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  • The best posts from the top of r/CursedComments on Reddit
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Komentáře • 932

  • @featherbloom
    @featherbloom Před 4 lety +252

    He always mentions him being a freak with his heterochromia, when I'm here thinking it's absolutely beautiful and fascinating

  • @Albert_Bruhno
    @Albert_Bruhno Před 4 lety +622

    You know, the phrase “best thing since sliced bread” suggests that there was a time when you had to eat the whole loaf in one go

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi Před 4 lety +27

      Not Giorno it’s more that before bread was sliced with knives, you simply had to tear off pieces. Bread also tended to be like fat baguettes instead of nice square loaves.

    • @jaroslavasafrova9356
      @jaroslavasafrova9356 Před 4 lety +3

      woosh.

    • @menacingjutsu7576
      @menacingjutsu7576 Před 4 lety +9

      Jaroslava Safrova chill out mate, he's just clearing it up.

    • @lorrainecocker8695
      @lorrainecocker8695 Před 4 lety +1

      true

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tonatsi Why are you talking in past tense tho? It's not like this kind of bread is extinct or something

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před 4 lety +263

    It hurt to hear him calling himself a freak because of his heterochromia...

    • @xxsleepy_lemn_xx9763
      @xxsleepy_lemn_xx9763 Před 3 lety +15

      I know! It’s such a rare sight to see but it’s so beautiful

    • @user-eb4cg6lt9g
      @user-eb4cg6lt9g Před 3 lety +7

      I think it’s super cool.

    • @treesimp6686
      @treesimp6686 Před 3 lety +2

      i think i MIGHT have a case of central heterochromia (different color around pupil, and pupil only), My eyes are a very bright greenish blue, in the center it looks as if the green has been removed and the blue got deeper, can someone tell me if this is heterochromia or not, i dont know-

    • @agentorca1241
      @agentorca1241 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xxsleepy_lemn_xx9763 my best friend has a green eye and a brown eye, super cool.

    • @hyperbeast4340
      @hyperbeast4340 Před 3 lety +1

      @@treesimp6686 pretty sure, yeah

  • @shyrastacy3127
    @shyrastacy3127 Před 4 lety +26

    Being a chimera doesn't make u a freak, it makes u a hybrid. And that is freaking awesome!!

  • @Berilia
    @Berilia Před 4 lety +780

    Ok Cougar keeps saying him having 2 different coloured eyes is cursed but I think heterochromia is really cool! I wish I had it lol

    • @larcberger1559
      @larcberger1559 Před 4 lety +49

      I have it actually, when i was a baby i had a brown and a light blue eye, but the blue one faded into hazel so theyre still just a tiny bit different

    • @sepiamaster32
      @sepiamaster32 Před 4 lety +28

      My friend has it! It looks amazing.

    • @calebplasma0612
      @calebplasma0612 Před 4 lety +13

      Cool

    • @i_like_axolotls7910
      @i_like_axolotls7910 Před 4 lety +14

      @@larcberger1559 does it affect your vision or anything?

    • @t40xd
      @t40xd Před 4 lety +9

      Is it still heterochromia if one of your eyes is only have a different color?

  • @ND580
    @ND580 Před 4 lety +277

    Did he say fnaf as “nff”...
    Nights Five Freddys confirmed?

  • @theblue-hattedbush8377
    @theblue-hattedbush8377 Před 2 lety +7

    0:34 This actually doesn't sound that bad. Singing in a choir is kinda fun, and it sounds like you get eternal youth too.

  • @shyhunterg
    @shyhunterg Před 4 lety +2029

    I like voice

  • @Luna-0233
    @Luna-0233 Před 4 lety +15

    4:34
    Whenever they snap a Kit Kat in an ad,it sounds amazing
    Whenever they snap in infinity war, nothing is heard.

  • @xadielplasencia3674
    @xadielplasencia3674 Před 4 lety +148

    Really bat meat is a good idea, at least then they could do something!!

    • @jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh
      @jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh Před 4 lety +12

      Right? Those little jerks are so freaking annoying and I want to get something back other than xp when I kill them. Don't take that out of context I'm talking about minecraft bats

    • @croquemaster314
      @croquemaster314 Před 4 lety +7

      You spend forever trying to kill it and you get basically nothing, and they are so goddamn loud and annoying

    • @MossyBag
      @MossyBag Před 4 lety +2

      You can craft batman amor out of the meat

    • @jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh
      @jdgfshdjfkakahdkshfhdjdh Před 4 lety +6

      @@MossyBag Yes I would definitely slaughter and skin a bunch of bats sew their rotting flesh into a batman costume (and wear it) while eating my toasted bat burger

    • @saikishanrepalle3793
      @saikishanrepalle3793 Před 3 lety

      A bat's meat ...... Hmm sounds very small tho ngl

  • @AlexisSim
    @AlexisSim Před 4 lety +42

    Me being stressed: hey let’s watch this
    Me after: why did I do this.

