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    Episode 3 of 4: This series is starting to become nonsense. It's about Perfume, Mermaids and Mummies.
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    Music attribution:
    The Raven - adventure in the alps
    The Raven - saloon tune
    Across the savannah - aaron kenny
    Desert caravan - aaron kenny
    Imperial forces - aaron kenny
    Members only - tribetrack
    Missing persons - jeremy blake
    We ride! - reed mathis
    Sonatina no 2 in f major allegro - joel cummins
    Symphony no.5 - beethoven
    Sea of thieves -
    Christmas Happy Music - Infraction
    Carol of the bells - Mykola Leontovych - Musopen
    Cinematic Christmas - purecomposition
    Desert Sands - JaredStevenson
    Cyber Robotic Downtempo Techno - NextDesignMusic
    80s Euro Cute Pop - NextDesignMusic
    Hollow Knight - Reflection
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  • @TheRealFalkerry
    @TheRealFalkerry Před měsícem +12646

    Me reaching for the officer's gun to tell him the safety isn't on :

    • @jennifervan75
      @jennifervan75 Před měsícem +55

      What's the name of that meme?

    • @TheRealFalkerry
      @TheRealFalkerry Před měsícem

      @@jennifervan75 commenting so I get the answer too

    • @GoldNargacuga
      @GoldNargacuga Před měsícem +420

      @@jennifervan75 Me telling the officer im strapped as i reach for my seatbelt

    • @R3D_Lantern
      @R3D_Lantern Před měsícem +69

      If the cop has a glock, he probably does, it won't have a safety.

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx Před měsícem +43

      My freezer just made an ice cube, im privileged.

  • @jaekarr2510
    @jaekarr2510 Před měsícem +965

    the only man that can get away with a christmas ad in the middle of march

    • @thencrranger5628
      @thencrranger5628 Před měsícem +50

      But it's April...

    • @samstits8982
      @samstits8982 Před měsícem +16

      @@thencrranger5628 bruh it’s may

    • @mr.majkenocs
      @mr.majkenocs Před měsícem +7

      ​@@samstits8982 it's June you oaf

    • @jamesdrummond7684
      @jamesdrummond7684 Před měsícem +3

      @@samstits8982 it's gonna be may

    • @patriot1525
      @patriot1525 Před měsícem +14

      Also the only man on CZcams that can get away with plagiarism without any actual repercussions

  • @fartmicrowave
    @fartmicrowave Před měsícem +9850

    "I broke the one rule of being a digital nomad. I got mad... Digitally" was such a dumb joke that it made me laugh out loud

  • @DavSanEsc129
    @DavSanEsc129 Před měsícem +180

    The "Ba Rock, Obama" Joke had me laughing for quite some time. Nicely done my good sir

  • @derekeastman7771
    @derekeastman7771 Před měsícem +2404

    Imagine chilling out, dead, for 3000 years, just to get ground up and snorted by a Victorian frat boy.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera Před měsícem +90

      Just imagine what it did to the frat boy. Talk about pranked!

    • @dr.1277
      @dr.1277 Před měsícem +98

      Dude must’ve felt the Late revenge of Ramses the 2nd in his lungs

    • @itsdabees
      @itsdabees Před měsícem +14

      Such is life

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... Před měsícem +2

      @@dr.1277 Is he the Pharaoh who had a passport?

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Před měsícem +27

      ​@@dr.1277 pharaoh's curse (immune system response)

  • @zunderdod24
    @zunderdod24 Před měsícem +2750

    LOL! Did youtube mute the shark tank bit because of the 5 fking second of shark tank background music.

    • @Finnishmanni
      @Finnishmanni Před měsícem +211

      it seems so LOL it was a great bit as well. I mean doesn't the millionaires have enough money, he only used their faces but i guess he could just photoshop "his" face to remind theirs and add them to their faces.

    • @DRCEQ
      @DRCEQ Před měsícem +145

      I was wondering what was going on there...

    • @draco5991rep
      @draco5991rep Před měsícem +102

      Thought it was a bug on my side 😅

    • @JD..........
      @JD.......... Před měsícem +43

      I closed and opened CZcams again....

    • @austinmckeehan7516
      @austinmckeehan7516 Před měsícem +28

      I thought it was a bug as well lol. Closed my app and restarted it like 3 times until I realized it was intentionally muted.

  • @PeterTheRock3
    @PeterTheRock3 Před měsícem +118

    "Worthy of eye contact? That's *cute* "
    Damn, not a full minute in and already hitting below the belt

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 Před měsícem

      He’s a cheeky one to talk, isn’t he?

    • @gae_wead_dad_6914
      @gae_wead_dad_6914 Před 5 dny

      This entire video is like a fever dream
      It's almost as if Internet historian stole SO much, no w that he's forced to use something of his own - he has to put this type of skit on
      Talk about self esteem straight down in the gutter

  • @nman625
    @nman625 Před měsícem +696

    The shark tank audio clips being muted. Good old CZcams. Always with the little guy.

    • @Potent_Techmology
      @Potent_Techmology Před měsícem +35

      I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva Před měsícem +96

      @@Potent_Techmology i wonder if you think these type of comments are still relevant

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 Před měsícem +80

      @@Potent_Techmology Oh lordy, go away. Nobody cares about some no-name journo, least of all the fans of IH who is infinitely more entertaining.

