Existential cop crisis (extended)

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2023

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  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 Před 9 měsíci +1864

    Everyone is talking about how relatable the cop is, but can we take a moment to appreciate how relatable the guy is too?I mean, if I were in his shoes, I'd too be like"I'm coming down because you seriously need more therapy than I do"

    • @ville__
      @ville__ Před 9 měsíci +1

      STANZI IS CRINGE, IM COOLER

    • @alebit_
      @alebit_ Před 9 měsíci +62

      @@ville__ "Press E to doubt"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Před 9 měsíci +35

      “Thank you for showing me it could be worse”

    • @gabrielleroux2333
      @gabrielleroux2333 Před 9 měsíci +19

      @@ville__She is on purpose … that’s her brand of humor…. And no you ain’t , you’re closer to « pathetic » than anything else 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @ville__
      @ville__ Před 9 měsíci +4

      FIRST WARNING TROLL

  • @justinn8541
    @justinn8541 Před 9 měsíci +693

    Cop 1: You need to take him down from suicide.
    Cop 2: Don't worry I have a ton of experience.

    • @JoseSerrato0420
      @JoseSerrato0420 Před 9 měsíci +50

      Cop 1: Talking people down from suicide?
      Cop 2: ...
      Cop 1: it's the talking people down thing, right???
      Cop 2: .......

    • @HyenaDandy
      @HyenaDandy Před 8 měsíci +24

      Cop 1: ... Right?
      Cop 2: Let's just say I know what works when it comes to talking people down, okay?

    • @JoseSerrato0420
      @JoseSerrato0420 Před 8 měsíci +21

      @@HyenaDandy Cop 1: ...okay, go ahead.
      Cop 2: *into megaphone* Gosh, wouldn't it be embarrassing to die this publicly, think of your exes seeing this in the news. I wouldn't want my coworkers knowing it was me.
      Cop 1: Hey!! That's uncalle....oh, he's coming down.
      Cop 2: Yeah...we're not gonna find him. He's gonna hide. He's gonna live a long, regretful life. Honestly, I thought he was gonna call my bluff and be better than me... Oh well...

    • @TheNegZero
      @TheNegZero Před 5 měsíci +3

      *Cough* "personal...experience, wait, did I say personal?"

  • @Im_psychotic
    @Im_psychotic Před 9 měsíci +1134

    Strawberries go bad WAY too fast.

    • @thunderb00m
      @thunderb00m Před 9 měsíci +27

      Thanks for reminding. Just got them yesterday and did not touch it till now

    • @LyraPyxisVT
      @LyraPyxisVT Před 9 měsíci +17

      They really do tho, even our fruits aren't good anymore

    • @wind64a39
      @wind64a39 Před 9 měsíci +6

      Put them in jars.

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle Před 9 měsíci +17

      Mason jars. After a cold water/vinegar rinse, to get rid of any mold/bacteria/whatever-is-waiting-to-feast-on-them. They'll last much longer!

    • @akumakorgar
      @akumakorgar Před 9 měsíci +12

      I just use it as an excuse to eat them within a day or two of buying them

  • @anony_apis
    @anony_apis Před 9 měsíci +755

    “i am mentally stable” the words of a mentally stable person

    • @JinKee
      @JinKee Před 7 měsíci +15

      A very stable genius

    • @Mikustan39
      @Mikustan39 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Some would even say the most stable.

  • @TheMuffinator3
    @TheMuffinator3 Před 9 měsíci +633

    “I am mentally stable,
    And life is a blessing,
    And I don’t think about ending it all the time” (:

    • @Project_KN1GHT
      @Project_KN1GHT Před 9 měsíci +25

      Daily affirmations be like:

    • @jerichovandertraps5701
      @jerichovandertraps5701 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Me in therapy wondering why I can’t get help

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Před 8 měsíci +8

      The key that I've found is to balance out the awful reality with a fantastic delusion (even better if you have friends that help you convince yourself of it!).
      For example, once a week, me and a bunch of friends show up to this $50 million building we had built so that we can sing a bunch of songs about how we share an all powerful dad who lives in the sky and loves us no matter what we do! We also listen to some stories, do - not quite a dance - but we move our legs and arms. Also there's wine and wafers.