  • @Crowsfxllingover320
    @Crowsfxllingover320 Před 4 lety +250

    Person in reddit: Why would you make me read tha-
    Add: *AIR-WICK*
    Edit: Holy heck 100+ likes I’ve never gotten that much thanks guys for liking my bad humor XD

    • @YourInternetK9
      @YourInternetK9 Před 4 lety +1

      As soon as i read this i got the same ad lol

    • @solticie
      @solticie Před 4 lety +1

      Dude i was haunted by that i was just playing terraria and i sudden heard air wick is was so fucking scared btw i was not watching a video

    • @Crowsfxllingover320
      @Crowsfxllingover320 Před 4 lety +1

      DiegoF304
      LMAO

    • @karysparker4158
      @karysparker4158 Před 4 lety +1

      Me too, man

    • @Crowsfxllingover320
      @Crowsfxllingover320 Před 4 lety

      K V
      Uhm- Jeez Sorry I was tryna thank them cause I was surprised???

  • @viper4066
    @viper4066 Před 4 lety +34

    I always tought that the professor in powerpuffs girls was the samurai guy

  • @SpectralFlames05
    @SpectralFlames05 Před 4 lety +100

    Technically though the wolf in red riding hood was a reverse furry

  • @toyaford7125
    @toyaford7125 Před 4 lety +41

    4:42 did......did he just say nff

  • @Catterism
    @Catterism Před 4 lety +28

    "Where's the towercraft?" I'm reading some dark dark jokes

  • @bogdantogoe6078
    @bogdantogoe6078 Před 4 lety +17

    EzPz: Magneto's puppet,
    me, a man of culture: Ma'Gnet

  • @isabrom5295
    @isabrom5295 Před 4 lety +5

    12:45 in the French original of "Little Red Riding Hood" the wolf murderd the grandma and did the forced naughtys with the child. The child escaped by telling the wolf that it had to poop and the wolf got shot by the hunter.
    The moral of that story is for adults:
    "Don't force yourself on children or you are going to get shot."
    Or my preferred version
    "If you force yourself on to a child commit to it, eat the poop!"
    Both would have prevented the wolf from getting shot if he listened to it.

  • @coldzoroark6440
    @coldzoroark6440 Před 4 lety +9

    9:02 I spent an hour laughing at this post

  • @UwU-gy8zg
    @UwU-gy8zg Před 4 lety +83

    A-are people afraid of me..,
    👁〰️👁its probably better that way

  • @fpsbanshii3184
    @fpsbanshii3184 Před 4 lety +21

    1:57 my head forgets what a bullet feels like

  • @flameyfire4750
    @flameyfire4750 Před 4 lety +2

    Thumbnail. Me: (loads all those piercings into a shotgun shell)
    Guy: no don’t do it

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 Před 4 lety +3

    Let me one up "The Lion Kink" with "Diddler On The Roof"

  • @L0S7S0UL
    @L0S7S0UL Před 4 lety +1

    How to fall down the stairs
    Step 1:
    Step 2:
    Step 4:
    Step 7:
    Step 13:

  • @Kno_Buddy
    @Kno_Buddy Před 4 lety +8

    I want to see the guy with the face full of metal go through an MRI.

    • @saikishanrepalle3793
      @saikishanrepalle3793 Před 3 lety

      I want to see the guy with the face full of metal go through a blast furnace

    • @lakshyasingh4114
      @lakshyasingh4114 Před 2 lety

      @@saikishanrepalle3793 and I want to see him in alive in his funeral

  • @astronaut._.-3
    @astronaut._.-3 Před 4 lety +6

    The best trigger is the one that puts you to sleep forever.

  • @lordkermit4657
    @lordkermit4657 Před 4 lety +3

    8:35 unscrew them, cover the holes so light doesnt go through, and listen to them scream and swear their apartment is haunted.

  • @hkirk8094
    @hkirk8094 Před 4 lety +2

    My grade 3 teacher was named Ms. Richards... should I be worried?

