The Dumbshits Guide to Dark Souls: Lower Undead Burg

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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2014
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    Honestly what's there to say about this area? Kill the boss then go to the depths. The only thing of value here is Griggs cause he sells magic 'n' stuff. Unlocking the cage door is also pretty useful for The Depths, but make sure you buys purple and blooming moss from the Undead Female Merchant. They will be almost essential for Blightown.
    Also, the audio quality from the game recordings are a bit weird. Don't know why. Get over it.
    (This series won't cover soul items or random enemy drops.)
    Songs:
    Kevin Macleod: Call to Adventure
    Parasite Inc.: The Pulse of the Dead
    DMX: Where The Hood At
    Excision, Downlink, Space Laces: Raise Your Fist
    CaramellDansen
    Seinfeld Theme
    Renard: Tumblr Got Soul
  • Hry

Komentáře • 239

  • @yuki.arashi
    @yuki.arashi Před 9 lety +614

    Lower Undead Burg is always the wrong neighbourhood

    • @PheonyxJay
      @PheonyxJay Před 9 lety +102

      *kicks open door* heard you talkin sht bout the hood.

    • @yuki.arashi
      @yuki.arashi Před 9 lety +39

      Markus Wolfe smithers, unleash the hounds

    • @cyancyborg1477
      @cyancyborg1477 Před 9 lety +74

      Marco Zaupa Everywhere in Lordran is the wrong neighborhood.

  • @omnipotentgaming166
    @omnipotentgaming166 Před 3 lety +133

    “The don’t be shit and win” was honestly the most helpful part of this guide, ever since I’ve had piece of advice it’s changed the way I play souls and I try applying this to all bosses and I even use this advice to better myself in real life, so thank you 🙏

  • @bergonath8851
    @bergonath8851 Před 8 lety +279

    ''Don't be shit and win.'', that's all you need to know.

  • @EvlNinjadude
    @EvlNinjadude Před 10 lety +220

    In Dark Souls, you don't find the hood. The hood finds you.
    Also, thanks for not being dead, WildPie.

  • @minsqueeno2
    @minsqueeno2 Před 8 lety +218

    'Don't be shit and win' - best advice ever.

  • @Stickarms99
    @Stickarms99 Před 9 lety +199

    Lmao. Love how these are both completely accurate yet stupid at the same time

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 Před 2 lety +8

      Only just started playing the souls series and, honestly, love these as not completely holding my hand but stopping me from missing important stuff. Plus funny.

  • @spectrasoulfaire215
    @spectrasoulfaire215 Před 8 lety +31

    1:57 "Hello. I regret meeting you." Griggs just summed up all of our first dates.

  • @dashincorgi
    @dashincorgi Před 9 lety +40

    I usually open the shortcut to Firelink before taking on Capra

    • @pablox98
      @pablox98 Před 9 lety +2

      thats for cazul shts m8!

    • @Tjezzal
      @Tjezzal Před 9 lety +3

      But I killed Capra in one try, most recently. I also had low poise, but a club +5 that did nice damage on him. I really wanted to open the shortcut. This time around I also killed Orienstin and altered demon model solo without npc summons, I killed Orienstin last and got a nice ring, that took 8 deaths though. I made a new character a few days ago because I didn't like the build I had for 2-3 years back.

  • @Xanime95
    @Xanime95 Před 9 lety +22

    I started to cry when the second group of Hoods pooped out.
    Too fucking funny.

  • @jacobfisher8922
    @jacobfisher8922 Před 8 lety +99

    Am I the only one who lost it at the Seinfeld part?

  • @Dominichunter5
    @Dominichunter5 Před 9 lety +20

    lol did you really think that badass Dragon Sword attack came without a cost? A lot of the tail weapons are like that.

  • @SkullSkillsSkates
    @SkullSkillsSkates Před 9 lety +16

    why did i not hear of this series earlier? this is fucking awesome.

  • @scrublordnito
    @scrublordnito Před 10 lety +11

    Great as always, can't wait to see how you do Depths and Blighttown!

  • @robloxdude19
    @robloxdude19 Před 9 lety +7

    2:05 This is my FAVORITE line to use!

  • @pwnageprata
    @pwnageprata Před 10 lety +32

    Petrus becoming too cool for you with his cool new friends was the saddest part of the game, I hate how Nico gives you that condescending ellipsis who the hell does he think he is

  • @jeshuahgaxiola2465
    @jeshuahgaxiola2465 Před 9 lety +2

    That Caramell Dansen though

  • @Vizzztor
    @Vizzztor Před 8 lety

    Can't get enough of these videos. NEED MORE

  • @vorfiriongaming
    @vorfiriongaming Před 8 lety +1

    Thanks for the help, also love the way you made an guide HILARIOUS and helpful, cheers m8.