    • @jerrimenard3092
      @jerrimenard3092 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Can my big building have anthropomorphic statues and smell like a headshop ? Also, I want nudity, Black Metal music and game meats, followed by chocolate 😁

    • @angeljesso
      @angeljesso Před 7 měsíci +2

      New daily mantra🎶

  • @GusGuidesDalia
    @GusGuidesDalia Před 9 měsíci +230

    I need crisis cop and sentimental serial killer to have a crossover

  • @regionsofthenorthiscoming7295
    @regionsofthenorthiscoming7295 Před 9 měsíci +120

    Can't believe I finally found a CZcamsr who isn't sponsored by Better Help

    • @TheBigJayAgenda
      @TheBigJayAgenda Před 5 měsíci +1

      Ikr

    • @DogDadInTraining
      @DogDadInTraining Před 18 dny

      life can be hard sometimes, especially when you're on youtube and it hits you with too many ads. this is where better help comes in-

  • @hyokijeon1602
    @hyokijeon1602 Před 9 měsíci +180

    I felt that cop's "mental stability" way to damn hard😂. Thanks stanzi ❤

  • @AaronEastman-gf5fx
    @AaronEastman-gf5fx Před 9 měsíci +56

    Stanzi is a hard 11/10. One of the funniest woman on the planet.

  • @Khoose22804
    @Khoose22804 Před 8 měsíci +31

    Can we talk about how out of ducking pocket the “millionaires launching themselves to the bottom of the ocean” joke was💀

    • @Khoose22804
      @Khoose22804 Před 8 měsíci

      @Stanzipotenza1-on-te-le-gram was I seriously the only one who caught that joke😭

  • @dogthievery101
    @dogthievery101 Před 9 měsíci +121

    I went to residential treatment for a month and a half, no longer want to unalive myself, yet I find this to be so well put.

    • @LMakaCobra
      @LMakaCobra Před 9 měsíci +10

      I’m glad you got that help and I hope you keep feeling better and life gets better for you

    • @dogthievery101
      @dogthievery101 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@LMakaCobra Thank you, I appreciate it. I hope things go well for you, too.

    • @helenbartoszek243
      @helenbartoszek243 Před 9 měsíci

      Do you mean suicide?

    • @N0p3er5
      @N0p3er5 Před 9 měsíci +5

      I tapered off the antidepressants that were making me depressed. It worked, I have been off for 5 years (:

    • @N0p3er5
      @N0p3er5 Před 9 měsíci +2

      I'm glad there is one residential place that must not have been so abusive!

  • @Alex-xk9yd
    @Alex-xk9yd Před 9 měsíci +480

    Hey. To everyone who reads this and can relate to at least something said in this video - don't be afraid to get help.
    Depression is a serious condition and it's treatable. Drugs are working, therapy is working, it's usually a long path, but rewarding. Life can turn to better side, but you need to fight your apathy and make the first step, it's worth it. Love you all.

    • @cassierobertson5778
      @cassierobertson5778 Před 9 měsíci +31

      Can we pin this comment or bump it or something? I love me some dark humor, but it never hurts to remind people that help is an option.

    • @Maya_hee
      @Maya_hee Před 9 měsíci +40

      Depression is a problem yes but alot of these problems are due to social issues and we can never truly treat depression until the things that are actually affecting our mental health improves.
      Like stanzi said e.g the growing financial crisis people are going through because the governments don't give a crap about their citizens or the people getting exploited by corporation.
      Or big companies and corporations destroying the environments and living conditions for the lower class while they can afford to live comfortably among the chaos they've caused.
      It's all sad really

    • @banshee1491
      @banshee1491 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @Alex-xk9yd ❤❤❤ Absolutely. I love dark humor but it's important to remember it will get better.

    • @TamaHatter
      @TamaHatter Před 9 měsíci +3

      Thank you ❤

    • @ejro3063
      @ejro3063 Před 9 měsíci +7

      nope, nothing is going to change

  • @PeskyTransMan
    @PeskyTransMan Před 9 měsíci +80

    This was a gift. Just. No explanation needed I love this so much for no reason.

