As a former barista of 10 years this is not a joke. Barista don't get paid enough for trauma or drama dumping. Especially in a store full of regulars, cause you gotta remember that shit! They are coming back!
Lol I'm from a part of the world where people asking how you're doing is a genuine question lol That is like one of the 2 up sides to moving to FUCKING NEBRASKA from the DC area That and I got mugged by markedly fewer grandmother's of my friends than before so that was cool too
@@ConstantChaos1its a genuine question everywhere. you can just say youre not having a great day, or its been awful, and the barista will definitely ask more. just dont hold them hostage with your entire life story for 30 minutes.😅
1) Criminals are psych0tic clowns. I am not sure if you’re familiar with this or not, but a lot of people call a person, “a clown” when a person is being outrageously absurd, and criminals are outrageously absurd, and maybe she is secretly referring to criminals whenever she mentions clowns. 2) Some people are genuinely terrified of clowns 🤡 so this scenario was scary to them, probably. 3) People are different, so it is okay if you and other people can’t take scenarios with clowns in them seriously.
Ok but genuinely don't fuck with clowns... like we aren't actually violent people but also we are leaving town before anyone will find your body and we have a couple dozen close knit allibies who would be more than willing to feed a lion or help dig a hole, gods know the fucking magician makes us dig enough of them.
Brenda didn't realize it was her day to be the professional counselor for random passersby If only she could have got some kind of alert that day she could have stayed home
Gotta love the pay it forward people who wanna pay for the $10 dolled up iced white mocha that was ordered behind them instead of tipping the barista they just trauma dumped on. Oh what, I have to make your coffee AND be your therapist? And I only get paid for the coffee part? What a deal. 🙃
@@rootfish2671 I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the act itself. Sometimes you’re just in a good mood, you’ve got some extra cash, or just feel like being kind that day because someone was kind to you. The problem is that a lot of people who do it, do so to feel morally superior and expect some kind of massive praise or reward, instead of just…doing it to be nice.
This is hilarious and I relate so hard. I used to work in hospitality and now work in mental health support. They are not as unrelated as you might think! 😂😅 Looking absolutely gorge and killing it Stanz. You should tour!
Its actually more common than you think, i actually get nervous asking people how your day or have a nice day as often they trauma dump or vent to me and get angry when i don't respond how they want me to
Where did Stanzi come from? Dunno, but thanks to CZcams Shorts for introducing me to this person's brand of gonzo humor. Now that I've watched a bunch of their videos, I'm going to subscribe. More serial killer content, please!
As a barista who had a regular doing that during my most intense shifts trying to talk to me about how their mom sucks while i was making five drinks and a bloody waffle I am now not afraid of anything. That used to piss me of so much that now I'd rather be fired than take any of that "free therapy session small-talk" bull**it. I already have a lot on my plate, sir, so if you try to pull this off I'll make sure you not only get your Latte but a critical amount of emotional damage!)))
"Ma'am can you please picture "being paid enough for this shit ?" Really make sure you have a clear mental image of that in your mind. Can you see it ? Good. I'm not that"
You know what's even worse? When your mom takes you & your sister to Baskin Robbins and mom bizarrely trauma dumps on the clerk when she asks "what do you want". Yea....
Please forgive the former clowns lol. Something happened to us, and it made us a bit slower to graduate. We are glad there are smart spirits to assist in tending our garden and helping us grow up straighter.
OH MY GOD is this inspired from that lady in the drive through playing for the person behind her because it was remembeance day or something and her “husband” was apparently brutally murdered? Just made me think of that because of the use of the word brutally.”
and that fact that someone actually did this is unreal just a different story
FRRR
WAIT WHAT?? WHERE CAN I FIND THE ACTUAL THING??
@@borderline_sunshine look it up
@@chickenosaurus_rexwhat do we look up though? Need specifics… we don’t know what the story was.
@@ChaoticAngelKitten look up “women trauma dumping on a sixteen year old Starbucks worker”
as a representative of the gang of clowns , we apologize for the severe trauma a part of us have caused to you
No you don't
@@userJfHkF62j739 Your sad clown tears don't fool me. I could see you all laughing. Also, you popped our dog, a poodle.
*THIS IS THE FBI GET DOWN*
@@NotSoMuchFrankly We did not. You may have gotten the wrong clowns.
@@ImNotCherriIDK No, they got me.🤡☠☹
I love how you can just see the "stop fucking talking and leave me alone" in the baristas eyes 😊
But we can't
It honestly looks more like the "oh no, not again" look.
This is probably the third time that someone has done this that day.
As a former barista of 10 years this is not a joke. Barista don't get paid enough for trauma or drama dumping. Especially in a store full of regulars, cause you gotta remember that shit! They are coming back!
