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  • Conan surprises fake Italian and real CONAN employee Jordan Schlansky with a trip to Italy. #ConanItaly premieres April 11th at 10/9c on TBS.
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  • @angeldoemer8263
    @angeldoemer8263 Před 5 lety +19218

    Can you imagine what Jordans wife is like? Jordan " I am going to Italy.." Wife "OK enjoy the various activities."

  • @CommentPoster10
    @CommentPoster10 Před 3 lety +4635

    They're a perfect combo. Conan tells 100 jokes a minute and Jordan reacts to none of them.

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ Před rokem +2

      tru

    • @edibleapeman
      @edibleapeman Před rokem +66

      He is Conan's foil, almost precisely mirroring a weird inversion of the Batman/Joker dynamic. Papers could be written about these two.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Před rokem +8

      Relatable, too. Within all of us are varying degrees of Conan and Schlansky.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@edibleapeman I always like to think there's varying degrees of Conan & Schlansky in all of us that helps make their chemistry so relatable. Many of us can be entertaining, goofy, and downright childish, but as responsible adults, we're also attentive, aware, and trying our best to be educated, knowledgeable and professional when needed. Seems between these guys, we get the whole spectrum, and we literally can't lose when these two are talking to each other.

    • @axelorsal9583
      @axelorsal9583 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Yet out of all the jokes Conan throws, Jordan broke by Conan's stares.

  • @richale2235
    @richale2235 Před 3 lety +6231

    "I prefer experiences rather than materialistic-"
    "Nice watch, by the way."
    Conan is the best. 😂

  • @ColinStachowski
    @ColinStachowski Před 4 lety +15405

    In case you're wondering, here are all places Conan visited in Italy:
    Dande
    Losicio
    Gabiando
    Lobodidi
    Savieradanda
    Montescendo
    Sitalita
    Gando
    Seciendo
    Silventendi
    Rondondandi
    Scontecunda
    Sanchatito
    Portava
    Sanchutti
    Baharanda
    Srototototo
    Rapudi
    Pota
    Chapatubidu
    Santantapata
    Rapacopa
    Shanda
    Pundo
    Panda
    Panta
    Pinda
    Pande
    Pu

    • @majoraxx2427
      @majoraxx2427 Před 4 lety +786

      Ty was in Sanchatito and Panda last week. Dope places

    • @ColinStachowski
      @ColinStachowski Před 4 lety +550

      @@majoraxx2427 You gotta see Rapudi and Srotototo! You'll fall in love!

    • @enzyme6649
      @enzyme6649 Před 4 lety +243

      This needs to have more likes

    • @adarshrai5827
      @adarshrai5827 Před 4 lety +220

      Pinda pande pu is an amazing place

    • @mrfolgers4585
      @mrfolgers4585 Před 4 lety +124

      Ha you said pu

  • @positronicreflex.
    @positronicreflex. Před 5 lety +4609

    Conan: I paid that guy to kill you
    Jordan: I see

  • @MrDrSnoop
    @MrDrSnoop Před 2 lety +3765

    As a fake Italian myself, he’s pretty good at his craft.

    • @user-ol5bj4dm2v
      @user-ol5bj4dm2v Před 2 lety +31

      Hahaha I'm gonna take that "fake" label and use that from now on to describe people that try to emulate a culture from the outside.

    • @exzardoz2851
      @exzardoz2851 Před 2 lety +17

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v
      what's the problem if they like a specific culture

    • @isiahaf1359
      @isiahaf1359 Před rokem +14

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v are you just finding out about the word fake or something?

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles Před rokem +3

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v uhhhh yeah. That's what people call people who do that. Lmao. Who is this kid

    • @aididdat1749
      @aididdat1749 Před rokem +6

      @@JaxLittles a fake kid

  • @rajatmitra2661
    @rajatmitra2661 Před rokem +1009

    Doesn't laugh at Conan's jokes,
    Laughs at his silence.
    LEGEND

    • @arduous222
      @arduous222 Před 7 měsíci +17

      But please, imagine: one day Conan just run into you, proceeds to stare at you with little facial expression for 5 mins. Can you not laugh?

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 Před 21 dnem +1

      His childish, annoying attempts at humour aren’t jokes.

  • @QRSC-fh2ob
    @QRSC-fh2ob Před 5 lety +13263

    I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

    • @drkillinger6636
      @drkillinger6636 Před 4 lety +45

      I love bacon 🥓

    • @celia-ov6rm
      @celia-ov6rm Před 4 lety +12

      True :)

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 Před 4 lety +67

      that's nice.
      so, like I was saying, Conan & Jordan should have their own reality show.

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 Před 4 lety +5

      QRS3C273 lolll me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 Před 4 lety +16

      That's the proper response to children

  • @chesh1re_cat
    @chesh1re_cat Před 6 lety +4088

    Jordan telling Conan that romance is a diverse concept while Conan is pretending to be an inflatable sex doll is just everything beautiful about their relationship in a nutshell

    • @pietandersen6120
      @pietandersen6120 Před 5 lety +7

      CheshireCat Its gotta be a character that he is playin, he cant actually be like that.

    • @hamiltonatthedisco8823
      @hamiltonatthedisco8823 Před 5 lety +82

      @@pietandersen6120 I do think Jordan is mostly like that. I think he smiles a little more than this, but he could definitely be this "character" as a person.

    • @joshuafoley7014
      @joshuafoley7014 Před 5 lety

      CheshireCat these are facts wi wi

    • @joshuafoley7014
      @joshuafoley7014 Před 5 lety

      Hamilton! At The Disco if he wants to be. Very little amount of people have this ability

    • @IamGibby
      @IamGibby Před 5 lety +6

      I thought the same thing. Really showcased what I would assume their relationship most likely is day to day.