    • @Potent_Techmology
      @Potent_Techmology Před měsícem +14

      @@rickyray2794 ya, you can be both funny and a plagiarist

    • @saysalla
      @saysalla Před měsícem +13

      @@Potent_Techmology No you can't, that just means someone else is funny and it's our job to find out who so they can get the proper credit instead of living their whole lives under a nazi's shadow

  • @looterer270
    @looterer270 Před měsícem +2647

    I love how each “Ad time” gets more and more unhinged

    • @illbeV.
      @illbeV. Před měsícem +168

      You're forgetting he isn't a Nordinary man

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 Před měsícem +89

      NordVPN: "OK IH, here's our idea for the next ad..."
      IH: "Shut up"

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk Před měsícem +21

      NORD VEE PEEN

    • @neepgang4091
      @neepgang4091 Před měsícem +20

      Hard to top his No Russian ad. That one was insane

    • @weeb3244
      @weeb3244 Před měsícem +20

      Idk there was a couple wild ones, like when he was trying to see just how far he could push the envelope with them, and realized the answer was not far enough

  • @bombthezoms
    @bombthezoms Před měsícem +3485

    "if its good enough for kramer its good enough for me" is the start of a few episodes of seinfeld i think

    • @nathanvontollivervincegill7857
      @nathanvontollivervincegill7857 Před měsícem +17

      Typical internet historian viewer

    • @varogoth
      @varogoth Před měsícem +184

      @@nathanvontollivervincegill7857 funny and cultured? I agree

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Před měsícem +4

      Atleast 30% of em

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 Před měsícem +104

      “If it’s good enough for Kramer it’s good enough for me” is also my justification for dropping the hard-r in public

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka Před měsícem +42

      @@dihexa7256that’s
      That’s the exact joke IH made

  • @ChronoSquare
    @ChronoSquare Před měsícem +29

    I absolutely LOVE the editing with the Japanese style art. I would totally binge 800 hours of Japanese folk lore edited and narrated by Internet Historian.

  • @river7874
    @river7874 Před měsícem +226

    "I broke the one rule of being a digital nomad."
    You became Twomad?

    • @funnysticklady
      @funnysticklady Před měsícem +10

      too soon

    • @liamkeating1793
      @liamkeating1793 Před měsícem +11

      a punishment worse than death

    • @Potent_Techmology
      @Potent_Techmology Před měsícem +1

      I wonder if he'll address his plagiarism accusation

    • @Playradise
      @Playradise Před měsícem

      @@Potent_Techmologythere's no need, the only ones complain are idiots like you, the rest of us are enjoying the contents

    • @CosmicFever
      @CosmicFever Před měsícem +6

      @@liamkeating1793 uhh.... have you not heard?

  • @rastas_4221
    @rastas_4221 Před měsícem +1928

    That Japanese story had a great moral. Never steal your fathers meat out of his pocket.

  • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
    @GuyPerson-jt9tv Před měsícem +2502

    I like how Internet Historian just talks about ordinary things now, while Ordinary Things is talking about geopolitics.

    • @niccolomiglio6996
      @niccolomiglio6996 Před měsícem +269

      And Ordinary Gamers has become a crackhead drama channel

    • @dupond9248
      @dupond9248 Před měsícem +92

      hes tryna steer the attention away from cave drama

    • @giogio51592
      @giogio51592 Před měsícem +465

      @@dupond9248 if i had a dollar for every person who gave a shit about it, i'd be in debt

    • @nimroids6587
      @nimroids6587 Před měsícem +251

      @@giogio51592that’s actually so fax. I haven’t seen a single person indicate that they give a shit since that drama started

    • @GuyPerson-jt9tv
      @GuyPerson-jt9tv Před měsícem

      @@dupond9248I do think he's a total plagiarist piece of shit though

  • @tapioorankiaalto2457
    @tapioorankiaalto2457 Před měsícem +75

    Does audio cut of at 14:38 for anyone else?

  • @wantnotwant
    @wantnotwant Před měsícem +25

    Millionaire mindset: I wanna smell nice
    Billionaire grindset: I wanna smell like s and animal glands

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper Před měsícem +1520

    I’m definitely throwing out the “if you think about it, killing the whales delays the rising sea levels” at the gender reveal party this weekend.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 Před měsícem +16

      😂😂😂

    • @Lewtable
      @Lewtable Před měsícem +22

      To be fair, so does the human race, or cows.

    • @7996hobguy
      @7996hobguy Před měsícem

      It's 2024, how are gender reveal parties still a thing? You shouldn't burden a newborn by forcing them to abide by your cultural norms. Delivery blocking drugs should be used in case the baby is born with genitalia that doesn't match their self identity.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC Před měsícem +132

      They're revealing a new gender? God it's hard to keep up with all the old ones!

    • @hadayimosi
      @hadayimosi Před měsícem +18

      How can a fetus self identify at that age?

  • @RTheu2109
    @RTheu2109 Před měsícem +592

    When he said he went offtopic he wasnt kidding, from perfume we went to Japan and Yokai and suddenly to mummies.

    • @specialed6357
      @specialed6357 Před měsícem +38

      "It's all connected"

    • @Feliphezo
      @Feliphezo Před měsícem +2

      Do you think IH plagiarised someone to make this video as well?

    • @LuxLoser
      @LuxLoser Před měsícem +60

      ​@@FeliphezoBlud, let shit go. It happened once, it was corrected, there's no evidence for any other videos being plagiarized, and every video since has been VERY good with proper citation.
      Fuck more do you want? A big long apology from someone you don't know doing things that have no impact on you? So you can feel less like a slacktivist and like you did something?

    • @killerqueen6054
      @killerqueen6054 Před měsícem +37

      @@FeliphezoThat situation was resolved, yet you’re going to hold it over him and his audience forever. Since he never spoke of the incident, we will never know what actually occurred, but what we do know is that the matter was clearly settled because the video was allowed to be put back up. So you’re going to condemn him for making a mistake, and correcting it.

    • @Feliphezo
      @Feliphezo Před měsícem

      @@killerqueen6054 He never owned up to it.

  • @carter-yt9nv
    @carter-yt9nv Před 18 dny +22

    I want a relationship as strong as Internet Historian and NordVPN

  • @SteveAkaDarktimes
    @SteveAkaDarktimes Před měsícem +37

    the effort. the quality. the FANCY

  • @zacharyamos6139
    @zacharyamos6139 Před měsícem +272

    I’m so happy to hear about flowers losing their fragrance. Because every time I have smelled flowers in the store I don’t smell ANYTHING. Now I know I’m not broken

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 Před měsícem +9

      Some of them smell weirdly of almost of bubblegum. I guess that's the spray they put on them, but I grew up with my grandmother's roses so I know that's not what roses actually smell like.

