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  • Some things that happened during lockdown.
    Episode 2 - • TheVarus Strakes Buck
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    • How to BRAAAM
    Blue Journey by Vodovoz
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    Fibbage 3
    Wii Shop/eShop Theme
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    Orchestral Fanfare - Victory
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    That neat sprite animation of the mol bottle by 'itsmeveronica'
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Komentáře • 26K

  • @threemad
    @threemad Před 3 lety +102073

    ONGUGUNGENGEN VILAGE

  • @osmiphos9061
    @osmiphos9061 Před 3 lety +10273

    When all hope was lost... internet historian remembered his password

    • @max_208
      @max_208 Před 3 lety +444

      and all of that thanks to nord vpn

    • @hsbsbytbad9326
      @hsbsbytbad9326 Před 3 lety +63

      Maxime Daniel beated me to it fuc-

    • @debetrolence1991
      @debetrolence1991 Před 3 lety +11

      Bruh but what's up with all those ads?? Jeez IH, you gots to chill with those ads mate. Too many!

    • @varnix1006
      @varnix1006 Před 3 lety +18

      @@max_208 *Dashlane

    • @Kurochana
      @Kurochana Před 3 lety +1

      Inb4 Dashlane sponsorship

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 Před rokem +908

    “Grandpa? What did you do during the pandemic?”
    “I was a tail gunner for Charmin.”

  • @TheDrakeProjectTDP
    @TheDrakeProjectTDP Před rokem +1278

    Honestly "Shut up and panic" is a *perfect* way to describe the last 2 years.

  • @bluez_w
    @bluez_w Před 3 lety +38421

    This is real, unexaggerated, history, that I actually lived through, and yet it still sounds like a shitpost.

    • @zakariaali8864
      @zakariaali8864 Před 3 lety +2791

      "Reality is stranger than fiction"

    • @elroma7712
      @elroma7712 Před 3 lety +1877

      @@zakariaali8864 reality is stupider than fiction.

    • @sergentharker7182
      @sergentharker7182 Před 3 lety +1362

      History is a giant shitpost

    • @SupernalVoyage
      @SupernalVoyage Před 3 lety +1208

      @@elroma7712 If anyone wrote something like the toilet paper panic into a book or movie I would have called it bad writing.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 3 lety +436

      God is the master of shitposting.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 Před 3 lety +6231

    I used to think the way people acted in disaster movies were amazingly stupid. And now that we’re going through this I realize they weren’t acting stupid enough.

    • @aevvah_flxwer8550
      @aevvah_flxwer8550 Před 3 lety +232

      Underrated comment. Yeah deep down we're all just animals. :/
      This year better end up in future history courses.
      Edit: Didn't expect all the likes. Thanks everyone, stay safe. :)

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman Před 3 lety +514

      We literally had people spreading the virus INTENTIONALLY. In the films it's always some evil corporate because there's some spoils to it, in reality it's just dumb people for shits and giggles.

    • @silverdragon122
      @silverdragon122 Před 3 lety +144

      I know, right? That's what blows me away after all this. People actually behave dumber in real life.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 Před 3 lety +322

      Right? In movies they try to drive out of town, hoard food, try to find heat and shelter, in real life they hoard on toilet paper when it's not even a stomach virus, they shot at a hurricane, they attacked 5G towers because being constructed while covid is going on cannot possibly be unrelated. Oh dear disaster movie writers, they had way too much hope in humanity.

    • @thepope2412
      @thepope2412 Před 3 lety +1

      Bitchslapped real life isn’t much different, the Chinese you see

  • @6stringstorulethemall967
    @6stringstorulethemall967 Před rokem +785

    So I had lost my home back in 2020 and was sleeping in my car, driving around LA like a nomad and it was genuinely the most surreal year of my life because literally nobody was outside. I could drive anywhere and everything was quiet it was freaky

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk Před rokem +69

      Okay um… I’m gonna be completely honest, that sounds both awesome and creepy and I kinda want to learn more about your adventures as the LA Nomad

    • @connorhealy1562
      @connorhealy1562 Před rokem +26

      Did it start with a bullet to the brain? That'd fit in line with the Fallout intro to the video

    • @cristianarreola7246
      @cristianarreola7246 Před rokem +19

      Sounds like you entered the Twilight Zone. Sounds really fun.

    • @tsunax1400
      @tsunax1400 Před rokem +4

      Yeah I still had to go in to work because my employer brought a bunch of cleaning wipes and masks when the virus kicked off and the company and staff were considered 'essential' as a result. It was bs and we all resented it but that 1 hr 20 mins travel through London was great, it was awesome not being sandwiched in the underground anymore

    • @colechapman3382
      @colechapman3382 Před rokem +7

      It was so wild going into Manhattan in 2020. No cars or people was WEIRD

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout Před rokem +995

    The further removed we are from 2020, the funnier it becomes.

    • @spencerm5913
      @spencerm5913 Před 9 měsíci +28

      I watch it every 6months just to remember

    • @oddunb6190
      @oddunb6190 Před 7 měsíci +12

      It didn’t even stop until 2022 though…

    • @SwimmingInSunlight
      @SwimmingInSunlight Před 7 měsíci +24

      ​@@oddunb6190it hasn't stopped yet to this day...

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Před 6 měsíci +22

      ​@@SwimmingInSunlightcovid? No, it didn't stoped
      Panic buying of goods? Yea, stoped. Didn't remember anyone fighting for toilet paper

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri Před 6 měsíci +2

      This was hilarious while it was ongoing.
      It was just such a disbelief stupidity move.

  • @pajen6849
    @pajen6849 Před 3 lety +5635

    The internet historians main channel? Haven't heard that name in years...

  • @alyshay82597
    @alyshay82597 Před 3 lety +11671

    I feel like NordVPN isn't even sponsoring Internet Historian anymore, he's just continuing the story for the sake of the story. He's doing this for the art of it all.

    • @KiomonDuck
      @KiomonDuck Před 3 lety +81

      @naruto tricked me sry I hope they are paying more that that chump change.

