Conan and Jordan's Train Ride To Naples (Italy 2018) | FULL VIDEO | Jordan broke character
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Not even Tarantino could have written dialogue like this
Reservoir dogs should have started with them talking about human soil instead of madona
Oh, I think Dabid Lynch would do ❤️
@@bitlandproductions 😆
No one could
Strangest BROMANCE EVER 😳😳😳
Conan: How is this romantic?
Jordan: We are two men.
I'm surprised Jordan didn't answer "Because we are in the region of Rome."
@@keithpatrick156 precisely. He simply cant divert his conversation nor admit he is at a fault. Example when he says "human soil", he could have simply said "i misspoke" and continued the conversation.
@@AllanElMelon1043 I don't see where he was at "fault" here. Jordan talking about the romance of Europe is just his personality. I understood what he meant by "human soil". Have you ever heard the expression that someone "soiled themselves"?
@@buffnipz true
♥
Jordan is an intelligent and hyper logical being but you can see he immediately regrets the words "human soil" and now realizes he must defend that term to the death
Lol. Exactly that!
@LeNick6 🧢
@LeNick6 no he isn't. He's not an actor.
@LeNick6 He's not really playing a character. He is sometimes leaning into the character that is himself for entertainment, embellishing it, sure. But in that regard that would also mean Conan is playing a character, which in a sense, he is. But it's not as black and white as you seem to be insinuating. There is at times definitely genuine interaction between Conan and Jordan.
Jordan is full of shit. I'm European since day 1 and can't relate to anything of his bs
jordan : serious and sophisticated and suave 99% of the times
also jordan : cracks at toilet humour
THAT'S his weakness! Hahah
That is his Achilles' heel
toilet humour , thats it .
He's a fake wanna be, that's why
@@nomnom112 don’t take tv that seriously brother
Ah the great Jordan Schlansky defeated by a poop joke
he's been defeated before by fart jokes too
Vasudev Dehariya boys will be boys.
No he owned Conan when he started mocking him how he uses terms. He pointed out the same argument do you use the term when you say i need to make feces. Then Conan started to shift the topic pointing him how he cracks up and that his eyebrows get big. Jordan Schlansky is way smarter than Conan.
@@CrysisFear wtf is this projection
@@CrysisFear no he laughs at any word connected to poop and fart. It's in all his videos
Jordan malfunctions everytime he's on Italian soil.
You're shitting me!
what would jordan be doing on a load of italian feces??
*italian human soil
He’s making eye contact all of a sudden
The italian air corroded his circuitry.
Honestly, Conan’s show should be basically his interactions with his staff
It should be a second show called bts of Conan
It’s like the office but... weirder
Germ honestly it would probably be better than the office
Sharon Hardy and his assistant Sona are hilarious in the previous video I've seen.
That and him interacting with random strangers and visiting places. Those are the best bits.
I think Jordan is the king of improv. He just rolls with anything Conan gives him hahaha
I think it's more like Jordan is a bit socially awkward and Conan makes the best of it without insulting him
@@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 "without insulting"?! Conan gets pretty darned close (and actually does) lol
His star wars monologue was improvised and was fantastic
@@ashvinvaidyanathan7239 both are excellent in their banter.
@@TheShamansQuestion Yeah I enjoy everything Conan does, but some of his bits with Jordan are clearly him mocking him and crossing a line. That's not cool.
i love how at 3:53 jordan knows how ridiculous and over the top he's being, sniffing a train ticket like it's a fine glass of wine, and can't help starting to laugh
the funniest thing is that he tries to hide his laughter with the ticket
@Luís Quartin yes😂😂
he sees through his bs🤣🤣 then cracks down and its good to know when he does😆😆
I think it’s that he genuinely thought it smelled of something...and then he slowly realizes he can’t smell anything either.
I love Jordan &Conan
"i'm enjoying my time with you"
what a nice thing to say
Because he is so happy to be in Italy, his favoutire place, that's how I feel when I am in places I love.
Lol too bad that Conan is equating comedy with emotional abuse and cruelty. But hey, whatever makes you laugh. I suppose it worked for Laurel and Hardy, so why not O'Brien and Schlansky?
