The Failure of Dashcon | The world's first Tumblr convention

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  • The story of Dashcon 2014, one of the worst conventions ever held. Deceit, gross incompetence and a piss-drenched ball pit -- it had it all.
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  • @InternetHistorian
    @InternetHistorian  Před 7 lety +12232

    Follow-up Q&A to answer some of your questions: czcams.com/video/5vfZqByi808/video.html

  • @cinnamonflavord
    @cinnamonflavord Před 7 lety +12468

    "We will all sigh together"
    1...2...
    *Give me back my money*

  • @shgh2695
    @shgh2695 Před 3 lety +11957

    When 4chan didn’t even have to do anything to make it fail

    • @Ayr-me7vb
      @Ayr-me7vb Před 3 lety +1203

      What do you mean? The notorious hacker know as 4chan actually snuck in and pissed in the ball pit

    • @kek-senpai243
      @kek-senpai243 Před 3 lety +383

      @@Ayr-me7vb I wish that was confirmed true.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 Před 3 lety +223

      @@kek-senpai243 I would be forever a happy man if that were true.

    • @gabeyab
      @gabeyab Před 3 lety +222

      *MEET THE SPY*

    • @Fordring1776
      @Fordring1776 Před 3 lety +91

      turns out you don't need nationalist terrorism to screw up tumblr events,
      huh

  • @UnprofessionalProfessor
    @UnprofessionalProfessor Před rokem +4697

    The irony of singing "We Are the Champions," while getting extorted is palpable.

    • @JRGProjects
      @JRGProjects Před rokem +110

      It's easy to "con" at a failed CONvention

    • @mcdonalds5972
      @mcdonalds5972 Před rokem +48

      @@JRGProjects "But they raised the money, and the *CON* continues."

    • @mr.jitterspam9552
      @mr.jitterspam9552 Před rokem +23

      @@mcdonalds5972 it *CON* tinues

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před 9 měsíci +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @joeshittheragman6252
      @joeshittheragman6252 Před 8 měsíci +1

      That wasn't extortion. People were free to leave whenever they wanted

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues Před rokem +4570

    “A group of tumblr users come up with a brilliant idea”
    That statement alone is an oxymoron

    • @galleryofrogues
      @galleryofrogues Před rokem +81

      @@mikeoxmall69420 first pigs fly. then hell freezes over. THEN tumblr users have an actual good idea right before time and space ultimately unravel.

    • @leomeodeo4787
      @leomeodeo4787 Před rokem +14

      @@galleryofrogues goncharov's not a good idea?

    • @rollcakecookie7189
      @rollcakecookie7189 Před rokem +14

      To be fair tho, most funny posts you seen on the internet come form tumblr 😬

    • @ukargeo
      @ukargeo Před rokem

      Your*

    • @mrlime9526
      @mrlime9526 Před rokem +21

      @@rollcakecookie7189 Modern Tumblr is the closest thing to hell I can find with few exceptions.

  • @Mothblossom
    @Mothblossom Před 4 lety +17033

    “What made you choose this costume?”
    “Costume?...”
    Current objective S U R V I V E

    • @sungodraw1020
      @sungodraw1020 Před 4 lety +166

      xXNightShifter Xx Replying to this so you know you got a bunch of likes

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 Před 4 lety +250

      Snake? Snake?! S N A A A K E ! ! !

    • @Mothblossom
      @Mothblossom Před 4 lety +50

      O damn I didn’t expect it to blow up oh Lordy

    • @SmoothTurtle840
      @SmoothTurtle840 Před 4 lety +24

      Titanfall 2 reference? Probably not, but I’m going to pretend it is.

    • @peggy_book5710
      @peggy_book5710 Před 4 lety +50

      @@SmoothTurtle840 its also in halo reach i think

  • @caevman3203
    @caevman3203 Před 4 lety +24371

    “We’re all gonna sigh together” is something the annoying 9th grade teacher says after assigning a project just before a holiday

    • @voodoomoss
      @voodoomoss Před 4 lety +674

      She probably is one. Also, is she wearing a garter belt and corset? To listen to a podcast with fellow tumblrinas?

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes Před 4 lety +649

      This literally is it. SJWs never progressed socially past elementary school and absolutely require an adult to tell them not only what to do, but what and when to feel. Peter Pan syndrome but worse (Mary Poppins fixation?)

    • @brendan5260
      @brendan5260 Před 4 lety +277

      MrGoatflakes this is exactly what i’ve been saying. we need to stop leading kids by the nose. they should be taught to think for themselves and to make their own choices. when you tell someone from birth what to do, say and think, they will either resent you for being controlling or become mindless.

    • @estheay3611
      @estheay3611 Před 4 lety +57

      This comment game me vietnam flashbacks...

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes Před 4 lety +102

      @@brendan5260 yep, if you insulate people from the consequences of bad decisions, you rob them of the opportunity to learn to do anything better. Unlimited second chances are a fantasy that evaporates when you inevitably succumb to old age, which havens sooner than everyone thinks. Trying to protect people from every bad consequence is Oedipedal and robs people of life. Not that I believe in people starving in the streets...

  • @wildrabbit2237
    @wildrabbit2237 Před rokem +5459

    I wanna see TwitterCon
    Just a room full of people calling each other racists, sexists, and child predators while also BEING racist, sexists, and child predators

    • @nyteshade8125
      @nyteshade8125 Před rokem +37

      That's an awesome idea

    • @Mr.Stizblee
      @Mr.Stizblee Před rokem +261

      To be fair, one of the main reasons Twitter got so toxic is that most of Tumblr migrated there after Tumblr banned porn.

    • @on_the_inverse_5193
      @on_the_inverse_5193 Před rokem +2

      collect all of the twitter users in 1 room and throw a letter that says "hitler did nothing wrong" and watch them tear eachother to bits like rabid wolves

    • @aaronlaughter6471
      @aaronlaughter6471 Před rokem +21

      I would go in a heart beat, that would be hysterical

    • @mochabbunny
      @mochabbunny Před rokem +89

      Make sure no one is allowed to leave for the duration of the con and not hire any security staff. It will be like an IRL version of Twitter with life or death stakes. And put cameras on the walls to livestream the whole thing.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll Před rokem +2189

    The “They say dress for the job you want.”-Guy was kinda cool and chill though. Witty and snappy response to having a camera shoved up his face.

  • @weneedmorefacemapsasprofil1593

    "world's first *tumblr* convention"
    Say no more.

  • @MrRandomGuy13100
    @MrRandomGuy13100 Před 7 lety +9102

    "We're all going to sigh together, okay? 1 2-" "Give me back my money."

    • @horsepetrol1177
      @horsepetrol1177 Před 7 lety +552

      That pandering language makes me so ill! Be condescending to a butthurt crowd. We're supposed to be western.

    • @shoehunter3928
      @shoehunter3928 Před 6 lety +168

      DemonlordHatty at least the hippies had a point

    • @noahwright8109
      @noahwright8109 Před 6 lety +118

      I thought people were gonna start booing.

    • @twistup343
      @twistup343 Před 6 lety +50

      3:37

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Před 6 lety +247

      The fact that there wasn't more outrage towards this baffles me. They even had the gul to ask for more money.

  • @FMCybear
    @FMCybear Před rokem +3162

    "we're all gonna sigh together okay? one, two, three.."
    "give me back my money"
    i cannot put into words that i laughed so hard i started vomiting

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 Před rokem +108

      IKR 🤣 it's like something straight outta SpongeBob lmaoooo

    • @anonymousgoat6552
      @anonymousgoat6552 Před rokem +121

      It feels like a primary school teacher telling the class to sigh at the same time because golden time had to be rescheduled or something. It's pathetic.