  • @jcarlovitch
    @jcarlovitch Před rokem +956

    The greatest part of Jodan always saying he completes various tasks is the fact that that is literally the Google definition of associate producer.

    • @apeters1285
      @apeters1285 Před rokem +63

      In one of those remotes explaining his job title he’s actually wearing a Google Tshirt 😂

  • @comfortable.and.furious
    @comfortable.and.furious Před rokem +244

    The way Jordan waits for Conan to finish making fun of his "qualifying himself" then immediately takes the pointer back and continues like nothing happened is legendary

  • @gemgem24able
    @gemgem24able Před 6 lety +8000

    wow. they upgraded jordan's system. he can laugh now!

    • @andreafranco5551
      @andreafranco5551 Před 6 lety +155

      gemmy2492 new update. But it's beta tester because that smile is so strange

    • @terry-zZ
      @terry-zZ Před 6 lety +76

      but he does not know the right moment to use it

    • @Filipe1020
      @Filipe1020 Před 6 lety +42

      It's the new Jordan Schlansky 2.0 - 2018 Edition.

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra Před 6 lety +29

      AI's come along way

    • @lichtishlogistics
      @lichtishlogistics Před 6 lety +32

      I thought it was just malfunctioning.

  • @stephencodekas3745
    @stephencodekas3745 Před 5 lety +7374

    they need to bring his wife onto a scene one day. im so intrigued by the type of woman that would marry a fake Italian.

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie Před 5 lety +255

      Stephen Codekas haha yesssss. and he’s pretty obsessed w all things Japanese as well....😆

    • @shortaybrown
      @shortaybrown Před 5 lety +328

      PRACHI VAKHARIA - how was that European “ warmth and sensibility “ from 1939-1945 ?

    • @AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq
      @AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq Před 5 lety +37

      @@shortaybrown the people who survived and help others in that terrible experience !
      Every country can be warm, but she ments the tipe of warm of italian culture, not better not worse but different !

    • @johnlabute6051
      @johnlabute6051 Před 5 lety +55

      Fake Italian and fake Japanese, check out the Conan and Jordan dining at the Japanese restaurant, when Jordan pours Conan some sake' and says it is custom to reciprocate. Conan's reaction is priceless.

    • @omaraftab7131
      @omaraftab7131 Před 5 lety +26

      John LaBute not to mention “I CAN GET TO MACCHIO”

  • @doctorsuave
    @doctorsuave Před 2 lety +945

    Jordan’s such a good dude that the only thing he criticized about Conan’s face is an easily fixable skin care thing, as opposed to actually criticizing his appearance.

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw Před 2 lety +76

      Confident people like to raise the confidence of others.

    • @doctorsuave
      @doctorsuave Před 2 lety +13

      @@AD-eg9cw well put

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw Před 2 lety +7

      @@doctorsuave Thank you

    • @beastinthesky6774
      @beastinthesky6774 Před 2 lety +39

      Watch their dinner at Jordan's favorite restaurant, he tells Conan he looked disgusting in 2002, lol.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 Před 2 lety

      Good dude? Guy looks like he's ready to break out into a serial killer at the drop of a hat.

  • @perfectbreakfast
    @perfectbreakfast Před 3 lety +496

    "that's not where speech is controlled" most glorious Jordan moment of all time

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 Před rokem +6

      Yes. It's 5-0 right there

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 Před rokem +9

      Jordan is always actively listening and isn't simply waiting for his turn to talk.

    • @deanmacey3554
      @deanmacey3554 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Amazing moment 😂

  • @jojodeguzman1093
    @jojodeguzman1093 Před 5 lety +5589

    "It's a quick conversation".Now that's a good marriage 😁

    • @fastica
      @fastica Před 5 lety +331

      Also known as couple without kids.

    • @zeeblue1220
      @zeeblue1220 Před 4 lety +129

      She’s probably used to it given how many times he’s been to Italy.

    • @glo1005
      @glo1005 Před 4 lety +13

      If only a lot of marriages where like that, but yea you know.

    • @911shan
      @911shan Před 4 lety +54

      Well it's a quick conversation on this occasion because it's going to be filmed with Jordan showing his favorite places in Italy to Conan with a camera crew and everything. I bet not all conversations of his travels are "quick". No one lives in a fantasy land like that, it's marriage after all lol

    • @saeta
      @saeta Před 4 lety +9

      Is either a really good one, or a really bad one where none actually care about the other

  • @makismakiavelis5718
    @makismakiavelis5718 Před 4 lety +3466

    5:16
    Notice how as soon as Schlansky say's the word "material" O'Brien's eyes dart around rapidly, scanning his "opponent's" body like a comedic automaton. In less than a second he notices Schlansky's expensive watch and he has already formulated a nice burn. Who is the robot here?

  • @kisubags437
    @kisubags437 Před 3 lety +70

    “That’s not where speech is controlled”. Conan looked like he wanted to kill him. I love them.

  • @RobotMetalhead
    @RobotMetalhead Před 2 lety +360

    I died when Conan tried to rib Jordan about breaking and laughing, and Jordan turned it into ribbing Conan about his face and dry skin. That's a top-tier deflection lmao.

  • @luwado
    @luwado Před 6 lety +4396

    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED

    • @hoaxlayer
      @hoaxlayer Před 6 lety +352

      He didn't laugh. Turns out the smoke from that burning tablet affected his circuitry and made his facial structure show something similar to a human emotion.

