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  • The best posts from the top of r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Don't forget to check out the community subreddit / ezpz
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Komentáře • 645

  • @-insertrandomnamehere-5502
    @-insertrandomnamehere-5502 Před 3 lety +1668

    Things that never get old:
    •Making fun of anti-vaxers.
    •Their kids.

  • @ElNoobYT1
    @ElNoobYT1 Před 3 lety +332

    It's in the game

  • @The_Olive_Dragon
    @The_Olive_Dragon Před 3 lety +84

    0:52
    The fact that this person has a Gatcha looking Bruno Bucciarati in a Christmas outfit as their pfp makes this post 5 times better

  • @BB-TheCandleFairy
    @BB-TheCandleFairy Před 3 lety +26

    2:45 the fact that he knew that it was Devastator made me *really* happy lol

  • @youarentyouwhenurhungry2379

    *shoutout to the camera man for going to all those locations to take photos of all those memes*

  • @Luco_TA
    @Luco_TA Před 3 lety +19

    1:19 i love how king is just watching in awe at the gun probably wanting to use it ah great now i cant watch the owl house without picturing king with a gun

  • @BigManBilliam
    @BigManBilliam Před 3 lety +66

    When the entire comment section is just sports

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad Před 3 lety +158

    A turtle doesn't approve of these cursed comments

    • @oreo63691
      @oreo63691 Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks turtle

    • @DiaMonD_KUROI
      @DiaMonD_KUROI Před 3 lety +4

      hello turtle how are you today?
      PS: watch out when you cross the road!

    • @DiaMonD_KUROI
      @DiaMonD_KUROI Před 3 lety +4

      @Charleston Henry HENRY NO

    • @Dumbloser-lf2bv
      @Dumbloser-lf2bv Před 3 lety +5

      A frog doesn’t approve of these cursed comments

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan Před 3 lety +2

      Plastic straws are things of the past, it’s time we throw out metal straws

  • @imnotstupidyet5360
    @imnotstupidyet5360 Před 3 lety +22

    I was there literally 2 weeks before notre dame caught on fire and that’s cuz I went to visit my brother who’s in the airforce in Germany. I regret not staying longer I could have made it burn down faster.

  • @localizedtea
    @localizedtea Před 3 lety +6

    1:17 For those of you wondering this is a fan art of the owl house. It’s a AMAZING Disney show and I highly recommend it to anyone! It’s on Disney+ as well as cable so pretty much anyone can watch it! It’s about this girl named Luz who gets teleported to this demon realm called “the boiling isles”. Any myth or paranormal activity in the human realm comes from here. Luz meets her mentor Eda who is a wanted criminal for not wanting to join a coven, the covens are a system that limits what a witch can do with their magic, oh yeah and witches can do magic. So Luz goes to live with Eda at the owl house with king and hooty. The episodes are great with incredible world building and amazing characters! The plot is amazing and so intriguing and if you can definitely go give it a watch! (Also the animation is fantastic with beautiful backgrounds and the soundtrack is really good!)

    • @Jackiebobdude
      @Jackiebobdude Před 3 lety +3

      Yes, it is an awesome cartoon!!! I can’t wait for season 2!

  • @reincarnated_bozo
    @reincarnated_bozo Před 2 lety +1

    “just glue it back on”-a relly wise man

  • @sygesti6882
    @sygesti6882 Před 3 lety +201

    Memes These Days: BiRd
    PewDiePie: Its Evolving, But Backwards

  • @meijie_iridescent
    @meijie_iridescent Před 3 lety +5

    0:45 the fact that i watched it with my cousin and her boyfriend....

  • @domdom9213
    @domdom9213 Před 3 lety +3

    Luz NOOOOOOOOOO ! 1:18

  • @Socio95
    @Socio95 Před 3 lety +4

    "11:55"
    *"Geeze That Look Like In Gta Sa When You Modded the Cutscenes And Its Not Compatible So The Jaw Is Broken"*

  • @crazyturtle6826
    @crazyturtle6826 Před 3 lety +29

    its in the game!

  • @Megatrenwastaken
    @Megatrenwastaken Před 3 lety +5

    10:30 when ever a dead person gets defibrillated back to life the baby is born stillborn

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza4584 Před 3 lety +9

    3:27 you can’t blame him/her for saying this.

