her top it was like "whoa girl, we didn't discuss going that far lol "

    • @Daolmec
      @Daolmec Před 6 lety +5

      word!!!
      including Jordans "lets pretend long time friend"

    • @coreywilliams1740
      @coreywilliams1740 Před 6 lety

      J G i

    • @tjhall9377
      @tjhall9377 Před 17 dny

      Jordan’s expression at 4:53 is like “Conan was not expecting that and now I’m here…”

  • @sumrandumguy7177
    @sumrandumguy7177 Před 8 lety +1532

    Conan > every other host

  • @Bitterswheat
    @Bitterswheat Před 3 lety +141

    jordan’s dead pan “i know these things” killed me, it insinuates he in fact did not look this up and knew it from birth

    • @WestOfEarth
      @WestOfEarth Před 3 lety +6

      I have a friend who's like this...we call him the font of useless information. He's got an eidetic memory, and literally doesn't forget anything.

    • @oldnite3414
      @oldnite3414 Před 2 lety

      @@WestOfEarth Just say photographic

  • @malloryb8821
    @malloryb8821 Před 4 lety +130

    Jordans face when the dude bit into the beer can 😂😂😂😂

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 Před 4 lety +6

      Like these crying cat memes

    • @DLSacks
      @DLSacks Před měsícem +1

      I've seen Jordan break in a few clips, but that was one of the few times you can see him trying not to.

  • @christoman3430
    @christoman3430 Před 4 lety +3091

    “Did you look that up?”
    Jordan: “I know these things.”

    • @aszter2806
      @aszter2806 Před 4 lety +52

      He existed in ancient Sparta ofc he does

    • @kawingchuirua
      @kawingchuirua Před 3 lety +4

      Loved it!

    • @lmpeters1552
      @lmpeters1552 Před 3 lety +42

      That information was installed on his last update

    • @Freelancer52
      @Freelancer52 Před 3 lety +6

      Proof that Jordan is a machine with a computer for his brain

  • @mako4874
    @mako4874 Před 8 lety +3417

    I'm convinced now that jordan is a brilliant actor

  • @Oldmanhenderson12
    @Oldmanhenderson12 Před 2 lety +74

    Conan was truly not ready for the stripper to take her top off

  • @kian8550
    @kian8550 Před 3 lety +77

    i love how it started with Jordan minding his business and quickly ended with a party happening in his office

  • @AozoraUltra2006
    @AozoraUltra2006 Před 8 lety +4944

    I'm actually enjoying Jordan's rambling of knowledge.

    • @NikorasuChan
      @NikorasuChan Před 8 lety +26

      +Aozotra Disagreed on the compressed/uncompressed music tho... LOOOLLL

    • @ClaimClam
      @ClaimClam Před 8 lety +4

      +Aozotra Gerolsteiner is great Mineral Water

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde Před 8 lety +30

      +Aozotra He's a deeply emotional man.

    • @elvisjimpa100
      @elvisjimpa100 Před 8 lety +7

      +Aozotra Yes he really got a nice,calm voice and seems werry intelligent.Conan just sounds anoying and loud as always.

    • @the_question
      @the_question Před 8 lety +4

      +Orion Jimmy its a script dude chill

  • @TheTuubster
    @TheTuubster Před 8 lety +1150

    Put pointy ears on him and he is a Vulcan.

    • @sleddogrunner
      @sleddogrunner Před 8 lety +13

      that explains everything

    • @onemanshow4116
      @onemanshow4116 Před 8 lety +14

      TheTuubster After he went to all that plastic surgery to lop them off??

    • @moppetmaker
      @moppetmaker Před 8 lety +9

      TheTuubster Wasn't Jordan the one that would dress as Spock and flip everyone off on the old Late Night show??

    • @Juppah4u
      @Juppah4u Před 8 lety +1

      TheTuubster I dunno if Jordan could pull it off though, he's programing may conflict with something.