@@bafflezbiz YOU, are what’s wrong with the world. Comments like that make you the worst kind of person, have fun at your safe space parties.
@@lucasbriggs6053 HUH?
@@lucasbriggs6053 yeah, a guy writing a comment on CZcams is what's wrong with the world, lmao, the worst of it is that you think you're clever
It was so cute at the end when Jordan said “I’m enjoying my time with you” 😊 Despite the antics, you can tell he really considers Conan a friend.
I don’t know how Conan didn’t just lose it over Jordan laughing. I have tears streaming down my face.
Because he knew, this is the time to milk him breaking over his own poop joke - this is no time for laughter!
@@Ganiscol He wasnt even making a joke though, I think he was cracking up at having to explain to someone why wiping with paper towels typically isnt enough for people to feel clean after being covered in shit.
Jordan cracked at his own poop joke🤣
Human soil musings*
Contagious hahahaha
😂😂😂😂
also when he sniffed the ticket
666th like, sorry 💀💀
Jordan is right about bidets.
Jordan is right about nearly everything when arguing with Conan.
Stands true especially in this time and age
How is getting your ass all wet and soppy better than wiping till the paper ain’t dirty????? Human soil
@@ScottsOnTheRottenCotton Toilet paper won't kill bacteria.
@@kibotizer neither does water.
3:52 the moment he realized he got way in too deep on his own bullshit 😂
I mean, it is part character for him.
er think u.mean human soil
@@ja-qk4vd bovine soil
This is the funniest piece of Conan media of all time. Baffled as to why it wasn’t included in the final Italy show. It’s brilliant.
I am literally crying laughing
i guess they kept it off cause Jordan completely breaks character and that would kinda ruin the mystique around him
You can keep your tissue
Theory: Jordan's edible he took before getting on the train just kicked in.
WEED LMAO
Entirely plausible.
🤣😂
he got high off the italian train ticket
I love how as Jordan gets more animated Conan becomes more stoic. Calling him insane for laughing is just peak comedy.😂😂
This is epic. The logic Jordan was trying to pass on is also one of the wisest statements a human being has ever released: if people get human soil in their arm or hand they will run and clean it off with water and soap. How come, then, when it comes down to having human soil on their human soil dispenser, do most people just content with rubbing it off with a piece of paper? Jordan, i understand.
woah he was loosing it so much that I didn't get his point, but it actually makes a moderate amount of sense
In countries where doing so wouldn't literally freeze their asses off, people have traditionally cleaned up with water
@@rexsceleratorum1632 lol so are we to assume people in cold countries don't take showers?
@@aryaevans1 Is that a serious question? Constant access to heated water is a modern luxury. Did you notice the word "traditionally"? Traditionally people in cold countries didn't take showers at all on account of them not being invented, but they did take hot water baths... sometimes. And they didn't have 24/7 access to warm water any time they wanted to go to the toilet. And if they failed to clean up perfectly dry wiping it didn't smell much in the cold either.
@@rexsceleratorum1632 It wasn’t a serious question but I find this a hilarious excuse to neglect a basic chore in the bathroom. There’s loads of countries where people have historically had access to “ideal temperature” water and still chose not to clean up with water. It’s just a strange habit that seems to have caught on with people especially in the West.
I live in one of the coldest countries in the world and can attest to the fact that people who are concerned with hygiene would gladly “freeze their asses off” for a moment than deal with having human soil stuck to their ass crack.
- “We are two men”
- Sniffing tickets
- “Human soil” and bidets
...
Yep, that sounds about a typical conversation between Conan and Jordan
jordan seems like a different person when he laughs.
edit: jordan seems like a person when he laughs
U didn't edit your comment though
It a theory that Jordan cracks up at the mention of feces aka poop.
Derek JT shut up
so you missed the tone?
Jordan breaking character is the cutest thing ever
this trip made jordan so happy it literally fried his circuitry
When this happens, you need to hold the button on the back of Jordan's head for 10 seconds.
