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  • čas přidán 25. 03. 2021
  • Robert De Niro, Carrie Fisher, Seth Rogen, Alec Baldwin, Bruce Willis, Kevin Hart and Jonah Hill show that stars can turn the heat up.
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  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm Před 3 lety +5174

    De niro is starting to look like the guy from UP

    • @jeebusyaweirdo3733
      @jeebusyaweirdo3733 Před 3 lety +172

      Could you imagine if UP were a mob movie and De Niro played the guy

    • @emily.desouza
      @emily.desouza Před 3 lety +27

      I JUST REALIZED THAT AND THEN I REAL THIS COMMENT

    • @emily.desouza
      @emily.desouza Před 3 lety +12

      @@jeebusyaweirdo3733 or even a live action!

    • @Poppacap79
      @Poppacap79 Před 3 lety +9

      Pretty sure someone said that about him on one of the roasts. Might have been Nikki G.

    • @2_thumbs_up_baby
      @2_thumbs_up_baby Před 3 lety +2

      So funny and true! V gd lol

  • @tannertalks9421
    @tannertalks9421 Před 3 lety +2387

    Robert De Niro's set was absolutely legendary

    • @nigelnyoni8265
      @nigelnyoni8265 Před 3 lety +17

      Definitely

    • @sauln3327
      @sauln3327 Před 3 lety +23

      Oh yes man, he's the best, I hope he live forever I love that guy

    • @aisha1308
      @aisha1308 Před 2 lety +3

      And completely unexpected!

    • @Flippityflap
      @Flippityflap Před 2 lety +6

      and no joke written by the man himself

    • @MT-xt
      @MT-xt Před 2 lety +10

      @@Flippityflap u wrote it for him?

  • @AshleighGreaves93
    @AshleighGreaves93 Před 3 lety +2860

    Shaq is bigger sitting down than Kevin Hart standing up 😂😂

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 Před 3 lety +6

      That Maury povich joke got me (idk if I spelled that right)

    • @joejo8377
      @joejo8377 Před 3 lety +1

      Just like his pp

    • @miken.2847
      @miken.2847 Před 2 lety +2

      Why do you hate black people?

    • @ryanpulliam8987
      @ryanpulliam8987 Před 2 lety +13

      @@miken.2847 what made you ask that? Have you never heard of a joke?

    • @aisha1308
      @aisha1308 Před 2 lety +3

      Shaq is literally like 3 people jammed together!

  • @superbman6810
    @superbman6810 Před 3 lety +3191

    I would love to see Ryan Reynolds in these roasts.

  • @-DRIP
    @-DRIP Před 3 lety +965

    Even if Deniro just had his whole set written for him, which I don’t doubt, fuck man he delivered shit perfectly

    • @056Iceking
      @056Iceking Před 2 lety +46

      I know right?!! It's almost as if he's a decent actor!!

    • @kah7012
      @kah7012 Před 2 lety +1

      Actor amazing

    • @daviddemaria3982
      @daviddemaria3982 Před 2 lety +7

      He killed it with that Nikki Glaser joke and Caitlyn joke

    • @rcche3778
      @rcche3778 Před 2 lety +1

      Alec Baldwin too. Who knew these guys were so funny

    • @robertpowell3634
      @robertpowell3634 Před rokem +1

      unlike Bruce lol

  • @allifazaman
    @allifazaman Před 3 lety +2344

    "Comedy central wanted to have Caitlyn Jenner after her surgery so now they can pay her 20% less"

    • @asmitashi5554
      @asmitashi5554 Před 3 lety +62

      Funny as well an issue raising.

