THE MOST SATISFYING GAME EVER MADE | PowerWash Simulator - Part 1

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  • PowerWash Simulator scratches a satisfying itch I never knew I had!
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  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Před 2 lety +4149

    "Honey, lets never hire this power washer ever again."
    "But why? He did a great job. The garden looks beautiful."
    "Yeah but I have been watching him work and he enjoyed washing it more than any sane human being should! It was terrifying!"

    • @Thedude9812
      @Thedude9812 Před 2 lety +60

      Underrated comment 👌

    • @maxcollins6959
      @maxcollins6959 Před 2 lety +61

      I nearly snorted soda out of my nose when I read this comment, thank you

    • @guttedcandi7230
      @guttedcandi7230 Před 2 lety +138

      "He was moaning way too much"

    • @saltyboi7539
      @saltyboi7539 Před 2 lety +68

      "He was jumping and everything it was so weird I don't know his background either"

    • @Voidlingstudiosofficial
      @Voidlingstudiosofficial Před 2 lety +15

      @@maxcollins6959 soo. Coke? You snorted coke out your nose

  • @NealStidham
    @NealStidham Před 2 lety +3442

    If Mark finds out you can hit Tab to see all the spots you've missed, he might end up playing this forever.

    • @lordcypher5889
      @lordcypher5889 Před 2 lety +126

      You mean he hasn't? This is gonna be painful.

    • @TSVStriFe
      @TSVStriFe Před 2 lety +27

      Next update they're going to make a change. If you click on an item on your tablet it'll show you which one it is.

    • @mikemanuel5405
      @mikemanuel5405 Před 2 lety +29

      you think he'll noticed the tab button to all missing spot he didnt washed

    • @averybondo3522
      @averybondo3522 Před 2 lety +33

      I saw that too and I was like.. Who's gonna tell him? :D Nah.. We better not lol

    • @huggablebears
      @huggablebears Před 2 lety +37

      and that he can rotate the nozzle

  • @CupcakeTheNightFury
    @CupcakeTheNightFury Před 2 lety +2682

    Imagine if the rover wasn't waterproof
    you spend years making a robot and sending it to a different planet, it survives the dangerous trip, and then just some random guy shows up out of nowhere with a hose and breaks it

    • @wildstarsful
      @wildstarsful Před 2 lety +98

      suddenly on mars, power washing, a rover that cannot handle water, yet appeared then disappeared after. Its perfect

    • @jpreaux76
      @jpreaux76 Před rokem +19

      Those dang martians.

    • @pinstripe4254
      @pinstripe4254 Před rokem +43

      Omg Mark is an scp who just pops up and starts washing stuff

    • @solsystem1342
      @solsystem1342 Před rokem +5

      It's fine, all of the water would boil before it hit the rover

    • @Carbohydrate630
      @Carbohydrate630 Před rokem +3

      @@solsystem1342 No it wouldn't?

  • @BlueJey
    @BlueJey Před 2 lety +5086

    "Get ready for a ten part series of this." He wasn't lying.

    • @janegarcia2695
      @janegarcia2695 Před 2 lety +10

      Yep

    • @legendpinoy
      @legendpinoy Před 2 lety +22

      @Mr. Thunderbolt wdym "huh" the punchline is right there

    • @RavynMad121
      @RavynMad121 Před 2 lety +15

      We’re almost there, just waiting on the next update and we’ll have the prophesied 10th ep.

    • @livelaughlovelev
      @livelaughlovelev Před 2 lety +2

      @@legendpinoy huh isnt always a question. same with hm

    • @keisui89
      @keisui89 Před 2 lety +1

      @@RavynMad121 still waiting :( considering its still being updated id hope he plays the new maps

  • @Merpybum
    @Merpybum Před 2 lety +5689

    If this was in VR then Mark would never leave his house again

    • @JTheCat
      @JTheCat Před 2 lety +239

      Until he got a chance to go into space.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +7

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear maer

    • @goldbomber3629
      @goldbomber3629 Před 2 lety +48

      Mark leaves his house?

    • @helendelisle8914
      @helendelisle8914 Před 2 lety +7

      Would’ve helped him quarantine early on.

    • @proffesionalweredog7426
      @proffesionalweredog7426 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AxxLAfriku youre annoying

  • @Emmipants
    @Emmipants Před 2 lety +525

    *"I BOUGHT A PRESSURE WASHER!"*
    "Shhhh!"
    _whispers_
    _"i bought a pressure washer"_
    "Wow"
    "Are you excited?"
    "Sure"

  • @pakalupapito5578
    @pakalupapito5578 Před 2 lety +859

    mark being this excited about powerwashing a rover on mars sounds like the most markiplier thing ever.