    • @WilliamAndrews0
      @WilliamAndrews0 Před měsícem

      There is a rose-garden in Dublin that has huge areas of bred roses and you'd think you get assaulted by the flowery smell, but it's just very subtle, and then you go to the small area that has wild roses in it, and the smell is so intense, you can't stay in there for long, even though it is all out in the open (even in a relatively windy area, next to the ocean).

  • @adashofbitter
    @adashofbitter Před měsícem +663

    I own an old cocktail book from the 1800s called The Flowing Bowl by someone calling himself “The Only William”, and there’s a recipe for punch that uses ambergris.

    • @tehrealBANE
      @tehrealBANE Před měsícem +23

      Upload a pic and post the link, I gotta see dat shit.

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka Před měsícem +86

      “But what about William the Conquero-“
      “Didn’t exist. Not real.”

    • @aaroncoff611
      @aaroncoff611 Před měsícem +48

      ​@@hilotakenakaNah. He existed. Williams are like the trinity. Seems like there are more than one, but its really all the same guy somehow.

    • @willman2k8
      @willman2k8 Před měsícem +41

      ​@@aaroncoff611I'm shocked a non-William actually gets it

    • @JEMA333
      @JEMA333 Před měsícem

      My god it's him!? It's willam ​@@willman2k8

  • @benargee
    @benargee Před měsícem +151

    14:38-14:50 sound missing? Did Dragons Den make you remove the audio?

    • @imjowsef
      @imjowsef Před měsícem +54

      ABC probably claimed it because Shark Tank

    • @Qutoe
      @Qutoe Před měsícem

      Jesus these fuckin assholes. They're probably not even in the right.

  • @YumariiWolf
    @YumariiWolf Před měsícem +131

    I really like how he just causally asserts that a whale is in fact not a mammal but a fish. Just look at the tail

    • @akpsyche1299
      @akpsyche1299 Před měsícem +1

      To be fair, in a cladistic sense, all mammals are fish. We're bony fish while sharks and rays are cartilaginous fish.

    • @noahtekulve2684
      @noahtekulve2684 Před měsícem +6

      I mean yeah just look at it

    • @equilibrium9272
      @equilibrium9272 Před měsícem

      Whad you say bout my mamma?😅 ​@@akpsyche1299

  • @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER
    @8lacKhawKtheRIPPER Před měsícem +296

    "We're almost done with the series and then it's back to the usual content"
    I'm not sure I wanna go back to 1 video a year, Mr Internet.

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 Před měsícem +12

      Herstorian's Internet History is the next series, I've heard.

    • @michakonieczko6875
      @michakonieczko6875 Před měsícem +6

      Better 1 excellent video per year than 5 average ones

    • @mariecarie1
      @mariecarie1 Před měsícem +7

      Especially ones with plagiarized content.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku Před 27 dny

      The days when IH & Jontron were like the illucive groundhog.

    • @Bound4Earth
      @Bound4Earth Před 27 dny +3

      Well I mean he can't steal it this time so I imagine it will be much better, or much worse. Either way, what a shit show how they handled trying to steal the entire cave story almost word for word. What a pos creator.

  • @shr1mpsush1
    @shr1mpsush1 Před měsícem +2002

    I can't lie, an Xbox with PT still on it would be a museum piece.

    • @yzrippin
      @yzrippin Před měsícem +9

      The fuck is pt?

    • @Mr_Snek037
      @Mr_Snek037 Před měsícem +227

      ​@@yzrippinplayable teaser. It's a very famous demo that got taken down

    • @ZX-Gear
      @ZX-Gear Před měsícem +169

      PT was a demo for what would have been Hideo Kojima's Silent Hill.

    • @Striker775
      @Striker775 Před měsícem +19

      Xbox cross compatibility is crazy

    • @GojiraBiscuits.
      @GojiraBiscuits. Před měsícem +70

      Still on it? Wasn't pt a Sony exclusive?

  • @MRC673
    @MRC673 Před měsícem +28

    i appreciate your accelerated upload schedule

    • @myujmes
      @myujmes Před měsícem +4

      he's compensating

    • @Bruh_but_why
      @Bruh_but_why Před měsícem

      ​@@myujmes
      Compensating?

    • @MRC673
      @MRC673 Před měsícem

      For his lack of uploads in the past 😂🎉😂

  • @JacktheRipperJnr
    @JacktheRipperJnr Před měsícem +49

    The king has returned

    • @user-qs3ym5qe1b
      @user-qs3ym5qe1b Před měsícem +14

      The king of plagiarism and masking far-right opinions!

    • @JacktheRipperJnr
      @JacktheRipperJnr Před měsícem +20

      @@user-qs3ym5qe1b cry harder, no one cares.

    • @weed__
      @weed__ Před měsícem +27

      ​@@user-qs3ym5qe1bnever seen you in hbomber fallout video saying
      how he stole from zero mutant forum

    • @HelloHelloe
      @HelloHelloe Před měsícem +8

      @@weed__ Yeah hypocrisy at its finest, he betrayed his own friend. All for traction online from his weirdo tr@nny death cult fanbase

    • @walaraubo
      @walaraubo Před měsícem +1

      @@HelloHelloewhat?

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets Před měsícem +863

    Japan pulled the pro pranks, those which only work if you let your fake mermaid rot for a 100 years and don't even live to see the prank resolve. Now THAT'S dedication.

    • @phartferd5738
      @phartferd5738 Před měsícem +45

      Most japanese thing I've ever heard of.

