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  • CONAN Highlight: Just prior to quarantine, Conan called on Jonathan Scott and Drew Scott to help renovate Jordan Schlansky’s infamously filthy office.
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  • @_Maxten
    @_Maxten Před 3 lety +11256

    i love how they always show the exact same picture of jordan whenever they introduce him

  • @MVahag
    @MVahag Před 3 lety +3873

    - I know Italy very well
    Jordan:
    - So you have chosen death.

  • @hanieldarrison
    @hanieldarrison Před 2 lety +5674

    conan looking like he about to teach us the dark arts with that hairstyle

    • @gageoberst
      @gageoberst Před 2 lety +9

      No way, Daniel watches Conan 😳😳

    • @Nitromethanification
      @Nitromethanification Před 2 lety +88

      Five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award- Conan O'Brien

    • @not4coforyou375
      @not4coforyou375 Před 2 lety +50

      No way he looks just like lockhart

    • @PissBreakSupervisorOle
      @PissBreakSupervisorOle Před 2 lety +6

      It looks like he did a middle part on his hair to have someone slap it crooked

    • @gigid9606
      @gigid9606 Před 2 lety +9

      ACTUALLY I LIKE IT BETTER

  • @neil9897
    @neil9897 Před 2 lety +2663

    Ive noticed that poop jokes are jordan's kryptonite LMAOO

    • @rhetiq9989
      @rhetiq9989 Před 2 lety +236

      Funny bcs poop jokes are generally believed to be the oldest, most immature and unfunny form of comedy these days. It's like this robot just learned the most basic concept of humor and is still in the process of learning more elaborate forms of it

    • @ShermanKyle
      @ShermanKyle Před 2 lety +32

      @@rhetiq9989 I think OP meant that poop jokes make Jordan break character in the bit

    • @dizzyjosh9036
      @dizzyjosh9036 Před 2 lety +43

      @@ShermanKyle woooosh, hear that? thats the joke flying over your head

    • @ShermanKyle
      @ShermanKyle Před 2 lety +7

      @@dizzyjosh9036 word

    • @simondewitt7161
      @simondewitt7161 Před 2 lety +14

      My first roommate in college was a lot like Jordan, not quite to such an extreme but he definitely shared a similar personality. That dude loved poop jokes and could burst out laughing just hearing a swear word... Weird dude, but not a bad guy, though I couldnt imagine that personality turned all the way up to 10 like Jordan.

  • @shreysarveshsrivastava8772
    @shreysarveshsrivastava8772 Před 3 lety +2674

    Jordan would survive the brick room because he’s prepared his body in various ways

    • @Orestes728
      @Orestes728 Před 3 lety +76

      He experiments with oats and whey

    • @filmnobelpreis
      @filmnobelpreis Před 3 lety +27

      Running out of oxygen only affects... huh! Humans!

    • @muchadoaboutnothingg
      @muchadoaboutnothingg Před 3 lety +16

      @@Orestes728 Oxygen to him is irrelevant.

    • @SJSU_Spartan
      @SJSU_Spartan Před 3 lety

      Facts 🙌

    • @chrisofstars
      @chrisofstars Před 3 lety +13

      The carbon dioxide would leave the room out of the sheer force of Jordan's contempt for it alone.

  • @DannyKlimt
    @DannyKlimt Před 3 lety +5838

    It feels like a national holiday when a new Schlansky clip is uploaded. Or even better ...

  • @rushcap2761
    @rushcap2761 Před 3 lety +2012

    no, he's not short. he is in a room full of giants

    • @6abhisekbackup9
      @6abhisekbackup9 Před 3 lety +163

      yeah, conan is 6'4 and so are the brothers

    • @siyukiito3312
      @siyukiito3312 Před 3 lety +76

      Oh dear, if I am in the room with them, I may look like a toy doll because of my height 🤣

    • @loudtaste1046
      @loudtaste1046 Před 3 lety +6

      @@siyukiito3312 5’5 it’s sucks

    • @AllisonChains64
      @AllisonChains64 Před 3 lety +23

      Seriously! I never knew TPB were that tall! They're even a bit taller than Conan and that's crazy to think about lol

    • @frigginirishloons
      @frigginirishloons Před 2 lety +15

      It's true. He is probably of average height.

  • @divefraggle
    @divefraggle Před rokem +553

    I love Jordan calling him out for "knowing Italy very well" because he got married there. No way he's going to let that slide. 😂

    • @dim9907
      @dim9907 Před 2 měsíci +8

      As an Italian that’s actually the first thing I thought

  • @HoneyMike
    @HoneyMike Před 3 lety +2257

    When Conan makes Jordan laugh, that's like Joker making Batman laugh

    • @bakerfresh
      @bakerfresh Před 3 lety +30

      I always like when he kind of breaks character and laughs, giggles or smirks.
      Is there anywhere with a normal interview of him. Is that really his job or is he just a character.
      With all the goofiness of the show, I wonder what he's really like.
      He's getting pretty gray.
      They really need to have the possible real Jordan come out.