  • @yoshuzaki
    @yoshuzaki Před 9 měsíci +35

    A Stanzi upload makes a day better

  • @SkullKingofCarpathia
    @SkullKingofCarpathia Před 9 měsíci +17

    My best advice for this serious dilemma is to cut off the ends, put the strawberries in the freezer, after placing them in a plastic freezer bag and enjoy a frozen treat whenever you want

  • @Sqooshyfroog
    @Sqooshyfroog Před 9 měsíci +116

    The cop is me everyday and then denying everything and pretending everything’s gonna turn out ok

    • @Sqooshyfroog
      @Sqooshyfroog Před 8 měsíci

      @@Stanzipotenza1-on-te-le-gram thank you but what did win

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 Před 8 měsíci +5

      Shit I don't even try to deny or pretend. No energy. I just vibe in my depresso with some snacks and games. Thank fuck for dopamine from sweets.

  • @Saphia_
    @Saphia_ Před 9 měsíci +32

    I am never going to set my own expiry date but god, is this relatable. The jar I'm in is made of metal and I am a pickle.

  • @Nda78240
    @Nda78240 Před 9 měsíci +49

    i love ur videos so much they always make me laugh when i feel down

  • @TeesTheCoder
    @TeesTheCoder Před 9 měsíci +10

    it’s so ironic that the suicidal one ends up helping the cop at the end 😂

  • @nosiidda501
    @nosiidda501 Před 9 měsíci +8

    0:24-0:40 I’ve been feeling this so much lately; at one point today, I felt like I was going crazy.

    • @Miaeka
      @Miaeka Před 9 měsíci +2

      Same here. I told my dad and he gave me a hug LOL

  • @Silveryback
    @Silveryback Před 8 měsíci +5

    "Do you not know what Lexapro is" had me laughing my ass off.

  • @xhellazebrax
    @xhellazebrax Před 9 měsíci +11

    Girl idk why the algorithm stopped pushing you to me, I haven’t seen you in so long and you’re as funny as ever! ❤ youuuu you’re beautiful and are so funny! 💕😂

  • @aprildawnsunshine4326
    @aprildawnsunshine4326 Před 9 měsíci +13

    This would so work on me though 😆 the perfect method for the friend who has to fix everything: hand them a problem 😂

    • @gaelle4328
      @gaelle4328 Před 9 měsíci

      Paincronic here… jupp I feel ya!

  • @leahachase
    @leahachase Před 9 měsíci +4

    “do you know what lexapro is?!?” 😭😭

  • @TransGuyShane
    @TransGuyShane Před 9 měsíci +11

    Man that escalated 😂 and why is this so relatable 😂

  • @kitrose8906
    @kitrose8906 Před 9 měsíci +5

    The ledge of glory, im deadass bro, the existential spiral on the cost of living, perfection

  • @philipclifford2314
    @philipclifford2314 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Stay with us, Stanzipotenza! You bring us a lot of joy. You are a wonderful entertainer and I hope your success brings you some measure of comfort.

  • @Arkainjel
    @Arkainjel Před 9 měsíci +13

    Funny as always, but just in case nobody asks…
    Stanzi, you good bro?

  • @mananite
    @mananite Před 9 měsíci +4

    i lowkey expected the seinfield theme to play when she said im mentally stable

  • @aanyamrigwani
    @aanyamrigwani Před 9 měsíci +9

    girl YOU ARE LITERALLY SOOO GORGEOUS AND FUNNY. NEW SUBSCRIBER RIGHT HERE❤❤❤❤❤

  • @miawallace2306
    @miawallace2306 Před 9 měsíci +3

    The strawberries going bad so quickly really hit home for me.

  • @Mirru-sc6ut
    @Mirru-sc6ut Před 9 měsíci +3

    i love how many people there are for a video that came out 20 seconds ago

  • @dubdaze68
    @dubdaze68 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I just found myself nodding along. Oof.😊

  • @Common_Houseplant
    @Common_Houseplant Před 9 měsíci +5

    I'll be honest--I thought after that speech the joke would be that the dude ended up even more miserable and jumping off the ledge.

  • @Bubbles-kk9zs
    @Bubbles-kk9zs Před 8 měsíci +1

    Stanzi just GETS me and thats why i love her. This is so all of us. 😂😅

  • @bigrandy100
    @bigrandy100 Před 9 měsíci +3

    very ironic this video was in my notifs cuz i'm going through an existential crisis rn 💀

  • @chrisharmon1985
    @chrisharmon1985 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Ah yes, what we really wanna say when people ask " how are you doing?"

  • @Tinyduckling33
    @Tinyduckling33 Před 9 měsíci +5

    This is hilarious especially with the cop saying they’re mentally stable biggest lie I’ve ever heard and very relatable vid

  • @mellennia9
    @mellennia9 Před 8 měsíci +1

    That cop is a whole ass mood.