    • @raburto8984
      @raburto8984 Před 6 lety +1

      Luqman Wadood lul

    • @daslynnter9841
      @daslynnter9841 Před 6 lety +30

      First time he broke character!

    • @thecoolclonedude2
      @thecoolclonedude2 Před 6 lety +14

      Daslynnter nah, he did it often in the older ones

    • @KarinaCastilloPurple
      @KarinaCastilloPurple Před 6 lety +5

      +Daslynnter In the episode of Couples Conselling they hug at the end and he laugh XD

  • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
    @MrMiD.Life.Crisis Před 3 lety +6646

    "You're not going to tell your wife?"
    "im all set".
    Jordan is such a legend.

    • @skoomawizard
      @skoomawizard Před 3 lety +333

      It’s a quick conversation

    • @bellamarley9455
      @bellamarley9455 Před 2 lety +1

      True

    • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
      @MrMiD.Life.Crisis Před 2 lety +39

      @john templeplatein reality I would agree with you. But this is for laughs! I'm sure no wives, nor blow up dolls were affected in the making of this video. It just makes me laugh how they've developed Jordans character. Especially when you see this compared to the outtakes.
      My girlfriend is definitely used to and I guess must like how random and spontaneous I am. Or maybe tolerates it until I grow up?
      Hope you're good.

    • @garysandhu9162
      @garysandhu9162 Před 2 lety +2

      @john templeplate 0

    • @gigid9606
      @gigid9606 Před 2 lety +5

      its a quick conversation, lol.

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 Před 2 lety +626

    “You’re not going to tell your wife?”
    “I’m all set”
    As a married man, I’d say Jordan is a legend for that. 😂😂

    • @Anthony-zt1zs
      @Anthony-zt1zs Před rokem +3

      😂 😂

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin Před rokem

      He ain't nobody's bit*ch. Need to get things straight before you put that ring on.

    • @ethanporto1745
      @ethanporto1745 Před rokem +7

      @@ratlakmin Communicating with your spouse is not being a bitch.

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin Před rokem +2

      @@ethanporto1745 yeah for sure. All I m saying is that even if she whines over your spontaneous decision to travel. Just you do you.

    • @ahmed.abdelaleem
      @ahmed.abdelaleem Před 8 měsíci +4

      ​@@ratlakminincel giving relationship advices lol

  • @nomisukeindustries
    @nomisukeindustries Před rokem +108

    Calling Jordan out on the Rolex when he claims he would rather spend money on "experiences" rather than "personal possessions" was brilliant.

    • @moondog7694
      @moondog7694 Před rokem +1

      hOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A ROLEX AND NOT SOMETHING ELSE?

    • @nomisukeindustries
      @nomisukeindustries Před rokem +2

      Because I can tell.

    • @heavymetalboi
      @heavymetalboi Před rokem +3

      @@moondog7694 most Watch enthusiast can spot that that is a Rolex daytona

  • @Doitallgp
    @Doitallgp Před 4 lety +4007

    “My picture is hanging on the wall in the restaurant“
    “is it for passing bad checks?“

    • @poopace
      @poopace Před 4 lety +12

      bag checks

    • @zachs652
      @zachs652 Před 4 lety +31

      Rerin YL A bounced check is a check thats revoked because there’s insufficient funds in the bank account

    • @d.s.parentsr6502
      @d.s.parentsr6502 Před 4 lety +5

      @Rerin YL - It is a small paper document with instruction, relevant information and authorization for a merchant's bank to draw funds in payment for product(s) and or service(s) from an account at a customer's bank wherein funds are insufficient to honor the amount owed.
      [Now read it again in Jordan's voice]

    • @Gobbbbb
      @Gobbbbb Před 3 lety +15

      Why can no one spell cheque?

    • @jennibudde8358
      @jennibudde8358 Před 3 lety +1

      @Cassus Belli and "bounce" back from your bank to the business

  • @Jelly-ij2pw
    @Jelly-ij2pw Před 4 lety +5548

    He just drilled a lithium Ion battery and almost set the building on fire

    • @danepotmo2513
      @danepotmo2513 Před 4 lety +524

      That's how babies are made

    • @AfricanAnimeLoverAMV
      @AfricanAnimeLoverAMV Před 4 lety +299

      Like wow! I think they probably stopped filming to take it out after they realised

    • @andrewt6338
      @andrewt6338 Před 4 lety +75

      Thank you! I thought I was the only occurred to me.

    • @simple_networks
      @simple_networks Před 4 lety +161

      D&Darkrai as dangerous as that was, I laughed through the whole thing

    • @shobhit1997
      @shobhit1997 Před 4 lety +310

      I was shocked when he started drilling the iPad. Lithium ion batteries are very dangerous if punctured

  • @migodelfin3544
    @migodelfin3544 Před měsícem +52

    Who’s watching in 2024?

  • @raccoon3271
    @raccoon3271 Před 2 lety +63

    Jordan is the most, “I go to Italy during the summer”, American I’ve ever seen.

  • @schec1015
    @schec1015 Před 4 lety +3483

    "I complete the tasks, assigned to me." That got me

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 Před 4 lety +50

      I want to say that to my boss and see what happens lmfao

    • @jackielynne76exaxtly86
      @jackielynne76exaxtly86 Před 4 lety +9

      schec1015 evidently he does annnnnd he’s a dam good sport about Conan being Conan

    • @soulpenguin
      @soulpenguin Před 4 lety +45

      "Various tasks must be completed in order for the show to operate at it's maximum compasity. If I do my job correctly you'll never know I'm here" JS
      Heard him say that no joke

    • @grzyruth9205
      @grzyruth9205 Před 4 lety +1

      I mean, in essence that is what work is, of course there is more autonomy involved

    • @Memorex996
      @Memorex996 Před 4 lety +2

      "I have various logistical tasks"

  • @berimbolo2947
    @berimbolo2947 Před 5 lety +4241

    Ive never seen him break character until now. Jordan is quite the character.. And conan is just a comic genius.