    • @whitestoneandy797
      @whitestoneandy797 Před 3 lety +10

      That's legit the perfect analogy 👏👏

    • @jrf9735
      @jrf9735 Před 3 lety +7

      bakerfresh the espresso machine episode is the one that he really struggles not to break character... I think it might’ve actually been either the first one he’s appeared in or one of the very first episodes.

    • @ericc2530
      @ericc2530 Před 3 lety

      Can anyone confirm if it ever happened

    • @whitestoneandy797
      @whitestoneandy797 Před 3 lety +7

      Imagine one of your job duties is being around Conan when he is going all out and not laughing. He deserves his pay just for being able to do that alone. That's s a job few people could accomplish. But yeah Conan did make him brake a couple of times but that's still insanely good. Like inhumanely good

  • @bl1896
    @bl1896 Před 3 lety +1955

    Lol. I never noticed Jordan’s door say “One cranky fake Italian.”

    • @luxo199
      @luxo199 Před 3 lety +19

      It’s been there a long while now, I found out about it last year 😂

    • @K-A5
      @K-A5 Před 3 lety +18

      He needs a Bless This Mess sign too

    • @YooAreGreat
      @YooAreGreat Před 3 lety

      Just saw it 😂

    • @KlueTran
      @KlueTran Před 3 lety

      can you give a time stamp?

    • @zeusj5985
      @zeusj5985 Před 3 lety +3

      Clueless_K 1:23

  • @ChronoKatie
    @ChronoKatie Před 3 lety +1616

    I absolutely love that Jordan has gotten much sassier in recent years. When he talks back at Conan it's amazing.

    • @Tensho_C
      @Tensho_C Před rokem +134

      It's called machine learning, and it's been making waves throughout the AI industry

    • @Maraien
      @Maraien Před rokem +1

      I don't believe he is homosexual

    • @bennypit4411
      @bennypit4411 Před rokem +15

      The man looks to have aged 25 years in 6 years, dang.

    • @jacksquat4140
      @jacksquat4140 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@bennypit4411: The shots can be devastating.

    • @acez6756
      @acez6756 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@Maraiendawg what😂 where did that come from 😂

  • @leedsdrumacademy
    @leedsdrumacademy Před 2 lety +669

    It's official: Jordan's kryptonite is toilet humour.

  • @jordanschlansky2800
    @jordanschlansky2800 Před 3 lety +10024

    Unlike Conan I don't need external validation to confirm my cleanliness.

    • @WAITWHUT-wl2uj
      @WAITWHUT-wl2uj Před 3 lety +103

      And unlike conan, we viewers doesn't want to confirm his validation.

    • @zomkino
      @zomkino Před 3 lety +172

      Stop pretending you are jordan dude..

    • @rogerab1792
      @rogerab1792 Před 3 lety +31

      never change Jordi, don't listen to these entitled psychos, you're the bravest in the room when you don't follow the sheeple

    • @rogerab1792
      @rogerab1792 Před 3 lety +8

      @@zomkino yeah, I wasn't sure whether it was him but had to try anyways just in case.

    • @SerenityNow9015
      @SerenityNow9015 Před 3 lety +97

      @@zomkino dude, we know it’s not him lmao. Don’t act like you’re intellectually superior just because you noticed he didn’t have a checkmark next to his username.

  • @ScammerPayback
    @ScammerPayback Před 3 lety +9224

    FINALLY.. Give the people what they want.. More Jordan Schlansky.

  • @cypresscitycomics1185
    @cypresscitycomics1185 Před 3 lety +1548

    Bro: "I got married in Italy, so I know Italy very well!"
    Jordan: "You say you got married in Italy, therefore you know Italy very well....are those two things necessarily connected?"
    Me: Oh Snap!?! 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ianuarius
      @Ianuarius Před 3 lety +206

      He's got a point!

    • @TRACKMAN810
      @TRACKMAN810 Před 3 lety +160

      Thats like me saying "i watch Japanese anime i know japan really well"

    • @nino0057
      @nino0057 Před 2 lety +35

      He's right

    • @mikays7059
      @mikays7059 Před 2 lety +42

      Jordan's right lol, what he said isn't related at all to the other

    • @baloog8
      @baloog8 Před 2 lety +35

      It's all relative but that guy said it out of a nervous energy. It wouldve been more agreeable to say I was married there so I'm familiar with Italy or I feel like I have some idea of the themes we can use here.

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodpi6655

    They think Jordan is weird for not pooping at work. But that's exactly what I do at school. My body has just designed itself to make sure I can't poop in our terrible bathrooms

  • @LittleHieuy
    @LittleHieuy Před 3 lety +1174

    The animated CGI Jordan has more life in it's eyes than the real Jordan.

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Před 3 lety +1741

    The combination of Jordan’s personality and his sloppiness is pretty rare.

    • @mirrortoyourweakness9769
      @mirrortoyourweakness9769 Před 3 lety +24

      Yeah, I know right? I paused the video to take a moment to try and understand it. Though, it doesn't matter to me.