    • @kingvt817
      @kingvt817 Před 3 lety +47

      kiomon 10 grand as chump change? Lol

    • @siechamontillado
      @siechamontillado Před 3 lety +397

      NordVPN and Internet Historian probably have had breakup sex, like, 17 times now; probably.

    • @fuckyourweakness843
      @fuckyourweakness843 Před 3 lety +21

      High quality indeed

    • @mehukattti
      @mehukattti Před 3 lety +242

      NordVPN pulled the plug years ago and has even filed lawsuits against Internet Historian, but the madman can't be stopped.

  • @matthewsmiley3630
    @matthewsmiley3630 Před rokem +230

    “how do I take my white blood cell count? This ones all red” made me laugh out loud

  • @nekroxxigasmith1093
    @nekroxxigasmith1093 Před rokem +174

    "Squash were being compressed" is one of the best jokes..

  • @e2daron
    @e2daron Před 3 lety +2008

    "Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." -Sandy Cheeks

    • @ratchetexperience8379
      @ratchetexperience8379 Před 3 lety +92

      "Keep your expectations low, boy. And you'll never be disappointed" -Kratos

    • @mittycommitspizzatime92
      @mittycommitspizzatime92 Před 3 lety +63

      “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.”
      - Patrick Star

    • @stevendrake5268
      @stevendrake5268 Před 3 lety +14

      I know this is out of context but are her cheeks actually sandy???

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 Před 3 lety +3

      @Usuário Sarcástico The problem is that colleges are using mainstream news as a source. That's why kids talk about trigger warnings with a straight face. They had to forcefully learn about it or waste tuition money.

    • @skavanagh2778
      @skavanagh2778 Před 3 lety +3

      "roadhouse"-peter griffin

  • @mizudake92
    @mizudake92 Před 3 lety +3435

    The jokes per minute in this video is at a critical level.

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer Před 3 lety +39

      Tzeentach levels

    • @marcaliaga5440
      @marcaliaga5440 Před 3 lety +6

      Are the Abigail spanburgur adds part of the jokes?

    • @ribriddler8114
      @ribriddler8114 Před 3 lety +1

      @@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer I know this is a warhammer reference but ive got no idea what it means

    • @drunkroku4054
      @drunkroku4054 Před 3 lety +2

      This episode was gay. The end bit was Greta level super gay.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 Před 3 lety +10

      @@ribriddler8114 hey hey people

  • @shaggyhuh8596
    @shaggyhuh8596 Před rokem +485

    The toilet paper situation made me realize how many people are so beyond dumb

    • @vimal-cliobconsulting
      @vimal-cliobconsulting Před rokem +18

      Society is dumb indeed

    • @colonelfalcar1089
      @colonelfalcar1089 Před rokem

      A person is smart, PEOPLE are dumb

    • @pluckyscuds
      @pluckyscuds Před rokem +35

      The 5g tower is worse

    • @Hansen19971
      @Hansen19971 Před rokem

      The toilet paper is kinda understandable
      Some dumb people believe in the rumor --> Some people realize that some dumb people believe the rumor and buy TP before it runs out --> Some people realize they can turns profit by selling TP --> Repeat
      5G tho

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 11 měsíci +24

      ​@@pluckyscuds Yeah, I would rank thr 5G tower bullshit far higher.

  • @JP3Gl
    @JP3Gl Před rokem +298

    crazy how it’s been 2 years since i watched this. hard to believe the world was like this at one point 😭

    • @ProjectV6
      @ProjectV6 Před rokem +19

      I honestly prefer those old days over the ones we have now...

    • @SakustarsShine
      @SakustarsShine Před rokem +5

      I remember being a huge germaphobic at that time (I still carry my bottle of alcohol) but I no longer have the same precautions. You know I learned that we have to adapt, and face our sad reality.

    • @logicaldude3611
      @logicaldude3611 Před rokem

      That’s how easy it is to manipulate many people. If you think notes weren’t being taken…

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Před 11 měsíci +5

      My job made us go hybrid with working both from home and at the office and I miss being fully remote. It was why I took the job. Every time I'm stuck in traffic, or have to take a detour because of an accident, or almost have an accident because of an impatient driver, I always think, "I wouldn't be dealing with this bull if we were just working remote again." We only go in two days a week, but still.
      I now half the time try to find an excuse to not go in and to just work from home. This week, I'm dogsitting for my mom 😂. I legitimately am, but this dog can hold himself for up to 15 hours, I *could* have gone into the office today...but my workplace doesn't need to know that.
      I get the sense my co-workers are doing the same, or they claim they need to arrive late, lol. Nobody likes going in to the damn office.

  • @Zx30
    @Zx30 Před 3 lety +3404

    1G = Ok
    2G = Ok
    3G = Ok
    4G = Ok
    5G = WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! :(

  • @Atlasbr001
    @Atlasbr001 Před 3 lety +650

    "Squash were being...compressed"
    Underrated joke

    • @Fish_152
      @Fish_152 Před 3 lety +6

      Fish fish fish

    • @jackdizzy123
      @jackdizzy123 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Fish_152 om nom nom

    • @aisforairborne
      @aisforairborne Před 3 lety +1

      Help me understand please

    • @StratOFerus
      @StratOFerus Před 3 lety +4

      @@aisforairborne Nah, I don't think there's a need to *press* the subject.

    • @JMittenkit
      @JMittenkit Před 3 lety +2

      Squash were Squished!

  • @TheMaskedFox288
    @TheMaskedFox288 Před rokem +101

    "Am I bugging or is fucking Mary dead?"
    Honestly a valid question

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Před 10 měsíci +2

      18:39 Maddie is kind of a BADDIE tho😍

    • @sleepy6476
      @sleepy6476 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@esmeecampbell7396i thought I was the only one who noticed

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@sleepy6476 THANK YOU! at least there's someone else with taste these days

    • @TheMaskedFox288
      @TheMaskedFox288 Před měsícem

      ​@@esmeecampbell7396
      Yk maddie is probably underage right you creep?