  • @gracel8874
    @gracel8874 Před 2 lety +1206

    “Our ancestors must’ve used power washers”
    Ancestors: *peeing vigorously on random items* :D power wash

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper Před 2 lety +26

      Funny thing is this is an actual fact

    • @MicaelaB.
      @MicaelaB. Před 2 lety +5

      @@electric_creeper Wait… you’re… you’re serious? … please tell me you’re joking …

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper Před 2 lety +45

      @@MicaelaB.
      Pee contains ammonia which is also found on cleaning agents, and that discovery led to pee detergents in 1800s before good ol' Mr Clean was born

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus Před 2 lety +16

      Kind of yes, But Chemical Wash (legit), rather than pressure
      Ever heard of the old thing of pissing on open wounds (and how that was like a good thing to do?) ... Clean! (ish)

    • @mickymcnoobster1214
      @mickymcnoobster1214 Před rokem +1

      @@electric_creeper nerd

  • @gravityshark991
    @gravityshark991 Před 2 lety +7186

    im just imagining lixian receiving like 5 hours of footage with the file name “powerwash simulator” and just mumbling to himself “this is it, he’s finally gone off the deep end”

    • @RosheenQuynh
      @RosheenQuynh Před 2 lety +60

      ROFL

    • @spider7396
      @spider7396 Před 2 lety +112

      *sweats nervously* ah, is..is that the bar for falling off the deep end? Because I’m all good I’d never

    • @EnsignLovell
      @EnsignLovell Před 2 lety +27

      Imagine if he done 2 more houses.

    • @yharon8243
      @yharon8243 Před 2 lety +13

      I can't breathe-

    • @tricckk2976
      @tricckk2976 Před 2 lety +6

      😭😭😭😭😭

  • @DarkLightGaming117
    @DarkLightGaming117 Před 2 lety +3127

    "I've never been particularly completionist about anything"
    FNAF Series: "are we a joke to you?"

    • @AngelBeast_Studios
      @AngelBeast_Studios Před 2 lety +9

      Your right

    • @ScientistCat
      @ScientistCat Před 2 lety +2

      I literally just typed that and was about to submit it

    • @DarkLightGaming117
      @DarkLightGaming117 Před 2 lety +39

      @@ScientistCat it's funny because Mark is normally not completionist about most stuff. He plays it. Enjoys it. And moves on. But a few games he's gotten very passionate and completionist about. I think it was just a off the cuff remark but I found it funny to remark on is all lol.

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark Před 2 lety +6

      He is the king though

    • @banned-account
      @banned-account Před 2 lety +4

      @@AngelBeast_Studios No, your other right.

  • @thatoneshepherd
    @thatoneshepherd Před rokem +252

    0:34 one of my favorite things ever is when people do that lil laugh or yell whenever they’re just super happy like just seeing mark gush over being on mars gave me such a huge smile

  • @cavemanstan6161
    @cavemanstan6161 Před 2 lety +167

    Months later the phrase: “It really does it a good jobly,” still has me rolling.

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo Před 2 lety +1517

    Mark: "Could powerwashing be a career?"
    Me, a professional detailer: "Yeah...it can be..."

    • @sapphireclawe
      @sapphireclawe Před 2 lety +53

      As a former car wash employee: depends on if you got hired full time or minimum wage part time... and your bosses.

    • @chrisarbour
      @chrisarbour Před 2 lety +10

      @@sapphireclawe that's any job. Yours hours, money, coworkers and bosses can make it so different.

    • @MrRedsjack
      @MrRedsjack Před 2 lety +9

      @@sapphireclawe it's god damn power washing. You don't need a boss and coworkers.
      Be your own boss. That's the only way it is satisfying.

    • @sapphireclawe
      @sapphireclawe Před 2 lety +9

      @@chrisarbour Oh yeah, point being "be careful because the boss you wind up with may pull illegal shit because they want to save money" (happened to me at car wash job).

    • @sapphireclawe
      @sapphireclawe Před 2 lety +13

      @@MrRedsjack If you don't own a power washer, then you power wash at a car wash or something. Not everyone is that rich or able to power wash daily 8 hours a day excluding weekends.

  • @Potoaster
    @Potoaster Před 2 lety +2042

    Mark during [REDACTED]: power washing, really Ethan?
    Mark now:

    • @NODnuke45
      @NODnuke45 Před 2 lety +68

      Power washing is a hell of a druuug...

    • @vigorouslethargy
      @vigorouslethargy Před 2 lety +81

      Put another one in the win column for Eef.

    • @theyellowzombie4277
      @theyellowzombie4277 Před 2 lety +58

      [REDACTED] was my favorite channel loved that they uploaded daily

    • @screamcow_
      @screamcow_ Před 2 lety +33

      That's what I was thinking lol, Ethan was like bouncing off the walls for power washing and Mark was just like, "yeah it's cool ig"

    • @ravensrealm1170
      @ravensrealm1170 Před 2 lety +22

      @@theyellowzombie4277 ikk, the time worked out perfectly where every day the second i got out of school they'd upload, those were the times

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren Před 2 lety +783

    Markiplier made me get the game. Needless to say I wasn't disappointed and yes it is satisfying as hell. Thanks Mark!