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles Před 7 měsíci +2

    Bro's rawdogging life and depression

  • @thesilversurfer7136
    @thesilversurfer7136 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Well I get the attitude. She expressed it so well.

  • @lolmfs
    @lolmfs Před 9 měsíci +5

    Illegal being so early

  • @nathananderson7962
    @nathananderson7962 Před 7 měsíci +1

    That cop said it better than I ever could

  • @ShelaeJ
    @ShelaeJ Před 9 měsíci +1

    Right, not all the time..just when I'm omw to wrk😂😂

  • @hololohmmmsm8517
    @hololohmmmsm8517 Před 9 měsíci +12

    is it bad that I relate to the cop 😅

    • @inorishiki7803
      @inorishiki7803 Před 9 měsíci +1

      It’s a fictional cop so it should be fine

    • @ariesvixen853
      @ariesvixen853 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I can relate to both.. just depends on my mood 😭💀

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Před 9 měsíci +1

      I think the way she performed the cop's supervisor's facial expressions and comments was hilarious!

  • @ImaLadynotagirl
    @ImaLadynotagirl Před 9 měsíci +3

    I also don’t think about ending my life all the time ha ha 😬

  • @kid-ava
    @kid-ava Před 4 měsíci +1

    "and I dont think about ending it ALL the time" 😭

  • @tcf.studios
    @tcf.studios Před 9 měsíci +1

    First! I love your videos❤

  • @colettemccoy2921
    @colettemccoy2921 Před 8 měsíci

    You make me laugh everyday ! Thks

  • @Chunky_munky
    @Chunky_munky Před 9 měsíci +2

    She posted let’s gooooooooooo

  • @Notaweasel_fnaf_1983
    @Notaweasel_fnaf_1983 Před 9 měsíci

    So early, its crazy- but love your videos, stanzi!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @codyvanderzwaag8031
    @codyvanderzwaag8031 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Goddamn I love these videos

  • @markbuckets4987
    @markbuckets4987 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Stanzi is so funny 😂

  • @PardonMe_ImDrunk
    @PardonMe_ImDrunk Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love you Stanzi!

  • @dave23024
    @dave23024 Před 5 měsíci

    She brings sarcasm to another level. 🤣

  • @potatoman7407
    @potatoman7407 Před 5 měsíci +1

    most stable cop

  • @someguy5977
    @someguy5977 Před 5 měsíci

    I love you. My kidneys failed a couple years ago and doctors don't understand why I don't want to be on the transplant list.

  • @dieantler
    @dieantler Před 4 měsíci +1

    They're going to see Diane aren't they.

  • @adhdphilosophy5572
    @adhdphilosophy5572 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hey! Day 3 of thirsty comments from a sad little man.
    This one just hit close to home. The existencial questions came from a place of reality. This short very much walked the fine line between comedy and tragedy, and Im here for it.
    Happy Thanksgiving, void into which we all scream

  • @christinerichardson6596
    @christinerichardson6596 Před 9 měsíci +1

    That was GREAT! I love tgat character! It sounds like something I would say, but not quite! It worked though!😂😂😂

  • @jaccimacduff2478
    @jaccimacduff2478 Před 8 měsíci

    Stanzi is gorgeous holy

  • @andre.avalo3994
    @andre.avalo3994 Před 9 měsíci +3

    the points made during this film section proceeded to hand me me secondary positioned thoughts should i say ideas about the very thing that is life spesifically the ones existing that is mine

  • @callmeash816.
    @callmeash816. Před 8 měsíci

    I love how she was hella sarcastic...

  • @hidalgokaballiero
    @hidalgokaballiero Před 6 měsíci

    41, and feelin' it

  • @echodoctor5679
    @echodoctor5679 Před 6 měsíci +1

    ...I think we found Harry DuBois.

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella Před 9 měsíci +1

    I am that cop and that cop is me. 😂

  • @AMBERRID
    @AMBERRID Před 7 měsíci +1

    You remind me of Penelope Scott a lot. You guys seem very similar and you guys are both some of my favorite content creators.

