Pallet Wood Projects are SCAMS! (The Man Who Makes Fake Pallets)

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  • čas přidán 20. 05. 2024
  • CZcams #Woodworking Scandal! Tonight on HARD WOOD TALK join me, Phil Schinbein from@graduallywizardly & @schinbeindrumco as I talk to James from @FixitFingers about his Fake Pallet business supplying the top #Palletwood Makers who produce the flood of viral pallet furniture videos that are tricking honest viewers about their pallet wood business dreams.
    @JesperMakes , @MorleyKert and especially @dainermade come under fire for the indecent practices they subscribe to, all in pursuit of subscribers and sweet, sweet CZcams dollary-doos.
    PLUS! We confront James over his blatant ripping off of @Bourbonmoth , as well as his inability to let a bad joke die.
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    00:00 Hard Wood Talk Intro
    00:58 The Man Who Makes Fake Pallets
    02:30 Fake Pallet Delivery
    04:09 Selling Fake Pallets
    05:17 The Truth About Pallet Wood
    06:40 Ripping off Bourbon Moth Woodworking
    08:27 CZcams Woodworkers are Fakes
    Yes. This is a Joke :P
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Komentáře • 234

  • @JesperMakes
    @JesperMakes Před rokem +72

    James, my fellow pallet conspirator, you've finally exposed our secret operations to the world! 😂 But you forgot to mention the best part - our elite team of undercover squirrels that scatter sawdust around the "found" pallets to make it all look more authentic. 🐿 Keep up the great work, James! And remember, the first rule of Pallet Club is: You do not talk about Pallet Club. 🤫. And I have no comments.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +6

      It wasn't me! It was that dastardly well dressed Phil Schinbein! I tried to keep the squirrils safe... they don't deserve to be put on trial 🤣

    • @andyk9685
      @andyk9685 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Jesper how dare you! Freedom for squirrels! Freedom for squirrels! Freedom for squirrels! Freedom for squirrels! Freedom for squirrels!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 8 měsíci +1

      (No squirrels were harmed in the making of these fake pallets... They enjoyed it and received many side benefits.)

  • @frankslittleworkshop
    @frankslittleworkshop Před rokem +9

    😆 I must hand it to you James... that was brilliant 😆😆. Proper entertainment. Thanks to you and all the other guys for taking the time to put this together, well done you lot 😁👍🇬🇧

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Now Karl has been nicked by the fuzz Frank are you interested in making a bit'o pallet delivery pounds on the side? Message me.

    • @frankslittleworkshop
      @frankslittleworkshop Před rokem

      @@FixitFingers 😆 Dont think that would be wise... if Karl finds out, ill end up being bundled in to the back of a van..... never to be seen again 😆😆😆👍

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      @@frankslittleworkshop 🤣😅🤣

  • @TheGrantAlexander
    @TheGrantAlexander Před rokem +10

    I feel so violated! How did you get that footage of me. I am in witness protection don't you know 😬😬😬

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      The Phil works in mysterious and devious ways...

  • @erykfreethinker7147
    @erykfreethinker7147 Před rokem +2

    The book on the shelf says it all - Good Clean Fun! Thank you so much James, great entertainment! Thanks also to your collaborators! Eryk :-)

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +2

      Mr Schinbein adlibs numerous of his lines including that delightful intro expression that I shall now use regularly. _Manipulator of Dead Trees_ 🥰

    • @graduallywizardly
      @graduallywizardly Před rokem +2

      That book’s really good actually.

  • @zacbrown935
    @zacbrown935 Před rokem +9

    Just when I thought it could not get any better. Well done James!! I was totally cracking up!! Keep these coming! I am always surprised how woodworkers get so angry about certain things. Hand tools vs. power tools, anything festool, pallet projects, river tables (well, I think that is justified anger) the list goes on! Y'all need to get the godfather of pallet projects Jackman Works to do a cameo!! That would be epic!! Keep up the quality and entertaining content James!! Cheers mate!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +2

      You know, I know _of_ Jackman but have never seen any of his videos 😅 Not surprising, with only a few exceptions I mostly watch smaller Australian maker channels and those fake Aussies like Jesper who are defacto members of the community. Then some of them like get all popular and stuff and blow up and are no longer little channels :P I will return to my more regular boring informational and woodworky video as of next week, but due to popular demand, _Hard Wood Talk Volume 2_ may have to be a thing at some stage in the future 😉