  • @shavneelnand1976
    @shavneelnand1976 Před rokem +177

    This video may just serve as a Sparknotes styled for students later on about 2020. Crazy to think that internet historian is setting up for future students with entertaining content.

    • @mattsquared87
      @mattsquared87 Před rokem +10

      A literal internet historian at this point

  • @gustanogueira1203
    @gustanogueira1203 Před 3 lety +3843

    POV:
    You're a kid in 2035
    You hear your parents talking about that 2020 pandemic or some shit
    You Google It, and there you are

    • @juankgonzalez6230
      @juankgonzalez6230 Před 3 lety +82

      It's gonna be wild

    • @Ebb0Productions
      @Ebb0Productions Před 3 lety +140

      Hey kids! DAD WAS HERE!

    • @evang2881
      @evang2881 Před 3 lety +46

      This only 15 years away. CZcams's been around for about 15 years.

    • @ita5297
      @ita5297 Před 3 lety +3

      Hey i wasnt here

    • @death_XP
      @death_XP Před 3 lety +12

      A child will research this video to understand what the parents keep talking about, this is insane

  • @youwillpayforyoursins9372
    @youwillpayforyoursins9372 Před 3 lety +1976

    It took an entire pandemic for Internet Historian to find his password. Let that sink in. It has been standing outside your house for far too long... Please let that sink in....

  • @LazyObsidian744
    @LazyObsidian744 Před rokem +80

    the fact that the aussie pm scolded australia like that is the most comedic thing ever

    • @markcoroneos7811
      @markcoroneos7811 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Not as good as when he flew off to hawaii for a holiday during one of the worst bushfire seasons we'd had in a while 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @LazyObsidian744
      @LazyObsidian744 Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@markcoroneos7811 skill issue

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard Před 5 měsíci

      @@markcoroneos7811
      Typical politician. They only want to get into the trough, because they’re pigs 🐷

    • @TTOS69
      @TTOS69 Před 15 dny

      Their leaders are so condescending and make everyone feel like 5 year olds when they talk like that lmao

  • @marzuqahmed218
    @marzuqahmed218 Před 11 měsíci +79

    Hard to to think this was 3 years. Feels like yesterday.

    • @ManicBacon
      @ManicBacon Před 11 měsíci +7

      I kinda miss it

    • @chain12bb
      @chain12bb Před 8 měsíci

      True

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Před 8 měsíci +2

      I went home office then and I'm still in home office now, never got Covid, so it's a net positive experience for me.

  • @parsifal9251
    @parsifal9251 Před 3 lety +4452

    "The people in the Black Death were so ignorant and superstitious. They thought the Plague was caused by the planets aligning! I'm so glad people are smart now and we have science!"

    • @swaggerdagger8976
      @swaggerdagger8976 Před 3 lety +358

      Jesus fuckin Christ this is the second dark ages.
      I was reading a history book and we're doing the stupid shit again

    • @FireFly-kz2te
      @FireFly-kz2te Před 3 lety +94

      Its just mass hysteria dude making us stupid

    • @tardvandecluntproductions1278
      @tardvandecluntproductions1278 Před 3 lety +203

      No need to go back that far, we are repeating the same stupidity from during the Spanish flu

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 Před 3 lety +203

      @@FireFly-kz2te "A person can be smart, people are STUPID". Proven over and over.

    • @lcunash8093
      @lcunash8093 Před 3 lety +54

      Tons of people thought/think that 5G towers caused covid... I don’t see the difference.

  • @cirlu_bd
    @cirlu_bd Před 3 lety +3585

    I don't think he's sponsored by NordVPN anymore, he just does the ads for fun now.

    • @thevikvids
      @thevikvids Před 3 lety +77

      the nord vpn guy part of the kkk ha haaaa

    • @toastytarantula3377
      @toastytarantula3377 Před 3 lety +4

      @fuck google wait isn't just a costume that was edited

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 Před 3 lety +9

      @@toastytarantula3377 Well I mean, what do you think a KKK uniform is? You don’t just go buy them at Wal-Mart.

    • @toastytarantula3377
      @toastytarantula3377 Před 3 lety +6

      @@erikurizita6702 no I mean like an executioner costume but edited
      Edit: yeah thats just a costume not a KKK uniform

    • @erikurizita6702
      @erikurizita6702 Před 3 lety +7

      @@toastytarantula3377 Ah, I see. Sorry for the misunderstanding my friend. Didn’t try to be condescending, but I just read my comment back and I’m come off as a prick. So my apologies

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Před rokem +237

    It's so wild looking back on all this, just to see the upload date was _only 5 months into the pandemic._ All that shit felt like it took 2 years, and yet I oddly kind of miss it.

    • @lifevest1
      @lifevest1 Před rokem +3

      I still remember improvising. No toilet paper? Use paper towels/cocktail napkins. No hand sanitizer? use Everclear!

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand Před rokem +6

      @@lifevest1 No Everclear? Use hand sanitizer

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder Před rokem +30

    Wow. People tend to panic and act irrationally when they're stuck in a situation that is completely new, with no similar experiences that they can compare to, and also stuck isolated for months on end. Such a discovery for sociology and psychology.

  • @nigimy
    @nigimy Před 3 lety +2399

    Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way.

  • @MegaPROBlader
    @MegaPROBlader Před 3 lety +510

    "...but when the world needed him most, he returned"

    • @patternwhisperer4048
      @patternwhisperer4048 Před 3 lety +3

      He was never gone check his other channel lol

    • @willferg7347
      @willferg7347 Před 3 lety +4

      he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous need for ad revenue he found no peace

    • @josef2970
      @josef2970 Před 3 lety +1

      Pattern Whisperer yea

    • @MegaPROBlader
      @MegaPROBlader Před 3 lety +1

      @@patternwhisperer4048 ik is jus, meme

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith Před 3 lety +1

      @@patternwhisperer4048 IQ 0. That was so obviously a joke that now YOU are the joke.