    • @MrGrenade121
      @MrGrenade121 Před 2 lety +2

      @@asmitashi5554 Lol, so funny

    • @Jahomey505
      @Jahomey505 Před 2 lety +1

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @brendonbuffaloe8830
      @brendonbuffaloe8830 Před 2 lety +13

      @@asmitashi5554 Well considering that women often make more per hour than men for the same job with the same credentials, it is an issue

    • @loozwad
      @loozwad Před 2 lety +19

      @@brendonbuffaloe8830 no

  • @devinahm2376
    @devinahm2376 Před 3 lety +1736

    Jonah’s jokes were adorable and hilarious

  • @katesteff3049
    @katesteff3049 Před 3 lety +1269

    Nobody enjoys Kevin's jokes more than Kevin

    • @smrriles5668
      @smrriles5668 Před 2 lety +13

      I did

    • @L6vi
      @L6vi Před 2 lety +18

      @@smrriles5668 You must be Kevin Hart

    • @smrriles5668
      @smrriles5668 Před 2 lety +7

      @@L6vi the secrets out

    • @jccota08
      @jccota08 Před 2 lety +1

      @@smrriles5668 I did as well

    • @jccota08
      @jccota08 Před 2 lety +18

      But if you watch he was lovin everyones! He was just happy to be there lol

  • @AshleighGreaves93
    @AshleighGreaves93 Před 3 lety +1821

    "I can't put my finger in it" Stoppppppp

  • @alexsteinbach2482
    @alexsteinbach2482 Před 3 lety +1090

    The jokes about Brooklyn 99 getting canceled😬🤣

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před 3 lety +572

    Love a celebrity with a great sense of humor about themselves.
    RIP Carrie Fisher❤️

  • @youtubeandchill7497
    @youtubeandchill7497 Před 3 lety +199

    6:49 LMFAO kevin hart telling shaq to get that dumb look off his face
    it was funnier when you notice his face as he's bringing it up XD

  • @IlkanAli
    @IlkanAli Před 3 lety +371

    “She went through Katlynn Jenners trash looking for D***!” One of the most savage roasts!

  • @novaespeon7751
    @novaespeon7751 Před 2 lety +240

    "What devastating comment could I make about Nikki Glaser that she hasn't already muttered to herself in a mirror at Equinox?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀I'm GONE!

    • @HajgarexhiaKosovar
      @HajgarexhiaKosovar Před 2 lety +4

      Explain please?

    • @brandonmedina5122
      @brandonmedina5122 Před 2 lety +5

      @@HajgarexhiaKosovar its an insecurity joke! equinox is a luxury gym

    • @HajgarexhiaKosovar
      @HajgarexhiaKosovar Před 2 lety +2

      @@brandonmedina5122 ah, it makes sense now

    • @organicspectroscopy7242
      @organicspectroscopy7242 Před 2 lety +6

      @@brandonmedina5122 Ooooooooh... Here I thought equinox referred to the biannual equal day-night day... And that the joke was that she is a witch with insecurities 😅

  • @siddharthjha24
    @siddharthjha24 Před 2 lety +139

    De Niro laughing is one of the greatest gift for mankind

  • @spitfire3984
    @spitfire3984 Před 2 lety +63

    Martha and Snoop = the relationship we didn’t know we needed until it happened.

  • @19stalkern
    @19stalkern Před 3 lety +565

    He’s absolutely right. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
    It’s THE Christmas movie

    • @123scottdavis
      @123scottdavis Před 3 lety +5

      Didn't appreciate his typical gd at the end. That's how they are. They think they are gods.

  • @sinanck7228
    @sinanck7228 Před 2 lety +145

    I just love how everyone said fox will cancel brklyn 99 and andy's gonna be jobless but when it happened the whole internet broke and nbc picked up the show in less than 24 hours.

    • @FranktheFrog66
      @FranktheFrog66 Před 2 lety +1

      FOX would have canceled B99 after one season.

  • @setheldridge329
    @setheldridge329 Před 2 lety +68

    Me: It’s impossible to be nice while roasting someone.
    Jonah Hill: Hold my beer.

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise Před 3 lety +134

    Bill's laugh steals the show every time 😂 Carrie Fisher of course was my favorite. Miss her so much.

