Everyone is talking about how relatable the cop is, but can we take a moment to appreciate how relatable the guy is too?I mean, if I were in his shoes, I'd too be like"I'm coming down because you seriously need more therapy than I do"
@@HyenaDandy Cop 1: ...okay, go ahead. Cop 2: *into megaphone* Gosh, wouldn't it be embarrassing to die this publicly, think of your exes seeing this in the news. I wouldn't want my coworkers knowing it was me. Cop 1: Hey!! That's uncalle....oh, he's coming down. Cop 2: Yeah...we're not gonna find him. He's gonna hide. He's gonna live a long, regretful life. Honestly, I thought he was gonna call my bluff and be better than me... Oh well...
The key that I've found is to balance out the awful reality with a fantastic delusion (even better if you have friends that help you convince yourself of it!). For example, once a week, me and a bunch of friends show up to this $50 million building we had built so that we can sing a bunch of songs about how we share an all powerful dad who lives in the sky and loves us no matter what we do! We also listen to some stories, do - not quite a dance - but we move our legs and arms. Also there's wine and wafers.
Can my big building have anthropomorphic statues and smell like a headshop ? Also, I want nudity, Black Metal music and game meats, followed by chocolate 😁
Hey. To everyone who reads this and can relate to at least something said in this video - don't be afraid to get help. Depression is a serious condition and it's treatable. Drugs are working, therapy is working, it's usually a long path, but rewarding. Life can turn to better side, but you need to fight your apathy and make the first step, it's worth it. Love you all.
Depression is a problem yes but alot of these problems are due to social issues and we can never truly treat depression until the things that are actually affecting our mental health improves. Like stanzi said e.g the growing financial crisis people are going through because the governments don't give a crap about their citizens or the people getting exploited by corporation. Or big companies and corporations destroying the environments and living conditions for the lower class while they can afford to live comfortably among the chaos they've caused. It's all sad really
My best advice for this serious dilemma is to cut off the ends, put the strawberries in the freezer, after placing them in a plastic freezer bag and enjoy a frozen treat whenever you want
Girl idk why the algorithm stopped pushing you to me, I haven’t seen you in so long and you’re as funny as ever! ❤ youuuu you’re beautiful and are so funny! 💕😂
Hey! Day 3 of thirsty comments from a sad little man. This one just hit close to home. The existencial questions came from a place of reality. This short very much walked the fine line between comedy and tragedy, and Im here for it. Happy Thanksgiving, void into which we all scream
the points made during this film section proceeded to hand me me secondary positioned thoughts should i say ideas about the very thing that is life spesifically the ones existing that is mine
Put strawberries in a big mason jar or glass containers, with water filled just over the berries, store in fridge! They last WAYYY longer for me like that🍓
Is it possible to be stable in your instability? Like, you feel like crisis cop, but you've made peace with those feelings to such an extent that you're actually kind of comfortable in your dissatisfaction?
1:03 _I'm coming down._ Me, a Five Finger Death Punch fan: _I will never be what you want me to. You pulled me under to save yourself. You will never see what's inside of me. I'll pull you under just to save myself._
Lexapro doesn't change reality - there's a difference between your brain not functioning properly and needing chemical assistance vs the world being a genuinely depressing place where negative feelings are a sane response
"Thank God my depression makes me not want to eat, so I don't have to pay for groceries..." Listen, you... Food is expensive! How dare you call out my budgeting strategies like this! 😅💀
Everyone is talking about how relatable the cop is, but can we take a moment to appreciate how relatable the guy is too?I mean, if I were in his shoes, I'd too be like"I'm coming down because you seriously need more therapy than I do"
STANZI IS CRINGE, IM COOLER
@@ville__ "Press E to doubt"
“Thank you for showing me it could be worse”
@@ville__She is on purpose … that’s her brand of humor…. And no you ain’t , you’re closer to « pathetic » than anything else 🤷🏻♂️
FIRST WARNING TROLL
Cop 1: You need to take him down from suicide.
Cop 2: Don't worry I have a ton of experience.
Cop 1: Talking people down from suicide?
Cop 2: ...
Cop 1: it's the talking people down thing, right???
Cop 2: .......
Cop 1: ... Right?
Cop 2: Let's just say I know what works when it comes to talking people down, okay?
@@HyenaDandy Cop 1: ...okay, go ahead.
Cop 2: *into megaphone* Gosh, wouldn't it be embarrassing to die this publicly, think of your exes seeing this in the news. I wouldn't want my coworkers knowing it was me.
Cop 1: Hey!! That's uncalle....oh, he's coming down.
Cop 2: Yeah...we're not gonna find him. He's gonna hide. He's gonna live a long, regretful life. Honestly, I thought he was gonna call my bluff and be better than me... Oh well...