  • @MichaelShulski
    @MichaelShulski Před 5 lety

    I love the title of this video, and I can't believe that I always forget about this shortcut. 7 or 8 years later, and I still forget it

  • @daltonpark1854
    @daltonpark1854 Před 9 lety

    This is literally the best series on CZcams

  • @BackpackInfinity
    @BackpackInfinity Před 8 lety

    this is so amazing to watch. good video dude

  • @procowtipper1
    @procowtipper1 Před 10 lety +1

    This thing literally took 15 seconds to tell me where to go I love you

  • @Hydronair
    @Hydronair Před 9 lety +82

    Ey b0ss

  • @VitaleDerPro
    @VitaleDerPro Před 10 lety

    Awesome work again, made me laugh :).
    Thanks for adding the songs you used, helped me a lot.
    Cant wait for the depths :D.
    P.S. doges are the best

  • @uchiigtana
    @uchiigtana Před 10 lety +52

    infinite health?
    nice/10

    • @Dythronix
      @Dythronix Před 10 lety +26

      You must have just listened to the audio for the past videos.

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin Před 10 lety +2

      more like 69/10

    • @Ultrakrill2411
      @Ultrakrill2411 Před 6 lety

      uchiigatana I want that mod

  • @piercerichardson4222
    @piercerichardson4222 Před 3 lety

    Why did I not find these when I really needed a guide? Now I've beat the game and im just watching them all anyways

  • @bry159
    @bry159 Před 6 lety

    Precisely what I was looking for! Thanks.

  • @xtrems2
    @xtrems2 Před 8 lety +27

    Was that sound at 0:36 from The Room? Or is it just me hearing the Wiseau?

    • @Sidecutt3
      @Sidecutt3 Před 8 lety +1

      +Greatest Jaggi yes it was

  • @atmmachine11
    @atmmachine11 Před 6 lety +1

    Holy shit I love you for these videos.

  • @overlordmadness1548
    @overlordmadness1548 Před 4 lety

    I been learning so much from this!

  • @NekoCodi
    @NekoCodi Před 10 lety

    This shit is amazing! I can't wait for the eventual Blighttown

  • @Fgtborn
    @Fgtborn Před 10 lety

    this is the best thing in youtube so far

  • @ChirantanSharma
    @ChirantanSharma Před 10 lety

    I just got on CZcams everyday just to check whether this was up or not...and it's finally here T_T

  • @walerund8110
    @walerund8110 Před 8 lety +4

    1:09, dabs for days m8

  • @Beazle2000
    @Beazle2000 Před 8 lety

    I just started watching your channel but I can proudly say this is my favorite channel ever. Are you going to do dark souls 2?

  • @Slipydipboi
    @Slipydipboi Před rokem

    I prolly missed it but where is the resident key to get to the schmuck?

  • @eightcoins4401
    @eightcoins4401 Před 4 lety +1

    You can easily cheap out the Capra Demon by walking onto the ledge near the stairs and shooting fire arrows at him. He can hit you, but falls down as soon he tries to attack

  • @janko9964
    @janko9964 Před 4 lety

    I like how do music syncs with the wors appearing.

  • @ShinobiTCG
    @ShinobiTCG Před 4 lety

    DUDEBROMAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

  • @GamesHackerThe
    @GamesHackerThe Před 10 lety +3

    00:34 Hahaha, Dat "The Room" Reference x.x'

  • @ironfreakingtarkus3853

    Where did you get the basement key?

  • @charliea.franco7
    @charliea.franco7 Před 9 lety +1

    Undead: sippy sippy
    You: No fuk u
    Undead: :,(
    Laughed way too hard.

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose Před 5 lety +1

    So when I put down my Switch, the bumper was pressed and I attacked that mage dude.
    So much for that sorcery build, I suppose.

  • @rickyrigatoni
    @rickyrigatoni Před 10 lety +1

    After watching this video, I can no longer go to the thieftown without hearing where the hood at.

  • @Player74185
    @Player74185 Před 7 lety

    Is that Parasite Inc. The pulse of Dead i hear at 0:40? This is getting really epic now :D

  • @goldvoltage9053
    @goldvoltage9053 Před 7 měsíci

    I could watch this video about 100x and still have no clue where to go

  • @warmac88
    @warmac88 Před 5 lety

    Great guide bro

  • @kingofbirbs5705
    @kingofbirbs5705 Před 5 lety

    ay don't judge but what's the song at 1:30;

  • @Nyma76
    @Nyma76 Před 7 lety +1

    I died at 1:44

  • @bombyxtau
    @bombyxtau Před 10 lety

    These are so good .. I just. I don't even. Thank you.