    • @georgina4193
      @georgina4193 Před 3 lety +12

      Really? He reminds me so much of my father 😅

    • @carlosmccormick6544
      @carlosmccormick6544 Před 3 lety +42

      I expected someone like that to be a neat freak

    • @mirrortoyourweakness9769
      @mirrortoyourweakness9769 Před 3 lety +16

      @@carlosmccormick6544 Definitely. But he seems to be on the spectrum somewhere. I feel kind of bad for him. I'm not sure he's having the greatest time right now with everyone making fun of him. Though, Conan has shown he comes in late for work, doesn't do work etc. Maybe that's why he's messing with him like this. I don't know.

    • @evaphoenix
      @evaphoenix Před 3 lety +97

      @@mirrortoyourweakness9769 I am pretty sure the dude plays a character. He is just so odd, I would be suprised if he was nearly as crazy as he comes across in these bits. Also if he truly objected to being the butt of Conans pranks he would have quit years ago. They have such a weird chemistry toghether, I love it when they do these scenes.

  • @kelcieox
    @kelcieox Před 2 lety +120

    “i’m a deep thinker” *conan busts out laughing* got me 😂😂😂

  • @tasnimbari4012
    @tasnimbari4012 Před rokem +37

    1:23 "One Cranky Fake Italian". best hidden gag i have seen in my life

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us Před 3 lety +5593

    This video should have been 3 times as long. We were robbed.

    • @alfonsomedina1609
      @alfonsomedina1609 Před 3 lety +182

      You just didn’t prepare you body in various ways

    • @LavagreatThegreatnerdity_rocks
      @LavagreatThegreatnerdity_rocks Před 3 lety +12

      Blame winnie the pooh

    • @s10dlka
      @s10dlka Před 3 lety +8

      Damn pandemic! When will the casualties end!

    • @NandiCollector
      @NandiCollector Před 3 lety +7

      Jordan is the main reason I watch Conan clips.

    • @hellterminator
      @hellterminator Před 2 lety +7

      Above all, we were robbed, by the renovation not being done. I would _love_ to see Jordan in a tacky, over the top, fake Italian office.

  • @Lydia-dd9bo
    @Lydia-dd9bo Před 3 lety +2754

    Anyone notice Jordan's name plaque by his door says "One cranky fake italian" at 1:20 lol.

  • @10buffster
    @10buffster Před 3 lety +115

    6:54 Conan's mind is ingenious. So many things he spews out are so quick and often unnoticed.

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 Před rokem +22

    2:55 - the tall guy got offended 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @benreider1982
    @benreider1982 Před 3 lety +1466

    Jordan: opens his mouth
    Property Bro: you’re weird

    • @rahmanhakim1
      @rahmanhakim1 Před 3 lety +118

      That is not comedy, that is just straight up rude

    • @courtneycombs5399
      @courtneycombs5399 Před 3 lety +33

      It's pretty good comedy

    • @gamingwithrsn
      @gamingwithrsn Před 3 lety +60

      @@rahmanhakim1 It's all a bit. Get your head out of your ass.
      Now that's rude.

    • @11dubs30
      @11dubs30 Před 3 lety +30

      It's Bad comedy. If it was funny, it would have been worth the insult

    • @anthonythudium5279
      @anthonythudium5279 Před 3 lety +6

      1 for not funny

  • @balanzar61
    @balanzar61 Před 3 lety +1240

    I've noticed that Jordan break's character when they bring up the topic of poop lol

    • @stephanies3246
      @stephanies3246 Před 3 lety +33

      I noticed that too at 5:26.

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod Před 3 lety +104

      And farts. He definitely has an immature sense of humor deep down, otherwise I doubt he could work on Conan this many years.

    • @Moggetslittlesister
      @Moggetslittlesister Před 3 lety +24

      He always makes the excuse that he's laughing at the fact that Conan finds poop and fart humor funny, but that's gotta be only half true.

    • @Pacific_Norfweest
      @Pacific_Norfweest Před 3 lety +12

      He's definitely trying so hard not to laugh the entire time.

    • @grapesofwraith1066
      @grapesofwraith1066 Před 3 lety +29

      In the Italy special, there’s a few clips of Jordan laughing when Conan plays fart sounds on his phone, and some outtakes where Jordan can’t stop laughing when he and Conan talk about poop and bidets!

  • @yellowhammer3
    @yellowhammer3 Před 2 lety +98

    The brothers did not want to laugh at the molestation joke 😂

  • @plansforus
    @plansforus Před 2 lety +49

    Every time Jordan breaks and angel gets it’s wings. I love the running relationship with him and Conan, it never gets old.

  • @dweeebles
    @dweeebles Před 3 lety +479

    There are 3 giants towering Jordan 😂.

  • @deejayxcrypt
    @deejayxcrypt Před 3 lety +3871

    The thing is. Everything that comes out of Jordan’s mouth is, kind of, always true.

