Not Giorno it’s more that before bread was sliced with knives, you simply had to tear off pieces. Bread also tended to be like fat baguettes instead of nice square loaves.
i think i MIGHT have a case of central heterochromia (different color around pupil, and pupil only), My eyes are a very bright greenish blue, in the center it looks as if the green has been removed and the blue got deeper, can someone tell me if this is heterochromia or not, i dont know-
Right? Those little jerks are so freaking annoying and I want to get something back other than xp when I kill them. Don't take that out of context I'm talking about minecraft bats
@@MossyBag Yes I would definitely slaughter and skin a bunch of bats sew their rotting flesh into a batman costume (and wear it) while eating my toasted bat burger
Person in reddit: Why would you make me read tha- Add: *AIR-WICK* Edit: Holy heck 100+ likes I’ve never gotten that much thanks guys for liking my bad humor XD
12:45 in the French original of "Little Red Riding Hood" the wolf murderd the grandma and did the forced naughtys with the child. The child escaped by telling the wolf that it had to poop and the wolf got shot by the hunter. The moral of that story is for adults: "Don't force yourself on children or you are going to get shot." Or my preferred version "If you force yourself on to a child commit to it, eat the poop!" Both would have prevented the wolf from getting shot if he listened to it.
TWO MONTHS IN AND ONLY 2 PEOPLE GET MY YU-GI-OH REFERENCE?! YOU'D ALL LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF IF I SAID IT WAS SLIFER THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LIKE SOME COMEDIC THIEF!
From what I received, you were having sex with your kidnapper and the kidnapper's wife/husband came in suddenly so you his in the closet for 5 years and when the kidnapper's wife/husband finally left the room after 5 years you came out? Hell of a story dude!
9:41 I tried to think of one but I came up with "The Hound of Music" so I think I made it better instead. I also like "The Music Fan" and "The Music Pan." Oh no, I just thought of a really awful one for Fiddler On the Roof...
Its 3AM, i was watching ezpz when i Heard my dad going up the stairs i quickly panicked but my headphones and my phone very loudly under the blanket, i had to fake sleep but i was scared because the cable from the headphones got tangled up around my neck, i was worried my dad would notice and when he entered my room he looked at me, he walked to the other side of the room and opened my window, And as He left i was left breathless as ive just survived the risk of getting grounded. As i layed back in relief i realized i have to sneak across the room to charge my phone. This comment was written before i snuck up to the phone charger. If my stealth will be good enough on the cracky Door, i Will be safe. And Now i feel the Urge of pee. I hope i Will survive this risky adventure. Goodnight.
did you survive If you did, you are my next victim You must suffer We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye *MUAHAHAHAHA*
I'm here from EmKay... Hooked, Lined and Reeled in. Hi, welcome to EmKay I'm _____ from Ez Pz Best cross over narration I've heard and here I am. Thank you
My eyes actually heavily change color off of lighting. Their default is Hazel, but they've been called blue, green, brown, black, even red once. Sometimes by people standing right next to each other, and sometimes in direct sunlight. It's something I've had looked into a lot in my life
4:36 Thanks for featuring me! I appreciate it! By the way, can someone help me escape prison? I snapped my brother's neck and got sentenced to 15 years.
4:23 my mind is blown the professor is Samurai jack so the the famous chemical X is Aku’s blood so the reason the power puff girls are not normal girls and have super powers is because they are half demons because of the blood inside of them but because girls are made with sugar spice and every thing nice the everything nice keeps them from Turning evil wow 🤯
Oh my god I was not expecting cougar to be here! Im a huge fan of his Godzilla dub Comics, so when i heard him say “Haha cursed, just like you ya two colored eye freak” in godzillas voice, i had a mini heartattack of excitement
He always mentions him being a freak with his heterochromia, when I'm here thinking it's absolutely beautiful and fascinating
Same
You know, the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the whole loaf in one go
Not Giorno it’s more that before bread was sliced with knives, you simply had to tear off pieces. Bread also tended to be like fat baguettes instead of nice square loaves.
woosh.
Jaroslava Safrova chill out mate, he's just clearing it up.
true
@@Tonatsi Why are you talking in past tense tho? It's not like this kind of bread is extinct or something
It hurt to hear him calling himself a freak because of his heterochromia...