  • @yrzbateno
    @yrzbateno Před rokem +63

    0:06 Intro
    1:11 Toilet Paper
    7:50 GGGGG
    10:37 Fake Cures
    13:30 Supply Chain
    15:56 Zoom
    20:36 Nature 2: Reloaded
    22:39 Outro
    You were on mars, elon musk is the president and you were obama the whole time

  • @skelimanter6688
    @skelimanter6688 Před 10 měsíci +28

    Seeing this 2 years later makes me realize how much of this time period was a fever dream

  • @ethanl5527
    @ethanl5527 Před 3 lety +2789

    I like how all the quotes are fake except the Gwyneth Paltrow one about zucchini.

    • @Pasteldqueijo
      @Pasteldqueijo Před 3 lety +54

      How do you know that ? Why do you know that ?

    • @iplat
      @iplat Před 3 lety +25

      @@Pasteldqueijo because they're the XKCD black hat guy

    • @ohnoitschris
      @ohnoitschris Před 3 lety +97

      @@Pasteldqueijo JonTron covered her Goop thing and how she's a treasure trove of madness

    • @Nope-en9bo
      @Nope-en9bo Před 3 lety +37

      Lex_Ka
      Charlie aka MoistCritikal and Jontron made some awesome content about them scented shit candles.

    • @Sandux930
      @Sandux930 Před 3 lety +10

      *vibe* stickers y'all

  • @LocalGuardsman
    @LocalGuardsman Před 3 lety +2382

    Let me remind everyone that the year ain’t even over yet. This is just part one.

    • @therm0alfred448
      @therm0alfred448 Před 3 lety +7

      Exactly

    • @taeunaosei9107
      @taeunaosei9107 Před 3 lety +111

      This season of Earth is my favorite

    • @annabella1650
      @annabella1650 Před 3 lety +19

      Oh come on we’ve got about 4 months left, how much worse can things get?

    • @BETTASIAN
      @BETTASIAN Před 3 lety +59

      @@annabella1650 alien invasion?

    • @ereoleon
      @ereoleon Před 3 lety +38

      Spain flu lasted 18 months so.... yeah ...2021 is going to be wild.

  • @SuicidalTurnip
    @SuicidalTurnip Před rokem +31

    Looking back it honestly feels like a fever dream. I remember going shopping and not being able to get soap, hand sanitiser, toilet paper, and a tonne of other essentials because people just went absolutely nuts.

  • @Philip_Lim
    @Philip_Lim Před 23 dny +7

    seeing twomad hits different now

  • @lebu6258
    @lebu6258 Před 3 lety +1649

    In Bolivia, people destroyed a lot of towers, fun fact: they don't have 5g there.

    • @ThisGuyHere17
      @ThisGuyHere17 Před 3 lety +116

      Damn.
      And then someone wants to tell me people aren't dumb

    • @HeYoNiA
      @HeYoNiA Před 3 lety +67

      @@ThisGuyHere17 People aren't dumb mate, they're just mentally challenged

    • @ThisGuyHere17
      @ThisGuyHere17 Před 3 lety +45

      @@HeYoNiA I believe that's just "dumb" spelled diffrently

    • @HeYoNiA
      @HeYoNiA Před 3 lety +25

      @@ThisGuyHere17 Your belief is indeed correct

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown Před 3 lety

      XD I think I peed myself a little just now :|

  • @LifesNeverHumDrum
    @LifesNeverHumDrum Před 3 lety +1134

    "A *person* is smart. *People* are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals."

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch Před 3 lety +27

      Ah that is a reference I have not heard in a LONG time. In the perfect delivery by Tommy Lee Jones.

    • @Box-O-Soldier
      @Box-O-Soldier Před 3 lety +4

      Accurate. Where is this from?

    • @danspencer1281
      @danspencer1281 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Box-O-Soldier men in black

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore Před 3 lety +24

      ill also just park this classic here
      George Carlin ' - Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

    • @vemone2200
      @vemone2200 Před 3 lety +2

      People
      human beings in general or considered collectivel
      ???
      Persons (plural)
      ???
      Loads of Persons out there = dumb, dangerous animals. I agree.

  • @sharpfang
    @sharpfang Před rokem +45

    I stockpiled on TP over 4 years ago. When there were no shortages, pandemic or panic of any kind. It doesn't go bad with age, you don't quit using it, and it takes up unreasonable volume in your regular shopping, so buying a stockpile once several years is my tactic. I still have ~20 rolls and haven't bought one throughout the entire pandemic.

    • @pal5683
      @pal5683 Před rokem +1

      I do this too, glad to know I'm not alone.

    • @artyb27
      @artyb27 Před rokem +2

      So a regular-sized pack of TP takes up "unreasonable volume" in your regular shopping (which is a short-lived activity and can even be delivered) but a stockpile of TP doesn't take up unreasonable volume in your house for several years?

    • @sharpfang
      @sharpfang Před rokem +2

      @@artyb27 My regular shopping is a shopping bag, typically filled to the brim. A 16-roll pack would take up more than half of it.
      The stockpile takes up an otherwise unused, not so easy to reach shelf running the length of my bathroom, stacked 2 packs high.
      Buying the stockpile involved a bulk package of something like 20 16-packs, roughly the size of a couch backrest. Very unwieldy but quite light, so it was one trip, maybe 20 minutes of dealing with that BS total.

  • @Green_Shift
    @Green_Shift Před 11 měsíci +26

    Our family typically kept our garage stocked with toilet paper BEFORE the panic set in. It was only a minor inconvenience. It’s irritating that people would rather panic about literally anything than attempt to be rational.

  • @bramblepathv4649
    @bramblepathv4649 Před 3 lety +787

    He didn’t just remember his password, he remembered the nuclear codes

    • @dside_ru
      @dside_ru Před 3 lety +6

      > [approaching a blast door] Hey, a keypad! ...I don't know the code. I'll try some random numbers. [beeping] No? Okay, 1-3-3-7. [beeping] No... 1-2-3-4. [door opens] Ah-ha-ha! You know, as much as I'd like to claim this was the result of me being a genius, it's more that someone else was not. Knowing this code makes me a threat to national security now.