    • @spaghettioverlord3247
      @spaghettioverlord3247 Před 3 lety +212

      Not where karate kid 2 was shot.

    • @deejayxcrypt
      @deejayxcrypt Před 3 lety +44

      Spaghetti overlord Aye. Well. He obviously wanted to keep it as a childhood memory; as it has no real other value. That was a real d*** move from Conan in that vid [and this time actually felt like it when there was no laughs :-( ]

    • @BrianLopez-gz8ux
      @BrianLopez-gz8ux Před 3 lety +58

      ​@@deejayxcrypt also when he tried to relate espresso with express ! IGNORANTE!

    • @BrianLopez-gz8ux
      @BrianLopez-gz8ux Před 3 lety +4

      oil lekd this is what I get for believing everything on tv

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka Před 3 lety +19

      For the most part he's right. It's just things nobody cares about.

  • @IWantsACoffee
    @IWantsACoffee Před 2 lety +61

    I love when Jordan breaks character! I can't believe he's able to stay in character for as long as he does in these skits.

  • @Akira-jq6nj
    @Akira-jq6nj Před 3 lety +38

    This is the second time that people came to clean his office 😂

  • @wilthomas
    @wilthomas Před 3 lety +278

    Conan and Jordan are absolute geniuses with their sense of timing.

  • @yongwei5
    @yongwei5 Před 3 lety +959

    I think it's official. Whatever jokes with feces will make him break character lmao

    • @anonymousreviewer169
      @anonymousreviewer169 Před 3 lety

      break*

    • @yongwei5
      @yongwei5 Před 3 lety

      @@anonymousreviewer169 Thanks man

    • @jakubkrizan
      @jakubkrizan Před 3 lety +45

      You mean human soil, right?

    • @yongwei5
      @yongwei5 Před 3 lety

      @@jakubkrizan That yes

    • @tessmarsh5898
      @tessmarsh5898 Před 3 lety +13

      I think these are the reasons I love Conan so much. The man went to Harvard and he’s still brought to tears by a poop joke.

  • @RandysDirtyBurger
    @RandysDirtyBurger Před 2 lety +22

    Conan looking to the property brothers when he says celebrities don’t poop is one of the purest forms of gold I’ve ever seen 💀💀💀

  • @eighteen-naked-cowboys
    @eighteen-naked-cowboys Před rokem +8

    6:30 im glad they didn’t use cheap sound effects just silence and conan’s dead eye stare sells it so well

  • @MontyBurns21
    @MontyBurns21 Před 3 lety +417

    I love how the sign on the door reads. "One cranky fake Italian" bahahahahahaha

    • @wyss85
      @wyss85 Před 3 lety +10

      1:23 for the lazy ones

  • @_Maxten
    @_Maxten Před 3 lety +1218

    Me: Reads "The Property Brothers" in the title: meh...
    Also Me: Reads "Jordan Schlansky" in the title: (Clicks)

    • @bobbyboucher4101
      @bobbyboucher4101 Před 3 lety +6

      Crap! you were faster by 12 minutes. Almost exactly what i wanted to say!! Fack

    • @amadeus4491
      @amadeus4491 Před 3 lety +12

      Literally everybody

    • @Cerebrosity
      @Cerebrosity Před 3 lety +1

      You read my mind!

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 Před 3 lety

      Who are the property brothers, I have never heard of them? ! Hahahahahahahaha!

    • @markmower6507
      @markmower6507 Před 3 lety

      @@bobbyboucher4101 think faster next time, or you may feel a "slight" electric shock, Hahahahahahahaha!

  • @amkow89
    @amkow89 Před 3 lety +17

    Conan and the property brothers are so tall that jordan looks so little lol

  • @kritimathur8005
    @kritimathur8005 Před 2 lety +42

    Jordan was trying so hard not to break character lol

  • @badgerbandit9070
    @badgerbandit9070 Před 3 lety +742

    "Their fame is of no importance to me" -Jordan Schlansky

  • @jema587
    @jema587 Před 3 lety +456

    I missed Jordan so much, lol. Seeing Jordan breaks character is the best.

    • @miguelfabiao5318
      @miguelfabiao5318 Před 3 lety +1

      We all love him

    • @vibsh625
      @vibsh625 Před 3 lety +1

      Always on the poop jokes.

    • @JFinnerud
      @JFinnerud Před 3 lety +2

      Seems like he cracks up on toilet humor. Very evident in the Italian clips

    • @BreakingJon
      @BreakingJon Před 3 lety

      @@vibsh625 I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @alx5192
      @alx5192 Před 3 lety +1

      I missed the background laughs

  • @Ryanfern99
    @Ryanfern99 Před 3 lety +22

    I feel like Conan would lace Jordan's biscotto with laxatives at the office just to prove a point 😂

  • @thefirstguyjaek255
    @thefirstguyjaek255 Před 2 lety +8

    I love how sophisticated Jordan tries to be when his office looks like it’s from an episode of Hoarders

  • @LocoFaux
    @LocoFaux Před 3 lety +1008

    Jordan cracks up whenever the topic of "Human soil" is brought up.