    • @abandonedtoothbrush
      @abandonedtoothbrush Před měsícem +85

      “Ha ha ha, this will confuse all the future people so very much, ha ha ha” they said, in perfect Japanese…

    • @user-md2zp5xb8i
      @user-md2zp5xb8i Před měsícem +18

      Gotta do something to make you laugh when you live in a monastery​@@abandonedtoothbrush

    • @dragon_ball_sucks_video
      @dragon_ball_sucks_video Před měsícem +5

      me when I got caught stealing, so now I make worse videos because my viewes are sheep

    • @phartferd5738
      @phartferd5738 Před měsícem +26

      @@dragon_ball_sucks_video no thanks, be well.

  • @jesarux8233
    @jesarux8233 Před měsícem +237

    Beginning the Mummy section with the Yu-Gi-Oh opening is class

  • @stuartmcarthur795
    @stuartmcarthur795 Před měsícem +8

    “It’s stage 4 cancer”
    Jesus Christ it’s 2am and I think I’ve just woke the entire house laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MoonTurky
      @MoonTurky Před měsícem +1

      *Hahaha, cancer is funny lol*

    • @accessdenied4551
      @accessdenied4551 Před 20 dny

      @@MoonTurky get a sense of humor and go touch grass

  • @invaderIRK1
    @invaderIRK1 Před 20 dny +6

    Bro I’m loving this series of vids, please don’t drop them any time soon. It’s so interesting learning about intricate and random aspects of society and the world

  • @endernightblade1958
    @endernightblade1958 Před měsícem +1000

    fun fact: the foreigners didn’t just start eating mummies out of nowhere. apparently it was a result of a mistranslation, mumia was actually found in black rock asphalt, but someone translated something wrong, and given the existing propensity to use human bodies for health reasons, they went wild with it.

    • @fucksusanwojcicki
      @fucksusanwojcicki Před měsícem

      what the fuck do you mean mumia was found in asphalt? and what the fuck does asphalt have to do with people thinking powdered mummy is a health supplement

    • @JuliusOlivierMaxim
      @JuliusOlivierMaxim Před měsícem +2

      🧐

    • @skulldon
      @skulldon Před měsícem

      Mumijo as in shilajit?

    • @franzpattison
      @franzpattison Před měsícem +30

      Citation needed

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 Před měsícem +20

      Mummies also smell really intensly like herbs so it's not too out there to think they are good for your health.

  • @DinggisKhaaniMagtaal
    @DinggisKhaaniMagtaal Před měsícem +1029

    You know, you’d think that the “whales are fish, just look at the tail” joke in this video was just another little Internet Historian goof, but, as fellow Moby Dick readers can attest to, Herman Melville literally spends a chapter of the book trying to argue this point

    • @MattManDX1
      @MattManDX1 Před měsícem +80

      The book was narrated in the perspective of being Ishmael's journal so it would fit the character of a blue collar early 19th century sailor to not understand biology.

    • @PenguinDT
      @PenguinDT Před měsícem +59

      People who complain about Tolkien's habits to obsess over little details would get an aneurysm from Moby Dick. There's an entire chapter explaining the concept of sweating.

    • @WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep
      @WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep Před měsícem +34

      ​@@MattManDX1 From a marine biology perspective, there's no such thing as a fish, because it's impossible to cleanly group fish that doesn't include marine mammals or even land animals.
      For example, we are more closely related to goldfish, than goldfish are to hagfish.
      Biologists have terms like "Cartilaginous fishes" or " ray-finned fishes", but "fish" as a scientific term doesn't exist.

    • @danilooliveira6580
      @danilooliveira6580 Před měsícem +27

      @@WeenusMcMenace-dm6ep it exists as a paraphyletic classification, just like the way we refer to dinossaurs informally.

    • @higginswalsan
      @higginswalsan Před měsícem +2

      He’s correct btw

  • @Jesus-jq5zw
    @Jesus-jq5zw Před měsícem +11

    You think egyptians ever went 'hey, you think people in the future will mistake our mummies with big salamis and eat them?'

  • @yungpistachio8916
    @yungpistachio8916 Před měsícem +42

    Possibly your most unhinged work yet, keep it up.

  • @shoulderpyro
    @shoulderpyro Před měsícem +172

    "If it's good enough for kramer it's good enough for me. AD TIME-"
    *I get an actual midroll ad*
    .. well played.

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive Před měsícem +4

      Time to get ReVanced. I think I've avoided so few ads in the last 5 years I have little to no idea if what Flavor Of The Month is being shilled anymore, and man is it refreshing. I support donating directly much more now than having YT get the shekels, paying out a tiny fraction to it's lifeblood creators.

  • @IszackJustPlays
    @IszackJustPlays Před měsícem +683

    “people wanted to stink good but people naturally stink bad” 😂 You have such a way with words 😅

    • @hendawg7947
      @hendawg7947 Před měsícem +13

      its called plagiarism. His mother is very proud.

    • @EastSheriff
      @EastSheriff Před měsícem +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful Před měsícem +31

      ​@@hendawg7947What part?

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen Před měsícem +3

      He probably stole the joke.

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful Před měsícem +56

      @@LatinaCreamQueen
      If it was stolen you would know. You people have whole reddit dedicated to snooping though IH's every video.
      You know, it feels me with joy to know you HB fans will eternally seethe that IH didn't quit youtube, grovel at your feet or off himself like James S.
      See ya next upload your unique and original comment.

  • @EastSheriff
    @EastSheriff Před 26 dny +21

    I still come back to this video cause it’s fun and then I see newest comments and it’s people seething and crying and I enjoy. Thank you IH. ❤

    • @trollalolololol
      @trollalolololol Před 22 dny +1

      That's honestly such a sad waste of time lmao

    • @EastSheriff
      @EastSheriff Před 21 dnem +3

      @@trollalolololol how is watching a video by a CZcamsr I like wasting time? Do you mean me rewatching the video I do that cause I want to?? 🤔

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName Před 19 dny

      @@trollalolololol Nah, the people wasting their time are the hbomberguy fans who go on every single IH video to complain, giving him more views and traction.