I know! It’s such a rare sight to see but it’s so beautiful
I think it’s super cool.
i think i MIGHT have a case of central heterochromia (different color around pupil, and pupil only), My eyes are a very bright greenish blue, in the center it looks as if the green has been removed and the blue got deeper, can someone tell me if this is heterochromia or not, i dont know-
@@xxsleepy_lemn_xx9763 my best friend has a green eye and a brown eye, super cool.
@@treesimp6686 pretty sure, yeah
Being a chimera doesn't make u a freak, it makes u a hybrid. And that is freaking awesome!!
Ok Cougar keeps saying him having 2 different coloured eyes is cursed but I think heterochromia is really cool! I wish I had it lol
I have it actually, when i was a baby i had a brown and a light blue eye, but the blue one faded into hazel so theyre still just a tiny bit different
My friend has it! It looks amazing.
Cool
@@larcberger1559 does it affect your vision or anything?
Is it still heterochromia if one of your eyes is only have a different color?
Did he say fnaf as “nff”...
Nights Five Freddys confirmed?
Confirmed
I call it fnaf
Night with Five Freddies.
Night Five Freddy's is my favriot game
knife fights at freddys
0:34 This actually doesn't sound that bad. Singing in a choir is kinda fun, and it sounds like you get eternal youth too.
I like voice
I don’t
I like turtles
Gayhyyyyyy
"Wouldn't you like to know, WETHERBOI!" ahhahha
"Where are your parents?"
@@shyhunterg yeah
4:34
Whenever they snap a Kit Kat in an ad,it sounds amazing
Whenever they snap in infinity war, nothing is heard.
Really bat meat is a good idea, at least then they could do something!!
Right? Those little jerks are so freaking annoying and I want to get something back other than xp when I kill them. Don't take that out of context I'm talking about minecraft bats
You spend forever trying to kill it and you get basically nothing, and they are so goddamn loud and annoying
You can craft batman amor out of the meat
@@MossyBag Yes I would definitely slaughter and skin a bunch of bats sew their rotting flesh into a batman costume (and wear it) while eating my toasted bat burger
A bat's meat ...... Hmm sounds very small tho ngl
Me being stressed: hey let’s watch this
Me after: why did I do this.
Ohh you're talking about two girls on cup right?
Person in reddit: Why would you make me read tha-
Add: *AIR-WICK*
Edit: Holy heck 100+ likes I’ve never gotten that much thanks guys for liking my bad humor XD
As soon as i read this i got the same ad lol
Dude i was haunted by that i was just playing terraria and i sudden heard air wick is was so fucking scared btw i was not watching a video
DiegoF304
LMAO
Me too, man
K V
Uhm- Jeez Sorry I was tryna thank them cause I was surprised???
I always tought that the professor in powerpuffs girls was the samurai guy
Technically though the wolf in red riding hood was a reverse furry
it’s evolving, but backwards
A Skinny Or Fur-less
I want to hear the rest of your TED talk.
Continue.
Y god y
4:42 did......did he just say nff
Ye
"Where's the towercraft?" I'm reading some dark dark jokes
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EzPz: Magneto's puppet,
me, a man of culture: Ma'Gnet
12:45 in the French original of "Little Red Riding Hood" the wolf murderd the grandma and did the forced naughtys with the child. The child escaped by telling the wolf that it had to poop and the wolf got shot by the hunter.
The moral of that story is for adults:
"Don't force yourself on children or you are going to get shot."
Or my preferred version
"If you force yourself on to a child commit to it, eat the poop!"
Both would have prevented the wolf from getting shot if he listened to it.
9:02 I spent an hour laughing at this post
A-are people afraid of me..,
👁〰️👁its probably better that way
UwU hi again
No ther not UwU
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69Boi69 henlo
UwU henlo
1:57 my head forgets what a bullet feels like
My whole town forgot how life feels like
The whole world forget what healthy feels like.