    • @wolflplushlnoice
      @wolflplushlnoice Před rokem +7

      i read this comment exactly as it happened lmao

    • @elaineivysart9743
      @elaineivysart9743 Před rokem +13

      " I like to dress for the job I want "

    • @anonymousgoat6552
      @anonymousgoat6552 Před rokem +8

      @Masterraccoon you don’t mess with golden time

  • @aldenfriend9625
    @aldenfriend9625 Před 11 měsíci +299

    “They say dress for the job you want” that’s the best way to handle that situation lol

  • @bitesizedkiran
    @bitesizedkiran Před 7 lety +1179

    why the fuck were they doing the hunger games thing

    • @johan3612n
      @johan3612n Před 7 lety +250

      Kiran because their retarded, why did I have to tell you this? Thought it was common knowledge

    • @jarodspence2297
      @jarodspence2297 Před 7 lety +134

      Whoa , you used the wrong form of they're!? Time for me to point it out because I'm so fucking smart!

    • @whatajoker9030
      @whatajoker9030 Před 7 lety +53

      Kiran when that came on to the screen I legit just said "this is the fucking stupidest thing I've ever seen"

    • @BadlanderOutsider
      @BadlanderOutsider Před 7 lety +75

      Because apparently you can't do anything without making reference to popular media properties.

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck Před 7 lety +38

      Because they think they are special

  • @TheSantaCompana
    @TheSantaCompana Před 7 lety +8475

    That ball pit really tied the room together.

    • @v0rt3xzstar72
      @v0rt3xzstar72 Před 7 lety +59

      Gijs Houbregs did someone piss on it too

    • @gathenhielm9977
      @gathenhielm9977 Před 7 lety +85

      Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

    • @Mekasoundwave
      @Mekasoundwave Před 7 lety +6

      Did it not?

    • @gathenhielm9977
      @gathenhielm9977 Před 7 lety +47

      Anime Fan.
      We're not talking about the guys who built the railroads, here.

    • @gathenhielm9977
      @gathenhielm9977 Před 7 lety +34

      Since you asked nicely: we're just bastardizing quotes from The Big Lebowski. The plot in it kicks of when an Asian-American guy pisses on the main character's rug. Check it out if you haven't, it's one of the best comedies ever filmed.

  • @OopsOlliePopp
    @OopsOlliePopp Před rokem +912

    Coming back to this video a few years later and gotta be honest. The lady screaming “what if they want more money” may be annoying but shes the only one who seemed to catch on 🗿

    • @drkissinger1
      @drkissinger1 Před rokem +124

      The one-eyed woman in the land of the blind.

    • @Arz2003
      @Arz2003 Před 11 měsíci +36

      I would of just bounce home after paying the $65 for the admission fee if that was me and called PayPal and the Bank for a charge back

    • @olivebrosnan4437
      @olivebrosnan4437 Před 6 měsíci +2

      I’d only give them a penny 😭

  • @heckaboo
    @heckaboo Před rokem +1052

    Can't wait for Internet Historian to make a video on the failure of Twitchcon in a few years' time

    • @petrox859
      @petrox859 Před rokem +13

      it wasnt that bad, but who knows how 2023 will look like

    • @YoshuaYoshoka
      @YoshuaYoshoka Před rokem +114

      @@petrox859 wasn’t that bad 💀bro the foam pit was so bad it caused multiple injures one of which is likely (99%) permanent

    • @aliehsan8738
      @aliehsan8738 Před rokem +8

      @@YoshuaYoshoka sure but that is still not bad enough to warrant an entire video.

    • @Randomdive
      @Randomdive Před rokem

      I still can't believe Adriana Chechik broke her back in the foam pit

    • @petrox859
      @petrox859 Před rokem +6

      @@aliehsan8738 Yeah, I meant it this way, also its interesting to see how active is this comment section

  • @murphyjack90
    @murphyjack90 Před 6 lety +2722

    "We are all going to sigh together okay?"
    "One..."
    "...two..."
    "GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!"

    • @implorerdavis4676
      @implorerdavis4676 Před 5 lety +8

      stolen comment

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster Před 5 lety +3

      ok unoriginal comment.

    • @AlainReyes
      @AlainReyes Před 5 lety +36

      Why did she thought that saying that would calm the people

    • @Movypro23
      @Movypro23 Před 4 lety +2

      Basically x men dark phoenix’s opening night audience 25 minutes in

    • @pillsnpiegaming
      @pillsnpiegaming Před 4 lety +1

      did you see how that chick stared at the guy who wants his money back lol.

  • @kawaiidesu8864
    @kawaiidesu8864 Před 4 lety +22996

    It's funny how the chillest guy in the video is Satan

    • @-CrimsoN-
      @-CrimsoN- Před 4 lety +769

      Satan is the chillest dude

    • @reaperh2o867
      @reaperh2o867 Před 4 lety +186

      The con was WAY worse than him.

    • @stardy316
      @stardy316 Před 4 lety +410

      "What is your costume?"
      *_"Costume?"_*
      Halo Theme ques.

    • @garrettcooper8348
      @garrettcooper8348 Před 4 lety +289

      DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT

    • @alextellez987
      @alextellez987 Před 4 lety +188

      Well according to the satanic bible AND the bible itself, he technically is a pretty chill dude that makes you offers too damn good to be true and asks for a somewhat reasonable price lol

  • @HollyCat504
    @HollyCat504 Před rokem +960

    A CZcamsr named “Sarah Z” did a really in-depth 50 minute video on DashCon after watching this. She was able to find the original kickstarter and original blog posts that started it all. For example, the panels they wanted to do like “British Men with…Cheekbones” lol came from a long post about “What if Tumblr was a school?” and listed all of the different classes they could take. The con lineup basically went off that list and she shows the original list. She also has background on the 3 people that ran it and has emails and all kinds of shit. It’s well worth a 50 minute watch.

    • @MsAmber82
      @MsAmber82 Před rokem +50

      Yeah, she gave the guilt to the two orcs who abused the work of a teenager
      She probably could make a comment about the fact about the lack of people going there

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 Před rokem +44

      Funny how they'd do that panel despite all their screeching about objectifying women lmao

    • @sgtmarcusharris4260
      @sgtmarcusharris4260 Před rokem +40

      Tumblr as a school
      Even Junko would think that's to much murder and despair

    • @Schrive
      @Schrive Před rokem

      Many thanks for boring everyone to fucking death with your description and then not even bothering to link the "in-depth 50 minute video.".
      Top drawer!

    • @escalationengine
      @escalationengine Před rokem

      .

  • @lev4175
    @lev4175 Před rokem +469

    Please I'm begging you, cover crunchyroll expo Melbourne 2022. It's just as much of a wild ride as dashcon.
    We had:
    8000 tickets perday sold, only 4000 were allowed in. There were people getting bitten, people fighting, an ambulance was called. Someone got kicked out after jacking it to a mlp pillow in the bathroom, there were maggots in sealed artbooks and even more fun surprises!
    Today people brought ballpits in honour for what was the closest we could get to dashcon 2022

    • @seva7500
      @seva7500 Před rokem +40

      people got BITTEN?!?!?!?

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot Před rokem +75

      @@seva7500 Australia is just British Florida

    • @lev4175
      @lev4175 Před rokem +31

      @@seva7500 yep a volunteer got bitten by an attendee

    • @MariusKennedy
      @MariusKennedy Před rokem +5

      @@seva7500 yep. Someone got bitten..

    • @daviddebroux4708
      @daviddebroux4708 Před 3 měsíci +2

      in the _

  • @Ben-jo8jd
    @Ben-jo8jd Před 4 lety +4698

    imagine how bad that room smelled

    • @verynoiceroxx542
      @verynoiceroxx542 Před 4 lety +190

      Neckbeards and unwashed people all together in a room, possibly without A/C or adequate ventilation. Mmm, an aromatic sensation.