    • @joshryan1973
      @joshryan1973 Před 8 lety +1

      TheTuubster *It's amazing, guys!!!! Get an Apple iPhone 6 PLUS for free right now* plus.google.com/u/0/communities/109348931073204003570

  • @klash85
    @klash85 Před 3 lety +44

    Conan:🤪😂
    Friend:😁
    DJ:😎🎧
    Jordan:😐

  • @Knight14649
    @Knight14649 Před 2 lety +131

    Jordan has a natural talent that cannot be taught or learned in a classroom..
    He and Conan, whether they are aware of it or not, have an amazing comedy chemistry..
    I could watch them do anything and the results world be satisfying..
    They are like the new Martin and Lewis .. so funny.
    There needs to be a Conan and Jordan Movie….

    • @kit2770
      @kit2770 Před 2 lety +2

      "Whether they're aware of it or not..."
      Oh they're aware of it. Or Conan is anyways.

  • @fidorover
    @fidorover Před 8 lety +8777

    FUN FACT: Jordan Schlansky has never felt the need to use an exclamation mark.

    • @TheFriendlyTroll
      @TheFriendlyTroll Před 8 lety +249

      ***** And no one's ever told him to calm down.

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch Před 8 lety +14

      ***** fun pseudo fact - the Stig tried to teach him to drive .. left infuriated and proceeded to set the ring record to de-stress

    • @JH-nr9pw
      @JH-nr9pw Před 8 lety +5

      ***** is he a real dude lol

    • @Brastius
      @Brastius Před 8 lety +67

      +fidorover He once got drunk and stated that domestic water tasted just as good as the more expensive Veen.

    • @tubehax
      @tubehax Před 8 lety +3

      +fidorover Wanted to upvote but didn't want to be the douche who broke that perfect 200.

  • @madarashi7097
    @madarashi7097 Před 7 lety +2607

    if we had a world of just jordans we would find world peace because we would be too occupied with correcting eachother

    • @styson670
      @styson670 Před 7 lety +34

      They would correct each other to death

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Před 7 lety +28

      Actually, according to quantum theory, the chances of that happening are likely well below one out of one vigintillion.
      While it's technically possible, it's unlikely to occur before the heat-death of the universe.
      By the time the heat-death does occur, the chance will reach exactly zero percent.
      This is because all energy exchanges in the universe will have stopped, thus making the chance of anything happening reach exactly zero.
      The temperature of the universe will also reach absolute zero. This is why it's called heat death.
      This is all hypothetical, of course. There are many variables and unknowns involved in such quantum models of the universe.

    • @Jelloitsme
      @Jelloitsme Před 7 lety +12

      manictiger What are you doing here Jordan?

    • @WrigleyAndAiden
      @WrigleyAndAiden Před 7 lety +11

      CaptainAlligatah there would be nothing to correct if we were all Jordan's

    • @selfishstockton6123
      @selfishstockton6123 Před 7 lety +6

      that would only lead to more war though

  • @frankieseymour3324
    @frankieseymour3324 Před 2 lety +108

    As an audio engineer, I have to agree with him that WAV and AIFF is superior to MP3.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni Před 2 lety +2

      I lost all faith that this is his real attitude since he didn't say FLAC

  • @toby0617
    @toby0617 Před 3 lety +70

    5:32 seems like our best friend Nick had hurt himself during his dramatic performances..

  • @konahjalter5941
    @konahjalter5941 Před 6 lety +3232

    There are fossils more alive than Jordan Schlansky

  • @hannahmuncie6599
    @hannahmuncie6599 Před 5 lety +1762

    That was so cute when he said you were his friend

    • @kramermack
      @kramermack Před 5 lety +15

      That was so cute when you commented here

    • @myman8336
      @myman8336 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Limpuls
      That not a little girl..
      If so, she shouldn't be here..
      This is for the work man..

