The Harshest Burns from the Roast of Bruce Willis

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  • čas přidán 3. 04. 2021
  • Not even an action star like Bruce Willis can escape a Roast unsinged.
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Komentáře • 566

  • @brookesbestlife4918
    @brookesbestlife4918 Před 3 lety +956

    Such a good Christopher walker impression

    • @Spookykitty1138
      @Spookykitty1138 Před 3 lety +36

      Kevin Pollack will always have the best Walken impression.

    • @1life744
      @1life744 Před 3 lety +26

      Who is Christopher Walker? Lol

    • @LESRAM1981
      @LESRAM1981 Před 3 lety +1

      I know, that was AWESOME.

    • @mangareviewer3658
      @mangareviewer3658 Před 3 lety

      Ikr

    • @tattedguy9579
      @tattedguy9579 Před 3 lety +16

      If you close your eyes it’s literally him but then you don’t get to see his mannerisms lol.

  • @mistaincredible2573
    @mistaincredible2573 Před rokem +221

    Dom had me in tears…. The way he said all that without a pause in his delivery is hysterical

    • @MCCARVERWORLD
      @MCCARVERWORLD Před rokem +4

      Sad part his Bruce didn’t know why was going on the whole time

  • @teflongoon
    @teflongoon Před 3 lety +1413

    Nikki Glaser is vicious! 😂😂😂

    • @kittypanda3028
      @kittypanda3028 Před 2 lety +33

      @Michael Shaughnessy eh. not really

    • @kittypanda3028
      @kittypanda3028 Před 2 lety +28

      her roast are ok but personally not funny to me. and robin williams joke was sad. comedy is dark but yeah

    • @simonlloyd7557
      @simonlloyd7557 Před 2 lety +11

      @@kittypanda3028 Im not against making fun of anything, but she was just clumsy and ...not funny.

    • @lockandreload
      @lockandreload Před 2 lety +26

      Yeah, her comedy is why she has a career. LOL

    • @JeremySky
      @JeremySky Před 2 lety +14

      That Robin Williams joke ws in bad taste

  • @holeephuck4421
    @holeephuck4421 Před 3 lety +680

    When I was a kid I didn't think Martha Stewart was hot but she somehow looks better than back then

  • @RolandSpecialSauce
    @RolandSpecialSauce Před 2 lety +116

    I like how Dom just started doing his stand up routine 😂

  • @jeffbrown8117
    @jeffbrown8117 Před 3 lety +516

    Best part of Dom’s set was watching Ed Norton squirm. Brilliant.

  • @kylebryson8565
    @kylebryson8565 Před 2 lety +274

    This is the best acting I've seen from Bruce Willis. I'm impressed

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 Před 2 lety +3

      I was at a Walgreens a couple weeks ago and there were *four* different new Bruce Willis super-cheesy action movies in the Redbox outside.
      So... I dunno, I guess he got divorced again and needed the money really really bad?

    • @youtubesucks3882
      @youtubesucks3882 Před 2 lety +3

      @@dogslobbergardens6606 He only plays in straight to DVD movies as a featured actor, but he's usually in the movie for about 10 minutes. He always sits down and he barely acts. afaik he only works on a project for 2-3 days, so the crew has to get all their shots in that timespan. Nobody making big movies wants to hire him anymore because he's lazy and has lost his passion for acting. Sylvester Stallone couldn't wait to get rid of him for the Expendables sequels.

    • @nefeskar
      @nefeskar Před 2 lety +2

      I mean he is lame at this point and he probably has no love for acting, but make no mistake cause he is a real actor. I mean at some point this dude's acting was the best.

    • @ChannelNotFound
      @ChannelNotFound Před 2 lety

      @@nefeskar He has a disease where he can't understand language.

    • @ledukas6663
      @ledukas6663 Před 2 lety +2

      So i think u hadnt watch any of his movies..

  • @arhaanmukherjeesaha4438
    @arhaanmukherjeesaha4438 Před 3 lety +664

    Jeff Ross took everyone to the cleaners, one of his best

    • @nunopires8343
      @nunopires8343 Před 3 lety +4

      He always does

    • @mangareviewer3658
      @mangareviewer3658 Před 3 lety +1

      Agree

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai Před 3 lety +32

      Couldn't find his segment

    • @krauser18x
      @krauser18x Před 2 lety +6

      Why comment this on a video that didnt include him?