  • @Torg7520
    @Torg7520 Před 3 lety +701

    "Actually, the details are a bit foggy, but it's believed that Batman was eating soup with his hands at a Chinese restaurant when someone coughed on the croutons"

  • @eddiebruv
    @eddiebruv Před rokem +47

    One good side effect of all the nonsense was London was comparatively a ghost town a year ago. Most shops were open, there were no tourists, and there was almost no traffic. Really civilised. Actually a pleasure to visit. Went there last month and it was like the entire human population had decided to come at once. A freakin’ nightmare.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před rokem +35

    The ads are genuinely the funniest part of his videos lmao

  • @shaunlevin5081
    @shaunlevin5081 Před 3 lety +414

    I'm pretty sure he does not even get sponsored by Nord VPN or raid shadow legends.

    • @pizzakid4206
      @pizzakid4206 Před 3 lety +32

      Shaun Levin Are you implying that he’s done it so often that he can’t stop?

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 Před 3 lety +12

      @@pizzakid4206 no he owns them.

    • @Safersephiroth777
      @Safersephiroth777 Před 3 lety +1

      Yeah as I said in a previous video he does these ads with so much style you feel obliged to try them out!

  • @spartan0war
    @spartan0war Před 3 lety +597

    "The squashes were being compressed"
    Such a throwaway line but I love it

    • @oliverlapsley3811
      @oliverlapsley3811 Před 3 lety +9

      Won't lie, it made me unnecessarily angry.

    • @kilikus822
      @kilikus822 Před 3 lety

      You want us all to pull out our thesauruses? WHAT could he have possibly said otherwise!!!! /s

    • @erinfragola5377
      @erinfragola5377 Před 3 lety +1

      Potatoes not being atoed

    • @adammisiable
      @adammisiable Před 3 lety

      Operation: Ice to see you

  • @susannahlewis8464
    @susannahlewis8464 Před rokem +83

    I appreciate that Australia had a reason for freaking out about toilet paper. I don't think Americans knew why we were hoarding toilet paper.

    • @Supermoneygang12
      @Supermoneygang12 Před 11 měsíci +14

      Lmao they didn’t have a reason though did you even watch the video

    • @mancamiatipoola
      @mancamiatipoola Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah, the reason was someone pulled a social experiment and dumb-ass australians fell for it like sheep following a sheep dog just because it is barking. People are dumb, gullible, panicky animals and australians proved it one more time...

    • @funny3scene
      @funny3scene Před 9 měsíci +2

      Get a bidet, problem solved

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy Před měsícem +7

    Rest in peace, Twomad, you Absolute Madlad

    • @ightman712
      @ightman712 Před měsícem +4

      He was an odd one for sure, but didn't deserve to go out the way he did.

    • @blackwatchpilot5329
      @blackwatchpilot5329 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@ightman712weird stalker, sexual deviant, psycho and assaulter
      Sure didn't deserve it

    • @canihavethesauce
      @canihavethesauce Před 19 dny

      ​@@blackwatchpilot5329if you were a mentally ill young adult who got thrust into internet fame by grown ups, you'd do the saaame thing.

  • @maganashaker167
    @maganashaker167 Před 3 lety +2328

    I can’t believe it. He actually got access to his account. How is this possible?

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 Před 3 lety +4919

    I love how those people had no problem with 4G thats allright but when you get to 5? Nah thats too much, thats where the draw the line!

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog Před 3 lety +327

      Thats too many Gs!!!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Před 3 lety +459

      I've met people that literally said "I don't know what 5g is exactly but I know it causes cancer". More then 1 person has told me they think Bill Gates invented it to track them with microchips

    • @mr.p215
      @mr.p215 Před 2 lety +157

      Actually there was, also with 3G, but as it became normal part of our daily lives those people just died out, like they should. It will be the same with 6G

    • @bastiananuss1727
      @bastiananuss1727 Před 2 lety +163

      i think because the frequency is a good amount higher. i dont want to shlttalk 5G nor do i think it caused the virus or some BS. but it is in fact a higher frequency than before and it also needs a lot more towers to sustain a stable network. there are no long term studies that can show how much and if it really affects the human body, just because it needs time for these studies. perhaps its really a bad idea like asbestos was in a retrospective view, and perhaps not, perhaps its just like a microwave and as long as you are not braindead it will not hurt you. but i think it is better to discuss something and keep an eye on it than to dismiss all critics as lunatics, this doesn‘t refer to your comment especially, but to the tone in many comment sections

    • @bastiananuss1727
      @bastiananuss1727 Před 2 lety +38

      @hi there lol yes

  • @PrimordialKosmicJoe
    @PrimordialKosmicJoe Před 7 měsíci +17

    i like to comeback to this video just to make sure 2020 was real and not some bizzare dream we all had

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 Před měsícem +8

    Rip to the GOAT, Twomad.. miss ya bro

  • @yeethusthyfetus2648
    @yeethusthyfetus2648 Před 3 lety +731

    Any other CZcamsr with an ad: "Dammit"
    I.H's ad thyme: "Ah hell yeah"

    • @TheKing60210
      @TheKing60210 Před 3 lety +13

      My church is big and keeps getting bigger, thats because Jesus Christ is my N-

    • @InHUM44n
      @InHUM44n Před 3 lety +3

      I wouldn't mind 2 ads

    • @julianviefers6703
      @julianviefers6703 Před 3 lety +2

      agreed even here iam missing the raid ad

    • @leaffinite3828
      @leaffinite3828 Před 3 lety

      There are about three, maybe four youtubers whose ads are worth watching for entertainment value, and IH is one

  • @troostan2776
    @troostan2776 Před 3 lety +2568

    Can’t wait for the days that these videos are shown in history classes

    • @esvi9818
      @esvi9818 Před 3 lety +82

      I hope I never become a teacher
      But if For some reason it happends, I’ll will show them this
      The kids need to know

    • @fahadsyed4954
      @fahadsyed4954 Před 3 lety +17

      Love your picture Sal

    • @troostan2776
      @troostan2776 Před 3 lety +14

      Fahad Syed thanks man

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 Před 3 lety +9

      It just need to avoid the issue of mass imprisonment a liiiitle bit more, and then they'll totally make it part of the curriculum.