Hahahahahaha! That was really fuckin funny dude...
Nobody can brighten my day like Conan and yes jordan too
especially jordy
I think this is the first time there's been a glitch with the Schlansky, Jordan model actually showing human emotions, namely smiling and laughter.
I think he's simply a contrarian. He makes a ridiculous statement and then tries to back it up but in this case he couldn't think of a legitimate justification.
Only in Italy.
no, he glitches in another video recently posted where he ends up talking about going to the bathroom again.
The schlansky bot also encounters human emotion when they go to couples therapy.
He does it all the time
“There is a plastic coating on it for durability”
Even when he cracks up still doesn't seem like he's breaking character.
His struggle is real🤣🤣
It’s not a character, why do people keep saying that ffs
3:53, Jordan is trying so hard not to break character.
3:15
“No one says the romance of the Amtrak train, maybe Joe Biden, but that’s it”
Caleb Ventura I think Joe Biden would prefer those super packed Japanese molesting trains
1:57
Trump would prefer Epstein's private jet
@@Bullfrog777 And not Trump, with the multiple assault accusations, grabbing them by the genitals?
*-2020 - pervert jokes
2021 - pervert zombie jokes
Both accurate
“There’s a plastic coating on it for durability.”
If I'm having a bad day, this is my go-to video to get a good laugh out of me. Seeing Jordan break charachter and crack up at a poop joke always makes me laugh with him.
Just saw this for the first time. Actual tears in my eyes from laughing. I also love the Japanese Etiquette lesson.
Right there with ya. My favorite thing about these bits is how they’re exactly between a blooper reel and a scripted bit. It really hits the happy bone just right for me.
@@borisivanovmusic I couldn't have explained it better.
Jordan nearly breaking character and having to use the ticket to hide his laugh cracks me up. :D
He’s not “breaking character”. It’s not a live show. He’s not supposed to be a character.
@@TheGodYouWishYouKnew It's a skit, you don't need to be in a live show. He pretends to be a humorless stuck up on the show and in these skits, so when they take it to preposterous areas and he can't help smirking, he broke the character he was trying to portray.
@@dowddash He’s doing that because he doesn’t want to laugh at the childish jokes. He wants to be seen as sophisticated. It’s not a character. Otherwise they could just yell “cut” a do it again.
@@TheGodYouWishYouKnew It's obviously a character because he's trying to play an insufferable snob and breaks at his own ridiculousness. They keep it in because Conan is trying to make him laugh, there are compilations of him cracking several times and he becomes more loose and his true personality shows.
@@dowddash Or he just laughs occasionally because he’s human.
I hope the people sitting behind them were aware of what they were witnessing in that moment.
Andrea Bruson i don’t think they could hear them
@rizzo69ca Well I meant both, behind and besides them.
@@CupcakeStudioVoiceover they actually could, they were not that far.
They would have been told ahead of time what was happening.. You can't simply film people without prior acceptance from them.. It is grounds for a potential future lawsuit from said individuals.. Therefore, one must assume that yes they were made aware of the fact that Conan and Jordan were filming a segment on the train and that they would likely be shown in said segment..
I love watching people have those laughing fits where they can’t stop and can’t explain why they’re laughing. It’s such an awkward experience for the person not doing it, but it’s amazing for the person laughing
When I have a bad day I watch this and everything's ok
This video is a hidden treasure
His laugh and smile is so uncomfortably weird. Love their bromance..
“Freak on a train” 😂 meltdown
Conan telling Jordan that he is cracking up/losing his mind etc whenever he breaks character always gets me 😂
Conan is funny and makes it look effortless. He is self-aware and confident.
Leo energy 🦁🦁
@@dancingbanana627 I don't think so.
@@dancingbanana627 exactly - who does he think he is, don rickles?
If you had an IQ of 10 million it would be easy for you too. When you're smarter than everyone else you can say things quicker and funnier
Conan is insanely intelligent
jordan.exe started crashing at 3:53.
Even Jordan can see the ridiculousness of repeatedly sniffing a train ticket in order to find something romantic about it.