    • @zacbrown935
      @zacbrown935 Před rokem +1

      @@FixitFingers either way, it's all good content. I found your channel through Mark over at Danier Made. I have been checking out some of your other CZcams offerings. Really like what you are putting out there. Love the team red pocket hole video. Was cracking up when a very pink panther type burglar swiped your kreg jig!!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      @@zacbrown935 cheers mate. Mark is good people and very graciously assisted with this silly pallet series 😉

  • @Belldin_Ordi
    @Belldin_Ordi Před rokem +3

    I thank you, this put a great big smile on my face today, I must say Phil looks a little different from the get up I normally see him in at work.
    Keep up the great content guys, I must say I enjoy everyone you listed in this video and I may convert to pallets after I finish of this batch of sawmill off cuts.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Cheers Mark, glad it brought a smile. We all had great fun working on this and Phil especially did an epic job :D He was paid in Whiskey for his efforts ;)

  • @melissasilver4014
    @melissasilver4014 Před rokem +2

    Love this video lol hillarious! And sanding being the best part? SOMEone's been raiding Jasons bourbon collection! And how awesome to see my name in the members section! My first ever CZcams membership subscription aha!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Awww thanks Mel, every new member makes me do a little happy dance to think someone enjoys what I do enough to help support my hobby! I have fixed the listing to be your business for next time :)

    • @melissasilver4014
      @melissasilver4014 Před rokem

      @@FixitFingers awww I know how you feel :) You're welcome :) and thank you James. Glad to be a supporter

  • @vikitheviki
    @vikitheviki Před rokem +7

    'Manipulaters of dead trees 😂😂😂

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +3

      It's what we do best. Video scripting is a far second and acting don't enter into it.🤣

  • @victorglaviano
    @victorglaviano Před 4 měsíci +2

    Hahahaha... I've dealt with thousands of pallets, if I could remember 20 worth any woodworking value, I'd be shocked!
    There's a reason why the wool is used for pallets and not fine furniture, it's the leftover pieces from the mills!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 4 měsíci +1

      Good use of scrap timber to make them from the mills offcuts. I don't think I've ever met someone claiming to make traditional fine furniture from them, but even the crappy ones can still be upcycled by weekend warriors!

  • @woodfather
    @woodfather Před rokem +10

    That was atrocius in every area, _every_ area! - yet I still watched the whole thing. 😆 Well done you absolute muppets.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +4

      I don't know, I feel with a bit more neglect, overacting and spite we could have made it even less attractive. There is always next time... 🤔

  • @jvgauthier
    @jvgauthier Před 12 dny +1

    Guilty of having worked with pallets for a limited time. Been there.
    In spirit of generosity, when you sift through, you will find every now and then those rare pallets that has something else than pine. Hard to identify wood with bunch of nail holes that has been thru a few winter can have character to it.
    I know, we all know, it has been beaten to death : the time, the effort and the ressources to gather and process those pallets into thin barely usable pieces of raw material makes it a challenge to the outliers to turn it into a profitable business. To put it mildly.
    And if the pallet wood is laminated, sanded and polished to death to the point where it's hard to tell that it was pallet wood at the origin, what did you accomplish?
    That leads to this point. Let's be honest : 99% of pallet furniture you will see in real life is amateurish, if not flimsy. To make a piece of furniture looks great and yet that you still recognize that it is pallet wood at the base is an even bigger challenge.
    If it's a hobby and you are honest about it, cheers.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 12 dny +1

      Very true mate, I don't there is a single person I've heard of who makes a full time living turning pallets into profit. Side hustles, sure, but not real full time furniture makers. Their real strength is letting the hobbiest trade money for time, stopping waste going to landfill that makes you feel good on the inside, and the acomplishment of turning some junk into something functional... hopefully. :)

  •  Před rokem +1

    I've done a lot of work from pallet boards. I got bored after a while. Because it took a lot of time to sort them out. Maybe I can use pallet boards in a few projects in the future. There are also those who make fake projects just because I use pallet boards... :-) Thanks for this nice, interesting and fun video. Cheers James

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      That is where fake pallets can help you friend Mehmet! I don't have an Eastern Europe distributor yet but once the Türkiye market opens you'll be the first to know :D

    • @halthammerzeit
      @halthammerzeit Před rokem +2

      I'm tired of pallets. I've started to target renovation sites in my town. As it happens, 100+ years old support beams from attics are common where I live, and government is renovating 3 big buildings now. Piles of that stuff just lay there, waiting for me to become rich to buy some.😂