  • @personwhowatchesvideos9163
    @personwhowatchesvideos9163 Před rokem +155

    "Get ready for like a 10 part series"
    "I'm probably going to have to clean a haunted house at one point"
    I've only gotten to the middle of this video, but he seems to be predicting a lot.

  • @junifijuni1
    @junifijuni1 Před 2 lety +2466

    "This could be a ten-part series."
    Promise? Please?!?!?!

    • @CaWolfie258
      @CaWolfie258 Před 2 lety +14

      Nice copy and paste lol

    • @animersdxd2433
      @animersdxd2433 Před 2 lety +2

      @@CaWolfie258 hahahahahahahha

    • @CaWolfie258
      @CaWolfie258 Před 2 lety

      @@animersdxd2433 ahhahahahshahahahahahahhahahahahahshshahahshsahahahahhaH

    • @damasuz225
      @damasuz225 Před 2 lety

      Markiplier content sucks mine is better

    • @acer8123
      @acer8123 Před 2 lety +52

      @@damasuz225 You put those words back in your mouth before I powerwash your soul right out of your body.

  • @lauren9131
    @lauren9131 Před 2 lety +907

    whenever mark says "oh yeah" to himself literally all I can hear is kronk

    • @Parlisko
      @Parlisko Před 2 lety +63

      Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

    • @temmiemew
      @temmiemew Před 2 lety +20

      They sound wayyyyyy too similar

    • @avillainous9721
      @avillainous9721 Před 2 lety +7

      Y e s

    • @millie7928
      @millie7928 Před 2 lety +3

      I was looking for this comment

    • @Creepo_J
      @Creepo_J Před 2 lety +4

      @@temmiemew
      It's because he is kronk

  • @madisonburton8407
    @madisonburton8407 Před rokem +73

    The time lapse of me cleaning that backyard was so funny because you just see this giant pause of me squatting under that patio table trying to figure out where the hell the dirt I’m missing is, and it just looks like my character is having some kind of existential crisis

  • @rabalex9372
    @rabalex9372 Před 2 lety +91

    "Get ready for a ten-part series." A man of his word.

  • @khaki4493
    @khaki4493 Před 2 lety +913

    mark: get ready for this to be a 10 part series
    the entire audience: go ahead.

  • @nachonathan8334
    @nachonathan8334 Před 2 lety +4057

    Mark: “I’ve never been happier in my life.”
    Mark: *saw Ethan using a power washer before*

    • @M0rbidCuriositea
      @M0rbidCuriositea Před 2 lety +210

      But not on Maaaaaars!

    • @MrFabulousPlays19
      @MrFabulousPlays19 Před 2 lety +44

      And he wasn’t even satisfied about it back then lol

    • @caite3693
      @caite3693 Před 2 lety +23

      Unless Ethan was on mars then you are wrong mr. nacho

    • @qqwerty659
      @qqwerty659 Před 2 lety +34

      This information is Redacted

    • @emyron1843
      @emyron1843 Před 2 lety +33

      what are you talking about? That never happened

  • @wesleypatterson2989
    @wesleypatterson2989 Před 2 lety +136

    Her: "I have a daddy kink"
    Me, trying to impress her: *shows her how well I play Power Washing Simulator*

  • @merry_lovely5260
    @merry_lovely5260 Před rokem +46

    “Dad, what’s that man doing to our cat?”
    “Just look away Susie… look away…”

  • @narryatlas766
    @narryatlas766 Před 2 lety +1562

    "On the [REDACTED] channel."
    *_in the distance a chorus of cries from UA fans sound_*

  • @orcagoz2419
    @orcagoz2419 Před 2 lety +91

    "Get ready for a 10 part series of this."
    (11 parts later: "Hi, my name is markiplier..."

  • @sunnyneonraye1459
    @sunnyneonraye1459 Před rokem +59

    This is the episode that solidified to me that Mark has some major ADD behaviors.
    But also this is super soothing.
    "Red and green are for fools!"
    "I am back on the train that a true master uses ALL tools at their disposal!" Repeat ad infinitum.