    • @Limpuls
      @Limpuls Před 5 lety +8

      @@myman8336 all I see in profile pic is 11 yrs old girl

    • @taylordrn3871
      @taylordrn3871 Před 5 lety +4

      i really think jordan doesnt have friends 🤣

    • @collinbrill1540
      @collinbrill1540 Před 4 lety

      Jordan like I hate my boss 😂 But he's buying me Bentley

  • @adrianmedina5188
    @adrianmedina5188 Před 4 lety +142

    I honestly dont question Jordan's choice to not have a typical bachelor party. I just hung out with my dad, a few friends, ordered pluckers and watched the longhorn game. Awsome night no regrets.

    • @UfrankTube
      @UfrankTube Před 8 měsíci

      Did your wife had a stripper on her bachelorette?

  • @DutchFurnace
    @DutchFurnace Před 4 lety +50

    As someone who worked in a liquor wholesaler, when Conan threw the Jägermeister on the floor at @03:02, I felt sorry for Jordan because of the stench he has had to sit in for the last 5 years.

  • @Theforeveraloneguy
    @Theforeveraloneguy Před 7 lety +502

    I googled it, turns out Jordan was right. Bachelor parties were indeed invented by the Spartans.

    • @tawandamaddox5756
      @tawandamaddox5756 Před 6 lety +15

      belthazormn1 I believe he's 100% right that he says

    • @Distroshawn
      @Distroshawn Před 6 lety +3

      I don’t what’s more funny that you googled it or Jordan said it 😂😂😂

    • @sublimechimp
      @sublimechimp Před měsícem

      He knows these things

  • @conorwallace776
    @conorwallace776 Před 7 lety +1974

    Am I the only one who felt sorry for him when he said Conan was his friend

  • @dc1397
    @dc1397 Před 2 lety +15

    I always appreciate how Schlansky, when asked a question, always answers very sincerely.

  • @jsharps1000
    @jsharps1000 Před 6 měsíci +5

    The way conan's energy changed when her shirt came off then the looks Jordan was giving Conan that entire time was just crazy.

  • @bma8488
    @bma8488 Před 5 lety +2978

    I never feel bad for Jordan, and i know these are scripted, but when he said Conan was his friend and then Conan just laughed, I actually felt a bit bad lol...

    • @uzzieb9984
      @uzzieb9984 Před 5 lety +510

      Brandon Anderson I don’t think these are scripted. Conan has a general outline of what he wants to do, but there’s no writer writing a script. It’s mostly Conan improvising.

    • @manah2882
      @manah2882 Před 4 lety +96

      @@uzzieb9984 Minimally scripted. But this one was way out of the road!

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 Před 4 lety +8

      Daddy issues coming out

    • @doggomcd
      @doggomcd Před 4 lety +115

      I think conan did that for the sketch, i feel conan cares for him more than actually jordan does.

    • @irradiatedice98
      @irradiatedice98 Před 4 lety +41

      @@doggomcd Yeah they are actually friends

  • @TheWonderfulBlake
    @TheWonderfulBlake Před 4 lety +1745

    "The bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta." It seems like Jordan got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up on the history of the bachelor party

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 Před 4 lety +69

      He didn't look it up; he just knows these things.

    • @TheWonderfulBlake
      @TheWonderfulBlake Před 4 lety +29

      Trey Atkins I bet when Jordan was a baby instead of crying he'd just start shouting random facts no normal person knows off the top of their head. He just came out of his moms womb shouting "THE BACHELOR PARTY GOES BACK TO ANCIENT SPARTA!!"

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka Před 4 lety +2

      @403 Forbidden Which is surprising considering he looks so bloody dead in his eyes and soul that he might as well be a computer with a blank dark screen. For eternity.

    • @shreyasshankar4109
      @shreyasshankar4109 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheWonderfulBlake No he came out saying if the doctor pulled him out at the right time, he'd be more intelligent.

    • @nadifenggar943
      @nadifenggar943 Před 2 lety +1

      He's programmed with every knowledges in the world.

  • @Kiddomike
    @Kiddomike Před 2 lety +13

    When Jordan said ‘I prefer uncompressed digital music’, I realized I am like Jordan Schlansky.