I forgot what feeling is
Yes I know it's edgy, but it's true
Thumbnail. Me: (loads all those piercings into a shotgun shell)
Guy: no don’t do it
Let me one up "The Lion Kink" with "Diddler On The Roof"
How to fall down the stairs
Step 1:
Step 2:
Step 4:
Step 7:
Step 13:
I want to see the guy with the face full of metal go through an MRI.
I want to see the guy with the face full of metal go through a blast furnace
@@saikishanrepalle3793 and I want to see him in alive in his funeral
The best trigger is the one that puts you to sleep forever.
8:35 unscrew them, cover the holes so light doesnt go through, and listen to them scream and swear their apartment is haunted.
My grade 3 teacher was named Ms. Richards... should I be worried?
I've got two different eyes as well, and I'm glad to know someone else has them too
What happens when dora the explorer dies?
Boots eats her meat and she is added to the sponges bob intro
I am so glad that Dobby and Dabi are spelt differently, still I am traumatised
sorry uh I h o p e this gets buried in the comments but cougar sounds hot,, I love him
Congrats i used the newest comments first haha
Faux Fur hi
Let's get this comment to the top 😂
spam to boost this comment. ill start:
It's also a p*rn genre
This vid is busy helping me get through a all nighter, it is 1 am
Lightweight
All nighters are easy cause I have a fucked up sleep scheldule, I'm assuming its 2am now?
It was then my mom forced me to sleep
same, except it’s 4:40 am
6:03 I need that ketchup.
Same
2:07 an ad cut in perfect timing
Mr. Metal Face looks like he has Slifer the Sky Dragon in his deck.
TWO MONTHS IN AND ONLY 2 PEOPLE GET MY YU-GI-OH REFERENCE?! YOU'D ALL LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF IF I SAID IT WAS SLIFER THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LIKE SOME COMEDIC THIEF!
That thing about setting homeless man on Fire is in paladins too as Zhin’s “joke”
8:20 was not expecting the lord of the flashlight to be on this yt vid
Today is the day I come out of the closet..
FINNALY AFTER 5 YEARS I FINNALY GOT OUT OF MY KIDNAPPER'S CLOSET!!!
LOLL
Make sure to lock it behind you.
@@c0nfusedc0rvid o dont worry I will! Oh kidnapper... your turn in the closet......
From what I received, you were having sex with your kidnapper and the kidnapper's wife/husband came in suddenly so you his in the closet for 5 years and when the kidnapper's wife/husband finally left the room after 5 years you came out? Hell of a story dude!
9:41 I tried to think of one but I came up with "The Hound of Music" so I think I made it better instead.
I also like "The Music Fan" and "The Music Pan."
Oh no, I just thought of a really awful one for Fiddler On the Roof...
Fun Fact: We know nobody has watched half the video yet, stop commenting that and create some comment of value.
Yes. Thank you Matt From Wii Sports In Your Recommended
I do
@@Berilia he is better at me even at writing youtube comments and making sense!!!!
.
@@Berilia I thought your profile picture was cucumbers/watermelons, then I thought it was a chameleon's eyes.
I now realize it is two frogs.
I choked twice back to back after choking on my food
I can now dispense food and water from my nose
5:23 i was just on that post yesterday and saw that exact comment!🤯
Its 3AM, i was watching ezpz when i Heard my dad going up the stairs i quickly panicked but my headphones and my phone very loudly under the blanket, i had to fake sleep but i was scared because the cable from the headphones got tangled up around my neck, i was worried my dad would notice and when he entered my room he looked at me, he walked to the other side of the room and opened my window, And as He left i was left breathless as ive just survived the risk of getting grounded. As i layed back in relief i realized i have to sneak across the room to charge my phone. This comment was written before i snuck up to the phone charger. If my stealth will be good enough on the cracky Door, i Will be safe. And Now i feel the Urge of pee. I hope i Will survive this risky adventure. Goodnight.
did you survive
If you did, you are my next victim
You must suffer
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
*MUAHAHAHAHA*
grandma approved
thank you grandma
"Get back in your hole, Gramma!"
@@thelunchlady8276 oh shit
8:05 Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with
Me: *Welcome to the zoo.*
I think it’s really cool when people have to different colored eyes so they are not cursed
They're twins
I'm here from EmKay...
Hooked, Lined and Reeled in.