    • @mambleino8456
      @mambleino8456 Před 11 měsíci +3

      hes been diagnosed with ADHD, so yes he does have some major ADD behaviors 😂

  • @wonder2002
    @wonder2002 Před 2 lety +41557

    "Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." Honestly, would not mind that

  • @DoctorBright
    @DoctorBright Před 2 lety +810

    "This is why I hate video games, they appeal to the male fantasy"
    The male fantasy:

    • @dianas7549
      @dianas7549 Před 2 lety +15

      ...
      This comment deserves more likes...
      XD

    • @locke_ytb
      @locke_ytb Před 2 lety +7

      13:49 hehe

  • @PoisonedBerryAddict
    @PoisonedBerryAddict Před 2 lety +18

    "I don't see hatch..."
    "Hatch..."
    *"H* *a* *t* *c* *h* *..."*
    7:00

  • @ditzycup8140
    @ditzycup8140 Před 2 lety +16

    My dad not really being around often growing up, having an adult man like Mark that I felt I could look up to as a kid really filled a hole in my heart. Watching Mark easily cheers me up, even now that I’m older, when I’m having a hard time. I watch these videos when I’m having trouble falling asleep because hearing his voice puts me at ease now. And I know he’ll never know me, I’ll never know him, and he’ll never know just how much he’s done for me, but thank you Mark. ❤️

  • @slainlogix6153
    @slainlogix6153 Před 2 lety +420

    Few tips for mark:
    You can rotate the nozzle
    You can make the dirt glow by pressing tab allowing you to see it easier.

  • @NyxKnight_
    @NyxKnight_ Před 2 lety +646

    Mark: Today we're playing Power Wa-
    *see's mars rover*
    Mark: *starts geeking out*
    Me: Love it.

  • @greekgeek8284
    @greekgeek8284 Před 2 lety +53

    Maybe I’m biased, as someone who bleeds every month, but I truly do feel like power washing blood is a perfectly reasonable thing to want and not necessarily and indication of desire for people to be harmed

  • @ShinySahil
    @ShinySahil Před 2 lety +24

    "Get ready for a ten-part series on this game." he was right, we just got part 10

  • @ashe4387
    @ashe4387 Před 2 lety +747

    “I bought a pressure washer!
    “Shhhhh”
    “I bought a pressure washer”
    “Yeah, cool”
    “Are you excited?”
    “Sure!”

  • @alecLogan
    @alecLogan Před 2 lety +366

    “I have never been happier”
    Tactical Shovel: (collecting dust in a corner)

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 Před 2 lety +18

      Amy and Chica: *collecting dust in a corner*

    • @mwarren3372
      @mwarren3372 Před 2 lety +3

      tactical shoval sim when

    • @thetsubamehub2139
      @thetsubamehub2139 Před 2 lety +16

      SO HE CAN POWER WASH IT LATER! *HE’S A GENIUS!!!*

    • @icedsouls6773
      @icedsouls6773 Před 2 lety +1

      power washing time.

    • @icedsouls6773
      @icedsouls6773 Před 2 lety +1

      @Fred Brayan bet that’s where you’ll end up saying those idiotic things.

  • @JustaWatcher769
    @JustaWatcher769 Před měsícem +3

    2:17 "if there was a program for volunteers to go into space, with like 100% chance of dying, from death by space. I would be first in line if they needed free volunteers, or stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast"

  • @RavynMad121
    @RavynMad121 Před 2 lety +17

    I love how this early version of the game didn’t have the cat leaping away, and the whole mystery of the mayor’s missing cat isn’t a thing yet, so Mark has no way of knowing how special that sighting was XD

  • @SomeAdamGuy0
    @SomeAdamGuy0 Před 2 lety +2418

    Mark: "I yearn for the call of the water"
    * Subnautica memories *
    Mark again: "but not the ocean tho, screw that"

  • @mercy1894
    @mercy1894 Před 2 lety +3235

    2022 NASA: announcing any volunteers to clean items on mars.
    Markiplier: 🙋🏻🧽

    • @lillyandfriends7750
      @lillyandfriends7750 Před 2 lety +23

      -not- very funny

    • @mercy1894
      @mercy1894 Před 2 lety +31

      @@lillyandfriends7750 didnt ask

    • @jaseinight6386
      @jaseinight6386 Před 2 lety +58

      @@mercy1894 the not is crossed out so it supposed to be very funny

    • @mercy1894
      @mercy1894 Před 2 lety +20

      @@jaseinight6386 my phone version would not let me see that 😶

    • @kingcraft7015
      @kingcraft7015 Před 2 lety +16

      @@mercy1894 you have one sad phone

  • @seaburn40
    @seaburn40 Před 2 lety +7

    Man, watching someone else have their first experience with this game is amazing. I’ve already played every single level released so far. Both in career and free-play, as well as the extras/all the challenges. Love it.

  • @eloiseeloise5057
    @eloiseeloise5057 Před 2 lety +20

    "Universal cleaner works why would you use anything different?"
    Really?, Mark?
    The same reason you enjoy the experience when you use smaller nozzles, it's an *art* form.
    The meticulousness put in by the cleaner is beautiful, like a ballet performance. It is pure satisfaction through dedication to succeed, to clean. To power wash..

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking Před 2 lety +1

      I think he meant why would you use any other cleaner.

    • @eloiseeloise5057
      @eloiseeloise5057 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Interestking .... You just don't understand art....