    • @shaiknawazofficial4185
      @shaiknawazofficial4185 Před 4 lety +197

      He did break once during the conversation about not buying a more expensive espresso machine as far as I can remember.

    • @Alisha-pv1kb
      @Alisha-pv1kb Před 4 lety +39

      lactose even in the remote episode where they were with the couple therapist

    • @Kokoism
      @Kokoism Před 4 lety +5

      Tj Hewitt why is that sad?

    • @lozzylane31
      @lozzylane31 Před 4 lety +1

      Time stamp pls.

    • @diegobrando1600
      @diegobrando1600 Před 4 lety +7

      @@lozzylane31 6:28

  • @MusicMike512
    @MusicMike512 Před 10 měsíci +21

    5:21 watched this clip a million times and just noticed Jordan actually says thank you when Conan sarcastically compliments his watch

  • @baderaldhaian5520
    @baderaldhaian5520 Před 3 lety +41

    “Remember when this was on the cover of douche weekly?!” That was impossible 🤣

  • @Polo-rp9hk
    @Polo-rp9hk Před 5 lety +2666

    1:25 when Conan just rambles fake Italian city names like a maniac for 30 whole seconds and Jordon just continues like nothing, I died xD

    • @Shane-ju7op
      @Shane-ju7op Před 5 lety +64

      Jordan all round Comedic ability is on point.

    • @Nightowl333
      @Nightowl333 Před 5 lety +21

      That’s my favorite part lol

    • @12shivansh
      @12shivansh Před 5 lety +16

      I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD.

    • @traurigesland4622
      @traurigesland4622 Před 5 lety +13

      Some of them really sounded like italian towns

    • @magnushyenna1574
      @magnushyenna1574 Před 5 lety +2

      You didnt died. When you die you will know. Trust me. You stupid fool

  • @Chef_Freddy695
    @Chef_Freddy695 Před 4 lety +5408

    As an italian I am impressed by Jordan's knowledge of all the italian regions and their exact location.

    • @QYXP
      @QYXP Před 4 lety +379

      Well, he been there at least 25 times after all haha

    • @fvnt0miix953
      @fvnt0miix953 Před 4 lety +464

      I don’t understand why you’re impressed by that robot. He is programmed to know Italy better than Italians 😂😂

    • @jewlz91
      @jewlz91 Před 4 lety +105

      The one on the Right is Conan Not Jordan

    • @Andarovin
      @Andarovin Před 3 lety +122

      How about the way Conan perfectly lists off all the fake Italian locations??? Did you know they were fake?

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 Před 3 lety +109

      I really wanna visit Suppa Nintendi.

  • @dylanzukosky8656
    @dylanzukosky8656 Před 2 lety +50

    I’m just here rewatching all the old videos after his final episode 😢

  • @jackuhlenhake6768
    @jackuhlenhake6768 Před 3 lety +136

    Why is nobody talking about how Conan STABBED an iPad with a drill and then proceeded to drill out the battery almost setting the carpet on fire?

    • @m9ch15l
      @m9ch15l Před 2 lety +3

      Im sure they hv an expert (aaron) telling him where to drill without causing fire lol

    • @MannyTheSaxCat
      @MannyTheSaxCat Před 2 lety +14

      Uhhh yeah i have a feeling that was meant to not be as smokey

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J Před 2 lety +4

      That smoke is toxic as well... Idk who approved that idea.

  • @Longshot_NYC
    @Longshot_NYC Před 4 lety +1316

    "That's not where speech is controlled." The ultimate comeback.

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 6 lety +4469

    Jordan laughed because he inhaled all that toxic gas from the destroyed tablet.

    • @GuidelineSalt
      @GuidelineSalt Před 6 lety +273

      KingOfMadCows That's how robots get high.

    • @finalmasquerade
      @finalmasquerade Před 6 lety +31

      Maybe it was filled with laughing gas 🤔🤔🤔 lol

    • @AV-gz1bu
      @AV-gz1bu Před 6 lety +24

      I was wondering how that happened, good explanation.

    • @ngultrum1
      @ngultrum1 Před 6 lety +4

      He did laugh in the councelling show

    • @alicialaili
      @alicialaili Před 5 lety

      KingOfMadCows a-l

  • @mjn245
    @mjn245 Před rokem +45

    Straight guy plus ridiculous guy is a timeless and epic combination. These two do it better than almost anyone.

  • @yagesh287
    @yagesh287 Před 3 lety +39

    6:28
    Can't believe Jordan broke his character. Even the best of us make faults sometimes.

  • @acmills347
    @acmills347 Před 5 lety +2271

    "TELL ME, WHATS WRONG WITH MY FACE, OR NO ITALY"

  • @Lunr-rd7ob
    @Lunr-rd7ob Před 5 lety +1445

    Jordan: "I prefer to spend my money on experiences instead of material possessions..."
    Conan: "Nice watch btw" LMFAO 😂

    • @pj101
      @pj101 Před 4 lety +7

      With the stitch

    • @mattihanhineva8841
      @mattihanhineva8841 Před 4 lety +38

      rolex daytona 116500ln in case anyone is wondering

    • @shivensankalia3967
      @shivensankalia3967 Před 3 lety +6

      @@mattihanhineva8841 At which point can you see it clearly ??

    • @jayb____
      @jayb____ Před 3 lety +4

      @@shivensankalia3967 It's easier to see in other segments.