*Cough* "personal...experience, wait, did I say personal?"
Strawberries go bad WAY too fast.
Thanks for reminding. Just got them yesterday and did not touch it till now
They really do tho, even our fruits aren't good anymore
Put them in jars.
Mason jars. After a cold water/vinegar rinse, to get rid of any mold/bacteria/whatever-is-waiting-to-feast-on-them. They'll last much longer!
I just use it as an excuse to eat them within a day or two of buying them
“i am mentally stable” the words of a mentally stable person
A very stable genius
Some would even say the most stable.
“I am mentally stable,
And life is a blessing,
And I don’t think about ending it all the time” (:
Daily affirmations be like:
Me in therapy wondering why I can’t get help
The key that I've found is to balance out the awful reality with a fantastic delusion (even better if you have friends that help you convince yourself of it!).
For example, once a week, me and a bunch of friends show up to this $50 million building we had built so that we can sing a bunch of songs about how we share an all powerful dad who lives in the sky and loves us no matter what we do! We also listen to some stories, do - not quite a dance - but we move our legs and arms. Also there's wine and wafers.
Can my big building have anthropomorphic statues and smell like a headshop ? Also, I want nudity, Black Metal music and game meats, followed by chocolate 😁
New daily mantra🎶
I need crisis cop and sentimental serial killer to have a crossover
THIS!!!!
I love your descriptors for Stanzi's characters
YAS
The serial killer can give crisis cop Denise's contact info
YES STANZI PLEASE DO THIS 😂
Can't believe I finally found a CZcamsr who isn't sponsored by Better Help
Ikr
life can be hard sometimes, especially when you're on youtube and it hits you with too many ads. this is where better help comes in-
I felt that cop's "mental stability" way to damn hard😂. Thanks stanzi ❤
Stanzi is a hard 11/10. One of the funniest woman on the planet.
Can we talk about how out of ducking pocket the “millionaires launching themselves to the bottom of the ocean” joke was💀
@Stanzipotenza1-on-te-le-gram was I seriously the only one who caught that joke😭
I went to residential treatment for a month and a half, no longer want to unalive myself, yet I find this to be so well put.
I’m glad you got that help and I hope you keep feeling better and life gets better for you
@@LMakaCobra Thank you, I appreciate it. I hope things go well for you, too.
Do you mean suicide?
I tapered off the antidepressants that were making me depressed. It worked, I have been off for 5 years (:
I'm glad there is one residential place that must not have been so abusive!
Hey. To everyone who reads this and can relate to at least something said in this video - don't be afraid to get help.
Depression is a serious condition and it's treatable. Drugs are working, therapy is working, it's usually a long path, but rewarding. Life can turn to better side, but you need to fight your apathy and make the first step, it's worth it. Love you all.
Can we pin this comment or bump it or something? I love me some dark humor, but it never hurts to remind people that help is an option.
Depression is a problem yes but alot of these problems are due to social issues and we can never truly treat depression until the things that are actually affecting our mental health improves.
Like stanzi said e.g the growing financial crisis people are going through because the governments don't give a crap about their citizens or the people getting exploited by corporation.
Or big companies and corporations destroying the environments and living conditions for the lower class while they can afford to live comfortably among the chaos they've caused.
It's all sad really
@Alex-xk9yd ❤❤❤ Absolutely. I love dark humor but it's important to remember it will get better.
Thank you ❤
nope, nothing is going to change
This was a gift. Just. No explanation needed I love this so much for no reason.
A Stanzi upload makes a day better
My best advice for this serious dilemma is to cut off the ends, put the strawberries in the freezer, after placing them in a plastic freezer bag and enjoy a frozen treat whenever you want
The cop is me everyday and then denying everything and pretending everything’s gonna turn out ok
@@Stanzipotenza1-on-te-le-gram thank you but what did win
Shit I don't even try to deny or pretend. No energy. I just vibe in my depresso with some snacks and games. Thank fuck for dopamine from sweets.
I am never going to set my own expiry date but god, is this relatable. The jar I'm in is made of metal and I am a pickle.
i love ur videos so much they always make me laugh when i feel down
it’s so ironic that the suicidal one ends up helping the cop at the end 😂
0:24-0:40 I’ve been feeling this so much lately; at one point today, I felt like I was going crazy.
Same here. I told my dad and he gave me a hug LOL
"Do you not know what Lexapro is" had me laughing my ass off.
Girl idk why the algorithm stopped pushing you to me, I haven’t seen you in so long and you’re as funny as ever! ❤ youuuu you’re beautiful and are so funny! 💕😂
This would so work on me though 😆 the perfect method for the friend who has to fix everything: hand them a problem 😂
Paincronic here… jupp I feel ya!