Lol I'm from a part of the world where people asking how you're doing is a genuine question lol
That is like one of the 2 up sides to moving to FUCKING NEBRASKA from the DC area
That and I got mugged by markedly fewer grandmother's of my friends than before so that was cool too
@@ConstantChaos1its a genuine question everywhere. you can just say youre not having a great day, or its been awful, and the barista will definitely ask more. just dont hold them hostage with your entire life story for 30 minutes.😅
The barista is going to need a therephist 💀
More work for Diane
Ther,,,,, "therephist",,,,,,
Oh gosh no
Don't be silly, we ARE the therapists! And we didn't even have to get a degree for it! Isn't that great?
As a former barista, can confirm ppl will trauma dump without any context esp if it's about terrorizing clowns lmao
Im sorry but I can‘t take clowns serious, I lost it at „they followed us… in their.. tiny clown car…“
We tried to get away by entering the HOV lane...but...they just followed us.
1) Criminals are psych0tic clowns. I am not sure if you’re familiar with this or not, but a lot of people call a person, “a clown” when a person is being outrageously absurd, and criminals are outrageously absurd, and maybe she is secretly referring to criminals whenever she mentions clowns. 2) Some people are genuinely terrified of clowns 🤡 so this scenario was scary to them, probably. 3) People are different, so it is okay if you and other people can’t take scenarios with clowns in them seriously.
I have watched this so many times, and I still start laughing at “tiny clown car”- every single time.
Ok but genuinely don't fuck with clowns... like we aren't actually violent people but also we are leaving town before anyone will find your body and we have a couple dozen close knit allibies who would be more than willing to feed a lion or help dig a hole, gods know the fucking magician makes us dig enough of them.
“i don’t want to get into it…. but i will”
it’s kinda funny to me that they say it like they are doing the barista a favor
I didn't expect an expanded lore of the clown gang, but I welcome it.
Why has this happened to me before I remember one time in starbucks I overheard a customer trauma dumping to the barista 💀
Stanzi took "Ma'am this is a Starbucks" too seriously.
🤣
My mom traumadumping about her divorce to a random server in the restaurant
Why do parents do that?
“To this day if I see a pie I have a GD panic attack!” 💀
If I were the Barista I would’ve laughed so hard.
Same
I would think they were playing a prank on me, the whole thing is so absurd.
Brenda didn't realize it was her day to be the professional counselor for random passersby
If only she could have got some kind of alert that day she could have stayed home
hate when this happens every saturday!
Hi! You are absolutely amazing! Please keep making hilarious posts 👽😩
[honking bulb-horn slowly and with remorse]
pls don't ever die! i can't live without ur posts it fills me with joy
Why does this almost sound like a threat LMAO
The fact that I know exactly what video this is referring to makes this a hundred times better
the order behind her is like $200 bc it’s THE CLOWN CAR WITH LIKE 40 clowns..
and they all got VENTIS
This remembers me of this lady who trauma dumped on this 16 year old about her dead husband
Crazy💀
How funny would it have been if the person behind her ordered a pie
Literally the dad on vacation who hates his wife. Bro...we hate her too. You made gremlins with her that are destroying the pop machine.
"I'm feeling really close to you right now" this detail is golden-funny
Gotta love the pay it forward people who wanna pay for the $10 dolled up iced white mocha that was ordered behind them instead of tipping the barista they just trauma dumped on. Oh what, I have to make your coffee AND be your therapist? And I only get paid for the coffee part? What a deal. 🙃
Pay it forward is stupid performative crap
@@rootfish2671 I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the act itself. Sometimes you’re just in a good mood, you’ve got some extra cash, or just feel like being kind that day because someone was kind to you. The problem is that a lot of people who do it, do so to feel morally superior and expect some kind of massive praise or reward, instead of just…doing it to be nice.
@@bluebay1031 exactly, it's the smugness I hate. Like they can't do a kind act without crowing about it.
@@rootfish2671Insult and/or speciesist to crows, though?
“I don’t want to get into it, but I will.” 😂👏👏👏😂💀
Name for the order? We bonded, Brenda. You should know deep in your soul.
The clown behind you really appreciated the pumpkin pie latte you paid for, really sweet 😋
This is hilarious and I relate so hard. I used to work in hospitality and now work in mental health support. They are not as unrelated as you might think! 😂😅 Looking absolutely gorge and killing it Stanz. You should tour!
this is 1000% accurate
the dad shouldve taken the balloon
Everyone loves a good sob story.