    • @posrendelkan4711
      @posrendelkan4711 Před 3 lety +14

      I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

  • @RedBuffaloBull
    @RedBuffaloBull Před 3 lety +58

    Conan saying “Now, I paid that guy to kill you.”
    Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say. Goddamn, Conan is just the best ever

  • @boanstvanov1057
    @boanstvanov1057 Před rokem +54

    This is one of the funniest improvs ever. I mean it's amazing how they can produce that much funny bits without a rehearsal or a script. I had tears coming out of my face by the end of it.😂

    • @sliceserve234
      @sliceserve234 Před 11 měsíci +2

      All these clips make me wish I had watched Conan's show more. There is comedy gold in Conan's jokes.

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 Před 6 lety +1318

    He's been saying it for years but no one believed him...Jordan Schlansky is a deeply emotional man

    • @ducheswannabe
      @ducheswannabe Před 6 lety +147

      he can be moved to tears by a warm sunlight on his face

    • @johnsmithee6660
      @johnsmithee6660 Před 6 lety +51

      he can also feel the sunlight penetrating his being

    • @klausweasley
      @klausweasley Před 6 lety +22

      I bet his being WAS penetrated.

    • @oliviawinkler6684
      @oliviawinkler6684 Před 6 lety +11

      duchesswannabe no that’s just the sun irritating your eyes

    • @zarazen8110
      @zarazen8110 Před 5 lety +2

      lol@your pic

  • @annelisejr
    @annelisejr Před 6 lety +6437

    My first time seeing Jordan smile!!! My life is complete

    • @singularity42069
      @singularity42069 Před 6 lety +90

      Annelise Jr you haven't watched enough conan yet

    • @dkyk00
      @dkyk00 Před 6 lety +79

      Why does Jordan's laughter make me so uncomfortable? It kinda freaked me out

    • @kiribundi
      @kiribundi Před 6 lety +10

      Kristian Channel a lot of remotes are not even available outside of the US...
      It sucks being Canadian. Sorry for my language.
      Well, it just sucks for that part, but you guys got other fish to fry.

    • @shashisingh-og8hy
      @shashisingh-og8hy Před 6 lety +37

      first time he broke character more like

    • @michaeldemorit9599
      @michaeldemorit9599 Před 6 lety +11

      Look at the "sketch" where they are at couples therapy, Jordan really struggles there...

  • @dancouver23
    @dancouver23 Před 2 lety +10

    "I'm all set"
    - Joran Schlansky

  • @Goodknowledge4522
    @Goodknowledge4522 Před 3 lety +12

    8:03 that “okay” was Jordan getting ready to go in.

  • @Adi-fw5xz
    @Adi-fw5xz Před 6 lety +5396

    Seeing jordan cracking up in this video has to be the Highlight of 2018!

    • @lukewalker4813
      @lukewalker4813 Před 6 lety +53

      Aditya I was like omg another emotion!

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman Před 6 lety +3

      I feel bad for you. And im in prison..plus suffer from depression.

    • @anneyeong333
      @anneyeong333 Před 6 lety

      Aditya YYAAASSSSSSS

    • @ch3no2freak
      @ch3no2freak Před 6 lety +2

      Aditya there is hope for man kind once again

    • @Ninjer89
      @Ninjer89 Před 6 lety +50

      Conan was saying the best lines and what finally got him? When he shut up.

  • @Filiolus
    @Filiolus Před 5 lety +828

    "Nice watch, by the way. *tap tap tap*"
    Man, conan is quick.

    • @iamcurious1761
      @iamcurious1761 Před 4 lety +6

      I couldn't understand this part tho😂

    • @huohization
      @huohization Před 4 lety +68

      @@iamcurious1761 Jordan says he's not into material stuff and Conan points out he's wearing a Rolex watch.

    • @jubihi7785
      @jubihi7785 Před 4 lety +12

      That actually might be a Rolex daytona, i have noticed jordan wearing that a few times. Conan must pay him a lot lol.

    • @maurob8586
      @maurob8586 Před 4 lety +2

      Filiolus Rolex Daytona white dial. Worth at this time around 14k

    • @mura0
      @mura0 Před 4 lety +1

      @@maurob8586 14K used. New is close to 30K

  • @CanisoGaming
    @CanisoGaming Před 3 lety +34

    "u not gonna call your WIFE?"
    "it's a quick conversation"
    man Jordan is my role model

  • @Catinkontti
    @Catinkontti Před rokem +11

    1:53 is the best part I think when Jordan just casually graps the stick after Conan has made his long and sarcastic statement.

  • @WatchGeek
    @WatchGeek Před 6 lety +3265

    Conan is a genius, but Jordan has such perfect timing and tone that I think he is even funnier.but they do look like they were made for each other!!!

    • @awakenDeepBlue
      @awakenDeepBlue Před 5 lety +97

      Jordan is the perfect straight man to Conan.

    • @josevallejojr2694
      @josevallejojr2694 Před 5 lety +70

      jordan is funny in bits, but doubt he can carry a comedic show for 25yrs like conan

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis Před 5 lety +9

      Conan's father is a medical doctor who also teaches at Harvard Medical School and Conan doesn't even know which part of the brain controls speech???

    • @nataliexu5624
      @nataliexu5624 Před 5 lety +54

      @@drServitis well your father being a doctor doesn't immediately give you the knowledge.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis Před 5 lety +7

      @@nataliexu5624 Conan graduated from HARVARD UNIVERSITY. Every liberal arts degree in the United States requires a basic knowledge of the human brain, and a Harvard liberal arts degree is among the most demanding of any of the schools in America. Not to mention as said that Conan's father taught medicine at Harvard University and his mother was a lawyer.