  • @tiffanyjackson9590
    @tiffanyjackson9590 Před 3 lety +167

    Haha " Not R. Kelly #'s" that was epic!!😂

  • @tiffanyjackson9590
    @tiffanyjackson9590 Před 3 lety +53

    Lmao@ " I wish we were as close as your eyes are" Baldwin to Griffin!😂😂😂

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 Před 3 lety +164

    "his first case will be investigating the disappearance of his new fox show" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @DoctorCVC
      @DoctorCVC Před 3 lety +5

      In retrospect, it’s amazing Brooklyn 99 ended up successful given the platform it came out on.

  • @keithrosenthal4757
    @keithrosenthal4757 Před rokem +8

    DE’Niro the GOAT . What a friend to have one of the greatest actors of all time, a true A-list celebrity to show up to your roast, because you asked him and because it’s for charity shows you what kind of person Robert De Niro is and he was hilarious. Never ever let us down.

  • @BrutusMaximusAurelius
    @BrutusMaximusAurelius Před 3 lety +85

    De Niro and Baldwin killing it haha. Legends!

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Před 3 lety +157

    Cmon. Alec baldwin slayed. He went up with a broad sword and swung it like an anime character.

    • @damienrowley5062
      @damienrowley5062 Před 3 lety +1

      Was surprised to not see more love, he really killed it

    • @IsabelS_Fuyu
      @IsabelS_Fuyu Před 2 lety +2

      Yup. Agreed he literally he came, he saw and he conquered. Tossed them up like a Caesar Salad..

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 Před 3 lety +337

    I loved De Niro's bit, but *Alec* ?
    *ALEC BALDWIN* Murdered them!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @damienrowley5062
      @damienrowley5062 Před 3 lety +5

      He’s very funny. My favorite on this compilation as well.

    • @cheezytacos
      @cheezytacos Před 2 lety +1

      He was the BEST ONE!

    • @rafaelpinto2455
      @rafaelpinto2455 Před 2 lety +2

      Alec was a beast! Respect! Lol

    • @theoj4356
      @theoj4356 Před 2 lety +16

      This didn’t age well

    • @dmunchained540
      @dmunchained540 Před 2 lety +2

      @@theoj4356 For the purposes of a roast, it aged WONDERFULLY. =D

  • @elsamsung1133
    @elsamsung1133 Před 3 lety +259

    Holy shiiiit!! Alec Baldwin was BRUTAL!!! He was the best thing on 30 Rock after all.

  • @akhilkrishnan3969
    @akhilkrishnan3969 Před 3 lety +80

    10:57
    Deniro laughing his ass off😂

  • @clavididk1236
    @clavididk1236 Před 3 lety +109

    Lmao jenner "yes you can" 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 Před 3 lety +19

      That was scary

    • @clavididk1236
      @clavididk1236 Před 3 lety +6

      @@unusuario5173 i agreed lmao

    • @ACDinho80
      @ACDinho80 Před 3 lety +9

      That thing was cringe

    • @tgd02
      @tgd02 Před 2 lety +4

      C R I N G E

    • @whatcanidooo
      @whatcanidooo Před 2 lety

      Idk I mean it wasn't a great joke since that's literally what the "surgery" he referenced is for

  • @dereklasker5350
    @dereklasker5350 Před 3 lety +125

    5:43 plot twist Bill hopped on B99 two years later and they’re still going today

  • @Mahlercougar
    @Mahlercougar Před 3 lety +312

    Bruce WIllis was so on fire that he roasted Demi Moore , who wasnt even on the panel, but out in the audience! BURN!

    • @user-ix6ki1ng7j
      @user-ix6ki1ng7j Před 3 lety +33

      Demi Moore wasn't on the panel...but she came out and roasted Bruce

    • @nigelnyoni8265
      @nigelnyoni8265 Před 3 lety +25

      She roasted Bruce, and her bit was AWESOME.