  • @Keeejtch
    @Keeejtch Před 3 lety +30

    This is one of his best sketches. Just can not stop laughing throughout. I want Beer Guy in my life.

  • @petarjangelovski5320
    @petarjangelovski5320 Před 4 lety +4481

    Jordan "Boner" Schlansky

    • @leeroyjenkins1649
      @leeroyjenkins1649 Před 4 lety +138

      Petar Jangelovski
      *“GET IT HARD BUDDY“!*

    • @aen2767
      @aen2767 Před 4 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @samyuktha.
      @samyuktha. Před 3 lety +89

      Jordan Schlongsky

    • @esmestiel
      @esmestiel Před 3 lety +13

      @@samyuktha. this deserves more attention

    • @samyuktha.
      @samyuktha. Před 3 lety +12

      @@esmestiel someone else commented it on some other Jordan video but I thought this was relevant here hehe

  • @Shaunsters1975
    @Shaunsters1975 Před 5 lety +3434

    I just watched a man get abused by a ginger.

  • @SarcasticPossum
    @SarcasticPossum Před 9 měsíci +8

    I love how Conan goes from Party Bro to Shy School Boy in a second lol

  • @nicopootato2330
    @nicopootato2330 Před 2 lety +9

    5:04 I do wonder what happened between the cuts
    “You gotta put your top back on, but you can take your pants off if that make you feel more comfortable.”

  • @shehbleh8931
    @shehbleh8931 Před 8 lety +307

    conan's face when he knew the stripper went too far

  • @themeatballmann
    @themeatballmann Před 5 lety +3420

    *Sparkling water with a high mineral content*

    • @themeatballmann
      @themeatballmann Před 5 lety +13

      @Sandor Clegane Possibly.

    • @thomasthemenace
      @thomasthemenace Před 5 lety +8

      Geroldsteiner really is a damn good water.

    • @capslockabc3872
      @capslockabc3872 Před 5 lety

      *Voss water*

    • @gregghorner9107
      @gregghorner9107 Před 4 lety +1

      @#BDS probbably off the cuff. Jordan is genius!

    • @polarbearal
      @polarbearal Před 4 lety +3

      @@thomasthemenace It's pretty damn good. Though Jordan likes Geroldsteiner after he's had espresso, I gotta say, I truly enjoy it as a general drinking water too. ;)

  • @Shinku101
    @Shinku101 Před 3 lety +17

    When the fireman stripper kneed Jordan on the head, I freaking lost it lmaooo

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter Před rokem +9

    The part of me that I hate is the part that genuinely wanted to hear Jordan’s views on uncompressed audio files 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @flux.9638
    @flux.9638 Před 6 lety +1187

    Jordan is the son of Dwight and Angela from the office.

    • @mtgreveal1864
      @mtgreveal1864 Před 5 lety +12

      Omg so true

    • @cl-kb7xy
      @cl-kb7xy Před 5 lety +2

      @@mtgreveal1864Dwight just raised him. His biological father is Sylar from Heroes.

    • @Anne-kj2wo
      @Anne-kj2wo Před 5 lety +4

      She always wanted a pair of well behaved boys

    • @Mihayan1
      @Mihayan1 Před 5 lety +19

      then Conan is a son of Pam and Jim

    • @wolffrenzy2778
      @wolffrenzy2778 Před 5 lety

      OMFG YES 😂😂😂

  • @xdonvito
    @xdonvito Před 4 lety +4687

    Omg conan is the only talk show host that actually makes me laugh. Everyone else is typical bs humor.

    • @TheWonderfulBlake
      @TheWonderfulBlake Před 4 lety +17

      xdonvito exactly

    • @randyhiga6
      @randyhiga6 Před 4 lety +14

      Totally agree

    • @gerromecampbell9223
      @gerromecampbell9223 Před 4 lety +13

      Colbert does it for me aswell, also John Stewart

    • @swa406
      @swa406 Před 4 lety +1

      Agree

    • @fullcontrol4179
      @fullcontrol4179 Před 4 lety +6

      I enjoy Kimmel and Fallon, too. The clip of Kimmel and Damon in couples therapy is awesome, but I think my favorite of his is when he scared workers with a fake Kimmel statue.