The exceptional acting for the traumatized lady
I wonder who was the first person to subscribe to her because she is so funny
You nailed the "Ma'am, this a Starbucks" look
Just absolutely hilarious. Every video is great! So creative, so smart....just the BEST♡
The way my anti-social self would immediately respond with 'good for you.' Blank faced
Its actually more common than you think, i actually get nervous asking people how your day or have a nice day as often they trauma dump or vent to me and get angry when i don't respond how they want me to
I like this background
"Ma'am, this is a Starbucks"
She legit teared up. Bravo Stanzi lol I was a manager at sbux for 6 years and I can confirm this is every other customer 😂😂😂
Where did Stanzi come from? Dunno, but thanks to CZcams Shorts for introducing me to this person's brand of gonzo humor. Now that I've watched a bunch of their videos, I'm going to subscribe. More serial killer content, please!
I always come back to this one and it makes me smile every time 😂
As a barista who had a regular doing that during my most intense shifts trying to talk to me about how their mom sucks while i was making five drinks and a bloody waffle I am now not afraid of anything. That used to piss me of so much that now I'd rather be fired than take any of that "free therapy session small-talk" bull**it. I already have a lot on my plate, sir, so if you try to pull this off I'll make sure you not only get your Latte but a critical amount of emotional damage!)))
🤣🤣🤣 Thank-you! I love your skits! 💝✌😎🤘
I had to double check your other videos to see whether or not you're Australian, that accent is really good
As a barista, this is a bit too accurate haha 🙈
Love your videos 😂
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You... generated tears... for... a clown attack...
literally the killer klowns from outerspace plot
The barista looks so guilty 😭
I trauma dump on telemarketers. Cant afford therapy at the time + couldnt make them stop CALLING = LIGHTBULB
“They followed us in their tiny clown car…” Hahahaha!
Love the vids
"Ma'am this a Starbucks. Your coffee is on the counter."
This is honestly me, using random strangers as unpaid therapists
"I don't wanna get into it, but I will." 😂
As a Brenda, this is exactly what people do to me. It's been so hard, you know.
imagining the barista offering her “our new selection of foods to go with your drink, this seasonal apple pie 😊” right before she started the dump 🗿⚰️
Imagine if the person behind orders a pie. 😂
"I won't get into it, but I will..." 😂😂😂
When she raised her eyebrow for a second it made me laugh
Love the Leon S Kennedy jacket
The poor barista didn’t ask for this 💀 Therapy is expensive, you know!
here Stanzi, just take my 'LIKE'. take it.
“But I will” - EVERYONE ON THE EAST COAST 😂
As a librarian, I hear everyone's stories.
Omg I actually got the notification. CZcams normally tries to hide your content
Therapy is expensive.
*sigh* i have absolutely been in the barrista's shoes. It is exactly as awkward as it looks. 😊
I would be terrible at this job cause i have a twisted sense of humor and this kind of stuff would have made me laugh so badly
DAY FIVE OF ASKING FOR YOUR LIP COMBO PLLLEEEEEEEEEASE 😢
the barista now needs therapy
stay tuned
"Ma'am can you please picture "being paid enough for this shit ?" Really make sure you have a clear mental image of that in your mind. Can you see it ? Good. I'm not that"
the person behind waiting for eternity: she’s paying for me so i guess i’ll let her vent
😂❤ I feel really close to you. Umm Brenda
... who the fuck refuses a balloon animal?
Awesome 😅
You know what's even worse? When your mom takes you & your sister to Baskin Robbins and mom bizarrely trauma dumps on the clerk when she asks "what do you want". Yea....
I am unfortunately guilty of trauma dumping on my barista, and I need to do better about not doing that shit.
“Insert cash or select payment type”
Please forgive the former clowns lol. Something happened to us, and it made us a bit slower to graduate. We are glad there are smart spirits to assist in tending our garden and helping us grow up straighter.
Leon s Kennedy dumping his Raccoon City trauma:
Are you doing a uk tour anytime?
Gamzee Makara-core
The most unrealistic part of this story was that a caramel latte would cost $3.57
wow
All I can say is, glad not to be working in the food service industry anymore 😨😮
How many takes did it take you to do this before you managed without cracking up?
Clonws are dangerous, I knew it.
Hi
LOL! Have to ask... @Stanzipotenza , how would you describe your sense of humor? I have that same twisted wit!
good thumbnail imo
OH MY GOD is this inspired from that lady in the drive through playing for the person behind her because it was remembeance day or something and her “husband” was apparently brutally murdered? Just made me think of that because of the use of the word brutally.”
I am the balloon animal and I can Confirm this did indeed happen
I read this as “Trump dumping on your barista” and was arguably more intrigued than when I found out what it actually said
Hey Stanzi !! Hope you’re doing well we miss u🤍
tag urself i'm the trauma dumper