    • @Squigglebop_Nimbleton
      @Squigglebop_Nimbleton Před 4 lety +16

      Ben most furries smell better, the bad ones everyone bunches normal furries with are worse.

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 Před 4 lety +65

      god the hotel should've asked for $100k, it would take a thousand cleaners to get the stench out

    • @Laura-Yu
      @Laura-Yu Před 4 lety +3

      Ben Gonna bet sour mayo

    • @scarletcrusade77
      @scarletcrusade77 Před 4 lety +32

      Unwashed fat white girls

  • @Farrowstrike
    @Farrowstrike Před 7 lety +5950

    "lets sigh together"
    they acting like they are in fucking elementary school

    • @tankolad
      @tankolad Před 7 lety +447

      Farrowstrike Let's be honest here; they never graduated.

    • @asdfasdfasdfasdfasd3534
      @asdfasdfasdfasdfasd3534 Před 6 lety +233

      Because it's cool and quirky and so funny haha

    • @namkha209
      @namkha209 Před 6 lety +19

      And I thought nobody can be more juvenile than the POWER RANGER.

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 Před 6 lety +130

      Give me my money back.

    • @Azariachan
      @Azariachan Před 6 lety +175

      That's tumblr in a nutshell, though. It's basically a bunch of children, except instead of fighting for toys and threatening to tell mommy, they send each other death threats and tell you to break your legs and piss your pants if you say anything they disagree with.

  • @spaghettinoodlesoup4510
    @spaghettinoodlesoup4510 Před 2 měsíci +86

    Dashcon happened in 2014
    And a certain chocolate experience happened this year, 2024.
    History is repeating as we speak.

  • @net_apart7987
    @net_apart7987 Před 8 měsíci +67

    Turns out dash con was a perfect con for tumbler, it included stolen artwork, shitty practices, and buzzwords galore.

  • @nxbulae
    @nxbulae Před 4 lety +22122

    i physically recoiled when they did the thing from hunger games

    • @iapr18
      @iapr18 Před 4 lety +476

      I didn't see that movie, but by the look of things it was a bad thing to happen, what's the meaning of it?

    • @iapr18
      @iapr18 Před 4 lety +123

      I didn't see that movie, but by the look of things it was a bad thing to happen, what's the meaning of it?

    • @PomegranatePomPom
      @PomegranatePomPom Před 4 lety +1294

      @@iapr18 it's a sign supposed to be done at a funeral.
      But in the movie it became the rebellion symbol.

    • @Dmcc1942
      @Dmcc1942 Před 4 lety +659

      @@iapr18 it's a symbol of rebellion
      When the girl gets chosen to fight in the hunger games her sister takes over for her and the Capitol wants everyone to clap but they make the symbol instead

    • @archiedonnelly2948
      @archiedonnelly2948 Před 3 lety +433

      Or they are Serbian nationalists

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Před 4 lety +19768

    "Congratulations, you get another hour in the ball pit" sounds like something you'd hear a sadistic scientist say to his human test subject in a Portal-esque video game.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 Před 4 lety +70

      No that would be your mother No but you could probably use the Source Engine to make it yourself. I’d love to see another game with writing and puzzle/FPS mechanics like the Portal series.

    • @j.baxter4265
      @j.baxter4265 Před 4 lety +322

      Montesama314
      I could imagine glados saying that, actually.

    • @theeshyguy
      @theeshyguy Před 4 lety +90

      Naughty children lose their ball pit privileges.

    • @josephstalin3586
      @josephstalin3586 Před 4 lety +3

      @No that would be your mother if they can they don't show it

    • @michaelbuckley5847
      @michaelbuckley5847 Před 4 lety +39

      Giving sugar cubes to secco

  • @DioTheGreatOne
    @DioTheGreatOne Před 10 dny +7

    And to think that this video triggered Hbomberguy so much that he decided to investigate Internet Historian so he could dig dirt on him to attempt a cancellation. Talk about being petty 💀💀💀

  • @samp.8099
    @samp.8099 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Thinking about 2014-era Tumblr is like anti-nostalgia

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 Před 20 dny +1

      Yeah. It got worse when everyone from tumblr invaded Twitter and pushed their views into every part of the internet. All because of a pron ban
      Still it seems things are shifting to be better now with a lot of these people being called out for the stuff they do

  • @joelcoates9985
    @joelcoates9985 Před 7 lety +18395

    When they said five to seven thousand people would come they might've meant LITERALLY 5 to 7000.

    • @oshawastaken
      @oshawastaken Před 5 lety +441

      LMAOO THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    • @thronritter6295
      @thronritter6295 Před 5 lety +170

      How many? YES!

    • @4Y0P
      @4Y0P Před 4 lety +16

      lmao nice

    • @jvnfkfgmvjvfmvkf
      @jvnfkfgmvjvfmvkf Před 4 lety +6

      what? i don't get it

    • @jvnfkfgmvjvfmvkf
      @jvnfkfgmvjvfmvkf Před 4 lety +39

      @Gäłøxy that only works if you say something "smart" in response. you're wrong, better luck next time.

  • @inactive07228
    @inactive07228 Před 4 lety +6342

    Dashcon, rainfurrest, fyre festival, tanacon, let’s see what other events end up in ruins

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 4 lety +116

      3 down... one more to go

    • @fusk7799
      @fusk7799 Před 4 lety +33

      @@murciadoxial8056 deus vult

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 4 lety +13

      @@fusk7799 gotta vult that deus, balls deep!

    • @MustafaMustafa-by9my
      @MustafaMustafa-by9my Před 4 lety +11

      wat about the one foousy tube did

    • @punbug4721
      @punbug4721 Před 4 lety +38

      Fifth horse (literally) of the con-pocalypse: MLP's Unicon. I won't bother linking a video or even describing it, bc if you've seen this video, you've basically seen a video on Unicon.

  • @AlexGore511
    @AlexGore511 Před 5 měsíci +109

    Almost 7 years later and Hbomb is still seething at you for this video.
    If that isn't glowing praise, I don't know what is.

    • @nicholaslane8332
      @nicholaslane8332 Před 22 dny +1

      Have we really reached the point were making simple levelheaded criticism is "seathing" the only people seathing are the people who still think making sjw and autism jokes are funny.

    • @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778
      @jurassicarkjordanisgreat1778 Před 20 dny +1

      Yeah. He made fun of the forerunners of libtardacus. Can’t believe breadtube actually wants people to believe the 2016 sjws where somehow not unhinged lunatics. Glad people are seeing them for what they are again.

    • @AlexGore511
      @AlexGore511 Před 19 dny

      @@nicholaslane8332 Uh, counterpoint, yer gay.

    • @nicholaslane8332
      @nicholaslane8332 Před 18 dny

      @@AlexGore511 counterpoint, I know what you are but what am I.

  • @bybs5726
    @bybs5726 Před 4 měsíci +60

    Hbomber missed the mark here. Seems man in hole was a fair take but this video is legend

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Před měsícem

      What are you talking about? Bomber never personally criticized this channel, he only critiqued man in hole.

    • @bybs5726
      @bybs5726 Před měsícem +4

      @@mattgroening8872 he critiqued the video

    • @R0bot4
      @R0bot4 Před 22 dny

      @@mattgroening8872he was butthurt in his video that Internet Historian made fun of Dashcon since the people here seem to be part of Harris… uhm… „people“. He said that this video „only“ made fun of SJWs which just aint true and made it look as if internet historian was some sort of super anti semitic nazi, unsurprisingly sparking a discussion on reddit whether IH really was. Hbomberguys video was good for 98% of the time, but this personal vendetta against IH was just dirty and unnecessary.