  • @karlalden2076
    @karlalden2076 Před 2 lety +18

    I know in my heart of hearts that Conan loves Jordan and Jordan loves Conan

  • @adibahmed10
    @adibahmed10 Před 4 lety +21

    Conan: "I got you a real bachelor party friend! Nick!"
    Introvert: "That's annoying."

  • @TonyTones123
    @TonyTones123 Před 4 lety +920

    When she lifted her top up, Conan knew his wife was gonna kill him lol

  • @FrozenEspada4
    @FrozenEspada4 Před 8 lety +882

    I was just thinking we need another Jordan Schlansky remote and one appears.
    Psychic?

    • @DarthVader-ek7nj
      @DarthVader-ek7nj Před 8 lety +8

      Hispanic Girls Twerking Nah bitch. It's just me.

    • @JohnCrichton
      @JohnCrichton Před 8 lety +4

      Hispanic Girls Twerking How about this... just yesterday I went through all of them laughing my ass of wondering, "man, why did they stop doing these?".

    • @FrozenEspada4
      @FrozenEspada4 Před 8 lety +2

      John Crichton Yeah but mine is cooler. I *felt* it. Plz call the X-Men and tell them I'm on the way...

    • @Shinywhite
      @Shinywhite Před 8 lety +9

      No, your fake italian sense was tingling

    • @RileyPoll
      @RileyPoll Před 8 lety +2

      tHATS WHAT I WAS THINKING I LITERALLY WATCHED THE PLAYLIST LAST NIGHT

  • @rutvikpatil94
    @rutvikpatil94 Před 3 lety +42

    if jorden is playing character he ia the greatest actor of all time .

  • @menkae6708
    @menkae6708 Před 3 lety +5

    4:52 Love Connan’s and the Jordan’s friend reaction

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek Před 8 lety +3349

    3:38 "GET IT HARD BUDDY!!!"

    • @CharlieAUS
      @CharlieAUS Před 8 lety +69

      bakerXderek BONER!

    • @MrVideosimake
      @MrVideosimake Před 8 lety +21

      CHEEAA!!

    • @cindyknows9220
      @cindyknows9220 Před 8 lety +22

      bakerXderek Derek we watch a lot of the same videos. Every time i watch a video, I look at the comments and you are always down here.

    • @BEATTHOSE00
      @BEATTHOSE00 Před 8 lety +1

      bakerXderek lmfao

    • @IchaoticsI
      @IchaoticsI Před 8 lety +4

      bakerXderek hahaha i laughed so hard

  • @cyberhermit1222
    @cyberhermit1222 Před 5 lety +734

    I admire how Jordan is above petty human emotions...I aspire to that level of awakening.

    • @ferchango6359
      @ferchango6359 Před 5 lety +34

      Train your mind and make it impenetrable

    • @mclera8566
      @mclera8566 Před 5 lety +5

      Where is that part of the video? He is full of petty emotions from my kind of view.

    • @michelegressel4195
      @michelegressel4195 Před 5 lety +8

      He's a Vulcan w plastic surgery to his ears.

    • @johiarratabigne4974
      @johiarratabigne4974 Před 4 lety

      Yeah wtff

    • @Danovio
      @Danovio Před 4 lety +3

      LOOOL Jordan is the embodiment of the meaning "petty"

  • @michaelleonardsetyawijaya2311

    When the class clown play with the quiet kid

  • @tjwash5118
    @tjwash5118 Před 4 lety +12

    Jordan is the best actor of our generation. The ability to keep a straight face through all of that is brilliant.