  • @joose3212
    @joose3212 Před 3 lety +6

    11:29
    There are no accidents
    -Master Oogway

  • @some_random_person2630
    @some_random_person2630 Před 3 lety +20

    1:17 YESSS THE OWL HOUSE MADE ITS WAY INTO EzPz!

  • @jadianradiator2761
    @jadianradiator2761 Před 3 lety +4

    5:58
    Two things.
    1)
    Raven lives on earth with the rest of us, not in "hell."
    2)
    She probably could, but Raven would never actually suck your soul out.
    Even if her father brain washed her for it, it would be via actual torture and not kinly succubus stuff.

  • @waterbound7512
    @waterbound7512 Před 3 lety +35

    Bro he found a freaking Owl house meme I’m so happy

    • @Ssspork
      @Ssspork Před 3 lety +1

      Human magic, I love it

    • @And_Logout
      @And_Logout Před 3 lety +1

      Owl house is the reason why gravity falls is gone >:(

    • @DoctorClef
      @DoctorClef Před 3 lety +1

      @@And_Logout you realise gravity falls has been gone for like 5 years? Also the ending was pretty satisfying so there really isn’t any need for more

    • @anthonymesa8922
      @anthonymesa8922 Před 3 lety +1

      Ik right

    • @theplague5803
      @theplague5803 Před 3 lety +1

      Happiness noise

  • @potatodeluna9678
    @potatodeluna9678 Před 3 lety +5

    3:02 I literally clenched my cheeks.

  • @loganator3565
    @loganator3565 Před 3 lety +4

    0:25 Someone plz translate the Braile?

  • @ponyperson7513
    @ponyperson7513 Před 3 lety +6

    meat wing......
    I will find whoever thought of that phrase and boil his toes

  • @drpepper7460
    @drpepper7460 Před 3 lety +5

    1:30 According to this I am now a catgirl

  • @sonicletrol4501
    @sonicletrol4501 Před 3 lety +3

    The doors we have are empty or too thick to make that kind of noise

  • @cherrybearberry
    @cherrybearberry Před 3 lety +7

    0:45 I watched it with my whole class present, including my teacher...

  • @recklessPepsi
    @recklessPepsi Před 3 lety +7

    1:18 I got SUPER exited when I saw Luz
    In case you didn't know it's from the owl house

  • @hypsilophodon5817
    @hypsilophodon5817 Před rokem +1

    7:53 it's all fun and games until she starts flapping them as she starts taking air

  • @theonewhoasked2993
    @theonewhoasked2993 Před 3 lety +1

    "It's not always love when you feel a butterfly in your stomach"
    It's not always fart when you smell gas

  • @cobrasharkgaming7830
    @cobrasharkgaming7830 Před 3 lety +34

    Ok man I’m just gonna gonna take care of this and I will be there in about an hour or so and I will have to go to the moon.

  • @farin9695
    @farin9695 Před 3 lety +2

    Yall. I've memorised the voices of the voiceover guys. YAY

  • @tacogiringo0534
    @tacogiringo0534 Před 3 lety +2

    I thought the intro was my mom pounding on my door

  • @assassinx8478
    @assassinx8478 Před 3 lety +5

    2:54 I fell for it damn it

  • @elijahmartinez9218
    @elijahmartinez9218 Před 3 lety

    The knocking in the intro scared the hell out of me

  • @samueladams784
    @samueladams784 Před 3 lety +3

    i want you to know that intro sounded like someone knocked at my door, i still went to check.

  • @d4rk924
    @d4rk924 Před 3 lety

    1:14 the option: 1.pick up baby 2. Stealthy move to the trash release (storage) 3. Dump that little shit in there 4. Pull lever and bye bye annoyance

  • @dominic4322
    @dominic4322 Před 2 lety +2

    9:17
    It actually says burn the flesh of capitalists
    The more you know

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 Před 3 lety

    This world is so messed up, we can't even say "black paint" anymore.
    Now I have to say "Jamal, please paint my wall".

  • @lidoon9910
    @lidoon9910 Před 3 lety

    Your intro gave me a heart attack lol

  • @jiggabmdc1463
    @jiggabmdc1463 Před 3 lety

    This makes my day keep it up👍

  • @louisfelixyandug3731
    @louisfelixyandug3731 Před 3 lety +1

    1:17 The most Americanest American that could ever American...