  • @potheadpig
    @potheadpig Před měsícem +131

    "You know when you just killed a beaver and you cut open it's ripe abdomen?"
    Not particularly, no.

  • @cyber_xiii3786
    @cyber_xiii3786 Před měsícem +524

    Seriously what psycho looked at animal intestines and feces and thought "OHHHHH we should be liquifying this stuff and spraying it all over ourselves!"

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před měsícem +43

      People have been weird since the creation of our species.

    • @EviGL
      @EviGL Před měsícem +72

      "I mean it attracts females for them, so maybe, just maybe we'll have a chance"

    • @albirightback445
      @albirightback445 Před měsícem +46

      The french.

    • @kongk4
      @kongk4 Před měsícem

      The same reason aids was discovered.

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Před měsícem +9

      Hey don't knock it til you try it man, the dogs LOVE me and don't even get me started with the peanut.. butter...
      ..perfume. I mean. Yeah.

  • @FBFJDKOEUEURJFJDJ
    @FBFJDKOEUEURJFJDJ Před 23 dny +10

    I miss the old story type videos like Concordia and Man in Cave

    • @declansmyth1973
      @declansmyth1973 Před 21 dnem +4

      Well... that's quite literally not his story, so say goodbye.

    • @Mezuzah87
      @Mezuzah87 Před 17 dny +10

      "I miss when he plagiarized all those other people's work"

  • @aaroncampbell331
    @aaroncampbell331 Před měsícem +46

    I can tell by the sponsored ad in the middle that this video should have been released in December

    • @louisd1827
      @louisd1827 Před měsícem +9

      and I do ever wonder what happened around that time that might have delayed this video xD

  • @skyscall
    @skyscall Před měsícem +1474

    I'm gonna be honest, watching Internet Historian shitpost and animate in full historical Japanese style was not on my bingo cards but I'm glad it happened.

    • @tomorrow6
      @tomorrow6 Před měsícem

      And who said his shit doesn’t stink?
      Or his musk perhaps?
      Well certainly that Moby Poo when it gets wet

    • @hadayimosi
      @hadayimosi Před měsícem +17

      This type of comment was on MY bingo card... original stuff.

    • @senzayyy
      @senzayyy Před měsícem +36

      With his videos you can definitely listen whilst occupied. But the visuals...when I first came to this channel and saw that even the ads were original? With their own visuals as well? I recognized the massive amounts of effort and focus and research(not just on the topic). And I subbed once I saw he had multiple vids. He takes a long time between posts but Idc. His work is high quality.

    • @Scrotux
      @Scrotux Před měsícem +3

      a mini series using ancient art styles would be great

    • @killerqueen6054
      @killerqueen6054 Před měsícem +53

      @@pommeslord1824 That drama was the stupidest thing ever. The video was re-edited, credit was given, and the author was happy with it. It was a mistake that was fixed, and wasn’t harming anyone, yet HBG took a shot at IH because of political reasons. It’s also of note that people went through his backlog and couldn’t find any other plagiarism. So it was a single mistake in his whole history that HBG tried to cancel him for, when the actual author that was plagiarized had no problems with how everything ended up.

  • @NegaZxyz
    @NegaZxyz Před měsícem +133

    "You're not allowed to harvest the beaver" - when she says lets just be friends.

    • @grief8060
      @grief8060 Před měsícem +3

      that smell like 7 layers, that beaver eat tacobell

    • @supra107
      @supra107 Před měsícem +1

      @@grief8060 come on!

  • @scottykhajiit1316
    @scottykhajiit1316 Před měsícem +7

    I’ll be back for the next upload in about a year! Great job on the video IH! Some of the best content on CZcams. But I need it NOW! lol

  • @snekks7497
    @snekks7497 Před měsícem +739

    Someone tried to sell me body spray.
    I said, "Don't even Axe me."

    • @hilotakenaka
      @hilotakenaka Před měsícem +11

      I mean that pun’s even more fitting considering IH brought up Lynx and that’s essentially Australia’s Axe

    • @josephm6602
      @josephm6602 Před měsícem +2

      I’ve got some shit to say just for the fuck of it!

    • @alfredotovar8984
      @alfredotovar8984 Před měsícem +4

      Since we’re on the topic, anyone remember Tag body spray? Those ads were something 😂😅

    • @Periwinkleaccount
      @Periwinkleaccount Před měsícem +1

      Sure bud, nice fake internet story.

    • @franksavage8031
      @franksavage8031 Před měsícem +1

      Rim shot!

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber Před měsícem +900

    "The Ba Rock, Obama" And now I'm questioning whether Obama is a real place name in Japan. HOW DARE YOU!!

    • @Chalepastel
      @Chalepastel Před měsícem +89

      i was like, yeah good joke, and then i started questioning and that part broke me. I'm broken now

    • @Cron0s91
      @Cron0s91 Před měsícem +64

      IT IS

    • @Texelion3Dprints
      @Texelion3Dprints Před měsícem +94

      Don't you know Obama Beach ? It's were the Americans landed to liberate Japan from the French or something.

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 Před měsícem +29

      This entire video made me question reality

    • @michaelcallisto
      @michaelcallisto Před měsícem +15

      It is. I went there last summer. It's north of Kyoto.

  • @svengadient
    @svengadient Před měsícem +13

    Your Chanel is by far the best on CZcams.

  • @LonelyCheeseburger
    @LonelyCheeseburger Před 19 dny +16

    I stole someone's penny, does that mean I'm going to get cancelled now?

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 Před měsícem +363

    All i'm saying is, we have the technology, we can make more mummies.

    • @panasclepias2937
      @panasclepias2937 Před měsícem +53

      They have to be aged in order to be delicious though.

    • @jamesshefchik9690
      @jamesshefchik9690 Před měsícem +14

      The Thought Emporium mummified a chicken a few months ago. A laborious experience IIRC.