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      @@halthammerzeit that's a great idea. I've been seeing a lot of old building timbers too. Last week I got offered 70 pieces of 240x70mm 6m lengths off an old bridge. 😮 I WISH I had storage and a way to move beams that size 😅

  • @GumtreeHillWoodwork
    @GumtreeHillWoodwork Před rokem +5

    You've turned full heel James .... & I love it! Don't stop here, lean further & further & further! Be the undisputed twisted Joker meets Tony Hinchcliffe of YT woodworking. I want to hear tales across the land of you unscrewing glue bottle lids, mixing up different sized screws, slightly pulling off dust extractor bags, leaving air compressors switched on overnight with slow leaking hoses.... 😈

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +2

      With ideas like that Phil & I could use a producer... and a trip to Tassie 😁

  • @ronjonster8330
    @ronjonster8330 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I just recently fell into this become a professional woodworker overnight after finding one pallet trend 😂 but like others on here have said it inspired me to get off my azz to go play around with tools and pallets for a couple hours each night so I I'm very thankful to them for that👍🏼

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 3 měsíci

      You've hit it right on the head Ron. Part of the thinking of this video was poking fun at people who have this weird desire to tell others not to play with pallets and get 'real' wood. Cool beans if they don't float your personal boat, no one says you have to use them. But having a go at someone on the internet because they use a free material you don't like / bother to look for is like complaining that someone else put pineapple on their own pizza... 🤣🤣

    • @ronjonster8330
      @ronjonster8330 Před 3 měsíci

      😂👍🏼​@@FixitFingers

  • @themondaymeetup-raw3425
    @themondaymeetup-raw3425 Před rokem +4

    Gold. You blokes have come along way since appearing on the MondayMeetup. The birth of yet another 2 superstars. Great stuff boys

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Monday Meetup VS Hard Wood Talk has to Happen.

    • @themondaymeetup-raw3425
      @themondaymeetup-raw3425 Před rokem

      @@FixitFingers or a hardwood expose on the MondayMeetup 😬😬😬😬

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      @@themondaymeetup-raw3425 it was your fault Insta banned videos longer than 90 seconds wasn't it?! *I KNEW IT!*

    • @themondaymeetup-raw3425
      @themondaymeetup-raw3425 Před rokem +1

      @FixitFingers insta blames me for everything else so you may as well throw that into the mix 🤷‍♂️

  • @WhiteSwordInterieur
    @WhiteSwordInterieur Před 3 měsíci +2

    I really love old school satire like this! I swear i miss this on tv

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 3 měsíci

      I love when people recognise 80s and 90s inspired old school satire instead of either missing it entirely and having a go at me or worse thinking I'm serious and having a go at my friends featured in the video 🤣

  • @Poor_Mans_DIY
    @Poor_Mans_DIY Před 8 měsíci +1

    Absolutely brilliant video!!!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 8 měsíci

      This one was good fun. I rarely do scripted stuff, but Phil was amazing :D

  • @FennahMakes
    @FennahMakes Před rokem

    Awesome story!😂😂 well made my friend!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      It was the most editing I've done for a 9 minute video ever I think 😅

  • @TheWoodgineer
    @TheWoodgineer Před rokem +2

    Do you have an Etsy store where I can buy your pallets? 😙

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      No, too much tax, plus the pallet-police will be all over me. Cash deals in dodgy back allies are much more my pallet style 🤣

  • @Sk0lzky
    @Sk0lzky Před rokem +4

    Man who makes fake pallets? They're selling them in hardware stores now! As decorations and diy modular furniture materials no less!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +5

      What!? Outrageous! Dang big box stores always trying to squeeze out the little guy 😥

  • @resinatewoodco832
    @resinatewoodco832 Před rokem

    I bloody knew it, artisanal pallets all along, these blokes are out of control 🤣
    Great video James and the Wizardly Wizard.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      When you look back through their videos it is so obvious in hindsight isnt it? Go on, rewatch them all, you'll see! (and mine too while you're at it :P)

  • @CartersShed
    @CartersShed Před rokem +2

    I think I might have woke the wife up while giggling my head off watching this very serious exposure... Great job to all involved 😂👍

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      That's fine, she should watch too! The world really needs to know how ridiculously corrupt I actually am and the risk #FakePallets pose to all woodworkers and YT viewers. 😉