Using "soils" to mean "feces" is archaic, but correct. That is a historical usage, most commonly in the phrase "night soils" meaning the contents of your chamber pot that you empty in the morning when you get up.
That's why we call sh*tting your pants 'soiling' yourself.............
Thanks, Jordan.
Earthworms' discharge are in form of soil which serves as natural fertilizer
How do you get your own "human soil" all the way up to your forearm?
@@christianbrown7959 lol his point was to say you should imagine you have urine or human soil on your arm, would you be fine with just wiping it off with a tissue and going about your day? or would you want to wash it off? it's the same concept as to why people use bidets, to keep themselves clean down there after doing their business.
The pizza in Naples really is on another level.
Conan is a genius for playing this impeccably straight
I was laughing throughout this entire video. I would have loved to sit across from them on the train while they were filming this... what a hilarious bromance. To me, laughing like this is one of the major reasons why the universe created itself to experience itself.
Not gonna lie to you chief but “the universe created itself to experience itself” is a badass saying
I wouldn't call it a bromance, Jordan basically drives Conan up a wall with his pretentiousness
very well said, I'm saving that quote
When I was overseas with the military, I use to watch Jordan videos at night to make myself laugh. It never failed. Dude is hilarious without even trying to be.
When he said "the romance of european train travel" I laughed out loud. As a european and as someone who has rode european trains a lot.
yeah, he always seems to romanticise europe, lol, i'm german and maybe italy is that nice, but germany's not really that special. you can't really compare northern europe with south western europe in my opinion xD
I mean technically romance comes from Latin Romanicus, meaning roman. They're on a train near Rome. Can't get more romantic than that when you think about it.
Too be fair, for Americans traveling by train could be a unique experience. Unless your fortunate enough to live one of a handful of expensive city centers, public transport is almost non existant in most of the country. Americans are more likely to have ridden on an airplane than a train or bus.
@@notsans9995 Exactly that. 45 years in this country and I only know of maybe two people who have ever rode a train here. Unfortunately, it's a bit looked down upon here, almost peasant-like.
Jordan is a master piece.
Jordan actually had a point about a romantic trip because they were in a foreign country. If Italians were traveling by amtrak, it would be a romantic trip for them as well since its something new for them
Sorry to break it to you, but no one, Italian or not would find Cleveland to Detroit a romantic trip.
@@CheLudo037 I would actually love to travel from Cleveland to Detroit by train!
Vincent Quak April fools was almost a month ago
@@Vincent_Quak no you don't
I'm story but i strongly disagree.
The word amtrak is simply a mood killer & not to mention the 100% same suburban look of every american city.
In italy or in fact europe, south america, africa, middle east, asia, australia you know what every other country except usa & canada have their cities unique look & not like a block wise look so its really intresting to see everything & feel the mood
I like when Jordan breaks character, bc it just shows he does have a sense of humor and does his best to play this character
Conan to Jordan in most occasions: Why are you not laughing? you're so weird!
Also Conan when Jordan is finally laughing: I'm scared of you, freak!
😂😂
I think Jordan is like 50% of what this character is...and him breaking character is awesome.
Jordan open my eyes to the beauties of life...he should have a channel on CZcams were he teaches people how to live life correctly! Bravo Bravissimo Jordan...I look up to you!!!
I think he has a podcast or something...where people send him questions and he tells them how he's better than them..
@@RealCoolGuy Ohhh, really?!? Do you know what his podcast is, please?
Every time Conan pauses after Jordan speaks I feel like conan’s trying super hard not to laugh before he starts talking again 🤣🤣
It’s so funny when he breaks his serious demeanor
The human soil hit the fan!
When Jordan started cracking up it made me laugh hysterically. I could hardly breathe. 😂
🤣🤣😆
Jordan's smile is soooo good when he finally laughs :D
3:54 when Conan says "what are you DOING?!" I chuckle heartily
I can never get enough of Conan and Jordan banter.
This is the first time I seen Jordan actually smile big !!