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Před 2 lety +317

    Mark, three hours later: "Hey guys, I terraformed Mars! Turned out there was just a bit of rust on it; power washed it right off!'

  • @hdblackstudio
    @hdblackstudio Před 2 lety +637

    Markiplier: "I will go to Mars even if I die!"
    Amy: "Mark... We have to talk"
    Chica: *Sad woof noise*

    • @amibluez02
      @amibluez02 Před 2 lety

      *space is cool song intensifies*

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 2 lety

      He just wants to see if his body can handle it, come on man.

    • @mouse122809
      @mouse122809 Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks, glad I wasn't the only one.He never gave any thoughts how she might take that😢 his love for space (with 99% death ☠️) is greater than his love for her or chica...

  • @bootnoot8696
    @bootnoot8696 Před 2 lety +3

    I love power washing cats.
    The white nozzle removes the dirt.
    The green nozzle removes the fur.
    The orange nozzle removes the skin.
    The red nozzle removes the bone.
    The turbo nozzle removes the evidence.

  • @jonstarks7200
    @jonstarks7200 Před 4 měsíci +2

    23:27 As someone who recently power washed elk blood out of a truck bed, yes power washing blood is satisfying. And it also keeps people from bothering you at the car wash 😂

  • @tamerin.lee4198
    @tamerin.lee4198 Před 2 lety +426

    I CANT BELIEVE HE PLAYED THROUGH ALL THIS WITHOUT HIGHLIGHTING THE DIRT TO SEE WHAT HES MISSING😭😭😭

    • @tokimcbongrip8751
      @tokimcbongrip8751 Před 2 lety +78

      mark hates tutorials so he doesnt know you can do that yet lol, he will randomly stumble across that button and the one that rotates the head between vertical and horizontal

    • @tamerin.lee4198
      @tamerin.lee4198 Před 2 lety +3

      @@tokimcbongrip8751 lol I hope so🤣

    • @feqorac4687
      @feqorac4687 Před 2 lety +10

      or rotating the nozzle to vertical

    • @saltypizza2372
      @saltypizza2372 Před 2 lety +11

      It’s shows the controls on every loading screen so he will see it eventually

    • @pepmintmocha5327
      @pepmintmocha5327 Před 2 lety +28

      He played this game on yesterday’s member stream, he does know about the dirt button now but he doesn’t like it and thinks it’s cheating 😂

  • @walmartdisposibleplasticbag
    @walmartdisposibleplasticbag Před 2 lety +798

    Normal people when they first play a game: looks around
    Markliplier: has stroke

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 Před 2 lety +12

      that's the first step to every new game

    • @sezen2032
      @sezen2032 Před 2 lety +1

      Same goes to jay they both have stroke

    • @bIuefox
      @bIuefox Před 2 lety +2

      @Savetion ✈ 🏨 are you having a seizure do I need to call an ambulance

  • @Ever_2008_ARG
    @Ever_2008_ARG Před rokem +4

    18:56 "the ocean ain't the water's power"
    Tsunamis, rogue waves, hurricanes etc: are you sure about that

  • @Tabi-Kun
    @Tabi-Kun Před 2 lety +9

    8 months ago, this masterpiece of a series started, and ended one month later… so now I’m gonna rewatch it all!

  • @Thetravelingmonke
    @Thetravelingmonke Před 2 lety +4260

    Fun. Fact: pressure washing can actually cut skin if sprayed at someone with very high pressure so those birds are probably dead

  • @pyroph0bic139
    @pyroph0bic139 Před 2 lety +674

    Instead of trying to find minuscule pieces of dirt in the middle of the floor or on the corner of the wall, you should press the TAB button (it will show you where all the dirt is). You should also try pressing the R button because it will turn the power washer vertical instead of the normal horizontal.

    • @paradoxikalparalysis
      @paradoxikalparalysis Před 2 lety +24

      Hero.

    • @theoriginalfurbyqueen
      @theoriginalfurbyqueen Před 2 lety +1

      When he said that he wished he could see what was left I was like yes, if only there was a button you could push. Lol it's killing me

  • @redspike42
    @redspike42 Před rokem +11

    at 8:10 when he stopped, my screen started loading like it was perfectly timed🤣🤣

  • @robertfrank16
    @robertfrank16 Před rokem +2

    Mark sees the Perserverance Rover:
    🎶SPACE IS SO COOOOOOL, SO COOOOOL!🎶

  • @coolmarioland100robloxmine5
    @coolmarioland100robloxmine5 Před 2 lety +900

    Just imagine him cleaning Dimitrescus Castle with that thing

  • @Feuryy
    @Feuryy Před 2 lety +869

    Mark: “Get ready for a ten part series on this game”
    Me: I’m completely okay with that :)

  • @zoeybow6897
    @zoeybow6897 Před rokem +24

    *Mark:* "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal, doesn't just relegate one tool for the job"
    *Me:* "And yet not that long ago he was talking about how it would be better if he had the turbo nozzle"

  • @septiccomics0968
    @septiccomics0968 Před 2 lety +2

    There are four things in this universe Mark simps for: Amy, space, power washing, and of course Lady Dimitrescu

  • @ImOlCraig
    @ImOlCraig Před 2 lety +405

    "If there was a volunteer program to colonize Mars, I'd go."
    There.... there is one....