    • @johnnyaxon_
      @johnnyaxon_ Před 3 lety +24

      HUMAN SOIL

    • @crh18
      @crh18 Před 3 lety +11

      apparently it's with the way Conan face does a certain look that breaks Jordan's cool stance

    • @Otivitov
      @Otivitov Před 2 lety +1

      Yes! I thought the same hahahah

    • @marcosboero6881
      @marcosboero6881 Před 2 lety +2

      That train travel trough Italy was hilarious. Human soil.

    • @DonDon-fs2tl
      @DonDon-fs2tl Před 2 lety

      666 likes ummmmmm nope

  • @liferiot
    @liferiot Před 3 lety +668

    "I'm a deep thinker-"
    (Conan bursts out laughing)

    • @ricco5951
      @ricco5951 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes, I saw that too

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah, they asked him What his hobbies are he says he is a deep thinker😂

    • @nyamheria
      @nyamheria Před 3 lety

      It’s because they where asking about his hobbies for the design lmao

    • @fatihkaya7870
      @fatihkaya7870 Před 3 lety

      I think that was the appropriate reaction

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 Před 3 lety

      Even better laugh at 5:17 when Jordan says his body is on a natural rythm.

  • @TheMargearet
    @TheMargearet Před 2 lety +58

    It’s interesting that he promotes his love of everything beautiful, but this office is an example that he doesn’t really live it.

  • @HeresJohnnyYT
    @HeresJohnnyYT Před 3 lety +2822

    YESSSS MORE JORDAN!!!!

  • @evanrobinson9807
    @evanrobinson9807 Před 3 lety +630

    Jordan: Hardest man to break
    Also Jordan: Always breaks when poop/gas is brought up

    • @matth5734
      @matth5734 Před 3 lety +25

      Yes, remember him losing it in the train video.

    • @KyleLe
      @KyleLe Před 3 lety

      Matt H the human feces...

    • @rayh.8456
      @rayh.8456 Před 3 lety +7

      I was just listening to the Inside Conan episode the other day where they mentioned the only thing that consistently makes him break is poop jokes. So naturally they pull out the squatty potties for this remote lol

    • @_Maxten
      @_Maxten Před 3 lety +2

      @@matth5734 or when they went to the toilet showcase in japan

    • @Vuusteri
      @Vuusteri Před 3 lety +2

      Human soil, if you will.

  • @KhoaLe-jm4sv
    @KhoaLe-jm4sv Před 2 lety +13

    Jordan's laugh wrinkles show that he's laughed a lot. Makes it more amazing that he keeps such a poker face on camera!

  • @pvlkmrv
    @pvlkmrv Před 3 lety +40

    Jordan nearly called the plastic squatty potty "lower class". He quickly corrects himself to say "lower quality".

  • @SarAnna2195
    @SarAnna2195 Před 3 lety +492

    "What are your interests?"
    "I'm a deep thinker"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Snoy_Fly
    @Snoy_Fly Před 3 lety +395

    Jordan has to be the most sophisticated “slob” in the world.

    • @JohnnyWestMagic
      @JohnnyWestMagic Před 3 lety +6

      He's got to be a Virgo; highly intelligent but exhibiting so many of the sign's negative traits.

    • @nanabanana0743
      @nanabanana0743 Před 3 lety +3

      Johnny West Magician He’s an Aries actually.

    • @JohnnyWestMagic
      @JohnnyWestMagic Před 3 lety +4

      @@nanabanana0743 Wow, you know your Shclanskys!

    • @brendantaylor3570
      @brendantaylor3570 Před 3 lety +2

      Johnny West Magician Virgo Ascendant perhaps?

    • @JohnnyWestMagic
      @JohnnyWestMagic Před 3 lety +2

      @@brendantaylor3570 Could be-just know it's the funniest spots Conan does. I put them at the end of my "Agelina" vid-the restaurant scene.

  • @robinsonbalbuena9958
    @robinsonbalbuena9958 Před 3 lety +14

    This had me laughing, in tears. Conan and Jordan need to make a movie

    • @zorilaz
      @zorilaz Před rokem

      True like a vacation somewhere and they find trouble somewhere and break stuff by accident and run

  • @theirishman9182
    @theirishman9182 Před 2 lety +6

    2:50 Jordan is definitely right here

  • @krrisss
    @krrisss Před 3 lety +483

    I love how views just booms whenever there's "Jordan Schlansky" in the title

  • @ShellShocked398
    @ShellShocked398 Před 3 lety +627

    I’m sure Jordan prepared his body in various ways before this

    • @ZombiEDDudE
      @ZombiEDDudE Před 3 lety +13

      God how original

    • @TheRedstonedeluxe
      @TheRedstonedeluxe Před 3 lety +8

      I thought it was my turn to say that on any Jordan video

    • @joaquin5028
      @joaquin5028 Před 3 lety +4

      @@ZombiEDDudE imagine being a youtube comments cynic lmao what a loser

    • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
      @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Před 3 lety +4

      @@ZombiEDDudE Still funny. Go watch Kimmel, baby.