    • @cynthiahusband106
      @cynthiahusband106 Před 2 lety

      I love my Bruce Willis , and he will get well have loved Bruce since moonlighting get well baby , know you will!!!!❤️

  • @vodkahouse6662
    @vodkahouse6662 Před 3 lety +366

    omg the courtney love murder joke was amazing :D

  • @LordOfTheBored
    @LordOfTheBored Před 3 lety +305

    Edward Norton was savage. Wow.

  • @MichaelLasotaTW
    @MichaelLasotaTW Před rokem +55

    Knowing what we know now about his health; this is nice and refreshing to see how well he took it..

    • @MrTrigz
      @MrTrigz Před rokem +2

      The news has been floating for like 2 years

  • @arastutomar40
    @arastutomar40 Před 2 lety +61

    Dom Irerra's roast ending was just Immaculate!! 😂😂😂

  • @kingofbunga
    @kingofbunga Před 2 lety +40

    A GI Jane joke and no one got slapped, WOAH

  • @SIRMMA
    @SIRMMA Před 2 lety +313

    Martha Stewart is the best at taking a joke about herself

    • @bustanut2376
      @bustanut2376 Před 2 lety +25

      not really tbh. i always notice when a girl makes jokes about her she seems more dense and unamused

    • @hugon6717
      @hugon6717 Před 2 lety

      @@bustanut2376 czcams.com/video/ZmTiBIcNCQk/video.html
      @ 0:18

    • @stuffy6664
      @stuffy6664 Před rokem +7

      Nicki said martha didn’t take it as well and was cold towards her before and after the roast on a podcast that’s why she made the unaffectionate joke 💀

    • @Turco949
      @Turco949 Před rokem +1

      @@stuffy6664 I bet Martha loves her now.

  • @miraculousismyguiltypleasu9372

    7:44: He said ALL that with a straight face.

  • @bigbear061207
    @bigbear061207 Před 3 lety +104

    That Christopher Walken impression was on POINT! Dunno which is better his or “Howard Wolowitz”

  • @folarinodewale908
    @folarinodewale908 Před 2 lety +178

    Ed Norton threw a jab at everyone and they probably didn't even notice....literally went over there head😄😄

  • @MexicanAndaJew
    @MexicanAndaJew Před 3 lety +95

    I love the martha stewart boyfriend joke at the end

  • @mikekillagreen9432
    @mikekillagreen9432 Před 2 lety +67

    Love his kids cracking up. Get well Bruce! We want to see you back on the big screen not just DVD.

  • @jesseSager123
    @jesseSager123 Před 2 lety +105

    Dom Irrera's joke had me dying.

    • @KLP368
      @KLP368 Před 2 lety +8

      Same here. I lost it at that one.

  • @teflongoon
    @teflongoon Před 3 lety +105

    11:26 Holy shit. LOL. I choked on my coffee.

    • @itsmdm6453
      @itsmdm6453 Před 2 lety +6

      Dude lol yes

    • @InnerDness
      @InnerDness Před 2 lety +10

      Dom is a monster on stage, more people should know him

  • @slashnagy6
    @slashnagy6 Před 2 lety +31

    Bruce was disgusted but bursting at the seams during Dom’s bit

  • @mynameistrd6841
    @mynameistrd6841 Před rokem +13

    Bruce's daughters looked so happy hearing people roasting their dad :))

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 Před 3 lety +97

    Dom is ruthless!😂

  • @AdamAlkishawi
    @AdamAlkishawi Před 2 lety +83

    The Edward Norton bit now makes sense because of Bruce's aphasia, man sometimes you have the writings on the wall but you don't see it.

    • @dromingo6881
      @dromingo6881 Před 2 lety

      Aphasia is caused from brain damage, and dosent let people comprehend what they are being told for those who dont know what that is

    • @riveraharper8166
      @riveraharper8166 Před rokem +3

      Yep. It hits different now.

    • @bevrolee8887
      @bevrolee8887 Před rokem +2

      ?? Bruce didn’t display signs of aphasia during his responses. What a lazy take.

    • @pastashack3517
      @pastashack3517 Před rokem +4

      @@bevrolee8887 that's not what the comment was saying. Ed Norton's joke is literally about Bruce saying the wrong words to express a thought, the literal definition of aphasia

  • @spitfire3984
    @spitfire3984 Před 2 lety +109

    It’s so strange, going to prison actually made Martha Stewart more famous.

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 Před 2 lety +9

      America is a strange country and we live in very strange times.