  • @HanyouDante
    @HanyouDante Před 4 lety +7

    I've got two different eyes as well, and I'm glad to know someone else has them too

  • @jerpigeon1597
    @jerpigeon1597 Před 4 lety +2

    What happens when dora the explorer dies?
    Boots eats her meat and she is added to the sponges bob intro

  • @meris16491
    @meris16491 Před 4 lety +3

    I am so glad that Dobby and Dabi are spelt differently, still I am traumatised

  • @fauxfur6506
    @fauxfur6506 Před 4 lety +59

    sorry uh I h o p e this gets buried in the comments but cougar sounds hot,, I love him

  • @christophersharples8901
    @christophersharples8901 Před 4 lety +3

    This vid is busy helping me get through a all nighter, it is 1 am

  • @shadowspecter2849
    @shadowspecter2849 Před 4 lety +2

    6:03 I need that ketchup.

  • @gr1m720
    @gr1m720 Před 4 lety +3

    2:07 an ad cut in perfect timing

  • @N3bu14Gr4y
    @N3bu14Gr4y Před 4 lety +2

    Mr. Metal Face looks like he has Slifer the Sky Dragon in his deck.

    • @N3bu14Gr4y
      @N3bu14Gr4y Před 3 lety

      TWO MONTHS IN AND ONLY 2 PEOPLE GET MY YU-GI-OH REFERENCE?! YOU'D ALL LAUGH YOUR ASSES OFF IF I SAID IT WAS SLIFER THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LIKE SOME COMEDIC THIEF!

  • @SeNIXcz
    @SeNIXcz Před 4 lety +3

    That thing about setting homeless man on Fire is in paladins too as Zhin’s “joke”

  • @joshuavanzyl6910
    @joshuavanzyl6910 Před 4 lety +1

    8:20 was not expecting the lord of the flashlight to be on this yt vid

  • @muffinwoman7633
    @muffinwoman7633 Před 4 lety +14

    Today is the day I come out of the closet..
    FINNALY AFTER 5 YEARS I FINNALY GOT OUT OF MY KIDNAPPER'S CLOSET!!!

    • @333Xanax
      @333Xanax Před 4 lety

      LOLL

    • @c0nfusedc0rvid
      @c0nfusedc0rvid Před 4 lety

      Make sure to lock it behind you.

    • @muffinwoman7633
      @muffinwoman7633 Před 4 lety

      @@c0nfusedc0rvid o dont worry I will! Oh kidnapper... your turn in the closet......

    • @saikishanrepalle3793
      @saikishanrepalle3793 Před 3 lety

      From what I received, you were having sex with your kidnapper and the kidnapper's wife/husband came in suddenly so you his in the closet for 5 years and when the kidnapper's wife/husband finally left the room after 5 years you came out? Hell of a story dude!

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Před 4 lety +2

    9:41 I tried to think of one but I came up with "The Hound of Music" so I think I made it better instead.
    I also like "The Music Fan" and "The Music Pan."
    Oh no, I just thought of a really awful one for Fiddler On the Roof...

  • @MattTheCommenter
    @MattTheCommenter Před 4 lety +68

    Fun Fact: We know nobody has watched half the video yet, stop commenting that and create some comment of value.

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia Před 4 lety +3

      Yes. Thank you Matt From Wii Sports In Your Recommended

    • @No-ep2oy
      @No-ep2oy Před 4 lety

      I do

    • @Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow
      @Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow Před 4 lety +3

      @@Berilia he is better at me even at writing youtube comments and making sense!!!!

    • @notstardream
      @notstardream Před 4 lety

      .

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Před 4 lety

      @@Berilia I thought your profile picture was cucumbers/watermelons, then I thought it was a chameleon's eyes.
      I now realize it is two frogs.

  • @aw11as
    @aw11as Před 4 lety +1

    I choked twice back to back after choking on my food
    I can now dispense food and water from my nose

  • @dracothewarrior4316
    @dracothewarrior4316 Před 4 lety +3

    5:23 i was just on that post yesterday and saw that exact comment!🤯

  • @kozavlastacz6527
    @kozavlastacz6527 Před 4 lety +2

    Its 3AM, i was watching ezpz when i Heard my dad going up the stairs i quickly panicked but my headphones and my phone very loudly under the blanket, i had to fake sleep but i was scared because the cable from the headphones got tangled up around my neck, i was worried my dad would notice and when he entered my room he looked at me, he walked to the other side of the room and opened my window, And as He left i was left breathless as ive just survived the risk of getting grounded. As i layed back in relief i realized i have to sneak across the room to charge my phone. This comment was written before i snuck up to the phone charger. If my stealth will be good enough on the cracky Door, i Will be safe. And Now i feel the Urge of pee. I hope i Will survive this risky adventure. Goodnight.