    • @jacobknox750
      @jacobknox750 Před 2 lety +32

      I came to the comments to say something along the lines of "soooo... who's going to tell him?"

    • @anger_issues8419
      @anger_issues8419 Před 2 lety +23

      That is so cooool, soo cooool. My computer cant handle the ?rendering?

    • @Milfzwelcome
      @Milfzwelcome Před 2 lety +1

      @@anger_issues8419 I was just thinking about that song 😩👊

  • @day9811
    @day9811 Před 2 lety +804

    Mark: "I've never been this meticulous about a game-"
    Me: *flashbacks to House Flipper*

    • @liv_hann
      @liv_hann Před 2 lety +2

      how do u get that heart?

    • @RealValkor
      @RealValkor Před 2 lety +6

      @@liv_hann he's a member of the channel.

    • @amonque
      @amonque Před 2 lety +4

      @@liv_hann just have to be a member

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 2 lety +6

      I wish he’d continue that series

    • @iaml2348
      @iaml2348 Před 2 lety +2

      @@liv_hann pay

  • @AJAngelBug
    @AJAngelBug Před rokem +2

    18:51 Mark: the ocean can go to hell
    2:14 Also Mark: * would fist fight god for the first ticket to Mars *

  • @Casioli-Ravioli
    @Casioli-Ravioli Před 2 lety +4

    “Guys get ready for a 10-part series”
    There’s actually ten episodes in the playlist 😂

  • @mordecaijr93
    @mordecaijr93 Před 2 lety +630

    Mark : “get ready for a 10 part series on this game”
    watch as this man as much as he loves this game.... never comes back to it ever again.

    • @artenthusiastae7196
      @artenthusiastae7196 Před 2 lety +15

      @Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó Why is a bot leaving an intelligible comment

    • @name_unkn0wn
      @name_unkn0wn Před 2 lety +9

      @Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó why does your brain think you get ACTUAL good attention for your pfp.

    • @SukiHayashiGaming
      @SukiHayashiGaming Před 2 lety +11

      He already has 4 episodes recorded

    • @mordecaijr93
      @mordecaijr93 Před 2 lety

      @@SukiHayashiGaming I request to know how you know this for sure.

    • @SukiHayashiGaming
      @SukiHayashiGaming Před 2 lety

      @@mordecaijr93 because I'm a MMMMMember

  • @jondill330
    @jondill330 Před 2 lety +1689

    I feel bad for Mark's concentration, His ADHD didn't even allow him to finish his intro without jumping to mars.

    • @damasuz225
      @damasuz225 Před 2 lety +2

      Markiplier content sucks mine is better

    • @melissahepburn8343
      @melissahepburn8343 Před 2 lety +123

      @@damasuz225 shut up just because people like me have ADHD doesn't mean that they suck also hes been a youtuber for like 9 years

    • @rat.4783
      @rat.4783 Před 2 lety +73

      @@damasuz225 lol okay Timmy

    • @ebelinaaguirre7005
      @ebelinaaguirre7005 Před 2 lety +54

      @@damasuz225 Sorry, what? I think not 😌. Also, I hope you’re just playing other wise just hush and say nice things.

    • @damasuz225
      @damasuz225 Před 2 lety

      @@ebelinaaguirre7005 stfu it’s better

  • @sundayzzzzz
    @sundayzzzzz Před 2 lety +2

    imagine going to Mars and just see some man with no space suit just being so happy to clean on mars

  • @theelitecreeper581
    @theelitecreeper581 Před 8 měsíci +3

    "Are you the voices in my head I need to ignore or something more concerning?" gets me every time

  • @AirLight1646
    @AirLight1646 Před 2 lety +887

    Mark: “Imagine power washing blood. That’d be so satisfying.”
    Later: *Mark proceeds to violently shoot his power washer at a helpless cat*
    Even later: “The birds are still alive in there, I gotta drown them out!”