    • @ZombiEDDudE
      @ZombiEDDudE Před 3 lety +3

      Pandas are cool lmao ive been binging jordan and conan videos. And in every single one of em you get 15 guys commenting the same thing on every video. It was funny the first time but the 1000th? This is clearly a comment to gain likes. I dont even watch kimmel and fallon. Annoying ass fake laughs and rudeness to guests.

  • @Tdore01
    @Tdore01 Před 2 lety +26

    Conan will never not make me laugh. Such a funny dude even the stuff he says that in society now adays is considered to far to joke about he makes it sound harmless and that’s a hard thing to do

  • @TheKeebster1
    @TheKeebster1 Před 10 měsíci +2

    "One cranky fake italian" is his door sign 🤣 1:20

  • @Naruto-rv1tu
    @Naruto-rv1tu Před 3 lety +465

    Therapist: Animated Schlansky isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Animated Schlansky: 8:22

  • @fakecharity
    @fakecharity Před 3 lety +1302

    They make Conan look like he's regular/average height.

    • @moozinho8667
      @moozinho8667 Před 3 lety +69

      Seriously they’re giants

    • @purplesaori
      @purplesaori Před 3 lety +50

      I was walking one day on the street and noticed a very tall red hair guy, it was none other than Conan himself. I’m just 164 cm tall, it was like passing by a super tall tower 🤣 (I know, I know, but seriously, the man is reaaaally tall!)

    • @zaidtayeh5899
      @zaidtayeh5899 Před 3 lety +1

      ꧁Saori ꧂ m

    • @largomentatoreeloquente165
      @largomentatoreeloquente165 Před 3 lety +1

      @@purplesaori
      Yeah Red dudes are cool asf

    • @muhammadputera6593
      @muhammadputera6593 Před 3 lety +1

      @james avery *Conan

  • @Ilovemyfriends3
    @Ilovemyfriends3 Před 2 lety +7

    It’s been years and I still can’t believe this is a real person unscripted and not filtered.

  • @amandacrook9673
    @amandacrook9673 Před 2 lety +1

    I love Conan! These short videos are so fun!

  • @Pacific_Norfweest
    @Pacific_Norfweest Před 3 lety +266

    I love that someone on staff was told "Find a clip during one of Conan's interviews where it looks like he's taking a dump." Cue Sean Penn explaining anything.

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 Před 3 lety +5

      Also Sean Penn is a bit of an idiot, he even wrote a letter to Matt Stone and Tray Parker and complained about Team America, the only dude that complained about that movie. And have you read his book? His book is the most ridiculous stuff ever put on paper or digital, and not for humour... Here are a few quotes from Sean Penn's book "Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff":
      "Hence, his life remains incessantly infused with her indentity-infidelity, and her abhorrent ascensions to those constant salacious sessions of sexual solitaire she'd seen as self-regard." - page 11
      "Whenever he felt these collisions of incubus and succubus, he punched his way out of the proletariat with the purposeful inputting of covert codes, thereby drawing distraction through Scottsdale deployments, dodging the ambush of innocents astray, evading the viscount vogue of Viagratic assaults on virtual vaginas, or worse, falling passively into prosaic passtimes." - page 36
      "Behind decorative gabion walls, an elderly neighbor sits centurion on his porch watching Bob with surreptitious soupçon." - page 71

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 Před 3 lety +1

      Not everybody handles fame and attention very well. He's just a human, but some of his roles were pretty good.

    • @Alex_1729
      @Alex_1729 Před 3 lety +1

      @@executioner_ecgbert884 nobody forced him to be an actor. Nobody forced him to write a letter to South Park guys and complain. Nobody forced him to write that stupid book. He's hilarious

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian Před 3 lety

      @@Alex_1729 huh, that team america was garbage made for right wing nut. it literally argued that middle eastern don't deserve to live. You read and remembered the exact pages, lmao you're salty.

    • @georgekirby7150
      @georgekirby7150 Před rokem

      Sean Penn is insufferable... The way he used that Mexican actress to meet El Chapo showed me how he might actually be evil...

  • @karakuri002
    @karakuri002 Před 3 lety +418

    He's not weird, infact he is 100% correct, the fact you got married in Italy doesn't back up you know the place very well.

    • @papagena1
      @papagena1 Před 3 lety +61

      Yeah, but you don’t say it out loud unless you’re a sociopath.

    • @yesloow
      @yesloow Před 3 lety +39

      I agree. And I'm on the side of you don't say you know Italy well just because you got married there out loud. I'm with Schlansky on this one.