    • @Joannefibracs9994
      @Joannefibracs9994 Před 3 lety +14

      This pandemic will be made into historic documentaries lol

  • @ZinkyStinky
    @ZinkyStinky Před 2 měsíci +10

    Seeing twomad in this video and after what happened to him kinda feels weird.

  • @Zerospacedude
    @Zerospacedude Před 10 měsíci +15

    I love how most of this is in no way an exaggeration and is exactly what happened

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork Před 3 lety +10764

    2020 is like the Fallout 76 of years.

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc Před 3 lety +124

      No one was there for half of it

    • @pastel-ufos
      @pastel-ufos Před 3 lety +37

      Well put, Claw.

    • @slaire7799
      @slaire7799 Před 3 lety +98

      Back then we envision 2020 like todd said: 4 TIMES THE MAP SIZE
      16x THE DETAILS.
      who is the todd howard of 2020?

    • @Vedgy
      @Vedgy Před 3 lety +75

      @@slaire7799 Trump

    • @alexanderstraus7455
      @alexanderstraus7455 Před 3 lety +40

      76 kinda makes a comeback, something that I cant say about 2020

  • @johncasy5212
    @johncasy5212 Před 3 lety +926

    “The CEO of Australia”
    I got that take my like

    • @VainerCactus0
      @VainerCactus0 Před 3 lety +9

      More like disappointed Dad in this clip.

    • @joshguest1104
      @joshguest1104 Před 3 lety

      @@VainerCactus0 More like not caring for his citizens

    • @someoneprobably1802
      @someoneprobably1802 Před 3 lety +11

      @@joshguest1104, Of course, they are not caring for their citizens. They are politicians. Not caring for the wellbeing of others and only doing whatever it takes to accomplish their own personal goals is why they are in power in the first place.

    • @olkasbrix
      @olkasbrix Před 3 lety +1

      @wantafanta01 morrison doesnt understand shite unless told like a 5yr old so they probably make a good team

  • @nut4947
    @nut4947 Před 2 měsíci +13

    Weird watching this video now knowing twomad is dead

  • @Andypooh37
    @Andypooh37 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Watching this on 2024 feels like 2020 was like a worldwide shitpost event.

  • @Fismajster101
    @Fismajster101 Před 3 lety +334

    "The worst sequel since WW2" - Holy shit that is brutal

    • @vincentr1207
      @vincentr1207 Před 3 lety +23

      It's true though...

    • @dv4310
      @dv4310 Před 3 lety +1

      Yet so so true...🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️

    • @nightsong81
      @nightsong81 Před 3 lety +7

      In both, the good guys lost.

    • @ruffusgoodman4137
      @ruffusgoodman4137 Před 3 lety

      @@nightsong81 Did they?
      I mean, some made it back from the frontlines, can't get better than that

    • @TheTomoyaNagase
      @TheTomoyaNagase Před 3 lety

      @@ruffusgoodman4137 everyone lost in WW2 just like in TLOU2!

  • @texasranger9599
    @texasranger9599 Před 3 lety +389

    Skype had a 17 year head start and lost.

    • @762x69
      @762x69 Před 3 lety +2

      That’s sooo sad LOL

  • @HarmKaban
    @HarmKaban Před rokem +14

    "Scooters returning to the waterways" - brought a tear to my eye

  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught Před 3 měsíci +10

    This where I learned about TwoMad. Classic stuff.

  • @fettuccine99
    @fettuccine99 Před 3 lety +689

    "If a 5G tower gets destroyed in the suburbs, but an Anti-Vaccine mom can't post it on her facebook group conspiracy page, did it ever really happen?" :)

    • @LibShitted
      @LibShitted Před 3 lety +18

      Always has happened
      *Loads gun*

    • @usrnotfound1859
      @usrnotfound1859 Před 3 lety +4

      @@steve6646 Also they are putting chemicals in the water, poor frogs. :(

    • @evol5765
      @evol5765 Před 3 lety +1

      Conor the baby parts aren’t used anymore.

    • @phoenixchase9271
      @phoenixchase9271 Před 3 lety +7

      @@evol5765
      They never were to begin with

    • @justinambru8529
      @justinambru8529 Před 3 lety

      That's a strawman

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67

    Internet Historian Horded Toilet Paper First before it was cool, it’s just that it got destroyed in the rain

  • @HailMyKayle
    @HailMyKayle Před 3 měsíci +9

    R.I.P Twomad

  • @Jhayzer021
    @Jhayzer021 Před rokem +32

    This is not just a meme video, its a documentary.

  • @jakobhere620
    @jakobhere620 Před 3 lety +786

    "Tonight at 6, a local African exchange student has been facing discrimination on his online Zoom classes; he tells all later tonight."

  • @notsogood2576
    @notsogood2576 Před 3 lety +440

    imagine trying to call 911 but a person burned the signal tower down so you can't call 911 and now a burglar is stealing your Toilet rolls.

    • @Father_Kirbo
      @Father_Kirbo Před 3 lety

      100th like

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears Před 3 lety

      If that guy getting tps stolen is the one who burned the cell tower, I'd say it's justice served.