  • @twistedrat6793
    @twistedrat6793 Před 7 lety

    How does one get a basement key?

  • @mdcynyay
    @mdcynyay Před 7 lety

    How do I git the Base-ment kiy

  • @XGODFORBIDX
    @XGODFORBIDX Před 6 lety

    What song was playing when the "Lazer beams" weapon showed up?

    • @XGODFORBIDX
      @XGODFORBIDX Před 6 lety

      also I just noticed there is a song list......

  • @bostonspinach8144
    @bostonspinach8144 Před 4 lety

    Best outro

  • @prod.pajo24
    @prod.pajo24 Před 8 lety

    Where is downstairs?

  • @WolfkinNorthclaw
    @WolfkinNorthclaw Před 8 lety

    I'm feeling a little like being tormented...I think I might try Lower Undead Burg, I think I might be able to clear it with my Sorcerer. Get some souls to level his stats a bit.

  • @wanderingcalamity360
    @wanderingcalamity360 Před 3 lety

    *"ENTER THE SPANK TANK"*
    I lost it. 😂

  • @sebadcabre
    @sebadcabre Před 7 lety

    Loved the Simpsons reference at the beginning.

  • @littlebaron5573
    @littlebaron5573 Před 6 lety

    Is that a lemmy reference at 0:25?

  • @narulguz
    @narulguz Před 10 lety

    This was fucking hilariously awesome, subscribed

  • @BAMAVADER
    @BAMAVADER Před 7 lety

    Song? 1:30

  • @thatoneguy5914
    @thatoneguy5914 Před 7 lety

    HOLY SHIT I THINK YOU WERE ON DUNKEYS DARK SOULS ABOUT TO BE SUMMONED ;O

  • @Jeffmetal42
    @Jeffmetal42 Před 8 lety +4

    "I did naht hit hur, it's naht trew, it's bullshit, I did naht hit hur, I did naaaht.... Oh hai Mark"

  • @ayukuro1019
    @ayukuro1019 Před 8 lety +1

    1:38 where do i find these stairs ?

    • @ayukuro1019
      @ayukuro1019 Před 8 lety

      yea i noticed already :D i was so blind

  • @bironbudokai742
    @bironbudokai742 Před 8 lety +2

    Did I hear a 'Oh, Hi Mark" at 0:36 :D ? MARKIMOO REFERENCE

    • @TerroristTrey
      @TerroristTrey Před 8 lety +2

      I'm pretty sure it's from the movie The Room but I don't know it was distorted.

    • @juanjuanfive6805
      @juanjuanfive6805 Před 8 lety +3

      Fuckin fanboys lol

  • @somedude1880
    @somedude1880 Před 8 lety +1

    Thank fucking god I know where that door is now

  • @williamgatesenson
    @williamgatesenson Před 4 lety

    yo whats that song at 2:20? shit's fire dog

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG Před 7 lety

    "Don't be shit and win" is the new "Git gud scrub"

  • @jeremyarnett6266
    @jeremyarnett6266 Před 9 lety

    what was the song that played for like, 1.5 seconds when it said something about an AI loop (with the wolf)?

  • @TopSunbro
    @TopSunbro Před 8 lety +28

    O HAI MARK

  • @denizesen1995
    @denizesen1995 Před 7 lety

    im addicted

  • @omarmaherrashadelshenaway1720

    very funny i love this guide

  • @WickedTimeFox
    @WickedTimeFox Před 10 lety

    this video freaking hilarious

  • @RossMirage
    @RossMirage Před 8 lety

    I'd love a voice-over version, just for the lols.

  • @Yoni123
    @Yoni123 Před 8 lety

    for some reason my basement key wont work... i got it behinf the tusk monster and have killed the gargoyles...

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 Před 8 lety

      +Audiophiler It worked now... I think I mightve tried it the first time after geting the key BUT before killing the gagroygles. Is it a requirement to kill them? If it is that wasnt made very clear lol. (What does it say if you try to open the door before this?)
      I searched the whole map again looking for a door for this key. had to check a walkthrough after an hour of running around only to find it was the door I thought of FIRST after all...
      Funny thing is I have actually played this all the way to Blightown before on PS3 but still didnt remember this. But I do remember now that I did this same exact thing back then lol!
      I'm glad now that I waited for the PC version, it looks great with mods and no FPS drops...