    • @ultraraptor7969
      @ultraraptor7969 Před 3 lety +2

      did you survive
      If you did, you are my next victim
      You must suffer
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      *MUAHAHAHAHA*

  • @grandmaashley
    @grandmaashley Před 4 lety +9

    grandma approved

  • @KrazyKF
    @KrazyKF Před 4 lety +2

    8:05 Imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you've ever had sex with
    Me: *Welcome to the zoo.*

  • @vlogsquad1769
    @vlogsquad1769 Před 4 lety +4

    I think it’s really cool when people have to different colored eyes so they are not cursed

  • @Nakira2000
    @Nakira2000 Před 4 lety +2

    I'm here from EmKay...
    Hooked, Lined and Reeled in.
    Hi, welcome to EmKay I'm _____ from Ez Pz
    Best cross over narration I've heard and here I am.
    Thank you

  • @Dezbeslammin
    @Dezbeslammin Před 4 lety +6

    1:58 I forgot what having a dad feels like

  • @emsgachauniverseo-o6293
    @emsgachauniverseo-o6293 Před 4 lety +1

    I think two different eye colors are awesome

  • @exavietheultimateboss6050

    4:30 Where's the ghostcraft?
    Ps:I'm talking about Malaysia flight 370

  • @gabrielvance2459
    @gabrielvance2459 Před 4 lety +1

    0:14 my eyes actually are different coloured

  • @user-vr2em8sr5w
    @user-vr2em8sr5w Před 4 lety +3

    This is the guy who dubs those godzilla comics-
    *O h*

  • @cocokill3048
    @cocokill3048 Před 4 lety +1

    9:58 I was eating/drinking too when that "came" up!!!

  • @trainwreck6992
    @trainwreck6992 Před 4 lety +10

    I just finished angels of death and I’m sad

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 Před 4 lety +1

    But if the wolf in Red Riding Hood dressed as a human...
    *Wouldn’t it be a reverse furry?

  • @alien_pigeon9467
    @alien_pigeon9467 Před 4 lety +4

    not first
    but not last
    i hope you all have a great day :D

  • @ratboy2
    @ratboy2 Před 4 lety +2

    the last thing-
    the last thing he said before the outro-
    W H A T

  • @ConnorLover9817
    @ConnorLover9817 Před 4 lety +3

    Mnahmgert

  • @kaylaquicke724
    @kaylaquicke724 Před 3 lety +1

    When you greet the dude of the thumbnail just say “sup metal face”

  • @shinyxz9
    @shinyxz9 Před 3 lety +1

    Bruh got the whole KitKat jingle wrong. It's actually: "Break me off a piece of that KitKat Bar!"

  • @the_anonymous-riot8469
    @the_anonymous-riot8469 Před 4 lety +1

    I literally got an add for lavender air freshener right at the end of the plant genitals one

  • @TheAshenTarnishedHunter

    0:52 they just bind the puppies with a few bungie chords and hammer toss that shit like it's the Olympics

  • @lll3723
    @lll3723 Před 4 lety +1

    A strong neodymium magnet will pull his head off

  • @benjaminroos2996
    @benjaminroos2996 Před 2 lety

    My eyes actually heavily change color off of lighting. Their default is Hazel, but they've been called blue, green, brown, black, even red once. Sometimes by people standing right next to each other, and sometimes in direct sunlight. It's something I've had looked into a lot in my life

  • @callmeghostlyyt9052
    @callmeghostlyyt9052 Před 4 lety +2

    4:37 we literally have the exact same profile picture wtf

  • @cessposter
    @cessposter Před 3 lety +1

    He isn't saying freak he is saying frick

  • @loganstewart7105
    @loganstewart7105 Před 3 lety +1

    0:57 of course it's filthy Frank!

  • @cr4zy_w0lf_exe48
    @cr4zy_w0lf_exe48 Před 3 lety

    > “want to see me skin a furby?”
    > “I thought you said furry. I got exited for a second”
    Me: 😳......*flattens ears*, *scared whine*

  • @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    @RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Před 3 lety

    4:53
    Me: sitting with my back against the wall
    Me after hearing that: yo dude you alright-?

  • @edgypotato2623
    @edgypotato2623 Před 4 lety +1

    4:50 freaked me out and I kept looking behind me and I'm in my room alone

  • @ty6340
    @ty6340 Před 3 lety

    How do you greet him
    Me:
    WITH A TESLA COIL

  • @ineedsomesleep.
    @ineedsomesleep. Před 3 lety

    Me:Wait I’ve been dead? Other person :always have been Me:haha you can’t shot me I’m dead

  • @sleepypixel420
    @sleepypixel420 Před 3 lety

    Honestly that had to be the iceberg that hit the titanic
    “I’m flying jack”
    (Starts choking)

  • @diabeticllama4145
    @diabeticllama4145 Před 4 lety +1

    8:12 That’s why I don’t go to zoos.

  • @maxiefangyard7686
    @maxiefangyard7686 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm not the only one afraid of moths?! Then why do I always get teased like it's so unnatural?

  • @anonymouspigeon1
    @anonymouspigeon1 Před 4 lety +1

    4:54 jokes on you im in front of a mirror

  • @suhanrahaman4342
    @suhanrahaman4342 Před 4 lety +1

    5:56 wow he looks ATTRACTIVE

  • @sin6797
    @sin6797 Před 4 lety +2

    I was drinking water and spat it out when the lion kink showed up

  • @yesno2697
    @yesno2697 Před 4 lety

    Oh sure. When my little brother shoots me in Call of Duty, it's a game. But when I do it back, it's first degree murder?

  • @stephaniehudgins9428
    @stephaniehudgins9428 Před 4 lety +1

    You sir either never bring up your fantasy again or jump of the ps2 bulding

  • @alwaystired2452
    @alwaystired2452 Před 4 lety +2

    4:36
    Thanks for featuring me! I appreciate it!
    By the way, can someone help me escape prison? I snapped my brother's neck and got sentenced to 15 years.

  • @ImmaWhoopyourCu
    @ImmaWhoopyourCu Před 4 lety +1

    You have diferent colored eyes? That's not weird, that's awesome!

  • @TheTimbs_
    @TheTimbs_ Před 3 lety +1

    6:00 you greet him with a electricity

  • @drlbreanna
    @drlbreanna Před 4 lety +1

    "Magneto's puppet"
    me: *X-men flashbacks*

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky Před 4 lety +2

    6:40 *so is a cucumber*

  • @mrpismo7911
    @mrpismo7911 Před 4 lety

    Looks like Mrs.Richards wasn’t getting payed enough

  • @deqod4949
    @deqod4949 Před 4 lety +2

    A fine addition to my collection

  • @curvedpole5190
    @curvedpole5190 Před 4 lety +1

    4:23 my mind is blown the professor is Samurai jack so the the famous chemical X is Aku’s blood so the reason the power puff girls are not normal girls and have super powers is because they are half demons because of the blood inside of them but because girls are made with sugar spice and every thing nice the everything nice keeps them from Turning evil wow 🤯

  • @sendyboiii7
    @sendyboiii7 Před 4 lety +1

    You knew that 'be good people' wasn't going to work out

  • @WhxteChocolate
    @WhxteChocolate Před 3 lety

    Bruh, face piercing dude is like how Nagato controls “pain” from Naruto

  • @corrupt_lily8830
    @corrupt_lily8830 Před 3 lety

    2:58
    Cannibalism is legal so he can't be arrested for that but he can be arrested for killing his ex.

  • @alasterzefurry1706
    @alasterzefurry1706 Před 2 lety

    Do I HAVE to be a good person? I'd rather just sleep and then continue to plot my world domination

  • @avenue3246
    @avenue3246 Před 4 lety

    My ass forgot what a water pump feels like

  • @humbertoflores609
    @humbertoflores609 Před 4 lety +1

    13:18 laughs in animal crossing

  • @alifizharulhaq3370
    @alifizharulhaq3370 Před 4 lety +1

    2:18 Dakimarku lmao

  • @charlesglover7720
    @charlesglover7720 Před 4 lety +1

    The last post he commented got me ot laughing so hard. That I can't breathe.

  • @Majorority
    @Majorority Před 4 lety

    Oh my god I was not expecting cougar to be here! Im a huge fan of his Godzilla dub Comics, so when i heard him say “Haha cursed, just like you ya two colored eye freak” in godzillas voice, i had a mini heartattack of excitement

    • @Majorority
      @Majorority Před 4 lety

      I also heard Ni and Ichis voice a few times as well

  • @_oscavva
    @_oscavva Před 4 lety +1

    Also 0:48 I WAS THINKING THAT THO-

  • @thaniqht7081
    @thaniqht7081 Před 4 lety +2

    I think I will greet him with a stage 5 magnet, the strongest magnet level.