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 Před 22 dny

      @@R0bot4 ? Can you timestamp when this happened?

    • @R0bot4
      @R0bot4 Před 22 dny

      @@mattgroening8872 im absolutely not going through his hour long video now to prove this, but I can promise you it absolutely happened. Bybs wrote the same thing. He must have done it in the beginning of the IH part since it was basically the way he introduced him.

  • @NunyaBiznes100
    @NunyaBiznes100 Před 4 lety +4792

    This whole event was just an irl version of krusty land

    • @crunmch3140
      @crunmch3140 Před 4 lety +354

      Rustem Cecunjanin “you promised these children crabby the clown, but all I saw was... *cheapy the cheapskate* “

    • @NunyaBiznes100
      @NunyaBiznes100 Před 4 lety +125

      @FantasticFrank85 dashcon had clowns, lots of em, just none compare to krabby

    • @brendan5260
      @brendan5260 Před 4 lety +33

      FantasticFrank85 they didn’t have any of the acts they promised. no steam giraffe and the night vale people. whoever the fuck they are

    • @fallansaint
      @fallansaint Před 4 lety +5

      🤣
      Edit: underrated comment

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 Před 4 lety +5

      you mean Kamp Krusty

  • @woodfloor111
    @woodfloor111 Před 7 lety +3208

    "The teenage, unpaid workers, who were promised free meals, aren't given anything, and they go hungry" I laughed my ass off at that, holy shit

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 Před 7 lety +116

      Dana Baldus they got cucked too

    •  Před 7 lety +117

      Dana Baldus thats pretty standard for any con really. Promise room and food. get a spot on a cold floor with 10 other nerds, they run out of food on friday, cant find the people to get paid on sunday, whoever runs it has you on block by monday.

    • @Seppevh
      @Seppevh Před 7 lety +186

      Only standard for shitty failed cons

    • @AquaticDot
      @AquaticDot Před 7 lety +61

      Yeah, that's a situation where you convince the other helpers to leave as soon as they run out of food. They need you, not the other way around.

    • @chipwhitley5114
      @chipwhitley5114 Před 6 lety +33

      It's okay, they all probably preach communism. They should get used to going hungry.

  • @henrybrittons9028
    @henrybrittons9028 Před rokem +175

    Had to come back to this after seeing Among Us add a new nameplate: a ball pit, named "Extra Hour Please"

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve Před rokem +10

      Heh! I might start paying again just for that reference.

    • @encycl07pedia-
      @encycl07pedia- Před rokem +1

      People still play that wreck of a game? Can you still type or is it still all those crummy dialog choices?

    • @kimorayn1733
      @kimorayn1733 Před rokem +1

      GG

    • @bborjon3542
      @bborjon3542 Před rokem +3

      @@encycl07pedia- it’s both

    • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
      @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN Před rokem +1

      @@encycl07pedia- it's fun when you play with your friends but hell when you play with randoms.
      And if you're 20 yr old with same aged friend busy with school and stuff. It'd be hard to find a schedule where everyone free time meets up.

  • @goofymode8205
    @goofymode8205 Před 5 měsíci +172

    Twitter having a vendetta over this 6 year old Video is hilarious

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 Před 5 měsíci +36

      Literal child mentality to hold a grudge for so long over something this insignificant

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Před 5 měsíci +10

      I dont support what IH has done but it's getting ridiculous, people are calling him a neo now

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 Před 5 měsíci +34

      @@twinzzlers You're talking about him like he's done some war crime here

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@noone12748 I'm not? But he did do some real shady stuff

    • @theonlybilge
      @theonlybilge Před 5 měsíci +25

      ​@@twinzzlers
      Apparently the script for Man in Cave is almost a word for word plagiarism of an already existing news article, and it would seem this is true. It's very unfortunate, but the video where it was brought up also had some digging up of previous videos and looking through some random comments on IH videos to prove a point.
      The video was supposed to be about CZcams plagiarism.

  • @iamnotreal4078
    @iamnotreal4078 Před 7 lety +6243

    That Satan guy was, ironically, the coolest fuckin guy there.

  • @arditeider2812
    @arditeider2812 Před 2 měsíci +26

    To think that the Willy Wonka Glasgow Experience happened about 10 years after this...

  • @ThePmcderm91
    @ThePmcderm91 Před 2 měsíci +31

    Free Palestine lmao, I had to check the date on this video because that caught me off guard in March 2024

  • @KingYurtleOfTurtle
    @KingYurtleOfTurtle Před 7 lety +15261

    "Congratulations. You get an extra hour in the ball pit." is something I can see as a sarcastic line by the narrator in the Stanley Parable.

    • @ellyv.w.6760
      @ellyv.w.6760 Před 7 lety +588

      My favorite ending is the ball pit ending

    • @wilfordbrimleyful
      @wilfordbrimleyful Před 7 lety +665

      KingYertleOfTurtle I can imagine it now: "confused at the apparent abandonment of him by his coworkers, Stanley stepped into a huge room just off the corridor from his office. a room Stanley had never been in, or heard his coworkers even mention, for it appeared totally unremarkable save for the fact that it contained nothing but a small inflatable ball pit. even more befuddled, understandably so given the circumstances, Stanley decided to waste valuable time by jumping in, perhaps as a protest against wanting to do something more meaningful with his life. but of course, given that Stanley was in what seems to be a state of shock-induced procrastination, it seems unlikely that Stanley wouldn't want to at least get moving again and go through the door at the end of the ball pit room. *cough* I SAID Stanley finally decided to get up and move the story along a bit."

    • @Finrirthegray16
      @Finrirthegray16 Před 7 lety +51

      I read that in Stamper's voice.

    • @garnalengarnering
      @garnalengarnering Před 7 lety +120

      someone make a mod this would be way too fitting

    • @katiehesse6578
      @katiehesse6578 Před 7 lety +12

      Miss Price's Magical Playroom is amazing.

  • @CrabbyMcCrab11
    @CrabbyMcCrab11 Před 3 lety +24398

    A Gay hispanic man being called a straight white male is the most tumblr thing i have ever heard

    • @daphne1065
      @daphne1065 Před 3 lety +1092

      Apparently it's like a curse word over there...

    • @F40PH-2CAT
      @F40PH-2CAT Před 3 lety +651

      @@4thtime910 young progressives disproportionately so.

    • @zaqareemalcolm
      @zaqareemalcolm Před 3 lety +364

      @@daphne1065 its not the first time; alot don't know that "idiot", "imbecile" and "moron" genuinely used to be scientific/technical terms for the intellectually disabled too, before people thought it was offensive/slurs, and then a long time after that, they now just refer to general dumbassery without that connection.

    • @r2d2fromstartrack83
      @r2d2fromstartrack83 Před 3 lety +59

      1/3 not terrible you can't always be perfect you know

    • @xBINARYGODx
      @xBINARYGODx Před 3 lety +23

      @@F40PH-2CAT lol wut?

  • @BullockDS
    @BullockDS Před 5 měsíci +78

    what do you mean a certain side of youtube held a grudge over this video for nearly seven years, and used an already-settled plagiarism "scandal" as a pretense to try finally collecting a scalp over this

    • @tommythompson6516
      @tommythompson6516 Před 5 měsíci +33

      Lmao he needed something to attack IH for

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 Před 5 měsíci +7

      come back in one week when this attempt also hilariously fails and that side is back to nibbling on IH's ankles again

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n Před měsícem +1

      Fr, that video was just brain dead. Leave IH alone

  • @user-up1yg4lr6k
    @user-up1yg4lr6k Před 9 měsíci +55

    That ballpit carried the whole convention. When you realize that furries organized a better event than Tumblr users..