  • @patrickjones58
    @patrickjones58 Před 5 lety +981

    Conan wasnt ready for the next level

    • @novaenforcer1563
      @novaenforcer1563 Před 4 lety +5

      Patrick Jones at the very least not when the camera is showinh

    • @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734
      @nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734 Před 4 lety

      when he was so shocked i cracked up 😂

    • @forlornpreponderance2299
      @forlornpreponderance2299 Před 4 lety

      Nova Enforcer15 I’m sure that’s his genuine reaction, as a guy who graduated from Harvard with a literature degree, he’s probably a man of culture like Jordan. The Conan we see is more of a character I think.

  • @tjperette5304
    @tjperette5304 Před 6 lety +1373

    "I'm indifferent. I don't know what's in store."
    I kinda love that answer. Very honest.

  • @salpuma9145
    @salpuma9145 Před 2 lety +2

    This is my favorite Conan/Jordan outing...and I think I've seen them all. Conan is truly the king

  • @Zanagash
    @Zanagash Před 2 lety +15

    When the stripper takes off her bra, Conan’s reaction is priceless 😂 He is like “Oh no, my wife is going to kill me if I even take a little glance… MUST.NOT.WATCH” 😂

  • @R3fug333
    @R3fug333 Před 8 lety +469

    I don't know if that was a scripted joke, but, when Jordan said "You" and Conan laughed; I died a little inside. That was so sad. I expected Conan to hug him.

    • @evango.8874
      @evango.8874 Před 8 lety +12

      I thought he said Beu

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 Před 8 lety +38

      R3fug33 I felt sad about it too.
      But yeah, no, they're friends. :) The way Conan treats him is just a bit.

    • @R3fug333
      @R3fug333 Před 8 lety +18

      Alec I assumed so. I feel bad for Jordan sometimes, but then I remember it's all a bit. If it weren't he would have been fired long ago.
      I'm glad they're friends.

    • @josuesays
      @josuesays Před 8 lety +1

      R3fug33 He said Beu, he laughed because it's not a common name and sounds made up lol

    • @D4rkR4ge
      @D4rkR4ge Před 8 lety +3

      Joshua Zapata No he laughed and shook his head because Jordan said "you".

  • @bnuratmaja
    @bnuratmaja Před 8 lety +747

    The dude from Screen Junkies!!

    • @Ayvee1138
      @Ayvee1138 Před 8 lety +55

      Because why not? Everyone loves Nick Mundy

    • @TheRidRichard
      @TheRidRichard Před 8 lety +30

      ain't no thing like Schlansky except Schlansky

    • @samuelz7344
      @samuelz7344 Před 8 lety

      Fancy Hat true true

    • @Vilppy
      @Vilppy Před 8 lety +6

      Bayu Nuratmaja He's actually been apart of a bunch of skits for Conan

    • @ender003
      @ender003 Před 8 lety

      The Honey Badger I've literally been apart of every single skit Conan has ever done.

  • @craigcode7103
    @craigcode7103 Před 2 lety +19

    Even Nick,the beer helmet guy was a little shook when the rockets came out!

  • @pertti.k2937
    @pertti.k2937 Před 3 lety +8

    This was one of the best Jordan sketches of all time!

  • @nicoletarentaal8178
    @nicoletarentaal8178 Před 8 lety +400

    Conan looks like Meryl Streep.

  • @Friday_Trouble
    @Friday_Trouble Před 6 lety +3805

    *Wow, **_Jordan_** would be a good actor*

    • @tylito4764
      @tylito4764 Před 6 lety +164

      What do you think hes doing right now.... cmon

    • @CalebMcFarland
      @CalebMcFarland Před 6 lety +107

      Im Tylito I think this is genuinely him. Particularly since people who work with him say so in other videos. I think he just kicks his personality up a notch for the videos.

    • @notlondondavis2338
      @notlondondavis2338 Před 6 lety +1

      He is

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine Před 5 lety +13

      He is... You really think all this is real?