  • @AuthenTech
    @AuthenTech Před 6 lety +8251

    That was the best blow-up-doll imitation I've ever seen, well done, Conan!

  • @kiiroisenko1714
    @kiiroisenko1714 Před 2 měsíci +4

    The moisturizing / dry skin conclusion had me laughing out loud and convulsing. Holy cow that was insanely funny. 😆

  • @shawnravenscroft5350
    @shawnravenscroft5350 Před 3 lety +180

    By far one of the wittiest performances by Conan. He must have a high I.Q. to be so quick on his feet. Good job. Made my abdominal muscles hurt from laughing so hard.

    • @rileygalvin2
      @rileygalvin2 Před 2 lety +14

      I mean he did go to Harvard, so his IQ is definitely high

    • @bansheeofinisheerin
      @bansheeofinisheerin Před rokem +9

      Made my penile muscles hurt

    • @hypnos9336
      @hypnos9336 Před měsícem

      @@rileygalvin2 again, no. it is possible for someone who isn't intelligent to get into harvard. not necessarily conan, but others. I'm not going to explain why but let's just say certain demographics need to be satisfied.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO Před 6 lety +1829

    Jordan finally snapped. He railed into Conan towards the end. “You have dry skin”. That was brutal.

    • @victorhuertas4685
      @victorhuertas4685 Před 6 lety +76

      no one can push Conan's buttons like Jordan

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO Před 6 lety +13

      Victor Huertas without even trying ha

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger Před 6 lety +26

      I think they both clearly push each other's buttons haha. But Jordan is the master of letting things slide off of him.

    • @9robz
      @9robz Před 6 lety +25

      That's not Jordan. I think Jordan died in the Vespa accident. This is an imposter. Jordan doesn't laugh. It's impossible cause he wasn't human.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger Před 6 lety +9

      Haha this is clearly an error in his programming. *Initiate maniacal laughter. ERROR ERROR DEFLECT DEFLECT*

  • @stephenj1118
    @stephenj1118 Před 6 lety +2325

    Omg Jordan finally cracked

    • @Trackrace29582
      @Trackrace29582 Před 6 lety +80

      stephen jang he cracked a little when bought the coffee machine

    • @recca7
      @recca7 Před 6 lety +32

      of all things to do it, i didn't find a drill to his ipad all that funny, but everything else i was just dying...how did he not crack at that blowup impersonation

    • @dingle_burry
      @dingle_burry Před 6 lety +10

      much like conans dry skin

    • @macetenchu
      @macetenchu Před 6 lety

      stephen jang ikr!

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 Před 6 lety +1

      That probably happens once a year like his birthday though.

  • @samcollends
    @samcollends Před 3 lety +11

    4:44 You can see the subtle breaking of Jordan's character with that smile

  • @PersiaX582
    @PersiaX582 Před 10 měsíci +8

    4:44 Jordan almost completely broke character 😂

    • @en2456
      @en2456 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Good catch, so he is human after all 😂

  • @joselopez8116
    @joselopez8116 Před 5 lety +1726

    These two together are comedy gold!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @holdtrue2021
      @holdtrue2021 Před 5 lety

      😂

    • @user-dx5bn4yk4f
      @user-dx5bn4yk4f Před 5 lety

      They’re like bevis and butthead 😂

    • @NataMessi
      @NataMessi Před rokem +1

      I hope that they will get together again for another trip !! Miss it a lot

  • @Rico-wp7dg
    @Rico-wp7dg Před 6 lety +1090

    6:29 he cracks! HE FINALLY CRACKS!

    • @Irraptured
      @Irraptured Před 6 lety +40

      He's cracked before, in the counseling video

    • @TheTommy9898
      @TheTommy9898 Před 6 lety

      Pop tarts man

    • @ayayron3278
      @ayayron3278 Před 6 lety +11

      I promise 6:29 made my YEAR!!!!!

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 Před 6 lety +33

      He also cracked a smile at 4:47, when Conan said 'suckin at my teet'

    • @Rico-wp7dg
      @Rico-wp7dg Před 6 lety +1

      Same here A arron lol

  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus Před 2 lety +9

    1:38 Conan said "SacaPunta". That's Spanish for pencil sharpener. LMAO!

  • @phanbela8968
    @phanbela8968 Před rokem +21

    "Thousands and thousands of entertainment watch by hundred and hundred of people" . This line kill me 🤣

  • @joeys4289
    @joeys4289 Před 6 lety +3817

    Conan really shines in these segments, comic genius.

    • @thathandleistakentrythisone
      @thathandleistakentrythisone Před 6 lety +34

      Dodo Bird he shines coz hes so white. They have to powder him up pretty good before a taping

    • @robertdavis4192
      @robertdavis4192 Před 6 lety +35

      Jordan's a great stone faced partner though too

    • @Bitshitter
      @Bitshitter Před 6 lety +6

      Dodo Bird - he's a comedian who went to Harvard University, so he would have to be....

    • @donaldchump5024
      @donaldchump5024 Před 6 lety +16

      Because it's not scripted (I think). Conan is wonderful when he is being spontaneous. Sadly, most of his show isn't.

    • @cthomas025
      @cthomas025 Před 6 lety +18

      Conan is, without question, the best of the late night hosts when it comes to improv.

  • @mr.chipwhitley8770
    @mr.chipwhitley8770 Před 6 lety +433

    " *Thousands* and *thousands* of hours of entertainment watched my *hundreds* and *hundreds* of people" LMAO!!! Conan's self-deprecating humor is just something else!
    😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @cr9853
    @cr9853 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I could hear that Jordan Schlansky is accused of virtually any crime and believe it. He's just so unreadably capable.