  • @reapyreaper4780
    @reapyreaper4780 Před rokem +19

    I love how self aware he is when making jokes, like he can barely hold in his laughter, it’s hilarious

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk Před 8 měsíci +6

    This video will be a crash course for history students in 2050

  • @Naz-xk6hq
    @Naz-xk6hq Před 3 lety +1683

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
    -George carlin

    • @duncanidaho2925
      @duncanidaho2925 Před 3 lety +27

      I bet he's down there now, screaming up at us

    • @kidkangaroo5213
      @kidkangaroo5213 Před 3 lety +52

      "Always quote famous people, because that makes your statement more valid"
      -Confucius

    • @timm5362
      @timm5362 Před 3 lety

      Get new material

    • @israelthepenisbenderadensa8953
      @israelthepenisbenderadensa8953 Před 3 lety +26

      “The fact of the matter is that I’ve lately been having some major bladder issu- oughohhhaiee it happened again” - Abraham Lincoln

    • @simonlemonnier1614
      @simonlemonnier1614 Před 3 lety +5

      "Never underestimate the stupidity of someone"
      -Someone, probably

  • @tyrone5619
    @tyrone5619 Před 3 lety +1695

    One day our children and our schools will watch this video to understand history

    • @Jirizo1
      @Jirizo1 Před 3 lety +21

      and probably read this comment

    • @nonamea9177
      @nonamea9177 Před 3 lety +6

      Your profile picture is beautiful

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 Před 3 lety +7

      Dad, do you know what the “Varus” is?
      Son.... never though ya’d ask.

    • @dank_frank2580
      @dank_frank2580 Před 3 lety +4

      Well he is, in fact, a historian- an internet historian at that

    • @EXTR
      @EXTR Před 3 lety +1

      If we all indeed survive this pandamic, that is

  • @longscallop2107
    @longscallop2107 Před měsícem +8

    RIP twomad

  • @wildfire9017
    @wildfire9017 Před 29 dny +5

    Fly low twomad🙏🙏🙏

    • @canihavethesauce
      @canihavethesauce Před 19 dny

      you agree with whatever the Internet tells you, huh kid?

  • @handsomegrinch6279
    @handsomegrinch6279 Před 3 lety +2077

    This isn’t even half the crazy crap that happened this year, please make a part 2

    • @alcatrazz.627
      @alcatrazz.627 Před 3 lety +73

      Lol let the other half of the year happen before that.

    • @pringleaddict5827
      @pringleaddict5827 Před 3 lety +14

      Aakarsh Chopra i heard there was ufo sightings , so...

    • @handsomegrinch6279
      @handsomegrinch6279 Před 3 lety +21

      Pringle Addict it was a drone even the pilot realized that it’s a drone

    • @necnec2668
      @necnec2668 Před 3 lety +5

      A last of us part two

    • @dasoon0220
      @dasoon0220 Před 3 lety

      He wants to see where the year goes first.

  • @zaarthelizard2728
    @zaarthelizard2728 Před 3 lety +470

    “Squash are being compressed.” You know what you did. You, evil, little demon.

    • @Yallan
      @Yallan Před 3 lety +6

      Why does your headcrab profile pic work so, so well with this comment?

    • @zaarthelizard2728
      @zaarthelizard2728 Před 3 lety +2

      Yallan I have no idea.

    • @captainclipy6236
      @captainclipy6236 Před 3 lety +3

      Yallan situational irony

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown Před 3 lety

      He used a synonym to avoid redundance, jolly good show lad, our boy is indeed a true gentleman and a scholar.

  • @loppi9710
    @loppi9710 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Rip twomad, thank you for giving us the best zoom content during pandemic

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 Před rokem +15

    Got to love that twomad probably went into a few chats and people recognized him and purposely said nothing.

  • @chicken8664
    @chicken8664 Před 3 lety +1838

    “It’s hard to win an argument against a smart person, but it’s impossible to win an argument against a stupid one.”

    • @eljariuso9513
      @eljariuso9513 Před 3 lety +72

      Its like playing dark souls when you are hiting a boss and he actually gives a fuck

    • @-47-
      @-47- Před 3 lety +47

      @Rock Golem It doesn't work. You can't "own" someone with logic if they don't understand the basics of logic. Even if they understand, they'll just fall into ad hominem because to them, it's about feeling right and not about being right.

    • @MrPF
      @MrPF Před 3 lety +24

      Dumb people think that they are the smartest beings on the planet
      They are incapable of understanding the concept of contradiction

    • @payne267
      @payne267 Před 3 lety

      Yeah

    • @DerpyDooReviews
      @DerpyDooReviews Před 3 lety +57

      @Rock Golem I feel like you are proving them correct, everybody is arguing against you but you're not budging, ergo "It's impossible to win against a stupid person" Thank you for taking part in this experiment.

  • @koltonbb7920
    @koltonbb7920 Před 3 lety +1317

    The “squash were being compressed” was an underrated joke in my opinion

    • @ttacx
      @ttacx Před 3 lety +3

      lol... yes

    • @simonno5869
      @simonno5869 Před 3 lety +12

      can you elaborate? english is not my native language

    • @chipsams3592
      @chipsams3592 Před 3 lety +45

      @@simonno5869 squash is a word for compressing, if that helps. Sorry if you knew that already.

    • @jxtapose
      @jxtapose Před 3 lety +4

      @@simonno5869 Like chip sams said, the fruit itself would've been an easy joke to make but instead the historian just simply said it was being compressed.

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend Před 3 lety +24

      @@simonno5869 He could've said the squash was being squashed, but he disrupted expectations and said the squash was being compressed. That's the joke.

  • @BigPuddin
    @BigPuddin Před rokem +18

    This guy's editing is legendary. No wonder it takes so long for him to release videos.

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 Před rokem +7

    17:41 every time I see him rise, my mind instantly thinks he is wearing a sombrero, until he rises completely

    • @cesar3260
      @cesar3260 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Sadly he's never going to raise again.

  • @theanimeexterminator1857
    @theanimeexterminator1857 Před 3 lety +242

    They didn't give me this job for nothing.

  • @undercoverfbi3155
    @undercoverfbi3155 Před 3 lety +4738

    You gotta love how Internet historian’s ads are better than people’s entire 1 hour videos

  • @snakesonaframe2668
    @snakesonaframe2668 Před rokem +6

    I live in the US. Thankfully the toilet paper thing wasn’t AS bad in my area, but it was impossible to find paper towels and cleaning supplies. The local wholesale custodial supply company quietly announced they would allow people to come buy reasonable amounts of things they needed. That’s where we went. They could have charged an arm and a leg, or at least as much as it would normally cost at the store, but they only charged the wholesale price. That made me really respect them.