  • @AussieWoodshed
    @AussieWoodshed Před měsícem

    Great video, loved every moment of it. You cracked me up.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před měsícem +1

      Phil was the star here. He went above and beyond with the intro 😂

  • @allysoncapreol5206
    @allysoncapreol5206 Před 3 měsíci

    This was brilliantly fun entertainment that made me truly laugh. I've now subscribed :D

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 3 měsíci

      Hahaha thanks Allyson. I can't promise too many other purely satirical videos but every now and then the silliness will return. Hard Wood Talk volume two is being drafted 😅

  • @kareemjohnson8059
    @kareemjohnson8059 Před 8 měsíci

    Absolutely astounding! Classic! 5*

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 8 měsíci

      Cheers Kareem... stay tuned, there may be a sequal in the works ;)

  • @P010010010100101
    @P010010010100101 Před rokem +2

    My first clue they were using fake pallets was that they always seemed intact. Lol

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Hahaha and can pull them apart so easily! It's easy to see when you look closely 🤣

  • @MindMatterCreate
    @MindMatterCreate Před rokem

    Lol, it all makes sense now ! Im gonna have to get one of those artisinal pallets from you, reckon it will fit on the lathe 🤣🤣🤣

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      That's the beauty of fake pallets Dave, I can make the wood any dimension you need... You'll have to talk to Jason if you want epoxy ones though 😜

  • @amwartwork
    @amwartwork Před 4 měsíci +1

    i have been collecting scrap wood in all forms as a labourer. ive got the lot. i have built many planters and sold them all. over 50. ive made picture frames that a stunning from wood you lookat and ''just bin it''. if youve got thre tools and the imagination you can make anythign but i can tell you now. 1 in every 30 palletes are good enough for making top end furniture. the crates that are used when having indian stones delivered at the ones u want. eucalyptus wood. stunning grains

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 4 měsíci

      Oh 1:30 would be generous! Most don't need to hold so much weight as to warrant stronger timber. That's a good tip though, if you find a tile or landscape place in the industrial areas your are pallet hunting there may be a better chance of finding not-pine pallets :D

  • @briansbuildsandoutdoors4936

    Well done Phil @graduallywizardly, great video with hard hitting investigative journalism. I'm a bit disappointed in that Finger bloke though. As they say on the streets, snitches get stitches or in the case of the woodworking fraternity, splitters get splinters 😄. In all seriousness, ripper video James, well done mate. I'm pretty sure the use of the word scam in the title would have got the youtube algorithm melting down. Anyway mate, keep up the great work. All the best. PS I was just kidding about the stitches.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      _Splitters get splinters_ Gold. 🤣The Phil did an amazing job, so more more than I asked him. I went full YT clickbait nightmare on this one with the Thumbnail and Title. The sad part is of course, it worked. This is my new best video out of the blocks. Next week, a good old honest handyman blog fixing some benches... with a paid product placement... just like the good old days 😅

  • @corinkayaker
    @corinkayaker Před rokem

    Where do I hear the Clamp podcast??? In!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      There is a flag in the top right during the video. *WARNING* Beware of that _other_ fake CLAMP podcast claiming my turf. To be sure you've got the right one you should listen to all 141 episodes...

  • @user-zv4it7vu4q
    @user-zv4it7vu4q Před 8 měsíci +1

    Ffs my gardens full of pallets because of these 3

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 8 měsíci

      Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 I have a similar issue with bed slats clogging up my garage.

  • @coolabahwoodworking
    @coolabahwoodworking Před 8 měsíci

    Bahahahaha this is so funny I can’t deal. Best thing I watched on YT today 😂

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 8 měsíci +1

      I hope it's not the only thing you've watched today 😅 Cheers mate, it was a great fun excuse to work with some dodgy operators 😝

    • @coolabahwoodworking
      @coolabahwoodworking Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@FixitFingers hahahah not even close. Very cool idea mate! really well done. BTW was that @graduallywizardly wedding suit he unpacked?

