Jennifer Clarkson: The Forgotten Deal Compilation
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- čas přidán 10. 07. 2021
- The holy trinity of the p1, 918 and the laferarri sparked some deals to be made. during top gear Jeremy said he would change his name if the p1 was the fastest but during the races in the grand tour this was forgotten and the deal was then the house being destroyed.
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Jennifer was the first to arrive, and as you can see he's done this properly
Jennifer was the first to arrive, and as your can see she lost her property
@@techtt6213 Holy shit, that’s amazing.
@@techtt6213 You know its Jeremy Clarkson
@@jackbrown6859 r/ whoosh
She*
When I go to his farm some day I'll call him Jennifer
No you Won't
This is something I've got to see
@@jackbrown6859 I will, you don't know me
@@K_ingh16 Do you mean your going to call him that as a joke?
@@jackbrown6859 I'd assume so
Clarkson’s face when the P1’s time came onto the board was an absolute picture.
:/ lol
hilarious is what it is
picture
The ''Oh shit, what have I done'' face
You meant Jennifer
For those whining about why he didn’t change his name. There are 2 reason:
1) the deal was the cars would go around the Top Gear track
2) When the three left BBC for Amazon, the deal that the BBC made was that there could be no element of The Grand Tour that was featured as an element or material on Top Gear, hence why they didn’t have 1 star doing a lap or any Walls to debate with. And because this deal was made on Top Gear, it was technically null and void.
Hence why they made a new deal about destroying Jeremy’s house.
*Jennifer's house.
Don't care, he's still Jennifer forever more to me.
What's interesting is that the Porsche did so well. They haven't used 4 wheel steering in a car since the 959 which would make you think they saw no point in it. Obviously it works really well so it'll be interesting to see if they'll implement it in other cars in the future.
@@michaelmay5453 don't the newer 911 have all wheel steering too? Probably developed from the 918.
Jennifer is also the Top Gear theme song, so......
@@captin3149 You mean Jessica
@@captin3149 Jessica*
From what I heard, Jennifer actually got the last laugh on the house demolition thing, though he made a good show of it. He was planning to demolish the house anyway, and tricked his colleagues into doing it for free.
Not even Clarkson would be so arrogant to set such a bet if he hadn't any thoughts about it
Naahhh nonsense that was all planned
and now the council are using his house explosion thing as one of the reasons he cant have a restaurant in his farm
@@mrpotato456bite his ass years later
James was well pleased with himself after that negative-G comment...
@@lostalone9320 Yep
just roll the plane upside down then dive
@@hukama6911 Early versions of the Spitfire would lose power if you did that because fuel would get forced into the carburettor as opposed to the engine.
I also found out the solution they came up with is called "Miss Shilling's Orifice" which is hilarious.
@@mannmctrash yes it would force fuel into the carburator WHEN YOU PITCH THE NOSE DOWN. you can still roll it upside down then pitch it up.
@@hukama6911 Rolling the plane upside down would cause the throttle valve to become flooded with fuel, causing a brief engine stall, which enemy pilots could detect due to puffs of black smoke from the engine, they fixed the issue in later models. The point I'm making is the Spitfire wasn't designed for things that caused fuel to flow in an unexpected way, quite an oversight for a fighter plane.
Jennifer is right about the McLaren being a widow maker. It was the slowest of the trio because it wasn’t as controllable as the 918 or LaFerrari
It's the best looking, and best to drive for sure. No one cared about times
Should have turned it down to 10 but they wanted it to feel dangerous ,with a bit of ser up the p1 would be better
It was the slowest of the three because they sandbagged for the sake of the gag. Chris Harris put the exact same three cars around the same track (I believe the same weekend though it could have been a couple days apart) and set faster times by a couple seconds in all three, the P1 was the fastest on its standard tires and on its optional Cup 2Rs (still street legal) it widened the gap to more than 2 seconds over the other two. The P1 is the fastest of the three on most wide open tracks, the 918 is the fastest on tight technical tracks with lots of low speed traction zones.
@@flacjacket thanks for the information
do a compilation of them saying that's annoying whenever james may does anything right
I support this idea!
The car/boat challenge with James’ Triumph springs to mind.
@@greatwesternproductions2857 it's the only one i can think of but i'm 100% sure they've said that a whole bunch of times
That might be pretty long, as Captain Slow is right a fair portion of the time. Pedantic as hell and not the briskest driver but he generally knows what he's talking about.
@@leifhietala8074 i don't think they've said that's annoying that many times though
And a compilation of May and Clarkson talking about aeroplanes
Technically, he said he would change his name if the McLaren was slower around Dunsfold
Do a compilation of Jeremy's grunty "Yessss!" when he's confidently sure about something.
The thing is that the mcclarren and Porsche weren’t raced around the Top Gear track while Clarkson, Hammond, and May were the Hosts, so the Jennifer deal kind of disappeared by default
And they couldn't import the bet into Grand Tour lest the BBC might take their nutsacks
Why isnt Jeremy's face after the results is a meme yet?