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 2 lety +3

      @George Washington no

    • @Ahrpigi
      @Ahrpigi Před 2 lety +5

      @@AirLight1646 Memento Mori

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Ahrpigi memento mori my friend

    • @rileyandrews8520
      @rileyandrews8520 Před 2 lety +4

      @@AirLight1646 I'm glad people remember that

    • @Bruh-nr7ci
      @Bruh-nr7ci Před 2 lety +5

      @@rileyandrews8520
      It's kinda hard to forget since it went on for a whole year
      Memento Mori

  • @spiritbuddy5208
    @spiritbuddy5208 Před 2 lety +460

    Mark: It’s like it wasn’t abused like some horrible van I know
    The barrel: Father…

    • @carlygrass4480
      @carlygrass4480 Před 2 lety +18

      why have you betrayed me father

    • @unfunnykhoi5913
      @unfunnykhoi5913 Před 2 lety +17

      Ah yes. That video from [REDACTED]

    • @the.muffin
      @the.muffin Před 2 lety +9

      @@unfunnykhoi5913 ah yes [redacted]

    • @deadbear2699
      @deadbear2699 Před 2 lety +9

      @@unfunnykhoi5913 gotta love them [REDACTED] videos

    • @autumn0-032
      @autumn0-032 Před 2 lety +9

      it’s almost like he made said van a song

  • @thedogs6294
    @thedogs6294 Před 2 lety +3

    power washing irl: so boring
    power washing in this game: I WILL GET EVERY SUBATOMIC PARTICLE OFF OF WHAT I'M CLEANING

  • @DarthFennec
    @DarthFennec Před 2 lety +592

    Mark: "A true master uses all the tools at their disposal."
    Mark later: "White and green are for fools, yellow and red are the only tools you need."

    • @georage1982
      @georage1982 Před 2 lety +23

      A bit after he’s like IM A FOOL I SHOULD USE ALL TOOLS

  • @azarinevil
    @azarinevil Před 2 lety +389

    Mark: Is power washing a career?
    Me, having been a power washer: Yeah, but the pay usually sucks

    • @greenninja9330
      @greenninja9330 Před 2 lety +7

      How was being a machine that sprays water

    • @theomiller3900
      @theomiller3900 Před 2 lety

      it must be satisfying tho

    • @scottwilliams1925
      @scottwilliams1925 Před 2 lety

      the pay doesnt suck lol i make 50k a year pressure washing kitchen exhaust system

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 Před 2 lety +1

      @@scottwilliams1925 I guess it depends on the area and job. It's kind of cool how varied things are :)

    • @MynicknameisViolet
      @MynicknameisViolet Před 2 lety

      It's also a sport

  • @mewhen4210
    @mewhen4210 Před měsícem +3

    this is probably one of the only youtube videos that i havent skipped 10 seconds on

  • @tavinosieczanek6244
    @tavinosieczanek6244 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I love how mark instantly pressure washes perseverance

  • @PurpleDropsOnRoses
    @PurpleDropsOnRoses Před 2 lety +2304

    Alternate Title: “Mark is your dad for 36 minutes straight”

    • @Softpaw1996
      @Softpaw1996 Před 2 lety +15

      disgusting considering the part about "getting in there"...

    • @PurpleDropsOnRoses
      @PurpleDropsOnRoses Před 2 lety +46

      @@Softpaw1996 oh, no wait, no. I take it back! that’s not- that’s not what I meant (T^T)

    • @micks5684
      @micks5684 Před 2 lety +20

      hehe! definitely! getting all focused and determined to clean everything >.

    • @multiminer472
      @multiminer472 Před 2 lety +9

      “SOMEDAY ILL BE ON YOU!” oh god this comment is so innacurate

    • @PurpleDropsOnRoses
      @PurpleDropsOnRoses Před 2 lety +38

      @@multiminer472 yall i just meant dads are obsessed with power tools and the proper way to use them I SWEAR 😭😭😭

  • @xprincessxbreyennax4544
    @xprincessxbreyennax4544 Před 2 lety +363

    All I can think about is Mark's lack of enthusiasm when Eef was playing with the power washer on [R.E.D.A.C.T.E.D]

    • @angelskyy6574
      @angelskyy6574 Před 2 lety +13

      Fr ☠️
      The whole video he was like: 😐

  • @autowewawoi2050
    @autowewawoi2050 Před rokem +2

    I now have plans to rewatch this series every year

  • @Wayhoo
    @Wayhoo Před 25 dny +2

    The prophechy has come true.. a 10 part series

  • @p4ncaikz
    @p4ncaikz Před 2 lety +422

    Mark: mentions [REDACTED]
    [REDACTED FANS]: *quiet sobbing*

    • @jaypab
      @jaypab Před 2 lety +15

      Momento mori

    • @rileyberry3885
      @rileyberry3885 Před 2 lety +4

      Never forget

    • @Una_Ridlow
      @Una_Ridlow Před 2 lety +1

      WAIT WHEN DOES HE MENTION

    • @ayaso_fia
      @ayaso_fia Před 2 lety +1

      @@Una_Ridlow 2:39 i believe

    • @githane
      @githane Před 2 lety

      Yup. Very true. They need to do a power washing video. Put it to use!