“do you know what lexapro is?!?” 😭😭
Man that escalated 😂 and why is this so relatable 😂
The ledge of glory, im deadass bro, the existential spiral on the cost of living, perfection
Stay with us, Stanzipotenza! You bring us a lot of joy. You are a wonderful entertainer and I hope your success brings you some measure of comfort.
Funny as always, but just in case nobody asks…
Stanzi, you good bro?
i lowkey expected the seinfield theme to play when she said im mentally stable
girl YOU ARE LITERALLY SOOO GORGEOUS AND FUNNY. NEW SUBSCRIBER RIGHT HERE❤❤❤❤❤
The strawberries going bad so quickly really hit home for me.
i love how many people there are for a video that came out 20 seconds ago
I just found myself nodding along. Oof.😊
I'll be honest--I thought after that speech the joke would be that the dude ended up even more miserable and jumping off the ledge.
Stanzi just GETS me and thats why i love her. This is so all of us. 😂😅
very ironic this video was in my notifs cuz i'm going through an existential crisis rn 💀
Ah yes, what we really wanna say when people ask " how are you doing?"
This is hilarious especially with the cop saying they’re mentally stable biggest lie I’ve ever heard and very relatable vid
That cop is a whole ass mood.
Bro's rawdogging life and depression
Well I get the attitude. She expressed it so well.
Illegal being so early
That cop said it better than I ever could
Right, not all the time..just when I'm omw to wrk😂😂
is it bad that I relate to the cop 😅
It’s a fictional cop so it should be fine
I can relate to both.. just depends on my mood 😭💀
I think the way she performed the cop's supervisor's facial expressions and comments was hilarious!
I also don’t think about ending my life all the time ha ha 😬
"and I dont think about ending it ALL the time" 😭
First! I love your videos❤
You make me laugh everyday ! Thks
She posted let’s gooooooooooo
So early, its crazy- but love your videos, stanzi!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Goddamn I love these videos
Stanzi is so funny 😂
I love you Stanzi!
She brings sarcasm to another level. 🤣
most stable cop
I love you. My kidneys failed a couple years ago and doctors don't understand why I don't want to be on the transplant list.
They're going to see Diane aren't they.
Hey! Day 3 of thirsty comments from a sad little man.
This one just hit close to home. The existencial questions came from a place of reality. This short very much walked the fine line between comedy and tragedy, and Im here for it.
Happy Thanksgiving, void into which we all scream
That was GREAT! I love tgat character! It sounds like something I would say, but not quite! It worked though!😂😂😂
Stanzi is gorgeous holy
the points made during this film section proceeded to hand me me secondary positioned thoughts should i say ideas about the very thing that is life spesifically the ones existing that is mine
I love how she was hella sarcastic...
41, and feelin' it
...I think we found Harry DuBois.
I am that cop and that cop is me. 😂
You remind me of Penelope Scott a lot. You guys seem very similar and you guys are both some of my favorite content creators.
Great stuff
You are too awesome
Oops I'm early here b4 this blows like crazy cuz you never fail to impress 😅ill be back fellow youtubies youtubers 4 now byeee😅
Waites cutely 4 her like ...im inpatient 😅
Me 24/7 tbh
Do you need a hug? Jaysus.
Crushed it ;)
No lie this actually sounds effective
Stanzi Potenza is awesome
That cop needs to see Diane
too accurate
Put strawberries in a big mason jar or glass containers, with water filled just over the berries, store in fridge!
They last WAYYY longer for me like that🍓
0:22 god I wish that was me
This made me sad :D
Dang I wish this cop is real
Yup, every day is just another day to ask if anything is worth it.
You know what's sad is that the cop had to say they were ok otherwise there's a chance they could have lost their job
But this is not even a joke, just reality LoL this is my internal monologue 😂😂😂😂😂😂
yikes that cop.. too relatable lol
This...hits too close to home for me to laugh! 😅
Mood
that cop with the megaphone is me almost to a T 😅
SLAYYYYYYYYY~
Tis aint no penguin 🐧
Is it possible to be stable in your instability? Like, you feel like crisis cop, but you've made peace with those feelings to such an extent that you're actually kind of comfortable in your dissatisfaction?
Yeeeep sounds about right...
1:03 _I'm coming down._
Me, a Five Finger Death Punch fan: _I will never be what you want me to. You pulled me under to save yourself. You will never see what's inside of me. I'll pull you under just to save myself._
The realness
Lexapro doesn't change reality - there's a difference between your brain not functioning properly and needing chemical assistance vs the world being a genuinely depressing place where negative feelings are a sane response
"Thank God my depression makes me not want to eat, so I don't have to pay for groceries..."
Listen, you... Food is expensive! How dare you call out my budgeting strategies like this! 😅💀
This is one of those "funny... because it's so damn sad".
Yep
an actual cop could never
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