  • @prestonmiller3022
    @prestonmiller3022 Před 7 měsíci

    Great stuff

  • @adamdailey6675
    @adamdailey6675 Před 9 měsíci

    You are too awesome

  • @Tyn7487
    @Tyn7487 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Oops I'm early here b4 this blows like crazy cuz you never fail to impress 😅ill be back fellow youtubies youtubers 4 now byeee😅

    • @Tyn7487
      @Tyn7487 Před 9 měsíci

      Waites cutely 4 her like ...im inpatient 😅

  • @juliastonewiz_20
    @juliastonewiz_20 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Me 24/7 tbh

  • @davidjames2684
    @davidjames2684 Před 5 měsíci

    Do you need a hug? Jaysus.

  • @EliSlacker
    @EliSlacker Před 9 měsíci +1

    Crushed it ;)

  • @landofthehazymist
    @landofthehazymist Před 7 měsíci

    No lie this actually sounds effective

  • @teejaylecapois9741
    @teejaylecapois9741 Před 9 měsíci

    Stanzi Potenza is awesome

  • @marialouise3450
    @marialouise3450 Před 9 měsíci

    That cop needs to see Diane

  • @tylerjames7449
    @tylerjames7449 Před 9 měsíci +4

    too accurate

  • @B.Harper7
    @B.Harper7 Před 5 měsíci

    Put strawberries in a big mason jar or glass containers, with water filled just over the berries, store in fridge!
    They last WAYYY longer for me like that🍓

  • @lovell8983
    @lovell8983 Před 9 měsíci +1

    0:22 god I wish that was me

  • @Mittenkat
    @Mittenkat Před 9 měsíci

    This made me sad :D

  • @user-de5se8ig6b
    @user-de5se8ig6b Před 8 měsíci +1

    Dang I wish this cop is real

  • @wakkawakka900
    @wakkawakka900 Před 9 měsíci

    Yup, every day is just another day to ask if anything is worth it.

  • @eternallylearning2811
    @eternallylearning2811 Před měsícem

    You know what's sad is that the cop had to say they were ok otherwise there's a chance they could have lost their job

  • @ghostnotes9695
    @ghostnotes9695 Před 2 měsíci

    But this is not even a joke, just reality LoL this is my internal monologue 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @akiramatoi4158
    @akiramatoi4158 Před 7 měsíci

    yikes that cop.. too relatable lol

  • @KamalikaMukherjee81
    @KamalikaMukherjee81 Před 14 dny

    This...hits too close to home for me to laugh! 😅

  • @lunar_aesthetic3804
    @lunar_aesthetic3804 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Mood

  • @laurenw.8178
    @laurenw.8178 Před 9 měsíci

    that cop with the megaphone is me almost to a T 😅

  • @veskorva_
    @veskorva_ Před 9 měsíci +1

    SLAYYYYYYYYY~

  • @Sugerdaddy578
    @Sugerdaddy578 Před 9 měsíci

    Tis aint no penguin 🐧

  • @AmunDeus
    @AmunDeus Před měsícem

    Is it possible to be stable in your instability? Like, you feel like crisis cop, but you've made peace with those feelings to such an extent that you're actually kind of comfortable in your dissatisfaction?

  • @bakaichigo
    @bakaichigo Před měsícem

    Yeeeep sounds about right...

  • @linkthehero8431
    @linkthehero8431 Před 2 měsíci

    1:03 _I'm coming down._
    Me, a Five Finger Death Punch fan: _I will never be what you want me to. You pulled me under to save yourself. You will never see what's inside of me. I'll pull you under just to save myself._

  • @karekare1261
    @karekare1261 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The realness

  • @genegray9895
    @genegray9895 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Lexapro doesn't change reality - there's a difference between your brain not functioning properly and needing chemical assistance vs the world being a genuinely depressing place where negative feelings are a sane response

  • @sepifi
    @sepifi Před 3 měsíci

    "Thank God my depression makes me not want to eat, so I don't have to pay for groceries..."
    Listen, you... Food is expensive! How dare you call out my budgeting strategies like this! 😅💀

  • @coltonruscheinsky7863
    @coltonruscheinsky7863 Před 7 měsíci

    This is one of those "funny... because it's so damn sad".

  • @prestonmiller3022
    @prestonmiller3022 Před 7 měsíci

    Yep

  • @ScreechingBagel
    @ScreechingBagel Před 8 měsíci

    an actual cop could never

  • @Ookamiryoshi
    @Ookamiryoshi Před 9 měsíci +1

    Disco Elysium (2019)