  • @whitegoliath2557
    @whitegoliath2557 Před 2 lety +354

    Sir My son is drowning please save him
    Mark: *"Well at least he's clean"*

  • @ajkamminga2224
    @ajkamminga2224 Před rokem +2

    When he starts yelling and making happy noises at the start he sounds like that fish at the start of the SpongeBob 2004 movie when he’s getting asked about his kids

  • @benking5706
    @benking5706 Před 2 lety +5

    Someone send all the time stamps of when Mark is satisfied.

  • @TheHiddenLettuce
    @TheHiddenLettuce Před 2 lety +298

    "i can power wash mars?"
    you can hear both the confusion and excitement in his voice from that one line

  • @chrow1564
    @chrow1564 Před 2 lety +234

    "I HAVE A PRESSURE WASHER MARK"
    "wow"
    "AREN'T YOU EXCITED?"

  • @user-gw3iq6lo9j
    @user-gw3iq6lo9j Před 10 měsíci +1

    My daughter and I watch your videos regularly, and subscribe to both Distractible and Go! We love this series in particular because when we turn it on, we are asleep in minutes!! This is so relaxing to listen to and watch. Thanks! It's better than any sleep aid out there.

  • @nannavesterskov412
    @nannavesterskov412 Před 11 měsíci

    Its been a while since I rewatched this series - Marks happy screams makes me smile, and I really need that right now.

  • @Marfybaby
    @Marfybaby Před 2 lety +520

    “You can’t powerwash a hole into the surface of Mars!”

    • @potatospeedwagon3994
      @potatospeedwagon3994 Před 2 lety +29

      Doomguy, having already purchased an industrial-strength power washer and hooked it up to the BFG-9000:
      * BFG Division intensifies *

    • @Ino_38
      @Ino_38 Před 2 lety +6

      The BFPW

    • @twitteryloki4415
      @twitteryloki4415 Před 2 lety +5

      Objective: power wash a whole into mars

    • @theratwhospits
      @theratwhospits Před 2 lety +2

      Objective: Blow A Hole Into Mars

    • @ademiravdic
      @ademiravdic Před 2 lety +1

      I understood that reference :D

  • @christiansample6009
    @christiansample6009 Před 2 lety +435

    "Get ready for a 10 part series." Mark, don't you tempt me with a good time

    • @dson1923
      @dson1923 Před 2 lety +7

      Don't threaten me with a good time - P!ATD

  • @user-iz2jx8du3p
    @user-iz2jx8du3p Před 2 lety +2

    “Get ready for a ten-part series of this game” : makes the 11th video

  • @benjaminraff7878
    @benjaminraff7878 Před rokem +2

    19:46 I though he was going to say "I'm dumb. Turns out you were right about two things, Dad."

  • @Triforcefilms
    @Triforcefilms Před 2 lety +19373

    I'd kill for this in VR with motion controls

  • @Travis-zu2by
    @Travis-zu2by Před 2 lety +332

    “I can power wash Mars?” Mark: *excited gamer noises*

    • @Dauniverse
      @Dauniverse Před 2 lety +6

      "You can't just power wash into the surface of Mars"

    • @emangillespie
      @emangillespie Před 2 lety +1

      Mark: :🎵_Oh thats soooo coooool_🎵

  • @tily2237
    @tily2237 Před 2 lety

    My favorite part of this video is just seeing this dude enjoy himself so much it was adorable and fun to watch

  • @sweetpotato3889
    @sweetpotato3889 Před rokem +1

    The fact that this series actually ended up being 10 parts is amazing

  • @biscustheprotogen5377
    @biscustheprotogen5377 Před 2 lety +131

    mark in unus annus "you bought a pressure washer? how boring"
    mark playing a pressure washer simulator "expect a 10 part series because i love this so much"

  • @mimira24
    @mimira24 Před 2 lety +595

    The fact that he quotes “I love space” is honestly wholesome, he remembered it :)

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 Před 2 lety +20

      Space is so coOoOoOoOol! So coOoOoOl!

    • @kaiacorndog9521
      @kaiacorndog9521 Před 2 lety +7

      @@ndt_dynamite2247 "my computer cant handle the rendering"

    • @s.b.4228
      @s.b.4228 Před 2 lety +1

      Oh that's so cooooolll so cooolll

    • @mysticflow467
      @mysticflow467 Před 2 lety

      what

    • @taintedmind6669
      @taintedmind6669 Před 2 lety

      @@mysticflow467 a song made from clips of mark talking, called Space is so Cool :)

  • @gracel8874
    @gracel8874 Před 2 lety

    Right now this series is the only thing I watch at night to calm my anxiety to sleep.. mark has been my favorite for years and years so happy that his content is still an escape for me ♥️

  • @ChisosNatal
    @ChisosNatal Před 5 měsíci +2

    0:01 DEEZ NUTS

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Před 2 lety +6427

    I love how he literally drops everything

  • @jobmeems365
    @jobmeems365 Před 2 lety +612

    Mark: “now back in the days we didn’t have a turbo nozzle cus we couldn’t afford it”