    • @AugustCrossroads
      @AugustCrossroads Před měsícem +3

      What technology? You guys can time travel 5000 years to the future.

    • @dihexa7256
      @dihexa7256 Před měsícem +3

      There’s actually a company who’ll do it, but it’s VERY expensive

    • @X-SPONGED
      @X-SPONGED Před měsícem +5

      I mean, Thought Emporium did mummify the first ever carcass in modern history since the ancient egyptians got wiped. It's on their channel, I think you'll find it quite interesting. They're even selling papyrus scrolls of the instructions on their store

  • @TheForbiddenRing
    @TheForbiddenRing Před měsícem +421

    Moby Dick and Balls are very large and can be intimidating, but delightful when given a chance. Real page turners.

    • @Izaak.
      @Izaak. Před měsícem +1

      good advice to the man who made Meek Millions off the tip of diddies! (Click) he really LOVED the JUNIOR mafia...

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor Před měsícem +5

      Read Moby Dick Until Something Gay Happens Impossible Challenge

  • @JCVC1986454
    @JCVC1986454 Před měsícem +17

    "Ein Bitte, Was ist das?" Had me shoot milkshake out my nose. All I smell is vanilla now. Thank you!

  • @linzengren
    @linzengren Před měsícem +38

    Hello Internet Historian, can I make a request for you to do a video on the fall of Tekken 8 just like how you did for Fallout 76?

    • @johnjack2260
      @johnjack2260 Před měsícem +6

      I second the motion

    • @spengybebby8197
      @spengybebby8197 Před měsícem +6

      I heard through the grapevine he is in the process of looking for an article on the subject to plagiarize

  • @theredvelvetyfox8814
    @theredvelvetyfox8814 Před měsícem +900

    Moby balls is an amazing read

    • @MetalMugger
      @MetalMugger Před měsícem

      SIMA is far better

    • @felixkrankenkilledmykids3122
      @felixkrankenkilledmykids3122 Před měsícem +16

      You should read moby co-

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 Před měsícem

      Well, it can't be as overated and just outright bad as the prequel, because that would 'literally' be an imposibility.

    • @snowmoutain01
      @snowmoutain01 Před měsícem +5

      Moby's Balls was an amazing album. Probably his best work.

    • @vonpredator
      @vonpredator Před měsícem +4

      Available on Audible!

  • @xxbot
    @xxbot Před měsícem +397

    "Back to the regular content", at this point I do not know what Internet Historian consider as regular content, and at this point I am too afraid to ask

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen Před měsícem +76

      Probably going back to plagiarism.

    • @matthewharner1744
      @matthewharner1744 Před měsícem +39

      OK ​@@LatinaCreamQueen

    • @hyde5213
      @hyde5213 Před měsícem +47

      @@LatinaCreamQueen ywnbaw

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku Před měsícem +85

      @@LatinaCreamQueen Did you utterly gloss over the part of that video where he said it was the only single example of plagiarism he could find from this CZcamsr, or do you just have the attention span of a pebble? I'll bet you thumbed up your own comment too.

    • @FirstLast-ow1pt
      @FirstLast-ow1pt Před měsícem +52

      @@LatinaCreamQueenI can’t believe you keep commenting about this and you’re not even getting paid lol

  • @jurandfantom
    @jurandfantom Před měsícem +8

    Thank you for being fancy Historian. Love your content

  • @Estinus
    @Estinus Před měsícem +12

    Prior to this I hadn't watched much of this guy. But the thumbnail of this video combined with the title had me so absolutely confounded as to what the subject matter could possibly be, that I couldn't help but check it out. Now I'm out of Historian/Incognito videos to watch so I came back to say, ya GOT me ya clever bastard, I'm hooked.

  • @SonOfNone
    @SonOfNone Před měsícem +39

    19:23
    _"Harry, did you put the Ningyo into your mouth?!"_ Dumbledore calmly asked.

  • @milo8425
    @milo8425 Před měsícem +157

    Oh man using historical art instead of stock photography for your photoshop skits is actually kinda something I want tons more of now.

    • @MsAriesQueen
      @MsAriesQueen Před měsícem +14

      Gives me huge Monty python feels with it and I LOVE it xD

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK Před měsícem +2

      ​@@MsAriesQueenexactly!!!

    • @elishh8173
      @elishh8173 Před měsícem +1

      Me too its so cool!!!

  • @DamianRichards-ys7np
    @DamianRichards-ys7np Před 7 dny +8

    Can we get another history lesson please on the Internet

    • @fiel81
      @fiel81 Před 6 dny +2

      I wonder who's he going to plagiarize this time

    • @mlgcactus1035
      @mlgcactus1035 Před 5 dny +1

      After the scandal, there is no chance

  • @georgetsakmakis7499
    @georgetsakmakis7499 Před měsícem +23

    Always a good day when IH makes a new video.

  • @saschaberger3212
    @saschaberger3212 Před měsícem +356

    "Hey look at that giant block of whale vomit. Let's make perfume out of it!"

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil Před měsícem +3

      Can't be worse than that one I made with--uhh y'know some things are better off staying in the bedroom.

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 Před měsícem

      I mean Gwyneth Paltrow is still doing basically the same thing. Convincing gullible idiots that they need something useless has been a grift since forever.

  • @J64Gamer64
    @J64Gamer64 Před měsícem +490

    It's been 84 years.

    • @badassbillyb
      @badassbillyb Před měsícem +21

      Isnt that from that boat movie?

    • @SpookyTree255
      @SpookyTree255 Před měsícem +17

      @@badassbillyb no, its from the raft book

    • @WhiteTyrone
      @WhiteTyrone Před měsícem +7

      I'm afraid its been 9 years...

    • @Jackywhaler
      @Jackywhaler Před měsícem +9

      84 years and still no answers....

    • @J64Gamer64
      @J64Gamer64 Před měsícem +1

      @@badassbillyb you mean Moby Dick or Moby Balls?

  • @j0nnyism
    @j0nnyism Před 19 dny +2

    Now I have an excuse for hoarding bottles of piss in my room. I’m creating a fixative for perfume. That’s it

  • @coppliable
    @coppliable Před měsícem +4

    hilarious editing as always. Love ya vids

  • @cursedex80
    @cursedex80 Před měsícem +364

    "I got mad. Digitally." I hate it so much that I laughed at that.

  • @ninelivesstealer
    @ninelivesstealer Před měsícem +115

    The "olfactory" pun was incredible, actually. I would have been the one guy in the audience laughing.

  • @pilotpencil
    @pilotpencil Před měsícem +14

    Honestly dude. You might be the funniest CZcamsr ever.

  • @Mr.mcdougal
    @Mr.mcdougal Před měsícem +9

    I don’t think I’ve ever watched an entire CZcams ad in my life that’s not forced. He made the ad entertaining, and I watched the whole thing. I’m sure he gets paid more if we watch the whole ad. He’s a genius.

    • @thatguy1094
      @thatguy1094 Před měsícem +5

      Bro has never watched Internet Comment Etiquette.

  • @gossamera4665
    @gossamera4665 Před měsícem +412

    Man that's really dark, imagine offing someone just to harvest their vomit, or gallstones, and then throwing the rest away. That could be the plot of an alien movie.

    • @elishh8173
      @elishh8173 Před měsícem

      Yes we humans are horrible. It's absolutely cruel and not worth it in my opinion. Also very weird how they found out what smelled good in an animals ass for example. Really weird people haha

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari Před měsícem +30

      Futurama did have that one plot line where aliens were hunting humans for their noses.

    • @crodu_u
      @crodu_u Před měsícem +14

      basically the plot of avatar 2 right?

    • @ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS
      @ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS Před měsícem +3

      This kind of "use the whole body" mentality is actually counterintuitive to being resource conscious. This just isnt how it works. Ill explain with a similar situation- leather.
      So people think leather is great because its using all of the animal and leaving no part wasted-but this is not how the economy or resources works. When the sale of leather is legal, its its own thing with different purpose as a "material" or "ingredient", meaning it would have different buyers and a different supply and demand situation. What this means is animals are quite often impregnated, raised, and killed for nothing but the skin alone while the rest is not used. In fact, skin of unborn calves is considered the most prized leather and so sometimes pregnant mothers are killed and discarded purely for the skin of the fetus. Thats unbelievable amounts of food and water spent to raise a tiny amount of product but its financially more lucrative for the seller.
      Most animal agriculture is self-certifying so any kind of humane or resource efficient logo you see is pure bullshit and there are loads of documentaries on this.
      Lastly even if the whole animal is used there are countless debates, forums and documentaries that exist to debunk the idea that it is resource efficient to rely on any animals as a source of any kind of material or food as they are secondary/tertiary producers on the energy pyramid (and a lot of other stuff). Check out r/debateavegan for example with any questions you might have about any situation and people from all over the world in various economic situations will explain with cited sources why animal products are never resourceful

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth Před měsícem +2

      @@crodu_u I was about to say, that's literally the plot of Avatar 2.

  • @zaidal-wadi2311
    @zaidal-wadi2311 Před měsícem +191

    That's a cuttlefish.

    • @EdwardMichael3
      @EdwardMichael3 Před měsícem +1

      Yup not a squid. They are also super intelligent just like their squid and octopus cousins though. And very good cross dressers

    • @trkagog6155
      @trkagog6155 Před měsícem +1

      It seems more like a reef squid than a cuttlefish, though its hard to tell from that angle

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous Před měsícem +3

      I volunteered at an aquarium once. There was a cuttlefish exhibit but it was always empty…
      …and now this talk has got me thinking about why it was empty. I never asked during my time there.

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Před měsícem +3

      So where’s the asparagus?

  • @TheLittlemau5
    @TheLittlemau5 Před měsícem +16

    The only uttuber which ads i dont skip :==

  • @CHEWYTv
    @CHEWYTv Před měsícem +3

    his AD breaks are actualy worth watching lol i love it so much

  • @Maxjoker98
    @Maxjoker98 Před měsícem +193

    Can confirm, the city of Cologne does not smell great. But to be honest, I don't know of a city that does.

    • @L.Pondera
      @L.Pondera Před měsícem +4

      There has to be one. Or at least a bunch of towns that can be added up.

    • @TheUnknownLegend1234
      @TheUnknownLegend1234 Před měsícem +5

      Indeed, but at least there's plenty of Kölsch. 😅

    • @TheGosgosh
      @TheGosgosh Před měsícem +5

      Kölsch doesn’t smell that good, either 😂

    • @white6505
      @white6505 Před měsícem +9

      some places in brazil at night smell of night jasmine. and some coastal cities smell of the sea and of tasty food. but those are very few places, the rest is pretty much how you would imagine brazil to smell like.

    • @luke-il5nr
      @luke-il5nr Před měsícem +2

      ​@@white6505bro tf you talking about 💀

  • @machinat3636
    @machinat3636 Před měsícem +118

    You can always trust someone who creates perfume. They just make scents

  • @leokaptra
    @leokaptra Před měsícem +5

    "what the elites want...NO NOT THAT" 💀

  • @antonyduhamel1166
    @antonyduhamel1166 Před měsícem +4

    "I took the brakes outta my car. Man like me never learned how to stop."
    "Shut the FUCK up!"
    This will always be the best NordVPN ad. But every time I see another Internet Historian NordVPN ad, I'm reminded of it, so it's OK.

  • @nerotoni3253
    @nerotoni3253 Před měsícem +189

    I got a ad after the “here’s my Netflix special” and it was so sped up I thought it was part of the bit

    • @MAGAMAN
      @MAGAMAN Před měsícem +10

      I can't believe there are people who still don't use ad blockers.