    • @MsMysticworld
      @MsMysticworld Před 5 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/Z4mjn7pu3vY/video.html

  • @matthewwelch9737
    @matthewwelch9737 Před rokem +4

    Conan and schlansky’s personalities together make up that of a normal person and I love it.

  • @tapooz2243
    @tapooz2243 Před 3 lety +13

    Conan: “I’m not gonna humiliate you”
    5:18

  • @henrytm188
    @henrytm188 Před 6 lety +5091

    *I think abigail is an attractive woman, however i don't think this situation is condusive to sexual arousing* 😂

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx Před 7 lety +541

    *Jordan's Wife* : "How was work today?"
    *Jordan* : " -_-|| ... I had a surprise bachelor party in my office. It consisted of a "long time friend", a bootleg DJ, a female stripper, a male stripper and my boss dancing on my desk while spilling liquor on important papers."
    *Jordan's Wife* : " ⊙_⊙ "
    *Jordan* : "Basically it was another typical day at work."

    • @red1387
      @red1387 Před 6 lety +1

      DAMN! I would love to see that all play out. EPIC!

    • @YourAverageBunny
      @YourAverageBunny Před 6 lety +1

      Is that supposed to be hestia?

  • @BunionOverchuff
    @BunionOverchuff Před 2 lety +110

    As an Englishman I sometimes find American humour a bit hard to find funny but my god are these two hilarious 😂😂😂😂

    • @user-bn7rc9uv1m
      @user-bn7rc9uv1m Před 2 lety +8

      Conan is definitely more on the English humour side, the ridiculous and bizarre side

    • @oops4724
      @oops4724 Před 2 lety

      Cause hes Irish lmao

    • @MrRwk314
      @MrRwk314 Před 2 lety +10

      I dont understand the need for this same comment by foreigners watching something American and liking it. Sounds condescending.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 Před 2 lety +3

      As an Englishman, does humour even exist?

    • @petezipardi4022
      @petezipardi4022 Před 2 lety

      Ponce.

  • @yogeshmehara8135
    @yogeshmehara8135 Před 4 lety

    Thanx to you both I'm having fun watching all of you'er video in quarantine. LMAO

  • @Baxxter101
    @Baxxter101 Před 5 lety +462

    love Conan's micro expression of pure joy when the guy improvs the nickname 'Boner' at 3:32!

  • @natedibbs4476
    @natedibbs4476 Před 5 lety +1874

    How could u stay in character when she’s grinding on u lol

    • @Dracattack
      @Dracattack Před 5 lety +316

      Even Conan was surprised lol

    • @user-pv5ms2gr8h
      @user-pv5ms2gr8h Před 5 lety

      E

    • @hashslanger7524
      @hashslanger7524 Před 5 lety +230

      That’s how he is. He isn’t acting.

    • @sleep2890
      @sleep2890 Před 5 lety +109

      Alit Memeti he has broke character multiple time and started laughing in multiple Remotes

    • @user-tz8ze3tp7m
      @user-tz8ze3tp7m Před 5 lety +77

      @@sleep2890 he laughed during the italy trip cause he was happy AF , he is capable of happiness, but the things that make him excited are different of most people

  • @tomspaul1831
    @tomspaul1831 Před 3 lety +3

    I personally feel jordan to be a very sweet and introvert person ... Like when he said "you" it really made my heart melt .... It was very sweet ... And have a happy married life jordan

  • @writersblock9640
    @writersblock9640 Před rokem +2

    OH MY GOD the dancers😂😂😂😂there has never been a less excited person to get a surprise party

  • @gracjanrotke
    @gracjanrotke Před 6 lety +151

    "A man just put his testicles in my face" Conan: "How did it feel to you this time?" LOL

  • @samkupper
    @samkupper Před 7 lety +1315

    00:02 his Name plaque thing says..."Jordan Schansky One Cranky fake Itallian"

  • @claytonhawk8512
    @claytonhawk8512 Před 2 lety +1

    I love how conan dances lmao it's just so perfect for him

  • @rm3869
    @rm3869 Před 4 lety

    Hands down the best video of the two