    • @dimitrisathanasiou1521
      @dimitrisathanasiou1521 Před 3 lety +19

      It's the cheap salesman talk.
      Like saying i know italy coz i eat alot of pizza

    • @joakimkarlsson8392
      @joakimkarlsson8392 Před 3 lety +3

      I don't know if you are sarcastic but he said it as a joke

    • @donnamariedemaio
      @donnamariedemaio Před 3 lety +12

      Knowing Italy very well is probably the reason he wanted to get married there. He just expressed it incorrectly. To know Italy is to love Italy, particularly the foot of the boot! Ciao! 🇮🇹

  • @CesarDaSalad
    @CesarDaSalad Před 3 lety +10

    It's so nice to see that after all these years Jordan Schlansky is still... well, Jordan Schlansky.

  • @juweriajaweed6044
    @juweriajaweed6044 Před rokem +1

    "one cranky fake italian" 205, only conan could carry this joke so far loll

  • @TheWonderfulBlake
    @TheWonderfulBlake Před 3 lety +2851

    Jordan: “You men clearly have an agenda. I’m going to remain passive in the situation. Why don’t you do as you intend?”
    Conan: “Oh my god, is that what you say before you’re molested?”
    Hilarious.

    • @Onlymelan8e
      @Onlymelan8e Před 3 lety +7

      CONAN IS TRYING TO GROW HIS HAIR OUT LIKE BLAKE STACKHOUSE. THAT IS COOL BUT I AM STILL NOT VOTING FOR DEMONCRATS

    • @Onlymelan8e
      @Onlymelan8e Před 3 lety +1

      IF YOU EVER ROPE A KITTEN, YOUR SOUL WILL DIMINISH. YOUR SOUL DIMINISHING DOESNT FEEL GOOD

    • @hasaniwu
      @hasaniwu Před 3 lety +58

      @@Onlymelan8e i lost braincells reading your comment. Please educate yourself.

    • @JG-no4qr
      @JG-no4qr Před 3 lety +5

      Rope Kittens - Hilarious!

    • @CrazyStupidGamers
      @CrazyStupidGamers Před 3 lety +15

      And people say rape jokes can't be hilarious!

  • @tinaaneke
    @tinaaneke Před 3 lety +419

    One thing I know that will stay constant in life: is whenever Jordan has a segment they will use that one headshot/photo of him from like the writers strike.

    • @robbieclark7828
      @robbieclark7828 Před 3 lety +14

      The year 2034: Old man Conan brings Jordan out on the show on the day of his retirement from the position of associate producer. Jordan looks the same as he does in the headshot they use to introduce him.

    • @jimmyhilley6706
      @jimmyhilley6706 Před rokem

      @@robbieclark7828 YES PLEASE!!!

  • @ep6507
    @ep6507 Před 3 lety +1

    So glad I found this video!

  • @aguy6641
    @aguy6641 Před 2 lety +5

    I think they could do an amazing extended version of all these Schlansky videos they're great.

  • @asarsealex
    @asarsealex Před 3 lety +377

    I'm with Jordan on that one. "I got married in Italy and therefore I know Italy really well". Ridiculous thing to say

    • @Acridobject
      @Acridobject Před 3 lety +26

      yeah lol he wasnt ready for jordans response.

    • @bootykingnadal
      @bootykingnadal Před 3 lety +6

      Right?! The man traveled there more than 25 times lol

    • @Naegimaggu
      @Naegimaggu Před 3 lety +7

      100% agree. It seems that for Americans the standard for knowing something about the world outside US is pretty low. I mean there are people who seem to think they're normal who can't even name the continents from a map, nevermind the countries.

    • @wn8022
      @wn8022 Před 3 lety +6

      The brothers are actually Canadian. Still, a stupid thing to say. One trip and he’s an expert. Lol

    • @oceanpunch4723
      @oceanpunch4723 Před 3 lety +5

      Still unnecessary to call him out like that while he's trying to connect lol

  • @DreistStudios
    @DreistStudios Před 3 lety +968

    @1:23 “one cranky fake Italian “ 😆

  • @Aaackermann
    @Aaackermann Před 2 lety +7

    Jordans burn of this tool was just brilliant!
    He absolutely got a point there.

  • @Rayan-jd9sc
    @Rayan-jd9sc Před rokem +3

    5:36 homelander is that you!!?😂

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 Před 3 lety +163

    "Im surprise you are caught unaware so often" is a line i would have never thought was linked to taking a dump. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 Před 3 lety +522

    When he said “I’m a deep thinker” I burst out laughing just as Conan did! 😂

  • @ahmad_serendipity
    @ahmad_serendipity Před 2 lety +8

    How did I miss this one !!!
    It's funny this is the 1st time the guests actively joins Conan in trolling Jordan ! 😂

  • @dc1397
    @dc1397 Před 2 lety +1

    It is amazing how quickly a conversation will devolve.

  • @bens0nbernard
    @bens0nbernard Před 3 lety +247

    “This human body we have all been given” what an Alien lol

    • @markportuondo2483
      @markportuondo2483 Před 3 lety +1

      In his case the human host body he invaded against the owners will : D

  • @katie4623
    @katie4623 Před 3 lety +133

    Please just give us more Jordan please. He’s the best.