  • @Obi-ThreeKenobi
    @Obi-ThreeKenobi Před 2 lety +29

    Jonah Hill nervously shaking is the funniest thing ever haha

  • @jaydubb774
    @jaydubb774 Před 3 lety +107

    Jonah hill is either on coke or extremely extraordinarily nervous mans going side to side like a ping pong ball

  • @420Effect
    @420Effect Před 3 lety +70

    That line about Sarah Silverman not being able to have kids was cold af!!! ❄️🥶❄️🥶

    • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
      @ScribblebytesWorldwide Před 3 lety +3

      Only if she wants them.

    • @jaimemendoza1212
      @jaimemendoza1212 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ScribblebytesWorldwide I think past 35 it dangerous for the mother and or child. It still happens. Im proof of it. However, to tell this truth to a women who has never had kids is brutal. She got hit with two of the three no kids and age. Weight being the third.

    • @tinaflowers4404
      @tinaflowers4404 Před 2 lety +17

      @@jaimemendoza1212 I don't think she wanted kids, not every woman does or cares about not having them.

    • @trashthebanger9193
      @trashthebanger9193 Před 2 lety +6

      @@jaimemendoza1212 maybe she doesn’t want kids? And believe it or not women care about more than just their weight, age, and ability to bear children.

    • @LOLrigole
      @LOLrigole Před 2 lety +2

      Can‘t have children myself due to medical reasons so yeah, that hit me cold as well. ❄️🥶

  • @aisha1308
    @aisha1308 Před 2 lety +49

    Getting roasted from an elderly De Niro...could you imagine?

  • @kitcoffey7194
    @kitcoffey7194 Před 3 lety +68

    We love roasts!
    More roast content!
    When did we want it? Yesterday!

  • @plicool
    @plicool Před 2 lety +14

    I loved when Dinero said Anne coulter everybody 🤣🤣

  • @AgentAika001
    @AgentAika001 Před rokem +3

    Alec's Nikki Glaser joke is on point "what devastating comment can I make about her....."

  • @thedeepfriar745
    @thedeepfriar745 Před 2 lety +30

    Funny enough Bill Hader is now probably the most respected actor at that roast. He’s got what 3 emmys now

  • @andyt2k
    @andyt2k Před 2 lety +15

    Everyone joking about Andy's new TV show, here we are 8 seasons later

  • @isisatlantis3168
    @isisatlantis3168 Před rokem +5

    Alec's comedic timing is impeccable.

  • @kgrimes842
    @kgrimes842 Před rokem +9

    I love how most of these people can take the hits! If most of us were told this stuff we'd either cry or fight

  • @inosukekibutsuji1009
    @inosukekibutsuji1009 Před 3 lety +36

    Some of the Best Actors Ever!!!

  • @melissapenrod5005
    @melissapenrod5005 Před 3 lety +36

    I love when deniro said I can't put my finger in it. And Caitlyn said yes you can

  • @sharkondoody9511
    @sharkondoody9511 Před 3 lety +33

    I love all Comedy Central roasts! Maybe I have a mental difficulties, but something about them I crave. I’ve noticed even if I don’t care about the roasted actor I still watch. I like the fact of making fun of each other and just moving on. This is something my friends and I do regularly and the good nature roasting keeps us tighter!

  • @alaynaheinline1921
    @alaynaheinline1921 Před 2 lety +7

    Kevin Hart’s laugh makes me laugh almost more than the actual jokes

  • @jooliagoolia9959
    @jooliagoolia9959 Před rokem +3

    Sorry Bruce 🙏...
    Die Hard will ALWAYS be a Bruce Willis Christmas movie to us 🤩

  • @lorofcb3
    @lorofcb3 Před 2 lety +11

    My mum attacked that morphine button like was trying to buzz in on Jeopardy.
    I am past dead

  • @itsjay7237
    @itsjay7237 Před 3 lety +24

    Seth's laugh kills me every time 😂

  • @avetiq3905
    @avetiq3905 Před 3 lety +34

    Let's admit, everyone was awesome

  • @JakNasty69
    @JakNasty69 Před 3 lety +88

    RIP Carrie Fisher your fuckin hilarious and awesome as Princess Leia you are missed dearly.

  • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
    @ScribblebytesWorldwide Před 3 lety +43

    I love that I live in a world where I got to see a Caitlyn flirting with De Niro before I died.

  • @billsianipar2302
    @billsianipar2302 Před 3 lety +21

    Shaq didn't see it coming from kevin hart 😂

  • @marionunez9516
    @marionunez9516 Před 2 lety +5

    So raw & So awesome! (I LOVE IT!). Bruce Willis nail it at the end.

  • @spartanDJChalo
    @spartanDJChalo Před 2 lety +3

    Love the jokes about Brooklyn Nine-Nine towards Andy Samberg and how the show is going to be short lived, and now they're on Season 8 🤣 That aged well!

  • @mateom1691
    @mateom1691 Před rokem +12

    I love that Carrie was able to laugh at herself, and take what were probably very difficult topics for her, and use them to make others laugh. That was Carrie. That was who she was and even though she struggled with so many things she was always able to push through and give her fans something to laugh about. And even though many of us have probably never met Carrie, it was that quality about her that made us all feel like we knew her intimately.

  • @ameyashirsate9731
    @ameyashirsate9731 Před 3 lety +35

    we need ryan reynolds here asap

  • @FishermanSculley
    @FishermanSculley Před rokem +2

    Wish they’d have included more from Carrie Fisher. Her set was one of my favorites out of all the roasts.

  • @taylrx66
    @taylrx66 Před 2 lety +10

    Dude old man got bars 🔥☠️☠️

  • @anthonyzullo
    @anthonyzullo Před 3 lety +19

    Roasting Anne Coulter and she isn't even there.

  • @fionawanz6496
    @fionawanz6496 Před 2 lety +32

    i love jonah hill he's so funny and so cute at the same time

  • @SweetPappyJones
    @SweetPappyJones Před 3 lety +45

    Should’ve had Demi Moore’s bit in the mix

    • @nigelnyoni8265
      @nigelnyoni8265 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah, her roast was really good because she knows Bruce personally. It had that touch

  • @jaybestnz
    @jaybestnz Před 2 lety +11

    It's amazing to hear them give Andy and Bill Hader a hard time for launching their careers. Barry got like 20 Emmy nominations.

  • @florinstanescu7677
    @florinstanescu7677 Před 3 lety +17

    Love Robert de Niro

  • @HoldenNY22
    @HoldenNY22 Před 2 lety +4

    Bruce Willis' closing Line about Die Hard not being a Christmas Movie was really funny considering there has been a lot of controversy about that.

  • @DarimaRinchinova
    @DarimaRinchinova Před 3 lety +16

    Nobody forgot to mention the Sabrina and teenage witch lol

  • @loganpearce6223
    @loganpearce6223 Před 3 lety +21

    “It comes in an old box” 😂

  • @Drumming_Monkey
    @Drumming_Monkey Před 3 lety +11

    I'm soo happy they were all wrong about Brooklyn 99. Love this show.

  • @chrisspiers6310
    @chrisspiers6310 Před 3 lety +2

    Love this! 😂😂😂

  • @krystylsummers1804
    @krystylsummers1804 Před 2 lety +1

    Agreeing to roasting! Love it

  • @genesankin
    @genesankin Před 7 měsíci +1

    I consider it a missed opportunity for Kevin Hart, when it came to Martha Stewart, NOT to ask the audience something like: "If it was the first time you've ever seen all these people on stage, and only knew their profession, which one of them, would you guess, has actually did time in prison?"😂