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@coolabahwoodworking there is s strong possibility... Phil? 😝

  • @Hacksaw37
    @Hacksaw37 Před rokem +1

    This is spot on my pellet wood chairs all turn out crap, can't cut a straight edge or a square angle with pellet wood.😫

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      It moves, has weird grain and knots, plus the nail holes 😩 You could use real wood from the shop but then no one will watch the video which is, of course, the most important part. So, Fake Artisinal Pallets are the way to go 😉

  • @karlscaife6970
    @karlscaife6970 Před 4 měsíci +1

    thanks guys,greatintertainment

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 4 měsíci

      Cheers Karl, this was a good silly laugh 😊

  • @SujMenon
    @SujMenon Před rokem +7

    Haha, I always felt these pallet punters were fake.
    But seriously, funny script and editing, James. Enjoyable to watch 👍😁

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Scammers the lot of them! 🤣 Not like these trustworthy DIY guys, salt of the earth they are ❤

  • @jscook54
    @jscook54 Před rokem +1

    This was great. Funny and clever.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      I am glad the first comment was someone who enjoyed it Janet. We had a blast making it, but it will likely attract some... less enthusiastic responses too 😅

  • @jaswindervirk2931
    @jaswindervirk2931 Před rokem +1

    I saw there video and i gather so many pallet but only 2 dismentel its take 2 hr . Now i m thinking where can threw. 😂

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Hahaha the dangers of the wild pallet! Fake is best 🤣

  • @jaydoc5464
    @jaydoc5464 Před rokem +2

    Lol I have a friend that owns a pallet company and he would laugh when people would show up and ask for pallets he got tired of the dumb questions so he made a sign of why this idea was stupid.😅

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Oh so he makes actual REAL pallets, for you know, moving things on, and folks would ask him for free ones to make furniture? I can imagine the sign out front. That's gold 🤣

  • @barberspaddockwoodworking

    Hard Wood Talk. This seriously needs to be a thing.

  • @PureBloodWNC
    @PureBloodWNC Před rokem

    What am I watching? 😂😂😂 I am laughing so hard!! I needed this in my life today. LOL

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      The best/worst video I've ever made 🤣 Unlikely to be repeated, my usual content is much more generic, but the @DainerMade Pallet Challenge inspired me :P

    • @PureBloodWNC
      @PureBloodWNC Před rokem +1

      @@FixitFingers it was the bright spot I needed this week.

  • @Earl3
    @Earl3 Před rokem +1

    Hahaha, this was such an entertaining video! Great job!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Cheers Earl! A few people early on seemed to miss the joke but running well now 😜

  • @Xanderbelle
    @Xanderbelle Před rokem +2

    You should debunk- ' Pask Makes' next.
    No human could possibly have the patience he shows making his stuff.
    Either he is an alien or he has Umpa-Lumpas...
    Get him to sing.

    • @graduallywizardly
      @graduallywizardly Před rokem

      I’d be down for that.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      AND he is impossible to tie down to an interview. He says he is just a little shy and values his privacy but we all know he is hiding something... _or someone_ ... *or someones!*

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Oh god Phil... might be time to dry clean that suit (and do up the fly this time).

    • @graduallywizardly
      @graduallywizardly Před rokem +1

      @@FixitFingers never!

  • @malcolmmarks7374
    @malcolmmarks7374 Před rokem +1

    Well done James on getting ZZ Top to interview you.

    • @graduallywizardly
      @graduallywizardly Před rokem

      Haha yeah!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      You have no idea how long the waitlist was! I had to hold off for literally hours to get this filimed.😅

  • @robertmadden7536
    @robertmadden7536 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Oh you guys rock. There was pure entertainment.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 2 měsíci

      Cheers Rob, twas a good bit of fun. There may be a part 2 one day, but that's my skit comedy career for now ;)

  • @henkvandebeek7921
    @henkvandebeek7921 Před rokem +1

    I knew it! Busted!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Dodgy the lot of 'em! ...especially that Dainer. :P

  • @jigsey.
    @jigsey. Před rokem +1

    Absolutely brilliant 😂😂 always knew Karl was an evil woodwizard 🤣🤣

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      I particularly like Jacob's heckle as he got thrown in the back... if you listen carefully you can hear him say "You're rubbish at this." 🤣😂🤣

  • @louislandi938
    @louislandi938 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I hope you let Uncle Knackers out of the van!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 2 měsíci

      Hahaha he's had that coming a long time! :P

  • @iiiiiiiijjjuu
    @iiiiiiiijjjuu Před rokem

    Just saying this is the best content I've ever seen on tv cable CZcams tictok ect. Lmao keep it coming plz

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Hahaha cheers mate. I'll not question the criteria you use to judge such things. The Phil is magnificent in all his bearded glory. 'Hard Wood Talk' puts Game of Thrones and Stranger Things to shame may be our next headline 🤣