  • @kaisebastianwunder3918
    @kaisebastianwunder3918 Před 3 lety +47

    You see Jordan sometimes boiling inside, because of Conans destructive and mad behaviour, but he still behaves well and stays calm. I have very much respect for Jordan.

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR Před 6 lety +2971

    I really understand Jordan. Travelling alone is one of the best ways to appreciate a location.

    • @lukew2194
      @lukew2194 Před 6 lety +220

      Yeah, they got hookers all over the world.

    • @jacasforever
      @jacasforever Před 6 lety +52

      Italian escorts are the best lol

    • @adriangonzaga8967
      @adriangonzaga8967 Před 6 lety +12

      Luke W i like the way you think

    • @alicen2610
      @alicen2610 Před 6 lety +8

      The only thing good about going with someone else is having someone to talk to and take photos with but I am sure if you plan ahead enough, you can find someone or service locally who offers some sort of daily travel buddy or something like that. If you go enough to the same areas like Jordan, you can also potentially develop some friends who can meet up with you. A potential downside to going with a gf/bf is they may want to be in a lot of the photos with you and think it is rude if you are not including them, but if you ever break up, you then have a bunch of photos where you are in the photo with your ex.

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender Před 6 lety +4

      Yeah, but a great location is the best way to appreciate the people you're with

  • @MEMEcloud
    @MEMEcloud Před 5 lety +3194

    *New Update from TeamCoco*
    JordanSchlansky v2.0
    *size- 1.4GB*
    *New Features*
    1. Can laugh now
    2. More human-like interaction

    • @snxdes9535
      @snxdes9535 Před 4 lety +74

      MEMEcloud
      INSERTED FEATURE
      3. Can roast

    • @marianoyuba3736
      @marianoyuba3736 Před 4 lety +45

      Joker skin available

    • @couragedy89
      @couragedy89 Před 4 lety +49

      Bonus activities added to : various activities

    • @emmanuellramos777
      @emmanuellramos777 Před 4 lety +12

      The features are actually a bug

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 Před 4 lety +7

      @@emmanuellramos777 its the other way around. *The bugs are features* .

  • @brodyquint1
    @brodyquint1 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Jordan: "That's not where speech is controlled." 🤣😂😂😂

  • @tykuresa22
    @tykuresa22 Před 2 lety +7

    1:15 "I'm not showing off, I'm qualifying myself!" lol I'm gonna use that one

  • @ATRization
    @ATRization Před 6 lety +163

    Jordan: “ I prefer to spend my money on experiences rather than material possessions.”
    Conan: “Nice watch by the way.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse Před 6 lety +961

    6:28 _An error has occurred. Unable to stay in character. System will now restart._

    • @elyongabriel
      @elyongabriel Před 6 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @pervZAGGert
      @pervZAGGert Před 6 lety +15

      He's not a character. Listen to what Conan said afterwards, it's actually true.

    • @Roy-G-Biv
      @Roy-G-Biv Před 6 lety

      hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @minutemuse
      @minutemuse Před 6 lety +5

      Z zz Of course he's in character...how else is he supposed to maintain his cover among the human meat sacks?

    • @deuceswild117
      @deuceswild117 Před 6 lety

      Bravo, sir!

  • @joshmontgomery9942
    @joshmontgomery9942 Před 10 měsíci +15

    Conan’s always been the most funny out of all other shows, he always knows how to be funny at the right moments

  • @dooodooo3474
    @dooodooo3474 Před 2 lety +27

    3 years later this still cracks me up 😂

    • @wakita50
      @wakita50 Před 2 lety +4

      Even after 10 years we’ll crack up

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 Před 4 lety +842

    I imagine jordans wife is exactly like him but with long hair

    • @TP-zj2qr
      @TP-zj2qr Před 2 lety +4

      Maybe she's talkative.

    • @paulallen579
      @paulallen579 Před 2 lety +33

      @D K Conan: ”You’re all set to be alone for a week or two?”
      Jordan’s wife: ”I have various things to keep me occupied for the time being. I could also travel alone.”

    • @namaloompakistani1768
      @namaloompakistani1768 Před 2 lety

      @@TP-zj2qr
      Two same people can't be the successful couple.

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e Před 2 lety

      Yesss

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e Před 2 lety

      @D K 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @travisbaker8607
    @travisbaker8607 Před 5 lety +2255

    They're like Michael Scott and Toby from the office

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio Před 5 lety +35

      OMG! I thought the exact same thing!!

    • @LifeOfFox
      @LifeOfFox Před 5 lety +22

      Dead on comparison lol

    • @Sam-jm1nn
      @Sam-jm1nn Před 5 lety +39

      Jordan has a quite a quiet confidence to him though

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 Před 5 lety +43

      @@Sam-jm1nn Toby, on the other hand, seems depressed and borderline suicidal throughout The Offices run

    • @DRACATI-1984
      @DRACATI-1984 Před 5 lety +14

      Hells yes! Except Jordan isn’t such a pushover

  • @johnepants
    @johnepants Před 10 měsíci +8

    I love when Jordan breaks at around 6:50. I feel like that’s their actual dynamic for 20 years.

  • @AlexColberg
    @AlexColberg Před rokem +5

    I just discovered the Jordan/Conan phenomenon in early 2023....I haven't watched TV in possibly 40 years except for the odd time due to living in a remote corner of the world, but I became an Internet junkie about 20 years ago. Anyway, their chemistry is fantastic.

  • @AntumDeluge
    @AntumDeluge Před 5 lety +399

    "Suckin' at my teet" got him.