  • @q.h.s5051
    @q.h.s5051 Před 3 lety +4

    0:47 made me smile from ear to ear the first time I heard that

  • @jonassilvester6167
    @jonassilvester6167 Před 2 lety +4

    I did not expect De Niro to go so Hard 😂

  • @mauromorrati3406
    @mauromorrati3406 Před 3 lety +21

    Princess Leia , we miss you Carrie

  • @V3RTiGo7
    @V3RTiGo7 Před 2 lety +2

    I was waiting for Bruce Willis to say it and he did! 😀

  • @jaythompson1339
    @jaythompson1339 Před 3 lety +13

    Kevin hart loves the stage lol

  • @jocelynjohnston8257
    @jocelynjohnston8257 Před 3 lety +4

    That Maury Povich joke got me.😁

  • @Jdubdoingshit
    @Jdubdoingshit Před rokem +1

    Rest in piece Carrie Fisher.
    10/21 1956- 12/27 2016

  • @wayfaringstranger8430
    @wayfaringstranger8430 Před 3 lety +15

    4:16 This is the End. That demon scene...

  • @babyhead
    @babyhead Před 3 lety +14

    God damn Jonah, that was harsh. Lol

  • @wowsersssss
    @wowsersssss Před 3 lety +16

    Adam Corolla really does look like he calls basketball players thoroughbreds 🤣🤣

  • @ultimatedriversofmachinery

    The griffin roast was amazing

  • @KimDanielle
    @KimDanielle Před 2 lety +5

    Martha’s ankle bracelet on vibrate 😂😂

  • @nashvilletennessee4391
    @nashvilletennessee4391 Před 3 lety +12

    Kevin Hart seemed so excited

  • @alexbank4879
    @alexbank4879 Před 2 lety +4

    Jonah Hills roast was genius 😂😂

  • @DarkPaladin24
    @DarkPaladin24 Před 2 lety +6

    Even Bruce Willis says that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie! Take his word for it!

  • @euximgarcia4066
    @euximgarcia4066 Před 3 lety +20

    They Joked about Brooklyn 99 about being Cancelled Immediately oh How wrong they were

  • @ronaustin8381
    @ronaustin8381 Před 3 lety +8

    Alec was ruthless

  • @goodtimeswithchelsea7052
    @goodtimeswithchelsea7052 Před 2 lety +3

    I hadn't noticed how much Gordon-Levitt looked like Heath Ledger. Immaculate.

  • @fsan5382
    @fsan5382 Před 2 lety +6

    Bruce Willis was hilarious 🤣

  • @keonwaits2032
    @keonwaits2032 Před 3 lety +18

    Kevin heart is a comedian lmao never forget💀

  • @ivanortiz643
    @ivanortiz643 Před 3 lety +8

    Blake Griffin 😂🔥🤣 they got him good 😂🔥🤣

  • @TimmyD3085
    @TimmyD3085 Před 3 lety +13

    I would love to see Trump and De Niro meet. Guarantee you that De Niro will punch Trump in a snap

    • @MexVivid2020
      @MexVivid2020 Před 3 lety +4

      De Niro wouldn't even remember why he walked in the room in the first place lmaoo

  • @joonasvuomajoki2636
    @joonasvuomajoki2636 Před 2 lety +5

    That Carrie Fisher "apparently I was in Star Wars. That must have been great" bit was the funniest thing I ever saw on a Roast. It's just so funny and tragic at the same time.
    And I also love that this video has the that Bruce Willis part saved for last so you can just skip to the next video...

  • @riteshkoul7617
    @riteshkoul7617 Před 3 lety +12

    And now bill is Barry one of the funniest shows

  • @sds_play_button6051
    @sds_play_button6051 Před 2 lety +1

    Man, I can't believe this is the same guy from Taxi Driver, De Niro totally slayed the set with his comic genius.

  • @rainman42
    @rainman42 Před 3 lety +12

    Sarah Silverman looked gorgeous dayum

  • @nigelnyoni8265
    @nigelnyoni8265 Před 3 lety +2

    Bob De Niro went IN!!!!!

  • @shannonseltzer
    @shannonseltzer Před 10 měsíci +1

    Honestly Robert De Niro is a🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆legend!