How Asian Parents Grocery Shop
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Notice how when Steven's dad pick the frying pan, he instinctively backs away. That is effective failure management right there.
I feel like the only reason why his dad didn't destroy him for saying that oranges come from trees is that they were in public
wait the cameraman is steven?
Negative reinforcement
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
I cracked up at the bit about evaluating the frying pan like it was a tennis racket.
I'm absolutely astonished at Steven's audacity of not going to the watermelon section and slapping each one to see which is good
we didn't find the watermelon section hahaha
@@StevenHe better luck next time mate
@@StevenHe a supermarket w-without the watermelon section ?.. im-impossible !!
@@StevenHe what country or city was this video shoot in ?
@@awkwardreactions9492 it’s in NYC, in the Manhattan Chinatown
"When you get stuff, always get in the back of the row. That's the fresh."
Yeah, I agree with Steven about it being frozen, but my dad argues that many people open the door, letting the cold out, which leads to the front stuff sometimes defrosting. So we end up always picking the things from the middle or back.
I look at the package dates on them too. Some are dated longer so fresher.
yes, the fresher is away in the back then the front.
Hmmm, I am going to begin to do this
I used to do this too until I stocked at 3 different grocery stores and TBH crews just stock they do not rotate or pull forward the older stock, people buy it too much of just about everything for things to actually go bad in store, and we are on a crunch to finish stocking said load before the morning. You would be surprised on what is not rotated
Just to remind everyone; Established Titles is a scam org please do not donate. A fake land title does not make you a "liard", "lord", or "lady" and worst of all they dont even plant trees. Not to blame Steven for sponsoring them, they fooled a lot of creators.
Yes my partner got caught in this scam via Facebook.
I though it was. I remember the click talking about how a sponsor they had recently was a scam and I suspected it was established titles.
And I can guarantee that Steven did not change his name on his credit card to Lord like he said in the ad read. However seeing all of the ad reads for Established Titles, you can tell that part of the requirement was say that you "can" change your name on your credit cards, passports, airline tickets, etc.
They do plant the trees just check the charity but the rest is vslid
Wow and this was only 8 days ago, sheesh
The fact that Steven actually got lost looking for the supermarket killed me 💀
He pulled a zoro move
hi Megan
Let's also not forget his dad telling him to get in line at the checkout counter while he gets something else, saying it will only take him a few seconds. That is classic *_EMOTIONAL DAMAGE_* , _VERY EFFECTIVE_ !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
I do food reviews while I’m high off that zaza on my yöutube chånnel😈
you mean steven’s dad?
Respect to him for making this skit in public without being embarrassed
Actors life, Doing silly thing in a serious way.
Respect to him leading into his sponsor in public.
Lol he was embarrassed but he just went ahead anyway
Yes. I have not seen Steven completely restrained and knowing he needs to be respectful from all the videos I've watched. It is not easy doing this in public.
I think Steven should call ahead and arrange with the supermarkets to let him film before the store opens. We're usually pretty open minded and with free advertising thrown in, it should be doable.
Ikr? 🤣🤣🤣
Legend has it Steven is still waiting in line, letting people go first, for his dad to find the last item
Do we know his dad's actual name? I mean, there's Stephen, Uncle Roger, but no first name for his dad. I'm intrigued!
As an Asian i can confirm everything in this video, especially the part where they leave you in line.
Spanish parents also do this.
In Poland also
"They're so spicy, they make you forget how much of a failure you are."
This had me dying. LMAO!!
But the thing is, that brand of chilli isn't even that spicy! Hmmm
It's true omg I have some in the fridge right now and I'm looking for a job. Self assurance booster level 5,000! I'm really not kidding.
@@amoldivo I love that stuff, not Asian but you guys got me hooked on that stuff! My family almost always have some available!
@@amoldivo That's the joke. It's not very spicy lol
Oh I have the Carolina Reaper. Anything less and your a Failure!
the “Vitamin F for Failure” killed me
So true
I never lack those
@@StevenHe and you lack the A+!!!!
What the actual Jesus Christ 9 days ago ???? Wtf it's only been one hour
@@nameless-ch6qz early access
4:09 is ground zero of every Asian kid’s worst nightmare.
It makes my day whenever he says “I send you to Jesus “ lol
was visiting my brother along with mum for xmas. he put this on and she (super religious) goes "....did he just say, I send you to Jesus?" hahahaaaaaaa the best
parents disappearing into the next aisle and forgetting you're waiting in line is way too relatable LOL
"Forgetting" when it is time to pay.
The “go wait in line scene” was on point. Asian parents are often in their own world, and don’t calculate time as accurately as pound X dollar math for vegetables lol. I had to go find my parents mortified that I was holding up the line with no wallet. A unique childhood Asian trauma as usual ;) 😂
That is a struggle we all share
After a few years of doing that I told my mom "no. I'm not going to wait here for you."
She changed her strategy to tell me to go get something. I would take my time. She stopped doing that real quick
not unique
Can confirm that this happens to South Asians as well.
I rarely did.
My kids were laughing watching this saying, “Dad, you’re just like him!” And we’re Filipino, so I guess it’s true. But I gotta add that Seaworld comment! It’ll save us a trip to San Diego 😅!
“If the Groceries are Laying in
the Road, Thats how you
know it Legit”
Yeah, That Sounds
100% Legit!
Steven laughing at himself is the best thing ever😂😂
He does like to self-corpse, me also.
Ah, yes, our equivalent of an aquarium 😂
My siblings and I used to drag our parents to the fish section to look at the fish in the tanks…which Chinese kid hasn’t done that?
Steven he would not let you go there unless he wants to
Epic comments from before us normal ppl can see this :o
8 days ago?
my parents dragged me to the fish section in chinese restaurants when I got bored in family dinners lmaoooooo
@Steven Не 🅥 fake
4:22 is the one I can relate the most. love it from the Philippines.
I did not realize my parent's buying habits were so stereotypical chinese people buying habits lmao
I think we should have more of these adventures with Steven and his father.
@Steven Не 🅥 stop being a bot and do homework page 1 to 452
@@Diamondfurry i find it funny that it tries to use the v as a replacement for a check. but it fails miserably
COMING right up
iS thaT rEAl sTeVeN hE?!?!
@@StevenHe Awesome.
The fact that Steven took the pan, pretended to fry something, then proceeded to use it as a weapon😂
I told my gf he’s going to try hitting with it right after he picked it up.
We just know.
He gave it that tennis racket “forehand, backhand, new strings spank” combo and sent me back to high school for a moment 😅
Multi-purpose FTW!
Weapon? No, he was testing it's quality as a paddle for spanking his children
That pan was for disciplinery purposes
This is sooo relateable, my grandpa always took me shopping when I was in china
Steven’s dad: go get in the queue
Steven: *faliure management PTSD*
@John Wick hah you tried
*Boss music plays
@@StevenHe the chat is ur cat
@@StevenHe Dude, delete the bots please. There's one right here!
@@b33thr33kay no the people that actually fall for them are failures
as an asian boy who shops with his mom at ranch 99 i can confirm all this is true. especially the waiting in line while they “look for the last thing” 😂😂
H Mart or Seiwa!
Bruh, yessss. And then you have to get out of line to find her because it's been forever and everyone gets to pass you.
When you're at the front of the que;
- Use panic attack or
- Instantly growing an inch thick face!
Ranch 99 is so sad. I miss SF market in Bay Area. Still in Stockton and Sacramento though. And I am so sorry for your trauma. Being abandoned in the line with no money still gives me flashbacks
ikr i'm not chinese asian but i can relate
The store I work at constantly has me dealing with parents leaving their children as they go back for one more thing. Or having a customer put all their stuff down and then just wander off to get something. Or going to their car to get their wallet after already having everything scanned. It messed with me the first few weeks. Now I just suspend it and get the next customer and resume when they return. It's that normal for me at this point.
2:00 - I bought that a few days ago. Can’t wait to use it with some noodles
Respect for Steven for doing this in public bro😂 what a legend
I was stopped many times... luckily all good
@@StevenHe what level of famous does one need before the acquisition of bodyguards is needed
Great @Steven He
When this guys vid comes it’s always rlly good
He’s short I just realized
I love how his father used failure managment at such a professional level, he is perfecting the art of failure managment and at that rate his son will get A+ and become a doctor. Edit: WOW THANKs to all who liked and steven for giving this comment a heart thats my first one getting one of those
nah his son became a youtuber
@@StevenHe CZcamsr for life
@@StevenHe hah! What a faliure!
I like how the camera panned away from Stephen's face when he found The Sauce and almost started laughing at his own joke 😂😂🥰😂😂
I out and out cackled throughout the whole of this!!!
oooh no he fell for the scam
"You know you always wanted to go to sea world? There you go"
Best part 😂😂😂
My family's type of humor
This feels disturbingly relatable on levels I didn’t know possible
Welcome to your therapy class
@@StevenHe Steven, there's a bot right above your comment. Can you please keep them in check?
When Stevan’s dad shops at the dollar general that has a 50% off sale: TOO EXPENSIVE
Stevans dad casually buying a Gucci coat after “by accident”
Just a heads up. I’m Scottish, born and bread the only way to be legally recognised as a lord here is by inheritance or marriage. You can’t just buy into it, otherwise the land my house sits on would make me a lord it lady 🙄🙌🏻 plus everyone in Scotland who currently also owns lands with their home- btw there’s 5.5 million of us here
Thats why he said novelty. Even established tittles have that info all over their site about it being a novelty and that alone.
@@thebiblealone1039 That wasn't on their site at all until they were called out for it last week.
@@TwistedMexi it was always on their site. It just wasn't always on their site until a week ago when they were called out for it. Also RIP Established Titles. It was a scam while it lasted.
@@thebiblealone1039 Actually, he said 'novel.' Defined as: of a new and unusual kind; different from anything seen or known before: a novel idea.
Bred
Not bread
"things you won't even find in America" got a legit spit take. brilliant
THANK YOU hahaha
"I swear this has gone up in price" is something my parents would always say 😂
YESSSSSS I'm starting to think that myself too
At least today I have last week's receipts to prove it.
I only buy meat every other week now, and I still spend my 2019 monthly grocery budget every week.
@@StevenHe I'm sure ( no matter the ethnicity ) it's something we can ALL relate to , now that global inflation has increased since the war in Ukraine 🇺🇦 . Nice video . Respect from Australia . ♑️✍️🇳🇴🇦🇺
I am becoming my parent in that regard. When I go to the store, I am always saying "Every month it keeps getting more expensive"
I can't tell you how much I miss the Asian markets I used to shop at...they have everything!
Oh my Gosh, this is so funny I'm literally in stitches 🤣🤣 I've been so depressed for months, I haven't laughed this much for a long time. Thank you for the joy! 🌺🙏
3:58 - "Oranges grow on trees."
"And trees come out of the ground ,stuu-pid."
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Thats a good one
My mother's Korean. This happened a lot more then I'd want to admit. Including the passive-aggressive comments whenever I wanted to get a snack. My favorite was us at the checkout while she pretend to read the table of contents in the back of a bag of chips. "I think the bag has far more nutritional value then the chips inside." "Look at the sodium content. My son, the human jerky."
Mom, I miss you.
Reeee my parents are Chinese
Your mom has the best roasts.
Hmm. Potential collaboration with the Korean Vegan channel? 😄
Ya this story is not finished in my opinion, #weneedapartthree
Just another reason Steven is my favorite comedian/actor, his ideas are brilliant, thanks Steven.
Getting items from the back of the shelf makes sense. Stores use the FIFO (first in first out), so the newest stuff is at the back.
This is absolutely relatable lmao
how’d u post seven days ago if the video was released today? i’m so confused
Dang nice PFP
Fr
@@king.tangerine think there’s a way for people to watch early if they pay something
Especially the queue part. My father isnt asian but he always sent us to line up while he went to get 1 more item, while we had no way to pay if we arrieved to the cashier. Or even worse while in the line with like 1 or 2 people ahead of us max. Leave to go fetch something he forgot
Steven never ceases to make my day. When my day is lacking flavour, what better way to fix it than adding FAILURE
Probably you need some MSG for your life.😂
@@chenfang3080 Fuiyoh!
and a tinge of disappointment
ok this is so so so true. styed in china for 7 years. and most of the things are on the floor, stalls are on the sidewalk, meat is hanging in the windows. and the calculation bit is on point. so much so that I carried that habit with me to my home country
Tbh, he walked exactly how my dad walks😂😂😂😂
I love how Steven's Dad first instinct after trying out the pan was to see if it can be used as a weapon
The fact that he was in public and embarrassing him self.
RESPECT, ALSO BEST ASIAN.
Edit: Yes he has done more embarrassing things in his life ( Congrats on 6M subs. )
haha It was quite embarrassing
@@StevenHe and brave also
@@StevenHe it's NYC, it's probably not even the weirdest thing they saw that day
@@StevenHe you did great out there
@@StevenHe do you speak fluent Chinese cuz I heard everything you said
That sponsor did NOT age well lmfao
How he said its a novelty gift u dult
people say it's not a scam but it def was misleading. it sounds like you get a mini plot of land. that's the gag. BUT, no dice. i give that sponser a thumbs down. (the tree planting was nice, but still)
Yea, pretty cringe. Even he just said something about having a plot of land and maybe you can get a plot next to him but that’s literally not true. Is there a plot of land? Yes. But that land doesn’t belong to you, so why do they say it does!? Very misleading.
And this is why you shouldn't believe a youtuber without proof
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Why? Because it’s a scam. What they say isn’t true. Someone manipulating you to give them money under false pretenses is pretty much the definition of a scam. Even if it was a misunderstanding by the content creators, the fact that nobody from ET came out to correct them makes it a scam.
THIS IS SO RELATABLE, IT HURTS!!!
The way Steven's dad calculated the price of the grocery item was lol 😂
He is lit
Totally agree!! I am not Asian, but I do this as well - except I have never tried to do it for each LEAF in a plant!!
When Steven's dad said "go get the queue." It's me and always get panicked when my mom literally took an eternity to come back 😭
One time my mom took so long to come to the line, IN A STORE SMALLER THAN A LIVING ROOM, I had to let three people in front of me. T_T I know where my anxiety started, my parents lolol
This is just so relatable and accurate in so many ways.
I use to love going to the Asian market and little China town when I lived in Philly.
"This so spicy, it make you forget how much of a failure you are."
- Steven He, famous quote of the millenia
The last part got me... Mom said, "Wait for me i'll be back in a sec" ... it literally feels forever with all the people staring at me🤣Love your videos Lord He
I love your videos.
About frozen, true, get it in the back.
I worked in retail n some customers couldn't pay frozen so we had to take it back. But being busy, it would sit in carts for some time before we take it back, in freezers, in the front.. Also front frozen foods in the front gets more exposure from the door opening n closing
Steven's Dad's knowledge is more than we can ever get close to
The entrance...is smaller...than the exit...
THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
I died. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funniest part of the jokes is it's true. I couldn't believe the entrance was tiny
@@StevenHe More people leave than more enter, that's because they clone people in the basement to get more customers
I didn't understand that part. Why is it better?
"You always wanted to go to sea World, there you go" 💀
"Rich in Vitamin F for failure"
💀😂
Yakult is extremely popular in Brazil too. Here in the US I find them in the frozen section at Asian supermarkets
omg this is brilliant. i must binge watch your videos now :)
Steven being more consistent than my grades
HAAAA thank you
1:15 he’s doing rocket science just to say “to expensive”
The rice one is the best, that's the most relatable for me.
Giant sack of rice or my mother look at me like a failure.
THE GO WAIT IN THE QUEUE WHILE I QUICKLY GET SOMETHING OMG SO TRUE. honestly still have leftover anxiety from when my parents did this to me, and once i actually had to wait for them after all the items had been scanned, so that we could pay 😭😭
I went to sleep and you just became a lord overnight💀
Yes, Scotland recently harvested 14 million trees...to install windmills.
@@michellebarnhill5130 thats not alot of trees. thats like 5km x 5km (3miles x 3miles) squre of a proper rainforest. and thousands of square km are being cut down constantly. around 7 000 000 000 trees are cut down every YEAR. that would mean if scotland cuts down those 14mil every year, it would account for 0.2% of global tree cutting. so what tf is your point.
@@nikoheino3927 Scotland is pretty small. Compare total sq. Miles available of forested lands.
HA
It's a scam. 1. Scotland doesn't actually recognize you as a Lord.
2. The website always has a 80% "sale" to try and get impulse buys and make it seem legit/valuable.
3. Scotland per a 2012 act doesn't actually acknowledge the land you "buy" as yours so they can keep reselling the same plot over and over and give you a bs plot number.
4. They don't plant the trees themselves on their land they donate to a tree planting charity and use vague words to make it seem they plant them themselves. So the amount you pay you could have just donated directly to plant WAY more trees.
So to recap.
1. They don't actually sell lordship.
2. They don't actually sell a plot of land.
3. They aren't even all that great for the environment because for the same money you could donate to plant WAY more trees directly.
So a scam on all fronts. And I don't know if Steven knew but he did advertise it to his trusting fan base.
You know a Asian store is legit when it has the wet cardboard on the floor, the orange price, fish next to frying pan, and the grey duck tape on the floor
WET CARDBOARD ON THE FLOOR😂😂😂 I didn’t even realize before you said, these are in every grocery store
@@StevenHe 😂
Bro thanks for your videos they always cheer me up😁
Did I see a shortened or edited version...cuz most of the stuff I saw in the comments I didn't see in the video. Even so, I laughed out loud like for real for real!!
1:33
I was actually hoping he'd do that
"Lao gan ma, made of Chinese parents's hopes and dreams"
I think I busted a gut
I absolutely love yoyr Channel the only u tube videos that actually make me laugh keep on killing it brother
Wow- so very hilarious!!! Thank you! I'm bouncing your vids- I just need to watch them all!
"They're so spicy and make you forget how much of a failure you are"
I'll take your entire stock
haha
0:55 makes me think on how I’m so broke I go to petsmart and stare at the fish and call it “going to the aquarium for cheap”
Genius hilarious lead in to the commercial. Love it.
"You never need to drink water again" killed me completely XD hahahahahah
1:43 I love this very much
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I'm Chinese and it tastes so good
Older siblings have to have their own money because we can’t buy it because it’s too expensive but when younger siblings ask u can buy the whole company
ah, another lovely skit~ the fact stephen practiced swinging down the skillet had me dying. and im so tired right now, i almost typed skittle instead of skillet XD
i like this improv esque style
With the “always pick things from the back row”, my kids literally rolled on the ground laughing, screaming “mom that’s YOU!!!” 😂😂😂
I used to do this too until I stocked at 3 different grocery stores and TBH crews just stock they do not rotate or pull forward the older stock, people buy it too much of just about everything for things to actually go bad in store, and we are on a crunch to finish stocking said load before the morning. You would be surprised on what is not rotated
@@nickys5578 your message is EMOTIONAL DAMAGE to me… but thank you!
I used to go to the one nearest to me with my parents, but due to the pandemic, they have recently closed. When I first heard it had closed I was so sad. I had a lot of memories there. In addition to 老干妈 we also used to get 生抽和老抽, since was like a staple in my house. We would cook close to everything with it.
OF COURSE! My grandma only needed those 3 ingredients hahah
There was a wonderful baked goods shop in Chinatown in Oakland, Ca. I would go there frequently and yet I would frequently have to keep walking until I found it. It was on a specific corner, yet sometimes I had trouble figuring out which corner it was. Unfortunately, it's no longer there and I cried so hard. What I really loved from there was their coconut buns. I would end up getting them for people at work because they also loved them. Those were the good old days.
Man I cracked up with the seaworld part! 🤣😂🤣
That "go line up i'll be with you in a sec" thing is the horror of my childhood! Lining up at the cashier with no money, a lot of people lining behind making you nervous, and your parent back at 2 SECONDS before the cashier read the total. All you can think while lining the whole time was "how am I going to pay this all if they come late???"
Jewish people do this too at the kosher supermarket! So many childhood memories of shy me in an absolute panic left on line wondering what the hell I would do if it was my turn to pay before my parents came back from getting “just one more thing.”
Glad to see that I’m not alone. This gave me anxiety attack. Absolutely hated it
The anxiety of the waiting in line when "one more thing" was being looked for was real.
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Laoganma had me laughed so hard 😂I cannot survive without it
I just recently came across your videos and HAVE to watch and wheeze for at least a half hour! 🙃 I am a Lady of Scotland but I think I may need to be titled again now. 😊 Thank you for all the joy you share. 🦇🖤🦇
2:40 "There are 2 kinds of people, people who like to flex and liars everyone likes to flex" LOL
3:52
Steven Father: "Look, these oranges so fresh they probably came out the ground this morning."
Steven: "Uh, oranges grows on trees."
Steven Father: "And where do trees grow from? .. Stuupid."
Steven: "Whatever .. those look more like tangerines anyway"
Steven Father: .. proceeds to throw an ORANGE at Steven.
😭😭😭
The funniest part was when someone asked him if he was Ronny Chieng! 😂😂😂😂 If I ever see Ronny Chieng I'm going to ask him if he's Stephen He. 🤣🤣🤣
I love the Kerbal Space Program assembly building background music you have playing.
I’m not Asian but parents going “always grab the one in the back” hits too close to home 😭✋
I do that not my parents 😢😭
My parents grab the first one I get the back one 😢
Testing out the pan. Practicing cooking. Practicing using it as a weapon. 😂
You are very entertaining. Thank you for great videos 😃
Love the pun! 0:42
"HE" eventually found the store
I was wondering if that was intentional lmao
“These oranges are so fresh they probably came out the ground this morning!” 😂
That look after he got told they grow on trees had me laughing good, pretty much the whole video did, great stuff XD