Jennifer: surprised Pikachu face.
There is no current situation worthy enough of that level of surprise
@@tumultuoustenets1228 🤣
We’re saving it for when the aliens show up, for everyone who didn’t believe aliens existed before.
Tonight!
James wears a hat.
Richard wears a hat.
And Jennifer wears a hat.
Lmao i just watched the one when they went caravaning in Cornwall before seeing this comment 🤣
The stunned look on Jeremy's/Jennifer's face at the reveal is utterly priceless!!
Ahh yes the beloved Jenifer clarkson
1:47 "That was a damn good aeroplane" 🤣🤣🤣
6:38 in wrestling terms, that was one of the best pops I've ever heard😂
“I need a tow” compilation.
can you one when they say "oh he bringed a good car but dont tell him that "
The P1 is one of the most beautiful cars I have ever seen 😍
I absolutely love how James is always just standing at the side, just going "yeah yeah yeah yeah...." every time 😂😂😂😂
I'm happy they carried this over to The Grand Tour
Didn't actually know this was settled until now
There's a loophole: he said: "around our track". The race wasn't done at the Top Gear track.
Ah, but he didn't say top gear track, he just said "our" track, which would mean whatever track they own
POWER
Isnt everything as you can see😆😆
So have we been deadnaming Jenniffer all this time.
I wanted jeremy to legally change his name to jennifer but that never happened
Those that don't know, there was some deal where Jeremy's house was supposed to be demolished. Something about his impending divorce? But Jeremy's face -- even if he was pretending, which he probably was -- is still fantastic.
Even if the house was getting destroyed anyway, knowing Jeremy, he may have just genuinely been that devastated about being wrong.
It was a quite clever way to use Amazon's money to pay for the demolition.
Thanks captain obvious...
Seems fair that the deal changed a bit. Despite the change of show, James was later involved.
2:00 appreciate this lines even more
“If that car goes faster than that round *OUR* track…”
ahhh Jennifer you messed up
The Jennifer deal was on top gear , a show they were no longer affiliated with so that would not could on a new show broadcast to a bigger audience and or expect to remember
I loved it when Clarkson lost his house on the first episode of GT on that bet every time I watched it makes me laugh when that scene come on
This video had a glimpse of Hammond being a sore loser. Please compile every time he is a sore loser! That would be awesome
How can he be a sore loser if he won? You mean he was being a bad winner
@@erty2389 yes sorry that was what I meant. Also a sore loser compilation wouldnt be bad as well
One can be where they were against the german top gear. When he defeated the man in coat. He went there calmly opened his rally car door and shouted to his face, yesssssss.
6:40 That face, though. 🤣😂
What’s interesting is Chris Harris on Top Gear drove those exact same three cars around that exact same track, and the McLaren was the fastest. So either it was the driver, or more likely the Grand Tour results were staged for entertainment.
The ones that grand tour used were running all on the same tires so maybe the ones Chris used did not
Did you not listen to them at the end talking about how the McLaren was faster on the tires you can buy it with, but that the bet was made on condition that they were all on the same tire, so the McLaren had to be fitted with slightly worse tires than it normally runs? They had official MSO (McLaren) technicians there though, so they should've had no problem adjusting the car's set-up to account for the different tires.
3:01 idk I love the head forward
I had to google Jeremy Clarkson the other day for something, and I had a moment where I was wondering about an alternate timeline where I was instead googling Jennifer Clarkson.
A LaFerrari was unofficially taken around Dunsfold and did 1:14.2 on slightly damp conditions.
There has to be a time for the P1 going around Dunsfold. McLaren uses it as one of their test tracks.
@@alistairwalker2850 I haven't been able to find any videos of a true hot lap, but accounts of owners and some simulations put it at 1:10-1:13 without IPAS or DRS.
5:07
Some say that he was a racing driver on a BBC television series long ago
Jeremy got kinda lucky, them splitting from the BBC meant they couldn’t share any likenesses or references with top gear, so the deal kinda dissolved. Also I believe Jeremy said the P1 would be fastest on the top gear track.
the faces of Richard 1:22
These lap times still frustrate me because of the times Chris Harris set in the same cars on the same track
What were the differences?
I saw that and in his case the McLaren was the fastest. So either it was the driver or more likely the Grand Tour results were staged for entertainment.
@@rhatala27 Harris set a better time in all three cars, the P1 was fastest on its standard tires and when they swapped to the optional Cup 2Rs it was more than 2 seconds faster than the others. He did like a 45 minute special on it, you can find it on youtube.
That didn't go so well for Jeremy. Great clips. Thank you.
1:17 the scream wtf 😂😂😂😂😂😂
At 1:25 we Hammond When He Had His Major Crash in the Vampire LOL
Clarkson intentionally punched the producer because P1 will lose
Exactly, that's what I'm trying to say for a boat past 5 years.
Nevertheless, it's a conspiracy theory but it works perfectly.