    • @spitfire3984
      @spitfire3984 Před 2 lety +7

      @@dogslobbergardens6606 I agree. We live in scary times as well. Our world is falling apart before our eyes.

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 Před 2 lety +4

      @@spitfire3984 Yep. It's been coming for a long, long time, and there's no stopping it now. Enjoy the ride if you can, but buckle up.

  • @ricardocjoulzenn2568
    @ricardocjoulzenn2568 Před rokem +13

    love how Bruce can laugh from all the jokes from Cybill hope they had a talk backstage even a little small talk and put the past behind them

  • @_Casper_5.0_
    @_Casper_5.0_ Před 2 lety +102

    GI Jane joke didn’t age well😂

  • @fargotua13
    @fargotua13 Před 2 lety +5

    "it comes in an old box" was best one, luv U Bruce

  • @iPSLee
    @iPSLee Před 3 lety +85

    I just generally like everything that is Bruce Willis related.

  • @NuckBasty
    @NuckBasty Před 2 lety +89

    Imagine if Greg had a chance to roast Bruce Willis. Jokes we’ll never hear that can only be created by him 😂

  • @Modsnake98
    @Modsnake98 Před 3 lety +132

    Nikki Glaser looks amazing here.

    • @Chrisko1492
      @Chrisko1492 Před 2 lety +6

      She had some of the best roasts in this video and all you can write is about her looks…. that‘s textbook misoginy

    • @borox9875
      @borox9875 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Chrisko1492 shut up

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 Před 2 lety

      @@Chrisko1492 those are the same kinda clods who feel compelled to comment on every sports show video about the fit of the analyst or host's dress. It's downright bizarre.

  • @dromingo6881
    @dromingo6881 Před 2 lety +14

    Makes fun of his wife n nobody got hurt at all , thats real comedy right there people

  • @tony9305
    @tony9305 Před rokem +6

    That Christopher Walken impression was unreal. So on point, wow!

  • @iyannaeaddy4610
    @iyannaeaddy4610 Před 3 lety +39

    They killed it!!! This roast was epic!!!!

  • @jakethesnakemanpatterson748

    I liked seeing Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, and their daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah

  • @TheFastballs
    @TheFastballs Před 3 lety +69

    Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 Před 3 lety +17

      Put some respect on Greg Giraldo’s name

    • @TheFastballs
      @TheFastballs Před 3 lety +12

      @@bkr1895 respek but Nikki Glaser is the GOAT of roasts

    • @VladyG27
      @VladyG27 Před 3 lety +9

      You spelled Jeff Ross wrong

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TheFastballs Nikki Glaser is a one-hit wonder whose career came and went in five years.
      Maybe you meant she blurts out jokes like a goat bleating? OK, yeah, that makes sense.

    • @TheFastballs
      @TheFastballs Před 2 lety +8

      @@dogslobbergardens6606 wow man, who hurt you today? I know it wasn’t Nikki Glaser bc she doesn’t even know who you are homie. Send me clips of the best stand up comedy you’ve ever done so I can compare

  • @ebonyyoe
    @ebonyyoe Před 2 lety +15

    The GI Jane joke did age well :D

  • @lancegoff6575
    @lancegoff6575 Před 3 lety +9

    "Local comedian Dom Irrera"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @itsjillcolleen
    @itsjillcolleen Před 3 lety +85

    I love Nikki so much 🤘🏼

  • @ethanaleman
    @ethanaleman Před 3 lety +38

    I love him in Red and Red 2

  • @mikekillagreen9432
    @mikekillagreen9432 Před 2 lety +7

    GI Jane joke hits different now. Lol

  • @villimcnilli2867
    @villimcnilli2867 Před 3 lety +14

    Didn’t know i needed this lol

  • @filippyknow
    @filippyknow Před rokem +11

    We need more of Dom before he dies. That was brutal

  • @backforblood3421
    @backforblood3421 Před 3 lety +77

    i would like to thank Edward Norton's appearance in this for reminding me that I want to order a copy of Red Dragon. Not funny, but true.

  • @tylerdurden639
    @tylerdurden639 Před 2 lety +18

    Man, I have got to stay awake more. Can't have Jack going on shows by himself.