  • @JKAW
    @JKAW Před rokem +1

    It's a weird layout, half lounge, half workshop. I'm digging it

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +2

      The studio is a little odd. Also very orange on one side and blue on the other... it's almost as if Phil is supported by Sherwood Tools and Im sponsored by Carbatec... 🤔😅🤣

    • @graduallywizardly
      @graduallywizardly Před rokem

      Almost… I do pay for the Sherwood stuff just not full price. ;)

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Sounds like a very familiar arrangement 😜

  • @twotone3070
    @twotone3070 Před rokem

    Sorry I didn't manage to get top the end, but I'm somewhat confused, probably because I've never watched a 'pallet' video.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Hahahaha sorry mate, yes this is a *very* niche joke video and perhaps out of the wheelhouse of a lot of viewers. Never fear, I have a 'normal' DIY restoration video coming up next week to get back to my more usual style of content :)

  • @Citizen_JQP
    @Citizen_JQP Před rokem

    "No you did not, anyways"😂😂😂

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      One does not simply say no to _Hard Wood Talk_ ... 🤔

    • @Citizen_JQP
      @Citizen_JQP Před rokem +1

      @@FixitFingers love it

  • @palletwoodcamper
    @palletwoodcamper Před 9 měsíci +1

    ach we use 100% pure pallet wood for our projects lol cause we are poor and cant afford anything else :)

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 9 měsíci +1

      Ha! If I had to pay for wood I don't think I'd woodwork for fun 😅 I seem to find enough to have fun with for free.

    • @palletwoodcamper
      @palletwoodcamper Před 9 měsíci

      @@FixitFingers totally agree you mess it up you throw it away and start again lol no fancy tools and no straight edges just raw pallet wood that no one wants . :)

  • @user-yp3nf6un3e
    @user-yp3nf6un3e Před 11 měsíci

    This was hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 11 měsíci

      Cheers Rob, a silly little idea for a silly pallet challenge 😄

  • @scorpiohurley6786
    @scorpiohurley6786 Před dnem +1

    sounds like someone is jealous his pallet wood projects arent as good as the names listed so he talking thrash...ROFL 🤣
    but i will admit there are some pallets that ive seen that i swear are hand made JUST for videos...lol

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před dnem

      Ha! This is one of those situations where you don't try to compete, you exploit the market! 😂😂

  • @sawdustandshavingscreations

    Cant wait to subscribe to Clamp! James that was awesome! 🤣

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      There's a link in video card ;) You just need to get through all 142 episodes of that _other_ one first to unlock the secret CLAMPP one ;)

  • @chriswilliams5498
    @chriswilliams5498 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Very funny. BUT, to be honest having started to watch some of these channels on making stuff out of pallets I have now got off my arse in the evenings and been doing creative stuff in my workshop, and most of it has turned out really good so far. And its a cheap hobby.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 7 měsíci +2

      This was all firmly tongue in cheek. All 3 of them were in on it ;) It was a good bit of silly fun and Phil went above and beyond. The best part of all 3 of these guys growth is their ability to inspire folks like yourself to Just Get Started to quote a Dainer :) Thanks for watching!

  • @Everythings_Adjustable

    Sweet, sweet CZcams dollary-doos. 🔨👍😁

  • @fraserrichardson159
    @fraserrichardson159 Před rokem +1

    Lol, fantastic 😂😂😂

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Cheers Fraser, Phil stole the show on this one. What a suit. 😁

  • @JohntheSchreiner
    @JohntheSchreiner Před rokem

    That was fantastic, haha!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Glad you enjoyed it John. How's the fake barn wood business going?

    • @JohntheSchreiner
      @JohntheSchreiner Před rokem

      @@FixitFingers Going well! Hitting up all of the fake barns for material!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      @@JohntheSchreiner excellent. That'll make barn wood builders lives much easier. You are doing great things for the fake economy

  • @EM-fh2tx
    @EM-fh2tx Před rokem +1

    No subtitles :(

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Awww sorry! Auto-generation takes a few minutes. Hopefully YT will have them up soon. I'll see if I can manually do the english ones...

  • @scottmoe6700
    @scottmoe6700 Před rokem +1

    Bald guy reminds me a lot of David, from Make Something 🧐

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Ha! I'm sure Phil will take that...though he preferred being mistaken for ZZ Top 🤣

  • @CrudeButEfficient
    @CrudeButEfficient Před rokem

    When you strike gold, you just keep digging!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      You are the 5% 😄

    • @CrudeButEfficient
      @CrudeButEfficient Před rokem

      @@FixitFingers That I am! Let's not get into if it's the top or the bottom 5%... 😅

  • @TheKordafish
    @TheKordafish Před rokem

    As a complete novice I managed to make a 4x3metre shed out of pallets and pallet wood, I'm sure that anyone with some degree of woodworking skill and experience can make furniture out of old reclaimed pallets. This video is the real fake....