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 Před 8 lety

      +Audiophiler Thanks. Most likely it was my own fault and I actually didn't try to the door after getting the key but before it...

  • @Necrophite78
    @Necrophite78 Před 7 lety

    Just wondering, why the Knight shield? It's undoubtedly the worst shield in the game for its weight.

  • @qwolf2494
    @qwolf2494 Před 7 lety

    I still can't find the stairs to the depths. I am shit

  • @milkybits
    @milkybits Před 9 lety

    These are so epic

  • @TeaIngyer
    @TeaIngyer Před 8 lety +2

    Is it nerdy that I remember that exact Simpsons reference?... Man I've watched the older ones too much...

  • @Foxhole_official
    @Foxhole_official Před 4 lety +1

    1:30 this is a meme now

  • @deathbysockss5508
    @deathbysockss5508 Před 5 lety

    Legend

  • @FastRedPonyCar
    @FastRedPonyCar Před 9 lety

    Dat soul count @ the moss lady doe.

  • @minarosario
    @minarosario Před 6 lety

    I couldnt get the laser beams from schumbuck

  • @buss3796
    @buss3796 Před 10 lety +2

    1:35 Pretty much how I planned it out
    KILL THE DOGS FIRST
    Go to top of stairs let him follow, jump down from top.
    When he jumps down and has to recover, hit him once
    Go back up stairs and repeat
    Don't get super cocky and think you can get away with two hits

  • @bruisedspartan4870
    @bruisedspartan4870 Před 5 lety +1

    0:40
    Song name? I'm curious.

  • @galandember
    @galandember Před 7 lety

    that door... i didnt see it... im crying... :((((

  • @maximumdon7637
    @maximumdon7637 Před 2 lety

    Number 30: Taunt from a safe distance. Wait… No! Fuck! Don’t do that. It’s a bad idea! BAD IDEA!
    (That literally killed me laughing!)

  • @AghanimsScepterr
    @AghanimsScepterr Před 6 lety

    Oh ty good sir

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius Před 8 lety

    "fuk how do i door" You hold it. Hold it. Hold it.

  • @Tenchua917
    @Tenchua917 Před 7 lety

    1:50 yo wtf that ey boss, holy shitttttt

  • @jondc5967
    @jondc5967 Před 10 lety +6

    How do you open tht locked door for tht trapped guy

    • @WildPie101
      @WildPie101  Před 10 lety +27

      With the Residence Key that you get from the undead merchant in Undead Burg.

    • @jondc5967
      @jondc5967 Před 10 lety

      ight tnx

    • @shadowsheringon
      @shadowsheringon Před 8 lety +1

      the residence key or the master key that you can git as a starting gift

    • @kochen5172
      @kochen5172 Před 8 lety +5

      +Shadowsheringon The master key doesn't work in that door

    • @justsomeguy3159
      @justsomeguy3159 Před 7 lety

      Next to it,is an illusory wall. -Fuck- Kick it.

  • @XAKFlamingo
    @XAKFlamingo Před 9 lety

    what about the boss on the bridge? I'm stuck on him...

    • @rynebell5362
      @rynebell5362 Před 9 lety

      Plunge attack him from where you killed the two archers and don't stay up there for more than 15 or more seconds because he will jump up there

    • @XAKFlamingo
      @XAKFlamingo Před 9 lety +1

      Ryne Bell I know. I beat him along time ago, I beat the game along time ago. XD

    • @archieb4045
      @archieb4045 Před 9 lety +3

      Ryne Bell Did you really think he would spend 4 months on a boss without looking it up?

  • @SoraRoxas528
    @SoraRoxas528 Před 7 lety

    Wow I loved this XD

  • @chieckenman4432
    @chieckenman4432 Před 2 lety

    ggez drake sword gaming

  • @albertsanchez72
    @albertsanchez72 Před 4 lety

    0:40 - Parasite Inc. - The Pulse of the Dead

  • @PastaMaster115
    @PastaMaster115 Před 10 měsíci

    Yeah I still can't get through the spank tank. It's just beyond my ability.

  • @gleydesmarasansaloniloch137

    this is...... THE MOST FUCKIN AWERSOME GUIDE IN ALL CZcams +1 sub bro

  • @IBBX22I
    @IBBX22I Před 6 lety

    There are so many things that I missed

  • @pablo6095
    @pablo6095 Před 3 měsíci

    Doing downstairs where?!

  • @scavor5iq149
    @scavor5iq149 Před rokem

    thanks