  • @jomogaming2
    @jomogaming2 Před 3 lety

    *Doug Bowser has a son*
    *The son is gay*
    Doug: *So long, Gay Bowser*

  • @henrysutherland5292
    @henrysutherland5292 Před 3 lety +1

    3:40 thanks Ezpz, I nearly spat out my water

  • @pinklightninggacha
    @pinklightninggacha Před 2 lety

    Mike's like I told you not to start without me

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks Před 2 lety

      your a happy vtuber with a good live? cringe

  • @christiancarnley6667
    @christiancarnley6667 Před 3 lety

    bro that jazz is epic

  • @daenyboy8685
    @daenyboy8685 Před 3 lety

    Hell yeah Zach is bacc

  • @CoReaVT
    @CoReaVT Před 3 lety +6

    I watched Your Name with my best friend, I love her so much and have confessed to her. She doesn’t feel the same 🥲

    • @shreyash1
      @shreyash1 Před 2 lety

      Well you have friend

    • @CoReaVT
      @CoReaVT Před 2 lety

      @@shreyash1 not even that because she said she didn’t even wanna be friends anymore later on

    • @shreyash1
      @shreyash1 Před 2 lety

      Grow up boi, Don't allow womens to be your first priority and Live happy life

    • @CoReaVT
      @CoReaVT Před 2 lety

      @@shreyash1 thanks man, I needed that

  • @GutsVod
    @GutsVod Před 3 lety +1

    Zach pronouncing notre dame as "nah-trey dah-m" really hit different

    • @lovedrreid1
      @lovedrreid1 Před 8 měsíci

      The proper pronunciation, based on how I was taught in school

  • @timetraveler47yearsago50
    @timetraveler47yearsago50 Před 3 lety +2

    2:48
    if I search back people in google
    there is a shopping button

  • @KING-qq3nd
    @KING-qq3nd Před 3 lety

    the music keeps me shaking my head for mosquitoes

  • @extracheeseplz9364
    @extracheeseplz9364 Před 3 lety +1

    Person: eats greek yogurt
    Americans: that's not yogurt

  • @fanaticoak5274
    @fanaticoak5274 Před 3 lety +2

    4:26 its march and im already done until November😳

  • @Deidara154
    @Deidara154 Před 3 lety +3

    0:47
    I watched it with my dad.

  • @Lowered12
    @Lowered12 Před 3 lety +1

    4:05 i just want to forget this

  • @asdwarren9664
    @asdwarren9664 Před 3 lety +1

    After watching the owl house to many times i can confirm luz will bring" human magic" into the witch highschool

  • @m1ntyst1cks
    @m1ntyst1cks Před 3 lety +2

    1:18:HOOTIE NOOOOO!!!!!LUZ WHYYYY!!!!?????

  • @noodlesgamebox5903
    @noodlesgamebox5903 Před 3 lety +2

    2:58
    God damnit...

  • @IzukuMidoriya-fe8et
    @IzukuMidoriya-fe8et Před 3 lety +1

    6:52
    The woman after finding the article and reading it:

  • @charlieisthememelord3029

    Long story short:
    I'm now watching Your Name with a Sebastian Michaelis plush.

  • @krispybunny
    @krispybunny Před 3 lety +1

    Oh wow another day cursed

  • @TG-ge1oh
    @TG-ge1oh Před 3 lety

    The "set a man on fire" is a Disxworld quote.
    And true.
    Very very true.
    They never thank you though.

  • @ensalapio4758
    @ensalapio4758 Před 3 lety +1

    0:00 In Mexico (I live in mexico) we have something called "coca de piña" or in inglish pinapple coke that are called this way the bottles that are result of someone pissing in a bottle and throwing it away so that is just a friking bottle with piss inside it.

  • @silverrey7379
    @silverrey7379 Před 3 lety +8

    0:42 the man, the legend, BADLANDS CHUGS HIMSELF

  • @50blessings52
    @50blessings52 Před 3 lety

    1:16
    TOH making it to a cursed comments vid, we in the big leagues now

  • @sebastianburns4256
    @sebastianburns4256 Před 3 lety

    Im only 2 mimuites in and it feels like forever this is so entertaining

  • @insanity5764
    @insanity5764 Před 3 lety +1

    12:20 the most disturbing part is his Name.