  • @nikonikic1676
    @nikonikic1676 Před 3 lety +3

    Conan and Jordan interaction is the best of the show ever. Id watch them travel the world more than any show ever made. Id pay money for it

  • @almondcris0182
    @almondcris0182 Před 2 lety +6

    i love how conans hair it’s like Johnny bravo

  • @benb6527
    @benb6527 Před 3 lety +95

    This really showcases the delicacy of Conan's mockery of Jordan, vs. the property brother's clumsy quips.

    • @jetnut89
      @jetnut89 Před 3 lety +15

      Its the difference between roasting and insulting. You only roast the ones you love and clearly the property brothers are just being mean to him.

    • @urbanmari
      @urbanmari Před 3 lety +9

      They're intelligent guys who react without meanness but with natural disdain. The guy is clearly detached and not socially well-adapted. There is probably some underlying cause. For the context of him working for the comedian, Conan, Jordan serves his purpose.

    • @nathantseng8513
      @nathantseng8513 Před 3 lety

      daisy jordan isn’t actually like this in real life, he’s playing a very over-exaggerated version of himself. if you look into it a little more you’ll find videos of him laughing and talking and acting like you would expect a normal person would. there was this video where conan and jordan were in italy on a train having a conversation and in it jordan was laughing and talking, which is super unlike his character on coco.

  • @deekay3251
    @deekay3251 Před 3 lety +391

    Poop humor does seem to be the one thing that makes Jordan laugh.

  • @venkateshpotter1685
    @venkateshpotter1685 Před 2 lety +14

    Like many mysteries in the world the question " why jordan office does not consistent with his idealogy" remains mystery since Conan retired.

  • @duarteolebreiro
    @duarteolebreiro Před 8 měsíci +1

    1:22 “One cranky fake italian” on his door… 🤣🤣

  • @jordonschlansky
    @jordonschlansky Před 3 lety +650

    You gentleman clearly have an agenda, I am gonna remain passive in this situation.

    • @justinp2546
      @justinp2546 Před 3 lety +5

      🤣😂🤣😂

    • @S1D3_1
      @S1D3_1 Před 3 lety +5

      YOU BROKE CHARACTER LOL

    • @MichaelP0418
      @MichaelP0418 Před 2 lety +5

      Is that what you say before you're molested!? 🤣😂

    • @triplefresh3339
      @triplefresh3339 Před 2 lety

      @@MichaelP0418 oh god why no

    • @robm.8946
      @robm.8946 Před 2 lety

      He will remain passive like the catcher he is

  • @fullduck97
    @fullduck97 Před 3 lety +390

    Jordan is secretly a Simpsons character Conan made and wished to life

  • @lilsyevasifuentes7628
    @lilsyevasifuentes7628 Před 2 lety +3

    7:26 "Actually, I'd be happy with that" 😆

  • @toricarlini4474
    @toricarlini4474 Před 2 lety +3

    I feel like this is most fun these two brothers had in a while with this skit.

  • @guillermojrboy3292
    @guillermojrboy3292 Před 3 lety +186

    5:20 Poop humor always breaks Jordan's character.

  • @gumpcard
    @gumpcard Před 3 lety +131

    "You say you got married in Italy therefore you know Italy very well. Are those two things necessarily connected?" So much yes on the shade, Jordan! :D All the beard dude could do was reply with an ad hominem.

    • @edmissonmassingue6140
      @edmissonmassingue6140 Před 3 lety +2

      Who liked this because he know's what ad hominem is? 😏

    • @123Crew123
      @123Crew123 Před 3 lety +2

      He didnt use ad hominem, he just said that he did his research(about Italy). It was pretty sufficent reply.

  • @piddlesmcgee
    @piddlesmcgee Před 3 lety +9

    1:23 his nameplate just says “One Cranky Fake Italian” I just noticed that

  • @marvincool3744
    @marvincool3744 Před 3 lety +4

    They all have a great group chemistry

  • @santus07
    @santus07 Před 3 lety +239

    "I've prepared my body in various ways" Jordan back in the day.
    "My body is on a natural Rhythm"
    Jordan 2020

  • @executioner_ecgbert884
    @executioner_ecgbert884 Před 3 lety +621

    Conan's long hair makes him look like ten years younger

  • @Kp-pk9nl
    @Kp-pk9nl Před 2 lety

    One of the greatest vids of all time . Im gonna miss Conan on TBS

  • @Darklord1201FTW
    @Darklord1201FTW Před 2 lety +3

    “Is that what you say before you’re molested” 😂😂😂💀

  • @fakir69
    @fakir69 Před 3 lety +402

    Here is a contradiction: the man who keeps two squatty potties in his office never poops at work.

    • @thomasthemenace
      @thomasthemenace Před 3 lety +11

      That's why they are still unpacked, duh.

    • @x-12x-361
      @x-12x-361 Před 3 lety +4

      i dunno, maybe he wanted to give one to a friend

    • @drednal1558
      @drednal1558 Před 3 lety +2

      I wonder if he gets packages sent to his office instead of his house.