  • @bavracr5601
    @bavracr5601 Před 2 lety +26

    Edward Norton must now feel bad after he figured out Bruce Willis had a disease so that's why can't remember the script

  • @dammitamber
    @dammitamber Před 2 lety +11

    Christ almighty, I’m 37 and I can’t remember ever hearing Dennis Rodman talk! Hahaha

    • @DavidKfilmmaker
      @DavidKfilmmaker Před 2 lety +1

      Get a job as a bartender. You’ll think he’s an auctioneer

  • @matthewlabbe8395
    @matthewlabbe8395 Před rokem +3

    Admittedly fan-boyed a bit when he said “welcome to the party, pal!”

  • @Fat_Panda90
    @Fat_Panda90 Před 2 lety +20

    3:44 and a year from this Chris rock will make a joke about G.I jane and get smacked by will smith.

  • @paulmill9816
    @paulmill9816 Před 3 lety +31

    martha always a savage

  • @sdfilmproductions4193
    @sdfilmproductions4193 Před 2 lety +14

    I didnt know Bruce Willis was once married to Caitlyn Jenner!😱

  • @Natalie-ox7xm
    @Natalie-ox7xm Před 3 lety +20

    While watching this I had a thought. COME ON LEO DICAPRIO ROAST!!!! Who's with me?!

  • @Luvluna19
    @Luvluna19 Před 2 lety +20

    Dom irrera killed it 🤣

  • @EmmelineSama
    @EmmelineSama Před 7 měsíci

    I love the reaction behind the only one laughing at Rodman's roasting.

  • @jimmy6283
    @jimmy6283 Před 3 lety +52

    Edward Norton... Probs one of the best to do it 👌

  • @ApollonDriver
    @ApollonDriver Před 6 měsíci

    One of the highest quality roasts with all these high quality people

  • @tyrelljones9135
    @tyrelljones9135 Před 2 lety +39

    Nikki actually wrote her own jokes🤣

    • @blakemrolfsensanchez547
      @blakemrolfsensanchez547 Před 7 měsíci

      Ha ha. Like she can write. She has told several interviewers someone writes her jokes.

  • @kelammo
    @kelammo Před 2 lety +9

    That’s the best Walken impression ever

  • @itsjillcolleen
    @itsjillcolleen Před 3 lety +6

    Love you Daddy Bruce

  • @millionfps
    @millionfps Před rokem +6

    Get better Bruce, we will always be waiting for you, no matter what we will be here, take your time

    • @infobaru1
      @infobaru1 Před 11 měsíci

      uhh what happen to him?

    • @bradenr867
      @bradenr867 Před 10 měsíci

      He has frontotemporal dementia

  • @Seashellsbytheseashore21
    @Seashellsbytheseashore21 Před 2 lety +7

    we love you bruce

  • @vishal2352
    @vishal2352 Před 2 lety +13

    Jake Peralta would be so mad when he finds this video

  • @susanweissman6164
    @susanweissman6164 Před rokem +1

    "You don't eat, so you might as well use that hole for something" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea Před 3 lety +28

    I can't see Kevin Pollak and not say, "I stole the baby!"
    And it's not even his line.

  • @iconicdiego7085
    @iconicdiego7085 Před 2 lety +6

    8:45 That one was pretty hilarious hahahaha

  • @joseguevara3269
    @joseguevara3269 Před 2 lety +67

    Plot twist : not only did Martha Stewart end civil’s career, but she planned this whole roast show just to make it known. She’s THAT woman.

    • @JulianSirian
      @JulianSirian Před 2 lety +2

      Is that true? Do you have a source? Just curious, lol

    • @joseguevara3269
      @joseguevara3269 Před 2 lety +4

      @@JulianSirian no source lol I’m pretty sure Martha is a kingpin of some sort 😂 I don’t doubt she could make it happen. She got power , money, and influence😳 she’s definitely a gotham villain. She’s probably a friend of bruce eitherway so she maybe set it up. If I don’t wake up tomorrow you know why.

    • @crocodile7448
      @crocodile7448 Před 2 lety

      @@joseguevara3269 you still waking up 😂?

    • @DavidKfilmmaker
      @DavidKfilmmaker Před 2 lety +3

      Spent 5 min wondering who civil was

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 Před rokem +1

      Cybil ?

  • @garythepartyrocker7613
    @garythepartyrocker7613 Před 3 lety +26

    I loved Joseph Gordon levitt in the dark knight rises

  • @BadMFJules
    @BadMFJules Před 2 lety +5

    1:16 had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lizd.8655
    @lizd.8655 Před rokem +1

    I had to come back to watch this after watching JoBlo's thank you video dedicated to Bruce Willis!