    • @thelemmster
      @thelemmster Před 9 měsíci

      Furries are usually quite rich, well not me. Most of the damage from rainfurrest was done by 4 people out of thousands.of attendees only 2 of which were furries the others being there to make furries seem really weird

    • @ashdaddyactual6933
      @ashdaddyactual6933 Před 8 měsíci +4

      The organizers of the Furry con weren’t the problem hahaha

    • @gl1tchygreml1n
      @gl1tchygreml1n Před měsícem +1

      Most furry conventions, from what I know, *are* in fact organized better than Dashcon

  • @ruddha2
    @ruddha2 Před 4 lety +5573

    "By the evening, the unthinkable happens: The ball pit starts to deflate."
    The deadpan delivery gets me every time. Brilliant.

    • @Flamingerudostalion
      @Flamingerudostalion Před 4 lety +46

      I like that this implies nostalgia rewatches. Good on you, sir. :)

    • @Torenovski
      @Torenovski Před 4 lety +71

      *and someone pisses in it*
      that took me out lol

    • @rinosmeetngreedthusdays
      @rinosmeetngreedthusdays Před 4 lety +4

      It would be nice to get a kiss from those ladys uwu

    • @user-jc1kq1qb5j
      @user-jc1kq1qb5j Před 4 lety +8

      Im surprised noone pissed in it earlier. If it was a furry festival it would be full of poop in like 3 hours

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger Před 4 lety +2

      You sir, just earned yourself an extra hour free in the Ballpit!!!

  • @morganrosenfeld5917
    @morganrosenfeld5917 Před 10 měsíci +20

    Something I feel it's vital to mention about Dashcon, even six years after this video and nine years after the actual con. The ballpit didn't belong to staff, someone just brought it along.

  • @masonparker24
    @masonparker24 Před měsícem +21

    Watching this in 2024, the guy jokingly yelling death to Israel is so funny. He would be public branded today for saying that

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 Před 5 dny +1

      Isn't it the opposite? I thought these guys decided Israel is bad

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 Před 5 dny +1

      That's not even me saying I have a stake in the matter, I am completely uninformed

  • @nickluckman1872
    @nickluckman1872 Před 7 lety +10148

    At least that one guy dressed as Satan had a sense of humor

    • @albertobarbosa5905
      @albertobarbosa5905 Před 7 lety +1830

      u mean the prime minister of israel?

    • @nickgonzalez8591
      @nickgonzalez8591 Před 7 lety +253

      lol all jokes aside that guy really is a scumbag.

    • @vidsmaker556
      @vidsmaker556 Před 7 lety +427

      that dude probably went there on a dare

    • @DreadEden256
      @DreadEden256 Před 7 lety +812

      I also liked to think a third of the attendees, including the satan dude, were just 4chan users who went to troll!

    • @martyslackjaw
      @martyslackjaw Před 7 lety +115

      I'm sure he recycled that joke from telling people the same thing about being the devil.

  • @Kirbo4004
    @Kirbo4004 Před 4 lety +8916

    1:34 "what made you decide to dress up as the Prime Minister of Israel?"
    "They say dress for the job you want"
    This guy gets it.

    • @Saidriak
      @Saidriak Před 4 lety +439

      I love that guy

    • @itaishemer
      @itaishemer Před 4 lety +259

      I'm an Israeli. I love this so much

    • @JDHGaming
      @JDHGaming Před 4 lety +295

      Yes most self aware guy in the room, I mean he is satan, mabye that is the actual satan

    • @stockcaptain1
      @stockcaptain1 Před 4 lety +24

      @@itaishemer big true

    • @HTWW
      @HTWW Před 4 lety +16

      @@itaishemer someone else had to wear a mask with Lapid's face and start a brawl, lmao.

  • @iratepirate3896
    @iratepirate3896 Před rokem +651

    Just remember all these people left Tumblr and ruined Twitter

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 Před rokem +18

      Not really, the Tumblr user exodus was actually pretty even

    • @ColdFuse96
      @ColdFuse96 Před rokem +55

      Looks like Tumblr is about to get a massive injection of users, thanks to daddy Elon over here 😏

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 Před rokem +11

      @@ColdFuse96 Inshallah

    • @armyofuno8196
      @armyofuno8196 Před rokem

      @@ColdFuse96 finally I can go and browse Twitter without seeing some mentally ill communist furry

    • @apachehelicopter9032
      @apachehelicopter9032 Před rokem +2

      Daddy Elon making ze list

  • @porygonlite
    @porygonlite Před 11 dny +10

    1:17 a man ahead of his time

  • @tyrantking2322
    @tyrantking2322 Před 3 lety +4381

    That dude claiming to contain a riot looks like that one annoying kid in class, you know the one

    • @nobodybw1962
      @nobodybw1962 Před 3 lety +424

      The one that's trying to be both the class clown and the teacher's pet, and failing at both?

    • @tunasandwich8049
      @tunasandwich8049 Před 3 lety +146

      Just say "class loser"

    • @Omegaset
      @Omegaset Před 3 lety +61

      He talks like him too

    • @sammylammy996
      @sammylammy996 Před 3 lety +136

      now I'LL GO BaCk to mY POST

    • @mantrajojo4163
      @mantrajojo4163 Před 3 lety +84

      You mean that kid with poor volume control that copes with social anxiety by being really obnoxious and loud?

  • @shotgunsam23
    @shotgunsam23 Před 3 lety +6174

    The “dress for the job you want” guy probably has the thickest skin of any tumblr user.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 Před 3 lety +679

      That's why I'm pretty sure he wasn't actually a tumblr user.

    • @whydoesyoutubeallownamesth5598
      @whydoesyoutubeallownamesth5598 Před 3 lety +494

      @@stevenschnepp576 yeah I think he went there for a laugh or something

    • @keanunmoskaluk3518
      @keanunmoskaluk3518 Před 3 lety +358

      @@whydoesyoutubeallownamesth5598 im really sure he did, the satan outfit was a big hint to begin with

    • @slenderfoxx3797
      @slenderfoxx3797 Před 3 lety +196

      Yeah he actually has a backbone. Can't be a tumblr user lol

    • @goldenrodprime226
      @goldenrodprime226 Před 3 lety +311

      Could be a 4chan sleeper agent left over from the war.

  • @jimmycumbest6877
    @jimmycumbest6877 Před 6 měsíci +69

    1:32 boy did this interaction age well

  • @iloveanothermanswives4278
    @iloveanothermanswives4278 Před 5 měsíci +93

    Hbomberguy is an effective advertiser for Internet Historian. These vids are fucking funny.

    • @taylordiachenko684
      @taylordiachenko684 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Cringe.

    • @dogeboithedoomslayer
      @dogeboithedoomslayer Před 5 měsíci +25

      @@taylordiachenko684little bro thinks he’s the judge, jury, and executioner of the CZcams comments 🫵😹

    • @gabemissouri
      @gabemissouri Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@taylordiachenko684 You are the one who's cringe little bro

  • @colerichardson20
    @colerichardson20 Před 4 lety +7190

    "were all gonna sigh together" is some of the saddest shit ive ever heard

    • @da_ocsta1452
      @da_ocsta1452 Před 4 lety +547

      Fuckin' grown ass toddlers dude.

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend Před 4 lety +347

      “Thanks for the money, suckers”

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander Před 4 lety +338

      I love it. Absolute zero damage control of their events backing out. The organizers of this shitshow just expect the audience to take an apology up their asses.

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta Před 4 lety +81

      *feminists*

    • @senatorcockstrong161
      @senatorcockstrong161 Před 4 lety +5

      Cole Richardson, great Gael profile pic

  • @nemidoonam6963
    @nemidoonam6963 Před 4 lety +4609

    “We are first timers”
    Literally lies and steals money *Intentionally*

    • @joshhouse6857
      @joshhouse6857 Před 4 lety +162

      First time heisters

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes Před 4 lety +63

      @@joshhouse6857 next time you'll be too busy sucking down that woke koolaid and delicious anti-Semitism you won't even notice we scaming u

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 Před 4 lety +23

      Proof the left is gullible.

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 Před 4 lety +25

      Noskal Borg The left is ran by sociopaths and Cluster-B’s because plebe leftists are so easily manipulated. You just have to say the right _words._

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 Před 4 lety +10

      @@Sorakeyblademaster37 ye, training the masses to roll over and submit (because it's such a noble cause) never asking "what about my family?" Or "is this going to hurt someone?" Or "can i actually trust you?". And then they have the gall to call conservatives "sheople".
      In my faith, "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints" they encourage us to read the doctrine ourselves, and get our own testimony of the truth. They're very clear about what is the truth and what isn't, but they want us to ask questions so we can get answers.
      They even put up essays online about some of the ugly truths of the early church. Granted those essays aren't nearly as damning as all the accusations surrounding those accounts, but the Church cites all of their sources (in all of their writing) so people can actually fact check it.

  • @theroguecybersoldier2629
    @theroguecybersoldier2629 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Who's here after hearing about Dashcon for the first because of the Glasgow Wonka scam?

  • @GravityTrash
    @GravityTrash Před 7 měsíci +94

    The Free Palestine guy aged shockingly well 😭

    • @jordanriederer1518
      @jordanriederer1518 Před 6 měsíci +5

      right i was completely shook that this was 6 years old

    • @ExoplasmicDischarge
      @ExoplasmicDischarge Před 6 měsíci +26

      @@jordanriederer1518 It's almost like this has been an issue for near a century.

    • @-CrimsoN-
      @-CrimsoN- Před 6 měsíci +3

      Only if you've been asleep for years....

    • @fathirendrawan5846
      @fathirendrawan5846 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@jordanriederer1518 it amazed me how people only discovered this conflict recently. Israel has already occupied Palestine for 75 years and westerner thinking it's only because the recent event is mindblowing

    • @Rubia376
      @Rubia376 Před 25 dny

      @@fathirendrawan5846 well both sides has commit war crimes both to their people in someway and the other sides

  • @JacF6734
    @JacF6734 Před 3 lety +3895

    “Okay, so you’re dressed up as the Batman movie shooter. What made you choose this costume?”
    “... Costume?”
    *Pumped Up Kicks starts playing*

    • @rimurutempest4945
      @rimurutempest4945 Před 2 lety +93

      Honestly, would likely improve the overall con

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 Před 2 lety +8

      Lmao

    • @frenchguy8375
      @frenchguy8375 Před 2 lety +19

      "Better run better run outrun my bullet"

    • @gram.
      @gram. Před 2 lety +29

      Theyre all the exact same, I swear. Adult children. I have an unhealthy hatred for the organisers AND the audience that gave up thousands of their parents money AND sympathised with the organisers who clearly ripped them all off.
      Those types, are a type, so predictable.

    • @MegaBlair007
      @MegaBlair007 Před 2 lety +9

      @@gram. lmao calm down, they'll be dead or broke in the next recession

  • @JC21
    @JC21 Před 3 lety +5587

    "Someone pisses in the ball pit"
    Why is this so fitting and unsurprising

    • @markgrehan3726
      @markgrehan3726 Před 3 lety +113

      Honestly surprised no one did it sooner.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před 3 lety +43

      Vomit in the ball pit

    • @iannalemme
      @iannalemme Před 3 lety +26

      @@JeanMarceaux step right in and take a shiiit

    • @parkerjones6603
      @parkerjones6603 Před 3 lety +73

      That and attacking the gay latino for assuming hes a straight cis male screams tumblr

    • @maryarunkle7519
      @maryarunkle7519 Před 3 lety +10

      It was probably an act of protest

  • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
    @Kiss_My_Aspergers Před rokem +88

    Coming back to enjoy this in a new way now that Twitch Con has officially had a worse pit.

    • @tppolo009
      @tppolo009 Před rokem +4

      lmao yikes xDDD

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Před 11 měsíci +7

      The fact that this is genuinely accurate is very disappointing.

    • @Kiss_My_Aspergers
      @Kiss_My_Aspergers Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@kempolar9768 We live in Bizarro World.

    • @Xumenade
      @Xumenade Před 7 měsíci

      LMAO Fucking ruthless

  • @UncleBalthasarGelt
    @UncleBalthasarGelt Před 5 měsíci +106

    Hbomber was probably in that ball pit, still mad 7 years later.

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 Před 5 měsíci +43

      Probably the guy who pissed in it, unintentionally

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@noone12748 nah it was the 4channer who videp documented/trolled dashcon

  • @budimon121
    @budimon121 Před 7 lety +2406

    you're telling me this shit really happened?

    • @samusai
      @samusai Před 7 lety +206

      Yep....and I know somebody who went there as an artist alley attendee. She no longer does out of state conventions because of this.

    • @NalaLeaf
      @NalaLeaf Před 7 lety +79

      budimon121 yeah, I had a few people I followed during the days I used tumblr go to this and they came back pissed but making ball pit memes that circulated for a few months

    • @anonoymoususer6417
      @anonoymoususer6417 Před 7 lety +43

      budimon121 yes it did and it was hysterical

    • @JonaOrange
      @JonaOrange Před 7 lety +38

      the real question is......did they enjoy the ball pit?

    • @LaputanMachad
      @LaputanMachad Před 7 lety +31

      budimon121 Truth is stranger than fiction

  • @quixoticrage4190
    @quixoticrage4190 Před 7 lety +4419

    It's heartwarming/scary to know that people on tumblr are also cringy irl

    • @matthewgilmore200
      @matthewgilmore200 Před 7 lety +67

      Quasimodo calm down beyonce

    • @nizizumi
      @nizizumi Před 7 lety +200

      The fact that you used "Beyonce" as an insult just validates his point.

    • @matthewgilmore200
      @matthewgilmore200 Před 7 lety +34

      Nizizumi "calm down beyonce" is just a saying lol

    • @idontknowyet8540
      @idontknowyet8540 Před 7 lety +82

      ...D R O P I N T H E P I T

    • @gleegleek4eva
      @gleegleek4eva Před 7 lety +86

      quixotic rage Tbh a lot of it is pretty chill. But with the events they were advertising (Nightvale reading, steampunk band, the fact that they called it a 'con') its obvious they were trying to pull in the nerd crowd (no offense). I remember people sharing and making fun of the event and it's attendees on Tumblr but really didn't get a good look at the whole thing until now and I gotta say, this funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @northseapirate2313
    @northseapirate2313 Před 5 měsíci +66

    To the torrent of Hbomb fans complaining about SJW jokes from a 2017 video, get a spine.

  • @coolcliff18
    @coolcliff18 Před 2 měsíci +21

    And thus, history repeats itself 10 years later.

  • @KuroshiAkuma
    @KuroshiAkuma Před 3 lety +8262

    That ballpit carried the whole convention

    • @carbonreptile5437
      @carbonreptile5437 Před 2 lety +115

      and being pissed on was the thanks it got. fucking tumblr

    • @liamwhittaker8691
      @liamwhittaker8691 Před 2 lety +171

      Or, at least, it *tried* to; but was actively getting crushed by its weight...

    • @SkyLink64
      @SkyLink64 Před 2 lety +11

      Finally 666 liked

    • @AmbizarYT
      @AmbizarYT Před 2 lety +73

      Until someone pissed in it.

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 Před 2 lety +31

      @@AmbizarYT I think a baby was born in it too

  • @whatsup3183
    @whatsup3183 Před 7 lety +2543

    Why did they call it Dashcon?
    Because that's what they did with your money.

  • @bozuteru2160
    @bozuteru2160 Před 7 měsíci +56

    1:17 thinking about him today

  • @operationmeh
    @operationmeh Před 6 lety +4780

    "They say dress for the job you want." That man is a legend.

    • @Fursten
      @Fursten Před 6 lety +35

      The Guy Old saying

    • @FrostiKing
      @FrostiKing Před 6 lety +228

      But he isn't dressed as the Dashcon organizers.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 Před 6 lety +95

      Ewoksson woosh, right over your head. You are completely ignoring the context it was said in, which is why the remark was genius.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 Před 6 lety +16

      Frost King that makes no sense. A) why would he want the job of organizing a shitty con, and B) your statement is not at all humorous. Either you're just stupid, or you are bad at making jokes.

    • @KitKat-sv9qp
      @KitKat-sv9qp Před 6 lety +65

      Cory Goodman Woosh, right over your head. You are completely ignoring the context it was said in, which is why the remark was genius. For real, it seems you also don't understand sarcasm and humor, which is baffling to me, as you did the exact same thing that you made fun of the first guy.

  • @lambsauce7969
    @lambsauce7969 Před 5 lety +4583

    "Let's all sigh together. 1.... 2....."
    "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"
    Honestly I had never laughed so hard in my life until now.

    • @OverPowered64
      @OverPowered64 Před 5 lety +78

      Honestly I would have said that as well

    • @kodiejc4202
      @kodiejc4202 Před 5 lety +43

      @@OverPowered64 or throw my shoe at her

    • @adafrost6276
      @adafrost6276 Před 5 lety +27

      @@kodiejc4202 Ah, the good ol' George W. Bush maneuver

    • @moop655
      @moop655 Před 5 lety +3

      So much cringe

    • @Kezsora
      @Kezsora Před 5 lety +3

      @@moop655 So cringe normie 😎😎

  • @Drilbit
    @Drilbit Před 5 měsíci +49

    This video is still just as great as it was in 2017. People need to just learn to take a joke.

  • @s3c0nd1mpact
    @s3c0nd1mpact Před 6 měsíci +25

    1:34 oh man where is this guy now lmao

  • @voodoopls2856
    @voodoopls2856 Před 4 lety +2491

    *They say dress for the job you want.*
    What a legend.

    • @Winasaurus
      @Winasaurus Před 4 lety +239

      The fact he took that in stride and joked along with it makes me feel bad for him.
      I hope he got another hour in the pit.

    • @nibelsnarf4302
      @nibelsnarf4302 Před 4 lety +83

      Taylor even better, I hope he got his extra hour before the pit was pissed in

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush Před 4 lety +12

      Smoothness: 100

  • @friedrichnietzsche9454
    @friedrichnietzsche9454 Před 7 lety +2351

    came for the dank memes, stayed for the solid detective work.

    • @LowHimari
      @LowHimari Před 7 lety +16

      Hello shitsack, il liked all your books

    • @suicidalmemester23
      @suicidalmemester23 Před 7 lety +9

      One of the greatest philosophical feuds was between Nietzsche and his followers.

    • @ghostrider5378
      @ghostrider5378 Před 7 lety +15

      thus spoke zarathustra was a pretty good book fam

    • @dylanactual
      @dylanactual Před 7 lety

      Ecce Homo was gay.

    • @asinussum
      @asinussum Před 7 lety

      No the gay science is gay.

  • @QuestForTheS
    @QuestForTheS Před rokem +69

    when Tumblr banned NSFW content all the political extremism left with it, and now it seems to just be where millennial artists go for memes

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 Před rokem

      yea now its just on twitter andd has infected the world big yikes

    • @mundanedal49
      @mundanedal49 Před 9 měsíci +14

      the 10th circle of hell, memes about student debt, harry potter, and the 80's/90's

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@mundanedal49 honestly, not the worst

    • @mundanedal49
      @mundanedal49 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@YataTheFifteenth *loud incorrect buzzer*

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 Před 7 měsíci

      ah yes, tumblr, well known for *checks notes* communism. not superwholock or the onceler. just the go to internet hub of political far left organizing.

  • @tikkelbikkel
    @tikkelbikkel Před 5 lety +5661

    "They say dress for the job you want"
    Honestly, such a nice way to respond to a mediocre joke at best. What a legend.

    • @commanderzavala9328
      @commanderzavala9328 Před 5 lety +158

      @Roy Sunshine Oy vey!

    • @Max-is4qu
      @Max-is4qu Před 4 lety +268

      that dude was annoying as hell

    • @Max-is4qu
      @Max-is4qu Před 4 lety +22

      guys lets use cocaine

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 Před 4 lety +25

      @Maciej stay mad /pol/lack

    • @narcick1018
      @narcick1018 Před 4 lety +10

      @Boss Baby's Dad palestine shouldnt even be considered a country its just some schmuks claiming something called "allah"existes and throws rock at the soldiers and loves pedophile mohammad ,tbh they woulde be great addition to the turkish war economy ,probably working 7/24 will be better than throwing rocks at soldiers ,wait i have a other idea lets send all arabs,syrians,kurds,palestitans to madagascar where they can fight for their survival and so the great ottoman rule can return to middle east , a arabia controlled by isreal and turkey it would be really magical

  • @B-Mag
    @B-Mag Před 3 lety +3655

    I can only imagine how bad that place smelled

    • @leeyenyao8570
      @leeyenyao8570 Před 3 lety +9

      Oh no 😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @IrradioMan
      @IrradioMan Před 3 lety +109

      Imagine a room full of chris chans.

    • @bornofpixels
      @bornofpixels Před 3 lety +3

      @@IrradioMan who is chris chan

    • @vault1230
      @vault1230 Před 3 lety +22

      @@bornofpixels I looked it up, some sonic weeb fanboy

    • @gorrilamode6425
      @gorrilamode6425 Před 3 lety +59

      Vault no.... way, way, way way WAY worse

  • @judgeboony2695
    @judgeboony2695 Před rokem +19

    "We're all gonna sigh together."
    _Si-_
    "Gimme back my money!"

  • @ThierryRocksTV
    @ThierryRocksTV Před 5 měsíci +68

    I don't give a sh*t about stupid drama I'll still watch and support Internet Historian

    • @ArchForge11
      @ArchForge11 Před 5 měsíci +13

      I agree with you, but the criticism about plagiarism is still valid. It’s just hbomberguy’s bad faith criticism of IH’s character, fans, and other content, soured his original point and had to make it about politics, when this video he mentioned, is mainly about how the con failed and made a few edgy jokes, and a few cringy things filmed at the con.

    • @ThierryRocksTV
      @ThierryRocksTV Před 5 měsíci +17

      @@ArchForge11 He ruined any good points he was making by doing that leftist shit. So I'll keep watching IH despite his mistakes because I enjoy the humour and editing.

    • @jackjames7283
      @jackjames7283 Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@@ThierryRocksTVtrue

  • @bright-_
    @bright-_ Před 4 lety +5867

    This is exactly what I'd expect a tumblr convention to be.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman Před 4 lety +66

      Mre so now that they deleted all the porn.

    • @anintruder3597
      @anintruder3597 Před 3 lety +10

      Bruh same

    • @nonamea9177
      @nonamea9177 Před 3 lety +6

      Indeed

    • @abavendarlocke5455
      @abavendarlocke5455 Před 3 lety +79

      Nah man, after the porn purge of 2018, all the shitters went to Twitter. Tumblr is a pretty chill place these days, especially when compared to the dashcon days.

    • @anintruder3597
      @anintruder3597 Před 3 lety +46

      @@abavendarlocke5455 nah.. too much feminists and rapists.

  • @Metafalcario23
    @Metafalcario23 Před 6 lety +40094

    The saddest part of this whole shit show is that the convention didn't even supply the ball pit themselves. Some poor shmuck who saw how miserable it was brought their own ball pit to try and liven up the place.
    And someone pissed in it.

  • @CodeBlue981
    @CodeBlue981 Před 6 měsíci +14

    3:24 It's so crazy seeing Moist Critical before he blew up, careful who you make fun of in middle school

  • @johnm7491
    @johnm7491 Před 5 měsíci +38

    As much as I liked Hbombers vid, I don't understand his beef against this? This is honestly tame by today's standards.

    • @ohaba4286
      @ohaba4286 Před 5 měsíci +50

      Hbomb has to hate IH on principle. It has nothing to do with his actual content

    • @janinebasil
      @janinebasil Před 5 měsíci +9

      He didn't say he hated it or he had a beef against it, he just found it disappointing. It was a tiny mention in his video.

    • @mightquinnable
      @mightquinnable Před 5 měsíci

      @@ohaba4286he caught one video, and got lucky and report on it cause of this and some banger video was a c-u-n-t

    • @mightquinnable
      @mightquinnable Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@janinebasilnah, 6 year old video… disappoint for six year he was bitter

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 Před 5 měsíci +16

      This video is a mirror held up to his face

  • @blue_storybook3230
    @blue_storybook3230 Před 4 lety +3343

    This is what happens if you let social media define ur entire existence and personality.

  • @wavewingman5993
    @wavewingman5993 Před 4 lety +4481

    "We are first-timers, but we intend to learn from our mistakes"
    *_YOU SCAMMED PEOPLE, EXTORTED, LIED TO THEM, AND POCKETED ALLEGED CHARITY MONEY_*

    • @wavewingman5993
      @wavewingman5993 Před 4 lety +67

      @@benh8657 Oh I'm blamin'.

    • @nonono4160
      @nonono4160 Před 4 lety +181

      You don't get it, mate. When they say mistakes, they meant the part where they got caught.

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter Před 4 lety +26

      *Take the money and run song intensifies*

    • @screamingpotato759
      @screamingpotato759 Před 4 lety +22

      Yeah and the next time they will do better, they will extort the charity to pay for the building and pocket the money

    • @user-gm3rp4fp4g
      @user-gm3rp4fp4g Před 4 lety +14

      Well they only scammed tumblr users

  • @CountryAsianCipher
    @CountryAsianCipher Před 8 měsíci +15

    5:43 The new "like, like, like" is now "absolutely, literally, literally, absolutely, literally, literally, literally, literally, absolutely, absolutely, literally, literally, literally, LiTeRaLLy, lItErAlLY, literally, literally"

  • @Michiganman800
    @Michiganman800 Před měsícem +10

    It's sad that Tumblr-tier behavoir was fringe in 2014 is now mainstream

  • @Xenethra
    @Xenethra Před 7 lety +3775

    "We're all gonna sigh together"
    Fucking LOL

  • @kyleh1806
    @kyleh1806 Před 7 lety +1295

    "They say dress for the job you want"
    Fuckin gold

    • @phillipj.benson9497
      @phillipj.benson9497 Před 6 lety +71

      Chaos Goat That guy was my hero

    • @callies343
      @callies343 Před 6 lety +21

      Does that mean he wants the job as the Prime Minister of Israel, or does he want the job as Satan?

    • @nobodycares743
      @nobodycares743 Před 6 lety +53

      Chaos Goat he was way too cool to be at dash con

    • @ethansriaphon8787
      @ethansriaphon8787 Před 6 lety +17

      what's the difference?

    • @MrRyan13214
      @MrRyan13214 Před 6 lety +30

      gotta give it to him too, his costume was on point. he could walk into a church on Sunday and scare the shit outta some folks with that make up.

  • @SpidaMez
    @SpidaMez Před 4 měsíci +67

    Ya know what, i gotta thank Hbomberguy, who brought me to this absolutely masterpiece of a video

    • @Venom-xd9st
      @Venom-xd9st Před 4 měsíci +12

      Always loved the historian, but happy he’s getting more traction cuz of the plagiarism stuff. You just know it was probably one of his many writers that got lazy

  • @bataktoba4884
    @bataktoba4884 Před 2 měsíci +12

    I mean when you compare this to the recent Wonka event in Glasgow the Wonka thing was only a tip of the ice Berg and at least they got refund for their money not to mention they were charged £35 while these people were charge to large sums of money

  • @My_name_is_I.P._Freely
    @My_name_is_I.P._Freely Před 4 lety +2251

    "For and By Tumblr Users"
    That's where you've already failed.

    • @murciadoxial8056
      @murciadoxial8056 Před 4 lety +67

      @Muro The funniest part is that the original name of the con was tumblrcon, but tumblr refused to let them use the name, so they had to go with dashcon because of that.

    • @buddy6300
      @buddy6300 Před 4 lety +24

      Tumblr users as retarded but the organizers are like giga-tards

    • @testaccount4191
      @testaccount4191 Před 4 lety +13

      @@buddy6300 Well they managed to scam people out of money, got to be somewhat intelligent

    • @ServetS
      @ServetS Před 3 lety +2

      Other fricking social medias is ok but
      Why tumblr? Why shittiest social media i ever seen

  • @KrisRN23935
    @KrisRN23935 Před 3 lety +4371

    This whole convention reminds me of those scams the kids would try to pull on Ed, Edd, n Eddy but with less effort.

  • @josejalaeno73
    @josejalaeno73 Před 8 měsíci +9

    "they say dress for the job you want" lol guy passed the vibe check

  • @creed8712
    @creed8712 Před 6 měsíci +28

    Is it bad…the moment the shit in Gaza went down my first thought was “so you came dressed as the prime minister of Israel”

  • @thatsanegg4123
    @thatsanegg4123 Před 5 lety +3275

    “Dress for the job you want” lad was a good sport

    • @skuyzy198
      @skuyzy198 Před 5 lety +291

      Best thing in the whole fucking con

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp Před 5 lety +89

      For me, going to a job interview dressed for the job I want is an extreme sport.

    • @thatsanegg4123
      @thatsanegg4123 Před 5 lety +28

      Mega Man X Powered Up dude I support u make it happen homie u got this

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp Před 5 lety +64

      @@thatsanegg4123 Didn't get the job. Apparently, dressing as Batman was too intimidating for the interviewer.

    • @shrekawareness2002
      @shrekawareness2002 Před 5 lety +4

      Max L ok guess I’m not wearing clothes

  • @SARCASMlC
    @SARCASMlC Před 7 lety +795

    Them doing the Hunger Games shit might be the worst thing i've ever watched.

    • @CIubDuck
      @CIubDuck Před 7 lety +9

      +John Doe Good, they suck.

    • @Ten_Thousand_Locusts
      @Ten_Thousand_Locusts Před 7 lety +8

      John Doe The books tho are pretty dope, well the first 2 are, the third one is kind of a dud.

    • @iwonderwho
      @iwonderwho Před 7 lety +21

      They wouldn't last 5 minutes in a hunger games.

    • @benpayne3254
      @benpayne3254 Před 7 lety +9

      Matthew Ebeling tho it will help the loose wieght lolz. and learn the hardships of life.

    • @BlamoStramo
      @BlamoStramo Před 7 lety +1

      Ben Payne And know what depression means

  • @RenKium
    @RenKium Před 6 měsíci +20

    You know EXACTLY why your back here