  • @f.b.iagent9388
    @f.b.iagent9388 Před 3 lety +1

    11:33
    Ffs I was eating greek yogurt when he said that

  • @toxicwithclass214
    @toxicwithclass214 Před 3 lety +1

    4:50 for the Corki there is a special cork screw type object to help with this it is like the Cork Screw but instead of the Screw being there it’s an artificial bone

  • @Ninjaboy101
    @Ninjaboy101 Před 3 lety +1

    1:22 love the owl house

  • @redpanda7914
    @redpanda7914 Před 3 lety +2

    I just Rick rolled my entire class

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 Před 3 lety

    So in the Belgariad series, it actually explains that the way that people who use that universes magic get to decide what they look like when they age whether they know it or not. So one character became an old man because he was expecting to become this wise man, which to him was an old man. Meanwhile another character stayed looking like a little boy

  • @HectorC07
    @HectorC07 Před 3 lety +1

    I watched "Your Name" with around 5 or 6 others

  • @3009haikal
    @3009haikal Před 3 lety

    I just love the ones with Zach

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 Před 3 lety

    1:51 don't worry, the cat dodges the attacks from the inside and just leaves a bone as a decoy

  • @Aetherismə
    @Aetherismə Před 2 lety

    Luz with a gun will stick with me forever

  • @Daniel-fq8dj
    @Daniel-fq8dj Před 3 lety

    1:07 how I imagine the response to that: “lol no”

  • @hafsahchoudhury4154
    @hafsahchoudhury4154 Před 3 lety

    This is what coke looked like in the white van:

  • @You_Eat
    @You_Eat Před 3 lety

    You watched, you are hero now

  • @ultimateking3607
    @ultimateking3607 Před 3 lety

    Dam that “oh” got me 9:34

  • @banditdodge7099
    @banditdodge7099 Před 3 lety

    0:49 my teacher said we are gonna watch that film in class

  • @wearenumber7870
    @wearenumber7870 Před 3 lety +1

    1:20 its funnier if you've seen the owl house because that comment described it acurtaley and i hate it

  • @yuyukosaigyouji7910
    @yuyukosaigyouji7910 Před 3 lety +1

    5:07
    What the hell are you doing in my EzPz

  • @xnq78x
    @xnq78x Před 3 lety +2

    1:29 me, a California male: no

  • @Itvgf
    @Itvgf Před 3 lety +1

    I’m eating pot noodles and a think I’m gonna be sick

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483

    Jasper: These comments are so cursed.
    Metal Jasper: Step on a crack break yo mama's back
    Jasper: *Glares at Metal Jasper* Seriously?!
    Metal Jasper: So?
    Demonic Autumn: ;^;

  • @qzgua
    @qzgua Před 3 lety

    Hes backkkk

  • @haydenmiller2770
    @haydenmiller2770 Před 3 lety

    3:00 Y-Youre a wizard Harry 😭

  • @biglazy3546
    @biglazy3546 Před 3 lety

    Bro I thought someone was knocking at my door

  • @stoliruwaterfin3392
    @stoliruwaterfin3392 Před 3 lety

    my grampa was a doctor who would do urine tests and so before every person came in, he would fill a urine cup with apple juice, come in and then drink it right in front of them just for the meme.
    i am both discused and utterly amazed.

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal Před 3 lety

    That braille translation at 0:25 if pointless as Hell because translation is a nightmare to try to attempt.

  • @guywithbigwhitecock709
    @guywithbigwhitecock709 Před 3 lety +3

    4:00 so the limit is 52

  • @TerrefNiffum21
    @TerrefNiffum21 Před 3 lety +5

    1:19 isn’t Luz Spanish tho

  • @TullySmith93
    @TullySmith93 Před 3 lety

    2:45 The Doctor After The Urine Test

  • @PercydeRoloFangirl
    @PercydeRoloFangirl Před 2 lety

    So I was playing Cookie run kingdom and when the G.A.S joke came on Licorice cookie did a little laugh thing it fits him.

  • @mischievousrequiem2322
    @mischievousrequiem2322 Před 3 lety +1

    Great video😃

  • @ishuikamakura272
    @ishuikamakura272 Před 3 lety

    Ayy you knew the First Gen Devastator

  • @charyyy.
    @charyyy. Před 3 lety

    "the top oneis all heil feetler" 😂😂😂😂

  • @notvrythehead5177
    @notvrythehead5177 Před 3 lety +3

    i dio think this is more curse them my tentacles