    • @MrMedude77
      @MrMedude77 Před 4 lety +5

      yes. for the first time I have seen him break the character

  • @Salam99-1
    @Salam99-1 Před 6 lety +144

    This is the most alive I've seen Jordan - he's beginning to smile occasionally. Give it thirty more years with Conan and he'll be almost human.

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 Před 6 lety +18

      The new jodern model is still built with a slow learning A.I

  • @Anabeausoleil
    @Anabeausoleil Před rokem +13

    I like that as soon as Jordan laughed Conan started cracking up too. You can tell they’re good friends and respect each other

  • @SimpleSock
    @SimpleSock Před rokem +20

    They just make each other so much funnier.

  • @merica7291
    @merica7291 Před 4 lety +630

    Jordan: “My picture is hanging on the wall there”
    Conan: “Is it for passing bad checks?”
    😂😂😂

    • @serendipity6720
      @serendipity6720 Před 2 lety +1

      Mr. Moseby did you marry Robin sherbatsky?

    • @merica7291
      @merica7291 Před 2 lety

      @@serendipity6720 why don’t you go marry some bitches

  • @neiv10
    @neiv10 Před 6 lety +334

    The description: "Conan surprises fake Italian" 😂😂

  • @johnmarks4944
    @johnmarks4944 Před 2 lety +92

    Can't get enough of this sketch. I've watched this so many times lmao

  • @DarriusADetenamo
    @DarriusADetenamo Před 4 měsíci +3

    Oldie but still a Goldie.

  • @Abidur_
    @Abidur_ Před 5 lety +309

    When Conan asked Jordan why is he laughing, then Jordan acted like he kid and reversed it by asking him the same question 😂

    • @Elliott1314
      @Elliott1314 Před 5 lety +10

      Yes!!!! Lmao it was Jordan's version of "no u"

  • @elizathefixer674
    @elizathefixer674 Před 6 lety +270

    Conan: “I paid that guy to kill you” looks into the camera super disappointed. 😂😂😂

  • @DoctoRhythm
    @DoctoRhythm Před 3 lety +6

    3:52 “..... That’s not where speech is controlled.” 😳🤣

  • @SG_7733
    @SG_7733 Před 3 lety +4

    6:28 aww Jordan was so happy he was going to his favorite place with his best friend.

  • @eihcirarobmas3554
    @eihcirarobmas3554 Před 6 lety +883

    the sex doll imitation killed me

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels Před 6 lety +698

    Jordan finally fought back, "you have dry skin" lol

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 Před 6 lety +4

      CLuv He’s a class act. He was holding his punches. :)

    • @CLuvTravels
      @CLuvTravels Před 6 lety +4

      honestly it was creepy to see Jordan smiling

    • @shishaceo5204
      @shishaceo5204 Před 6 lety +1

      CLuv Nah it was cute

    • @dannyclub09
      @dannyclub09 Před 6 lety +1

      All those years of abuse and that's all he fights back with haha

  • @mohittrivedi27
    @mohittrivedi27 Před 3 lety +5

    5:08 Best😂💯
    "Thousands n thousands n thousand hours of entertainment watched by hundreds and hundreds of people"
    Conan and Graham Norton are best!🙌🏼

  • @rolandoruiz9520
    @rolandoruiz9520 Před 9 měsíci +3

    6:07 that looked like toxic battery fumes lmao

  • @jasonsmith-lv5my
    @jasonsmith-lv5my Před 6 lety +179

    Those fumes from the iPad really messed up Jordan's circuits. He started laughing.

    • @Prometheus0804
      @Prometheus0804 Před 6 lety +15

      jason smith He was driven mad from witnessing the murder of a fellow machine right in front of him

  • @ugh.idontwanna
    @ugh.idontwanna Před 6 lety +176

    It took the fumes of a punctured lithium ion battery to make Jordan finally laugh.

    • @arcon97
      @arcon97 Před 5 lety

      Yea, Conan didn't think that one through before he drilled through the battery.

  • @gerk7238
    @gerk7238 Před 3 lety +50

    They need to do more segments with these two. It’s comedy gold.

  • @kaisebastianwunder3918
    @kaisebastianwunder3918 Před 3 lety +26

    I am a German and i really think Jordan behaves very German, even his name looks German from the way of spelling.
    He behaves very mature and he is very focused in what he wants and plans.
    Conan always makes a big Show to entertain everyone, but Jordan lets him do his act and then moves on in the Conversation.
    Jordan is not an actor or a Clown or a Comedian. He is a very friendly, mild, kind and respectfull person and it would be an Honor to have him as a Friend.

    • @hdexotic1914
      @hdexotic1914 Před 3 lety +2

      yes i was born and raised in germany and i too noticed this, He sounds and looks intelligent, Which in america is something commonly seen as an annoyance.

    • @ScreamENW
      @ScreamENW Před 3 lety

      ihr meint das doch nicht ernst oder?

    • @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6619
      @hildegunstvonmythenmetz6619 Před 3 lety

      I agree. Also a lot of Germans are into Italy aswell.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 Před 6 lety +1548

    Wow, it looks like Conan's team programmed the robot, Jordan Schlansky, to exhibit emotions such as laughter at 6:34
    It's amazing how far technology has come.

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 Před 6 lety +4

      Hammad Ali wah bhai 2 top comments 😂 laga rai !

    • @shyko85
      @shyko85 Před 6 lety +16

      Elon Musk warned us abut this...

    • @rksmehul
      @rksmehul Před 6 lety

      Yo Archimedes , what's up?

    • @alexxx980
      @alexxx980 Před 6 lety

      Hammad Ali nice one dude😂