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      A fake within a fake is the bet form of consealing the truth! 😉

  • @jamesmcshane5248
    @jamesmcshane5248 Před rokem +1

    Av been out getting plaits all night and come home to see this lmao there is one or to good ones there thay look OK al niver sell for thousands that bull crap 60 or 100 al do ma ones at

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Yes real scavanged pallets are hard to move for good money, that's where the fake artisinal ones come in... much more profit 🤣

  • @Saw-IT
    @Saw-IT Před rokem

    Classic, such bad luck being tracked down by Dr Phil. haha.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      He is a sneaky and persistent bugger. Plus, dragging a lounge chair and globe into my workshop was really a bit over the top...

  • @heartscards6335
    @heartscards6335 Před rokem +1

    Clown-A-Vision

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      An adequete and appropriate description 🤣

  • @Wackywoodworks
    @Wackywoodworks Před rokem

    I knew it...

  • @fathogwoodworking
    @fathogwoodworking Před rokem +1

    I knew it was all a fake, thanks for confirming it. That’s why most of us are stuck on such low subs and they run away with all the views!!!!
    On a serious note though that was a bloody ripper of a video. Your in a rich vain of form at the moment Mr Fixit. Keep up the great work.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +2

      Standing on the epoxy and pallet block towers of others mate. DJ Phil is the star of this one... I mean, just *LOOK* at that suit. 🤣

  • @johnwalton6270
    @johnwalton6270 Před rokem +1

    SOME BITS ARE FUNNY

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      and the rest is atrociously bad overacting. My thoughts exactly John! 🤣

  • @THDSCornwall
    @THDSCornwall Před 3 měsíci +1

    Very funny 😅

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 3 měsíci +1

      Cheers mate. Needless to say dead pan comedy is not my usual shtick... but it was good fun ;)

    • @THDSCornwall
      @THDSCornwall Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@FixitFingers as a proprietor of the weird and wonderful l approve 😁

  • @somatata1
    @somatata1 Před rokem +1

    Let's go Broncos

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Brisbane or Denver? 🤣

    • @somatata1
      @somatata1 Před rokem +1

      @@FixitFingers Brisbane Broncos all day

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      @@somatata1 OH! I just noticed Karl's hat. I was wondering what this comment referred to 😅 Now I wonder where he got that hat! 🤣🤣

    • @somatata1
      @somatata1 Před rokem +1

      @@FixitFingers old school hat that one probably pulled it from a salvation army donations shop

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      In Yorkshire... That's impressive club reach! 😄

  • @2byforge
    @2byforge Před rokem +1

    I have never pushed the like button before watching a video before until now ....... Well there was that one time on pornhub

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Im am glad you watch us out of incognito mode. Turn off the adblocker too mate, 'the Hero Legends' ad only runs for 27 minutes... 😁

  • @Justantonio7
    @Justantonio7 Před 6 měsíci

    That is what is wrong with CZcams is people’s like you ou channels like your discriminated another
    But remember CZcams have plaice for everyone,for haters and generous people

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 6 měsíci

      Hey a Antonio, did you actually watch the video mate? This is a parody. Mark, Jesper and Morley are all good friends of mine and in on the joke. 😅 The video is actually a criticism of exactly the type of people you mention. Watch to the end 😊

    • @Justantonio7
      @Justantonio7 Před 6 měsíci

      @@FixitFingers yes mate and I subscribe all the are a inspiration of channels full of ideas 💡 the are great 👍 😃😎

  • @MorleyKert
    @MorleyKert Před rokem

    This is hilarious.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      Cheers Morley, thanks for your ongoing business. Now if I could only figure out how to make fake 3D printer spools I'd be set... ;)

  • @MeatyFeet1
    @MeatyFeet1 Před rokem

    I’ve ever seen such an egg like dome head

    • @graduallywizardly
      @graduallywizardly Před rokem

      Solar panels man. My brain’s 100% off grid.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Phil has mastered the ancient maker martial art of _trans-folicle-toochin-sutra._ The displacement of that useless cranium run to a glorious lumber-wizard chin apron.