    • @karlik4861
      @karlik4861 Před měsícem +1

      @@MAGAMAN Using adblockers is breaking the law! youtube said so

  • @neauthraxyeet3307
    @neauthraxyeet3307 Před měsícem +149

    The ad has better writing than current Hollywood

    • @kristoffer8609
      @kristoffer8609 Před měsícem +26

      That's a very low bar to pass though.

    • @shioq.
      @shioq. Před měsícem +8

      Gentleman Pirate is a better movie than 90% of Hollywood productions

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před měsícem +2

      It's the same writing as several hallmark Christmas movie plots

    • @MetalXaldy
      @MetalXaldy Před měsícem +3

      That is if he DID write it, if we're going to compare him or his ghostwriter to screenwriters

    • @LilacStarbloom
      @LilacStarbloom Před měsícem +3

      @@MetalXaldyor if he just stole it from someone else. Given that Man In Cave was plagiarized, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised.

  • @dova3050
    @dova3050 Před měsícem +6

    This entire video is just fancy people finding new things to hunt into extinction

    • @ZackofSpades
      @ZackofSpades Před měsícem +4

      Hey, it's not valuable if it's not rare!

  • @jbaketkd
    @jbaketkd Před měsícem +13

    Awesome video

  • @Capum5
    @Capum5 Před měsícem +140

    "With this NORD-themed brick." Really got me for some reason, amazing. And the closely followed Nomad joke kept the giggling going for a good bit.

  • @Absolutely_Nobody
    @Absolutely_Nobody Před měsícem +89

    God damn it.
    The "Ba rock, Obama" got me good.

  • @MegamanPsy
    @MegamanPsy Před měsícem +3

    A new storymode out next week? I can't wait to see it uploaded next month.

  • @saucelord3108
    @saucelord3108 Před měsícem +7

    I was unreasonably excited when i heard the intro music for Yu-Gi-Oh

  • @SrSpankems
    @SrSpankems Před měsícem +71

    I've actually been to the laugh factory when Kramer was doing a set at the laugh factory. This was before the infamous video. He asked the crowd if they had any deformities. I showed him my webbed feet. He said to me, and I quote "Throw his ass outside, he's a Ningyo, he's a Ningyo, he's a Ningyo. A Ningyo, look there's a Ningyo."
    I guess that's just part of his act.
    I met him after outside the club and we had a chat. Chill guy, really nice about it.

  • @kaystephan2610
    @kaystephan2610 Před měsícem +124

    I just wonder HOW they found all this out? Like...who thought "Yess...WHALE VOMIT. Let's put WHALE VOMIT into our perfume"?
    And who then said "Let's try this gland near the balls of this specific type of deer"??? Like ¿

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 Před měsícem +6

      People have hunted whales for thousands of years, of course someone had to eventually find that out.

    • @pimvanduijne
      @pimvanduijne Před měsícem

      as they started to understand what chemistry was and how it works, they started to understand better and better where to look. to the point of arriving at synthetical almost everything.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Před měsícem +9

      It turns out that whales occasionally yak up the ambergris and it floats (for years, sometimes). So it had been found before in the ocean and on coastlines. All the way back in Ancient Egypt it was used for incense and the like (it burns quite readily), so its olfactory properties may have been known longer than its source.

  • @Minutemanly
    @Minutemanly Před měsícem +4

    I laughed for 5 straight minutes after "Ba Rock, Obama". Lmaoo

  • @RyanTheHero3
    @RyanTheHero3 Před měsícem +4

    NordVPN doesn’t care if their product’s functions are actually advertised at this point

  • @BaldorfBreakdowns
    @BaldorfBreakdowns Před měsícem +54

    I like how distinct these videos are from the Incognito Mode ones, you can only just barely tell it's two different channels if you pay really close attention.

    • @ExaltedUriel
      @ExaltedUriel Před měsícem +5

      Yeah, the main channel videos are much more focused on telling a story, where the Incognito Mode videos go more into the technical details of things.

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator Před měsícem +44

    Imagine 5000 years after your death, your curse awakens and watch someone dump your ground up body into their flower garden.

  • @DrOwn-hq9ot
    @DrOwn-hq9ot Před měsícem +5

    So glad we finally got to meet Herstorian!

  • @Thesaurcery4U2C
    @Thesaurcery4U2C Před měsícem +2

    Editing just keeps getting better.

  • @rickastley6549
    @rickastley6549 Před měsícem +44

    The editing done in these kind of videos is an artform in itself, beautiful

  • @iamredjustice5984
    @iamredjustice5984 Před měsícem +64

    Dude the part about the stone woman outside the cave had me fucking rolling, all of that to build up to that joke, holy shit a masterpiece.

  • @daft990
    @daft990 Před měsícem +16

    Me: "Oh nice, a new IH vid to watch while I eat dinner!"

  • @scottecklund1965
    @scottecklund1965 Před měsícem +7

    That Kramer joke. Peak of the Historian.

  • @bokchoiman
    @bokchoiman Před měsícem +3

    For the first time ever I sat through a whole NordVPN ad and I have to say I'm willing to sit through yet another.

  • @szechuon6971
    @szechuon6971 Před měsícem +123

    “Who’s discovering this?” I’m wandering the same thing! Who figured an animal’s ass is where the sweet scent is?

    • @pill1154
      @pill1154 Před měsícem +19

      Long human history I guess, there's bound to be some people in the past that get a little too curious about animal products

    • @corvididaecorax2991
      @corvididaecorax2991 Před měsícem +17

      Probably someone cutting up said animal for food. Or to learn about its insides.

    • @enriquegarciacota3914
      @enriquegarciacota3914 Před měsícem +4

      @@corvididaecorax2991you have a cleaner mind than I

    • @patrickbateman312
      @patrickbateman312 Před měsícem +1

      Fard n shiid

    • @obnoxiouspedant
      @obnoxiouspedant Před měsícem +2

      ​@@patrickbateman312so true patrick