Hi, welcome to EmKay I'm _____ from Ez Pz
Best cross over narration I've heard and here I am.
Thank you
1:58 I forgot what having a dad feels like
I have a dad just a joke btw
I think two different eye colors are awesome
It’s called heterochromia
4:30 Where's the ghostcraft?
Ps:I'm talking about Malaysia flight 370
0:14 my eyes actually are different coloured
You freak
Jk
This is the guy who dubs those godzilla comics-
*O h*
9:58 I was eating/drinking too when that "came" up!!!
I just finished angels of death and I’m sad
But if the wolf in Red Riding Hood dressed as a human...
*Wouldn’t it be a reverse furry?
not first
but not last
i hope you all have a great day :D
Honest. I like it.
the last thing-
the last thing he said before the outro-
W H A T
Mnahmgert
@Sad cat ball r/ihadastroke
When you greet the dude of the thumbnail just say “sup metal face”
Bruh got the whole KitKat jingle wrong. It's actually: "Break me off a piece of that KitKat Bar!"
I literally got an add for lavender air freshener right at the end of the plant genitals one
Lol!
0:52 they just bind the puppies with a few bungie chords and hammer toss that shit like it's the Olympics
A strong neodymium magnet will pull his head off
My eyes actually heavily change color off of lighting. Their default is Hazel, but they've been called blue, green, brown, black, even red once. Sometimes by people standing right next to each other, and sometimes in direct sunlight. It's something I've had looked into a lot in my life
4:37 we literally have the exact same profile picture wtf
He isn't saying freak he is saying frick
0:57 of course it's filthy Frank!
> “want to see me skin a furby?”
> “I thought you said furry. I got exited for a second”
Me: 😳......*flattens ears*, *scared whine*
4:53
Me: sitting with my back against the wall
Me after hearing that: yo dude you alright-?
4:50 freaked me out and I kept looking behind me and I'm in my room alone
How do you greet him
Me:
WITH A TESLA COIL
Me:Wait I’ve been dead? Other person :always have been Me:haha you can’t shot me I’m dead
Honestly that had to be the iceberg that hit the titanic
“I’m flying jack”
(Starts choking)
8:12 That’s why I don’t go to zoos.
I'm not the only one afraid of moths?! Then why do I always get teased like it's so unnatural?
4:54 jokes on you im in front of a mirror
5:56 wow he looks ATTRACTIVE
I was drinking water and spat it out when the lion kink showed up
Oh sure. When my little brother shoots me in Call of Duty, it's a game. But when I do it back, it's first degree murder?
You sir either never bring up your fantasy again or jump of the ps2 bulding
4:36
Thanks for featuring me! I appreciate it!
By the way, can someone help me escape prison? I snapped my brother's neck and got sentenced to 15 years.
You have diferent colored eyes? That's not weird, that's awesome!
6:00 you greet him with a electricity
"Magneto's puppet"
me: *X-men flashbacks*
6:40 *so is a cucumber*
Looks like Mrs.Richards wasn’t getting payed enough
A fine addition to my collection
4:23 my mind is blown the professor is Samurai jack so the the famous chemical X is Aku’s blood so the reason the power puff girls are not normal girls and have super powers is because they are half demons because of the blood inside of them but because girls are made with sugar spice and every thing nice the everything nice keeps them from Turning evil wow 🤯
You knew that 'be good people' wasn't going to work out
Bruh, face piercing dude is like how Nagato controls “pain” from Naruto
2:58
Cannibalism is legal so he can't be arrested for that but he can be arrested for killing his ex.
Do I HAVE to be a good person? I'd rather just sleep and then continue to plot my world domination
My ass forgot what a water pump feels like
13:18 laughs in animal crossing
2:18 Dakimarku lmao
The last post he commented got me ot laughing so hard. That I can't breathe.
Oh my god I was not expecting cougar to be here! Im a huge fan of his Godzilla dub Comics, so when i heard him say “Haha cursed, just like you ya two colored eye freak” in godzillas voice, i had a mini heartattack of excitement
I also heard Ni and Ichis voice a few times as well
Also 0:48 I WAS THINKING THAT THO-
I think I will greet him with a stage 5 magnet, the strongest magnet level.