  • @mileilibasic
    @mileilibasic Před rokem

    😂 Great 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CLAMPcast
    @CLAMPcast Před rokem +2

    Making fake pallets and stealing the best name in podcasting! shame!!!

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      No no no! Mine will be CLAMPP ...very different. I may steal your best host though...

    • @davebauerart
      @davebauerart Před rokem +1

      He said CLAMPP, not the CLAM Podcast.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Exactly Dave! *TOTALLY* different things. Plus, my wife is a patent and trademark lawyer and ensured me the _other_ mob have failed to protect their logo in Australia sooooo... yoink! 😄

    • @CLAMPcast
      @CLAMPcast Před rokem

      @@FixitFingers You can't protect the hopes and dreams of the maker community!

  • @NWChickenDad
    @NWChickenDad Před rokem +1

    LOL!

  • @shaunwalley
    @shaunwalley Před měsícem +1

    🤣😂🤣😂🤪

  • @loopinnerthe
    @loopinnerthe Před rokem

    People thank you so much for exposing this terrible undercover business that has been going on far too long.
    Perhaps as an offshoot from this you could look at the dangers of back street cultivated pallets, back yards tarpaulined over with growing lamps and gigantic thermal signatures sought out by police helicopters. Places where grossly non-standard dimensioned pallets are created to save these makers the need to even cut slats to length. The dangers of these faulty pallets entering the original food chain and causing havoc in warehouses as isle upon isle of goods collapse is a reality that has been overlooked by the authorities for too long.
    Maybe also you could delve into the secret world of the "$3000 epoxy pour disaster" people. I suspect that many of these epoxy leaks and stresses are actually staged. I am beginning to think that they are in reality just pouring hot coloured wax. Just how flagrant this practice has become was highlighted to me recently when I watched a very carefully produced video of one person claiming he could bend a piece of epoxy in the sunshine.
    But l admire your business acumen James. If you can't beat them. Join them.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      Hahaha the epoxy pour fail could actually be an excellent topic for the next episode of _Hard Wood Talk_ 🤣 If only I knew someone who had done such a silly thing as claiming they mixed Part B with Part B... 😋

  • @kataleya
    @kataleya Před 3 měsíci

    I subscribed, just to unsubscribe to your channel ! 🤣

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 3 měsíci

      A very valid use of clicks 😝

    • @kataleya
      @kataleya Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@FixitFingers for sure !
      I discovered your channel yesterday and started with the tour of your garage.
      Nicely done sire !
      Keep up the good work !

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@kataleya the super long one? Cheers! I hope you enjoy. More garage and less bad comedy sketches usually 🤣

    • @kataleya
      @kataleya Před 3 měsíci

      @@FixitFingers yes, the super long one. I might have fallen asleep watching it overnight, but you gave me a lot of ideas (and mistakes to avoid, ahah).
      Take care mate ✌️

  • @stevetait8878
    @stevetait8878 Před 4 měsíci +1

    THIS VIDEO is a friggin' fake. It's also boring, misleading, and the moderator needs to trim his beard.

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před 4 měsíci

      How dare you make such fake accusations about this fake video Sir! I must say our fake Lawyers will be informed so send a fake cease and desist... along with a fake Christmas card from "Hard Wood Talk". Season's greetings Steve! 😁

  • @coryswanson2564
    @coryswanson2564 Před rokem +1

    These videos are joke to me.

  • @jimg7931
    @jimg7931 Před rokem +1

    What ever you say can't watch video because I have built tables chairs benches and my entire front porch done with nothing but old pallets

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem

      G'day Jim, in that case I think you would enjoy the video a lot 😉 These guys are all good friends of mine, and the video is a parody poking fun at people who say pallets are useless 😊

  • @michaelwillson6847
    @michaelwillson6847 Před rokem +1

    A knew they were all fakes. (especially dainer) honestly though m8 pissed my undies watching that. U forgot the Scottish currency for my international service over here. U said I would be a distributor?!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍🫢

    • @FixitFingers
      @FixitFingers  Před rokem +1

      SSHHHH!!! You were lucky Phil didn't track you down too. Now Karl is busted there should be more business opportunities for you... 😎

    • @michaelwillson6847
      @michaelwillson6847 Před rokem

      @@FixitFingers well my shop is now up and operational and I have a decent space for storage if u wanna ship a load over a could always break them down so u get more revenue per pallet;🫢🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