  • @andrewcrockett3044
    @andrewcrockett3044 Před 2 lety +34

    Cybil Sheperd's confusion to the roasting would suggest she's never thought about being made fun of before.

    • @dogslobbergardens6606
      @dogslobbergardens6606 Před 2 lety +6

      Yeah, she was even more clueless than the Situation was at the Trump roast. And he was funnier than her.

    • @jamespower5165
      @jamespower5165 Před rokem

      She's just being dramatic

  • @thestage1489
    @thestage1489 Před 3 lety +25

    Cybill looks like female Tom Hanks, can't unsee it.

  • @Marie-jz1qw
    @Marie-jz1qw Před 3 lety +51

    I just came here for Demi's turn

  • @DuboSkates
    @DuboSkates Před 3 lety +16

    didnt know they made this many god damn

  • @byzenteendutchies8096
    @byzenteendutchies8096 Před 3 lety +10

    BRUTAL!!!! 😂

  • @mr.a1827
    @mr.a1827 Před 2 lety +19

    We all miss 90's Bruce Willis.

  • @adm8995
    @adm8995 Před 2 lety +20

    Edward Nortons roast was not only the best on the episode but also one of the best in general.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 3 lety +5

    Love it 😂

  • @aerialXace
    @aerialXace Před 2 lety +38

    Edward Nortons roast about not memorizing the lines did not age well

  • @justdoge6144
    @justdoge6144 Před 2 lety +5

    This makes sense now

  • @beckyleonardis6331
    @beckyleonardis6331 Před rokem +1

    Kevin Pollack's impression of Christopher Walken! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PatrickWDunne
    @PatrickWDunne Před rokem +2

    "I played Martha Stewart in two separate movies, but the only one to really catch her was the FBI"

  • @theblevtyler2921
    @theblevtyler2921 Před 2 lety +5

    Edward Norton is my favorite human being

  • @EnriquePascual1989
    @EnriquePascual1989 Před 3 lety +6

    Martha 😂👏🏽😂👏🏽😂👏🏽

  • @kevinnelson66
    @kevinnelson66 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Hang in there, Bruce. You're a national treasure

  • @cleanmarch
    @cleanmarch Před 2 lety +7

    Look out... G I Jane joke here... Will smith might be here somewhere dragging his throbbing fist

  • @debbiesher5677
    @debbiesher5677 Před rokem +2

    Bruce and Demi׳s daughters are the coolest😂❤️

  • @chrismaury2944
    @chrismaury2944 Před 2 lety +9

    She's just like her mother, that kid.

  • @jimmy_octane
    @jimmy_octane Před 11 měsíci

    11:25
    This guy! 😮😅😂

  • @deesandiego
    @deesandiego Před 3 lety +1

    soooo good

  • @tenwaystowearit
    @tenwaystowearit Před 3 lety +16

    Oh my God. That one girl... who was she? She killed it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😩😩😩😩😩

    • @Chris-is1rd
      @Chris-is1rd Před 3 lety +11

      Nikki Glaser

    • @mahmamia5100
      @mahmamia5100 Před 3 lety +10

      Nikki's done three roasts so far and she's knocked every one out of the park. She's a born roaster.

    • @waterywingz
      @waterywingz Před 3 lety +3

      I like how we all knew who the OP was referring to. Cuz we all thought the same 🙌🙌

  • @artfulandtricky
    @artfulandtricky Před 2 lety +6

    Kevin Pollak is hilarious!!

  • @momousagi1989
    @momousagi1989 Před 3 lety +13

    Oh martha stewart👏👏👏👏

    • @brucewillis9755
      @brucewillis9755 Před 3 lety

      Joana, thanks for the comment over times. Kindly send me a message to my mail brucewillisoffixial@gmail.com

  • @millenialbillionaire4944

    Blue Man Group was my favorite joke

  • @sitcomsTV
    @sitcomsTV Před 2 lety +6

    Comedy roasts are great tention releases.
    Wish Will Smith had gone to some before the oscar ceremony

  • @nealgoyal3954
    @nealgoyal3954 Před rokem

    Gi Jane 2, Can't wait to see it!

  • @The_Infamous_Boogyman

    You don't, but you could. That got me

  • @jakedickison1295
    @jakedickison1295 Před rokem +6

    Dom irrera definitely stole the show🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephenkrone4309
    @stephenkrone4309 Před 2 lety +4

    This whole video and you don’t include Jeff Ross’s time? He the roastmaster general !

  • @desceri
    @desceri Před 3 lety +13

    10:30