Jennifer's face, when he sees the score *priceless*
I miss Jennifer and the old trio
The deal was the cars' times round the Top Gear track, and they didn't time them round there.
I felt the emotion of Jennifer Clarkson.
"I know but. Listen, JENNIFER!"
As a person who has had the honor of driving a P1, I can safely comment that it does in fact try kill you.
It’s a handful to drive and if you don’t treat it with respect it will chew your face off, then spit it out 🤣
Is it more homicidial than a Countach?
Jennifer arrived first. This is the only time I'd say the a lady came before me.
To not include the clip of the house blowing up is like having a 5 star dinner and then shitting on the dessert.
"That was a damn good aerolplane." Lmao gotta love captain slow.
Best saga ever 😂
There is a small catch - he said on our track, meaning the Top Gear one, and as it wasn't faster there, it technically didn't count. Otherwise, if I ever meet him, I'll go - "Hello Jennifer"
Brilliantly
Request: Top Gear diesel compilation
Jennifer was sooo confident the p1 would be faster than the porsche im suprised too
Jennifer: and there goes my name and my house.
But still until today I cant believe he lost...the P1 is so fast ist crazy
Maybe we'll need someone to do it on a simulator instead... The driver is making too many mistakes on track imo
and ? what matters is how a car puts power down thats it.
It was too uncontrollable from what I remember
it's because they swapped out the stock pirelli trofeo rs which are a better tyre than the ones available stock on the other 2.
the michelins are legitimately twice as good and the mclaren would have been first on the board if it was allowed to use them.
Personally I think they should have been comparing stock to stock, having better tyres is part of the car after all
CZcams. Harris ran the same cars around the same track and set faster times in all of them, the P1 was the fastest on its standard tires and on its optional Cup 2 Rs it blew the others out of the water by more than 2 seconds.
6:36 me when i lose a bet to jennifer
(jeremy clarkson)
And he STILL hasn't changed his name.
And that wasn't actually his house they knocked down.
They couldn't do the bet because of a deal with the BBC that they couldn't use any material from Top Gear, including the bet. Also the original deal was if the P1 was fastest around Dunsfold, which they could never do
ooooohh now i get the joke, I forgot all about the jennifer speak when like many others on day one watched the grand tour. Just wow i feel you really got to be a top gear nerd to remember that cause i didn't lol.
Wasn’t this the first thing they did when they started the grand tour?
To hell with new Top Gear. We love those chaps, not anyone else.
And from that moment forth, he was forever known as Jennifer. So be it!
A razor blade in the hands of a surgeon, a sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant.
7 minutes of clarkson being a child saying "yeah but I'm right"
To be fair, they never got it to go around the Top Gear test track.
This is the origins of the "Holy Trinity"...
Idea for a new vid: compilation of all the references and jokes about Hammonds jet car crash.
From Jeremy in s9 being like “You have a blowout on the motorway, one for you here Hammond” to when they’re talking about an incident in F1 where a driver had a severe head injury and Clarkson is like “so if he pulls through, and god we’re hoping he does, does that mean he’s gonna become an irritating little arse?”
Tbh I have to admit that Jeremy never lost the bet that was meant to change his name to Jennifer, as it was said that the cars will drive “on our track” and the Portimao track that GT was filmed on is not theirs
It wasn’t the slowest on the Top Gear track so technically he doesn’t have to call himself Jennifer.
Tbh the driver was holding back scared of the p1
Jennifer clarkson, the home-less
😂😂😂😂
You knowvwhat this reminds me of?
Their TG debate between the Honda S2000 vs Porsche Boxter vs BMW Z4 - Jeremy's car loses badly while the Porsche is the fastest
Tbf, the original deal was for the time to be set on the top gear track by the stig.
Jennifer clarkson
How epic would it be if he actually said jennifer😂
Where’s the footage of his house being knocked down then?
The P1 did more than just lose, it came LAST of all three of them, Man that’s gonna sting… Jennifer
Sleeping compilation
Please, please, please do a compilation of Hammond gloating!
Captain slow, hamster and Jennifer
At the very very start, my dad is on the left in blue jeans
Tires are important, really want a rematch for Jennifers sake
Poor Jennifer
You didn't listen to the original deal he said "If the Porsche is faster around our track" he of course is referring to the top gear test track. So since they were no longer at top gear, that agreement was no longer valid, hence why he made a new agreement.
i honestly think the stig and even clarkson would make better times in those cars than the guy they chose for the grand tour
In order not to be called Jennifer, he left TopGear.
"it is the fastest...........in the wuuuuurld😬"
Could you please make Richard Hammond 'Oh yeah' compilation
I watched The Grand Tour before Top Gear, when the 3:09 bit came, I just know that it's not going to happen, at least not on top gear.
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IT MIGHT BE!
Jezza f-ed up big time
I genuinely thought he was going to win
Is this the only time his (her) brash and primitive use of 'Power!' has failed to prevail?