Conan’s calm demeanor makes me laugh even harder. 😂❤
“Ur frightening me” Conan 🤣
Jordan couldn't hold it together
The logic is undeniable. Bidets are a much more sanitary way of cleaning up.
I can’t be the only one who thought Conan was happily holding a knife in the thumbnail ...
The irony is Conan is the Harvard graduate here. But Jordan from the Enkledale school of Various Tasks and Biscotti Studies is supposed to be the deep thinker! I love it! 😂
I like seeing Jordan smiling,
And enjoying time with conan
Omg these two have to go on another trip soon they're so hilarious together
i've seen this before but man i laughed so hard when Jordan was loosing it ... whipping my tears ...
Gr8Success human soil. me too. Tears streaming.
Jordan cracking up is such a beautiful site to see. That’s really adorable😃
I know someone who is almost exactly like this person. Oddly even looks like him and has a similar laugh. I find it 100% believable that this is exactly natural Jordan and that the character is just him being him.
this is one of my favorite moments between the two of them, cracks me up every time I watch it
jordan: **finally crashes his codes**
conan: "i have never been more terrified in my life before"
Jordans favorite song from Rush is SEVEN CITIES OF GOLD !
Jordan: starts laughing
Conan: "You're frightening me..."
🤣🤣👏👏
I can’t believe that Jordan cracked himself up when Conan’s right next to him lol 😂
When Conan ripped the ticket 😂
Jordan is the biggest late night Troll on Earth. He’s in character all the time with the odd crack here and there. Brilliant!
Conan should do a travel series with Jordan. I would watch that series any day.
Jordan lost it when Conan busted out the fart sounds during the road trip, he lost it here when he started talking about 'human soil'. Basically speaking, shit is Jordan's kryptonite.
I understood Jordens arm Reference and I completely agree😂
Conan didnt let Jordan look bad in this dialogue when brought back the bidé guide when Jordan meltdown a little 07:32 . Conan respect him. was nice to see.
Probably my favorite Jordan video! I am still cracking up years later
Guys it is not about being an anti American snob. It's totally normal to experience romance in a train between Rome and Naples, because you two are not from Rome or Naples. A Roman person would not feel Romance traveling on a train to Naples but he would feel romance traveling on a train in the USA or whatever new country for him. In the same way, a person from the USA would not feel romance if he travels on a train in places that he knows very well.
Thanks Jordan
I mean, the word romance in English comes (through French) from Latin Romanicus meaning roman. They're on a train to Rome. It's literally romance.
Good comment, thanks :)
I'm story but i strongly disagree.
The word amtrak is simply a mood killer & not to mention the 100% same suburban look of every american city.
In italy or in fact europe, south america, africa, middle east, asia, australia you know what every other country except usa & canada have their cities unique look & not like a block wise look so its really intresting to see everything & feel the mood
This whole episode is just about Conan trying to gaslight Jordan while Jordan tries to maintain his sanity the whole time. Lol. 🤦
That Joe Biden joke aged like Jordan’s favorite wine
Joe Biden a traitor
Mr presidente Joe Biden.
It really did
Hindsight bias
@@ThePriceisRight4094D lmao insane conservative strikes again.
This was best video ever with Jordan and Conan!
It’s so rare that he laughs that when he does it’s just contagious
rhahahaha he broke when he was sniffing the ticket
Mazen Alawi and when he was talking about soils on the arm
Jordan is a pretensious dolt, searching for validation and respect
As a plumber, we do use the term "soil" in that context. In fact, a "soil stack " is a vertical pipe that carries toilet waste.
You mean shit, right?
Im so happy seeing this. Thank u.
Part of what I find hilarious about their conversations is I can see part of myself in each of them, and both are equally ridiculous.
Lol thank you for uploading to CZcams! One of my favorite segments ever that did not make it to the show
omg...this is great...thank you!
I have watched this again and again. This is just hilarious!
He’s so happy he’s in Italy he can’t help himself but to be in a joyful mood ☺️
Jordan is so good at keeping in character that when he cant help but laugh is so hilarious 😆
The fact that no one from Jordan's family ever came forward to say "hey, he's playing a character btw" is what gets me