  • @sarah3796
    @sarah3796 Před rokem +2

    “Save lives! Hug someone” .. I think my mum went to that protest 🤦‍♀️😓🤦‍♀️😓👏😓🤦‍♀️😓

  • @tomrichardson129
    @tomrichardson129 Před 3 lety +706

    Ah, I see Internet historian finally found the “forgot my password” button

    • @daveenglish107
      @daveenglish107 Před 3 lety +12

      I understand, it is pretty hard to find sometimes, ya know

    • @ThemChosenGamers
      @ThemChosenGamers Před 3 lety +1

      orginal

    • @planetclownfishbrain7052
      @planetclownfishbrain7052 Před 3 lety

      Wear the goggles.

    • @PandemoniumMeltDown
      @PandemoniumMeltDown Před 3 lety +2

      Fun fact: changed my windows login password one morning, as usual, not writing it down, got drunk in the evening, fell in a "coma" at some point, woke up and it took me a month to hack my way back in.

  • @Beaver_Monday
    @Beaver_Monday Před 2 lety +3315

    I love how underrated "CEO of Australia" actually is

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 Před 2 lety +298

      Context: Australia is registered as a company as well as a country. Therefore the leader is both CEO and Prime Minister.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t Před 2 lety +26

      It's a great meme.

    • @vieyel9031
      @vieyel9031 Před 2 lety +34

      Probably getting a lot of attention now that he’s locked everyone in their homes again

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray Před 2 lety +10

      your comment is like an unintentional parody of CZcams comments. oops sorry i mean I Love How Actually your comment is like an unintentional parody of CZcams comments.

    • @sethbishop6890
      @sethbishop6890 Před 2 lety +2

      I know I was like WHAT

  • @czechoutboom1597
    @czechoutboom1597 Před rokem +11

    I come back to this video every once in a while, because it always somehow becomes more ridiculous through the current events. It's like pairing good cheese and wine. I can't believe, that the same twomad, who did the zoom pranks is now the one who done the deed with Belle Delphine.

  • @snott9191
    @snott9191 Před rokem +7

    I worked in retail during this time; we broke up SEVERAL fights over toilet paper. I no longer work retail

    • @moomyung9231
      @moomyung9231 Před 7 měsíci +1

      As a former retail worker, I felt bad for most of the employees working then. Except the ones who were just completely rude when I didn't even ask anything from them, I was just paying for my stuff and a few would glare at me and act snippy when I said thank you. That hasn't happened at all since things went back to normal, so maybe they were just that stressed out.

  • @JochemVO98
    @JochemVO98 Před 3 lety +3254

    Man I miss these days when everyone was panicking and it was a giant meme

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 Před 3 lety +159

      Now it's like ehhhhh

    • @pierrep3257
      @pierrep3257 Před 3 lety +77

      Everyone is still panicking but it goes as wave of meme

    • @bigboywawes
      @bigboywawes Před 3 lety +10

      i mean they still kind of are but yes

    • @axr6327
      @axr6327 Před 3 lety +57

      Remember 2020? Pretty good times ngl. I was sticking my tongue out at everybody and nobody ever noticed.

    • @jacobskarda
      @jacobskarda Před 3 lety +2

      No you don't

  • @NotForLongNFL
    @NotForLongNFL Před 3 lety +543

    He makes all those garbage puns and then “Squash were being compressed” lmao

    • @rpk675
      @rpk675 Před 3 lety +7

      He is a man of quality

    • @ProtoZealott
      @ProtoZealott Před 3 lety +4

      top 10 anime betrayals right there

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow Před 3 lety +3

      Directed by M.Night Shaymalian

    • @jonavuka
      @jonavuka Před 3 lety +3

      he's not gonna lower himself to such low hanging fruit lol

    • @sammylammy996
      @sammylammy996 Před 3 lety

      @@jonavuka this is the worst comment i have ever had the unfortunate privilege to lay my eyes on

  • @earlyandoften
    @earlyandoften Před rokem +3

    LMAO at the guy at 19:00 who is clearly a Jewish college professor encouraging revolution among his students

  • @oliviademers17
    @oliviademers17 Před rokem +6

    I remember when Internet Historian didn’t just do VODs. Miss you making your old videos! Never has there been a better historian.

  • @APaulingGameplay
    @APaulingGameplay Před 3 lety +2064

    This is probably the first time in my life where I have rewatched an ad by choice because its so funny, great job!

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner Před 3 lety +1

      Ehh I'm positive you've watched superbowl ads more than a fee times by searching them on youtube.

    • @hellboy365bm
      @hellboy365bm Před 3 lety +7

      I think the only time where I watch an ad and laugh my ass off the whole way through is Internet Historian videos and it's very impressive that he can be so funny that people will sit through an ad.

    • @DrZbo
      @DrZbo Před 3 lety

      Check out Trap Lore Ross

    • @aqualemon6009
      @aqualemon6009 Před 3 lety

      3 hours ago?

    • @1996REDWOLF1996
      @1996REDWOLF1996 Před 3 lety +1

      u must be new here

  • @sliceabletoast
    @sliceabletoast Před 3 lety +812

    Maybe the real corona was the friends we made along the way

  • @jeremykuehnau5859
    @jeremykuehnau5859 Před 6 měsíci +3

    The toilet paper thing to me was funny, because up until peak covid I had an Amazon subscription to these huge rolls of toilet paper, I already had like three dozen at that point and I just kept forgetting to cancel it. Amazon cancelled it for me peak toilet paper panic. I was giving stuff away to friends and family. What a ridiculous thing to happen.

  • @corwinchapman8270
    @corwinchapman8270 Před 6 měsíci +3

    "Breathe somewhere else, vector" is a sick line